r/IDontWorkHereLady - Drunk Karen PRETENDS She's My Mom to KIDNAP ME! It Gets WORSE.
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- r/idontworkherelady - OP is shopping in a store when an entitled Karen approaches her thinking she's an employee! When she tells him that she doesn't work at the store, he gets angry and the entitled Karen tries to kidnap OP! Subscribe for future stories!
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It’s truly horrifying how effective the “my child” lie is to kidnappers. My mom told me a blood chilling story she read about, either in an article in the news or a magazine, there was this one time a mother was in a store shopping and her husband was outside I entertaining their child in his/her baby seat, and some lady walks by and just casually scoops up the baby seat with the man’s baby in it!
Obviously he goes after her and tries to take his baby back but then she screams that some man is trying to steal her baby! Three men charge in out of nowhere, tackle the poor guy and start beating on him and the woman makes it all the way to her truck and even gets the door open with the baby still in her hand! But by some miracle the real mother comes out of the store just in time to see what’s happening, books it to the kidnapper and manages to get her baby back and the woman decides to cut her losses and drives off.
The baby was saved without a second to spare and the husband had to go to the hospital but made a full recovery. It’s just so frightening how easily the woman almost got away with the child, and the way those men trying to be heroes unwittingly almost became accomplices in the very crime they thought they were preventing! Not too mention the injuries they inflicted on a man trying to rescue his baby!
At the scene of an alleged kidnapping I think a good rule of thumb is, nobody leaves until the proof can be provided by the child’s true parents, and if the authorities can be there when the proof is provided, all the better!
I remember that. It was chilling to hear.
I'm glad that I can be protected like that as a woman with a baby BUT! I would feel weird if they didn't have me stick around to prove my parentage. It would be nice to be able to prove these things on the spot but sometimes, the evidence isn't there, especially in the case of an adopted baby (can't even ask baby to tell the authorities).
@@iyaayas that’s why it’s good to carry pictures. One woman in a shop was dragging her complaining son through the store and then at some point the boy screamed, “YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!!” Out of nowhere a group of mothers had her surrounded. She might’ve been stuck there much longer but fortunately she had some photos in her purse. She had to drop that boy off with a family friend for a little while because she didn’t trust herself to be alone with her son until she cooled off some. But after she did cool off she found it comforting to know there were that many mothers around ready to stop a kidnapping at a moments notice.
Also a good thing that the group of mothers were the ask questions first throw punches later types.
As Daffy Duck Would Say 'Dessssspicable!' (Trying To Write Down His Signature Lisp)
Sadly, I think those men who beat up on the father should be punished for assault. It's good that they tried to prevent a kidnapping, but this country has gotten way too "hit first ask questions later" and not only could they have seriously hurt the poor man, but they almost let the kidnapper get away.
My advice to anybody who gets grabbed like that ... bite. Pull yourself to the grabber's arm and chomp down on it like you're intending to rip off a chunk of flesh and eat it raw. Few people are going to keep their grip on you in that situation.
Also scratch them to acquire a good solid DNA sample. 👍🏼 and choose words carefully, saying "I'm not your daughter" could be seen by others as an actual daughter trying to be hurtful towards a parent trying to discipline her. Instead shout something like "I do not know this person, please help, call the police," because no daughter getting disciplined for stealing is going to ask for law enforcement. Scary stuff!!
I don't want to get into it, but, on instinct, during an altercation on the bus, I ended up throwing a full-on throatpunch when the bastard spat at me. It only registered that I'd struck him when his back hit the floor, and the bus shook. It took him a good while to stop choking, and longer to get back up.
If I had hit him _slightly_ harder, or with better aim, I'd have collapsed his windpipe and killed him. In any future life-or-death situations, once I realize it's "escape or die", I will literally be going for the throat. If someone is being manhandled and fears for their life, I suggest the same.
Eh I'd rather not put some random strangers appendage into my mouth unless it's life and death. Who knows what kind of diseases they might have. A good hit to the throat would've been the best move in this situation. Then the Karen wouldn't have been able to yell anymore 😆
Might be nit a great idea tho biting with if they have diseases u no buti get the concept of the idea
I don't do well with strangers touching me, especially suddenly from behind i just black out and fight like a wolf trying to defend itself. Not on purpose, but i will always defend myself anyway. But getting grabbed from behind then i just don't know it anymore and i need to be calmed down.
Since Hooter hubby did not try to stop his wife, I am going to guess he was hoping she would get either arrested or her butt kicked. Possibly both.
There is a third option: him reacting would be all the proof Karen needed to accuse him of cheating... Possibly to justify hers.
Pfff he was probably chugging a beer with his fingers crossed that he was about to watch two women rip each other's clothes off. His wife was trying to expose another woman's breasts, why would he intervene? He married that idiot, so he's obviously a moron who would see this blatant sexual assault as his own personal naughty movie.
@@s0lastsummer7 You said it before I did, LOL.
@@s0lastsummer7 probably gets turned off by his wife attitude so any opportunity to see a naked woman is what he prays for
He might have been hoping for a cat fight and a nip slip.
As soon as a stranger grabs your arm, it's assault. Since it is a stranger, you have no idea what their intentions are. If a stranger grabs my arm ( and they weren't pulling me from some danger) the only safe assumption you can make is that stranger means to kill you. You should respond accordingly, driving your thumbs into their eyes is one suggestion.
pepper spray or Tazz them if you have them. ( im a 23 year old girl and I'm extremely thin so I carry both in case I need them and if I don't have them I have a knife in my bracelet that I always wear because it's for safety purposes and it helps me open boxes at work)
eyes throat or family jewls
@@pikagirlgraham7233 i turned 24 back in january i've kept a pocket knife since i was about 7 plus i have a bad swing reflex too so the instant i felt someone grab me whatever was in my hand would have been thrown in that dudes face and he would have been kicked in the nutts with a 8 1/2 wide platform boot
@@mayapegues7666 The knees, front or back of them, or the ribs are also a good spot to aim shots for too. So are any other joints one can reach for that matter. Best of all is one doesn't have to be strong to cause pain to all those vulnerable places.
@@pikagirlgraham7233 I'd love to see what that bracelet looks like. I'm a 5'1" woman and I always carry a knife with me but admittedly it isn't always quick or easy to get out of my bag in an emergency situation
My first job was in a shoe store. We always tried to fit a customer by stretching a heel or toe so they would feel more "broken-in." I had a woman that I just couldn't seem to please. She finally asked me to check the back for any more so I took the shoes back to reshelve and discovered there were no more pairs in her size. I took the same pair back out to her and said with a smile "Try these." She tried the same shoes on again and exclaimed "This pair is perfect! I'll take them." I did really well in retail.
This is why I can't work with the public. There is no part of me that would have been able to resist blurting, "It's the same pair of shoes, you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Lol😂 That is the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
I worked retail and on my last day at a terrible job I had a notorious repeat customer come in and she tried her same old I'll speak to your manager, do you know who I am routine on me. Since I wasn't being a good lemming and kowtowing to her insane demands, she asked me if I liked my job, I told her no. Aghast, she told me I was lucky to have a job. I told her she was lucky to have a husband. You should have seen her jaw hit the floor. Naturally, she did what all Karens do and she went to speak to my manager. The one who actually liked me was on shift that day. When she was informed that I wasn't going to be fired because it was literally my last day on the job, the Karen almost threw a tantrum that would embarrassed a toddler. For context, she was a middle-aged woman with two grown children and was a grandmother. I think it's safe to say she was used to people coddling her and giving her what she wanted to avoid one of her infamous meltdowns. She even tried to follow me out to my car and keep yelling at me. I stopped her cold by asking her if she ever got to see her grandkids.
Karen’s hear “I don’t work here” as “I can’t do my job right get the manager” XD
Good for OP for smacking the Karen in the face in the first story 👏👏👏😂
She was right to defend herself from a Sexual Assault.
@@GhostRider-sc9vu I know
Story 3: Considering this man's behavior and how the woman played along, they probably would’ve gotten charged for SOMETHING anyway.
Wouldn't be surprised if they had outstanding warrants.
Drunk idiot probably got charged with what OP said and since Karen did went along with it, she probably on the hook for the same charges
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SilverFlight01: Since they would make up such a coverstory in an instant they are used to play as a team and are probably scamming people all the time.
Honestly in a case like that the D.A. probably charges for everything they can, even if not all of it will stick.
This should be felony assault and kidnapping, 20 years in prison minimum.
Amazing how this woman instead of trying to talk her husband out of his stupid idea to get out of trouble doubled down with him. Ridiculous how either of them though that this would work out in their favor instead of just making things worse.
I assume they meant to get out of the store and ditch her, not actually take her (I hope at least).
@@DoctorOaks It was still a stupid idea that just landed them in more trouble.
@@ponyfairyVania I suppose, but judging from the story it was working up until the aunt came out and said it was her niece. Which is pretty scary
@@DoctorOaks Yeah. Even if they didn't intend to do anything OP didn't know that. All she knew at that time was that a belligerent drunk and his wife or gf were claiming to be her parents and were dragging her out the store to lord knows what. That has to be terrifying for a kid.
The fact we get a genuine Fluff Tale halfway in was a real treat.
Oh, and greetings from the Vanced side of TH-cam.
It's the story of how Fluff met Steve-O.
I have the opposite of an entitled 'story', which is just how considerate my boyfriend is. While in line to get our booster shots, there was problems with his info coming up on the medicare system (australia), and he noticed a line forming behind us and asked the staff to get the other people through first. He apologised to me, but his generosity is why I love him, and I'm rather patient, so it didn't annoy me. Not really much of a story but just know I'm very gay for him lol
Story 1: "Fingers crossed that woman goes to jail". First time assault charge, no actual harm done. Zero chance of jail. Unless she attacked the police officers it's probably going to be probation and community service.
We don't know for a fact it was a first time charge.
Karen might be a repeat offender.
Well, she assaulted OP AND the manager, so that's definitely not looking good for her.
Also, she tried to rip off OP’s shirt in public. I don’t know whether that would affect her charges, but it certainly reduces the “no harm done” argument.
There are some people that can never admit that anything they say, think, or do is ever wrong. It's like a computer program in their heads with a primary directive that states, "I am always right." When confronted with being wrong they crash, and all logic goes out the window.
That’s why there are so many people who create mountains out of molehills.
and here i thought the 4th directive was "Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown"
Oh, logic was never even close to their windows. It's was busy heading in the other direction because it doesn't work there.
I actually used to be like that as a child and was corrected by family every time until I started to realize my mistake and worked on correcting it. Can't say why I have that but it's a challenge because sometimes things are really not my fault and it's a struggle to differentiate.
My ex and my mom are both like that, but not in the horribly irrational way. They just deny they ever said it. It's like they're gaslighting themselves, or trying to rewrite reality with no idea that my memory will never change as a result.
When did it become acceptable to grab people, employee or not? I really cannot understand how these peoples brains work. I would never in a million years even think about touching someone I don't know. I would smack tf outta somebody if they grabbed me like that.
The first story was obvious where it was going, I already knew the OP had some large "assets" and was probably wearing a white tank top before DarkFluff even got to that part.
The second story reminds me of why I never did any clubbing in my young adult years. There's always some moron that they think they are more important than anyone else there.
I've heard the third story on other channels, but is still crazy rehearing it. The fact that people tried to kidnap some random kid just to try to save face just seems so absurd, but you'd be surprised on how common this can happen.
A retail place I used to work at had some kid screaming to be let go by this adult as he was trying to leave dragging this child with him. I stopped the guy because I had a feeling something was off. The guy tried to push past me, but I did not budge as I yelled at him to let go of the kid. He took a swing at me with his free hand and I saw it coming a mile away and I took my own shot at him, right in this throat. As this guy is gagging right in front of me, I see some woman run up and the kid hugs her leg. I yelled to a coworker to call the cops and the man managed to push past me right as I said that. I only chased the guy to see what vehicle he jumped into and got the plate number. Sadly nothing further came of it as the store manager refused to get involved and forced all the employees to shut up even after I gave the kid's mother the vehicle description and plate number as she did call the police herself, but the cops could not do anything as the store refused to get involved without a warrant and since it was only two people's word (mine and the mom), the police would not press for anything. Never saw the guy ever again though.
I love the last story. Definitely made several employees' day with that bit of pettiness the OP decided to pull.
I'd have backed you if I was a coworker or customer. I'd also have reported that manager to his own manager. Heck, I'd have reported it to the local news stations
I got a story about a Karen saying I'm not a store employee when I was one. I keep this short and sweet. When I first worked at Walmart I stared as a cart pusher. It was wintertime, so I was bundled up with a ski mask on to stay warm. One of the days a Brinks truck was there to collect money from Walmart I was near it gathering carts. Karen had called the police on me, that I did not work there and had showed up out the blue that day just to rob the Brinks truck.
As a young teen in the late 90's, my Boy Scout troop went to Hooters after we'd just finished climbing a fourteenee...the funny looks we got with most everyone (adults included) dressed in the uniform, lol 🤣🤣🤣
This is just the thing I needed, I've been having emotional troubles, and this just gave me something to go on with my day/night
Hey, I hope you'll be feeling better soon, and know you aren't alone (I can relate)
And do something nice for yourself, whether that be eating a treat you love, or getting to doing something you've put off, both is good self care
@@damien678 Thanks, well have a great day/night
I hope your day/night gets better!! Definitely agree with the previous comment. Do something nice for yourself!! You deserve the kindness (as a fellow human being on this planet), so please be kind to yourself today. Do something relaxing if you can, and just know that some random internet strangers are wishing you well 💜
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I hope you have an easier time of things soon! Dont forget to be patient and good to yourself!
@@damien678 Consider yourself hugged! ❤
If Karens do the "excuse me" and "you're lying you're an employee" thing, don't stand there and have a conversation with them, just ignore them and walk away. If someone touches me first, all bets are off. If a drunk does something like story 3, you grab the guy's shoulders, put your leg behind theirs, drive your foot into the back of their knee, and shove. That will knock anyone over instantly, don't care how strong or how big they are. I think that's a judo move actually.
I wouldn't bother trying any fancy judo stuff if you're not trained. Chances are it won't work, and in a potential life-or-death situation you want to incapacitate the person as fast as possible, not just knock them over. I'd aim for the crotch first as that's likely the easiest target and will incapacitate most men. If that doesn't work, bite, go for the throat, go for the eyes, anything soft. And scream. And as soon as they lose their grip on you, you run.
If you carry, that situation would justify drawing & opening fire pretty much anywhere that has 'shall issue' CCW permits. And continuing to fire until they let go/lose their grip (I.E. the threat stops), or you run out of ammunition. Whichever comes first.
And remember, you're *not* shooting to kill, you're specifically shooting *to stop the threat.* Important distinction.
Speaking of bars and clubs. I went with a friend of mine to a work party at a nightclub. One of my friends coworkers got hammered and started harrassing and screaming at someone she thinks is a waitress. She got into her face and started pushing the woman and slapped her. One of the other coworkers grabbed her and pulled her outside and the woman looked sick the rest of the night and was drinking coffee to sober up, since the woman she thought was her waitress was everyone's boss/CEO of the company and she assulted her own boss. Needles to say she was put on probation and was fired after another work party and she got drunk and started harrassing a client they were trying to impress.
@@sarafinasummers7863 All my life i had one rule : Max 2 glasses. No more then that.
@@sarafinasummers7863 Yeah. To do it once indicates the woman was foolish. To do it again indicates she has a genuine problem -- especially since she's obviously a very mean drunk.
I always consider myself a "designated driver" as I am responsible for getting myself home. If heavy drinking is involved, I make excuses and leave early.
Stories like yours, Fluff, are why I prefer drinking at home as opposed to the bar/club the few time per year I do have an adult beverage or two. It's hard to get into fights when the only ones who are in the place are my cat and my drunk ass lol.
that's just how you end up fistfighting the mirror tho 😂💀💀
If the cat gets tired of your crap you might just get into the fight you were avoiding.😹
@@damien678 "Why are you staring at me?!?! You're creeping me out, dude! Stop looking at me with that stupid face or you're gonna get it!! THAT'S IT! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!"
And that's how I ended up punching a drunk ahole in my bathroom. 🤣🤣🤣
I have had fights with the floor at times. The floor, the door frame, the cupboard doors. The parts of my house get aggressive with me when I'm drunk.
20 bucks that the cat wins 😆
Story 3: If that happened to me I would No-Hold-Barred defend myself like I was fighting for my life and make sure that both of these idiots get as much Jail time as possible, maybe even get a restraining order to make sure that they stay away
My parents told me that that was the one time that I should do everything possible to stop the kidnappers. Punch, kick, scream, even bite.
There is a reason that I carry a concealed handgun. If someone is big & powerful enough to drag *me* out of a store, they're absolutely a lethal threat to everyone and anyone at hand. Almost anyone that intervenes would be in even more danger than I would be.
I know that the odds of someone effectively overpowering me aren't particularly high, but they're *not* zero. I decided that I didn't like those odds, and got my CCW.
@@MajorTeag Same here. I was always tought to be kind, helpfull and understanding. But if it happened to me/ sawit happen to someone i pretty much got a free pass cards from my parents and doi whatever is needed to be safe (or the other person in need to be safe).
@@TheAttacker732 Well I was talking more about when I was a kid heh. If anyone tried that now, they'd find themselves on the ground and in a painful hold. Yes, I too have a weapon I carry, but I've always stressed to myself to only use it when I absolutely have to.
@@TheAttacker732 does your local government allow minors to carry concealed weapons? Mine doesn't.
I love listening to these when studying, even though I listen more than study. lmfao
When someone grabs you and will not let you go, turn sideways and use the side of your foot and stomp them in the knee! It will snap like a toothpick. And if you are in a store, wait for police to view CCTV. And then press charges!👍
Yep. That'll work.
Sounds great but nowadays anyone can sue anyone and sadly the police will take the person grabbing ur arm the victim bc u broke there knee...
It's a messed up world we are living in..
Karen: EXCUSE ME!!!
Me: You're Excused, the Washrooms are over there ...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
11:56 this is actually kinda scary because this was something kidnappers were doing they basically confuse their target and get them out or drug them
in some cases when isolated they will drug you and then claim their your buddy and had to much to drink and try to play it off...
they kinda try and confuse you and keep you occupied that it's a misunderstanding until you are isolated and well they can bound you and gag or drug you...buddy system is key...
something similar happened in a movie theater a couple of months ago where a mom took her kids to the movies and she was concerned her daughter wasn't out of the restroom yet, she went in and saw two other women holding her daughter up and the 2 women casually tried to play it off like "their buddy" had to much to drink and that they were just going to forget about the movie and go home...mother immediately yelled for help and told the two women to release her daughter and after a failed attempt of them again trying to clain they were all buddies they bolted...
they got away and haven't heard any updates
but have a heard of a lot of creepy similar stories that result in human trafficking
Years ago, my (now) late wife insisted on treating me to the Hooter's in Green Bay. I like the place but only when spouse is not present. I was convinced that it was a trap set by good wife and refused to look anywhere but the menu or my plate whenever the waitress came around. I got out of there without causing a marital rift and I haven't been back since. 🍔
These stories are entertaining but relaxing as well, i hope the op's are ok
Unless it's a 1960's themed store, nobody wear a tie die clothing for work, and certainly NO paint stained pants. Then, taking the last item just to piss off that entitled and crazy Karen is the cherry on top.
Jeebus! The last one with Mimi had me rolling. That was a flashback
Story 1
Anyone with Common Sense: Excuse me ma'am can I... *Noticed the Skull on her shirt* Oh sorry, I thought you were an employee. Nevermind.
Karen's: Of course she's an employee. *Ignoring the skull on her tanktop cause they lack a few... THOUSAND braincells*
And they’re about as dense as a block of tungsten😂
@@Choujifangirl Lol
The drunk fluff story was awesome!
Ugh, just the thought of seeing a real life Mimi makes me cringe! That's as bad as seeing an evil clown 🤡🤣
I love the Drew Carey Show reference by O.P.
So, Fluff, when you said, "And then I went pee"... I certainly hope you mean, "I found the restroom, any restroom, and then went pee", and not, "The bouncers took the guys away and I peed myself", or "I stumbled into a cleaning closet and peed in the mop bucket" (as one who partied hard from 16-20, I am speaking from my own experience.
The 2nd story reminds me of a friend of mine and my husbands roommate. I offered to be designated driver for our roommate & his friend (I knew him a bit too) one night. About an hour after getting there I had to beg this guy not to knock my roommates friend out because he was already so drunk he kept trying to take other peoples beers or drinks. The dance floor had a counter like table that ran the length of the walls with bar stools for people to sit on. Lots of people had their drinks there while dancing and he would just grab whatever and try to drink it. I finally got him to leave when the bouncer just about threw him out. It was ridiculous, I was angry and embarrassed. I told him I would never drive him again.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY FRIEND AGAIN!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *yes*
Story 3: I've heard that one before. The guy wasn't drunk, and OP was too shocked to speak the first time I heard it.
There should be an expedited judicial system for Karens, mostly assault cases. And then jail just full of Karens
Story 1: when Karen said "Look at your boobs, you clearly work here!" OP shoulda just yelled something like *"HEY, MY EYES ARE UP HERE! STOP LOOKING AT MY CHEST!"*
Yeah surely Karen has never heard of the words sexual harrassment.
Really needed this video today. My month has been shitty af so far
hope it gets better. keep your head up. 👊
Oh Fluff, most of my stories I tell start with, "One time I was at a bar..." LOL. I went to a bar in Alcoa TN once. It was next to my hotel and was called The Cellar Bar... because it was a bar, in a cellar. Go figure. I was an auditor for my company and was there to do an audit on our Maryville office. I go in, and it is wall to wall hillbillies. I sit down at the bar and beside a gentleman, and here comes a the cute bartender in her Daisy Duke cutoffs, and said, "What will you be haven Sugar?" I got my Budweiser and the guy next to me says "Where yer fromme?" I said, "Texas". He said, "What yer doin hea?" I said, "I'm a company auditor" (ok, should have remembered were I was). He said, "A what?" I said, "A company auditor" realizing I was getting in deep. He said, "We don't like no revenuers around hea!" I said, "I am a COMPANY auditor." He said again, a little louder with his voice starting to shake, "We don't like no revenuers around hea!" I am thinking, 'Oh hell, I am fixing to have to fight my way out of this bar'. At this point, the bartender in her Daisy Dukes interjected herself and said, "Now Cebo. He works for a company. He is NOT from the IRS." He said, "Oh. Can I buy you a beer." Which I happily accepted (to turn it down would have been a HUGE slap in the face to this guy). I drank my beer, bought him one too, and left. Lesson: Always know your surroundings and the perceptions of the people in those surroundings. And never use the word "auditor" anywhere near the mountains of Tennessee.
I just don't get it. What makes these people think it's perfectly okay to touch someone else? I mean, acting like a douche is one thing. But having the nerve to actually put your hands on someone, or even a finger to tap their shoulder, is crossing the line. I'm amazed that more of them don't get decked!
Perfect timing. Out of the shower and on the toilet (wish it was reversed but life um find a way ha ha ha).
Hope your Saturday is doing swell so far link. Thanks for popping by. 👊👊👊👊👊🍕✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️
@@DarkFluff always glad when you post bud. So thank you and steveo for posting. Saturday is going well and later on after 6 will be better. I'll be recording myself playing Metroid Dread to post.
Yes! Let's hear those Dark Fluff party stories!
Ooooooh!! Yeah definitely do an episode of Fluff stories!! ☺️
And can you do another r/wholesome story? I recently found that episode, and I realized needed it. More please? 🥺
These stories get me through my chemo
Thank you for always making me laugh at these crazy people
Don't mess with Fluff, his guardian angel means business.😎😈
OH MY GOD!!!!! A Drew Carey reference. And in all honesty. I truly think that Kathy Kinney (the actress who played the character) was the perfect person to play the character. I highly doubt that anyone else could've play that character.
I saw an interview with Drew Carey, and he said Katy Kinney was actually a really nice person.
@@DoctorRobertNeville seen a few interviews with her and there was a knock off Whose Line on the Game Show Network with her and yeah. She seems like a really really nice person. In fact when Drew was the host for Whose Line Is It Anyways she was on it like once or twice.
8:45 I'm pretty sure anyone who's been to a bar, casino, club, or anywhere that serves copious amount of booze, has a crazy story to tell
I feel sorry for OP the one where the man tried to kidnap and his wife Went along with it seriously what is wrong with some people, You never force someone up unless they are in danger.
Story 1: Out of every single reason Karen would have picked for why OP would have been lying, why the peck would she pick the chest? And why try to pull someone's clothing off?
Look, I don't care if the story is genuine or fake, but I know that some people would genuinely be that aggressive (Iamapieceofs**t has news articles showing this). My question is, why?
Karen was crazy and projecting her own marital problems on the nearest good looking woman that was minding her own business. And when she doubled down (by attacking OP), it was because she was refusing to take the L.
Story #3 has to be one of the craziest and creepiest Story ever.
Fluff’s personal story cracked me up!
It's Fluff time!
Story 1: Maybe the Guy is getting ready to get a new girlfriend because it looks like he'll need a replacement for his' current one
Those where redder flags then the Soviet Union flag.
Worked security for a stripper at a ruff little dive of a club and I had only one idiot I had to get a little bit mean with don’t jump up on the stage with the girls and expect to not get hurt. I just grabbed his pants cuffs and yanked hard as he ran by me the bang of his face hitting the floor and not the stage but the concrete floor beside the stage his face was a bloody mess after that and I just walked away from him and left him there for his friends to get him out of there
That last story was both IDWHL and far-worse-than petty revenge! Loved it!
Yay Fluff! I love listening to him!
It does not matter if Op worked or not at a certain chain. Once a Karen tries to publicly undress (even partly) any person, that could and should be considered sexual assault. Trying to get someone to undecently expose her/himself, no matter what the situation is would call for that.
Last story: it is a cosmetics store. How the f is that considered essential work ??
Ah yes the woes of working personal protection, I had a few years of that and strangely most of the rich folks I worked for were chill as fuck. The people that tried to gravitate to them sure as hell were not chill though, more than a few people got their shit shook because of stuff like that guy did.
Story 3
I feel this is why it's always a good idea to always carry a means of self defense. Such as a pocket knife.
OP buying that palette, just to spite Karen, is awesome. xD I might have to remember that tactic for the future.
"A genuine Fluff tale..." I'd love to hear more adventures of the Great Fluff-Meister!
I used to be a security guard at a building that had a bar in it. The guys I worked with told me that the people in there were drunks and always have them a hard time at last call. Me on the other hand would talk with them, laugh at their drunk jokes and even gave a few hugs when they were having a bad day. One day a guy that I had never seen there before insulted me about my weight (yes I’m on the plus side but was in the top of my classes in self defense). He was getting madder because I would not take his bait. He walked up to me a yelled right in my face. The other customers and bouncer came running to my defense and were going to start fighting him. I told them to stop because I did not want anyone to go to jail so we all walked him outside. Well as we were walking back in he grabbed my hair and pulled me back. I turned around and kicked him in the balls and then sat on him until the cops came. They asked what happened and we all told them. He asked if I wanted to press charges and I said no but I wanted him banned from the property. I received a letter and a gift card from him. He apologized and said that he was sorry for the way he acted.
Last story was the best, petty revenge coupled with I don't work here has to be one of the best combos.
"Like an angry rhinoceros" Took me so much by surprise I scared my cat when I burst into loud laughter! (She was snoozing on the end of my computer desk) 🤣🤣
Pretend Checking is a mainstay of retail life. Some people cannot comprehend that you simply don't have 60K square feet of highly organized storage space behind the doors where little gnomes and elves crawl about perfectly organized bins full of every product you sell on the floor. If they insist you go check, in spite of being told you don't have it, then you get a free break. I've seen people make a virtual career of it.
The pettiness in the last one was amazing!
The drunk mans wife!! No flipping way she had his back 100% those vows meant til death!! I'm dying here!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was so nice and interesting to hear Fluff sharing a recollection of a personal story with us. Thanks Fluff👏👍❤️
I would love to have at least one episode of Fluff the Party Man stories. Please do that!
Kathy Kinney would say that not even "Mimi" would act that way. Unless, of course, it was Drew she was talking to.
I say let this thread here be the support for Fluff to do a video talking about stuff that happened to him 😂😂😂😂
Or poor stevo
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Darkfluff when you were explaining what happened to you it also brought back a memory about me back when I was 28 I was walking in a busy street in the city and then suddenly some guy came up to me, literally charging and running up towards me, saying he was going to throw me in the middle of a busy traffic, whether if he was joking or not but my response to him was a quick knee to the stomach and a palm thrust to the nose. I didn’t know this man but I didn’t take any chances with him. I bolted and left him on the ground where I ran to tell the police what happened. I didn’t know what happened to that lunatic.
I am glad that I study martial arts both capoeira and kick boxing.
I've seen someone try and kidnap someone and I had my Heckler pistol in it's holster and I immediately shouted "Get on the ground and let go of that woman", while showing I have a gun he seemed terrified stupid and ran at me, but I'm a pretty big guy, so when they ran at me I just threw them over my shoulder, and waited for the police, I got a small discount for stopping the kidnapping, and I even got promoted in my unit when I got called in, because my CO (Commanding Officer), got a call that I stopped a kidnapping and wanted details, so in the end I got a lot of things that I have been needing to get and a sweet promotion to go along with it.
It was a good day :)
Thank you for all your updates and videos, it really helps me get through my days better thank you guys
“Fluffs a partier okay” 😂
You didn't pee when he grabbed you? Adrenaline makes me pee...makes some fights awkward 😆
You're just marking your territory.
I love how you tried to introduce his right shoulder to his left shoulder
Fluff is a Party Ram; and we 100% need a vid/playlist with every club/bar story you can remember.
The last story... is so funny! I am so glad she made the day (if not the week) for the employees
WOOO HOOO! 🥳 finally some joy in my life.
That last story left me with a smile. Good for OP. I hope Mimi 2.0 was banned from the store.
Yes, we want Fluff Party stories! 🤣
I loved Fluffs story. And you're right, better him than you 😂
I never would have imagined Fluff in the club!
Eyyyy! Official Fluff tale!! Now let's get one from Stevo!!
Never been to a party before...kinda glad I grew up a book nerd and not a drunk delinquent lol
Yeah really, in my 30's now but my idea of a good party is still some good games (Mario Kart, Smash Bros, assorted board games), pizza, and probably too much soda. Would add stuff to it depending on company or party, say BBQ or a cake, non caffeinated drinks for some, stuff like that. Who needs booze to have fun with friends?
Contrary to what each individual may think, we have all been young and stupid. We all outgrow the young part, sadly some never outgrow the stupid part. Luckily most of us do outgrow the stupid.
Too bad the first one was not malicious compliance, eh?
I’m just so surprised the people in these stories that grab and hit random strangers haven’t been stabbed
Many people carry knives to protect themselves
Or at least Maced. I've heard that stuff can make macho 'manly' men cry
Just heard one of these crazy Reddit stories the other day where a girl pulled a knife after some psycho grabbed and tried to pull her away simply because he thought she was an employee!
Depending on the area, add 'shot' to the list too.
Something like 10-12% of my state's >21y.o. population have concealed carry licenses. As long as you're not starting trouble & violence, you'll never need to know that. If you are (inadvisably) starting trouble & violence, you may become *very* aware of that, *very* quickly.
Had a mini-IDWHL happen to a customer in front of me at my job. No drama. Just apologies and laughter before I helped the lady asking the customer.
as fluff was talking about his bar experience all I can picture in my mind was his sentient black sheep avatar drunk and I can’t stop laughing
Second story: the dush is lucky that his face wasn't punched in.
I worked as a bouncer for years and as a personal protection officer for a number of famous people before I went into law enforcement and even though the money was great I hated the people.
THAT WAS SPIDERMAN IN DISGUISE THAT PUNCHED THAT GUY!!! "EVERYBODY GETS ONE"- Spiderman/Family Guy....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOOOO YOUR SAVIOUR THOOO, fucken real one right there
also yes pls tell us your stories, and honestly your voice is the one of a fun-lovin guy
Something like that happened to a former girlfriend of mine. When the person said Why do you have THOSE? she said, "Well they just like to hang around with me!" Coulda said (20/20 hindsight) well MINE don't COME OFF at night!
"I'll have your job!"
"You're welcome to apply, but I don't think you're smart enough to handle it."
Yes I need to hear your crazy bar stories!