The Most Confused Men In America
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Snake n' bake
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This sounds like being gay with more steps
Grant Glidden
That was a beautiful connection made between two hilarious fucking things.
I’m glad the actual good parts of the Rick and Morty fan base can gather on this random video.
Oliver Kile
I love you right back.
SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTY!!!
or.... they are. ... a bisexual
"I'm attracted to my wife but I'm also attracted to men"
Isn't that just being bi?
Me the whole video
Just wondering why he doesn’t just identify as bi if he has a sexuality that is 90/10
I think he’s just saying he’s attracted to her for religious reasons
@@arizonaranger6024 Oh yeah that makes more sense
@@drneotech7254 yeah well I don’t really understand the reasoning of him but y yeah I’m pretty sure that’s why he’s doing it
When they say they aren't gay I feel like they are referring to the original meaning "happy", which is totally believable.
99th like 😁
Oof
im 1000 gay today ( happy)
hahahaha
Nobody uses that term anymore. Its like saying bitch is still referred to as a female dog. Also they said "attracted to men"
Why didn't he marry a Mormon lesbian so everyone in the situation could be unhappy and repressed?
Before gay marriage was legalized I wondered if this would happen for stuff like insurance
This is actually a thing called a Lavender Marriage. But Mormons often don’t do that because the spouse is supposed to hold you accountable, which means that they need to be “without homosexual temptation”. Sorta like how you don’t ask a kid to make sure another kid doesn’t eat candy, they’ll just both eat candy.
Now that sounds like some hawt sex.
Probably because you aren't a good Mormon if you don't have children.
That's gay af
"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
-April from Parks and Rec
I mean pretty responsible response from a bi guy
There was a time I could honestly say that. I'm bi
I’m sorry the clip of the group of men look like a bunch of gay guys trying to look like straight men from an snl skit.
yeah...and all I was thinking...they must be fucking...omg they already did...thats why they'r intensely ogling all male bypassers...handing out scores like its a ballroom read.
@@Spoketlabolina tf you just tryna look homophobic or naw?
@@TheChemistBeats I actually think the guys in the video are homophobic. I don't need to be anything than pan-ass-self.
@@Spoketlabolina how they homophobic if they gay?
@@TheChemistBeats because they believe being gay is wrong in accordance with their religion and worldview. That same sex relationships are wrong, to force themselves into heterosexual marriages cause gay marriage or gay sex is wrong is practice of homophobia...did u watch the video???!
Conversion therapy:
Guy finally finishes his therapy, abused, and scared of his own sexuality; but not cured. He thinks "Why didn’t it work on me, it should‘ve worked, it worked on everyone else, so I‘ll just pretend it worked“.
This guy is every guy from that therapy. They all think they are the only one it didn’t work on and won’t admit that it didn’t, so therapy seems like a success on the outside, while the guys live on, miserably, deeply scarred, trying to reach the unreachable to uphold what is socially expected from them.
DEEP
That’s so sad, I hope one day that they’re completely outlawed, it disgusts me-
I myself am a bisexual male, & I’m in a relationship with a guy, we’ve been dating for almost 8 weeks & he makes me so happy.
The fact people go through “conversion” therapy for being different sexuality wise is horrifying-
@@KitTheAnkafolk good on you, i have a gay friend who is happy with himself too
i salute you
This say alot about our society
damn that was really well written.
The rating scale doesnt go to 4. When the danger scale hits 5 they're broken free of the restraints and the gay is let loose
Me all the time
I laughed so hard I almost fuckin almost fell out of my gay chair. Good thing I had the restraints...
That's their secret...they're always gay.
I laughed harder than i should lmao
i can’t believe gus ended homophobia
Po
The hero we didn't know we needed, but the hero that we got.
Just pork any dork you want
Nah
Chloe?
I call bullshit, those dudes are straight up smashin' it inbetween basketball sessions.
I doubt they even play bball
@@jacksmith4530 they dribble on each others balls if you get what I mean 😉
Neither do I though, I've always sucked at most sports.
I hope they are just having crazy orgies in the showers because god dammit they deserve to be happy even if they are crazy religious people
@@xTheNameisEthan that's a good way to look at it 😅
@@alec7568 I see what you did there
“She got to kiss more boys than I did”
Bruh. How can you subject yourself to this, this is like the “hate my wife” trope.
He doesn't hate his wife. He envies his wife
@@Rcb4th probably might turn to resentment
"he and his friends, also attracted to men, spend time with each other and stare their temptations in the face"
I'm sure they do.
"this hot dude and 3 hot girls who are very much attracted to each other just hang out and have fun and don't ever touch each other"
5:00 The Office lol
"Hey Greg, I need to stare at it again... Yeah... yeah, that's nice... Bad temptation! Bad!... make it jiggle a little"
As opposed to face down, ass up.
So you’re telling me,,,this guy hangs out with a bunch of other mlm and they “”help each other stay away from temptation”” hmmmm sounds uhhhhh, a lil sus
they've definitely boned
Kevin Votaw I love when thtabhappens
@Kevin Votaw mlm is universal for men love men... same as wlw women love women
Your profile picture looks like Joe Trohman but I can't tell
Katiegreatie4 it’s Joe lmao
The scale DOES go to 5, they just don’t tell their wives what that means...
"My faith is not a choice"
Doctor: We got the results back..
Parent: Is the baby a boy or a girl?
Doctor: It's a christian!
I know you liked your own comment
@@petargacic4299, I didn't actually. Now I will, though, to prove that i didn't originally
Mother: What denomination?
Doctor: Catholic.
Father: But we’re Evangelists!
Underrated comment 😂
@@naivenitara, thank you!
'Your husband is sitting next to you, talking about his attraction to men. How does that make you feel?'
'Well, I'm attracted to men, too, so...'
You know she had that response pre-planned lol
Paul Casey yeah, and I wonder who fed her that snappy line...
A line she repeats to herself in the mirror every morning.
I imagine she’s delivered that line MANY times.
I garuntee she's been using that exact same line for the entirety of their marriage.
The answer that doesn't answer anything.... You can feel the pain LOL
"ADULTS ONLY"
"hey kids this is the learning dog here"
Nomad was very confused except who I like and I don't know if she likes me. Damit telling my thoughts again on the inter web oh well.
That WAS the joke.
Red I’m not too sure, it may have been a coincidence, maybe an accident. Nobody would joke with a dog costume
Yes. That is the joke. Damn you're smart
everybody below the age of 55 is a young man for russle ghonson
“No kids allowed”
Me a 17 year old: *rebellion intensifies*
God I hope he’s actually bi otherwise he truly cannot be happy.
none of them will..
I don't know...sexuality is always confusing, so I mean go out there and explore, but this video is still very sad. It definitely feels like these people are repressing their attraction.
@@Spoketlabolina what?
It could also be that sex just doesn't matter all that much to him. Some people are like that.
@@Anthropomorphic He is very clearly gay.
hey can i borrow that chili paste
yeah
Only professional pianists play the piano with chili paste.
communism
Sambal Oelek is the best sauce.
Gayyyyy
"how's your sexlife?"
"Functional"
That's... Not how normal people describe it usually... 😂
emoji
Nothing says literal bare minimum required to meet the definition than, "functional"
Seem perfectly logical to me
@@AlexFlockhart Yeah "Well it does go in and out but how well? You will never know"
To be fair to Dude the Dude there...
Within the LDS community, talking about sex is not nearly as normalized as it perhaps is in others. To me, that was a guy who just didn't want/know how to talk about his sex life in front of a camera.
As someone who denied their sexuality for years because of religion, I can tell you one thing, they ain’t happy at all. It is one of the most miserable states to be in, and I genuinely feel bad for these men who are so misguided and would rather not be true to themselves than to be judged by other people who are telling them complete lies.
Yea I wasn't aware I was trans. Figuring it out was like removing a useless tourniquet. It hurts but you winder why you were clamping down so hard for no good reason
@@aazhie hey same here! Been actually happy since I’ve come out
@@pet.me102 oh boy do I have some news for you
@@pet.me102 yes, that's exactly how I feel too
that's sad.
“How’s your sex life”
“Great.. totally normal...”
She’s pegging him.
Def
Undoubtedly
they should've called their show "no homo" I wouldve watched tf out of that
XD!!!!!!! SAME!!!!
Honestly I think you should be coming up with the titles of these shows from now on, you’re clearly far more creative than anyone in their board room!
That’s perfect 😂😂😂
Luxitos what
Tonight on TLC: “No Homo” at 8:00, followed by “Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” at 9:00 . . . (Edit) JFC! I wrote this before I got to the point in the video that the show was on TLC!
I feel like he loves her but not the way he thinks he does
Appreciative friend with guilt (cuz kids) ... so yeah probs.
He immediately said that he feels like he would be selling himself short if he were to live as a gay man, clearly in denial of his sexuality.
Plot twist: She’s actually a lesbian in denial.
@@SMarie5541 that'l be revealed in season two
What does he think lol
They decided to get married for reasons that aren't sexual or romantic. They got married to fulfill their religious responsibilities. People really seem to be missing that. He said his faith is more important than his sexuality
Like you work at Arby's and someone is saying "she really thought she'd be happy here, terrible choice" and you're like "i actually only work here so i don't die of starvation?? I didn't apply here out of passion?"
"You'll never be happy!"
Why isn't anyone talking about the dude writing "GAY" on a piece of masking tape and sticking to his shirt with a handful of other labels that presumably also say "GAY?" Can you imagine walking in on this dude covered in almost a mummy's wrappings of just the word "GAY" written on masking tape? WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!
It is how many times he has acted gay that day
Well, you're talking about it. Nice pic btw.
One of the stickies said "wear", lol idk tf kinda conversion therapy this is but it is clearly not effective
@@mildly_edgy4210 no it said "weak". The one below said "insecurity" or something. Basically trying to make these men think that gay is synonymous with negative words/ideas
Why does this have the same energy of when people say that Sappho had “close female companions” and was married to a man
"GAL PALS" XD
It does tho...
Ikr? It's kinda like looking at a vending machine, then seeing an option for diet coke and another for coke zero lol
As the homophobic historians read a rough translation of Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite: "Ah yes, clearly strait."
"go pork any dork you want" i want that written on my gravestone
A quote for the ages, one that may yet define a generation.
Not this one, obviously.
His wive: "im attracted to men too"
Atleast they have something in common
wife*
I’m*
haha tanya’s so gay
yammmit The apostrophes won’t make it grammatically correct you’ll have to remove them
@@yammmit lmao um n e wayz so do u guys think that raymond from acnh is overrated
I thought for a moment she was going to say "other men" but no.
0:13
The sound of that bell made my neck involuntarily react so violently that I died. I didn't think a TH-cam video could kill me but there we have it.
And I was looking forward to this Tuesday's pizza party at work, we worked hard for that kind of appreciation.
RIP to a homie
My condolences
"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"
"he's a devout mormon" fuCKING KNEWWW ITTTTTT
Same reaction: "Mormon-" Ohhhh yup it all makes sense now. I hope they at least have fun baking together.
Repressing your feelings and pretending you have a totally happy normal life with a perfect family is definitely peak Mormon.
yep :/
Antidepressants are prescribed in Utah more than any other state for this exact reason. It’s really sad to see people that are brainwashed into accepting a life that makes them miserable.
Utah is definitely a great state!
Send help, they’re holding me hostage
@@joshogden1081 You doing OK bud?
@@homemadeduck1022 yep
“Pork any dork ya want!” -Gus Johnson, the ally the world needed, but didn't deserve
you’re talking as if he’s dead
@@squiggles6861 we're all dead inside
the dank boyo wow! quirky!
What's a dork actually?
@@eyeship6037 Like a nerd or a geek, but not as intelligent. Or also a penis.
My dad, now second mom, was a closeted transgirl for most of her life (attracted to men). She likes my mom as a close friend, but probably chose to marry her for the safety. My home town has a disturbing amount of extremist Christians who hate anything that not straight and white. So she hid herself. You would've never expected her to be not straight, which I guess was the point. She's now out of the closet to our whole family and going through hormone therapy. She's waiting until she is retired to visually present as a woman
So happy for her. Sad she had to hide all these years. Terrible. Glad she has a great kid in you and support from your mom too.
Hell yeah she’s lucky to have a supportive family member. Trans rights!!
My town also has a lot of these people, barring my family and a few others. They mock and try to make the only openly pan student miserable.
@@absolutelyarobot4957 that’s so awful. My goodness.
Good for her
April Ludgate, her boyfriend, and his boyfriend
Gus's finger on the bicycle bell for the first 30 seconds was the most threatened I have ever felt in my life
Gray Reid Warning, headphone users
Ohh my sheltered little darling
I FEEL TRIGGERED
"I'm attracted to men too."
Actual live footage of me pretending to be straight at Straight Girl Sleepover™️.
"Haha, yeah, their ... penises and phew... you see that chest hair? Hot dang."
Me tooo, I really feel that.
Look at all of his abdominal muscles, they’re... there’s 6 of them...
"yes I too have a favorite member of Boy Band who I think is the cutest"
@@brigidfraser34 "penises etc" is the best dismissal of everything male I have ever read 😂😂
“If you’re a homosexual, that’s fine.
If you’re a heterosexual, that’s fine.”
- Gus Johnson
a true inspiration 🤩
those tlc shows remind me of the long anime titles. “that time i got reincarnated as a slime” “Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?” “No Matter How I Look At It, It's You Guys' Fault I’m Not Popular!”
Those anime are almost half as insane as the TLC shows as well!
When he’s wearing the red bandana, all I see is prison mike
Noble Alexander ffs 😂
LMAO SAME
"You'd be the belle of da ball"
*kissy faces* 😘😘😘
I saw a ghetto recardo
"Just go pork any dork you want."
I died
-Gus 2018
DAUBENY!
I think Gus just solved homophobia you guys
*As long as that dork also wants to pork, don't pork a dork who doesn't want to fork! XD, I'll leave now...
Being mormon was bad enough as a straight dude, I can't imagine their lives
"my first words were omygod I'm a Lutheran" GOT ME DUDE
As soon as she said they were from salt lake city i was like "thats why".
Mormon moment
Me too. As soon as it was "Mormons from Salt Lake City, Utah" I was like ohhh yep there we go
I feel bad for anyone who’s stuck in mormonism. Ex members don’t get much support tho cause it’s not widely seen as a cult (even though it is)
Ohhhh somebody has had some badddd experiences there, imagine assuming something simply based off location, lmaoooo
@@zankishii9961 A response like that either means you're not familiar with mormonism, or you're a mormon.
I think Tanya is a Lesbian and they are in this together to avoid their Mormon community scorn and shame...
Smart.
> mormon
> smart
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Could never understand how somebody could continuously back a religion 100 percent despite it going against such a big part of their lifestyle yet stick with said religion anyways and then have to hide who you really are and basically lives this double life in a faux relationship based on your exact opposite sexual preferences just to uphold some bullshit rules of a certain religion. People should live life the way the want to and do what makes them happy. I don't see any purpose in following strict guidelines of a mormon religion if you dont fully agree with them and you were born with an unchangeable lifestyle that the religion says is totally wrong... Like just dont be a fuckin mormon then... Or be a mormon and practice everything else that mormons preach, but date guys and be gay if you want to... I just cant fathom blindly following these rules and restrictions if i just didnt agree with them at all. People need to do what makes them happy, LIVE LIFE HOW YOU WANNA LIVE IT, you only get one and it goes by pretty fast.
I live in saudi which is a pretty muslim country where homosexual acts are illegal and punished by death penalty or if u got exposed ur big family themselves would kill u to avoid embarrassment and that smart thing ur referring to is actually popular in here for gay ppl n the separation of genders doesn’t help since it sometimes could also make bi ppl think they’re gay, the whole thing is really sad i wish the world was a better place but yeah
I think you are on to something. Organized religion offers many benefits that aren't spiritual, especially if you are mormon. They have tons of clout. Breaking the rules means being on your own.
That's a real thing that has happened and continues to happen. Gay men and lesbians marry to cover for each other so prying homophobes don't suspect anything. It's sad.
Everytime he uses the bell i feel like i get flashbanged
In life, you can choose to be anything, and these men chose to be sad.
Say it with me guys.
"Men are friends, not food."
Men are the best kind of food
How dare you
SquidlyTV snacks
Then why THE FUCK does Gus look like a God damn *snack?*
Men are friends not food😁
It's not a TLC show unless there's a gazebo
smiles in H3H3
Papa bless
Papa bless & all, but Ethan didn’t cover Projared well recently. That kinda changed my opinion of him alot.
@@safir2241 i kinda stopped watching ethan a while ago. hes got very strong opinions on alot of things
let’s come talk under the gazebo
Litterally the first time I have ever listened when a youtuber told me to not watch because i'm too young. Respect to Gus
Gus: This video is 18+
Gus literally the next sentence: Hey kids Daniel the learning dog here.
WOW! That sure is one funky and wierd object to tape a microphone to!
why the fuck did these comments make me laugh
That is SOOO QUIRKY like OMG
Im so _I D I O S Y N C R A T I C_
Drew142 *wacky
That is such a Drew thing to say drew
A group to help them “restrain their urges”:
“What’s the danger zone?”
“2.5”
“You can go higher than that.”
Underated comment 😂
That's called the suck zone
I’ve spent so much time on the gay side of TH-cam I was expecting this was some mm couple where one guy is still in denial going “yeah I’m totally straight but only being a good bro to the love of my life”
5:30 - BIGGEST lie that Jeff has said in his entire, repressed life. You can clearly hear it in his stutter lol
How's your sex life
GREAT, UHHH YEAHZ UH NORMAL??
it sounds like a sketch where a character has a piranha chomping on his junk but has to pretend everything's fine.for some reason...D: so sad
"devout mormons" Ah, that explains it.
Nicholas Ginotti Exactly 😂 “why don’t you just live as a gay man?” Ohhh that’s why.
@popnlock Well that's not too bad 😂
Mormons are fucking retarded.
@@jonas_hulse it's sickening bc it's fake
Grew up in the religion... The more I look at these types of videos the more sickening it gets I'm not saying I think the people in the vid are sick I'm just saying that the religion is sick cuz literally the religion forces people to behave and think a certain way.
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“what that doughnut do?” is my favorite quote ever
7:17 the guy wearing red shorts looks like prison mike
Yes, "enjoyable" and "fully functional" are definitely words that anyone would use to describe their sex life... This is actually pretty sad to watch /
Enjoyable depends on context, if the other words are great, amazing then enjoyable, the words generally mean: sexlife quality: great, sex: amazing, and feeling: enjoyable (ie something like "I legitimately enjoy what we have together", in this context it comes as a grounding word, and can convey that the sex life is more than just a surface thing that's sometimes amazing but also an activity that you actually enjoy doing.
i mean id prolly say that if some rando asked me about my sex life
@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq i think the weirdness comes from the "dryness" of the response compared to how bubbly they made themselves seem beforehand. usually if something like sex comes up in conversation (especially if someone is asking you how your sex life is) you'd get a bit more enthusiasm if you enjoy it. maybe you'd get awkward if you were ashamed about talking about it publicly. but being so dismissive is something that brings attention to itself.
What’s in it for her even? I don’t understand this setup
To be fair he is Christian so that may be the reason why
"mixed orientation marriage"
shoot me
Mixed orientation marriages can involve being gay! The first episode of the CBC doc "devout + out" is about an Anglican priest who's married to a woman but he also has a boyfriend and it's great! Also, I have a friend in a similar situation.
@@forivall ew
@@forivall That's fucking dumb.
@@forivall you are describing polyamory! which "technically" is more of a "sin" the being a dood that wants to smooch other doodss
@@forivall Or a gay+bi marriage. Or even a straight+bi marriage. Technically they're "mixed orientation"
I feel so bad for these guys. Like, they claim that they’re happy but they’d definitely be happier if they could openly express themselves
Why did I laugh so hard when he said “tonyas so gay”
Best delivery ever
We have a teacher at my religious school who openly admits he is gay but says he “denies it” and has been married to a woman for decades. I feel sad for both of them. I wish people could accept themselves.
you cant openly admit something and also deny it lol.
moemoney131 vee oh I know... you don’t have to convince me
It’s an admirable choice if that’s what they want to do
Dan John No it sure as hell isnt.
Dan John it would be If he was a paedophile and choose not to do that. But being gay is ay so its just pointless. If your god loves you he will love you even as gay
I know everyone's saying this, but as a bisexual, I can tell that he's not a bisexual. He's really just hurting himself.
I agree
Also bisexual and SO agree.
Va11idus what a fucking stupid comment. It’s not about sex you reprobate it’s about love and being physically and emotionally attracted to your partner. I’m sure he loves his kids but he will never be truly happy with his wife and neither she him.
@@CalebSalstrom then why are arranged marriages more successful than "love" marriages?
???
The only people more sad than old married boomers who complain about thier lives are these guys.
Jeff: “I lied to my wife for a year and a half about my sexual preferences.”
Also Jeff: “ShE aSkEd Me SoMe QuEsTiOnS tHaT I gOt OfFeNdEd By”
My faith isn't a choice
that just sounds like a cult with extra steps
You can't spell culture without cult!
That’s literally what Mormonism is unfortunately :(
Can confirm, I was there
@@jevilcore I'm not a Mormon, but I've grown up in the Mormon church, and I can promise that this rumor is not true. Some people set up cultish situations and claim to be a part of said church, and it's ruined the reputations of some really good people who believe in some very valuable things. The other thing that happens, is pretentious members will look at the doctrine, shape it to justify their evil, and ignore the rest. There are horrible Mormons surely, but there are horrible members of everything. People can join and quit the church whenever they like. There are no negative consequences for leaving, at least, none that the doctrine supports.
Mormonism IS a cult with extra steps.
I legit thought this was some kind of case where they're sexually attracted to guys but like women romantically which is a bit unusual, but it happens.
But nah this is full on repressed
Justin also they FUCKING.
I feel like most guys could date a man but not have sex with a man. I feel like a gay relationship would be super functional.
@@nathandean236 I think the same could be said with girls, it would basically just be a close friendship
@@fruitsmiles2951 Asexual people can have relationships too though sex doesn't define whether people are together or just friends
@@neonice cool good point
I like to imagine Gus going to the store and buying a bag of candy, a bottle of rum, and a dog outfit😂
Why is “just go pork any dork you want” the funniest shit I’ve heard all week
"mixed orientation marriage" cracks me up so bad LOL
im crying lmao
Well I'm in a mixed orientation relationship since I'm bi and boyfriend is (as he says, but his identification could change) straight, so I get the title. This situation is sick tho
@@sarasthoughts That's honestly the only type of situation "mixed orientation marriage" should apply to :P
"Jeff finds support with his friends who are all attracted to men"
Yeah, yeah i bet he does. lmao
lmaoo yes that part killed me. i wonder if they have "support sleepovers" too
@@denied7616 JDKSNFKSKLS "SUPPORT SLEEPOVER" THATS AMAZING
“Its just a bro hug babe its not gay!” Or “no babe we have to sleep in the same room and bed together its about bonding it’s definitely not gay!” Like Jeff you be you
Gus: get out of here if you’re a kid
Daniel the learning dog: HEY KIDS
As someone who is Christian who is also bisexual, I understand where they are coming from. However, if I want to marry a woman, I am going to marry a woman.
Uhmm....conflict of intrests
@@pepegpala not really!! I'm a gay Christian, and Sarah is right. Conservative Christians are the ones who hate the lgbt community, not God! So while those interests might seem conflicting, they're only conflicting because of the unfortunate Christians who use Jesus' love for their hate.
Nothing but support for you! I wish more people were encouraged so that they could reach the point in life that you have.
So you’re a false Christian
@@trevorsmith1728 hi! Quick reminder, you are not the one in charge of deciding (or even questioning) that. Christians are not in charge of eternal judgement, Christians are not in charge of policing others' PERSONAL walk with Christ, and Christians are not called to create any sort of division within the church. You are doing all three.
I came out as bisexual to my parents and my moms response was "Thats ok you can still be mormon."
Don't be mormon... Just be bisexual.
Mormonism is fucked up
tannman6 geezus
Mormon? More like moron!
Aahaaaa.... High five
@@alexmay7250maybe a bunch of Mormon people are f uped
"my faith isn't a choice"
I think he's trapped in a cult and this is a cry for help
Yeah I mean he is a Mormon
I think he meant his conviction is so strong, it doesn't have to be a conscious choice for him anymore, it's just who he is now
Mormonism is scarily similar to a cult
@@nerkdurgen5574 It's definitely not. If you want to see an actual cult, look up "Infiltrating scientology episode 1" series posted by Reckless Ben.
@@jamesonbornholdt7302 whom?
'Pork any dork you want' HOLY SHIT GUS. the real ally 😌😝😂
This 1 gave me a good chuckle. U got some of the Funniest vids on youtube man , much luv , take it ez brotherrrr.
I feel like it's almost worse for the wife, constantly being reminded that your husband has never been attracted to you and your relationship will always be kind of one sided, but you can't complain because you should objectively be the happy and satisfied one and expressing those feelings will just be met with your husband reinforcing them by saying 'Well I have it harder, I'm not even attracted to you."
Think that's just both sides of being apart of their cult, sucks all around it seems.
I think whilst he's practiced from lying to himself his non-disclosure of the truth to her for over a year is very uncool to say the least.
@@Hoganply hey is that the helix nebula
It’s absolutely NOT worse for the wife, but yeah, I see what you mean. These are just people who are victims of cult programming.
*Don't ring that bell again, Gus.*
Gus: * rings bell *
Do*
Snowflake had their ears triggered
"it's fiiiiinnneenn"
The spirit of owen wilson was coming out
2 years later:
"Okay, maybe my husband was gay :("
“Just go pork any dork you want, ok?? It’s fineeeeee”
Gus running half-heartedly at 3:17 with his shirt half up is one of the funniest things to me and I don't know why😆
I have top 100 favorite Gus videos but this one is definitely top 4.
Everyone under 18: *I'm about to break the law*
*_*confused in bisexual_**
I seriously doubt they are bi
i mean, it's just my interpretation. i'm not trying to force any words in their mouths. it's totally ok if they are / aren't! ❤️
@@solarkro i feel like if they were bi the news segment wouldn't exist
yes, that's very true. since being bi is a middle-of-the-road type thing, it wouldn't be eye-catching or shocking to audiences.
I feel like they're faking this whole situation to make gay people that were raised christian stay in.
Is it nice for them or is it bad? I have no idea.
I think it's great that these men say they're "staring down temptation" when really they're just playing basketball and talking about hot guys
Gus ya nailed it with this one
This is kinda just like eternal no nut November
You still in brother?
@@XxCheese69xX what is wrong with you bro? Kalvis, why would he be in his brother? He is clearly trying to closet his suppressed erotic homosexual incestuous attraction and you're trying to get him all horned up talking about boneing a bro.
Probably more like weak Unfulfilling Nut Rest of Your Life with Cheat on Your Wife With Your Gay Buddies Married To Women Wednesdays sprinkled in to keep things fresh.
@@raym.778 I mean you're not wrong, but holy word diarrhea.
He’s doin it with his wife tho
I feel like Gus would be a perfect voice actor on rick and morty
Videos like this make me feel really good about being out
i have a massive ear infection when you rang that bell i seen my life flash before my eyes
7:59 "Let me at 'em. Let me at 'em."
"No Jeff, no, he's only a 2 outta 4!"
I'm dying!!
Hahaha yeah, that was a line in the video!
9:32
He really puts the label "Gay" next to "Weak", Such a fucked situation to be in.
Gus did it for the memes. My hero! 👍🏻👍🏻 I like to watch hoarders; that shit gets grim.
"Pork any dork you want" may be up there as my favorite quotes, not as high as "pizza time" or the entire Freddie Freaker commercial though...