The Great Fast Food Jalepeño Scandal
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in this video i waste a bunch of sandwiches. we ate a lot of them, ok? a lot. it was a lot of food, guy. we did our best.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - ตลก
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this is the most important issue facing our nation today. follow me on twitter (unrelated).
Yes it is
you bet
@@notfrostyy-dp2rb agreed
True
Yea! We must stop this injustice! Its almost as bad as that problem in Africa where a minute is passing every 60 seconds
Hi fast food worker here. We have a separate jalapeño container labeled: “Gus Johnson only” that is filled with like 65% stems if that helps your research
@Vap Pri calm down you don’t have to post it everywhere lol
I just shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
@@steviegondoit8113 Quick, get Jelly Belly on the case to duplicate the flavor!
@Vap Pri ???
I can corroborate this. I work at Starbucks and we specifically have jalepeno stems in the back for Gus even though none of our food items have jalapeños.
My mom worked at subway when she was young. They received the jalapeños already sliced. She took it to heart to throw the stems in the trash. Even when her coworkers told her "it was pointless", that "people didn't notice", she'd still get rid of them. My mom is my hero.
The o.g. woman in STEM.
Sounds like your mom is lying to you.
Your mom deserves a nobel peace prize
@@omniferousswan593 Ah yeah, all these moms lying to their poor innocent kids about throwing out jalapeño stems in the job they had a decade before the kids were even born. Disgusting
@@Zuzu00000 it's almost like anyone can just go on the internet and make up stories.
"While arsenic is a naturally occurring element, we will be taking action to remove it from our baby food"
"some babies might not enjoy it as much"
cellulose powder is fancy science talk sawdust by the way.
@@alecnolastname4362 but sawdust taste good
Lmao
After hours of extensive research, viewing logo and copyright patents, I can assure you that Jacks pizza (although originating in the 1960's instead of the 50's as is the case with Jersey Mike's) was the first to use the iconic font and color scheme. Indeed, it hasn't changed much since it's beginning.
Jersey Mike's, on the other hand, was actually just 'Mikes' until 1987 at which point it was franchised and took on the 'Jersey' moniker resulting in the current iteration of its company logo.
The subway jalapeno scandal changed my life. Now I carry a pocket of pre sliced Jalapeno's with me in my wherever I go. They wont fool me twice
Ayyyy the AsherShow
Welcome to the dirty pocket gang
How did you even watch the video, did you click this and watch it at two times speed?
How old are they tho
I carry a pocket knife to stab the employees when they give me a stem.
I’m a manager at a five guys and The reason we don’t have stems is because we hand cut whole jalapeño peppers every day and throw away the stems where as all those other restaurants have machine cut peppers
Love meself some Five Guys. Best fast food out there.
Is Five Guys an American thing?
@@forgottenmemory900 Si
@@forgottenmemory900 There are a few in Southern Ontario
You are doing the Lord's work 🙏 😂
At Papa John’s we cut our jalapeños in store, and have specific cutting methods to make sure we get rid of the stem and/or core of fruits and vegetables.
daddy jonathen
Or... you know... literally any restaurant that doesn’t buy the pre-sliced.
@@llab3903 your comment was pointless but okay
@@diablotry5154 Or… you know… literally any restaurant that doesn’t buy the pre-sliced.
@@Cheezy_Bunz Now that's a comment that's worth my time
"These buns are like rocks" "how is this bag so wet?"
“The bones are a natural part of a cow, but I guess some people don’t like that so we’ll try to cut it out.”
the eyeball is a natural part of the chicken, but I guess...
@@krigely Tasty stuff when turned into a chicken nugget
@@imghost3032 No
Bone marrow is bomb tho
@@cohensmith6100 Yes
I like how he goes from "g-dang" and "freaking" to a blatant "what the fuck" when he first sees the stems
it’s startling and i love it
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter the ch*nnel of me, AxxL, if you are not above a certain age, dear ql2f
@@AxxLAfriku whoa, this sure sounds enticing
@@AxxLAfriku lol wtf. This is some bad advertising, guy. I care not at all about your channel after reading that
@@AxxLAfriku you are everywhere and I hate it
I personally don’t like the stems that much so I don’t know why you guys ordered so many of them
*applauds*
Jimmy Kimble you've done it again you trouble maker, you!
The idea of them ordering shit and specifying to put the stems in them is hilarious
“Not many stems, but terrible burgers”
“There are school level burgers”
That’s a compliment compared to what they actually are” 😂
"we are working on ways to address this"
*Options for addressing this:*
1. stop using the stems
2. shut down
3. Do nothing until everyone forgets
They bulk buy jars of the stuff so they either gotta order better jalapenos, cut fresh, or *literally pick through a huge number of jalapeno slices to root out the stems and shoulders* which if you've ever worked in food service you know that last option just isn't feasible for their employees
@@wiggledixbubsy98 I feel like the first two options are pretty viable, right? Third definitely ain't happening tho oml. Imagine being on prep and being told "hey just sift through this BIG ASS JAR and find the ones that look kinda the same but are actually awful garbage."
I’ve never worked at Subway but I’ve worked at a place that slices jalapeños, and we cut the tops off the jalapeños and threw them away before putting them in the slicer. In the fast frantic world of Subway they can’t just add several seconds to prep time every day, that just don’t fly.
@@eliwixson8863 fair enough. The restaurant I worked at got crazy rushes around lunch (filling up the whole large interior and sometimes out the door), but that's also the only food service job I've had so can't rly speak to whether the number of employees in the store at once/the amount of prep time we had was normal or not. Also I guess the store I worked at focused pretty heavily on fresh ingredients, so that would kinda skew it. Thanks for the insight :)
Some kid working at Carl's Jr. recognized Gus and decided to put as many stems as he could find on the burger
"stems" * rolls eyes*
No stems no seeds that you don't need
Wait, really?
@@aK_iraa idk maybe. It was just a joke.
@@unchartedchartz ok
Watching them
Open each sandwich has made fast food even less appetizing when you see the inside 😂
one of my new favorite video of all time. it's so good, it's in my top ten. a touch of seriousness, a pinch of analysis, a perfect amount of comedy, good microphone and editing quality, all requirements have been hit. 9.5/10.
why am I being entertained by two grown men interrogating fast food meals on whether they have a segment of a pepper that they don’t like
hahaha man
It's like you're new to TH-cam...
I wanted to know which chains were skimping on the jalapeños and who had the highest percent of stems, so I went through the video frame by frame because I have absolutely nothing else to do on a sunny Friday afternoon. Several sandwiches were difficult to see, like Wendys #4, Jersey Mike's #1, and all of the Jack in the Box sandwiches, especially #3. I didn't count super tiny pieces or banana peppers, but I did include the piece that went flying from Subway #2.
First column is the restaurant, second is the total number of peppers counted, third is the average number of peppers per sandwich, and the last column is the percent of stems in the peppers.
Taco Bell 31 6.2 12.90%
Carl's Jr. 36 7.2 33.33%
Del Taco 28 5.6 10.71%
Five Guys 37 7.4 0.00%
Wendys 29 5.8 13.79%
Jersey Mike’s 22 4.4 9.09%
Subway 101 20.2 6.93%
Jack in the Box 30 6 26.67%
i feel like this needs to be pinned lol
The hero we needed.
I'm disappointed by how little attention this comment has received. By % Subway did very well.
wow thank you, this was bothering me so much that i didn’t bother to finish the video lmao. nice work
This dude excels.
This is STEM research if I´ve ever seen it
I appreciate how much restraint it must have taken to avoid calling it "The Jalacaust"
By restraint you mean the limits of their geniusness
Oops, your bigotry is showing...😮 but seriously, why is genocide funny to you?
those teenagers at the subway probably just recognized gus and made his sandwich VERY well
don't think he went in himself. Prob for that reason.
at my subway theyre not teenagers theyre really old ladies that don't speak english
@@lostpockets2227 I find it interesting how immigrants end up specialising in and dominating one industry in a certain area. I remember going to university and being shocked that all the taxi drivers were white.
@@benholroyd5221 Indians have a huge hold on gas stations and smoke shops. I remember in highschool we used to make fun of the Indian with the funny accent, now that funny Indian drives a Ferrari and owns 3 gas stations
@@benholroyd5221 Subway is a franchisee. You buy one, and in cities typically they're not owned by local white folks. So they hire their friends and family and live together in a big happy house.
i get mad if i get any part of any vegetable thats not the stem
Same.
Happens every time
fourth comment.
I thought berds ate seeds
@@dickbuttkis this bird only eats the wooden part
bruh, the reason 5 guys jalapenos looked "fresh" is because they aren't pickled. The more you know! **shooting star**
On a related note:
What did the nosy pepper do?
It got jalapeno business.
(say it like a really really white person)
Congrats, Gus.
You've made me a Five Guys customer.
And I don't even like peppers.
But I do like a decent burger.
Hotdogs are good too
this is the most low stakes scandal that I've cared this much about
Talk to your son,.
It has come to our attention that some guests, even though it is completely natural, don’t like the salt rock on their meal. Since you are so PICKY, we will start grinding the salt for you.
That's exactly how I felt when I saw that statement like a year ago.
I noticed that the quality of work in pretty much every industry is:
50 % mediocre
40 % bad
10 % actually descent/good
Edit: from my experience and the experience of people that I know.
@diamond dogs back in my day we used to stuff rocks in our ass on the way to school and eat mud, this damn generation
@Lincoln Nazarchuk back in my day we stuffed technology up our ass
@@tungadilla That comment made me crack right up, just like the geodes we used to crush up and turn into porridge back in my day.
Every time I watch a video with Sven in it I’m always so baffled these two are brothers, looking nothing alike.
Gus looks like Sven’s uncle on the moms side of the family.
“The stem is just the top part of the jalapeño” that’s like saying the vine is just the top part of a grape
The peel is just part of the banana
i'm so proud of gus investing his time into stem research
They say it's the best field to be getting into right now
Lots of career opportunities
Lots of branching potential for sure
The dude that said 'The stem is a natural part of the pepper' better eat his apples whole, stem, core, and all
I mean, the only part of the apple (besides the stem) that isn't edible is the ball at the center of the core, which contains the seeds.
All things are edible if you show conviction
I've eaten a whole apple, just to try it. But I threw out the stem. It's not part of the fruit.
I do. Whole with the stem.
I used to do that in college. I'd get a free apple with my lunch but by the time I got to it I'd have to either eat the middle with the seeds or hang onto it for a long time until I could get to a place with a trashcan.
I love this, Gus out here finding which places give you the best part of the jalepeno
When I watch a video like this I like to imagine the various bosses and top marketing people watching these with loud reactions.
“While the core and seeds of an apple are a natural part of the apple , some customers might not enjoy it as much as others “
Am I the only one who loves apple seeds? I always eat them if they're not moldy.
@@ImNotaRussianBot yes you are the only one
@@ImNotaRussianBot bruh APPLE SEEDS CONTAIN CYANIDE. They literally will kill you if you eat too many...
“While the shell of a walnut is a natural part of the nut, some customers might not enjoy it as much as others.”
While the peel of the banana is a natrual part of the banana some customers may not enjoy them as much as others
"as I went ahead and diversified my dietary consumption, to other fast food places" is the most American thing I've heard this month.
Depends on how poor the neighborhood is
You obviously don't know any actual Americans then lol
@@francinesmith7884 stfu issa joke
The way Sven looks for whats touching his hat at the beginning made me cry laughing
Gus, you have such a Tim & Eric vibe with your comedy style and your effects. I love it
The system is flawed. We need a ratio system, Jersey Mike's was egregious when taking into account how many peppers were on those damn sandwiches
A simple # of stems/# of peppers should work
@@reedplaysgames but what about the size of the sandwich? Shouldn't the real estate the sandwich artist has to work with be taken into account in order to standardize the jalepeño amount on these sandwiches, so if you have no stem but below the standard amount it won't count as much? Fast food has been yanking our chains for far too long and I'm sick of it
@@whatamiwatching2183 ratio of stem-pepper /in^2
And you have to consider just how fresh the Five Guys peppers looked compared to the rest too. Amount and also quality
@@Thishandlehasalreadybeentaken they look more fresh because they aren't pickled. They don't taste that good though.
Five guys was obviously the only restaurant not using jalapeños from a jar
They actually come in plastic bags lol
I worked at 5 guys and had to chop whole fresh jalapeños as part of my job
@@remssa sorry I meant the other restaurants that don't have fresh jalapenos. No shade on five guys
@@ionalien I was going to say bold of them to assume they even got the jarred kind. Lol
Yeah, most places use pickled jalapenos, it's a completely different flavor.
I just got my ray on in and this happened to be one of the first vids I watched with them. They are very good with a variety of options. I do recommend
thank you Johnson brothers, you're out there doin the lord's work for us stem avoiders.
Ian the real mvp for his constant struggle to keep Sven's 8 foot tall body in frame
Sven is actually only seven foot fifteen.
And Gus’ 8ft wide body in frame.
And the enormous size of the lies of Subway.
Realised I just watched 21 minutes and 58 seconds of two guys rifling through jalapeños
And i have no regrets
A lot of us did. You're among friends.
Worth
they should've gotten 3 more guys together smh
Additionally, I realized that I was hooked enough that leaving said video about two grown men surgically extracting jalapeño stems never crossed my mind
Always loved five guys, I thought they were expensive but just watching this, it’s totally worth it. Very happy with the score
Honestly the first jalapeno scandal was what got me to sub. Such an inspiration
I hope this gets nominated for best documentary
Short subject that is
Sponsored by Five Guys
Crime documentary
When pandemic is over, I’d pay for a travel show of Sven and Gus going around the US exposing Jalepeno Crimes
Omg like a diners, drive ins, and dives but only chains
they do this same experiment but with the fast food restaurants in the area to continue to gather evidence
@@swiggityswagunion1223 No it fucking hasn't, and spreading such ridiculous lies is very dangerous. Most countries are through the worst of it by now, but it is very much still a pandemic.
@@apexkonchu2234 lol k
@@apexkonchu2234 most people i know havent worn a mask in like a month or so now. Definitely not completely over but most aspects of life have gone back to normal
Watching this while eating a Sonic Sausage Toaster with 3 STEMS.
This was absolutely hilarious, loved every minute of it
I used to work at 5 guys! The reason there's no stems is because they come into the restaurant whole and fresh, someone manually cuts off the stem, then they get sliced with a slicer. Maybe not every place but that's how we did it.
The only fresh jalapenos in the video for sure. Five guys isn't comparable to any of the others
Accountant: It's only April, how did you already blow this year's budget?
Gus: Have you ever been to five guys?
But I love when I order a little cup of fries and they fill the whole bag
@@koala201211 Hell yeah, great deal for 35 bucks.
I imagine Gus's accountant is just himself dressed in glasses and holding a calculator.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 we can both be right
I was like "I've never had a jalapeno stem from a fast food restaurant, ever." Then I realized this man is out here redefining the word stem.
You like the hard solid bits of the fibrous top couple of millimeters?
"That's basically STEM"
@@mattmattmatt2683No, the *stem* is the stem... Genius.
@@petersbananabread1631he didn't write that... And Gus isn't going to recognize you being a Fan-boy.
The visual representation of “RKO Carl into Oblivion”...
Thank you. So much. That was incredible. The attention to detail...
"Jersey Mike's full name is New Jersey Michael"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
It's illegal for us to hear this
his real name is actually pat, jersey pat pulled the wool over our jalapeño-deprived eyes
More like
- Gus Jon, The Art of Funny
Thanks techno.
“Ayo the pizza here”
-Sun Tzu The Art of War
We want every guest to have the best Jamba Juice experience every time they order their favorite smoothie. While the top portion of a pineapple is a natural part of the fruit, some guests may not enjoy it as much so we are working on ways to address this.
I cant believe subway came out with a statement saying that. While the fuck would enjoy eating a stem
I like getting the little spikes in mine
I've been on keto for several months and I was watching this and at one point caught myself salivating
"I wonder if Carl Sr. would've done better"
This is the hard-hitting investigative journalism that big corporate media is too scared to cover.
its retarded they consider the top of the jalapeno the stem i thought they meant the literal stem. absolute morons
@@hurpaderpp go spread your hate somewhere else bucko, this ain’t the place
@@hurpaderpp if its hard, chewy, located near the top of the fruit/veggie, and taste like shizz then its a stem
@@daduckdatgames_7035 if its not a physical elongated stem its the top of the fruit and its also not chewy or hard. it just lacks the seeds which make it spicy
@@hurpaderpp It actually is the stem you moron, it’s like an iceberg there is more than just the tip, you see the stem has to connect to the jalapeño somehow, so the stem is partly in the jalapeño, therefore meaning the top of a jalapeño is indeed a stem, it is just the interior part.
That is why it’s slightly more edible than the exterior stem because it is fleshy but tough.
That’s what she said
Here’s my theory, these restaurants get their jalapeños from a common supplier. Gus, you need to take this a step higher and get to the true source.
If its anything like the city I live in, 3/4ths of the restaurants and fast food places all get their food from the same two or three distributers (Such as US Foods)
Gus Johnson / Johnny Harris collaboration?
I worked at Five Guys for a couple months and can honestly say it's the only restaurant I've worked at without losing my love for their food. They spend so much money on their food
Same here, after cleaning every night too it made me appreciate everything so much more
1:22 when I go to a plug I don't know and I look in the bag 😂😂😂
I swear Sven gets taller every time I see him.
He's 7'15" don't ya know?
All you do is copy comments of other people and then you get 100x the likes
He's only 16, got plenty of years left
he may have a thyroid problem
The world is actually just getting smaller
Gus at the beginning: We're gonna be fair to Subway.
Gus after two restaurants: "That's some Subway tier bullshit."
Its almost like these minimum wage employees just open a can and put then in a container or something
Thank you for your hard work!
Not gonna lie, the second “New Jersey Michael” got me.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one 😂
Painfully I agree
Repetition legitimizes.
Same I’m so ashamed
Shout out Michael one time
Damn, never knew Gus was starting STEM research. It’s really cool to see him changing the world like this!
Hahaha I get it lol
0:48 "While the top portion of a Jalapeño is a *natural* part of the pepper"
yeah and bones are a natural part of the cow. Leaves are a natural part of the carrot. Wood is a natural part of the apple.
Carrot leaves are actually perfectly edible, along with the tops of many root vegetables.
@@KnzoVortexlol my point was that that statement is absolutely useless, not that you can't eat it XD
Thank you Sven and Gus for all your research into stem 🙏🙏
I shall move to your neighborhood, create a restaurant chain, oversee every second of jalapeño placement, ensuring I win you over and drive everyone out of businesses. It’s genius, really.
I like the idea of one single restaurant chain singlehandedly destroying all others in Los Angeles.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 has happened before.
He would do free adds for you I'm sure haha
And after, when monopoly has been gained. Use all collected jalapeno stems to replace every slice of jalapeno
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science
Next video: Gus and Sven find out there's a difference between fresh and pickled jalapeños.
Lol I was thinking the same thing. They were so excited about the color, but pickled ones are generally darker and last longer. Now, I love me some raw jalapeños though.
Just wait until they find out about the banana peppers and black olives.
@@Smeali pickled ones are usually mass produced too, which is more than likely a machine cutting them
Yeah, they acted a little too surprised at Taco Bell's clean record.
That's how they were packaged, Gus.
this is like watching close encounter of the third kind because i’m just watching a guy spiral into insanity
I've been watching this channel for more than two years now and I just realized Sven and Gus are real blood brothers.
the sequel nobody asked for but we all needed
And we are thriving because of it
the prequel we should probably have a little more to the th-cam.com/video/e8lOZ9YVZ-M/w-d-xo.html
Every time I watch Gus, I have a bowel movement. Normally, this may be seen as an insult however I have IBS and often cannot poo. My wife refers to this phenomenon as “Getting Gussy”. Thanks, Gus.
Fussy gussy bussy
this comment is the only reason i learned how to read
I thought IBS would mean you have more trouble keeping poop in rather than have trouble letting poop out.
I hope your serious if so you are my hero
bruh
dammit gus you make me fucking spill my drink every darn time i watch your intros 😆
call this Stem Sell Research
Theory: the Five Guys employees recognized Gus, connected the dots, and left out all the stems.
Nah, Five Guys just doesn't put stems on their burgers. I get my burgers from them with (grilled!) jalapenos all the time and I don't think I've ever gotten a stem.
Theory: they want a Five Guys sponsorship, and grew their own fresh Jalapenos to put on the burger and make them look good.
They've never not had pure non stemmed green as fuck good fashion jalepeno
@@orangepeacock I think the big thing is that their jalapenos seem to be cut in-house, whereas Subway, Jacked-up-box, etc are just grabbing a fistful from a tub of pickled jalapenos that likely just came out of a giant jar.
My first thought.
As someone who doesn’t even like jalapeños, I am enraptured by this series.
A Bad Demoman there’s this really cool thing called “Google” that lets you search things you don’t know, you should try it sometime.
I’m allergic to peppers but I’m so invested in this drama
😂same
Me too
Moomin troll with knife supremacy
I love how much Gus Johnson and Gus Johnson's mustache exude very different but equally threatening auras.
"Those jalapeños are so green!"
Me, colorblind: Uhhh... yes...
ok
Both cuts to Gus and Sven stomping on a bad pepper killed me.
@Vap Pri drown
Gus is ready for fatherhood rocking the New Balances.
there were 3 lmao
My older brother used to work at Five Guys and they do a lot of preparation with fresh ingredients, there's also a plaque near the register where you can see where their potatoes came from that they used for their fries
Gus running out to the table at the beginning made my day
Gus violently ripped apart subway sandwich #2 and sent a peño flying. We need to know if it was a stem. The results are tainted
I noticed that too, guess we'll never knos
recount
Doing a frame-by-frame analysis of that pepper at the apogee of its flight, it looks like that is one stemmed pepper.
Recount the stems!
Five guys is the only place that doesn't have any stems because they're probably the only place to slice their own jalapenos fresh. Most other places get pickled jalapenos (which btw I never ask for my jalapenos to be pickled but they always are) shipped in either jars or bags prepped by massive food production facilities.
We do, I’m a manager at one and we hand cut whole fresh peppers every morning
@@nav6098 I don't like jalapenos but thank you
@@nav6098 thank you for your service
Fresh jalapenos are too hot, and pickled ones taste better
I have zero interest in fast food or peppers, but I watched every last second of this investigative masterpiece, even the headphones ad.
i can’t believe i watched this whole video
I want the video where Gus goes into a subway, looks the employee in the eye, and says “I want a ham and jalapeño sandwich”
But he has to say it really intensely, like he's an action movie protagonist.
That’s a cold cut combo, guy. Have some respect.
“Nothing else?” “Nope. Literally just 3 ham slices and then a fistful of jalapeños”
Online ordering my guy
I used to work at Hardee's, and we just got these big jugs of presliced jalapenos, and they came stems and all. After I saw Gus' video I started throwing out the stem pieces anytime I saw them. Even got told by my GM to stop because they were fine. I never stopped
What a fuckin hero
You are the hero that this world needs.
King
Not all heroes wear capes.
Where’s the gold medal this dude deserves?
Can’t seem to explain why but I was laughing so much while watching this thank you gus.😁🤪lol they are just dissecting these sandwiches
This video is hilarious but watching this in 1.5 speed makes it 100x funnier!
don't even like jalapeños but I watched the whole video
dude same!!! man i feel so much less alone
Same here
I don't like jalapenos either but I felt insulted by the first video bc all of the goddamn jalapenos 🤣🤣
Oh yeah? Bet you didn’t even see the raycon sponsor
@@kellgonerogue8649 lmao
Gus and Sven reacting to stems as if they're rat shit is surprisingly funny
The animation at the beginning with a buffed up gus was comedic genius😆😆
love the reaction they have whenever they find a stem makes me laugh
idk why, but when gus said "Oh my god, they're cutting these fuckers vertically" made me laugh probably the most out of the video.
For me it was "get that bastard mayonnaise out of there"
y’all should’ve done it by fractions, like number of stems/number of total jalapeños from the order for a true quality count
They could also have measured the weight of every item and divide the number of jalapenos by the weight. So they could post their results in the globally recognized stem/gram format.
copernicus, lol
They should have measured the diameter of each one, to see the impact of the stem.
You're getting a lot of troll responses, but I TOTALLY agree. Because there were WAY more jalapenos on the Subway sandwiches than the New Jersey Michael sandwiches, so the ratio definitely was a lot lower. I mean, no stem is acceptable, but if you get 1 stem in 4 pieces, that's way more egregious than 3 stems in 32 pieces
@@kimfrankwatson4688 @Marcowing @Nama Doodoo @Erekai
All of your responses are valid and gave me hearty chuckles
2:58 me running from the library after putting the cookbook in the women's sports section
man i love Jus Gohnson