What is Guava Juice even doing?

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12992

    for more fruit/vegetable related content follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

  • @h3llthing
    @h3llthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15851

    this genuinely feels like an alien trying to mimick being a human comedian

    • @charliefasurf1000
      @charliefasurf1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      its youtube for 8-12 year olds "goo goo ga ga gi gi" creepy af

    • @bob1412
      @bob1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      charliefasurf1000 4-12 year olds*

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some sort of devil worshipper

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      aliens are smarter than guava

    • @nicole-3211
      @nicole-3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      gus's sense of humor will grow on you

  • @dennisperez2897
    @dennisperez2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10816

    I am an elementary school teacher. I know exactly who his audience is. And it makes me so sad.

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      No u lier

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

      @@hardcoregamingdk looks like somebody didn't pay attention to their elementary school teachers, huh?

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      FartInk8 teh squid you know me so well friend

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nickv.3573 Stupid question

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Dennis Perez don’t teach your students that christopher columbus was a hero and great man

  • @madelinekoh8499
    @madelinekoh8499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      he just completely broke character for 1 second

    • @aairahunni9090
      @aairahunni9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time stamp?

    • @thecyanpanda241
      @thecyanpanda241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      7:18

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      must've been a flash of light, broke him out of the sunken place lol

    • @professionallyretarded4037
      @professionallyretarded4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right before losing his grip again

  • @narqiez4669
    @narqiez4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    “Don’t bring a tv into the movie theater”- Thanks, Guava, I was so tempted to do that before

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fuck the tv and bat who brings a godamm ironing table.

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And where did the pausing the movie thing come from? That makes no sense.

    • @keymanser2726
      @keymanser2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WHO ORDERS A PIZZA AT THE THEATER

    • @Big_Black_Man
      @Big_Black_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Watching Guava Juice videos is like trying to figure out how your foot works.

    • @sureshkandarath3753
      @sureshkandarath3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nono2187 dude calm down jeez
      Ur being a negetive Nancy here lol..

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11311

    What he says doesn't matter, it's simply how he says it that'll entertain 3 year olds. He's the equivalent of jingling keys.

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      When he made the first video about him and asked who this content was suppose to appeal to, I was p much saying the same thing.
      3-12 year olds.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@leesalt bruno mars is filipino

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@graciethebelle I'm pretty sure anyone over 8 wouldn't want to watch this

    • @spearspearspear
      @spearspearspear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Put those jingling keys in the fucking socket

  • @im_kamil
    @im_kamil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4467

    *Gus slowly descends into insanity as the video progresses*

    • @DanteHellDrive
      @DanteHellDrive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gus Johnson lost it by the first half

    • @goodneighborsw
      @goodneighborsw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also slowly descends in general

    • @Levienci
      @Levienci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's just all of his videos dude

    • @rwrunning1813
      @rwrunning1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WE ALL DO

    • @TheSK1199
      @TheSK1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂so true

  • @MrAceAwesome1
    @MrAceAwesome1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever straightfaced something so hard

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I've cried. Not of laughter tho

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My expectations were low but then he said goo goo ga ga

    • @Hituvuvuvu
      @Hituvuvuvu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t use The Lords name in vain

    • @gucketjug
      @gucketjug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I was visibly frowning

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Hituvuvuvu lmao oh my god you’re stupid

  • @scottthomas8475
    @scottthomas8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “Don’t pause the movie”
    The guy pauses the movie, leaves and then comes back and resumes it.
    Where is the joke?

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Don't you GET IT?? He PAUSES de moviiiiiiiii!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!
      I have lost all will to live.

    • @toongaming3794
      @toongaming3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that joke could have been funny if there would have been a bloody audience reacting to him doing it, but there wasnt. why, guava, why?!?!?!

    • @lucanovellino1010
      @lucanovellino1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      again there were no downsides to him pausing the movie. no audience was yelling at him or anything

  • @milessimpson9324
    @milessimpson9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8961

    Be careful Gus or Jake Paul might show up next time you're getting a haircut

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Hey bruh, he's a bully didn't you know?

    • @noah.indahl5216
      @noah.indahl5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Fuck you Gus, u a bully an I don like bullies

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      let's dap before we tell eachother that we don't like eachother!

    • @collinmiller8866
      @collinmiller8866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miles Simpson lol this is an off brand comment from my own...

    • @marchstars3318
      @marchstars3318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s literally going after kids

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22356

    I feel like Gus tricked me into watching a Guava juice video

    • @Asubatsu
      @Asubatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Same

    • @seanfro61
      @seanfro61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      How dare he

    • @bluesguitarman1223
      @bluesguitarman1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      PLOT TWIST: Gus has been directing Guava Juice content from the beginning and uses these videos to plug his other channel

    • @jeepersrubicorn2568
      @jeepersrubicorn2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.

    • @Kanigye1
      @Kanigye1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      At least I'm giving the view to Gus and not Guava Juice Lmfao

  • @declanmillar6356
    @declanmillar6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.

  • @muffinbutton2873
    @muffinbutton2873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I know he’s playing clips to show us how bad it is, but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong in just watching it.

  • @RabidBrain11
    @RabidBrain11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    "Why am I speaking like that?"
    It's becoming self-aware!

    • @lovedogs1999
      @lovedogs1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guava Juice would be good at TH-cam Sins.

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      love how you refer to him as "it"

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @megan3091
    @megan3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8855

    Guava juice’s channel radiates 4th grade school project blooper energy

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      viewed in that way that makes it sorta funny

    • @brmblazer
      @brmblazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I was just about to say his video reminds me of the videos I made with my friends when I was 10 haha

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh my God, that's exactly that

    • @creativebeetle
      @creativebeetle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Specifically when the bloopers scenes were planned in advance and were entirely staged
      Love that energy

    • @battle1992
      @battle1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views..
      It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol

  • @slavdog3180
    @slavdog3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it

  • @charliewhiskey22
    @charliewhiskey22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "EDDY COME HOME!" so this is what happens when Gus is left to his own devices...

  • @XXdoocer756XX
    @XXdoocer756XX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Gus Johnson: Guava juice is not funny
    Jake paul: iS tHiS cYbEr BuLlYiNg!?

    • @Huge-orge
      @Huge-orge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You are a cyberbully.
      I dont like cyberbullies.

    • @vig5678
      @vig5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "So much hatred".

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was funny when the security guard sat on the other guy like he was a chair and the chair guy started grabbing sensually.
      Smirks immorally

    • @hughmungus2946
      @hughmungus2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ADM-bv5ss you ever heard of a mothafuckin *J* *O* *K* *E*

    • @matthewthemilkbender8095
      @matthewthemilkbender8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hugh Mungus you’re dumb stop commenting

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2346

    Guava has an impressive lack of talent.

    • @MulletBateman
      @MulletBateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BeavisSaves, I am the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole

    • @summer_billo1377
      @summer_billo1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aidan Cantara shut the actual frickin fuck up 😎
      (my dad doesn't know I have this account ☺️ 11 yr olds should be able to curse like I'm just saying)

    • @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996
      @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Strict-9 studios by the pope what in the name of god is this

    • @sandwich_4699
      @sandwich_4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

  • @gholmes4547
    @gholmes4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "in the future, humor will be randomly generated"

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weed eater

    • @gholmes4547
      @gholmes4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timeforamunch2616 i-is that an insult?

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gholmes4547 it's a reference to the episode of VeggieTales where your phrase came from

    • @gholmes4547
      @gholmes4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timeforamunch2616 ok

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh this ain’t even humor

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track

  • @viennajordan9279
    @viennajordan9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

    It's like he never grew out of the "random XD rawr tacos!!!!" humor of the late 2000s/early 2010s

    • @iwanttobetankman4260
      @iwanttobetankman4260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Accept its 50% worse than that.

    • @Laconic_
      @Laconic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@iwanttobetankman4260 except.

    • @rontreyfowler8770
      @rontreyfowler8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Laconic_ thank you

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.

    • @LEGOWillMattAnimations
      @LEGOWillMattAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      somehow he's worse

  • @PaintMeInSunshine
    @PaintMeInSunshine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words

    • @iEatBellocan
      @iEatBellocan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lil fruit why is this so accruate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iEatBellocan more like: why do YOU not understand why this is so accurate?

    • @gwendohshidt
      @gwendohshidt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hall Of The Vardy they’re just making a statement. They’re saying it actually is very accurate, not actually wondering why it’s accurate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gwendohshidt I know. I just hate people that act like that: "Ummm okay but why is ____"

    • @gwendohshidt
      @gwendohshidt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hall Of The Vardy then use a /s next time

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.

  • @johannengelhardt5885
    @johannengelhardt5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Don‘t litter at the theatre“
    More like: Don‘t litter TH-cam with your content.

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    His sense of humour reminds me of 2012 Smosh in a really warped, way. It's like if Smosh never had any punchlines.

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ah, the glory days. Before Google stole the tube from us

    • @max-3158
      @max-3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Smosh and ray William Johnson.. Those were the days... 😩

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Smosh is fucking ass and always was. Don't get the hype and never will. They were TRYING to do what Brandon rogers succeeded in.

    • @JAMSP00N
      @JAMSP00N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      thats probably because he started around the same time
      used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brandon rodgers is on the same level as early smosh.
      It's all obnoxious garbage for kids.

  • @apparatus_3934
    @apparatus_3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    I feel like Gen-Z humor is easier to understand than this.
    Edit: A lot of people think that I’m not Gen-Z, but I am, so yea.

    • @ADudeNamedLucky
      @ADudeNamedLucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As someone who is Gen-Z, no this isn’t humor.

    • @karldizon3780
      @karldizon3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pirita Pakarinen, thank you

    • @LittleSchemers
      @LittleSchemers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a Gen-Z, I wholeheartedly agree.

    • @cosmicbread1086
      @cosmicbread1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      S P O O N

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bean

  • @thomasquick4050
    @thomasquick4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.

  • @jessicanicole4350
    @jessicanicole4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    this started as a school project aspiring to be like icarly that quickly got out of hand

    • @calculus3661
      @calculus3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should've just sang the theme song and upload that, would have been more popular.

  • @arcanecogs5275
    @arcanecogs5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Oh i get it. He's doing the "le random xd" thing from about 10-15 years ago

    • @connerhagerman2470
      @connerhagerman2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      arcane cogs spork my dog is actually a unicorn who farts potatoes and eats the hair of a 59 year old baby

    • @m3tallic
      @m3tallic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *holds up spork*

    • @VoidingTheContract
      @VoidingTheContract 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh god 2009 really was 10 years ago already. I hate the video more now

    • @josiesmith8920
      @josiesmith8920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Le epic potato rainbow corgi unicorn weird random burrito xD

    • @mink5251
      @mink5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      arcane cogs - It’s raining TACOS xD :3 Spork!!!!

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.

    • @jareksmith
      @jareksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      I don’t like that GJ could stand for either Guava Juice or Gus Johnson

    • @fayyeu
      @fayyeu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jareksmith bruhhh 😭

    • @user-zz2dr3up7j
      @user-zz2dr3up7j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      time stamp?

    • @tenjaminfranklin
      @tenjaminfranklin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@user-zz2dr3up7j 7:18

    • @arobi.5016
      @arobi.5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don’t know if any of you remember when he was part of Wassabi Productions

  • @shaungandy9032
    @shaungandy9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow Gus is reviewing the best content on TH-cam man Gus appreciates this content the most

  • @fallinfast98
    @fallinfast98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep good content real gus, I really appreciate your recognization of this issue

  • @venkats5368
    @venkats5368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    Gus is broken.
    This was Guava juice's true purpose all along.

    • @summer_billo1377
      @summer_billo1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You nearly have a thousand likes and this is your first comment
      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    • @ankithabhayan324
      @ankithabhayan324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summer_billo1377 it means that everyone that came across the comment exactly agreed with what venkat said.

  • @bigbearak
    @bigbearak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Remember in middle school when we thought random = funny. Yeah, this content is for them.

    • @sirdbird7292
      @sirdbird7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny.
      But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.

    • @alyssaz4278
      @alyssaz4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think even middle schoolers are intelligent enough to tell that this isn't funny. Maybe like a 2 year old would like the noises??

    • @noodlebrains2689
      @noodlebrains2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like trains

    • @dezkelz
      @dezkelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Did you say random?
      hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
      DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fIorisss
    @fIorisss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ok im 2 years late but do more desk videos

  • @greg4194
    @greg4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Don't eat a 3 course meal in the movie theater!"
    Cinema Cafe: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers.
    It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "If you want to get rich, sell shit to toddlers." -Warren Buffett

    • @hayleycakes3435
      @hayleycakes3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absofuckinglutely.

    • @kanan348
      @kanan348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arruda Absofuckinglutaly

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.

  • @ThomasSquared
    @ThomasSquared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    The kid TH-camr equation:
    Random=funny
    Loud=funny
    Loud=Random

    • @nickwynne9957
      @nickwynne9957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The unbreakable cycle

    • @maxdownforcemedia
      @maxdownforcemedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TH-cam has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Sr pelo?

    • @daxtonredmond5256
      @daxtonredmond5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Random can be funny if you do it right but loud isnt

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daxtonredmond5256 th-cam.com/video/YZrErQfqVjE/w-d-xo.html

  • @ackwedamm_5623
    @ackwedamm_5623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gus Johnson has an amazing approach to this person's content

  • @peytonbierens517
    @peytonbierens517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m 17 and I just realized I was a Kyle until 9th grade😂

  • @old_kitsune2811
    @old_kitsune2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    “EDDY COME HOME!!”
    - Gus 2k19

  • @boich
    @boich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    “Let’s call him Kyle.”
    Thanks bro.

    • @younglovedamian
      @younglovedamian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This is how kids named kyle are baptized

    • @crossbowkangroo2052
      @crossbowkangroo2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah not cool

    • @jimmy-wf1uo
      @jimmy-wf1uo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      shut up, kyle

    • @lashi_0007
      @lashi_0007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      shut up and go complain about hating your parents

    • @kyleshook3837
      @kyleshook3837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Took that one to the heart man

  • @sneakybois9324
    @sneakybois9324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guava juice is just to confusing for me to even fucking comprehend.

  • @goofy._.goober
    @goofy._.goober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The don’t be a chair freaked me the fuck out

    • @antler9927
      @antler9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt like I was about to scream watching that poor guy get caressed

  • @imadisappointment1446
    @imadisappointment1446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    Comedy is subjective
    But not when it isn't comedy

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imadisappointment Guava is funny....../..././/3?)5: sejhbew3467

    • @imadisappointment1446
      @imadisappointment1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@fromans1734 um? You OK there pal? Look like you had a seizure at the end there

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@imadisappointment1446 yeah sorry i fell asleep of the keyboard :/

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fromans1734 Sure.

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incognito Burrito whoosh

  • @bringurownvibe
    @bringurownvibe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    Guava Juice is a big example of “not funny didn’t laugh”

    • @mustapha-
      @mustapha- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is it bad that I laughed when guava juice was consumed by a devil and started speaking moon runes

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      not laugh didn’t funny

    • @kcroz1104
      @kcroz1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Troppie not didn’t, funny laugh

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KJay69ッ laugh not, funny didn’t

    • @kcroz1104
      @kcroz1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Troppie 🔄🔄

  • @thomaswinovich9391
    @thomaswinovich9391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for good content.

  • @C18H19NaO5S
    @C18H19NaO5S 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know you said you don’t want to do these but the roasts are great and I want more

  • @MC-up9nx
    @MC-up9nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Gus does impersonation of elementary school kid...
    ...unintentionally roasts Adam Sandler's entire career.

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Kyle's failure as a comedian in school has led to him punching so many holes on drywall.

    • @thebussypresident7085
      @thebussypresident7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What are you doing in here donut. Much love.

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donut Operator let’s abolish the police state

    • @Andriale
      @Andriale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey, I filled it in with a wad of duct tape. Fuck you.

    • @XxXGoBastionsGoXxX
      @XxXGoBastionsGoXxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kyle Thomas I got confused until I saw you name 😂

    • @lifemythanimations6606
      @lifemythanimations6606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh hey bagel law enforcement

  • @atomic2320
    @atomic2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy’s content

  • @unfamiliarstrangerface
    @unfamiliarstrangerface 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Gus, he is simply the BEST!

  • @michaelhegwood9977
    @michaelhegwood9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    You can see the energy be drained from Gus.

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4721

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but Lele Pons sketches make more sense.

    • @Itisaidinecorrect
      @Itisaidinecorrect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Lele pons sketches do make sense most of the time, but most people don't like them or think they are stupid

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      y'all gonna make more vids like that pocahontas review?

    • @matthewmondilla6752
      @matthewmondilla6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Itisaidinecorrect Tell me an episode of hers that makes sense at least.

    • @u-jean8457
      @u-jean8457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Itisaidinecorrect they are stupid

    • @nawarkidwai3120
      @nawarkidwai3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sketch is not supposed to make sense y'all omg

  • @abearmagan6008
    @abearmagan6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Of all the people in the world, there's no one I would trust more than Gus to tell me what's funny

  • @SaraHessXXIV
    @SaraHessXXIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this kind of video and have even watched this one several times.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead?
    "Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"

    • @emperorpingusmathchannel5365
      @emperorpingusmathchannel5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It is so deprived of logic that it felt surreal.

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly.

    • @katiebrice1894
      @katiebrice1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tht Sounds like a kit the tv show friends would do

    • @GaJ42
      @GaJ42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was so bad it felt like satire

    • @Felixthe96
      @Felixthe96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 that’s so truuuue

  • @Aurongel
    @Aurongel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Every Guava Juice video can be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski:
    "Eight year olds, dude".

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      next year they'll watch pewds

    • @freshpov4316
      @freshpov4316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i feel like it's hard to find a situation in life that *can't* be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aurongel very elegantly sums up a lot of the internet actually.

    • @jgttmv
      @jgttmv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@freshpov4316 "yeah, but that's like, your opinion, man"

    • @ivratsdargy955
      @ivratsdargy955 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think a better quote would be one from Wayne's World:
      "Kids know dick"

  • @chrisj6627
    @chrisj6627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    To date, this is still one of my favorite TH-cam videos

  • @bubbles7946
    @bubbles7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love watching ur add skits

  • @madisonelef
    @madisonelef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    i actually feel so uncomfortable watching his clips. like seriously i don’t know what to say

    • @jackhaberski2428
      @jackhaberski2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hey don’t talk about gus like that gosh

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It makes me uncomfortable because I know he is rich as hell, yet still produces content of trash quality. And he knows he can get away with it.

    • @fringehouse
      @fringehouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      물건 but how the fuck is he so successful? his content is horrible and not funny. even kids cant be that dumb to enjoy his content. it makes no sense. his channel is proof of a multiverse

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think the only conclusion we can draw is that the world is populated with a large amount of people I like to refer to in polite company as "effing eejits". That roughly translates to "cunting morons".

    • @alexairysrosario8541
      @alexairysrosario8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it makes me so sad because he and alex used to be such a great duo, even if their comdedy sketches were far from perfect, you could tell they put effort into their videos. Hell, his first gaming videos in the guava juice channel were pretty good. He reminded me alot of the 2011 pewds, and actually made me laugh. This is just...sad.

  • @AMADASFX
    @AMADASFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    I think his content is for those extremely hyperactive 7 year olds that are addicted to their iPads

    • @Baz-ny9hk
      @Baz-ny9hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So just 7 year olds

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amada Medina wait that was me! Perfect description of me. I would never watch this though.

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amada Medina like kYLeee

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers
      -thanks for reading my essay.

    • @brawlboi2946
      @brawlboi2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I noticed something the other day Gus. My 12 year old likes to show me memes that he says are HILARIOUS. And everytime I watch them I have no idea what the point, or joke, or story, or anything was supposed to be. And when I ask my son why it's funny he says "Not everything has to make sense Dad! Memes can be random and chaotic! Humor is changing Dad!"
    This Guava's audience.
    I hope this is a phase.

  • @Cyanix_X
    @Cyanix_X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually one of the most funny videos I've ever seen on youtube

  • @user-kj4wz3vp1j
    @user-kj4wz3vp1j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3750

    I kid you not, he brought his TV into the movie theater, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Underappreciated comment

    • @kiizos536
      @kiizos536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Almost died laughing.

    • @Niftyxd
      @Niftyxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same i already died of laughing too hard

    • @icypies4121
      @icypies4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @finikkin1021
      @finikkin1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I goota say it’s pretty funny

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!*
    They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after.
    _Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_
    They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*

    • @fionagutierrez5998
      @fionagutierrez5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Garrett Hicks I am well past elementary school and once it gets late enough at night that would make me laugh hysterically 💀💀😭😭

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Fiona Gutierrez Yeah same man. Once you get to that point your brain kinda just breaks

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man I love ur uploads upload more please

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.

  • @chicagoted6047
    @chicagoted6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'll admit, the tv bit made me laugh. Not for the right reasons but I laughed

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When gus hit the piano for a split second it sounded like the intro to ‘I wanna know what love is’ and now he needs to play it

  • @dwightk.schrute6743
    @dwightk.schrute6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this...
    ...and it would be in his living room.

    • @sirthrand1234500
      @sirthrand1234500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.

    • @benschweitzer757
      @benschweitzer757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf.....Dwight?!

    • @undisclosedsteve6361
      @undisclosedsteve6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles

    • @yaboikrypticck6978
      @yaboikrypticck6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dwight K. Schrute
      Get Back To The Office, Dwight!

    • @cornnflaek3837
      @cornnflaek3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well 0 x 100 is still 0 so maybe rephrase

  • @metalmissile8837
    @metalmissile8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    This video genuinely made me mad. How can someone so lazy, uncreative, obvious, pandering, desperate, etc. be so successful?

    • @benpfab17
      @benpfab17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He was blessed by a man know as, RNGesus

    • @Tralfazzz
      @Tralfazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It’s unfortunate. I watched his channel years ago and back then it wasn’t too bad. But he kinda fell from grace. I randomly remembered him and thought to search up the channel to see if he kept uploading. And he was. But the videos he was doing were awful. It feels like I’m watching someone attempting slapstick comedy for three year-olds while high.

    • @daddylonglegs3420
      @daddylonglegs3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Tralfazzz same, and that other guy he was friends with that had a girlfriend named lauren? i luckily came to my sensed about 4 years ago, along with that one minecraft channel with pat and jen that i cant remember the name of. they weren't as bad. its late and im rambling. idk anymore man, life is funny

    • @Tralfazzz
      @Tralfazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daddylonglegs3420 I used to watch them too, I think it was PopularMMO? Quite a couple of channels I used to watch really had a down fall. Both gaming and other.

    • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
      @JustinWHY-zz7gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You forgot 3 year olds have access to youtube too

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
    @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I don't remember Guava being so... Like that, what the hell happened

    • @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656
      @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same

    • @boi8463
      @boi8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he used to be alright when wassabi productions was up years ago, yeah he really got out of hand

  • @laurenh1054
    @laurenh1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:44 asking "is this seat taken" in an empty theater is the only funny part of the video. stopped clocks i guess.

  • @mikeswitzer985
    @mikeswitzer985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Guava juice produces the same content that an alien would after given a 10 minute explanation of what comedy is

  • @eonprime8538
    @eonprime8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "the cringe is so strong, it's like a bump of coke." -filthy frank

    • @andersoni.7472
      @andersoni.7472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eon Prime did someone say frank

    • @nerdlord20
      @nerdlord20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andersoni.7472 ey b0ss

    • @nickel1258
      @nickel1258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @bananahat1814
      @bananahat1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FRANKU!!!

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to wear a welding helmet the cringe was so strong

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gus is having an existential crisis and that’s what i like

  • @claracalhoun5041
    @claracalhoun5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just came here from Danny's video and immediately recognized you from your brother's college final (meat pants) and holy i didnt know you had a yt channel haha that's been my favorite vid that ive seen in recent years. Anyway your content is great!! Subbed:):)

  • @themanwhoyeets869
    @themanwhoyeets869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "Don't bring a blah blah blah into the theater"
    Guava Juice: *I'M BRINGING A BLAH BLAH BLAH INTO A THEATER*

    • @wiisportsfencing3688
      @wiisportsfencing3688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was the point of the "skit" is was to act out why you wouldn't want to do that in a "comedic" fashion.

    • @editazilinskyte3681
      @editazilinskyte3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.

    • @than217
      @than217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAZOING!!!!!

    • @themanwhoyeets869
      @themanwhoyeets869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh honey no

    • @MulletBateman
      @MulletBateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that’s only bill Cosby guava juice is worse!

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Guava Juice: "10 WAYS TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD! NUMBER 10 - FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE TV!"

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEAH IS SPELLED WITH AN H

    • @ohyeayea68
      @ohyeayea68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DONT FORGET YOUR PIE! LOLOLOLOL

    • @xxlxllaxtionllxlxx9072
      @xxlxllaxtionllxlxx9072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O S H 옷 *SURPRISED FACE*

    • @idontcareyo4850
      @idontcareyo4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Without "Me:" and "Nobody:" this would have been better!

  • @SpunkRatt
    @SpunkRatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:03 POV: dad explaining his trip to dominos

  • @Soapia99th
    @Soapia99th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You playing around and moving around is so relatable

  • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
    @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    for as bad as that was, at least he didn't disrespect other people in a real movie theater. i've seen these types of channels doing videos being incredibly disrespectful and obnoxious to other people

    • @tomofrenchfries1793
      @tomofrenchfries1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      True

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tbh that would have actually been funnier.

    • @hanatoro6399
      @hanatoro6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's like comparing a lizard to an iguana.

    • @jaketaylor4123
      @jaketaylor4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simp

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@strictnine5684 No. It wouldn't be.

  • @nicholasjayres
    @nicholasjayres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Either that or his buddy said "Alright, you can use the theater, but you have to be there in 10 minutes and finished in 20."

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

  • @errolbuggufin
    @errolbuggufin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how Gus continues to get more and more tangled in the wires

  • @AychSkwaird
    @AychSkwaird 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think Gus is being very uncharitable to those of us who HAVE been in that really relatable situation when you bring a full 2011 TV into the movie theatre and a guy hits it with a baseball brat and we said “hEy, man, you brOke my TV.”

  • @christianparizeau2180
    @christianparizeau2180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I want Kitchen Nightmare style videos where you play Gordon Ramsey helping "struggling" channels to improve.

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is a brilliant idea lol

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make sure you end up crying with them

    • @TheOfficialGrok
      @TheOfficialGrok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should win

    • @fornodoro
      @fornodoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s like a reverse content cop...

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But guava is doing well that's the problem.

  • @XR-rf2tf
    @XR-rf2tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “YoU brOkE mY Tv” *ACTING 100*

    • @nectarinedreamsmusic
      @nectarinedreamsmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "yOU bRokE mUh tEA vEa"

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me.
      EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.

  • @ort2456
    @ort2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every other youtuber : sitting up straight and speaking clearly
    Gus : literally everyone not filming a vid, most relatable positions is 3:45

  • @albass94
    @albass94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm glad your video is the only reason I now know this content creator exists. I will now continue to forget his channel's existence.

  • @troydear3444
    @troydear3444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    You accidentally playing the piano in the background is funnier than Guava Juice could ever be.

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:35 😂 I don't know why but that had me dying.

  • @thelord7949
    @thelord7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    He looks like a grown up Ryan’s toys reviews

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LilMoist Towel oh...Jesus

    • @bkennethtobias
      @bkennethtobias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      thats an insult for the poor kid

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GamerMoistTowel i know and acts like one

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GamerMoistTowel at least ryan isnt cringy to his peers

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      At least Ryan’s an actual kid and not some man child.

  • @TheAardvark57
    @TheAardvark57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I watch these every once in a while to remind myself (as an artist) that even succesful creators I admire still are absolutely baffled by the completely artistically bankrupt culture we live in.

    • @maxcricket465
      @maxcricket465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just subscribed to you for no reason

    • @TheAardvark57
      @TheAardvark57 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxcricket465 Ha! Thanks, man. Much appreciated This is actually my personal channel. This is my latest music video on my real channel:
      th-cam.com/video/mm_v3xXdNgc/w-d-xo.html

    • @greenhellrecords979
      @greenhellrecords979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxcricket465 Yeah.

    • @moderndemon84
      @moderndemon84 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is art.

  • @Eromatics
    @Eromatics 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss these videos. I dont think gus will have any more of these in the future but besides gods country, These are my favorite. I wish there would be more.

  • @vietnamgamer9490
    @vietnamgamer9490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Why do you have to bring these things to my attention. Ignorance truly is bliss

  • @Emmsies_OuO
    @Emmsies_OuO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Gus saying "flick, flick, flick my bic" is funnier than all of Guava's videos put together

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      how does it feel to have youre comment stolen and then get less likes then the guy who stole it?

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Dang u toxic😂

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Daniel Woytowich he just could have said it in a nicer way😁 but I see what you are saying

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gwynn Thomas Im just curious man, thats just how i talk.

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Oh I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude

  • @anti-antifa4559
    @anti-antifa4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I saw how long the video was i knew it would be good lmfao

  • @majjiw4741
    @majjiw4741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    gus please make more videos of u reacting to guavas videos pleaseeee

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    _"You broke my TV!"_
    *5 whole seconds of awkward silence*

    • @888legends
      @888legends 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least.
      Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws

    • @thefreshjc1286
      @thefreshjc1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:17 nice

    • @blackyetgema1175
      @blackyetgema1175 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you go through the comments and while reading the text, the text happens in the video🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @spoonman5184
    @spoonman5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    Huh, no one in the theater. Must be watching Artemis Fowl.

    • @egdog5169
      @egdog5169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice.

    • @lqf72l96
      @lqf72l96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      gottem

    • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
      @JustinWHY-zz7gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      or CATS

    • @filipchetwynd7746
      @filipchetwynd7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@JustinWHY-zz7gz I just clicked "view 3 replies" to see if somebody wrote "or Cats"... You beat me to it.

    • @slippytable4615
      @slippytable4615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or cats

  • @BeatMower
    @BeatMower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was the kid in high school that every single teacher told him to sit down and shut up and he pulled the race card lol i