What Palpatine Did in His Free Time [Legends]
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From being a spoiled child of a wealthy family on naboo to becoming Emperor of the Galaxy, Palpatine achieved what no other Sith Lord before him had, which was wiping out the Jedi Order and ruling the entire galaxy.
So when he wasn’t scheming to achieve power or later flexing said power as emperor, what did Palpatine do in his free time?
Well as a child Palpatine mainly spent his free time alone. He didn’t have many friends and his family treated him like an outcast. As he grew older and became a teenager, he used his family’s wealth to purchase forbidden texts on Sith lore. He read these texts on his own time outside of school and his other responsibilities. It was from these books that he realized how he was going to achieve the power he so craved.
He kept his knowledge of the Sith a complete secret, even to his soon to be Sith Master Darth Plagueis, initially telling the Muun that he barely knew much about the dark side order.
The one thing he really enjoyed doing as a teenager was speeder bike racing. He actually desired to become a professional racer at one point in his life. He loved the thrill and the sense of danger the races gave him. The rush they gave him was unlike anything else.
Once he became a senator and later the supreme chancellor, his tastes in entertainment changed quite a bit. Instead of speeding down a track at a hundred miles an hour, Palpatine now enjoyed the simple pleasures of the opera, frequently attending the famous Galaxies Opera House and owning his own private viewing chamber within the theater.
He found himself appreciating fine artwork and sculptures, going out of his way to surrounding his offices and apartments with antique art and statues.
He also took an interest in reading tons of literature, particularly poems. One collection of poems he really enjoyed reading were written by a poet by the name of Asenec, who was infamous for his poems being very dark, sickening and outright offensive.
Once he arose to the title of Emperor, Palpatine found his first few years as ruler of the galaxy to be an extremely busy task. The few moments of time he had for himself, Palpatine had surviving Jedi who had been starved in their cells be brought before him and forced to fight each other just for his mere entertainment. The Jedi that won would be allowed to live if they submitted to him and served his will.
He also spent a ton of time training secret spies and assassins to look after his subordinates whom he feared could betray him. And this was done for pretty everyone, even Darth Vader.
One of the more interesting things Palpatine did in his free time was write a ton of books. These books went over many things, including his political beliefs and how he rose to power, to his research and experiments concerning the dark side and Sith sorcery.
Researching all the secrets of the Jedi archives and obtaining Sith artifacts from ancient Sith Temples was another activity he did outside of his formal work as galactic emperor. One of the things he spent much of his time studying was trying to learn the secret to immortality.
He owned many palaces and resorts across multiple planets, from naboo to his secret fortress world Byss. His most famous palace was the one on Coruscant, which was the largest building on the entire planet.... - บันเทิง
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Palpatine : im bored.
Vader : lets pod race
“You should try spinning my master, that’s a good trick” - Lord Vader
H e x D e x. Vader’s favourite game was Rock, Paper, Lightsaber 😂
Lmao
Yes my Master.
now this is podracing!
He randomly asked people if they've ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Hahahah brilliant
PRANK: asking people on the street if they ever heard about THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE [Gone wrong] [Gone sexual] [Stormtroopers called]
Zaragoz Rex in an unseen clip he is replaces the death sticks guy in disguise and asks "hey, you wana hear about the tragedy of darth plagues" :p
Xenomorph Dayman Give this guy a trophy
Zaragoz Rex hahhaahahhahahahhaha I laughed so hard lololool
Palpatine reading books and actually having a decent taste in life scares me, never realised that he has a life too
Most dictators had a taste in finer things.
Stop lying me and palpating loved to play tennis it’s all we did when we weren’t being filmed
Hey, don't you dare lower us bibliophiles, ya heathen!
Palpatine follows a philosophy that embraces lifes. He kills people off course, but he loves all pleasures that life can get him, so what is the point to live (as the Emperor) if he cant enjoy things like art, opera or sports? He even wants imortality to enjoy this kind of thing forever.
He doesn't have a life anymore. As a matter of fact, he never did. Because he never actually existed.
Imagine losing in a podrace and later discovering that you lost to the Emperor of the galaxy and his sith apprentice
Worse, imagine winning.
@@kevingluys3063 lol, I picture young anakin and palpatine just kicking the shit out of the winner
I'd say if you'd won without cheating AND without the force, they might just try giving you a job.
Vader: "Then you will lose, braver than most"
Palpatine: Give me all your credits or I will give you UNLIMITED POWE--
“Do it.”
A self help guide by Palpatine
Another novel is titled "The Emperor's Groove." Other titles include "How to be a Sith for Dummies!" popular reading by Kylo Ren and
"Experience the True Nature of the Force," "Just DEW IT!", "Unleashing the True Sith Within", and finally the all inspiring classic and required reading material at the imperial academy, "Give in to your true nature and let the dark side in!"
The entire title is:
"Do It: A Self-Help Guide for Galactic Incels"
Cause he ugly.
And he did it.
Dew*
@@hackman669 "Dew it" ould make a nice Nike parody shirt.
*THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!*
A horror book by palpatine
he was the senate in his free time
Draco Eris he ALWAYS is The senate
NickTheCeratosaurus which includes his free time
Draco Eris Yup
Steven Vu Its Treason THEN...................
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
Not yet
I find it kinda funny that the Supreme Lord of Darkness and Ruling Emperor of the Galaxy essentially wanted to be the equivalent of a NASCAR driver at one point.
If only...
I'm actually genuinely fascinated by the idea of Palpatine writing books. I would've liked to see what sorts of things he had to say.
I hope it's actually half decent. Stuff put out by other evil dictators us often just deranged hate or propaganda. Kinda boring. Palpy is sophisticated and clever, (or at least he was), so maybe....
>>idea of Palpatine writing books
Interesting to do a hole history of the sith, with palos opinions on each major event.
He’d use the Jedi as a scapegoat for the Republic’s problems lol.
Might want to read mein kaft lol
He did mountain dew commercials in his free time. "Mountain Dew it"
:D
he was an MLG 360 noscoper you dumb mutt
Hah What do you think
Death to PG lol
Will you marry me?
He browsed Wookiepedia
That's funny
YAASSSSS XD
Darthipedia
For some reason, his internet randomly lagged when he read his own page and got to the part about his death.
*Vader gets Palpatine a speeder bike*
“Vader, you will no longer be tortured by me in attempts to mold u into a better dark lord. You get a pass”
“I Am The Senate”, a true story tackling the great Emperor Palpatine’s rise to power from humble beginnings is an inspiring masterpiece, easily topping sales across the galaxy.
I couldn’t put it down
Darth Vader: *spends free time floating in a tank of lotion thinking about how angry he is
Palpitine: *spends time doing emperor stuff like going to the Opera and feeling powerful
Yeah Vader had issues
@@mysteryjunkie9808
Losing your limbs (and probably genitals), burning horribly, being forced to live in a metal casket while thinking you killed the pregnant love of your life will do that to you.
Chad Palpatine vs Incel Vader
@@Aivottaja Doubt he lost his genitals
@@lilkxdude5659
I think there's a video about it. His whole body was burned and much necrotic tissue was removed. Why would his genitals be safe from that?
Before order 66 he practised saying execute order 66 in an evil way
I can imagine that and he asks his guards if it sounds evil enough
I'm picturing him looking in a mirror saying "execute order 66..." Then a royal guard comes up behind him like "try tilting your chin down a little more"
I could imagine a clone trooper overhearing him and gunning down a jedi way before the order is supposed to be given out.
Lol y'all funny as hell
Yeah, and after the clone trooper shoots that Jedi Palpatine goes, "Not yet you idiot!"
I imagine Palpatine sitting in his big throne, casually purusing the Galactic Empire Times, thumbing through while making small dad noises, shaking his head while reading the latest stocks
“The Little TIE Fighter That Could”
A book by Emperor Sheev Palpatine with Illustrations by Lord Vader.
So, "what if Palpatine had become a speed bike racer" is basically the Star Wars equivalent of "what if Hitler had got into Art School?"
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England hoi
Ah the old days...
Darth Hitler anyone?
yep
Mind blown!
What Palpatine did in his free time? Easy: Trolling Vader
Yeah that was basically a hobby to him.
HIrIng BouNTy HunTerS oN DarTh Vader?!?! [GONE SEXUAL]
Yeah itvwas
And clapping cheeks
Obviously
Man, I always wondered what he and Anakin would have talked about and always imagined him feigning interest while internally groaning. But the knowledge that he used to want to compete in speeder bike races professionally changes everything.
It also adds to Anakin's idealization of Palpatine.
The thing about Palpatine is he didn't crave power, he just craved to remove those who had power above him, once the Senate and the Jedi were removed, he was freed from this desire and thats when he started sitting and watching and not directly ruling.
That’s craving power being above everything in the Galaxy …
I feel like Palpatines intentions were less, typically sith oriented like than his means to get to his goal.
In general the rule of 2 sith were far less brutish and seemed to have actual goals for the Galaxy.
That sounds like a desire of power to me.
@@concept5631its the difference between wanting a perfect score on a test and wanting nobody to have a higher score than you
I'm just imagining him going to the Death Star bar, and drunkenly saying
'have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the wise?
His strong dark force may immune him from drugs effect
Sounds like a good Robot Chicken sketch
Any stormtrooper in the room
"ah shit here we go again"
Hes just telling it to a stormtrooper, lol
Imagine him telling it to a rebel spy disguised as a stormtrooper though! They would be freaking out thinking he was on to them when really he was just done XD
I imagine he walks around his palace grumbling "senate" over and over, stopping only to look out the window at his empire and go "gooooood".
H.P Lovecat I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
Best comment
And also "Do it"
Ha
*grumbling* senate, senate, senate, senate, senate.... *sees an ice cream truck outside* goooooooddd...
“The life and times of THE SENATE”
By: Sheev “sidious” palpatine
It was stated that while he gave up speeder-bike racing, the desire for the thrill he felt on the tracks never left him, as he was at his best when he was in severe danger. That was why he often put his life on the line at times when it was unnecessary.
He spins around in his chair for hours, laughing.
Imperial Guard: Okay, this is creeping me out.
And he would kick the air and the guards would start singing old town road to the Wii theme
Loki Dennis random does not equal funny
@@Smartfellafartsmella ok do I care?
Loki Dennis you should, cause you’re not funny, no matter what you say
@@Smartfellafartsmella 1 you're 2 days late 2 fuck off 3 how many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just beat the room for being black
I thought Palpatine would just do old people stuff, like gardening or golfing on coruscant.
Jason Li, And yelling at Kids to get off his lawn.
Paladin Boyd force choking kids that got on his lawn
J. Thompson, "Timmy get off my lawn!"
"No!"
"Unlimited power!"
same, or jack off to pics of leia
_"Leave my lawn alone you damned kids!"_
*"NO!!!"*
_"It's treason then..."_
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Bored? I thought not, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend.
Can y’all imagine if this man just died in a speed racing accident at like 16😭💀💀
Palpatine loved speeder bike races and his apprentice loved pod races
That's pretty wizard.
Darth Jar Jar and kylo ran loves swoop racing
It's like poetry
Uncle and nephew...
"now this is podracing"
All I know is he pays good.
Boba Fett yes he does
Boba Fett Apparently the sarlacc has an internet device.
Uto Resa 519 He actually escapes.
That's legends only,unfortunately.
Boba Fett hey you are jangos son
The thumbnail looks like palpatine told a joke to the stormtroopers
"And i told him i could save his wife"😁😁😁
Palpatine has always felt like the kind of person who would have a ship that was basically just a library covered in guns.
He threw senates at people.
Whole senates.
True story.
EarFarce4 robot chicken reference
EarFarce4 go for Papa Palpatine
Not Yet
the Senate threw senates at people while inside the senate.
Chad Schildknecht “get your 7’2 asthmatic ass back here!”
"The Sith are people of absolute evil"
Palpatine: *reads literature and attends operas*
That doesn't mean one can't be absolutely evil, though I somewhat disagree with the general views of siths in general
Fun fact : Adolf Hitler loved Opera, read a lot and wanted to become a painter before deciding to work with people in politics.
Wink, wink.
@@golagiswatchingyou2966 yeah, thus nothing wrong
@@golagiswatchingyou2966 he got elected by the people not himself lmao
@@SonOfHubris no idea what the point of your comment is, did I say anything about him not being elected?
1:06 me, who has the same kind of rushes: UNLIMITED POWERRRRR
You can even see it in the movies themselves. Palpatine in the prequel trilogy is very active, always plotting and planning, until the decisive moment when he takes power. And in the OT he is either away from the action or chilling in his chair. He truly was the most dangerous, when he had nothing.
He agressively repeated "dew it"
Lonely Ranger And "gewd"
And "Execute order 66"
What about order 69😏😏😏
Blew it
Greg lol
"galaxy domination with sheev palpatine"
"how to bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to your new empire"
Ethan Lackey "How to get UNLIMITED POWER"
"How to become THE SENATE"
"How to dewit"
Me, the Senate, and you
I like to imagine Palpatine even as Emperor, would go out on speeder bike races in secret.
“DIY: How To Sith”
~Galactic Times Best Seller
I need that book!
“How To Become The Senate” by Sheev Palpatine. 3x Coruscant Post Bestseller
How To Sith For Dummies
*THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!*
-Galactic Horror book best seller
The lessons of a dead age.
the lies of galactic peace, and treacherous jedi
Written and illustrated by: Sheev Palpatine
Simple, he cracked open a cold one with the Royal Guards.
Charmasaurus Rex fuck yes
Charmasaurus Rex Saturdays are for the guards
Charmasaurus Rex was it mountain dewit
he smashed two beer cans and drank them stone cold steve austin style
^I'd fucking pay to see that
This is one of Lore Master's best videos!
I like that Vader and Palps probably bonded over their childhood racing habits at some point.
He was sleeping in his free time. Duh...
Sith dont sleep. They meditate.
The Jedi meditate as well .
You say you dont sleep?
bc hes old af 😂😂😂😂😂
darth sidious needs no sleep
I'm sure he loved pouring sand ind Darth Vader suit.
coolyoda2 lmao
his suit was designed to irritate him
"it's a prank bro" "it's a prank"
Vader: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@palpatinevevo9773 it was made of a new space age glass like substance, in other words melted sand.
Ever since I watched one of your videos, I’ve been hooked so much. Subscribed immediately and watch vids constantly. Love the channel man!! Wish I came across sooner
Everyone: Obi Wan is the best troller in Star Wars
Me: *Laughs in Sith Lord*
He reports to his master Lord Binks on daily progesses.
Hello there!
@@matthewcass3773 General Kenobi!!!!
@@SouthcarolinaThrift Yes?
@@odie-wankenodie8607 I said General Kenobi not Kenodie lol
Darth Bombad
after the empire was Secure, there was just boredom, all encompassing, UNLIMITED BOREDOM.
- I AM BORED.
- Not. Yet.
- It's some fun activity, then.
Go fuck yourself.
Damn right, Master.
Wait.... you didn't even get laid?
Come on look at him, he looks like a testicle with glowing eyes
I'd love a Disney+ series about Palpatine's life, from childhood to just before Episode 1.
Youve given us a TON of ideas on what he liked to do.
I'm disappointed that he didn't call his book "UNLIMITED POWER"
Pibsss or how to become the Senate.
Written by The Senate.
12 Easy Dark Side Plots to Fame and Fortune
He should write a book on the tragedy of Darth Plageus the wise. I can’t find it in the Jedi library anywhere.
More like "POWER, UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEER!!!"
Well this one's pretty close: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Power
Maybe it was only a matter of time...
He would tell others to "Do It" in his free time
Stryker J most underliked comment lol
He would advertise Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew-it
"Palpatine, what are we going to do with all this day old meat?"
"STEW ET!"
Jew-it
JUST DO IT!!
Imagine if instead of becoming the most evil Sith in the galaxy that Palpatine actually became a renowned racer
Thanks for covering True Star Wars, friend
I imagine emperor Palpatine watching Netflix
On is free time
The Mining Ant This episode of Daredevil is good, very good.
Liamggbb 123 Daredevil huh, I'd figure him for a House of Cards person
Offers the imperial guards to come up to his throne room for Netflix and chill.
UNLIMITED CONTEEEEEENT
Wants to be a professional racer, becomes ruler of the galaxy instead.....
For the last time STOP SHOOTING MY TROOPERS OKAY !?
Wants to be a painter becomes emperor of Germany instead.
There is hope for us all.
Sounds like how my life would go.
Jäger’s ACOG shit happens.
He also enjoyed antiquing, crossword puzzles and shuffleboard
"Now this is speeder bike racing"
Shev Palpatine
So Palpatine wrote the Star Wars version of mien kampf
that one Besserwisser-German here to tell you it's written: Mein Kampf
@@ingwermoschus5630 i thank you for this knowledge a year later
@@helix5441 damm i came to late. XD
It's kinda impressive that you responded
@@halinaqi2194 well german is my speciality.
I can see Palpatine playing with the Star Wars equivalent of Newton Balls or playing with toys while his guards try desperately not to laugh.
That might just be canon
uhh... It's called Newton's Cradle
I think he would spend his time watching the new thriller "The Expansion of the Empire"
"No Sir! I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again!
RequiemPoete “Did you see anything!?”
Teaches his students to use pain to fuel themselves but has a soft cushiony life for himself
00:58 Sheev was a swoop bike racer
He drove so god damned fast
Never did win no checkered flags
but never did come in last
Obviously he was telling others about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
MrWorldCrafts And how he was killed by his apprentice in his sleep!
Who was obvious another guy named Sheev Palpatine...
And say this is how ironic for a (wise) guy who cannot save himself from death
What's with Sith Lords and the craving for Speed. Seems like Anakin and Palpatine could have simply raced each other around the Death Star on their free time.
Illegal Racing causes turn to the Dark Side!
This was a PSA from the Jedi Order.
I really want to see that now. Just the imagery of them racing with tie fighters is epic.
Now that you mention it....
EVERY MOVIE SITH HAD A SPEEDER
Maul-ep1. tatooine
Dooku-ep2. geonosis
Vader-ep1. tatooine(podracer but it still counts right?)
Sidious-Childhood.
@@acrux1918 Anakin did use a speeder on tatooine in attack of the clones
I could picture Palpatine and Vader talk about speed racing, engines and machines on rare occasions.
Palpatine passes by Vader’s workshop and saw him working on his star fighter, then he gives some advices to Vader about improving the spacecraft’s speed.
Vader: You know about machines, master?
Palpatine: What kind of man doesn’t?
We occasionally played tennis he was very skilled.
I can just imagine Palpatine furiously soaring around a racing track behind the Imperial Castle on a speeder bike with a dumb smile on his face.
I’m just imagining Sidious with glasses and sitting at the computer
Electrical bills? I am the SENATE. I have unlimited electricity!
Kyle Osborne lol
@@Juan-dm6ps *unlimited power
Heh boomer
Yes
Palpatine ate Toilet paper in his Free-Time
I don't know why that made me laugh. Well done.
Fact Free 😂thx
lmao
Intro/Thumbnail-Maker i dont get it...
KILLEKIRAHVI .He.Ate.Tiolet.Paper
He had a side hustle flipping Sports cards.
"I knew what was inside the box before l purchased.
It is a power that some would call unnatural. "
Here's what Palpatine is doing in his free time:
*Searching what in the actual f___ is an "Aluminum Falcon"*
Can you imagine bored Palps in his emperor robes cackling madly as he zips past you on his speeder?
"EAT SITH, MOMMA'S BOY! NyahahaHAAAA!"
The robot chicken version, maybe.
tubez4321
UNLIMITED POWAAAAA!!!”
@@matthewcass3773 HORSE POWAAAA!!!
So in other words, he'd be Jeremy Clarkson...
.
.
.
Tonight!
I zap a black man.
Vader kills some children.
And Wilhuff Tarkin says 'Terminate her.'
Hahaha I can just imagine it now palps riding his speeder bike and giving vader the finger as he passed him 🤣
The dark side of the force is a path to many hobbies some consider, unnatural
You mean like becoming senate
Lol
When you tell the media that you play videogames
I just loooove how the video doesn't actually start until over a minute in. Thanks for wasting our time and filling us in on what we already know dude...
In his free time, Palpatine watched Pinky and the Brain. That’s where he got his ambition to take over the galaxy.
Palpatine was Star Wars' body builder. He spent all his time making gains and flexing his UNLIMITED POWAAA!!!
the image of old Palpatine racing through his palaces on a speeder bike is now set in my head...
Sharky Prodiver UNLIMITEDD SPEEDDD!!!
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU STUPID KIDS!!!
Sharky Prodiver I AM THE SPEEDER BIKE
This comment section is pure gold.
Champsr0ck2247 "Now watch this fully operational speeder bike"
I like to imagine he spoke normally when alone and with his personal guard, and sounded evil and gravelly in public and in front of his enemies.
2:45 Looks like he got his hands on the Dark Chrystal.
You forgot his attempt of domination of the soda market with his brand "Mountain Dew It"
Tlot Pwist xDDDDD
Noice
He posted Memes and Videos of him and his frog voice in action
"aiy am thuh SENATE"
"no, NOE, NOAW"
"DEWIT"
general Kenobi is trolling me on space twitter!
POWAA!!! UNLIMITED POWAAAAA!!!!
SzeniT
He was so bored he orchestrated his own rebellion. Making him the winner of the most elaborate suicide award.
0:10 Darth Nihilus: Am I a joke to you?
1:52 So Palpatine liked dank memes. I like him a lot more now.
I feel honored to be the 420th like on your comment.
"Ah I see you're a man of culture as well"
He doesn't like memes. He is a meme.
Lmao
Cabin Boi 24 Dank memes are usually defined as memes that go against social norms and are edgy and offensive.
I really feel like Palpatine wanted to take over the galaxy just for the lulz, to see if he could do it.
He just woke up one day and went "Eh, why not? Something to do."
Ala one D Trump.
Had he become a speed racer contestant, he probably wouldn't have.
Of course, nothing really stopped him from becoming one instead of a Sith Emperor.
You mean like trump?
Palpatine: - I want the galaxy.
Senate: - Why?
Palps: - Because kek
Omg I'd love to see the emperor cruising on a speeder and been a 1950s rebel 😂
Sooo nice video!
Seems like a pretty fun guy to be around with :D
Ridic yeah just don't pissed him off, he will kill in a heart beat.
If he doesn't kill you for fun or because he's pissed at you, that statement is factually true. He has great taste to say the least and his statements put hallmark to shame.
Based sheev seems like a pretty good leader to be with.
He plays with his nephew and electricutes black people to death in his spare time... Sounds fun to me too!
No, he really isn't.
I mean, Imagine someone ran into his private room while he holo-skyped with the seperatists beeing all shady and evil. Always liked the thought of him preparing himself for the calls like putting on the robe/hood, testing is voice and so on
Cough a few times to get the voice just right
Makes you wonder if he was just in his underwear the whole time.
“something, something, something, DARHK SIYDE. Got it.”
i think Palpatine is the kind of evil character that hates boredom more than losing
Wild alternate universe where Paply just became a wild master class speedbike racer instead of conquering the galaxy lmao
he was a sweet old man in his spare time. he also provided electroshock to patients and jump started cars.
Lol
The bit about him being bored explains why when he fought Darth Maul and Savage Oppress, he was laughing the whole time. Freaking unnnerving...
First like after 2 years
@@ok-ql5ocfirst like after three years
Nah, Palpatine did old-timey stuff like chess, cards, reading and watching tv
Headcannon: Palpatine and teenage Anakin would just start talking about speeder bikes and podracing during official events.
See, kids? Speeding leads to the dark side. Just look at Darth Vader and Sidious.
...
Now THIS is pod racing!
HOLY SHIT! You're telling me I get to shoot lightning out of my fingers if I go 63 in a 60 zone? SIGN ME THE HELL UP FOR THAT!
Damn, Sonic and the Flash must be the most evil beings in the Universe.
Speeding is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
Just remember, the star wars universe was conquered by a guy named Sheev.
Conor Osborne One letter off 'Sheep'
I thought his name was frank?
Zerachiel van Mark
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just remember that our universe was almost conquered by a guy named adolf. I think thats worse lol
Conor Osborne
Wonder if he was related to Derek from dukes of hazard
that last picture is so dope
What he did in his free time?
- Played Golf
- Editing Yoda's Wikipedia article and engaging in editing wars
- Watching Wookie Pr0n
- Playing D&D
- Baking his own bread
- Working on a side hustle
- Working on his great Nabooan novel
- Being an avid hunter
- doing pilates
- writing his first standup routine he plans to perform at the annual Death Star Employees' Fest
- finally getting around to learning the piano
- binging the latest show on Galaxyflix
Ah the secret of Immortality, it takes a life-time to learn.
...only to get bored even more than you ever would as a mortal