*my father always tries to get me to come to the Death Star for some tennis, but yoda always loses his stick to seagulls, so I have to help him with that*
U and ur father have a lot in common young luke... Both of u have robot arms, u both had the same situation where one of ur hands got cut off, and then U BOTH CUT OFF EACH OTHERS HANDS!!!It's too bad Leia doesn't have anything in common with his Father...
The Tennis Championship is one of the oldest traditions to be followed by the Sith. It's an honor to have Darth Vader as the most powerful and skillful Tennis player in the galaxy.
Contrary to popular belief, I did beat Anakin on the tennis court. However, my limitless potential was ended swiftly when the clone troopers under me figured this out.
I was taught in the art of tennis from a very young age and taken from my family to train. As I grew, I became a tennis knight and surpassed my peers in the beautiful art of tennis. I eventually confronted the tennis council to make me a tennis master. I grew more powerful than all other tennis players. The tennis council refused to do such a thing, but they knew not of my tennis skills. I could best anyone if them in that moment. The tennis chancellor told me about the true power of the tennis racket. He told me things only a tennis master could have known about. He told me tennis had the power to save my loved ones and grant me true power. The tennis chancellor hated the council just as I and showed me the true power of tennis. The council tried to kill him, but I had to save the chancellor. I killed them all. Every tennis player in the grand tennis temple. I killed every child and trainee. I used the power of tennis to destroy the institution itself. I used tennis to conquer the known galaxy. I love tennis.
But the tennis master tennis-won tennisbi was sent to kill the tennis knight lord vader, he lost to tennisbi’s blue tennis racket, and was left to get roasted on discord
All darth Vader wants to do is a father, daughter tennis match But being the leader of the rebellion it’s hard Why are there so many people here now?is this a reunion?
I was addicted to tennis but when I was Vader I couldn’t play it anymore so I got depressed and did not care about padme...I just wanted to play tennis again
Played Anakin in tennis I did. Beat him Multiple times I did. More experienced I was. The anger caused by losing all of these tennis matches made him turn to the dark side.
Me and 3PO, have witnessed Master Anakin's amazing power in space golf. One time I had to restored 3PO's memory because Master Anakin sended the ball flying and it landed on 3PO's head, and the impact was so hard it erased his whole memory.
Shai Rombout As Mr Maul’s personal physician, I can confirm that his body is covered in horns of varying sizes, the smallest of course extending from his penis.
OK Obi wan you can stop with the High Ground. We get, you have the high ground. Vader wouldn't have ended up like that if you saved him after you cut his limbs off.
Vader's dating profile would be interesting. "Just a chill, easygoing guy. Hobbies include grieving, consuming liquid food and trying to heal my lungs."
I once heard from the bounty hunter Boba Fett that Vader would always play tennis. He sucked at it so much that he blew up Alderaan not long after losing to a Gungan there.
Darth Vader meditating & hating himself in solitude then emerging focused & ready to do his job again is the most compelling Star Wars image I've seen or heard in a long time.
Me: Ooh, this'll be interesting. What exactly does one of the most iconic villains in fictional history do on his days off? Vader: *shuts himself in his room to eat ice cream and cry*
I always saw him playing Tennis when he wasn’t around giving orders. I think he was doing it to cheer up Leia after we destroyed Alderann. She loved Tennis, too.
Well, palpatine did an 800 degree spin jump from lower ground when the Jedi tried to arrest him, and Vader witnessed this, assumed he could do the same thing to Obi-wan I guess.
dat boi Pretty sure that move by Palpatine is something he trained to do. I mean I haven't seen a single Jedi Be able to do what Palpatine does with his force push.
Vader’s list of things he hates 1: Sand 2: Tuskin Raiders 3: Obi Wan 4: Rebel Skum 5: Luke Skywalker 6: Jedi’s 7: Officers 8: High Grounds 9: People he loves dying 10: Wokiees
This is the best Star Wars YT channel. Not just because of the high quality, straight-to-the-point videos. But also because of the civil and hilarious subscribers in the comment’s section. Also, when I was a teenager, I really wanted to join Vader’s Tennis team. But I never had enough time to practice. So when the tryouts came, I was unsurprisingly rejected by Lord Vader himself. I was left breathless. Oh well, you can’t join if you’re unqualified.
There so many people in line I killed them. Then the man at checkout started screaming and shivering in fear saying "don't kill me please" then I killed him and left. 1 star review I would not recommend buying power converters there.
@Unovacowgirl K awww that poor thing, having your energy drained, is NOT fun! - I'm pretty sure Vader would have healed himself that quickly, if it only just "drained him of energy" lol. Fucc Rey
*VADER'S Schedule* 4 o'clock: Wallow in self pity. 4 thirty: Stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock: Solve Galactic Hunger. (Tell no one) 5 thirty: Jazzercise. 6 thirty: Dinner with me. (can't cancel, again) 7 o'clock: Wrestle with my self loathing.
Many stories are told among our bases. The mightiest of the Jedi warriors, famous for his terrible war crimes, and a thunderous and stupendous skill at playing tennis. I'd pay my oil bath for a week to watch one of those matches...
True, but I imagine it would get tiring for the Imperials having to justify/sideline reasons for why people die. Besides, considering its Darth Vader, I doubt he went shopping at the local mall regularly anyway.
Thomas Weeden Darth Vader: hmmm I want three ultra(or super whatever the hell they are called he ones with cities and stuff on them) star destroyers. Dealer okay that will be 1150,756 galactic cre- Vader:*uses the force to choke guy* and I would like to have them free. Dealer:no-problem but-could you-put-me down?
kane robertson What the other two comments said, but also because it’s relatable to a lot of people. Me personally I look at movies, shows, and enjoy games from my early years and I especially make them my go to when I’m stressed
My father was indeed obsessed with tennis. He even wanted me to join his tennis team so that we may win every tennis match. But I'm more of a baseball guy, so I declined by jumping into the abyss.
I've always practiced tennis with my father when I was young. Beating Darth Vader in a tennis match was as easy as pulling a hair strand out of butter.
I remember reading in the novels that Vader would challenge himself to see how long he could breathe normally without the mask & respirator. His personal record was about 2 minutes...
I never played tennis with *Lord Vader* himself, but when *He* visited our planet, *He* asked to see our local tennis courts. Much to my surprise, *He* was an outstanding tennis player.
This actually a pretty sad part of Vader that I didn't know of, wearing a survival suit that he hated because he needs it. Only eating food even if was painful and top it all off, regretting his life choices that led him to the Sith Lord he became and never ever seeing the children he didn't know that existed until the end of his life. I still feel bad at times for Vader.
Worked on ships? That’s cool, anakin used to fix and build stuff when he was upset, it was like a coping mechanism so it’s cool than Vader still does it.
Vaders freetime schedule: Listen to Imperial March improv suggestions from stormtroopers 10 minutes of griping about sand Grief while eating those fried frog things from Tatooine that Jar Jar ate Take off helmet and pour cold water on head for 15 minutes (25 when worked up) Contemplate life while wondering why Obi-wan let him to suffer on Mustafar instead of putting him out his eternal torture Adjust his button/computer thingy (Feel free to add anything)
I heard he tried to improve his skills in The Floor is Lava... but after the Second Death Star was destroyed I as a force ghost saw him lying in a fire on Endor, so I think he failed again
Tynan Crane something something the suit being removed without a bunch of work would lead to him dying. Vader’s kind of a bitch about that. Palpatine even had a new suit for him that was much better and he refused it cause he felt like it would kill him.
The pain made him stronger indeed, but it restrained him of achieving his full potential, which is what Plapatine would've wanted. An injured apprentice is perfect for a Sith Master.
@@ing4gi didnt palpatine purposely make vaders suit like that so he could never overthrow him. Pretty sure he installed little needles that prodded vaders skin with every move he made so he was constantly in pain and made it so his suit was extremely vulnerable to lightning.
![What Palpatine Did in His Free Time [Legends]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CyfFyLNbaxo/mqdefault.jpg)
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Vader usually spent his time crying and eating food, but occasionally we played tennis. He always beat me.
Emperor Palpatine Maybe because you wasted your ulimited "powa" on killing Windu
Ivan Viera XD
lol
Emperor Palpatine Try using a bottle
but he DID collect all the Outer Rim quarters, in mint condition.
Dad keeps trying to invite me over to play tennis. I keep telling him I’m too busy and he seems to get really upset. Am I a bad son?
A bit you got to reach out to him, he is trying to change but will need your help.
r/reddit AITA
Yeah go play tennis with him
Definitely
I'd say invite him to Hoth! That would be fun!
Lord Vader does indeed love his tennis, I guard his personal tennis court, sometimes we play, but I always lose.
If you win could he kill you?
@James skywalker he broke one of my limbs last time we played in a big space pod
Can you please explain why everyone is talking about tennis? I tried very hard to listen for it but no success can you explain the joke?
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel I find your lack of humour Disturbing.
@@t.jmaddog2188 bro explain please
I trained Anakin in the arts of tennis, and after he surpassed me and won for the first time it got to his head and he fell to the dark side
The superiority of the high ground
Hello there
@@emperorkarlfranz1548 Emperor Karl
Hello there
@@jose-gr7jg General jose..
Everytime I ask if they're playing tennis tonight, they insist that they are not...
They're going to regret this...
You ded tho
Ok boomer
Well you have 4 arms it wouldn't be fair
this is like a *2v1* meh, he has *4 arms*
You have four arms , it's not fair, go play tennis with a professional like Ganon
*my father always tries to get me to come to the Death Star for some tennis, but yoda always loses his stick to seagulls, so I have to help him with that*
Luke Skywalker bad lip reading
young luke, dont you leave your papa alone
Lanny Bunawih but I don’t have time and my papa cut off my hand
U and ur father have a lot in common young luke... Both of u have robot arms, u both had the same situation where one of ur hands got cut off, and then U BOTH CUT OFF EACH OTHERS HANDS!!!It's too bad Leia doesn't have anything in common with his Father...
Tell the green man I said hello
even on his free time, he doesn’t practice on how to use the high ground, he always play tennis even if i’m a force ghost
Got Another Tennis Star Wars Comment Here
You free Saturday I'm playing with Boba and Luke
@@lilgenie7946 This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
Lol
I almost cut my arm off with a lightsaber
The Tennis Championship is one of the oldest traditions to be followed by the Sith. It's an honor to have Darth Vader as the most powerful and skillful Tennis player in the galaxy.
Wow then how good were you at tennis?
WTF is this comment section?
@@krugerstan ikr
@@krugerstan a masterpiece
Where’s the part about tennis lol I can’t find it
Vader hires me to do his work so he could relax and later we could play Tennis
Jetpacks included? lol
Gseric47 no he says no jetpacks
I'm sorry to here about your dad
Tennis this Saturday? im free
Darth Vader ok
When I was younger, Vader said that he really liked the sport tennis. He won the galaxy championship
Daaanngggg what racket did he use the lightsaber racket? XD
You are not the last character here.
Can any one tell why every one is talking about tennis
Didn’t Vader die before Kylo was born
@@lindsaywood1410 your grandpa's sports accomplishments are passed down to generations
I'd imagine Palpatine would be the kind of person who would spin around in His chair in His freetime when nobody is around.
Michael Paget xD
Michael Paget this is the best comment on this video!😂😂😂😂
Michael Paget this is the best comment on this video!😂😂😂😂
Star Wars Master lol thx. Palpatine has a good sense of humor. I bet he's a cool guy once u get to know him.
Star Wars Master Ur so correct
Contrary to popular belief, I did beat Anakin on the tennis court. However, my limitless potential was ended swiftly when the clone troopers under me figured this out.
You are my favorite
You’re so good at duelling you beat anakin where most sith couldnt
Bastards!
There you are!
@@obi-wankenobi1159 hello there!
I once tried beating him in tennis but he cut 3 of my arms to make it “fair”
I love how everyone is talking about tennis
You are shorter than I expected. Wait. You are not short. You are microscopic
Lol
@@anakinskywalker374 my love
@@padmeamidala5524 Angel. It is been a very long time. I haven't seen you for 7 months. How are you angel?
Damn I never knew Anakin played tennis, I always played with fisto mostly and padme.
AND I WON ALMOST EVERY MATCH
@@dylankramer8654 NO UR NOT FISTO,UR FOOL,UR WEAK AS SHIT KIT
@@dylankramer8654 shut yo weak ass up u just mad u ain't a main character
Plutonicgnat115 cool I DIED for plot 🙄 also I’m not dead
Minja Jovanovic who ever said I died 😳
I don’t know who he is because I’m just a senator from Naboo, but I will watch his career with great interest.
you’re not a senator , you are the senate
Not yet
@@jcdenton3708 it's treason then
@@user-ko3te7oy6d *AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Do you mean his tennis career?
I'm training Kylo Ren to become one of the best tennis players, on a par with Lord Vader himself.
@Conner Lewellen Wasted*
No, hated, he was right. His character was stupid and another reason why the new trilogy was garbage
@Conner Lewellen no,wasted. Snoke had a good actor and place in the story...but he got
killed the 2nd and final time we saw him in person
Your only HALF the sith palpatine was ;)
SHUT UP OLD MAN
Yes, when he was my master we played tennis very often. He was addicted.
@Vevencio Torres (124vevtorr) Hahahahaha I’m dead foreallll
Lol i love how everyone is talking about tennis
I heard he force choked the tennis ball
We made sand Castles when he wasn't so "depressed" about panda bear or whatever her name was.
I would make Ashoka force choke on my tennis balls too
I doubt he used the beach resort, he doesnt like sand.
It gets in his suit
@@thebassist8038 it's also pretty coarse
I feel like he hates lava a lot more now
@@peterpretzington9669 and rough
@@pedromauricio360 and it gets everywhere
Master taught me tennis at his beach once, he is so fast that I need to double wield two rackets in order to defeat him.
There’s two of you and you have 69 subs bruhhhhh
I love how everyone is all in character
Your the second Asoka ?
He needs to be fast because he dont want sand all over his body, he doesnt like sand tho 😢
I was taught in the art of tennis from a very young age and taken from my family to train. As I grew, I became a tennis knight and surpassed my peers in the beautiful art of tennis. I eventually confronted the tennis council to make me a tennis master. I grew more powerful than all other tennis players. The tennis council refused to do such a thing, but they knew not of my tennis skills. I could best anyone if them in that moment. The tennis chancellor told me about the true power of the tennis racket. He told me things only a tennis master could have known about. He told me tennis had the power to save my loved ones and grant me true power. The tennis chancellor hated the council just as I and showed me the true power of tennis. The council tried to kill him, but I had to save the chancellor. I killed them all. Every tennis player in the grand tennis temple. I killed every child and trainee. I used the power of tennis to destroy the institution itself. I used tennis to conquer the known galaxy. I love tennis.
Underrated
5/10
wow.
But the tennis master tennis-won tennisbi was sent to kill the tennis knight lord vader, he lost to tennisbi’s blue tennis racket, and was left to get roasted on discord
HOLY SHIT
All darth Vader wants to do is a father, daughter tennis match
But being the leader of the rebellion it’s hard
Why are there so many people here now?is this a reunion?
I know leia
PADME IS THAT YOU!? YOU’RE ALIVE! OMFG IM SOOO HAPPY I MISSED YOU!
@@bensolokyloren4536 ya can't say the same
:)
As opposed to a closer, son match
I was addicted to tennis but when I was Vader I couldn’t play it anymore so I got depressed and did not care about padme...I just wanted to play tennis again
Bet
Remember I beat you in tennis and you took my head off after....
Legend, absolute legend
You what-
Hi father
I stalk him as a force ghost and stop him from repairing his lungs.
looks like somebody didn't get invited to play tennis
Damn you dooku!
BEEP BOOP BEEEEEEEP BOPP BODIBOPE
I hate you
Aedan Noble Dooku was qui gons master
Played Anakin in tennis I did. Beat him Multiple times I did. More experienced I was. The anger caused by losing all of these tennis matches made him turn to the dark side.
Master where are you, teach me tennis 🎾
so wise Master Yoda
One of the only things Anakin taught Ashoka was how to play tennis
@Minstrel Piece Theaters with Alistair Alan A Dale anakin killed dooku not Kenobi
Hm
its so sad that anakin skywalker got ligma
and how to handle a meatsaber. it was surreal
It’s aHSoka to you
I was able to beat Lord Vader in tennis but he killed me shortly after, what a sore loser.
Shut up cheater
I always wanted to play tennis with Lord Vader...
@@thinkingboi9508 ikr
So Donald Trump basically
Is this force ghost Imperial Stormtrooper #2837
?
*_As a droid that survived Clone Wars and was with Vader,I can tell for sure - he beated Palpatines butt in tennis for 69.000 times._*
Dang
*Nice*
Nice
Nice
noice
I am Lord Vader’s biggest fan I’ve watched all his matches as my lord, I don’t think I’d be any good at playing though
🤣🤣🤣
Gonk
You are a great audience because of how good you are at cheering me up
Gonk
N
I played tennis and totally didn’t cry 😢 I won every game
yee
We don't cry
There r 2 of u!!!!!
Do you play Fortnite Lord Vader?
David Leung no unlike us he has better things to do
What did vader do in his free time?
He went into 3 rap battles with hitler
Would like this but it has 69 likes
-BOBOMB - 94 now
Lmao
Only true legends will understand...
You mean he won three
I see him playing tennis sometimes with others. He looks very skilled. Maybe I should try to play with him too.
Mmmm
Don’t do it, he killed men for scoring once.
YES
PTSD....
No dude
Me and 3PO, have witnessed Master Anakin's amazing power in space golf. One time I had to restored 3PO's memory because Master Anakin sended the ball flying and it landed on 3PO's head, and the impact was so hard it erased his whole memory.
I think you're mistaken droid, it was tennis.
Thats nothing compared to his tennis skills...
This is not the sport your looking for....
~ You want Tennis
Some time's I want to go on Vader's beach but he hates sand
Lol that's good
Just go without him
Plus there's that thing with him killing you; which kind of makes this impossible.
Yes it gets everywere
@@brendanr1525 o .....
10 PM: I'll just watch one more video then I'll go to bed
3 AM: What Darth Vader Did in His Free Time
Darth Darthius 😂😂😂😂 me right now
Sameee
made my night😂
Darth Darthius deadass
Darth Darthius IKR!!!!!!!!!!!!
But can you defeat a tennis game against general grievious
Greivous would prolly hit hella aces w his four arms
@@raygiovanno8657 that would be cheating
After having a lil fight with Kenobi probably yes
No he can’t
Shai Rombout As Mr Maul’s personal physician, I can confirm that his body is covered in horns of varying sizes, the smallest of course extending from his penis.
POV: you’re looking in the comments to try and figure out why everyone is talking about Vader playing tennis
You don't question the tennis, You accept and welcome the tennis
Yes.
I'm just trying to find more comments that talk about vader and tennis
fr
This is the way
Most of my time with Vader was just him and I playing Tennis.
I don't know how but he's just too good at it, couldn't win a single game.
Bro, you are not canon anymore :(
He was training you to beat palatine.
@@catiar14575 nah Disney can eat one
My childhood will always be canon
Me and Vader would play tennis a lot I’ve never one a round to him tho...
As a force ghost?
BirdBoy • oh I never died
Kit Fisto well that’s a twist
How was it putting the fisto in Ayla Secura’s panties kit?
Fisto by name..... fisto by reputation? 😏
Why would I ever use my beach house?! It’s surrounded by SAND!
Haha
Or your mountain resort. It has high ground EVERYWHERE!
@@lukeskywalker8543 lol son replying to father
My only explanation why is because Padme loves water? She said it herself right before you started declaring your hatred of sand xD
Give it to Luke and Leia. They need a good vacation spot.
Luke told me many stories about his father's tennis championship. It was quite intriguing, really. I still would have one though.
Won*
I love how all the top comments are accounts pretending to be star wars characters who played tennis with Vader.
who says they’re pretending?
We are not pretending. We are not characters. We are real.
@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 I see
Ikr
@@SnowtrooperTW-5102 then you *missed* something ;)
I remember one time in the clone wars me and Anakin played Tennis, then he hit me with a blaster bolt...
what issue tennis racket were you using if you don't mind me asking?
So uncivilised
I don't remember this
what do I do with my free time? Look at what a fictionalized character did in his free time. lol
Comment of the year
I AGREE. :3
300th like! Good shit
Ironic
FAP
I was trained in the ways of tennis, me and Vader would have a close battle.
Who cares what he did, he didn't have the high ground which lead him to suffering.
General Kenobi..you are a hobo one
Suffering in that hot, course sand that got everywhere
And you secluded tourself on the desolate wastes of Tattooine. Sounds like self-inflicted suffering, in exile.
Stop flexing ur high ground
OK Obi wan you can stop with the High Ground. We get, you have the high ground.
Vader wouldn't have ended up like that if you saved him after you cut his limbs off.
I almost beat him in a tennis match he won, but not by much.
I will win with very much next time
Darth Vader yes I’m afraid you will
Darth Maul yeah Vader gonna smack you next time
Imma use a double ended racket
Darth Maul oh ok well Vader better pull up then
Vader's dating profile would be interesting. "Just a chill, easygoing guy. Hobbies include grieving, consuming liquid food and trying to heal my lungs."
One question....are you available?
Mrly Doomly yes I have the same question
"Killed my wife." would be an interesting addition to his profile.
Pork Cutlet actually, Padme died in childbirth but, yeah 😂
@@NikNokGamer To be fair, Vader/Anakin thought that he killed Padmé for the rest of his life.
"When he wasn't grieving over his wifes death, he was training to challenge Serena Williams "
LMAOO
And ROGER FEDERER
Alright, that was actually good.
Wait your telling me he killed us, then goes on to playing tennis?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes i won too
Did he kill ya with his racket?
Sucks
@@Mikeplaysdbd SAND
I do admit I love playing tennis in my free time
We should play sometime
YEAH! 🤩
Totally.
I hate my helmet it’s course is rough irritating and it hurts everywhere
His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far...
Anything i can do general?
@@DogeCop oh I don't think so
@@abtross yes sir. Had to ask sir
Darth Vader thankfully you had tennis
I once heard from the bounty hunter Boba Fett that Vader would always play tennis. He sucked at it so much that he blew up Alderaan not long after losing to a Gungan there.
Fun fact, in legends, Boba even dueled him to a standstill twice using one of lightsaber trophies from the Jedi he killed.
@@joehumpston7937I heard differently. I heard he challenged him to Tennis.
I love how everyone who have nicknames like star wars chracters, are writting about Darth Vader tennis passion🤣🤣🤣😂
I know right? Like is there some Star Wars lore about tennis that I’m missing out on?
@@chaussure2465 care to explain more
@@birdboy16, papa palpatine made a comment on tennis, everyone rolled with it
@@judgment5090 yeah I know that know
I dont they're annoying
Darth Vader meditating & hating himself in solitude then emerging focused & ready to do his job again is the most compelling Star Wars image I've seen or heard in a long time.
Most definitely, we need a movie on these 15 or so years here that focus solely on Vader himself.
he visit me sometimes in his free time
Master shut up!!
Its no longer a secret!!!
Darth Vader you fail me, last time you visited me you didn't bring Coffee like I requested
i didnt know what type master cappuccino or espresso you just said "Bring me Coffee!!"
Darth Vader I also requested Deathsticks but you didn't bring them too. If you fail me again mesa will replace you with Kylo Ren
He will fail you even more my lord
I played Vader once in tennis. He would win evertime. I miss my Fingers.
Oof
yo 💀
Well general skywalker tried to beat me at table tenis once he failed until we had a remach he won that day but I will come back to beat him again
Ooohhh quit fantasising you old dog 😂
Ping pong?
Wait why is everyone talking about tennis am I missing something I'm probably going to get whooshed
@@TamiyaRyouko sure you do
I love tennis more than my own son
Hey. Hey. Execute Order 66.
Me: Ooh, this'll be interesting. What exactly does one of the most iconic villains in fictional history do on his days off?
Vader: *shuts himself in his room to eat ice cream and cry*
That broke my heart and made me chuckle at the same time.
The Itinerant same here. I didn’t even think that was possible.
And Tennis.
@@DARTH-R3VAN
And podracing with Sheev.
Depressed boi
-Castle on Mustafar
-Now who has the higher ground
Nice burn
Awful? What are you doing here?
didn't expect to see you here! love your ytps
THE NEW FAWFUL ADVENTURES™ hi
THE NEW FAWFUL ADVENTURES™ gghgygyguylglu
I always saw him playing Tennis when he wasn’t around giving orders. I think he was doing it to cheer up Leia after we destroyed Alderann. She loved Tennis, too.
His fucking fault if he believed he could double backflip slay a jedi master from the low ground
dat boi ,had the higher ground
Well, palpatine did an 800 degree spin jump from lower ground when the Jedi tried to arrest him, and Vader witnessed this, assumed he could do the same thing to Obi-wan I guess.
dat boi Pretty sure that move by Palpatine is something he trained to do. I mean I haven't seen a single Jedi Be able to do what Palpatine does with his force push.
dat boi but he also had the lava ground
dat boi he new obi one did it to mual so he believed he should of
Nah he was flattening out whole planets so there would be no high ground
All these likes are flat earthers
"I must make sure the ground is equal if some man in a hood comes"
-vader
Vader’s list of things he hates
1: Sand
2: Tuskin Raiders
3: Obi Wan
4: Rebel Skum
5: Luke Skywalker
6: Jedi’s
7: Officers
8: High Grounds
9: People he loves dying
10: Wokiees
Oh my god haha
😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I dont think Vader used the beach resort.
He hates sand.
it sounds to me like a joke ha ha
Exotic Butters I HATE THEM!!!
Exotic Butters thanks for a good laugh!
This joke is kind of pointless seeing as anakin does have a reason to hate sand seeing as he was born on a desert world.
Exotic Butters Lol yeah
This is the best Star Wars YT channel. Not just because of the high quality, straight-to-the-point videos. But also because of the civil and hilarious subscribers in the comment’s section.
Also, when I was a teenager, I really wanted to join Vader’s Tennis team. But I never had enough time to practice. So when the tryouts came, I was unsurprisingly rejected by Lord Vader himself. I was left breathless.
Oh well, you can’t join if you’re unqualified.
HAL, tell Dave hi for us!
I’m sorry @@babsbybend. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
“He did have the credits to purchase pretty much anything he wanted”
Imagine Vader at checkout in hobby lobby as the cashier bags his items.
"Vader! What are you doing here?"
"Forgive me my lord, but I have a coupon for a packet of perler beads and polymer clay"
With Palpy at his back berating his overindulgence.
There so many people in line I killed them. Then the man at checkout started screaming and shivering in fear saying "don't kill me please" then I killed him and left.
1 star review I would not recommend buying power converters there.
Chad Vader
Darth Vader why didn’t you just force throw them out of line lord Vader?
Vader spends decades trying to heal himself, Rey gives out free heals like candy!
More like spam than candy.
I mean, one is a Mary Sue and the other isn't so...
@Unovacowgirl K awww that poor thing, having your energy drained, is NOT fun!
- I'm pretty sure Vader would have healed himself that quickly, if it only just "drained him of energy" lol.
Fucc Rey
@Unovacowgirl K Once you use the word "boomer," you're just an ageist piece of shit that no one likes.
@@StenoTimmy ok boomer
All I’m getting out of the comments is that he plays tennis.
I dont understand vader and tennis. Can someone explain
Wanna play tennis
It's called someone has multiple TH-cam Troll accounts that are star wars based and they made up some shit about playing tennis.
@@MrParkerman6 And going on about the high ground all the fucking time
Roots ikRoots in right high ground is not funny anymore
Darth Vader in public: Towering and terrifying Sith Lord
Darth Vader in meditation chamber: *"oh boy can't wait to eat this choccy bar"*
Then play tennis
This is the most beautiful comment section I’ve ever seen
So far 😏
It's practically a memoir about Vader's many adventures in TENNIS
LOL
I know right?
-HISHE Darth Maul
so many characters
*VADER'S Schedule*
4 o'clock: Wallow in self pity.
4 thirty: Stare into the abyss.
5 o'clock: Solve Galactic Hunger. (Tell no one)
5 thirty: Jazzercise.
6 thirty: Dinner with me. (can't cancel, again)
7 o'clock: Wrestle with my self loathing.
Avenger85438 legendary comment
Avenger85438 if you know you know👍🏼
HA!
*Stormtroopers swoop in* “You’Ve BeeN NoMiNaTeD To Be HoLiDay CheeRMeiSTeR!”
Best comment I’ve seen 😂
Palpatine in his free time:
Opera, writing a book, occasionally torture Jedi.
Vader in his free time:
Eat through a straw.
I like opera yes sometime never torture Jedi since Vader did that in his early years but I love eating Nachos
Vader im free time spent in crying.
Many stories are told among our bases. The mightiest of the Jedi warriors, famous for his terrible war crimes, and a thunderous and stupendous skill at playing tennis. I'd pay my oil bath for a week to watch one of those matches...
What everyone i like tennis
Wanna play bruv
Ahsoka Its okay we can play right now
Ok
Tatooin
@@tokyo-9969 master skywalker wanna play on the wii
Vader isn’t scary. He’s just sad.
killed half of the universe and he's not scary, are you intoxicated 🤨
But I know too of how scary he was he was always sad of what he has become 😪
qesa0000 js thanos?
sad? he's depressed af
qesa0000 js i think you swapped vader with thanos
“Had enough credits to buy anything he wanted.”
Bruh this is Death Vader, he don’t need no credits to get stuff he wanted.
True, but I imagine it would get tiring for the Imperials having to justify/sideline reasons for why people die.
Besides, considering its Darth Vader, I doubt he went shopping at the local mall regularly anyway.
You wanna buy some death sticks?
Its to intent the player a sense pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroe....oh wait
Thomas Weeden
Right you are.....
Thomas Weeden
Darth Vader: hmmm I want three ultra(or super whatever the hell they are called he ones with cities and stuff on them) star destroyers.
Dealer okay that will be 1150,756 galactic cre-
Vader:*uses the force to choke guy* and I would like to have them free.
Dealer:no-problem but-could you-put-me down?
Reading the comments feels like finding a secret branch of the video, or watching an after credits scene.
Why can't more be like this?
Also, props the 500 burner accounts that were made for this. Respect
Vader hates to see people smoking because of what happened to his lungs.
Don't smoke kids! :D
Strange Person! xP Lel
Vader will choke the life out of you before the tar in your lungs can.
Gaurav Cheema Another edgelord that beats his meat to hilter acting like he did nothing wrong.
hahaha
He spends his free time working with the D.A.R.E. Campaign
why does the idea of him still enjoying interests from his childhood as a grown sith lord make me so sad??
Makes me sad too. Palpatine sunk his claws into him and kinda turned him into what he is
I like to imagine he still says "Wizard" when he's all by himself fixing the tie lol.
kane robertson What the other two comments said, but also because it’s relatable to a lot of people. Me personally I look at movies, shows, and enjoy games from my early years and I especially make them my go to when I’m stressed
Childhood interests like building stuff and killing sand people?
It has to be a self therapy thing
Why would he own a beach resort?
He hates sand XD!!!
It's probably the only place on Coruscant that reminded him of Naboo.
Being a Sith that'd be a good way to further your tie to the dark side. Fuel the hatred.
lemonny3663 tatooine not Naboo
@@nidhinninan1071: They suggested Naboo, obviously because of Padme. Welcome to Star Wars, we hope you stay a while.
its a prison. for sand
My father was indeed obsessed with tennis.
He even wanted me to join his tennis team so that we may win every tennis match.
But I'm more of a baseball guy, so I declined by jumping into the abyss.
You did the right thing.
He tries to mimick his own voice without the mask
i know this is a joke, but he could barely reach the volume of a midichlorian fart.
He alters his voice synthesizer and talks like Mickey Mouse in front of his battalion, the first one who laughs, dies.
LincolnTek Follows Tarkin with the voice of Jar-Jar.
@@Wildstar40 this reminds me of the monty python skit called "biggus dickus"
4:20
Imagine Vader on Mustafar, studying the landscape, trying his best to locate and eliminate all of the high ground.
He even founded the flat mustafar society in a desperate effort to convince himself that there were no high grounds
And find a good spot to play tennis
He must’ve built the palace to always have the high ground
LMAO, and building tennis arenas, obviously
And dreaming of beating everyone at tennis
So Vader’s life is basically like LEGO Bruce Wayne’s life
Shadow mewtwo Lol.
Uh yes there...... roommates
Ah yes bruce Wayne the one that tortures people to find out where his master is
He's a heavy metal rapping machine
Mak Siccar hell yes
I've always practiced tennis with my father when I was young. Beating Darth Vader in a tennis match was as easy as pulling a hair strand out of butter.
Like a bantha yes?
like a bantha
I can just imagine Darth in his chamber drinking a milkshake 😂
He has to use an "Emergency Induction Port."
Do you want fries with that?
iWonderStudios ? Lol
🤣💀
More like Blue Milk
I remember reading in the novels that Vader would challenge himself to see how long he could breathe normally without the mask & respirator. His personal record was about 2 minutes...
VMIFerrari That's kinda depressing
Ethan Smith I just fell out of my chair laughing
VMIFerrari Olympic record was 2 min 15 secs
Do you reckon he had a chart on his wall?
Monday: 1 min 23 seconds
Tuesday: 34 seconds?
saiful23 He actually said he could breath normally for 2 minutes, not HOLD his breath. So that is sad.
Nobody:
The comments section: TENNIS
STAR WARS TENNIS
All the top comments are from different Star Wars people
I don't get the joke, where is the Tennis joke from?
@@thinkingboi9508 Exactly
@@thinkingboi9508 lol!
I never played tennis with *Lord Vader* himself, but when *He* visited our planet, *He* asked to see our local tennis courts. Much to my surprise, *He* was an outstanding tennis player.
This actually a pretty sad part of Vader that I didn't know of, wearing a survival suit that he hated because he needs it. Only eating food even if was painful and top it all off, regretting his life choices that led him to the Sith Lord he became and never ever seeing the children he didn't know that existed until the end of his life. I still feel bad at times for Vader.
But at least he had tennis
If he didnt have tennis he would have for sure lost it
And to think, if they had just listened to him about Palpatine things might have not gone down the way they did.
Long story short,
Sat in a tiny room,
Ate Liquid Burgers,
Worked on ships,
Murdered robots.
Wait you don't do that
All that power, territory and domination. Just to do what dads do in their garages.
Worked on ships? That’s cool, anakin used to fix and build stuff when he was upset, it was like a coping mechanism so it’s cool than Vader still does it.
I Hate Sand. It Gets Everywhere. Never Go To Tatooine
Darth Vader I bet it feels coarse.
you were born on a sandy planet
Darth Vader how is padme oops you killed her
Darth Vader jaja
With all due respect, my lord, who the fuck do you think you are telling me where and where not to go?
i love how all the top comments are just people talking about tennis with vader
Vader’s lightsaber is red,
The Death star is round.
It’s over Anakin I have the high ground.
No it's not the Death Star is flat! #FlatDeathStarmovement
Miss lippy’s car is green.
*YoU UnDErEsTiMATe mY pOwER*
@@stolasgoetia93 Gold
@@stolasgoetia93 make this a real meme please
Can someone free me from the sarlacc I want to play tennis with this dude
Lol ur already free
Not on you
In you
Did you get out?
U escaped
Me: *looks through comments*
Comments: *TeNniS!*
I tried playing Vader in tennis but he used the force to cheat. I didn’t call him out or anything, I enjoy being alive.
Vaders freetime schedule:
Listen to Imperial March improv suggestions from stormtroopers
10 minutes of griping about sand
Grief while eating those fried frog things from Tatooine that Jar Jar ate
Take off helmet and pour cold water on head for 15 minutes (25 when worked up)
Contemplate life while wondering why Obi-wan let him to suffer on Mustafar instead of putting him out his eternal torture
Adjust his button/computer thingy
(Feel free to add anything)
UnForgivingDragon469 continually fuel his hatred for his arch nemesis, the high ground
Plays Halo 3 (Map: High Ground)
Throws Xbox out of chamber
Kill things, Trying To Kill That *DAMN* Mosquito.
Star Shines4 i don't get it...
One Punch Man.
I heard he tried to improve his skills in The Floor is Lava... but after the Second Death Star was destroyed I as a force ghost saw him lying in a fire on Endor,
so I think he failed again
@@thinkingboi9508 PLS, DEW IT
Tennis.
So you're telling me this man couldn't get a lung transplant?
😂😂😂😂
Tynan Crane something something the suit being removed without a bunch of work would lead to him dying. Vader’s kind of a bitch about that. Palpatine even had a new suit for him that was much better and he refused it cause he felt like it would kill him.
@@ethanrajczak3041
Actually another more better reason is that all the pain the suit gives him makes him stronger.
The pain made him stronger indeed, but it restrained him of achieving his full potential, which is what Plapatine would've wanted. An injured apprentice is perfect for a Sith Master.
@@ing4gi didnt palpatine purposely make vaders suit like that so he could never overthrow him. Pretty sure he installed little needles that prodded vaders skin with every move he made so he was constantly in pain and made it so his suit was extremely vulnerable to lightning.
Literally 10k comments of various star wars characters playing tennis with vader lol.