r/IDontWorkHereLady - Raging Karen ATTACKS My Daughter! I'm a COP.
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- r/IDontworkherelady - OP is shopping in a store with her friend (both cops) when an entitled Karen is causing trouble! When she refuses to stop, OP and her intervene and the Karen ends up making the mistake of a lifetime!
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Karen's kid recognized an officer at a glance. Pretty sure we know where all Karens braincells went...
They may have skipped a generation
probably the best thing to ever happen to that kid. if she's that aggressive over TP, i can only imagine what she is like behind closed doors.
@MI girl Well the OP did say Crazy Lazy was clearly on something...even if it was an overdose of stupid.
Probably more associated with frequent encounters with police. If the lady acts like that to strangers who won't help her, I fear what living hell her children had to endure.
Probably the kid knew from experience seeing his mom arrested.
That lady that broke the little girls arm had to be on something. She was a danger to society. There's absolutely no reason you should ever put your hands on an employee.
And never put your hands on another person's child, unless to save them from getting hit by traffic, or to save them from any other kind of danger.
scary thing is if she does that to a little kid she does not know, she might be abusive to her own kids at her home
@@nathanchristopher2677 I’d say there’s an extremely high probability of that
Altru, but what's also true is that the woman is lucky to be alive. Attempting to use a weapon on an officer is justification for them to use deadly force - _especially_ when her boyfriend was also attempting to attack her. BFF held considerable restraint in that situation.
Anyone. End of statement, do not put your hands on anyone. You will get in legal trouble if you do, regardless of who started it.
She actually broke a child's arm?! What the hell?! Behind bars? Good riddance.
@ Brenden....The crazy lady will learn new forms of unpleasant physical assault. Seems that prisoners have this thing about people who harm kids??
It should be a long time for the Karen: Two counts of battery (on the woman who was supposed to be an employee), one count of child abuse (the broken arm), two counts of assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, damaging property. The Karen’s husband is really in trouble: two counts of Assault on a cop, possible assault/battery on the original woman, child abuse, and he will be deported. Not sure if the kids will have to go (might be academic as both parents will be in jail for several years).
@@2themoon863 Instead of child abuse, it would be aggravated assault on a minor, as the kids they're related to weren't threatened or harmed, but the cop's daughter got a broken arm, so
She broke a cops daughter's arm! Who wants to place bets on how many times that women 'fell down the stairs' while in custody.
@@SH-qs7ee Hope that the woman enjoys her time behind bars.
Ironic that those who scream the loudest about "entitlement" and "privilege" are always the most entitled themselves. Like that Karen who literally assaults a cop's daughter in front of her and then screams about "entrapment" when she realizes her mistake.
They are amazing aren't they? Wish I could tell a few of the stories I have.
I'm always surprised when someone attacks another person, but when it's a young child who is attacked by a grown-assed adult, I'm absolutely thunderstruck. The parents that I know would die to protect their children, and they would also kill to protect their children. I'm impressed that this police officer had the training and self control to keep herself from shooting that horrible bitch.
And yells about “racism” when the Karen is white and so are the cops and kids.
It's called narcissistic projection. Whatever they're guilty of they're certainly going to accuse their victim of.
@@sparkplug1018 Would you please? I love hearing about people’s crazy stories and misadventures 😊
Story 1:
As soon as it switched over the the guy I would have played it off like.
"Sir, I have no idea what you are talking about, this lady keeps calling me and I keep telling her this is the wrong number. I have no idea who Lucy is. This time she started ranting on about something about overtime, and $15 an hour? I don't know but could you please tell her she has the wrong number and to stop calling me."
Play innocent, keep Lucy's name clear, point out the woman called the wrong number after being told it is the wrong number, then went off her rocker at some stranger she woke up in the middle of the night.
I agree because this may have gotten Lucy fired and she didn't do anything wrong.
Much better answer OP 😊👍👍
Exactly protect Lucy. And get crazy Terri all the trouble.
Yup, the way op ended this call was the only thing that rubbed me the wrong way. Like he kept up the act even after the guy figured it out, like thanks op Lucy's in for hell the next day.
You all have the presence of mind to do that when getting woken up (three times) super early in the morning? Good for you. Y'all are champs.
When Karen said OP was on welfare and the baby daddy comment, I screamed out “OH HELL NO!” Karen is lucky she didn’t get a face full of the inside of a palm! I would’ve shown her ghetto real fast.
@ JOSE....It should not be wrong to FACE PALM a Karen or a Kevin who is harassing you!
Ikr?! The bigoted assumptions of people that believe all people of a certain race/ethnicity/political leaning etc MUST be on welfare and/or multiple children are absolutely moronic.
In my opinion, “you’re on welfare” shouldn’t be considered a valid insult in the first place. I know a couple people on assistance that have jobs! FULL TIME! One is a black man, one is a white woman, and they’re both responsible, sober single parents of children that were both born while each respective parent was in a stable relationship. When his girlfriend left, it took him a couple years before he needed assistance since he’d been the only source of income in the first place. When her husband left (who had forbidden her from leaving the house and forced her to be an unwilling SAHM to an autistic child he wouldn’t help), she needed emergency assistance right off the bat. They started out of necessity not because it was convenient. They use it because they need it not because they like it. Both are working hard to move “up” (for lack of better words) in life, and I find them both INCREDIBLY admirable. Two of the most hard-working, motivated people I know are both on welfare.
Are there issues within the system that need to be addressed? *Absolutely!* Are there some people that abuse the system? *Absolutely!* But it is not dependent on race/political leaning/etc. Lazy a-holes that take advantage of assistance/programs offered exist in all the “categories” people create.
As for the “baby-daddy” insult, that is yet another insult that is ridiculous. Unless a woman is BLATANTLY talking about wanting/liking to have baby daddies, no one can actually *know* a stranger simply by looking at them. It’s uncalled for and flat-out stupid. I’ve also found that many women who accuse/taught others for having “baby daddies” often have at least one themselves, so I always found that a bit amusing.
I've had an abortive exchange like that. I promptly interrupted with, "Listen, you incompetent, myopic, anencephalic arboreal misanthrope, I'll first have you know that my petty cash exceeds your net worth by a factor of at least five and I do quite enjoy ending the prosperity of creatures like you, whom I thought were quite long extinct!". The tirade then degenerates, but all in a fine, clear US Army NCO's command voice.
I prefer my Karens well seared by my dragon's breath. They quickly scurry off to go assault a machine gun nest or something perceived safer, such as playing with fire in a pool of gasoline in the middle of the freeway during rush hour.
Away from me being the goal, I'm quite satisfied. Such encounters are rare, as one good glower typically causes them to seek easier game, such as an angry wood chipper.
And then see that lady get charged with battery for slapping someone. No amount of words will justify assault and battery over words.
@@LonelyWolfe42 That is why you say things to the Karen to prompt them to swing first, its not that hard - then when the Karen inevitably acts out because you have gravely insulted them, you are just defending yourself.
Now Karens are assaulting the children of police officers, they just keep getting crazier and crazier with every story
Well, that story did take place 2 years ago when the pandemic really set into motion. Crazy times equals crazy people, after all.
@@Kelaiah01 That's still no excuse for her vile actions.
fr. attack the cops, not their families who are most likely being abused by said cop.
@@Kualinar I didn't say it was an excuse. The original comment said "Now Karens are..." as if this story were recent, and I was pointing out that it wasn't.
If the Karens keep "that" up then they will be accidentally dead!
Story 3: I hope that crazy lady's kids are actually in a better home and she's lost parental rights. If she's that violent with people she could be violent with kids.
Since the incident occurred with police actually present, I'm guessing that even if she didn't completely lose parental rights, there will be a long drawn out process, including courts, to get the kids back. (Not saying this wouldn't happen if cops hadn't been involved from the get go, but cops are, for obvious reasons, mandated reporters. But their involvement and the fact that injuries were sustained to the cop's child, make even more compelling arguments than just witnessing the aftermath.)
'Could be'? She literally *was* violent with a child, she broke the little girl's arm!
Lucy coming back to work on Monday be like: "Why is everyone glaring at me with a death stare?" XD
It would have been even funnier if OP told Terry that Lucy was getting $15 an hour by banging the boss at work. Those co-worker stares on Monday would have been priceless.
@@davidcox3076 you think it would have been funny for the OP to slander an innocent person even more? And thoroughly increase the chance of one, now maybe even two people losing their jobs? You think it's funny to play games with peoples lives?
@@davidcox3076Pretty sure that prick did enough damage to a stranger for his own petty amusement. It perturbs me how many people don't see that that OP was very much being a Ken by willfully trying or at least risking to destroy a stranger's livelihood because some idiot disturbed his majesty's shuteye.
Tl;DR: OP1 is a twat too.
I feel pretty bad for Lucy. Hope she didn't get any trouble
Glad the Karen's kids don't have to deal with such a violent. And Imagine poor little Lucy walking into work on Monday💀💀
My God the list of charges that lady and her BF from the third story are facing must be long as hell, I wouldn't even know where to begin
Assault on a minor (I assume the first girl was between 16-18) x 3
Assault and battery
Assault on a peace officer
Attempted murder of a peace officer
Resisting arrest
Child abuse
.......
Idk that's all off the top of my head
don't forget
Harassment
Attempted theft (she tried to bash the officer with store property)
causing a public disturbance
honestly even if the karen was right and they WERE workers that still doesn't give them the right to treat them like slaves
such a pity the 2 lady Cops didn't appear to be carrying Tazers I'm sure watching the Karen flop about like a dying fish would have made the other shoppers day
Haha, Karen goes flopping like a fish. If they were carrying tasers, that Karen would have “gotten the SHIT shocked out of her”
Tazers don't make you flop around, you tense up and kinda just fall over
I feel sorry for Lucy. unless she's a Karen....OP mightve gotten her into hot water. for all we know Lucy's boss called wrong number...now thanks to OP....she's probably going to be fired or the most hated woman at work.
Yeah ... no.
Terry dialed the wrong number. Twice. And she immediately assumed the sleepy guy on the other end of the line was her female worker named Lucy.
And even after being pranked/bullshitted by OP for several minutes, the cogs in her head do not even try turning.
Can't deny the possibility of nasty rumors spreading, but a totally unbelievable one like earning more than the managers at a store certainly is not among the ones that are the most prominent.
Since the general manager was present and even active on the call, the only person likely to see repercussions is Terry.
The whole point of the story is that they called the wrong number
Well the fact they were calling Lucy indicates either she was supposed to come in or they had had issues with her coming on in the weekends. The *only* time I ever got a call like that was when I got my days mixed up and thought it was my day off.
@@Maximara
Or a manager F*** Up.
Or a coworker called out.
Or an emergency "All Hands On Deck!" issue at the company/store.
That Lucy is supposed to be part of the solution does not automatically mean Lucy was the cause.
The tone which Terry "greeted" OP on the phone with neither is an indication of Lucy's fault nor that it isn't.
It likely is not, though.
Wannabe/new managers often have an aura of (false) self-importance.
@@Maximara or they wanted her to work extra….
Before everything hit the fan, I had ended up with extra TP because it had been on sale. My BF had jokingly asked if we were stocking for the apocalypse. You can guess what happened barely a few weeks after that. Lucky me, that was one thing I didn't have to worry about through the worst of it.
Sam's shopper. Also learned years ago to keep certain items in stock at home. I already had two large bundles of TP. Never ran out. Strange thing, the day before the panic buying, I was stocking up on coffee (I keep around 30 lbs in my pantry), and the workers were removing all of it. Along with the TP. I asked why, they had no clue. So I picked up two large cans of coffee, and another bundle of TP. Next day, nobody could find any.
As one of my friends put it: "It makes it hard to breathe, it doesn't make you s**t."
I happened to buy a large amount of TP just before the pandemic, by chance.
I've had phone calls like that first OP did...
I deal with it by LOUDLY telling the moron they have the wrong number and I'm not the person they're trying to reach...
If/when they don't listen, I grab one of those horns on a compressed air can you can get in the Party Supply section of the Dollar Store and blow it directly into the microphone, then hang up...
I've only had one of them call back...he didn't like getting the air horn a second time and apparently got the message because he didn't call a 3rd time...
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BRILLIANT!! ROFL ill have to get me one of those.
@@nonnativenarnian Get 2 or 3, they don't last long...
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@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan Just get yourself a pea whistle. They're just as loud and they last about as long as your lungs do. Maybe longer. :) ;)
@@melkiorwiseman5234 I don't have a lot of endurance and can't blow hard for long so I use an artificial set of lungs (the compressed air can) instead...
I don’t think that last woman was actually a Karen. I think she was just very distracted and very oblivious. Kudos to her for not starting anything when she realized she was wrong.
Yeah Im guessing she probably went in and seeing someone with the tongs and everything thought it was a worker instead of self serve. A bit of ignorance but not really Karen behavior.
And why I always get off the phone if I'm going into a place I expect to be interacting with others.
She likely would have seen the self serve, or at least give tge person enough time to tell her "um, not how this place works"
One of my favorite pastry shops is ran much like this, the only case you have to get help with is the cakes.
Yes the last one was a karen. Just a more observant one.
I mostly assume that bakeries don't have a self-service system. Maybe the woman was not from that area and assumed the same. Especially since she's distracted she didn't notice the sign.
At least she realized it
Horrible thing to do to Lucy. She might lose her job over this guy's prank and have no idea what happened. He's a total jerk.
I agree…
It's not OP's fault that Terry didn't pay attention when he said he didn't work there and that Terry got the wrong number. In fact, if Lucy gave them the wrong number in the first place, it's HER fault.
@@DarkEinherjar Or maybe it was misdialed and not Lucy’s fault at all?
@@DarkEinherjar that’s IF Lucy gave the wrong number. There are ppl who misread numbers and call the wrong places twice in a row too. I’ve been “dyslexic” sometimes when REMEMBERING them if they’re not on paper. She could’ve written it correctly and Terry could’ve punched the number in wrong. Just another perspective on this. 😊
@@DarkEinherjar Except when the manager (Bill) picked up they carried on with the fiction. Once they got to that point it stopped being about Terry being a Karen and *them* becoming a jerk.
That first story… time to start messing with the caller. “Lucy is dead now.”
Lucy...? Oh _that_ Lucy, thank you for informing me, we've been trying to find our escaped clones for a solid decade of time traveling now! If you could double check the phone number it should make the exposure less threatening for you innocent bystanders.
“Wrong Lucy, I’m Lucifer and I’m busy torturing souls and due to you annoying me, you’re going to hell when you die. I will make sure to put you on the list”
@@H-to-O 🤣
yeah, Lucy died of overwork.
Yes, Lucy has been eliminated as you asked. Now, how do I hide the body? Indian scammers lose their shit on that one.
The wrong number story brought back a memory from my childhood. Im an ol’ bat now and remember things like party lines and phone numbers that started with a word and then 4 digits. I was around 5 so back in 1964! The phone rings and i answer and i barely get out a hello before a lady starts screaming at me. I tell her she had the wrong number and hang up. The phone rings again , and i answer again. Screams like a banshee came from that old phone so i just hung up. It rang again and this time she was coherent enough to explain her problem. It seem my goats had escaped and were eating her entire garden. Now mind you, we lived in what back then was considered the city of a small town and i had never seen a goat much less owned some. She was screaming out all the names of her flowers as they were consumed to the ground. This had taken up 30 minutes of my play time outside and i could waste anymore time on it. So when she took a deep breath I very politely told her: “Ma’am, thank you for calling to let me know. Just send them home when they are done.” She screamed as I hung up. She didnt call back. My mother came inside to see what was going on and asked me who was that? I told her it was a lady with our goats eating her garden so i told her to send them home when they were done. Then i ask Moma when are we getting the goats? She laugh so hard she almost lost her control of her bladder! One of the few times i think i made her proud of me.🤪‼️ She told that story for years!
That is an awesome story! You should post it on reddit! 🤣
Quite an amusing anecdote, I love it 😁
@@tiffanygrayThank so much! I can barely get through TH-cam🤪 and that took me years!i can’t even think about Reddit! 🤦🏻♀️
Awesome story - I too remember party lines. Boy were those goats in trouble.
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#3 That crazy female thing that attacked the cop's daughter? I hope it got hit with the maximum possible jail term and then some.
Sorry, I shall refuse to use words indicating that the female creature is anything resembling a homo sapiens.
Just hearing the story made my blood pressure shoot up and now I'm typing this with trembling hands.
That was REALLY crazy one, attacking children is bad, good thing those 2 we're cops, they won't be getting off easy and they deserve it, I'm betting it's not the first they've behaved that way cuz ppl don't press charges cuz they don't want to deal with it, that's not doing the world any favors by letting Karen and Karen like behavior slide, always press charge in hopes the next guy doesn't get a broken arm for simply shopping for food!
On the flip side, the next encounter may not wait before squeezing off rounds when Karen tries to break their arm. After all, I would be very surprised if she learns anything from this stint in prison, so there probably will be a next time anyways.
Not an ideal situation, but she's starting trouble where there doesn't need to be any. She's sowing the breeze, so she can reap the whirlwind.
Hey, as a person with quite bad IBS, I truly feared not being able to get toilet paper. I'd go to the store and there wouldn't be any. At one point I had to use paper towels, not recommended for anyone whose sit-upon is already painful.
To those who hoarded toilet paper without good reason, like having a bowel disease, or condition/syndrome, but instead you stockpiled just incase. I want to say, thanks a lot for making many people's lives more difficult.
I have IBS and so does my grandmother. We were seriously worried about not having enough because everyone else wanted to build fortresses with packs of toilet paper. I feel your pain. We ended up having to pay insane prices for like emergency deliveries and stuff. It sucked. My grandma now has an unhealthy relationship with toilet paper.
“Some people have crack. I have toilet paper!” Actual quote. 2020 was insane.
Absolutely this! Honestly, people are heinous sometimes.
I have IBS too. At the start I had a tiny bit of back stock but not enough, having just had a bad time. Little poor old lady ahead of me at the dollar store didn't even know about the pandemic yet, not a TV or online type I guess. So I gave her half my allotted amount since they were now out. That was literally one day before my state locked down. She wasn't going to be able to get more soon and I knew she was old enough to remember the 1940's. She didn't deserve to do without because of greed. Not after going through the second world war with the hateful greed that caused it. The memory of that lady's look of relief and thankfulness was worth the years of teasing in school for my IBS. I hope you all gathered some good memories too, not just images of the bad in people. Much love. 💕 ive
I don't have IBS, but other health issues cause "emergencies" on a semi-regular basis. I'm STILL paranoid since all that craziness. I always make sure I keep enough for 2 months at all times now!😂
Clipboards are crazy attractive to people. One evening many years ago, I was doing a newspaper crossword. On a clipboard because newspapers are floppy. The apartment building fire alarms went off. I put on my shoes and coat, grabbed my purse and puzzle, went outside and sat down on a bench. Very few building residents evacuated. So there I am working on my puzzle when the fire trucks and police showed up. They headed straight to me, to ask what was happening. They thought I was building management. Because of the clipboard. Crazy.
Edited for spelling.
Easiest way into a construction site. Just get a hard hat and a clipboard. Same at hospital just instead of a hard hat and a clipboard get a small cooler/lunch box.
I hope you frankly told them, 'uh, well, the fire alarm went off.'
Hardly any building residents evacuated during the alarm? Hope that it never sounds for an actual fire.
Many years ago, there was a big fire on Main Street, cordoned off by police lines. I had grabbed my factory hardhat before heading to the scene, and was able to cross the lines repeatedly and assist in a small way.
Story 3: Wow! I'm glad that the insane woman was arrested. Attacking an innocent woman, brandishing a weapon at a police officer and shoving a child. Whew! Wonder how long she got.
I'm glad that that innocent woman and the little girl are alright, shaken but alright. Glad that Child Services got those kids out of that household.
Not just shaken, but actually injured. The girl who was just shopping got cut up and was bleeding, and the poor kid had her arm broken. Those two lady officers showed a ton of restraint, considering what the loony did. A civilian parent more than likely would have gone ballistic on her for assaulting their child.
@@diannelavoie5385
Oop. My mistake.
Pastry Karen is DEFINITELY a Karen, even if she was decent enough to recognise it in the end and shame herself accordingly. She didn't ask politely, she didn't stick around to wait for the person to put the pastries in a box for her, nor did she say thank you when they brought the box to the till, all because she couldn't be bothered to get off her phone and be respectful. I'm telling you this behaviour does not go down well in Europe, and in England there'd be audible tutting!!
I walked into a 711 to find a woman angrily jabbing at her phone and yelling at the cashier that "chimichangas ARE burritos!!!" Apparently she'd googled it, which made me laugh. The dirty look I got just made me laugh harder, but the huffing on her way out and returning to TRY to slam the door a second time cracked me up so much I almost forgot why I came in. Needless to say the cashiers couldn't hold back their smiles as I approached the counter. Sometimes a Karen can make everyone's day better.
I freaking lived thru the toilet paper hoarding, I work in retail, my local shopping centre where I work ran out of paper, my work was selling some to cover for those who couldn't get it, mostly elderly or disabled, we were able to get supplies in but thanks to 4 customers giving us abuse from threats to name calling, we stopped, second time toilet paper hoarding started we didn't do it, we even took the rolls we had off shelves to hide out back, if any elderly came to ask we can hand it out, but if anyone who wouldn't struggle finding rolls had to go elsewhere, we were taking abuse for doing our jobs, downside made me feel like shit having the abuse hurled at me, upside my boss allowed me to hurl it back without repercussions, had one customer call me a degenerate for selling the toilet that's the nicest way I could say what he was calling me, I turnt around and called him a dumbass who doesn't know what he's going on about, shamed him in front of everyone by calling him out on him saying we're well pieces of scum for giving toilet paper to elderly people and not him, and he tried to inform my manager who wasn't there that day, asked for my assistant manager, for which I gladly smiled and responded with how may I help you today sir, as Im the assistant manager and those who commonly shop at the local shopping centre I work at know I'm nice and respectful, piss me off and mistreat me, I'll do the same back, get what you give to others.
Story 2: I wish I could come up with a statement so witty on-the-spot like OP. My wit is always hours or days later.
I was deceased at "Stewie Griffin". 🤣🤣🤣
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Yup, that's me. Always behind with the clever or scathing comeback.
Ooo, Karen knows the owner. Somebody needs to tell her that there's a whole subreddit where people claim to know the owner.
She broke a child's ARM?! I hope he does wind up being deported, and she winds up NEVER getting a man, again!
Also, I hope she loses custody of those poor children of hers. They deserve better, and she shouldn't EVER have custody of ANY poor, innocent child, ever again! She's HORRIBLE!
7:00 😂😂😂 I'm dead
a local radio dj/host here apologized for his conduct at a store the other year. he saw some guy at the store pushing a cart full of TP, soap ect(all the out of stock everybody's hoarding items). he yelled at him for hoarding all the items when there where people that needed to buy them as well. Then he noticed that the items where on one of the big store stock carts that employees use to hold large amounts of items to restock the shelves. he then slunk away realizing he had been yelling at the guy trying to restock the items that where in demand.
Why do all Karens have the apparent mental capacity as a toddler? Actually that's an offense to toddlers 😂
Karen's are where brain cells go when they die.
How about pull a reverse card and accuse Karen being a Wal-Mart employee and watch "its" brain short circuit while running away crying in embarrassment.
it should be legal for karens to be subjected to citizens arrest, they are clearly a menace to society, and some even dangerous as shown in story 3; yeah sometimes there are honest mistakes due to attire, or someone really needs help and can't find an employee, but that doesn't give grounds for harassment when said person tells you they don't work there.
In my state, it would have been legal for an armed bystander to shoot Karen, in order to protect the lady she was assaulting. The law has provisions for using deadly force to protect others who are in imminent danger to life & limb. And, from the description given, that lady was most certainly in imminent danger.
@@TheAttacker732 A damn shame that laws like these vary state from state, these days it seems like laws do more to protect criminals rather than victims especially here in California.
I wouldn’t have jeopardized Lucy’s job like that.
Yeah that dude probably fucked up Lucy’s job or at least made shit REALLY difficult for her when she was actually contacted or came into work next.
I feel sorry for Lucy that has to come into that hot mess
Wanna get wrong numbers off the phone quicker than anything else? Sing "Wrong Number" to the tune of "Baby Shark".
Number 4 had me laughing as I am 195cm (6'5") tall, 130kg and with a head like a Mongolian Trotting Duck. I have memories of people spinning around then having to stop and look up. Shuts them up every time.
You sound Hella imposing! Would you share a selfish with us?
If what OP said in the second story is exactly word for word. Then I applaud her for making such a creative insult.
Yeah, that one sounded like what she wanted to say vs what she did.
@@gilded_lady Some people are legitimately charismatic and vocally-competent. There's a chance the OP said something like that to Karen's face.
Why she gotta do Stewie like that😅😂
The Karen in "Time Out" was SO funny!! Wasn't mean or nasty - just a fun ending!!
As an ex cashier yeah we had fights during the beginning of the pandemic on crazy lady tried to hit one of my mangers who was 70 with a wine bottle because we Dident have something she wanted do to the pandemic. Yeah shit got real that’s no where near the only violent customer we had to deal with.
Yeah people got stupid crazy during it all. And I still don't understand the hoarding.
@@sparkplug1018 Me neither. If people only got what they needed to get them through to their next shopping trip, there wouldn't have been issues. The manufacturers could still have kept up enough.
Well there was that woman in Ontario Canada who set fire to the entire toilet paper isle in a Walmart, causing $3 million in damages, because I believe they were out of something she wanted. So Karen's can be completely out of their minds with their entitlement.
Article please?
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@@Battleship009 I googled the part about setting toilet paper on fire on Walmart, and noticed multiple articles about it. So many people decided to do that.
@@BorgAssimilator Why would they start fire with toilet paper though? 🤔
The plastics in toy section will get you a bigger fire. 😡
... wait, I forgot to take my meds ... 😥
Not happy with that first story. OP probably got an innocent woman fired.
OP probably didn't get an innocent woman fired. The GM acknowledged that the person on the other end didn't sound like Lucy. If anything the psycho manager who kept screaming over the phone at not-Lucy might've been reprimanded. Lucy should be perfectly safe.
not so innocent....if you cant give your work your correct phone number
@@ghostwriter720 It is much more likely that they dialed it wrong. If it was handwritten, maybe they read it wrong.
Really doesn’t make sense to automatically assume she gave the wrong number since doing that wouldn’t benefit her at all. Give them a wrong number on purpose so they call it once, find out it’s the wrong #, and confront her on it? Or she accidentally gave a wrong # because she just got a new phone and countless people don’t remember their number after having to go over it again and again. A mistake like that may mean she’s slightly scatter-brained or is slightly irresponsible or has a poor memory; it doesn’t have anything to do with being “guilty.”
First OP was an undeniable AH. Well, at least he taught... something... to someone... for some reason. Not sure what it was, but he sure got ‘em!
@@ghostwriter720 are you really trying to defend the Karen? Are you not familiar with people dialing the wrong number? Are you telling me you have never gotten a number wrong? What motivation would employ you have to give a false number for their work? You know, the place that gives them money that allows them to afford to live? Your type of people that tries to make it seem that anyone who got screwed over is guilty of something somewhere so that in some way they deserved what happened to them are the worst.
Walmart story, weather your hubby works there or not Noone should be speaking to him or any other employee that way , you handled her alot nicer than I would have !.Good for you for standing up for your hubby !! The crazy lady story, she needs alot more than Assault charges !! You don't touch anyone especially a child !! My daughter, mom and Grandma are also Beautiful Gingers ! 😍 They were for sure on something and deserve whatever charges they get.
Here we are three years down the road from initial lockdown. Stores are still not fully stocked on many items and prices have gone through the roof.
Okay, 1st story had me laughing my ass off mostly because at 5am I wouldn't be that awake enough to come up with those responses. Absolutely brilliant.
3rd story: Ahh, its amazing how even though its been 2 years the panic buying of everything TP related was insane. I also enjoyed the justice almost every place that sold TP dispensed on the hoarders in the weeks following: We're sorry but we will no longer accept TP related items as returns regardless i.e. You bought it, you're going to use it so suck eet.
The TP dilemma is not over yet. Where I live, I float among 10 different chains that all sell TP ..... name brands, store brands, "off brands: and "way, way, off brands" and all of the stores either go through spells of next to no paper products (TP, paper towels, paper napkins, facial tissues, etc), so periods of it being pretty much hit or miss as to which brands and what ilk of products are on the shelves, to all the of the shelves packed with all products with overflow stacked sky high if they have an extra shelf for overflow ...... and all of the stores' paper product shelves are tagged with with signs below each and every product regarding purchasing limits ...... and their check out lines are monitored to prevent exceeding those limits ...... and the make it stick with a simple "you will comply with the purchasing limits or you will be escorted out of the store" ..... I have heard the speech and heard huffing and puffing, but no arguing back because they know the police (if they were to be called) will simply give them the option of leaving the store with or without the pretty silver bracelets.
Remember a LONG time ago when Johnny Carson made a joke and sent people into panic buying of the TP? He tried to esplain on his very next show but the damage was done!
I still can't understand why in the west(EU&USA) hoarding Toilet paper, TP is better option to stock than Rice/Dried noodle(or pasta) + canned good ?
and did you guy know thing called bidet? use bidet to clean and TP to wipe dry. after your ass know bidet you can't go back to just TP again.
when Virus hit first thing I stock is Long shelf life food, well it's just 10kg of rice, pack of ramen, pack of canned foods and frozen meat.
well there're small group in asia hoarding TP too but it's not on west level. just empty shelf for 2 weeks and it's back to normal
In late February of 2020, just prior to the "Great Loo Roll Hoard of 2020," I went to Costco and bought one of those 36-roll packs of Scott Tissue. In my house, one of those packs lasts nearly 6 months and this one lasted almost into August. As a result, I never had to hunt for TP and by the time I needed it again, the panic was over and it was once again available.
Strange how those things work out . . .
The 2nd OP killed me!!! I laughed out loud when OP went off on Karen!!! 🤣🤣
Honestly I’m not sure why OP didn’t intervene a bit more aggressively in the third story. The Karen was hostile, had a hostage and had already violent assaulted her. That should be met with a degree of command and authority. Not respect and politeness. I guess they were just tired
This one time when I was 8 someone slapped me in the plane and told me to be quiet, or I will hit you again 10 times harder.
didn't even sayed anything. She probably thought: young child = Laud = no sleep.
First op is a jerk big time.
Walmart will fire you for that even if it isn't you. Shame on that guy and shame on you Fluff for laughing at that. I lost my job due to something something like that too. My cousin answered the phone and said he was me and told my manager to f himself. I was fired for insubordination. Not funny at all. Many retail stores don't care period it is always the employees fault.
#3 - OMG! Sure hope BFF's little one was okay - a broken arm, that poor kid was thrown hard by that monster! Hope they spent a long time and jail and her BF got deported. Just glad OP did not have to discharge weapon, but man that was close!
second story: massively wrong response of the wife. the response to calling him the next babydaddy must have been a long deep french kiss to him. and then watch the fireworks as karen blows up.
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Oh, and don't forget a nice, prominent 'bird' displayed loud and proud in the Karen's direction.
Hey fluff, I just got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and it’s hard trying not to laugh at how stupid these people are, love the videos as well
Get well soon !
Feel better!
I hope you heal well and quickly, best of luck!
OUCH! Hope that You are getting past the teeth extractions RAT KWIK!!
The officers were far nicer than anybody else would’ve been, that was asking for a fight. And the last one didn’t sound like a Karen just a bit rude and unaware of their surroundings
That third story. Holy ^^^^^^^ ^^^^....... I guess crack heroin and meth is one hell of a combo of drugs.
She's gonna go through cold turkey Hell while she sits in a cell for two counts of assaulting a minor and another count of assaulting an officer.
@@aqacefan damn dude what a rhyme. Give me some time. So that I can try. So that I won't cry.
Third story the Karen probably going to get charge with one count of assault, one count of assault on a minor, and one count of harassment while the boyfriend who's an immigrant would have being charge with interfering with an on going arrest.
@ Dark Phantom... I think that the charges will be MORE than simple "assault" ??
@@jtc1947 I agree. More like aggravated assault occasioning actual bodily harm plus aggravated assault on a minor occasioning actual bodily harm.
1st story: That was positively brilliant! I do similar stuff to scam callers, but I am not worthy to be in the same universe as the OP. I prostrate myself to his feet and grovel.
I will sometimes "moo" at them... My friend asks the man what he is wearing, in a certain way, makes them very mad.
Second story: I probably wouldn’t be that nice. My nice nasty - “want to try that again while you’re still vertical?”
Third story: even if she does work there, you assaulting her and others for any reason other than self defense, and not because they won’t give you or help you, is okay, why?
Here's a novel concept that Karen's SHOULD learn... It's a simple concept really... It's called MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! It's so simple even a 1st grader can use it. Lol. But then these stories wouldn't exist.
May I suggest an even more important concept (and advice for life)? Let go of your Expectations. An Expectation is your Imagination's fabricated Best-Case scenario. It is, indeed, not likely to happen, and therefore, NOT worthy in which to be be believed.
When an expectation pops into you head, practice Acceptance by saying the following to your Imagination: "That idea is junk and I dismiss it. I'm going to breathe . . . And accept the present moment."
Next, notice what is around you and ASK for help. Live by this: "Ask and you may receive. But demand and you get nothing."
But .. but .. the Karens in the stories were telling everyone to mind her own business ..
That last story is utterly priceless, but that’s what happens when you assume someone is there to serve you.
Story 1. Standing ovation for her use of adjectives!! ,,, totally impressed!
The crazy Karen that broke an officer’s daughter IN FRONT OF THE OFFICER while she was armed is lucky to be alive! I think that cop deserves a medal for the restraint she showed! There are several people out there that would put the woman in the ground if they saw the woman injured their daughter while they were carrying a gun!
Wow that kid in second story is smarter than his entitled mother who mistakes an cop for an security guard?!
First story: I would have that manager charged with harassment since she wouldn't stop calling.
I sympathize with OP. I was working for the Purple Heart, and got an Indian lady for a donation. I made a note that she had to have her donation picked up early. On the pick up day, she was calling every twenty minutes, starting at 7:30 a.m. It was worse when I had to shower, go to the bathroom, eat, brush my teeth, etc. I turned in a few other job applications that day, and she was still calling! My mom finally threatened to call the police if she called again. I spent the entire day trying not to have a full blown anxiety attack that day.
Loved story 2 . Some people can insult some one who so desperately deserves it, soo well!😂😂😂
2nd story; that insult was superb.. 😂
What a twist ending with the last story.
Just before the pandemic, my landlord decided to sell the house we were renting from him. The Sale went through just as the Pandemic was starting and we ended up homeless. We had a small RV for two of your younger teens and pets, and a tent for my husband, me and the oldest kid (and my dog that doesn't leave my side, she alerts me if my blood sugar gets too low, as I tend to not pay attention to it. Hypoglycemia is something I have had since I was like 7 and was taught to ignore it. Ignore the symptoms of something for 30+ years and you will need a constant reminder that its snack time, I guess). Anyhow, So since we were parked on my in-law's driveway, more of less, and using their bathroom, we bought a huge thing of cottonell... Think the 40+ triple rolls. This should of lasted at least 3 weeks. In literally 1 day it was gone. Now the In-laws do drugs and have questionable people coming and going at all hours My FIl, who doesn't go to the store (nor did his druggy friends for that matter), was like, oh stop being dramatic, just buy more. We tried our best to explain, there was no more, we were damn lucky to get the pack we had. They act like we are over exaggerating for the sake of starting drama. So, I had kept like 4 rolls in the tent, cause allergies and blowing noses... We instructed the kids to just take what they think they needd and leave the rest in the tent. So, FIL comes out to borrow scissors and made a comment about cutting up some old shirts. At first I thought nothing of it. A week past of my kids wondering WTF grandpa is doing about the bathroom cause, no tp. Well the bathrooms start backing up and immediately we are blaimed. This is when we find out they are on a septic tank, and have never once in the year they lived there did any maintenance on it. The landlord has a guy out to pump the tank, finds the clog, its tampons and pieces of t-shirts. Not only were they using shirts but they flushed them. Diaper wipes will f up your pipes, imagine what clothing does. Now the really sad part, all that tp was in his closet and could of been used, but you see it was a great quality to use to roll up meth-laced pot in... Believe me this is the tip of the iceberg of things we got blamed for and abuse we were put through. But we bought a house in another state and we are fine now.
Good thing to hear that the police officer went all world star on that Karen!
Story 2: I swear, this woman seems to be pretty detached from reality.
Third story- those poor kids, having such a pyscho mother....it's not fun
OMG I love op in story 2. Straight up savage. She is my spirit animal
Once an old lady in a store asked me about where something was that she was looking for. She knew I didn’t work there, she just asked politely. I even walked her to the right isle and shelf, since I’ve been a customer there for 10 years. She thanked me, I said it was no problem and we walk our separate way. I wish more people were like that.
Story one: well done, OP, you just trashed Lucy's job and she never did anything to you. Nice job breaking it, hero!
Soldiers don't lumber, they walk with confidence and military precision.
I still do that and I've been out for ten years and I'm disabled.
Story 3 was my favorite omg that karen got KARMA
The first story was awesome! I can't believe the guy was able to snark off so perfectly while half asleep. I'd be like, "Ok, Mr Bunny Rabbit, I'll eat the carrot. *snoooorrrreew*"
Story 1: OP definitely screwed poor Lucy over. He never explained to Bill that he wasn't talking to Lucy and just doubled down on his demands. Now, I admit that's funny as hell. But Lucy might be fired.
Story 3: Crazy Lady is extremely lucky. If I were armed and she assaulted my daughter she would be dead. That's why I don't carry a firearm. It takes a special kind of person to wield that kind of authority. I wouldn't trust myself with a gun.
Story 4: Not only do OP and his co-workers have what they need for a party, they also have an awesome story to go along with it. Also, I can attest to what OP described as "command voice." I spent ten years as an officer in the US Army. Sometimes I had to address as many as 300 people without a PA system, so I learned to project. In more intimate situations when I didn't need to be loud, I used a similar type of projection that makes my voice sound like the most important one in the room. It was a terrific skill to have. Unfortunately, I was badly injured in a car accident in 2018 and I no longer have that kind of control over my voice. I miss it.
Story 1: "That doesn't sound like Lucy, that sounds like a guy..." You'd think that would have been Terry's FIRST clue...
That first story was hilarious. Ive been waiting for a story where I can visualize someone taking off their earrings
Circa about 1975. I get several wrong number calls for a caterer. Every time it's the same girl and every time I tell her, sorry. You have the wrong number! After 3 days of this I give up. The girl that's calling is a little frantic, because she hasn't been able to speak with anybody at the caterers and wants to confirm her catering order for her wedding that weekend. So I graciously confirmed it. Ive always wondered if she had any food at her wedding?
Story 3: Jesus I hope that young woman and the daughter are ok. That Karen is an atrocious human being
The Karen who broke that child's arm is lucky to be alive. Trying to use a weapon against an officer (the jar in this case) gives justification for officers to open fire - _especially_ since the Karen's BF was also physically involved. BFF held _considerable_ restraint there and should be commended.
Lol the last story was cute- the Karens are learning!! Soon they will be Katies or something😂👍👍
The first time that finger touched my chest my line is, "That's assault, care to try for more?"
Story #3: Some Law Enforcement Agencies require their Officers/Deputies/Troopers to be able to have their gear on them in less than 2 minutes during an emergency or urgency.
If these two Officers were pulling 36 hour shifts Three Times In A Row, I could see their Agency require ALL of their Personnel being on a Stand-By Status!
"Don't stand up to him just because he is handsome" Press X to doubt, lol
Fluffy You're so awesome! I could read these on Reddit myself, but why, when your insightful commentary is worth living for? ✌ 💜 💯
I do love these "I don't work here lady" stories, but can we get another couple "I DO work here" stories?
Oh yeah I miss those stories!
I love both IDWHL subreddits 😁
Alotta people make the mistake by saying "how may I help you?" Insteadly thinks you work there with that line everytime
Anybody who has ever worked at "Smallmart" knows they don't call you when you don't show up. And if a manager/coach ever does call you, it's not from a room full of your coworkers.
Story 3: When a confusion and a lack of TP leads to injury, arrest, and potential deportation. Great job, lady. You just ruined your own and BF's life
BF messed himself up as soon as he tried to interfere. Bye, bye dummy.
That first story was hilarious! I was laughing and crying listening to it. LMAO!
7:01 I'm AM saving that.🤣🤣💀💀⭐⭐
My husband has always had to stock up on TP but 2 people in the family have IBS. The beginning of the virus was hell for us because we never knew if one or both of the IBS sufferers would be stuck in the bathroom waiting on TP.
There is a REASON I wear a knife-necklace. While I've not had any more than some older individual politely ask me if I can reach something high from a shelf, which I have no problem doing for someone, if someone were to grab me, I will not hesitate to pull the blade. I won't pull it for anything outside of self-defense, however.
Story1: as soon as the general manager on the phone I would have stated That Karen is not listening to me or understanding the fact that I am not Lucy