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Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)
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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson
Meow
Can I get out of the basement please
Gus please I have been here for weeks without food or water and I am writing this on a calculator
Spoink
All I know is that that link contains both “Simp” and “Gus Johnson” in it
honestly surprised you didn't say to follow you on twitter twitter.com/Gusbuckets
Mom says you have to give me all your ad revenue from this video
who is this "mom"
My mom says your mom needs to call her to discuss it
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Moms know best bruh.
Update: *Sven gained 9 pennies today*
Yes you are right about the crab picture. That is someone's home and it's also a strip club.
Ooh killian
With their signature recipe CRAB IN PEPSI MAX. Cooked it for my wife 3 days ago. She took the kids and my dog. How shellfish...
Both a blessing and a curse
you don't even know how to spell business, you couldn't run a strip club Kilian
The image of the crab sandwich is a kinda legendary post. It was posted by KilianExperience titled "Crab boiled in Pepsi Max for 2 hours served in a baguette. (Sorry for good quality)". Someone asked why and he replied "I Was tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry"
That's amazing
Saw the picture and wanted to say the same. why is Killians Crab there XDD
Thanks for that journey! I had a good laugh!
That's some deep lore, right there!
He’s a TH-camr, a brilliant one at that
The name Sven: magical, mystical, enchanting and cold
The name Gus: trailer park
I was JUST thinking that
and they both have faces that match their names
Gus is short for Gustav, so what does that name evoke?
@@kenjutsukata1o1 Mario's creepy uncle 😂
@@masinhunt9500 Perfect XD
"Really neat experience
Didn't get laid"
That's weird I just had the same experience at a McDonald's earlier.
Im concerned...
yeah me too and I left a tip :/
I had this experience at an Arbys in Staunton, Virginia.
Only one tip was left, and it was the tip of my "smashing sausage".
Same except I got laid at my McDonald's
@@koolkat-hq5xc they laid chicken nuggets in front of him
Sven and gus look like two Nickelodeon actors who are playing brothers.
They must have different Dads or something because the similarity is... nonexistent.
Oh boy what a mess of a comment.
@@keenanmccarty9925 its just their hair and their weight difference. they have a lot of similar facial features
Even is my favorite tho
@@ladyinwight Yeah, they both have the signature Johnson teeth.
Gus and Sven have two halves of an awesome mullet.
ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
The mullet is an unholy abomination spawned by the children of Satan who wish unmerciful judgement to be passed upon any innocent man trying to just grow his hair out.
@@max5845 a very extreme opinion, but a good one.
I can't unsee it.
@@max5845, are you okay? We’re here for you.
Small town gay bar reviews? That aught to be interesting.
60% of the video is just uptight white christians saying 'oh my gosh this is so bad #prayforthegays
Yes yes yes lol
2/5 to straight
You say that as if that is a thing
Gay bars don't exist in small towns
The Crab is from a youtuber named Kilian Experience. He posted it on Reddit, with the caption: "I hate the sun, always getting in my eyes when I'm trying to play videogames. I thought the best way to get rid of it would be to make God cry."
Crab boiled in Pepsi for 3 hours served on a baguette?
@@blockhead3012 Yes.
*I wanted rain and thought the best way to be rid of it would be to make god cry
he commented above you lmao
"(Sorry for good quality)"
The one about buying lumber is in the next town over from me. Their tag line in their radio commercials is literally "Where real men go to get wood" I understand his confusion
Iowa?
@@Sophie-iq2yt nah it's the town further up
Beautiful, I'm glad you provided this info
They play the "where real men go to get wood" ad about every time there's an ad break on the classic rock radio station my dad listens to, it always made for uncomfortable moments in the car when I was younger. The way the girl says it is so overly sexual 😂
Classic iowa
1 corinthians 15 is about Christ being risen, which can be interpreted differently in this context
Thank you
All us Midwest boys know you’re talking about the “Lumberyard: Where real men go to get wood” lol
I looked it up because I am also from Iowa, and sure enough found the review 😂😂
@@stargirl.crochet I thought it might be the one in Iowa and I also found the review lmaoo. Us midwesterners are a real hoot 💀
Also recognized the good ol’ Lumberyard immediately lmao
As soon as he mentioned that I knew IMMEDIATELY what he was referring to but I just had to make sure. Never been but I heard their ads on the radio all the time.
RIP to one of the greats
Gus's shirt is bringing me right back to some better times.
I want that shirt so i can lay down on my bed and play cops and robbers and do drag races on myself.
same
Naomi Byrd yeah me too
that’s MR gub josson to you !
Yess
suggestions:
•small town gas station reviews
•small town gun store reviews
•small town library reviews
•small town smoke shop reviews
•small town daycare reviews
small town dispensary reviews
wanna call people out for dad speak, then a minute later say “son of a gun” without a lick of irony
ok dad
Gus radiates the most Midwestern dad energy sometimes
"without a *lick* of irony"
ok dad
that crab picture is actually a famous cursed image. A dude decided to boil a crab in Pepsi max for 4 hours because it hadn't rained in a while and he wanted it to by "making god cry"
he succeeded
I don’t understand the second sentence.
gus and sven both look like country music stars but from completely different eras
Bro, they do though
When are they gonna release a country music album
sven is like a 50s and gus is a modern
Lmao
Gus and Eddy genuinely have some of the weirdest but coolest shirts
i want one too
I genuinely had Gus's shirt as a kid...
But it was my carpet.
@@nikolaoslambru1503 Same here I want that shirt for that reason lol
@Jackary Watts yes
@Jackary Watts yeah
There is something David Lynchian about a stripper standing on stage while staring blankly at a mirror. I would go to that kind of club, would rate 5 stars if the 2001 Monolith music played during the whole ordeal.
its cute how they both have the "mouse teeth"
Now I can't unsee it 🤣
Owen Wilson teeth
I just noticed that for the first time too! i’ve been trying to figure out their similarities
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Kinda want a crab sandwhich now
S Schmit
I can get you a crab sandwhich now
Is it just me.... or is that crab sandwich lookin kinda THICCCCC
I can buy it for you just give me your credit card information
th-cam.com/video/GAoFDzVhHdw/w-d-xo.html
Make sure to follow the recipe exactly!! Its a very complicated French Swedish fusion dish!
Legend has it that TIM is still crying.
I am.
@@timma_thy wait
:O
@@timma_thy hol up
Honestly seeing sven legitimately wear Raycons is way more effective than any advertisement
"Mom said you have to share the TH-cam" is the exact feeling I get whenever Sven worms his way into these.
Gus makes a joke about someone being a Midwestern dad then says "son of a gun" I think you're a Midwestern dad pal
As a representative of the Midwest, we are not doing fine
Confirmed
100% true
Yall outta power to?
@@bradyodad9639 im not but im in racine wisconsin
Confirmed by a midwesterner. Ohioan here 👋
Can we just appreciate how Gus and Sven maintain such a wholesome relationship through the years, with no need of stupid Hollywood controversy to gain fame.
Well, they are brothers.
I mean thats how sibiling's relations are
Gus, my boy, please don't use the word "cream" in the same sentence as "strip club."
You have a definite look of authority. I hope Gus is listening.
"Small town strip club reviews" is the most American sentence ever.
More like sequence of random words.
Everyone knows that you go to the most poorly reviewed strip club. They are the funnest.
*Most funnest
@@cmosmelon1675 *Mostest funnest
@@cmosmelon1675 bruh I'm from Alabama. You better be happy I can even read kinda
@@CAMELOT331 Your a g-damn state treasure.
@@samuelfelty moar funnerest
14:10
I have been summoned
1:42
I have been summoned
@@jubbybrab Are you actually a midwest dad?
@@1.4142 no. I’m a crack addict
I was going to comment I wonder if Kevin ever saw he made it onto Gus’s reviews. This needs more likes
ITS THE GUY!!
when Sven said "Sabrina" i died but when Gus screamed "NOOO" i died again
Sven is really coming into his own as a comedian/entertainer, it's cool to see. And Gus, the car shirt changed my life. I never knew I wanted to drive toy cars on a man's shirt before.
i need to know where to get one
It's just a man's way to get a hot wheels massage.
@@wubbysgotachubby8824 literally google "toy car map shirt"
@@frostfang1 thanks for the new kink
Sabrina now has a new foreplay option
Wow, I can't believe Gus Johnson is in this video. Crazy.
Ikr, thought it was clickbait.
Why can’t he just stop making Sven put him in this channel
iT’s HiS cHanNel, duMbAsS.
wow that is so crazy !!!
Man i hate when sven lets that guy on, he should just make his own channel already
The crab picture is actually a crab boiled in pepsi the dude said he wanted rain and the only way to get it was to make god cry
I went to high school with the guy who wrote “ground zero for covid-19” lmao
@@MostlyLost lol, that strip club is like 20 miles from my house , and Steve was in my high school graduating class
the way gus keeps looking into your soul while sven is reading is terrifying
they both do it!! brotherly hypnotism i swear
Four Corners, Wisconsin. There are 3 buildings in that whole town and 2 of them are strip joints. They are located across the street from each other. The best review from one place was “Go across the street for a better time”
Why does Gus look like a 30 year old man but his brother looks like he’s 19
Well Sven *is* 20-21 so that explains some of it. Gus is 26 so he’s not too far from 30
Because that’s pretty much how old they are.
Svens mic is crisp asf. You can even hear scratching.
it's not that bad
@@evasmojang I'm saying it's so fucking good
@@brbrbrbbrbr4999 Oh LMAO, I must have read something wrong. When you said scratching, I thought you meant it was bad lol. My bad
@@evasmojang it's okay!
@@brbrbrbbrbr4999 You too :))
That crab is not live. 100% has been boiled in Pepsi Max. Don't ask me how I know
I see you're a fellow appreciator of true gourmet cuisine
Crab a la Peb Maximum, also known as CRAB IN PEPSI MAX!
"In this video I will teach you how to cook crab. Crab is healthy and tasty. This is a french recipe because I studied cooking in French. But I was too good at cooking French food so I had to call the other chefs Belgians because they weren't worthy of being called French. They agreed. That's just how good I was at cooking."
*cough*KillianExperience*cough*
Maximum taste, zero sugar
No one is talking about "You go for the stripper, you stay for the shitter"
i feel like we need to talk about how gus stares directly into the camera for several consecutive moments while sven reads the reviews
“the wild wild midwest” would be such a good emo album title
No it wouldn't
Sounds more like a country song
@@paul-ye3ut i mean considering “midwest emo” is literally a subgenre of emo
@@michaeledwards6683 omg what has the emo scene become then
@@paul-ye3ut midwest emo was mostly popular in the 90’s with bands like american football and cap n jazz
"I'm going back into the small town strip clubs" is a legendary statement
"They were nice people, every single one of them."
"Unfortunately I spent all my money and I can't seem to find my car..."
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest TH-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear disc
@@AxxLAfriku You have 23k subs why are you self promoting dawg 🐕
@@AxxLAfriku
lol you’re breaking a youtube rule by doing that
@@AxxLAfriku Guys trust me the channel of youtube MEGASTAR AxxL is not to be overlooked. He posts the funniest and most insightful content.
@@AxxLAfriku You always self promote, just stfu man.
you guys feel like my cool older brothers or cousins or something like it just feels like whenever you’re just making these sit down videos when your family it just feels like i’m with friends, and i really needed that rn. thank you gus and sven for the comfort :)
I love how Gus is just the orange haired hill billy then Sven is the average 20 year old. A perfect duo
sven's microphone really puts in perspective how bad gus's is
I think it's more that Gus records in a room that has a lot of echo. The mic doesn't sound too terrible to me.
What, you mean because it was set so sensitive that it could pick up the wrinkling of his clothes?
@@AxxLAfriku Jesus I forgot you Exsisted for like the 5th time
they are different types is what it sounds like, sven's might be better but it doesn't have a good pop filter or isnt tuned very well his laugh can sound really loud and it picks up background stuff a bit
@@kryph1 Same, I always forget about his existence and then I'll find another one of his comments somewhere....
Fargo resident chiming in to say the Red River Zoo has no hippos.
Oh great, so that dirtbag has yet to even go to that zoo? That’s it; I’m unsubscribing from his Patreon.
Moorhead resident confirming this as well
Another Moorhead resident confirming the red river zoo indeed sucks and doesn’t even have one hippo
Near Fargo resident here. Can confirm. No hippos.
Its pretty boring there
The LumberYard, I see why he confused it with a wood store.
I speak for the entire Midwest when I say, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
As a wisconsin kid, I love you guys and your roasting of the midwest with a passion. Also, Public Pools would be a good idea
oh my gosh, public pools would be so funny
I gotta imagine that Old People Homes and Daycare facilities have some of the best reviews, maybe check some of those out. Adult toy stores are probably pretty funny too, and my last suggestion would be Dental Offices.
Body pillow reviews are some rare gems. A mix of wholesome and depressing loneliness.
Police Station and prison reviews are a diamond mine.
Drag bars
“Tid-die hairs” KILLED me
Sven: “Mom said you have to share TH-cam.”
Gus: “No it’s my turn to TH-cam.”
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.
Um... You’re going to be waiting a while.
@@caydenlewis3518 :O
Sponge Bob and Patrick, Coke n hoes
@@xavierouellet3748 I never heard of hoes being into Coca Cola :O
@@shoogur3920 Oh yeah coca cola..😂
There’s a strip club near my college that’s notorious for being more than a little tacky. Some guy I met my first semester told me about his visit there after his 18th birthday. There was a rumor going around his high school that a 1 legged stripper performer on Thursdays. So he goes in and waits. Just when he’s about to give up, someone comes out on the stage and gives a brief introduction speech for the next girl. The small crowd goes nuts.
Sure enough..... a one legged stripper.
Former stripper here. I would go nuts too. That shit is hard enough with both legs.
yo that’s cool af. pole dancing with one leg?!
That's impressive.
What a legend (emphasize on the leg end )
A one-legged stripper is definitely impressive.
Side note: Upon writing this comment I realized that I know not one, but two burlesque dancers who use wheelchairs.
I was so happy to see this pop up! I love these. Occasionally I’ll just queue them all up and watch them again. Thanks for making this, boys!
I really like these Gus.I enjoy your longer form content and your curations (of reviews and/or other things) are always a pleasure.
Gus: flirts
Sabrina: So you have chosen, *d e a t h*
She attac
@Tubbo Time well you watch tubbo so i'm pretty sure your humor is pretty bad
Man you are everywhere... do you make a Cuban child everyday to write these comments?
That crab picture was from someone who wasn't getting much rain in his area, he decided the best way to make it rain was to commit a sin so bad he made god cry. His solution was to boil a crab in Pepsi Max and put it in a baguette
It's Kilian Experience. He also made a video about it
Did it work
You’re such a good brother. Your whole family is so kind! ❤️
The sheer panic in Gus’s face when Sven says “Sabrina!” Looked almost real lol
For anyone wanting to know, there’s a strip club in my state that’s named like a place that sells wood. Their slogan is, where real men go to get wood. Funny enough as a kid, I wasn’t sure if that place sold wood or not when I heard that on the radio.
I knew as soon as I heard the review its the strip club from my home state lmao
We're in the comments... We can say The Lumberyard (I even found the review 😂)
Oh my god. Out of curiosity, went to check the reviews on strip clubs in my area just to laugh and realized that's exactly where you were pulling these reviews from.
gus and sven discovering the pepsi crab sandwich is the best thing I've seen in a while
Small town karate “do-joe’s.” There’s gold in them hills boys
I never laughed so hard before the flirt part towards the beginning and Gus yelling no with the rage of Zeus after Sven almost tattled on him to Sabrina
Your shirt is the carpet everybody had when they were 7
Jack Stella I really have the urge to drive hot wheels across his shirt.
when gus smiles, i do too, it’s so darn contagious
I love these, these are the best
imagine not having seen gus or sven before and a video called "small town strip club reviews" pops up in your recommended
That’s how I discovered Gus lmao
You should do public schools next. A bunch of former students complaining about bullies. It be funny
PLEASE
You guys always make me laugh and brighten my day. Keep up the great work
I love their mom so much cause naming her kids Gus and Sven is so different yet perfect
Imagine being the Johnson sister and bringing home a significant other to her brothers, gustav, Sven and Thor and they are FUNNY
Id be very intimidated.
I'm pretty sure you're talking about The Lumberyard. You'd be surprised how many times i've heard ads for it on the radio.
They are, I looked up the reviews and saw the one in the video. I knew it had to be the lumberyard, their slogan is forever stuck in my head because of their constant radio ads
@@Emoore4207 midwest high five!
Awh fellow Iowan! I miss that place
Holy shit I remember hearing that ad too, are you from Iowa?
"Where real men go to get wood!"
Kinda an Iowan joke to pretend like you're going to get 2x4s from the Lumberyard.
Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!
make more of these! there is endless awesome content!
BY THE WAY: The crab picture is a kinda popular 'cursed image' meme. its not from that strip club lmao
Yes it originates from the channel the Kilian Experience
That crab picture is from Killian Experience, he boiled that crab in pepsi max for 2 hours so it's definitely not alive.
thats novice shit right there. Everyone knows you gotta use Coke Zero, otherwise the bread will look all shitty
EYY I LOVE KILLIAN
Love these videos, look up Prison/Jail reviews there are some pretty funny ones out there. Thanks for content
Your small town review videos are the best.
“Other than that decent place to go”
Something tells me No Sir doesn’t really care about Tim’s feelings at all
6:15 The crab is not alive. It’s from a KilianExperience reddit post / video. The odd color is because it was boiled in cola.
Pepsi*
@@hans-christianhorne2427 MAX*
I look so forward to these
You guys are hilarious. I’d love a small town jail/prison reviews video😂
I looked it up out of curiosity so, I present to you, 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 King James Version:
1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
I don't understand anything I just read.
So it is a piece of scripture, telling us what the scripture says and to believe in it. A bit repetetive for my taste. But thanks for sharing.
I think that account was just to review bomb the clubs
@Descartes' Apparition I'm sorry I have to ask. Where did you get this information?
@@zanemob1429 he got it from the holy texts.
I hate when mom makes me share a youtube video with someone else!
These videos inspired me to go out and look at reviews near my area.
You guys have similar laughs and every time you are laughing at the same time it is the funniest thing ever, thanks for making my day😇
5:03 don't call me out like that...
Lol
@Cheryl Romine no lol
Nice to see you Svending time with your brother
Please keep making more of these
Gus: I'll never tell
Sven: sabrina!
Gus: *is wearing headphones*
NOOOOOOOO
Yo, when you put up that review where the guy said he accidentally took his kids there looking for firewood, I was like "Did this guy misunderstand The LumberYard?" and then you said based on the name that you might think you could get lumber there and I was like "Oh for sure, he's talking about the LumberYard" and then I did a search for that review, and you were totally talking about the LumberYard. I've never been, but I'm from Iowa, and it's like, our most famous strip joint, never could have imagined it would pop up in a Gus Johnson video.
Oh my god. The "lumber" one was in my home town, knew exactly what you were talking about, looked it up, and found the review. i'm shocked. oh the poor midwest.
Always fun to recognize a place in these vids
Smoking in the boys room?
No.
Weeping in the strip club?
Yes.