Mobile Game Companies: YouTube's Worst Sponsors

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  • @OurEyesAreYetToOpen
    @OurEyesAreYetToOpen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7482

    This video looks like the weirdest final villain speech ever

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I need to make a mod for the legate at the end of new vegas.

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How's it going

    • @thekarnyx
      @thekarnyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 ok

    • @ceppoc
      @ceppoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow bowser really did go a long way

    • @thatsallreviews
      @thatsallreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ozymandias' Plan Revealed, Watchmen (2009) Colorized.

  • @eddyw282
    @eddyw282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29920

    This whole video with the gun waving around I felt like I was being robbed by an ex youtuber explaining why he needed my money

    • @caz.2000
      @caz.2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

      It feels like you're tied to a chair and he's explaining why he's holding you for ransom

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      Actually as an italian-american it was kinda relaxing to have a gun waved in my face.

    • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
      @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      The whole video I feel like I’m visiting America

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Skinned, fried and cut up potatoes ah yes, those gun toting southerners always waving guns around. Very common and serious problem.

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too, and somehow I liked it

  • @mr.peppermint9531
    @mr.peppermint9531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3614

    The constant "hostage" feeling throughout this video is surprisingly comforting

    • @DXNE_XIII
      @DXNE_XIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Right omg its worrying

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Makes you feel wanted

    • @crimvevo
      @crimvevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      stockholm syndrome is really kickin in huh?

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's like someone is in control and knows what they are doing for the greater good.

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    "An emotional story about how poker has influenced your life"
    oof they didn't think that one through

    • @frankroquemore4946
      @frankroquemore4946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment

    • @cry8964
      @cry8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't he just making an example

    • @vihaandas4346
      @vihaandas4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cry8964 no, he is using an actual email he got, which has some oddly worded phrases

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Poker got me from a mansion in the hills with 3 kids to a shack in the woods and 2 1/2 kids

    • @greenleafnerfing4749
      @greenleafnerfing4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dear...

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6465

    I love how this was made before all the Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorships dominated TH-cam.

    • @MrPrice-bb2gn
      @MrPrice-bb2gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      r/cringeytopia

    • @natesal5037
      @natesal5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      fjf sjdnx ok boomer

    • @taejoonkim5122
      @taejoonkim5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      George Washington dude chill, it’s just an opinion

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      George Washington - i think the exact same things. Let’s be friends.

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @George Washington Damn George, you beat his ass as hard as the Brits

  • @shawnthompson2303
    @shawnthompson2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    "Guys, we're just having a casual conversation!"
    *points gun at me for whole video*

    • @haywood12
      @haywood12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      With a finger on the trigger

    • @redberry6395
      @redberry6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, that’s the joke, very good

    • @flyingsquirrel64
      @flyingsquirrel64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The most concerning part is that it doesn't have an orange tip

    • @Agrape35654
      @Agrape35654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shooting it randomly as well

    • @Schzercro
      @Schzercro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allan Haywood *trigger safety*

  • @ohowjuicy
    @ohowjuicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    This game is retroactively sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

    • @andrewcroce8177
      @andrewcroce8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But before we get intae the Mad Lad...

    • @itprobablyisazza4203
      @itprobablyisazza4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andrewcroce8177 it's yae boi raid shadow legends

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itprobablyisazza4203 its ya boi.... uh..... SKINNY SHADOWS

    • @marcoa.7235
      @marcoa.7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do realize that you merely typing the game's name and posting it on a random comment section/website is exactly what they want right?
      no, of course you don't.

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcoa.7235 and you talking about it, ergo spreading it further and giving this attention is also what they want. we have no escape. deal with it

  • @these_baguettes2935
    @these_baguettes2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    POV: your kidnapper complains about his life because you're the only one who listens.

  • @surrealentertainment
    @surrealentertainment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5593

    Why is this guy holding a gun to my head

    • @yolodeath6950
      @yolodeath6950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      surreal entertainment cause he knows what you did

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      surreal entertainment *because you make nightmares*

    • @ax2bxc
      @ax2bxc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Your own surreal stuff became his dreams...

    • @lukehillman7480
      @lukehillman7480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No man its just the microphone.

    • @troler7147
      @troler7147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he hates surreal

  • @jolenealday492
    @jolenealday492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5715

    I feel like I’m being held hostage while the kidnapper rants about his job to me

    • @unstableturtleduck
      @unstableturtleduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I think that's the point

    • @zelixleo5
      @zelixleo5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was gonna like this comment but it literally got 666 likes. Let's keep it there

    • @unstableturtleduck
      @unstableturtleduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zelixleo5 you know full well it's not going to. I'm definitely not changing it to 667 rn

    • @zelixleo5
      @zelixleo5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unstableturtleduck lol now it's at 668 😂

    • @TooFarBeyond
      @TooFarBeyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Changed it to 669, nice

  • @dwightschrute3862
    @dwightschrute3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    I feel like I’m being held captive by a homeless and dementia ridden man.

    • @elizabethridenbaugh7731
      @elizabethridenbaugh7731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it shouldnt be hard for you to escape

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dwight, you’ve failed. What happened to having weapons around you at all times? Did you forget about the blowpipe in the toilet cistern?
      I thought you had a grenade somewhere in the office... is the bobble head a grenade?
      You’ve disgraced yourself, your family, and the Schrute farm by being held captive. Now Moes will have your beet farm.

    • @dwightschrute3862
      @dwightschrute3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zman44444 they made me get rid of them even though I saved Jim from Roy!

    • @SniperScav
      @SniperScav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya like chemistry

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he is 100% susceptible to early onset Alzheimer’s

  • @swampdoggie
    @swampdoggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "But then poker got my life back on track!" - said nobody ever lol

    • @demonalivefornow9680
      @demonalivefornow9680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unless you're Walter White, and it's your alibi for a while.

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, a lot of people say it actually.
      But they’re also in denial and heavily in debt out of addiction.

  • @TheRockBoS
    @TheRockBoS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    This video has been sponsored by Nord: Shadow VPN.

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Nord Shadow VPN Geek Legends Manscaped City Shave Club.

    • @VIPandalicious
      @VIPandalicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Join now and get one free 6☆Server

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@VIPandalicious With my code "69" at checkout.

    • @h.pthing
      @h.pthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean
      Nord shadow tanks

    • @yizzz7086
      @yizzz7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brodown 64 don’t forget lords mobile

  • @srishti5711
    @srishti5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5952

    TH-camr : "This video is sponsored by RAID: Shad-"
    Me: *furiously taps the right side of the screen*

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Yessir. Without the 10-second skip button, i wouldn't be living right now lol

    • @pee7080
      @pee7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      for me im on pc so its my right arrow lmao
      i do have a touchscreen laptop tho
      so i know whatchu mean

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@pee7080 it's actually the J and K buttons for 10 second skips. The arrow keys are for the 5 second skips.

    • @fabiankehrer3645
      @fabiankehrer3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@B10KPlaysGames True, but on my phone it's a double tap so it's kinda the same.

    • @B10KPlaysGames
      @B10KPlaysGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fabiankehrer3645 yeah i know on phones you have to double tap to do 10 second skips lol

  • @him050
    @him050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    A history channel called Lindybeige was sponsored by the dollar shave club and he just spent 5 minutes roasting all their products in the box they sent him. It was hilarious.

    • @lucasdelapaz
      @lucasdelapaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lloyd is a legend.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      whoa!! another history nerd in the wild! fook ye!

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need to see that video. What was it called?

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      just checked him out because of this comment!! holy shit his ad had me cracking up. will def be watching more of him lmao

    • @lucaprado544
      @lucaprado544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      All Lloyd ads are absolutely fantastic, he actually presents the products his own way, making it interesting and usually pretty funny, no predefined fake scripts. Plus his sponsors are somewhat relevant, or at least just not absolutely random like videos that Raid sponsor.

  • @notjustashow
    @notjustashow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "You seem like a classy bunch of people."
    Thanks, I wore shoes on both feet today, glad someone noticed.

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I put my shirt on with the right side out, I’m glad someone acknowledges my efforts.

  • @wilurbean
    @wilurbean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5154

    Creepy mustache ✔
    Gun pointed at the camera ✔
    Existential dread behind the eyes ✔
    Meta content ✔
    Yeah boi I subscribed

    • @3obhanxxx195
      @3obhanxxx195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hhhhh u got me!!! good job!

    • @stayinawesum
      @stayinawesum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think the stache kinda cool

    • @glenopolis1147
      @glenopolis1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same bro for all those reasons

    • @jeremy7157
      @jeremy7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this alternate universe Idubbbz

    • @sitonthemelon2742
      @sitonthemelon2742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Sieg
      David Brian Gilbert if he was packing heat

  • @mwuhahahahaaa854
    @mwuhahahahaaa854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    The gun wasn’t part of the joke you know, there’s a camera man behind that camera looking very, very nervous

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You film, and your family will be just fine...... just.... fine

    • @vitalentertainment1885
      @vitalentertainment1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ion think its real

    • @gmx0413
      @gmx0413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its airsoft or maybe bb gun because you can see the gas valve on the base of the mag, I play airsoft so I'm not too sure about bb guns

    • @jallebabz4453
      @jallebabz4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gmx0413 r/woosh

    • @msi_i_chad3061
      @msi_i_chad3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No that's a whoosh alright

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Every time I hear the word "epic" in an ad for an app, I think "ah man, they were really unreasonable about the specific words and quotes they required"

  • @jedidahfrederick2025
    @jedidahfrederick2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i love the fact that gus is casually holding a gun, pointing at you and shooting it almost the entire time

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    The gun in his hand at all times is incredibly accurate to what it feels like to sit through mobile game ads, sponsorship or otherwise.

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      300-I.Q. Prower it makes me wanna turn the gun around or go find who ever thought it was a good, to go find EVERY TH-camR AND SAY THE CURSED WORDS
      RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @alhassirakhdugani5813
      @alhassirakhdugani5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      300-I.Q. Prower bro, that’s the most apt description I’ve ever heard lol. Underrated comment

    • @CSEabdulalimkhan
      @CSEabdulalimkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using ad blocker is like pulling the trigger

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9529

    Julian Smith AND Doug Dimadome in the same game mode?!? I gotta download this app

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      salad Danny's not Greg, I'm Greg. Danny is Danny. Are you Greg? If not, GTFO

    • @carsonlynch83
      @carsonlynch83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Danny Gonzalez dad

    • @carsonlynch83
      @carsonlynch83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hi dad

    • @Midgedwood
      @Midgedwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This guy drinks hot koolaid

    • @danniboi9972
      @danniboi9972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      AND Double Dipstick Baby Drop Pop. #greggang4lyfe

  • @york9283
    @york9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “It’s not fun to push things on other people” he says while pointing a glock at you

    • @lexthebreacher
      @lexthebreacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s a beretta m9

    • @york9283
      @york9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lexthebreacher any and every pistol is a glock if you’re American enough

    • @thetallone7605
      @thetallone7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@york9283 I disagree. A true American can identify guns on sight. It's part of our religion.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very deliberate

    • @d33p345
      @d33p345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its an m9 REEEEEEEEEEE

  • @willpacker2239
    @willpacker2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I think internet historian makes the best content out of his ads. He’s made an entire cinematic universe out of ads and they are so entertaining.

    • @sardonictauntaun1068
      @sardonictauntaun1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who’s the TH-camr?

    • @shyhunterg
      @shyhunterg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sardonictauntaun1068, internet historian and his second channel incognito mode

    • @willpacker2239
      @willpacker2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sardonictauntaun1068 internet historian

    • @petreraynov4983
      @petreraynov4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nobbleberry wants a word with you

    • @flavioflubber183
      @flavioflubber183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Internet comment etiquette got him beat fs

  • @jerryrl11
    @jerryrl11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

    i have never been so entertained while being held at gunpoint

    • @shriyastuti4822
      @shriyastuti4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      so uve been held at gunpoint before?

    • @wheatstack5018
      @wheatstack5018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @mankyrat6937
      @mankyrat6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have there was a dancing monkey with a gun

    • @shh11111
      @shh11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Theres something intriguing about the way he holds the gun at us

    • @paintleg9436
      @paintleg9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah I got held at gunpoint by a comedian

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5400

    Wait, they pay you in money? The most I've ever been offered is 20 forehead kisses.

    • @Will80085
      @Will80085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Crazy Boris Productions 20 whole forehead kisses!? I need to find a better agent.

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poor Boris. :c

    • @generationfallout5189
      @generationfallout5189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Trade you some real money for a portion of your forehead kisses?

    • @jorgelegarreta8249
      @jorgelegarreta8249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crazy Boris Productions wow I didn’t expected to see Boris here

    • @PukingDoubleRainbows
      @PukingDoubleRainbows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m so lonely at this point i would do anything for some forehead kisses

  • @thndr_5468
    @thndr_5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:48 I'm continually impressed with gus's improv abilities

  • @nd3734
    @nd3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that the video literally shows you how much more effective it is for brands to give creators more control

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    I feel like I'm in a hostage situation with an unstable TH-camr explaining how the system is out to get him.

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    Oh man, this was pre Raid Shadow Legends and Raycon

    • @neilsiegman3270
      @neilsiegman3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Raycon seems less heinous

    • @vitagummies
      @vitagummies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      and honey

    • @AnthonyTrudeau
      @AnthonyTrudeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Raycons sell themselves boi.

    • @randomnesshappens7844
      @randomnesshappens7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well at least honey isn’t complete shit

    • @neilsiegman3270
      @neilsiegman3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genocide is fun yeah I kind of took the cool aid on that one, they were like 60 so it wasn’t too bad, and they’re better than my broke pods

  • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
    @RobocopStealerOfFridges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "And don't forget: this rant is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends, the most ambitious RPG project of 2019."

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Eventhough Gus was holding me hostage, I was surprisingly comfortable throughout the whole thing.

  • @jeremyfaella999
    @jeremyfaella999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    POV: You're being held captive by a crazy man who needs a raise.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      there’s a story arc in this:
      1. He explains why he is holding you hostage ( terrible ads)
      2. He goes on to brandish a gun and become more unstable, firing his Beretta M9 more and more. And his handling becomes worse with it.
      3.he tries to get you to give money to him, but he realize she tied you up and shoots you in the head, ending the video to show further evidence of the murder.

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kind of stolen

    • @quinnsmithy8778
      @quinnsmithy8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i couldnt like your comment, im sorry... it was at 777 :3

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quinnsmithy8778 I liked it for you so go ahead

    • @thatoneguy1426
      @thatoneguy1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is exactly what I was gonna comment

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16470

    thats why i only take sponsorships from dark web human trafficking rings

    • @anthonypalumbo9756
      @anthonypalumbo9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      Cyranek
      I know who you are, but I've never seen a single one of your videos.

    • @mariegp5021
      @mariegp5021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cyranek bruh

    • @elliseberwein8786
      @elliseberwein8786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      god arrives

    • @ScubesFTW
      @ScubesFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Seems more ethical

    • @gavin6718
      @gavin6718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Cyranek how do you put a sponsorship into a meme. I'm sorry buddy but us meme creators have it difficult.

  • @annamauer5011
    @annamauer5011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “It’s not fun to have to push things on other people” he says while making sure the gun was still pointing at me before moving on

  • @Jackson-cw8hh
    @Jackson-cw8hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    POV:
    You are being held at gunpoint while he rants about his job

  • @commentiquette
    @commentiquette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Thanks for the shout out Gus! btw i have that same mic

    • @SylvieMoney
      @SylvieMoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik sexy

    • @usjohnpat
      @usjohnpat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I bounced on my boy's gun mic for hours to this comment

    • @erravi
      @erravi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bounced on my boy’s *fucking gun* to this for hours

    • @berrynice2174
      @berrynice2174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Had a boy bounce on my gun for hours to this comment

    • @vaporizedbug
      @vaporizedbug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik Ono baby u need to use your VPN to do this stuff.

  • @wesleyvane4478
    @wesleyvane4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    I love how his finger is on the trigger the whole time.

    • @nyah3903
      @nyah3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      If we try to click off he shoots

    • @Tastyburger-xr2zj
      @Tastyburger-xr2zj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol imagine he fell over and bam, now i can finally click off without getting shot

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Non-texan detected

    • @lilturkey5406
      @lilturkey5406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know it's fake and all but seeing his finger on the trigger makes me cringe a little, mainly because of the safety course I had to take before I could get my FOID card.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He taped it

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “You got the crust, the sauce, and the cheese and shit..”
    Me: yo man, I’m not sure what you’re on about. Just stop pointing the gun at me. I can give you whatever you want.

  • @handlessuck589
    @handlessuck589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Dispatch i've got a 10-51 12031 holding me up here, let the judge know he speaking facts and to reduce his sentence."

  • @whichDude
    @whichDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5897

    I only feel safe playing RAID SHADOW LEGENDS from behind NORD VPN to keep my data safe. I also listen to AUDIBLE while playing when I am not trying to better myself with SKILLSHARE.

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      While eating food that I personally made from BLUE APRON.

    • @neelk7445
      @neelk7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      @@Hitoshuratdn after shaving from dollarShave club

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Dont forget to make a website documenting your experience with SQUARESPACE

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Matt Petty forget square space, use wix.com with easy to use templates, then hope on over to flying gorilla 2

    • @tomatoactual1340
      @tomatoactual1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      while signing in with dashlane

  • @Nickmeiser
    @Nickmeiser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Ads really are annoying
    But you know what’s not annoying?
    Playing war robots, it’s an action packed strategic mobile game in which you and your team must defeat the opposing force.
    Sponsored by war robots.

    • @JeithKarrett
      @JeithKarrett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What's that? Oh! War robots, you say? Man, war robots saved my life! I was broke, STUPID and, well, more improtantly, DEPRESSED! But then I discovered WAR ROBOTS and it made me forget about all my troubles!

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sign up now with promocode: JusGohnson and get 5000 extra gears and an epic lvl robot to crush your opponents!

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Chickenbowser I think we're too late in the party man,But do you know what's never too late? Playing war robots on your mobile device!

    • @akshathsb4601
      @akshathsb4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ok this joke is getting kinda boring and repetitive ,unlike the brand new mobile game WAR ROBOTS where you unlock different levels at different stages . Download the app NOW!!!

  • @salazarmtg947
    @salazarmtg947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a copywriter at an advertising agency, I fucking wish more ads could go down like this

  • @MooseManh
    @MooseManh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    pov:a man in his mid 30s threatens you with a gun while he rants about his job

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3608

    I had my hands up throughout the entire video

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    POV: Gus is robbing you but is distracted and it reminds him of that one time back in the day

  • @tanninschwartzstein9630
    @tanninschwartzstein9630 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo Gus- brilliant conversational rant. I watched the whole thing, because I appreciate the layers of sincerity, unswervingly dorklicous anger & anecdotal argument. Thanks for posting!

  • @doinitoutback
    @doinitoutback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, this is like the most entertaining and enjoyable 12:42 minute video that isn't a gaming video

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    *Mobile game company:* dedicate the first 75% of your video to our lies.
    *Gun company:* Just wave around a cheap replica at the camera while you do you.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sadpants McGee it looks like it’s supposed to be a Baretta 92fs

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordtachanka903 yeah i know right lol

    • @TerrorCatFrenzy
      @TerrorCatFrenzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000th like. 10/10 comment

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    I once shit on a mobile company's racing game...and they still asked me to do a sponsorship for them. If a company is too lazy to actually find out that the creator they're asking hates them, than that goes to show how little effort their marketing puts in, when asking TH-camrs

    • @hypnoticpear3719
      @hypnoticpear3719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bladed Angel yo I was just watching your videos and I came across this LOL

    • @ajricherson1099
      @ajricherson1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bladed Angel You should have taken it, and then shit on them again in the next video.

    • @Driver-qt9jh
      @Driver-qt9jh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bladed Angel did you say yes?

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i really hope you did it anyways

    • @SuperMechguy
      @SuperMechguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bladed Angel bladeeed

  • @rabbitttz
    @rabbitttz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think about this video every time I see a mobile game ad on TH-cam. I saw it when you first posted it and it stuck with me for some reason

  • @yddishmcsquidish3904
    @yddishmcsquidish3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching this two years later, don't think raid was a thing back then. Which makes their saturation seem even worse.

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3144

    Forreal though, at that point why don't they just give you a legit commercial that you wedge into your video? Like "Hey Gus I'll give you $500 if you stick this 30 second ad we made in your vid. Lemme know if it's chill or nah thanks." I'd be more open to that to be honest.

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Tell me how the app changed your life or I won't believe you.

    • @mooulkadi8129
      @mooulkadi8129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All of 'em too lazy for that

    • @davidberry7115
      @davidberry7115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      because they think people are stupid enough to not realize it's an ad if it doesn't look like a 30 second tv spot. TBF if that is there target demo....

    • @mav9987
      @mav9987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      People developed a trust for the people that they're watching. If the person that they're watching is trying to sell them something, then they're more likely to succumb to buying it, rather than some random ass ad. It's like a celebrity trying to sell you Nike shoes.

    • @pumpkinslice3262
      @pumpkinslice3262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've actually seen that done a few times

  • @ephyzehring2556
    @ephyzehring2556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    something about constantly being at gunpoint during this rant makes it 100x times funnier and derranged, absolutely love it, would be a hostage again.

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @kshitijkumar4383
      @kshitijkumar4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "would be a hostage again" lmao

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      10/10 Two hands behind my back.

    • @spodelag
      @spodelag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again...?

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10 would hostage again.

  • @manthangrover1202
    @manthangrover1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    me: the internet isn't that dangerous
    The Internet :

  • @Studio_salesmen
    @Studio_salesmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’d say Ryan George is the best TH-camr on the platform to incorporate sponsorships effectively

    • @guywithaface887
      @guywithaface887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not Ryan George, it's the Adstronaut

    • @jf5251
      @jf5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guywithaface887 Hi there, hello, it's me. I'm the adstronaut and I'm out here in add space to talk to you about

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jf5251 It's gonna be super easy, barely an Inconvenience!

  • @WhoIsJohnCleland
    @WhoIsJohnCleland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2795

    You seem like an unhappy person. Might I recommend that you play RAID: Shadow Legends?

    • @levirosenlieb7798
      @levirosenlieb7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      John Cleland one of the most ambitious and amazing game ever made?!

    • @Cometags
      @Cometags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Levi Rosenlieb AND I can use the code in the description for 1 free champion and 50000 silver??

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      With stunning award-winning graphics, collect amzaing heroes and more

    • @ethanl.9725
      @ethanl.9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And the new tag team arenas

    • @TheBest-cs7qg
      @TheBest-cs7qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s in the top 3 on the play store!

  • @Zaniahiononzenbei
    @Zaniahiononzenbei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Emotional and engaging story: ✔️
    Started at beginning of video: ✔️
    Seems casual: ✔️
    Mentioned that brand changed their life: ✔️
    Blink an odd number of times in your next video if you're being forced to make these videos by Incense Zen.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You noticed, too?

    • @Yanzdorloph
      @Yanzdorloph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      but but he didnt show gameplay

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Yanzdorloph maybe the gameplay just looks the same as everything else bc its smelly burning sticks.

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Luckily in the video after this he blinked exactly 0 times.

    • @Eloweh
      @Eloweh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gutsu maybe he put a incense under his nose while he his filming and was just smelling it the entire time

  • @EnM112
    @EnM112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slowly falling into madness, I want more

  • @GregsGameRoom
    @GregsGameRoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I made a Lego head out of that Little Caesar’s pizza kit box

  • @mechanicalgears6678
    @mechanicalgears6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    POV: your being robbed but the robber goes on a speech about mobile ads

  • @channelfadge7438
    @channelfadge7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    i dont get why companies want 1-3 minute sponsorship ads, dont people just skip forward through them? putting a quick message about the sponsor seems like it would be more effective

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      "If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "If the influencer yammers about it enough, the viewers will eventually crack and buy the thing!" - Hello Fresh, Nord and Express VPNs, Raid, Privacy, etc.

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@nicolerichwine5767 Nord VPN, at least, seems like they actually let people write their own scripts. I've watched a few of their ads all the way through, but everything else I automatically skip.

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      yep I just skip them, I know the modern rouge has a timer on it and that sponsors bitched about it because "omg people are going to skip it"... how do they not realize that people that would skip an with a timer, are people that are not interested in the product in the first place?
      Also I know it's their "livelihood" and shit like that, but if ads stopped being so fucking repetitive, always trying to sell us the same shit every day, every year, every decade, then maybe I'd stop using ad-block?
      I honestly don't understand how people are using the internet without adblocking tools and yet don't want to blow their fucking head off...
      FYI for those that use adblock on PC, but use their mobile alot more (I don't use my phone because of how anoying the little internet is) I'd recomment Brave Browser for android, it doesn't block all the annoying little shit on the cancer that is mobile sites, but it does a good job at blocking the majority :) also "Block This" (google it) blocks all in app ads on my phone.
      Fuck ads.

    • @JoshSJoshingWithYa
      @JoshSJoshingWithYa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      svampebob007 It works similarly to scams. They assume that while, yes, a majority of people will skip it, there will be a small percentage that take the bait. Even if 1% of the 1 million people who saw the video download the app, that’s 10,000 people. They don’t care about the 99% of people who are annoyed by the ad and unsubscribe as a result, they’re willing to pay a thousand or two for that 10,000 downloads, since they know that they’ll be able to get them to watch at least one dollar’s worth of ads each on their own app.
      ... which advertises other apps...
      When you think about it, it’s kind of a pyramid scheme.

  • @senoreg
    @senoreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect timing for what's happening now, thanks recommendations

  • @tobiasdh3577
    @tobiasdh3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost 3 mil congrats

  • @eensuckup4391
    @eensuckup4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    POV: You're being held captive by a Bond villian while he tells you his tragic backstory

    • @kiraqueen3957
      @kiraqueen3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😳😳

    • @OwnM3Z0
      @OwnM3Z0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S t o l e n

    • @Hdvhdbs
      @Hdvhdbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OwnM3Z0S T O L E N

    • @OwnM3Z0
      @OwnM3Z0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hdvhdbs my mans copy pasted the other comment

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OwnM3Z0 so?

  • @RexGrimm
    @RexGrimm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    I hate how fake all the animated mobile ads are. Like State of Survival, AFK Arena, etc. It pisses me off so badly I swear to myself I will never play them

    • @michaelhoogendoorn3179
      @michaelhoogendoorn3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      What's sad is they could just use gameplay footage and it would be interesting and cheaper. One game I tried based off of the ads was Archero and it made me hate the ads so much because the game is actually fun and challenging.

    • @Alex-xg9xt
      @Alex-xg9xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Worst part is, those would be totally fine games if they advertised honestly

    • @esboubou
      @esboubou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mafia city
      ***oooooof***

    • @DoppEff
      @DoppEff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Isn't false advertising a crime?

    • @ridiculousrandy1401
      @ridiculousrandy1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually enjoyed AFK Arena. They weren't pay to win 3 years ago. Sadly, that's not the case now. They get zero respect

  • @Vadermods
    @Vadermods ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the gun made me stay for the full video!🤣

  • @danielprieto3563
    @danielprieto3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been bamboozled this was an ad for incensezen all along p

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17166

    dude make more videos like this this is great

    • @ignorethiscomment1428
      @ignorethiscomment1428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Boyinaband dude make more videos like this this is great

    • @nero8699
      @nero8699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Boyinaband :0

    • @sboy1024
      @sboy1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Couldn't agree more, whens the collab??

    • @spacecat76
      @spacecat76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hoiy

    • @CorbinYT
      @CorbinYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Is this Dave from Boyinaband?

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    POV: you’re a hostage in guses basement

  • @someone2447
    @someone2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:05 it's so funny when you have a sponsor block on youtube and the video cuts off right there lol (I will miss Vanced c,:)

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Everybody knows, it's not fun to have to push things on other people"
    *says as he's pointing a gun at the screen*

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7128

    Clash of Can You Stop pls

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I just got an Idle Heroes ad
      *i’m diagnosed with terminal aids*

    • @Alchrat
      @Alchrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      abelina sabrina You the best Sabrina

    • @dondewaay
      @dondewaay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotem

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Tell me how Smash of Cans changed your trash size and life for the better.

    • @janeandkieran
      @janeandkieran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a1 comment

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Gus: *has a gun the whole time*
    Me: Ah so this one's not sponsored.
    Also Gus: So use coupon code "Gus" for Incense Zen.
    Me: Wow Incense Zen really IS chill.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      well i guess that means their relaxing incenses really work

    • @hankhill5913
      @hankhill5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@khhnator Silence, BRAND!

    • @ashtreylil1
      @ashtreylil1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tbh I'm considering at least visiting their site.

    • @yaturnip1
      @yaturnip1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M.

    • @sophiavhoti4548
      @sophiavhoti4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the way he worked that in was smooth

  • @PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory
    @PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    how is this both a serious video, and yet funnier than like half his content? you never cease to amaze me

  • @UsefullPig
    @UsefullPig ปีที่แล้ว

    Unironically one of my favorite TH-cam videos of all time

  • @SEADP-Official
    @SEADP-Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    911 whats your emergency?
    Me: A man is virtualy holding me at gun point

    • @user-vm2rj2nx3r
      @user-vm2rj2nx3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someones probably done that.

    • @meburningslime
      @meburningslime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      911 caller: Is it gus again? We can't do anything about that, he sponsors the emergency responders.

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meburningslime "Lockheed Martin? We can't do anything about that. They sell us bombs and force us to go to war and then give some money to cripple welfare bum soldiers"

    • @boopymcdoopy4983
      @boopymcdoopy4983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro he strapped up with the duck hunt zapper

  • @nickknight8344
    @nickknight8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    I feel like Gus is the evil villain in a James Bond movie who has tied up James Bond and is explaining why he needs to eliminate mobile gaming companies

  • @jordanb.4514
    @jordanb.4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bring back these type of videos!!

  • @leesanimating
    @leesanimating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched the ad you did and it was the funniest 2-3 minutes ever

  • @valval5433
    @valval5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    *GUS: "iTs nOt fUn tO pUsh tHiNgs oN oTher PeopLe"*
    *ALSO GUS: *IS HOLDING A GUN AT YOU TO LISTEN**

    • @megalodon11x23
      @megalodon11x23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @Johan Jacobs r/woooooosh

    • @infinitemonkeytheorem4327
      @infinitemonkeytheorem4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hello dumb idiot that's the joke of the video

    • @valval5433
      @valval5433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wOw I neEded yOu GusYs tO PoInt thaT oUt wOaH tHankS. IDIDKDMMDMDMD

    • @rp003.0
      @rp003.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel like the woooosh joke is getting a little obnoxious like people who post it pretend to be part of a superior group that despises people that don't get jokes or ask a question or whatever

    • @valval5433
      @valval5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rp003.0 but its still valuable to point things out

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    this guy predicted the future. Because now everyone is promoting Vikings and Raid Shadow Legends

    • @Giantkiller130-t
      @Giantkiller130-t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Chris Pham this video is so eerily accurate to what’s going on today that until I saw this comment, I didn’t realize it was a whole *year* old

    • @veronicasantos8269
      @veronicasantos8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Giantkiller130-t holy shit, you're right!!!!!

    • @ChanceSarsis
      @ChanceSarsis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      right after the whole fucking year of that shit vpn garbage that almost every youtubers where being sponsored by.
      fucking scam shit, loss of integrity for many i admired i have now removed by sub from.

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChanceSarsis lmao one of Gus biggest sponsors is Nord VPN.
      But what's wrong with VPNs? They are good products.

    • @wrytard3876
      @wrytard3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacabo Blanco they can sell your data and nord vpn got hacked

  • @jarjardirt2417
    @jarjardirt2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive never experienced an ad in so long because i have an adblocker. hearing about them made me almost die of disgust

  • @_martin_s
    @_martin_s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gus you are my new favorite comic. I know I'm late to the party but still loving it.

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    This feels like the most fun hostage experience, like being held hostage by a jaded TH-camr and forced to hear his "war stories".

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is telling the tales of his adventures until he took an arrow in the knee.

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nabeelnitro6447 aye, I know the feeling all too well.

  • @RavenDumpster
    @RavenDumpster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    This aged really well what with the Aids Shadow Leprosy thing

    • @johnsphs1545
      @johnsphs1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Aids shadow leprosy LMAOO

    • @datcedaagent288
      @datcedaagent288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why there is no sponsor for console game that will be cool than mobile game

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, my impression based on watching Internet Historian videos is that the Red: Shady Lemons folks are fairly chill, at least as mobile game advertisers go.

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@logitimate did you see the ads? And then compare them to actual gameplay? It's even worse than fkin Lords Mobile

    • @logitimate
      @logitimate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theseangle Never played it, probably never will. Solely commenting on the "ridiculous demands on the TH-camr" side of things, and that only tentatively.

  • @Seekeroftruth806
    @Seekeroftruth806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I feel kinda back for closing every video I see that start with those app ads

  • @aviatorjames512
    @aviatorjames512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s even more horrifying when you’ve taken gun safety and his finger was on the trigger the entire time. With the gun pointed straight at you, 70% of the time.

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha I was thinking the same but I know gus knows how to use a gun safely it might be fake even

    • @aviatorjames512
      @aviatorjames512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katc2040 pretty sure it’s a fake one tho

  • @FAYcampers
    @FAYcampers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "Double dip dip stick baby drop pop doug dimadome texas hold 'em two for two julian smith app game" is god tier stuff, Gus

    • @HydetheRapper
      @HydetheRapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Best Girl He didn’t even stumble over that shit.

    • @eliaswilliamsson8553
      @eliaswilliamsson8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d play that

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I MADE THIS FOR YOU

  • @jordanclapp7028
    @jordanclapp7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I think my favorite promotion attempt I’ve ever seen was a mobile game trying to have Molly Burke (a blind TH-camr) talk about the fun colors of the game,,,,

  • @samsamthetrashcan
    @samsamthetrashcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    POV : you’re being kidnapped for money but the kidnapper just had a bad day and your the only person who will listens and not judge.

  • @carterwhite363
    @carterwhite363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe you put the Andy Griffith show theme instantly realized

  • @ryanthefuturesurvivorwinne3949
    @ryanthefuturesurvivorwinne3949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I’ve noticed when Jacksfilms does an ad for like dollar shave club or blue apron it seams somewhat natural but when he does an ad for some weird ass tank game it sounds SUPER artificial.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm more important than you War robots is a joke and I'm pretty sure has single handedly killed a mech game comeback for another generation.

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Probably a 0% chance he’s actually played it or gives a shit.
      With a number of the other sponsors you can see him at least using them in the background, or it’s something more important to him like Lynda for editing and that sort of thing

    • @m3tallic
      @m3tallic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I had to unsubscribe from jacksfilms. He puts no effort into his videos now and his ads go longer than the actual videos.

    • @Sam-jo3nl
      @Sam-jo3nl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      m3tallic I agree. Lately he's lost his integrity as a TH-camr.

    • @tag4650
      @tag4650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meet WAR ROBOTS
      - Meet Arnold (2018)

  • @denispetsch7769
    @denispetsch7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    Internet Historian's commercials are a thing of beauty.

    • @andrewputnam2717
      @andrewputnam2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah I'm surprised raid sponsored him more than once

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I like nordvpn's response to one of his ads. "Thanks I hate it"

    • @kagithkagith
      @kagithkagith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@DisorientedWanderer SWORDVPN!!!

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      internet comment etiquette’s ads tho

    • @IbexGundyr
      @IbexGundyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kagithkagith sword veepeen c’mon get it right

  • @zetahurley294
    @zetahurley294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most convincing TH-cam sponsorship I've seen BY FAR!!! I literally just set a reminder to check them out later

  • @funnyvalentine6394
    @funnyvalentine6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:00 I love how the slide isn't even moving back

  • @guyman7312
    @guyman7312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I lost it at "emotional story about how poker changed my life"

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah wtf are they expecting from people

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Question: Would it have been ok for him to tell the emotional story about how poker ruined him financially and led to a terrible addiction? Cause that was my immediate association to "emotional story about how poker changed my life"

  • @spooneater9001
    @spooneater9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    The lack of trigger discipline as he is pointing that gun at me really emphasizes the point of his argument

    • @teknoslounge7140
      @teknoslounge7140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well you only put your finger on the trigger when you intend to shoot or kill something or someone. He actively is ready to kill himself or the viewer. We are watching robbery ASMR.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd wave the gun abit more, otherwise it won't be fun

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe a bottle of vodka to make it true to life

    • @aforerunner1773
      @aforerunner1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brelm Well I just lost some IQ points reading that

    • @kalechip9074
      @kalechip9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brelm trigger discipline is most definitely the same, observe. It is a hot summers day, you are at scout camp. You are in rifle class and the instructor has set up the ‘sitting’ position. All of the guns are now set up and ready to be fired. The instructor informs you to go over and sit down near a gun. But you walk up, pull out your sling from your backpack and place it on the rifle. You now place the rifle over your shoulder and let it sit there. The rifle instructor asks what the hell you are doing. You do not care because ‘trigger discipline doesn’t matter’ and you ‘just pull the gun out when you are ready to shoot’. So, tell me, does this sound correct?

  • @Tyler123
    @Tyler123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “you like that gameplay don’t ya” The voice XD

  • @ventaro1776
    @ventaro1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The camera guy is just absolutely terrified every time Gus aims at the camera