The world's most dangerous fast food training video
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ok this video is about jack in the box or something.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - ตลก
wow what a tasty video. if you want to eat more go follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets
Yes new vid
Ur a tasty boi
Ok 👍
no
mos def mine gine.
Seriously. How is Gus in his twenties and fifties at the same time.
He's the old man friend
@@dark_sunset The hat, the attitude, and the shirt lmao
That's what you are when you're twenfty four years old
CornyBoi can confirm
CornyBoi I felt that
He got the neck brace jumping his motorcycle over the Caspian Sea.
i've never actually bothered to like a comment on youtube but you earned it buddy.
@@paulray9382 I've never actually bothered to like a comment regarding an earlier comment in the comment thread but.. Nah, didn't like yours either...
@@GetawayFilms okay dude. hope your day gets better!
Duhh
Caprisun
The worst part is that Ted is still forced to complete his shift despite spreading blood from a severed finger all over everyone's food and operating stuff with third-degree burns on his hands. The manager is the real danger here...
Nobody:
Manager: I want to play a game.
Capitalism is the REAL danger
he also broke his back and neck
Nah, Teds just too tuff to be affected by anything. Except back pain, no ones immune to that
Plot twist: Ted IS the manager
"Probably got a handgun in his truck that he likes showing off to every other employee when it's break time" best description ever
I am one handgun away from being this stereotype lol
The only proper use for an Otamatone
LEGEND
Love ur vids
TheRealSullyG Sully, you the best man. High quality content
LEGEND
Ay Sully!
For as goofy as this training video is, it's 1000 times more creative and entertaining than most of the super dry minimum wage training videos. At least they're making it interesting!
damn straight!
Churry Clerk yeah
Wendy's training videos are creative as well. Look up their training video on hot drinks.
It's a spot-on parody of the gory slasher films of the era (almost certainly "I drink your blood and eat your skin"), and it also has the white jackass be the "unsafe" character while the women and black guy are the rational "safe" characters, which was honestly really progressive for the time!
Caspian sea’s water is not salted, cause Caspian is basically a lake.
8:50 I was today year's old when I realized that "beware" is just a shortened version of "be aware"
Or "be wary"
Gosh diddlydangdorndagnganistsahognopilopinostlyuirupoing now you made me think about it
Ted after cutting his fingers off 👁👄👁
ted after getting third degree burns on his hands 👁👄👁
“You’ll cringe in horror at the workings of the insidious tomato slicer” is my next tattoo in bold italic on my neck
I mean one time I kinda scored my fingernail using the tomato slicer but I wouldn't call it insidious
Photos or it didn't happen.
Uh huh.... I've heard worse ways of people on the internet saying, "I have a tattoo, and I know a guy so my dad didn't have to use his lunch break to sign for it, so that's how cool I am. Did I tell you about my tattoo?"
Because I used to do the same shit.
@@Rabbit-the-One What the fuck are you going on about you dotty bastard
@@Rabbit-the-One literally shut the fuck up
Ted is just trying to get that sweet sweet insurance money
Underrated
@@sawyer8351 Not really seeing as someone else already made the exact same joke
I think another TH-cam channel made a skit about something similar (workers comp, not insurance money): th-cam.com/video/q1YtcYU-XJM/w-d-xo.html
569 likes lmao
gettin that mother fucking workers cooooomp *airhorn noises*
"Featuring an array of horrors so incredibly ordinary..."
"Sir, this is a Jack in the Box."
"EXACTLY."
My theory: the training scenes aren't in chronological order, and that fall at the end is how he ended up with the neck brace. Also, he probably fell down the stairs because he was woozy from eating it on the wet floor earlier that day
I wish they would've done an "accidentally locked in freezer" scene
With Ted's corpse comically frozen on a cartonish position
Tina: gee, gosh oh no. How ever did that happen? What do you mean the handle inside was broken? Thats craaaazy right?
As she shifts back and forth on her feet, not looking you in the eye.
Chef Ramsay has locked himself in the freezer.
It was because the training video was supposed to resemble terror and fear. Everyone knows the walk-in freezers are a place of peace and serenity. It's also where everyone smokes weed when break is to far away and you're kinda stressed out.
The hidden horrors of the Freezer
Hearing "Back at the desk" is like me hearing an angel sing
Who said this
@@nikhilsekaran8107
Joe Mama
More like hearing my goofy best friend is back int town.
I, too, have a significant chub over it.
Who's Joe?
Teds whole existence is proof to me that everyone’s hell is individualized
Or that hell is just Jack in the box
Ted's gonna be rollin' in that worker's comp money.
Lesson learned: A finger and a vertebrae is a small price to pay for litigious payouts.
Tina just mops up Ted's blood as he lays there dying.
I think we would all be like Tina if Ted was our co-worker.
But I thought Ted was the killer
You can take Gus out of Wisconsin, but you can’t take the Wisconsin out of Gus.
Wisguscin
@@faithtomorrow Nice
Oh come on, silly. Wisconsin doesn’t exist
What’s a Wisconsin?
Cheese ville
“So you know how our actor looks just like Ted Bundy, we should call him Ted”
Actually fully dunked my left hand in a pot of oil making tacos while drinking a few years back on accident. Knocked the pot off the stove and went to catch it out of knee jerk reaction. Took all of the skin off my left hand and ruined all my nerve endings. Fun day👌
*oof size large*
@@funnynamepending7653 craziest part is that you can't tell unless my hands in hot water, it turns pink and stays pink for a few minutes. Got the hand tatted up since then which covered up the major wrinkles and stretch marks of the skin healing back. I injure myself once a year with that caliber of abuse, swear it's not tradition haha! Last year I had a 6000 lbs steel beam crush my right foot, tore every tendon, THAT I feel to this day, especially when it's cold cause my foot locks up
@@Deece_95 world has it out for ya
@@Deece_95 achievement gained: Survivor
@@Deece_95 damn you are ted
“We have to keep this door locked, it’s asbestos security.”
gotta keep all the asbestos in. Can't let those asbestos particulate clouds get out. That's the Jack in the Box secret ingredient.
Vestibule
The fire is also Ted's fault. His accident-prone presence alone causes spontaneous combustion.
ooh HL chemistry
But it could be if he didn’t turn the fryer off and started a grease fire
Classify him as Euclid.
ted's a poltergeist
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
"There's nothing wrong with my back."
*gets stuck while lifting box*
"There's something wrong with my back."
mood
“I’ll sign your baby”
-Gus
Conspiracy theory: Ted is trying to get some insurance payoff
Or ted is a actually ted Bundy jake an the box pushed him over the edge
Dude literally shoved his hand all the way into the fryer
Workers comp
What the hell kind of policy did he take out? It wouldn't be coming from the store in the 60's-70's, so it would need to be one he filed on himself.
Ted: Nothings wrong with my back
two minutes earlier
Ted: Falls flat in the floor most likely injuring his spine
"Safety's for losers, there's nothing wrong with my back!"
*reaches down to pick up box*
The ad I get: *loud explosions and gunshots* "join the military"
Did you do it
@@runawaygemm5397 I think so
Lmao XD
*safety's for suckers
Gus sounds like he’s trying to hide his intense Midwest accent
I can't tell if you're joking or maybe I've never met someone with an intense Midwest accent. I'm from Ohio by the way.
Rafael Trivino look up something called “the Manitowoc Minute”
I get ya now. That's a crazy accent with some crazy words.
He really doesn't sound like he's trying to hide anything. Gus just sounds like he grew up in Wisconsin, doesn't sound like he's hiding his accent. And this is coming from someone who has lived her whole life in southeastern Wisconsin.
Wisconsin? Isn't that just Canadas testicles?
im studying cinema studies and now i just wanna write my thesis on old training videos
So brave and stunning.
Good luck on the job market lol
@@guigoGOGO already working but thanks!
do it
Rodrigo Gehling that’s quite an unnecessary comment
i like that your mic is a Otamatone. lol. My mom's first job was working at Roy Roger's in the early 80's and one time when there were no customers she got in a ketchup and mustard fight with the cooks and then they were forced to clean the floors with toothbrushes. Also the owners were actual sex offenders who tried to make moves on my mom. good ol' 80's
I was trying to find out what that was thanks for commenting that 😀
I remember when I was 7 years old and me and my mom would walk to Jack in the Box just so I could get a chicken sandwich.
Their food has gotten terrible over the past decade. My favorite chicken sandwich isn't even sold anymore 😔
So what you are saying is, the southeastern area of the us has every fast food restaurant but a terrible one? Nice
RIP
I think he says:
“We have to keep this door locked, it’s our best hope of security.”
I agree
I don't know how he didn't hear that, I thought he said it pretty clearly
@@crossxfuse at first i didnt understand it at all and rewinded. But i think you are right
@@crossxfuse I understood him too but to be fair dude was slurring a lot
@@crossxfuse you speak jive?
i subconsciously added “fella”, “guy”, and “fwick” to my vernacular about 3 months ago thanks gus
I say fella to my coworkers all the time lol
All of my speech quirks are caused by the youtubers I follow. 'Rad', adding 'super' to things, 'feck', 'if I'm honest', 'giving out', 'leave them go', 'fella', 'scrub', 'guy', etc. And those are just the tip of the iceberg. It's getting out of hand.
Ted: *gets a concussion, slices his finger into multiple pieces, breaks his back, fries his hand, and falls down a flight of stairs and gets another concussion*
Also Ted: oh no, anyway
The kitchen keeps starting fires so I think this is literally Hell’s Kitchen
Ted is immortal, he is a man we should all strive to be
Ted übermensch confirmed
I fear Ted
No he's cursed! An immortal who must constantly survive the excruciating deadly dangers of the local jack in the box!
A true hero amongst men
True that
Spelling Bee: Your word is 'BEHSOAPASUCKERRITTY'
Me: Can you use it in a sentence?
Spelling Bee: You have to keep this door locked it's BEHSOAPASUCKERRITTY.
IDunnoWhatToPutHere Wuddup incorrect. the correct spelling is B-E-H-S-O-A-P-A-S-U-C-K-E-R-R-R-I-T-T-Y
Btw he said “last Vestibule of security”
@@gayanime8981 thats very strangely worded.
They forgot the deadliest thing of all: E-coli. Jack in the Box practically went out of business completely because they had a massive outbreak of E-coli and got hundreds of people sick, and four children died.
Oh ok
Holy shit.
When Gus said "Okay Google" it activated Assistant on my phone lol
i thought he said "the mob" instead of "the mop" and i immediately thought of that one story where this persons dad worked at a fast food place and it was secretly a mob base and they were about to kill him and the head honcho said smth like
"dude, he just flips burgers, *and hes not even good at it.* let him go"
I could hear SorrowTv saying that. “He’s just flippin boigers”
Omg what's the name of the video/subreddit?
WE NEED THE SAUCW
Let him walk and he still got murdered. Poor dude
I'm here for the major homoerotic energy in the box lifting scene
Bruh why couldn’t the other dude just’ve put the box on the shelf? Like tf, he knows ted is a complete imbecile
who isn’t, it’s highly arousing
I'm here to see Japan in WW2
Lemme get some o that
Erin
The fact he was able to perfectly sing the intro a minor third higher than the original Wii music is such a unique effect for an introduction to a video!
I swear to god They made ted one of those People who don’t feel pain in this ad.
Nothing can rival the pain he feels within
“Ted, my guy, clock out” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Hey, Tina, did I tell you about the time I jumped the Caspian sea with my motorcycle?" Oh my god Ted, TAKE THE HINT! She's not into you. Her first love is her job. At Jack in the Box.
I farted on a dog named Tina 3 yrs ago. I really felt like a man that day.
I masturbated too. Manly moves!
yoc land uhh... I.... what?
@@yocland8841 Get some help
@@angryrevolvers look, you dont have the right to fart on my parade. I need you to be you but also you need me. I told you. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?!
@@yocland8841 sounds like a productive day
I love how he said "kill Ted off" like it's the walking dead or some big show😂
I saw this video before I started working at my job at a pizza company, and somehow I always think about this video every time I'm on shift, and it's specifically when someone goes to use the tomato slicer that I think about Ted being an unkillable god, forced to live the life of a Jack-in-the-box worker.
Everything in the 70s seems like it smelled like tobacco and had nicotine stains.
Cuz it does
Including the soft spots on my 2 year old head
My uncle said it always smelled like cocaine.
Coke does smell pretty good.
It did
This just makes it seem like Jack in the Box is cursed.
It's always been cursed. It's just more cursed now.
you’re not wrong
My stomach is cursed after eating there, but the curly fries make it worth it to me.
Working there is a bigger curse than eating there
0:55 that face of concentration
I can't believe Ted shat his pants from that box
"its the best hope of security" heard it on the 74th play
upvote!
Why is this not top comment
@@brice2597 Because there are other comments above it...
Rooky Music This isnt Reddit you fucking idiot. Seriously never comment again
This is straight cancer Boi dawg
This would be the first horror movie where the token black guy is the only one who lives until the end if it were just a little longer.
I love the line “Probably has a handgun in his truck that he like showing off the every other employee”
After the Fourteenth replay, I *think* he says "its the best hope of security"
Why the Caspian Sea? Who has ever casually referenced the Caspian Sea that wasn't living in Turkmenistan and planning a vacation?
Apart from the song "Caspian Sea" by Graham Coxon I can't think of anything lmao
Absolutely!
Caspian border on Battlefield. Literally the only reason I know it's a thing
7:17
Yeah, when I was working in McDonalds I once had a small splash of that boiling oil thrown onto my hand. The result was immediate panicked screaming, and a month of my hand in bandages.
Meanwhile Ted just looks mildly surprised.
he said :0
Threw my damn back out laughing at Gus's reactions to this gahdamn 'training' video 🤣 I for real haven't laughed like this in...I'm not sure how long...shit was super funny.
I’m so blazed rn & feel real bad for my next door neighbors. My laugh-snort is extra obnoxious 💀
As someone who’s had to watch some corporate training videos, these are actually great. Adding in any component of humour makes them so much more enjoysble
*enjoyable
@@Tangental Yes, we know that you have no friends and resort to correcting grammar mistakes online because you've never touched a woman that isn't your mother, you don't have to make it so obvious.
@@maverickREAL I’m sobbing
@@maverickREAL pretty sure that’s a run-on sentence
@@Tangental ah yes a grammar nazi
"We have to keep this door locked, it's our best "HOPE" of security." 😉
Shit I thought he said "as a vessel of security"
I thought it was form.
Yeah I got it the second time but it is rally mumbled
Sounds like something from Star Wars
*behsuppbaba security
This is probably one of my favorite of your videos.
That is actually the best training video I've ever seen. It's way better than all the dull ones I've seen
that lifting scene was so homoerotic that even my straight-as-a-board ass could see it
Hell yeah it was. Even at 5:43 there was a ;) when he was on his knees.
If only the sign fell down and impaled him to really get the point across
This is the first vid I've seen on your channel.. Almost pissed myself laughing😂😂
Mans is damn funny as hell
You need to do a lot more of these
Twelve minutes of Gus going, “What a parody of the twilight zone? But it’s a safety video. Safety videos aren’t supposed to be episodes of the Twilight Zone. What’s going on here?”
Cap yeah i love gus but i couldnt make it through the 3 minute mark
Yea, this was really forced. The video was literally trying to do what he was joking about for most of it, lol.
I found this histerical maybe you guys read his vid wrong
Nothing’s more dangerous than cooking bad food in front of Gordon Ramsay
"Kaka"
funny
I laugh
idiot sandwich
What the hell does that have to do with the video
Arlo Roster he’s dissing your food
Gordon Ramsay is a fucking ginger penis. If he intimidates you, you've got much bigger issues.
7:15 I saw a guy stick his hand in a friar when I was 15, and I remember it to this day (...I’m 22). His skin became saggy and practically stared melting off his hand...
Holy crap that's bad. 😳🥺
I hope it healed without too much scarring.
that must’ve been so traumatizing jeez
Dude I gotta be honest, you, Eddie, and Sven are hilarious bro. shocking how quickly y’all became my favorite youtubers please keep creating, and keep posting that merch too stay dope.
"YOU'LL *CRINGE* IN HORROR AT THE WORKING OF THE INSIDIOUS TOMATO SLICER"
The only thing I took from this entire video is that Ted is a god that can't feel pain, but is only inconvenienced.
come to germany berlin man we would love to see one of ur gigs
I’ve been binge watching these “at the desk” commentary videos and I’m literally rolling on my couch cackling. These are some of the very few videos that actually make me LOL
The narrator in this video is giving me "how the Grinch stole Christmas" vibes
I will conceive a child just so you can sign it.
The Dandy Show amazing.
@@g4uzy So stunning. So brave.
I love these vids so much
I have to watch safety videos a few times a year for work.
Not gonna lie, if one of them was made to look like a campy drive-in horror movie, that would be awesome.
"I'm as sure footed as John Travolta"
Well now we know what decade this was made FOR SURE
Honestly If my training videos were like this I wouldn’t skip past them to just get it over with.
Dude, you are funny as hell, I laughed through this whole video!!!!
This is the most chaotic, but probably also the best video I’ve seen in a long time
After 3 years at McDonalds, seeing him put his hand in that fryer made me want to cry
3 years at McDonald's
You sir are a saint.
@@FuzzyLittleBastard 5 years at Wendy's. Surprised I didn't kill myself. (Zero promotions)
WhiteSythle god bless your soul
I still have scars from the fryer at chick-fil-a and I only lasted like 9 months there before I quit. I can't imagine working fast food for years, I salute u
your “hey google” question activated my google home mini next to me and promptly gave the same answer lmao
Saaaaame
ME TOO LMFAO ITS A SIMULATION
Almost every video turns on my phones Google assistant and I was forced to turn it off...
After 2 years of suffering from it
They were playing off the jokey horror scene of the 80s and this training video is honestly hilarious, the fact that you didn’t pick up on the irony is astounding.
This guy is just amazing, i started smiling and bumming when he started singing in the beginning
I like how they gloss over the fact that they didn't really clean up the tomato slicer. We got some fingies in our tomaties, boys.
Liked for use of the word "fingies".
“There’s nothing wrong with my back” automatically followed by “there’s something wrong with my back”.
I used to only ever see Gus as a background cameo in other people's videos and I've gotta say, I now know that Gus was always the star no matter where he is
Never in my life have I so badly wanted Jack in the Box
Missed opportunity for "Jackass in the Box"
When tou said "hey google, how wide" my phone responded
Same
I know a youtuber who beeps out words like Alexa and google for this very reason
The most recent G&E podcast was a nightmare for this very reason
SAME
way to piss my house off Bus
I sat through the raycon ad listening to it on my raycon headphones. That’s how much I love Gus. Or my headphones.
I just want to say, there's always the chance of a reflash when it comes to grease/oil fires.
You channeled eddy when you said "Ted my guy clock out"
My dyslexia made me read "clock" as "glock." If it's not the dyslexia, it could just be that I live in a shady part of town, or just an American citizen in general.
"We have to keep this door locked. Its best for your security."
2:25 I'll help you Gus, He said "We have to keep this door locked, it's the best hope of security."
Im guessing slasher movies were the huge thing when this came out
You... You have guessed correct! 👍
**psycho theme intensifies**
**Halloween theme intensifies**
**The exorcist theme intensifies**
**Dawn of the dead theme intensifies**
**Texas chain saw massacre theme intensifies **_(... actually I don't remember that theme)_** **
**Omen theme intensifies**
...Ok I gotta stop here coz lazy, But yeah bruh. 1000% accurate 👍
The real horror is the friends we made along the way