Reading Awful Small Town Bar Reviews (ft. Charlie Berens)

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    hello boys thank you for watching this video! hey i have a little bit of new merch if you would like: www.gusjohnson.co/store
    thank you!!!

  • @AhrkFinTey
    @AhrkFinTey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    I think the reason for all those one star reviews that say "I don't even like bars" or "I didn't even go" is because if Google Maps senses that you've been in the proximity to a business, they ask you how your experiences were and ask for a review. So those people probably think they're writing to Google rather than posting an actual review of the place

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      That actually makes a lot of sense

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      And trolls just pretending to hate it for stupid reasons lol

    • @thephant0m
      @thephant0m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Good catch, I know the same thing happens with product questions on Amazon

    • @bbekah
      @bbekah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Or they feel like they have to review it because it was reccomended for them

    • @Hannah-nh5qj
      @Hannah-nh5qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So John tell us what it’s like being a genius.

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6745

    I once saw this review for one bar:
    *“Too many alcoholic drinks.*
    ⭐️

    • @bdunphy4796
      @bdunphy4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      I hate when a bar serves alcohol. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @Namiiiiiiii7
      @Namiiiiiiii7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gus is a #SatireSponge he doesnt care about cancel culture 😂😂

    • @rekokovero9155
      @rekokovero9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@User_l928Mk i think that it was meant as a joke

    • @JanderVK
      @JanderVK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe SLC?

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Liver exploded after trying them all. 2/5

  • @TravisFRH
    @TravisFRH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4828

    Its so wholesome that Gus is wearing a hoodie with his brothers name on it.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Damn it is!

    • @maxcheese382
      @maxcheese382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      No it’s actually pewdiepies Minecraft dogs name but nice try kid.

    • @MickZarco
      @MickZarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@maxcheese382 No, that's Alabama.

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MickZarco that's sven's incest son

    • @cadeoneal8137
      @cadeoneal8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No Body, can't really tell if you're joking.

  • @CharlieBerens
    @CharlieBerens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    That Paul Simon song tho...

    • @rwec_rimsaracing
      @rwec_rimsaracing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn’t that just a classic? Hits ya right in the heartstrings

    • @mrscoutfishing3979
      @mrscoutfishing3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CHARLIE! I'm a big fan and um I am from Texas but I starting saying "ope" and "Keep er movin" cause of you. lol

    • @Lilithoyama
      @Lilithoyama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Much love from Kenosha Charlie keep er moving

    • @williamholland2969
      @williamholland2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrscoutfishing3979 a fellow Texas Charlie fan ope sorry for bothering you

    • @MissBooMoon
      @MissBooMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah Charlie 💘 be my valentine

  • @CrazyRespawn
    @CrazyRespawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    The reviews that say. "I don't know I never went" is because Google in their infinite wisdom will ask you to review every damn business you walk by. These reviews are from people that don't understand that it's not required to leave a review. Anyone who has seen the notification "how was blank blank business" will understand

    • @ferrangalvezcastaneda4968
      @ferrangalvezcastaneda4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you for this explanation. It's irritated me a lot.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thank you, that actually explains it, a bunch of boomers not getting technology

    • @kevincarlos973
      @kevincarlos973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I understand it's not required, I just leave those reviews anyway sometimes as a "fuck you for asking, Google"

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kevincarlos973 specify it as "google made me do it"

    • @aviancoleslaw
      @aviancoleslaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kevincarlos973 You do harm the business rating then, though. That might get them less customers.

  • @stepmitch6216
    @stepmitch6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    His midwest accent is in full effect.

    • @Spricz
      @Spricz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im 200th like its f*cking satisfying

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's like when Rubberross is in the room with another australian and he goes full-on aussie.

    • @CheatingSoi
      @CheatingSoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I always thought he was doing a bit. Is that actually his full on normal voice?

    • @spikespiegelfanclub
      @spikespiegelfanclub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CheatingSoi he exaggerates it

    • @gallifrey_falls
      @gallifrey_falls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm shook because I'm also from the Midwest and don't hear anything weird?? I guess it's what you're used to lmao

  • @MusicFromAnotherTime
    @MusicFromAnotherTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    My favorite review of a restaurant in my city was 1 star that said, "My brother was shot here and the chicken is pigeon." Best place I've ever been.

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe you like the taste of pigeon

    • @NebulousHaze
      @NebulousHaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg where?!

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crippledcow2235 pigeon is squab.

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So your saying the bar is haunted?

    • @marenkuether-ulberg3311
      @marenkuether-ulberg3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Best” thing I’d never eat on a menu was “Intestines in Spit”. The Little Fish, Cheese in Fire, and New Hit Octopus were really good though.

  • @KidKryptid
    @KidKryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    My favorite review that I have ever read for a restaurant was a two star, and their main complaint was that the portions they were served were too big and they had to take the leftovers home

    • @crackypremium4436
      @crackypremium4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh u have 122 likes and 1 comment so far

    • @madameproblemes6548
      @madameproblemes6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crackypremium4436 2 now :)

    • @kanyesmemeemporium836
      @kanyesmemeemporium836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One time I saw a negative review for a subscription box that said “too many stickers”. How is that a problem?

    • @robbieskillidays131
      @robbieskillidays131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kanyesmemeemporium836 probably because the subscription box company filled the box with stickers instead of actual subscription box things like figurines and t-shirts

    • @kanyesmemeemporium836
      @kanyesmemeemporium836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robbie skillidays No there are always five different products in the box, and that month there were still five different products. What they meant was they didn’t want all of the stickers because their kid didn’t know what to do with them

  • @Discogothicc
    @Discogothicc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    Not even taping a microphone to things anymore. This fame and fortune has changed you for the worse Gus.

    • @thepepchannel7940
      @thepepchannel7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Truly dispicable. Obviously Disney Channel has come to him

    • @spacepope7867
      @spacepope7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats only for rant videos sweet child. Ya Boi has not failed thee

    • @emeraldeyeball2002
      @emeraldeyeball2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spacepope7867 small town reviews 2 had it

    • @klaghzyn8124
      @klaghzyn8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emeraldeyeball2002 Maybe that was just an Easter egg

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@klaghzyn8124 a cheeky reference

  • @benji9415
    @benji9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Charlie is honestly such a nice dude. His sister was my babysitter when I was a kid I’ve known Charlie for most of my life. Always been a great guy.

    • @picture_of_a_swan
      @picture_of_a_swan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Is this another review?

    • @RealGotier
      @RealGotier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Picture_of_a_Swan yes

    • @jamhan1411
      @jamhan1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He's the best man I've ever met, One star

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So.. how many stars?

    • @benji9415
      @benji9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      5 stars for sure

  • @OceanCommotion915
    @OceanCommotion915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    “Better than smelling like sniffilis” Words to live by

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An interesting way to spell it.

    • @josephcole2003
      @josephcole2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KevinShinwoo 3:13

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna use sniffilis one day

  • @Ryno6465
    @Ryno6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2601

    "It was better when I was 15"
    Translation: They serve minors

    • @christopher4868
      @christopher4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Or used to when the person was 15

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Depends on the place, in Wisconsin you can drink with parents permission.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest TH-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear ryno

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Good job cracking that code, Da Vinci

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@AxxLAfriku oh my god stop.

  • @beep3250
    @beep3250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    There’s a bar in my small Illinois town where a lady stabbed her newlywed husband in the parking lot. Luckily he survived though.

    • @rileyalsip4925
      @rileyalsip4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Tbh that’s every bar in every small Illinois town

    • @brettwarner2543
      @brettwarner2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      2 stars

    • @BrinIoca
      @BrinIoca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@brettwarner2543 "this place was nice but i got stabbed there"

    • @dantecusolito8513
      @dantecusolito8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They shouldn’t have been there after 9pm

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Student _Arthur what the what now

  • @hippotomusuaesquippa
    @hippotomusuaesquippa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I'll translate for Glenda, I think I know what she is trying to say: she didn't enjoy going to the bar because someone tried to slobber on (make out with) her husband and the workers did not stop the drunk woman from trying to kiss Glenda's husband, nor did they cut the drunk woman off. Glenda suspects this is because this other woman is a regular, so she warns away other couples

    • @kunalsinha95
      @kunalsinha95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      How tf did you translate that

    • @shirinf333
      @shirinf333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      WITCH!

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Glenda was drunk af when she wrote that. Let's be honest

    • @justingrover4030
      @justingrover4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The hero we didn't know we needed

    • @marinamorton8458
      @marinamorton8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait a minute how did you know what she said??!

  • @Skapologist
    @Skapologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I can’t believe your friend missed the chance to say “Days of Our Dives”

    • @TheLaziiness
      @TheLaziiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg I thought I was the only one who saw that massive missed opportunity. Big ups to you my guy! You a real one.

    • @Zer0san
      @Zer0san 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man what a missed opportunity, too true

    • @alecmitchell9912
      @alecmitchell9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn it! You beat me to it by twelve hours.

    • @housevisand
      @housevisand 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its just the tragedy of improv vs written content... its the risk ya take, baby.

  • @KATELYNNMAE
    @KATELYNNMAE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Never noticed how thick gus’s Midwest accent was until listening to them together. (I’m from Michigan)

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      also from michigan and midwest accents can never sound too thick lmaoo

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      im from ohio but i feel like we dont have an accent. every other midwesterner has such a cool accent not us tho

    • @lordmoldybutt36
      @lordmoldybutt36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe cause he just got back from home

    • @wariofat
      @wariofat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm from Germany and can't find any distinction for this accent. What are the characteristics?

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wariofat they are german.

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Wisconsin Crossover with Charlie and Gus. My brats are ready. Let's do it.

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is your New Glarus chilled?

    • @probablyaparent
      @probablyaparent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@alisaishere Always, keep it frosty next to my cheese curds for frying.

    • @TyTheTurtle
      @TyTheTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Got Any Spotted Cow in here?

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TyTheTurtle Ahhh, let's be real.... a party, just isn't A PARTY, unless there's AT LEAST 12 polka dotted bovine chilling nearby!!! 🐄+🍺+🎵+💃+🕺🏿+🎉= A damn good time!

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh how I miss the brats

  • @ZorinZato
    @ZorinZato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Both of your accents went SO MIDWEST in this video. As a linguist and dialect coach, I LOVE it

    • @POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY
      @POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What makes their accent so Midwest? As a European, it sounds just like regular American, in the sense that you can easily distinguish the southern accent or those from the valley (I think LA?). I'm really curious as so many people are saying it!

    • @montanawalker8819
      @montanawalker8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY I'm no expert, but as a Wisconsinite our accents always seem more nasal-y, ya know?

    • @ericamcmillan4021
      @ericamcmillan4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To me, a Californian, the most distinctive feature is the way they convert short vowels into long vowels, especially making short "a" words into long "a" words and short "o" words into long "o" words. "Bag" becomes "bayg," "wagon" becomes "waygon," "magazine becomes "maygazine," etc. The "o" sounds are more subtle, but a little bit longer, more like "oh" than "aw." And the overall accent sounds very nasal, but pleasant to my ear because of its associations with very nice people and cozy winter things. All of this (maybe niceness included?) is a legacy of the heavy Scandinavian migration to the northern Midwest.

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Erica McMillan it’s funny because in the western suburbs of Illinois, my family does the reverse with their vowels (aw vs short o is a big switch out there), but I grew up around people like this, so I switch in and out of the two depending on the social context despite them being quite different.

    • @milkshake2659
      @milkshake2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericamcmillan4021 as a Midwesterner I had no idea we did this, but your so right I looked at the way I talked and yep Lol

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I related hardcore to Gus voicing over “earbuds” because he kept saying headphones.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erm.... wot?

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oldbatwit I accidentally call earbuds headphones all the time.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daMEGatron Ah... gotcha. I've probably done that myself.

    • @legoluvver
      @legoluvver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he accidentally called them AirPods

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It took me a while to get what he was saying but dammit I still call them headphones and I'll die on that hill

  • @RoloTonyBrownTown69420
    @RoloTonyBrownTown69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I always love seeing Gus talk about his hometown and midwest towns because hes always smiling and so happy. Love you, Gus!

  • @swaryne
    @swaryne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    i'd wager more than 80% of these reviews were made a few minutes after getting cut off and kicked out

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    This video definitely has that Wisconsin flavor going for it

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cheese and beer?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaptIronfoundersson Wtf

    • @ClonedMadnessMitosis
      @ClonedMadnessMitosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nickkohlmann That is what Wisconsin is

    • @nupeer
      @nupeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As someone who lives in Wisco, yeah thats pretty much all it is. If culvers had alcohol everything would be perfect

    • @donutlettuce4633
      @donutlettuce4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nupeer Proud Wisconsinite here, this comment is 100% true

  • @hunterlugten1865
    @hunterlugten1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I was literally thinking today, “I wish Gus uploads a video soon”

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same just watched Sven’s new video

    • @ilikeonionrings6015
      @ilikeonionrings6015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puntachu me too

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have been binging his and svens videos the past several days also drew gooden’s imagine how happy I am today actually I’m still pretty sad because I keep throwing up but the boys making it all better

    • @justinw3403
      @justinw3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same, I also was thinking about the small town reviews series, great to see another one

    • @mysteriousgirl2000
      @mysteriousgirl2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same!!! i was going thru his and sven’s old videos this morning

  • @donovancooper229
    @donovancooper229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Gus has been ready to be called “Uncle Gus” since he graduated high school

  • @Sabs215
    @Sabs215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "No tap soft drinks? NO COLE SLAW? No go my brother." -44 yr old family man who runs a historical society in the midwest.
    Despite not knowing this dude, I can vouch for him.

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Both Gus and this other guy look like Small Town Bar regulars.

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His name is Charlie :D it's in the title

    • @andrewcastleberry4921
      @andrewcastleberry4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This other guy... get wrecked he's way cooler than gush

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@andrewcastleberry4921 Excuse me who let you in here

  • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
    @karaoconnoraliasraidra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "I was the only one there." That's not a downside, that's an upside!

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely

    • @StevenS757
      @StevenS757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bad for the business, but heaven for me

    • @basiliska
      @basiliska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exactly! like what’s better than just chillen w the bartender, knowing your order is the only one in the kitchen so it’ll come out as soon as it’s done, and not having to deal with any drunks being loud and rowdy around you?

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kara O'Connor it’s a bar alone sucks

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      devin just get your own bar at home

  • @noelrodriguez6625
    @noelrodriguez6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm from the midwest but dont have the accent. This was literally the most midwestern thing I've seen in a long time, and now I have the accent

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s that easy, isn’t it? The accent is infectious to those who grew up around it.

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    _"How do you screw a grilled cheese?"_
    Definatly added to the "Do NOT Google" list.

  • @sonicducktheinoccent
    @sonicducktheinoccent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    The mid west honestley soubds like a mythical realm.

    • @siennaifill6889
      @siennaifill6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      In general it’s boring, but Wisconsin does its own thing

    • @chrisw9605
      @chrisw9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@siennaifill6889 yeah we kinda do sometimes

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The first day I lived in the midwest, I was out shopping and some assholes drove by calling people the hard-r. Not so much mythical, just another part of the shithole known as the US

    • @whitebuffaloblacksheep
      @whitebuffaloblacksheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's the land of cheese sauce and high fructose corn syrup.

    • @Keemo747
      @Keemo747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sienna Ifill The further north, the stronger the accent. People in SE Wisconsin tend to not have as prominent of an accent.

  • @Geraldine_Z_Rivii
    @Geraldine_Z_Rivii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I wondered why Charlie looked so familiar, then I realised he's on the youtube ads sponsoring Wisconsin Dairy. As someone who lives here, you can NOT escape them....can't have dairy and they taunt me

    • @MarshallHoff
      @MarshallHoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam premium, lol

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can only say one thing . . . Mars Cheese Castle.

    • @fatlarry161
      @fatlarry161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarshallHoff adblock lol

    • @MarshallHoff
      @MarshallHoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fatlarry161 Ad Block hurts creators, whereas TH-cam premium is actually better for creators.

    • @fatlarry161
      @fatlarry161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarshallHoff most creators make almost their entire profit from sponsorships. I'm not giving TH-cam money.

  • @therealbradmo
    @therealbradmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You nabbed Charlie. My born and bred Wisconsin heart is full. Also I miss small town Wisco bars, Brandy Old Fashioned on me if I ever run into ya Gussy.

  • @corban9988
    @corban9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    *one star, my ex girlfriend dumped me there for “DaNiEl”, great staff and service otherwise*

  • @emmymaria6173
    @emmymaria6173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    My small town review haiku
    Clinton: zero stars
    The bar owner in reply
    Says, “Clinton really?”

  • @milkman6385
    @milkman6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    As a Wisconsin boy, I felt like I was hanging out with the boys

    • @NeilMcLinden
      @NeilMcLinden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You guys ready to go tailgating, or no?

    • @jake5476
      @jake5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even as a Hoosier, I felt the energy.

    • @baysideleader3554
      @baysideleader3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I will never move from the great state of wisconsin

    • @sOriginalMan-bw8de
      @sOriginalMan-bw8de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad is from Wisconsin and I'm from Indiana and I feel the same way

    • @kyleRS87
      @kyleRS87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @mina_rdhd
    @mina_rdhd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    (almost) A haiku:
    Clinton S, one star,
    Response from the owner,
    'Clinton! Really?!!!'

    • @ahanemone
      @ahanemone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That bar's staff was slow
      Kids got whacked by umbrella
      Unattentive staff

    • @matthewsawczyn6592
      @matthewsawczyn6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The betrayal...

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If you make it
      Clinton S, one star
      A response from the owner
      Wow clinton! Really?!
      It becomes an actual haiku

    • @krakenandtheratmovies781
      @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A chilly bar night
      Clint really back again
      It’s snowing on Mt Fuji

    • @nspidel
      @nspidel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drinking casually
      Enjoying time with my friends
      Got punched in the face

  • @b1mbotank
    @b1mbotank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Charlie sounds so midwestern, and this is coming from someone in Minnesota lol

    • @alexisnoelle9011
      @alexisnoelle9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AGREED

    • @jasminelee3935
      @jasminelee3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think he plays up the accent for videos but yeh it's thick

    • @cspell19
      @cspell19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that's kinda his schtick lol

    • @FelineBlue
      @FelineBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as a non-american they both just sound Generic American ™ to me lol

    • @TheFn414
      @TheFn414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Haha im in Wisconsin dude gotta heavy northen WI accent

  • @grim9714
    @grim9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    vsco girl: and i OOP-
    midwesterner: and i OPE-

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Let me just OOP right past ya."

    • @lixak6307
      @lixak6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OPE sorry guy I didn’t see you dere oh gosh I’m so late to comment on this ope sorry I should’nt’a brought it up oh geez oh Pete I mentioned it cripes just wanted to say good comment I had a laugh

  • @om3ga5
    @om3ga5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    gus's smile is genuinely the brightest warmest smile I have ever seen. every time he smiles I feel like im being tackled by a bunch of golden retriever puppies in a field of daisies. im not exaggerating like omg he just looks so happy when he smiles it makes me happy too

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ve got a thing for Gus’s, hey

  • @Anandrielle
    @Anandrielle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love how he's wearing a hoodie that says Sven

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I imagine they all have a backstory like Ego from Ratatouille

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aren't you the person I always see in sixteenleo's comment section?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fkhan2006 I don't even know who you are

  • @trey1956
    @trey1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The epic poem comment sounded like Charlie Kelly

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Twist: written about Paddy's Pub

  • @BlakeAbernathy
    @BlakeAbernathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Smells like varnish and sweaty balls. They need to shut it down and burn it to the ground to get the syphilis off the walls.” *BARS!*

  • @thegreaterg8r148
    @thegreaterg8r148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This guy has the same vibe as that one fun uncle at family gatherings

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "This is like a Beatnik poem"
    "Like Jack Kerouac"
    🤣🤣🤣 I died. So true.

  • @Gaming2020-c1b
    @Gaming2020-c1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Out of all your videos, reading the reviews of places are the absolute holy grail

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love these but IMO imbiamba jombes and God’s Country are some hard series to beat

  • @lpngnl1513
    @lpngnl1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Absolutely killed me with the "EARBUDS" edits 😂

  • @10DollarProductions
    @10DollarProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn laying the Wisconsin on thick when he mentioned the Packers lmao.

  • @olivalow18
    @olivalow18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    please read local YMCA or community center reviews I think theres a lot of diversity there

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt primal fear thinking about YMCA reviews I hope they do this

  • @CheeryFlame
    @CheeryFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Why the heck would you take your almost 90-year old grandmother to a bar that only has stools?
    ?????????

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Idk maybe they didn't know about the stools?

    • @kukyri2980
      @kukyri2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because grandma's want to have fun too

    • @gaberoseo9989
      @gaberoseo9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      to get lit

    • @jordynnturner7560
      @jordynnturner7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh please nana is gonna be too busy tossing cheeks to notice. She wont have time to sit down!

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At 11am

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    These small town businesses reviews are my favorite videos, but honestly he could probably just look at reviews in any size town and find funny shit

    • @walter9240
      @walter9240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They wouldn’t have that small town feel though

  • @trevorsimmons9180
    @trevorsimmons9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Gus you should watch, "Bar Rescue". It's so good and basically is the 1 star reviews but on TV. Absolutely hilarious

    • @trevorsimmons9180
      @trevorsimmons9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here's a sneak peek. My roomie and I watch it on some streaming service but I can't remember which.
      th-cam.com/video/dchtrDSjndU/w-d-xo.html

    • @trevorsimmons9180
      @trevorsimmons9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Travis man that's so sad I really have worked at a bar before with the flies in the liquor problem so I genuinely believed it

    • @DylanGarnet375
      @DylanGarnet375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon taffer

  • @charlottestow248
    @charlottestow248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the coffee shop i work at has a ton of 1-stars that just say “drive thru speakers don’t work good” like okay? no comments on the drinks, just the drive thru speaker quality

  • @Chlocean
    @Chlocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    10 reviews • 1 photo
    ★☆☆☆☆
    Gus called his Raycons "Headphones" instead of "Earbuds."
    I will never be returning to this video.

  • @natapy
    @natapy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Gus and Charlie, way to go. Wisconsin rules!

    • @chrisw9605
      @chrisw9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's a collab I never knew I needed

    • @eloisecole3579
      @eloisecole3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rlm next?

  • @Thebigbeef6373
    @Thebigbeef6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey Gus, when ever I am sad or down every time Gus you post a funny Yelp video. Thank you Gus and the rest of your gang.

  • @ally7711
    @ally7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Translation of that review from Glenda: she was mad because some women were drunk (shocker), hitting on her man and she is insecure

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh... i was wondering what the heck she was trying to say. thanks Ally

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Really can't wait to see their crossover episodes. Midwest represent!

  • @Allisonnkayyy
    @Allisonnkayyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just me, a Wisconsinite, watching my favorite Wisconsinite boys🥺

  • @Irxpley
    @Irxpley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow, Drew, Danny, and Gus all in one day. Boys be poppin today.

  • @michellelawrence5168
    @michellelawrence5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The boys are back in small town reviews

  • @JuliaHap
    @JuliaHap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm so incredibly bored today this video was a blessing

  • @Debbk455
    @Debbk455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Veggie tales pizza angel is not the repressed memory I thought was going to get dug up today but by golly

  • @walt9327
    @walt9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hey Mr bus boy man, I love your content, but next time you do this fun stuff, could you move the review up a little? I have a hearing impairment and need captions, but they aren’t always perfect, so if you leave the reviews at the bottom of the screen, they got blocked by the (oft incorrect) captions and I can’t really tell what they say. Love the content there mr Girth Jaxson, keep it truckin

  • @plankiscool
    @plankiscool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hey Gus I really appreciate everything that you post on TH-cam it really makes my day and you're really funny. I even bought the same Hawaiian shirt that you were using in the comedy Central Sketches outside of what I kind of remember is probably comic Con. It feels like some unofficial merch and it makes me think of you every time I put it on. You're the best man keep it up I hope you become super duper successful.

  • @steakjoke
    @steakjoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    You can tell Gus is truly midwesty bc he says “w” as “dubyuh”

  • @bartsmouter5926
    @bartsmouter5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how he had to edit him saying ‘earbuds’ instead of airpods

  • @queenanarchy666
    @queenanarchy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i have been waiting a while to suggest this,,, but please do small town chuck e cheese reviews

  • @MelodyWarp
    @MelodyWarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that you and Charlie did this together. I'd been hoping for this crossover for a while now!

  • @hailey9652
    @hailey9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh man I’m gonna miss my small east coast town when I leave for college

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’ll be plenty distracted for about a month, then the homesickness slaps you silly. Good luck though!!

  • @joshuamark9316
    @joshuamark9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, those [EARBUDS] looked cool!

  • @badgercraft8887
    @badgercraft8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gus Johnson+Charlie Berens is the crossover event I never realized I needed

  • @sammyjamjars
    @sammyjamjars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please do another Collab with Charlie. This was so good.

  • @cyberspacehomie5555
    @cyberspacehomie5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am expecting to see that Simon & Garfunkel "parody" song.

  • @lassmallieber7569
    @lassmallieber7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn it Cody, leave the Milwaukee sign alone

  • @jackk9497
    @jackk9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That “Big Chuck D” reference was awesome.

  • @jvepps
    @jvepps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dude move back. The internet is in Wisconsin too if you didnt know.

  • @NintendoDRS
    @NintendoDRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Gus Johnson unironically saying "Dubbya" for 14 minutes straight

    • @lixak6307
      @lixak6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to listen so hard to hear that… mine is much less pronounced, but it’s undeniably a “dubbya”

  • @show._bug
    @show._bug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    my dad grew up in a tiny town in west virginia and these videos inspired to have fun reading those reviews! thank you!

  • @Neohampster
    @Neohampster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    why do i feel like you shot the whole ad read calling them Raycon Headphones then sent it to them for approval and they were like "redo it, they're earbuds not headphones" so you got drunk and overdubbed it in the shittiest way possible and resubmitted it to them...?

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raycon seem to be giving more of their earbuds away for 'review' than they are actually selling.
      Btw... they are not very good, even at that price.

    • @Neohampster
      @Neohampster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oldbatwit5102 I actually wound up buying a pair to try them out. For the ("sale") price they aren't bad. But I'm not particularly picky when it comes to sound quality I doubt I could tell the difference between a below average speaker and a thousand dollar so take that for what you will.

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Hey how ya doin mom it's your son paul Simon yeah I went to that bar and I didn't have a good time the owner reeked of vomit and the drinks were kinda watery there was a leprechaun there who said he was the *_bouncer, bouncer_* and he was pretty hammered anyway mom I'm in the recording studio so I gotta go do the song now"

  • @alexanderwatkins6538
    @alexanderwatkins6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
    Gus Johnson and Charlie Berens: Hold my beer.

    • @montanawalker8819
      @montanawalker8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Hold my Leinenkugels/Spotted Cow/Brandy Old Fashioned"

  • @raygun_lapicola4465
    @raygun_lapicola4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 star ⭐️. Was planning on going to bed around midnight, at 11 I watched one of these small town review videos. It is now almost 2:00 AM, and I am still watching these videos. Very funny, too addicting.

  • @evehuddy8627
    @evehuddy8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best duo I never expected. This is awesome, yall should collaborate moreee

  • @danielbrazell
    @danielbrazell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Pizza Angel is an absolute banger.

    • @berry11756
      @berry11756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So is the Cheeseburger song

    • @HTKDblackbelt
      @HTKDblackbelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza angel please come to me! Tomorrow sauce and cheese so gooey!

  • @JimmySee
    @JimmySee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Gus and Danny do the same raycon bit on the same day.

    • @justinw3403
      @justinw3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I watch both of them with my raycons lol

    • @Falconifan
      @Falconifan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Synchronicity.

  • @Vanamonde
    @Vanamonde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:20 I used to be a cook at a small bar and I definitely remember a day where I was like hungover and couldnt even manage to make a grilled cheese correctly lol

    • @djawnsjhilson218
      @djawnsjhilson218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ordered a grilled cheese and there was no cheese.

  • @extremcorg7284
    @extremcorg7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When Gus mutters it’s so adorable how he’s so happy

  • @viceroymarx406
    @viceroymarx406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    listening to charlie talk brings me back to family gatherings in north wisconsin with my 60+ yooper relatives. very enjoyable

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:54 "lines of weed" that's hilarious

  • @TheMovieSequelDude49
    @TheMovieSequelDude49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how Gus censors Paul Simon while still saying Paul Simon's name. lol

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oh so it's small town reviews + intoxication, that sounds like the foundation for a respectful and constructive review.

  • @MattChristoff
    @MattChristoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe I missed this collab! This speaks to my Wisconsinite heart, which is clogged with cheese curds.

  • @jamesgragan8129
    @jamesgragan8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gus is always smiling, I love it

  • @rubenrobles4371
    @rubenrobles4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A drew a Danny and a Gus video in one day 😳

  • @Daveyjokes
    @Daveyjokes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I sometimes feel like Gus is being held hostage but he's pretty chill about it.

  • @slime_tiger9568
    @slime_tiger9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gus Johnson I would like you to know I listen exclusively to the song "Pizza Angel" from Veggie Tales

  • @ambilaevus7607
    @ambilaevus7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    On the grandma bar thing, at lot of small towns only have a bar & maybe (if lucky) a Casey's as a food outlet.

  • @thejvh2
    @thejvh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gus was cheesin' the whole time (pun DEFINITELY intended). Happy to see two of my favorite WI boys together.