Smol palpatine: Yoou old sponge... You look terrible! Yoda: DEAD I AM Smol palpatine: *snickers* I know There's a shocking amount of character squeezed into a couple of lines, it's so good. They really do seem like grumpy old rivals.
headcanon: palpatine DIDN'T know how to spell death, and he stopped yoda from spelling it because he knew as soon as he found out how to spell it he would die instantly.
clovely000 We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
I love how Yoda tries to take the high road for half a second and tells Palpatine to rest in peace until he realizes that he's still alive. Then he's just pissed.
I mean, he's probably also using the Force to keep himself from dying out in space, but that's just overthinking something that's supposed to be stupid.
You mean months? Also physiotherapy to fully recover strength can take a lot longer. He was probably healed in 2 months and spent the remaining time trying to sit up.
Also the fact that bones previously broken will always have some long lasting effect. I’d take 36 years of healing over having a crunchy body after a month.
No one mentioned how hilarious it was for Yoda to proceed to spell out dead/death to Palpatine. As if him learning how to spell it would actually kill him lmfao.
The VGM We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
@@adminbosskiller4010 no its you're. Palpatine was basically asking Vader "is this a bit you are doing". Using your would make it so that Vader was owned by Palpatine which he wasn't.
Well, seeing as all Star Wars nerds know the Jedi Code says "There is no death. There is the force." It shouldn't fit anywhere. It's literally something they make the younglings chant. But then I watch the prequels and think, "If that line showed up here it wouldn't surprise me."
@@nothingtoseehear5012 Apparently you do not know the meaning of the word "concept" since you write such garbage. Rejection of the concept does not mean that it does not exist for the character. For example, an atheist can understand the concept of God but at the same time not believe in him, there is no contradiction. in the case of the Jedi and the concept of death, the same is true: "We know this word and what it means, but we are against taking death for a real phenomenon."
@@texnikozero4934 What kind of ignorant non-sense did you just write? No character would say that about the Jedi when their mantra is the exact opposite. The line was 'death is concept CREATED by the Jedi.' In that canon, NO IT ISN'T. Are you stupid? Or did your education system fail you? Pick. It's one or the other. As one human to another...read more. Actually buy a book called, 'How to read'. Open it. Go to page 1. And call someone to walk you through it. (Don't mind me, just seeing what I can come up with to remind you how stupid you are.)
Unless of course you're using the same calendar as the Rebelion, in which case it takes place in the year 34. Which was three hundred fourty-one million years ago, according to Big Top Burger. :3
shshow seriously who was snoke and why did Disney kill him off they actually were doing a good job by having an original villain but instead of sticking with snoke for the final movie they just reuse George Lucas's villain after he dies
@@SomeEpicDoge I guess it is funny but the term "like you" is is subjective it's used to group people together who have few things in common. Back to the movie I just thought that it didn't make sense that palpetine survived at first I didn't even know what the movie would be about at first I just knew palpetine was alive 2 days ago and I saw the movie literally yesterday. Plus they didn't even explain who snoke was his back story or even why his face is so fucked up the finished the trilogy and All we know is that he knew palpetine
Ellie Spry yeah, he got sucked into a garbage chute after he fell into that pit and ended up in a trash planet before being rescued by his brother several years later to take revenge on obi wan
@@heartofthesea572 count Doku died to Anakin when he was replaced as a sith, Smoke was replaced by Kylo, and Darth Plagious was replaced by the palpster himself. The last one is maybe a stretch but either way guess which person was related to their deaths? Palpatine. Who is the only guy in the movies to come back to life? Palpatine. Edit: I should have said that only the sith can kill sith it seems
It's crazy how this 100s animation not only has a better explanation for Palpatine's reappearance than the _official Disney Star Wars trilogy,_ it also has Rey show up with Finn, Rose and that pilot dude as a team, which makes it look like these side-characters actually serve *_any effing point whatsoever_* and like they might actually have done something together lol.
@@Deno2100 Don't worry, I don't lol. Disney bought a franchise for 4 billion dollars and made 3 movies in a trilogy that don't tie into one another at all. The Disney trilogy is such a mess, I bet you could watch them in any random order and it wouldn't make a difference. I don't even know how you do that: Buy rights to an IP for 4 *billion* dollars and then don't even make a basic plan or structure for your tentpole trilogy. And it's not even the worst thing about Disney Star Wars, the single most heinous thing they did was how they treated the fans. Any criticism was met with accusations of sexism and racism. Fine with me, just don't expect me to ever pay money for a Disney product ever again.
@@lanceislateagain They completely wasted him in the first movie. The second came close to giving him a personality, but ultimately, it was lackluster and the third part just dropped that altogether once again. "They fly now" is his only contribution to the Star Wars universe, it seems. It's a symptom of Disney Star Wars, though. They wasted Finn, they wasted pilot dude (I literally can't remember his name... Poe, was that it?), they wasted Kylo more or less, they wasted the original cast and characters wholesale. The sweet irony is: The only person they put any work into was Rey and she's a blank piece of paper, devoid of personality or character outside of _very_ bland tropes.
He didn't survive he died but was able to sustain his spirit through the force. He then just merged with a clone body created by the remnants of the empire as seen in the mandalorian. After that he slowly recovers on exegol until the events of the sequel trilogy.
@JR (And NOT to @ Jack Gibson , ESPECIALLY NOT TO HIM ACTUALLY) This is the only moderately intelligent comment i found here, so here, have my upvote...the rest can go F themselves, they're not true fans...I mean, even I am not a true fan compared to many, yet i find their comments ridiculously off-topic
It’s so weird. In the movies, palpatine is a menacing and terrifying villain, but in extended material like all the lego stuff and fan videos, he’s adorable
I mean the perfect context will be when you’re 87 years old and you’re talking with a long-time friend who’s face is moderately-to-incredibly wrinkly. But until then you really should take any opportunity to say “you old sponge” to someone, it’s not like that term’s gonna vaporize after you say it.
"Every one of these movies is a particularly hard nut to crack. There’s no source material. We don’t have comic books. We don’t have 800-page novels. We don’t have anything other than passionate storytellers who get together and talk about what the next iteration might be.” ~ Kathleen Kennedy (one of the cancerous turds who ruined Star Wars.)
I don’t know about you, but I love sitting in a Godzilla sized chair, let’s me fully curl up in it with no issue, I don’t blame him for calling it perfect
@@stealthisaccount433 but you would have to focus on the cushioning. Imagine having to focus on the force while trying to sleep. If star wars doesnt have the technology for comfyness beyond our understanding i dont know what it is.
"I don't even know how to spell it" "D... E... A-" "No no look I was kidding" I like to think that Palpatine interrupted Yoda because if he did learn how to spell the word "death" he would actually die somehow
“Still at it there are you? The light side is a path to many things people would find, unnatural, as you can see a ghost I am, so join me and be DEAD!”
George Lucas: *hits blunt* I got it! We call him “Death Vader.” Gary Kurts: nah man it’s gotta be something even DARKER than death, ya know? George Lucas: dark...death... darth... DARTH VADER! GaryKurts: *hits the bong and coughs* duuude write that down!
@@peterlane7128 Yes. I was making a point that it's humorous to imagine them interacting at some point after Revenge of the Sith. Your unnecessarily hostile sarcasm is appreciated tho my gamer.
@@Concerned_Custodian hey if you want to color it with your feelings that's not on me. I was trying to be funny. If you want to take it as hostile that energy isn't coming from my side my dude
"Yoda, you, old sponge", the inflection of that line plus the slight psuse absolutely kills me - makes me think Palpatine was having a hard time not laughing.
Ramadhan HidayatDesu Well abeloth when Rey was around is already dead and killed by Luke, but I personally think Palpatine and abeloth fighting would be quite balanced and would be like obi wan vs anakin but with the force, both of them using incredibly powerful dark side techniques, I’m not sure who would win
@@surr3al305 yes, exactly. It's more commonly used to describe a part of a comedian's routine, the set up to the punchline being a "bit". I'm not sure if that's strictly English vernacular bit that's the only place I've heard it.
@@surr3al305 it can also mean an act. he may have thought vader was pretending to get ready to throw him in order to trick luke or something like that.
Honestly I would have accepted the “death is a concept invented by the Jedi” reason for Palpatine being alive, over “he is a clone being inhabited by the force ghost of the real palpatine who is also Rei’s grandfather”
@@banksb9217 Worst death excuse in the entire series. Her last words were to express that she thinks there is "still good on him" Yet she lost the will to live? 🤔
"t h e d a r k s i d e o f t h e f o r c e i s a p a t h w a y t o m a n y a b i l i t i e s m a n y c o n s i d e r u n n a t u r a l -the hack who wrote this sh*t
![What Palpatine Did in His Free Time [Legends]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CyfFyLNbaxo/mqdefault.jpg)
I T S P E R F E C T L Y
S I Z E D F O R MY
L I T T L E B O D Y
The way he says it is just too perfect. Kills me every time.
You came to the wrong server FOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
B O D E H
Not even 1 min later OH NO
IT'S PERFECTLY SIZED FOR MY LIttle bode
Yoda and Palpatine sound like old friends who ended up on opposite sides of a grand conflict, and I like that.
Palpatine: "my little green friend" -Revenge of the Sith
Smol palpatine: Yoou old sponge... You look terrible!
Yoda: DEAD I AM
Smol palpatine: *snickers* I know
There's a shocking amount of character squeezed into a couple of lines, it's so good. They really do seem like grumpy old rivals.
@@Link0304 like you could just picture them both getting stuck in the same nursing home together
💚&🖤
Reminds me Prof. X and Magneto, I mean kinda.
@@JackNapierTM Nice.
headcanon: palpatine DIDN'T know how to spell death, and he stopped yoda from spelling it because he knew as soon as he found out how to spell it he would die instantly.
999th vote :D
@@BloodInTheStrawberries the chair was perfectly sized for his little body :3
It would spell his death
Star Wars version of SCP 2718
Yoda: D-E
Palp: Yoda stop I was joking
Yoda: A-T
Palp: Yoda please stop it was a JOKE!
Yoda: H
Palp: *Lego Death Sound*
No drug will ever compare to the high I get from hearing Palpatine’s pronunciation of “body”
it's perfectly sized for my ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ bₒdₑₕy
I reference “woah!! that was a lot of hard work” all the time
Add to that the tone change in "you, old sponge."
I thought I was the only one lol
I'll just use the force to heal my broken Pit Canary
A chair, it's perfectly sized for my little Pit Canary
3d falling palpatine is the funniest thing I've seen this month
That got me good 😂
What was the funniest thing you saw last month?
As I was reading this I saw it happening, such timing.
clovely000 We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
This is how I feel during the last days before Christmas
“Death is a concept invented by the Jedi” honestly does sound like something he would say.
Its not something the Jedi would teach you, tbh
@Timothy Sterling exactly 😆
"Pfff, I dont even know how to spell it."
The Jedi constantly say there is no death there is the force.
You are getting old, old man!
Truth
There’s just something so genuine about that “oh no”
Wich one
@@lautaromanzano5773 all of them but esp the last one lol
Irony what make it genuine lol
oh no
But how did he make the giant Sith fleet? In his sleep? :D
"Dead I would like you to be as well" has so much more malice and power behind it than I ever expected from Yoda's silly voice.
L I T E R A T E U R E
Infinities Yoda crashef the Death Star into him
*Gasp* "A chair! ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗˡʸ ˢᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᵒᵈʸ."
I'm Just going to take a little nap
That should be an actual part of subtitles for the video
I thought he said "perfectly sized for my little bottom."
I love how he just trying to take a nap, I would love to see a series of short but sweet videos about palpatine doing stuff like this
It's almost like in this universe the new guys are bullies, I legit just want to see him succeed and take a nap
I love it how Palpatine is so squishy and smol while everyone else is realistically proportional.
HexterXD what about Vader? He’s so short
@@vadernation1233 he's like twice as tall though
Smol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smolpatine! X,D
HexterXD it makes him cute.
“im just going to take..a little nap”
palpatine: -(u _ u)-
THAT PART KILLS ME LMFAOO
When he said “-(u_u)-“ I really felt that
(OwO) A CHAIR
pineapplesocklad im waiting for the baby palpatine memes
Squishy Palpy
(-____-)
I love the implied casual frenemy relationship Yoda and Palps have here. Like, they aren't really hostile, just catty.
Now I imagine Palpatine killing the entire Jedi order just to do "a little bit of trolling".
@@michimatsch5862Technically it was too xd
Sounds a bit like Professor X and Magneto's relationship lol.
yea
@@michimatsch5862"got me you did, hmm"
I like to believe that it took him 10 years to heal but took 26 years to get up.
John Marston me
Yes
And he was just lucky enough that there happened to be a deposit of super star destroyers that could be forced pulled to the surface
John? Aren’t you dead? Did you use the force to heal your broken body?
*36 (*26 i understand the comment now)
"Perfectly sized for my little body."
>Has to climb in and legs can't reach the edge
1sr time I heard it I thought he said bottom not body lol.
That seems perfect for me
Couch/Bed/Chair/Throne, its absolitley perfectly sized
Professionals have standards.
if i was a king id have a lay-z-throne.
"death is a concept invented by the jedi" -palpatine, 2019
“i don’t even know how to spell death”
Please tell me that's not what he actually says
Crownch 1 Oh please no, oh god 😨
Always remember
Dying is gay
I SEE THROUGH THE LIES OF THE JEDI
had he finished teaching palpatine how to spell 'death' he would have learnt the concept and died immediately
Lmao
It's sorta like flying.
So long as you don't think about the fact that you shouldn't be able to fly, you can soar to your heart's content.
@@RustBot42 Like in cartoons
@@lorantpapp07 Like in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Well, the sequels anyway.
I love how Yoda just throws confetti on what he assumes to be Palpatines corpse.
He was going to slice it open and use it as a death day cake
He couldn't find flowers
Man I should do this to my dad
I love how baffled Palp is by it. "WAHT IZ THIIIIS!?"
The bitch gone is ding dong"
The dynamic between Yoda and Palatine is the best character interaction I have ever seen in the entire star wars franchise
I kind of wish this was their canon interaction, just old people loathing.
Smug Yoda is the best.
For real, the interaction feels so natural. Worthi is the best.
No-man Baugh He literally threw the whole senate at him to show that he IS IN FACT
THE SENATE
I love how Yoda tries to take the high road for half a second and tells Palpatine to rest in peace until he realizes that he's still alive. Then he's just pissed.
"Death is a concept invented by the Jedi" The most Sith thing ever.
"I don't even know how to spell it"
D
E
A
@@ultrajerry1754 no... I.I...Know... I was kidding
I feel genuine empathy for Palpatine when he says “oh no”
I mean he’s an adorable little Chibi Palpatine who couldn’t love him?
He didn’t know they made another trilogy he’s in trouble
It's all of us Star Wars fans in hindsight.
@@s3dchr Probably the best Villain in fiction, that I know of. Only the Clawed Man from GUN X SWORD comes close.
@@mirceazaharia2094you’re really comparing some C-list anime to the greatest piece of cinema that was ever created? Ok bro.
*Y O U...*
*O L D S P O N G E*
Y O U L O O K T E R R İ B L E
@@wojtek24msz I K N O W
@Na'Vaisja McKnight wheeze i cant die yoda
@Na'Vaisja McKnight * W H E E Z E*
W H Y N O T ? !
“I will use the force to heal my broken body...”
*wowowowowowowowowowowowo*
Take a while that wil,HMMM
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 oh you be quiet
MMMMHHHH AOH WOW that was a lot of hard work
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 *wheezes* oh- a chair
@@sqiudy-catmedland1421 And it perfectly fit my little body
I love how it kinda implies that palpatine and vader pull pranks on each other like old bros
That's amazing, I'd love to see like a full blown miniseries of them just pulling pranks or just everyday life
I mean Palpatine was the prankster he sent Vader on death missions just to be like see I knew you could do it. ...
Vader didn't even die that force ghost was just a bit
*Coughs in Star Wars Detours*
ikr like that time palpatine jokingly turned anakin into a robot
I just love the fact that bones normally take about a couple of weeks to heal while using the force to heal your entire body takes about 36 years
I mean, he's probably also using the Force to keep himself from dying out in space, but that's just overthinking something that's supposed to be stupid.
You mean months? Also physiotherapy to fully recover strength can take a lot longer. He was probably healed in 2 months and spent the remaining time trying to sit up.
This is what happens when you go REAL negative on HP. Getting back 1 point per day ain't cutting it.
Also the fact that bones previously broken will always have some long lasting effect. I’d take 36 years of healing over having a crunchy body after a month.
He’s old
No one mentioned how hilarious it was for Yoda to proceed to spell out dead/death to Palpatine. As if him learning how to spell it would actually kill him lmfao.
You don't know, it may have worked if he let him finish 😹
it wouldnt
Yeah That’s why he lied and said he was kidding
He did finish he just said th as the sound θ - D E A /th/
A bit surprised he didn’t spell in reverse x)
“Are we good? Is this a bit you’re doing?” Killed me
Unlike Palpatine....
It killed him too
The VGM We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."
@@charlie4christ536 Hail satan
@@charlie4christ536 hail satan
"Vader, are we good? Is this a bit you're doing?"
get's me every time.
THE ENEMY
Take your 600th like and we shall watch your career with great interest
Lol
Your*
@@adminbosskiller4010 no its you're. Palpatine was basically asking Vader "is this a bit you are doing". Using your would make it so that Vader was owned by Palpatine which he wasn't.
"Death is a concept created by the jedi" is some prequel level dialogue.......and I love it
Well, seeing as all Star Wars nerds know the Jedi Code says "There is no death. There is the force." It shouldn't fit anywhere.
It's literally something they make the younglings chant.
But then I watch the prequels and think, "If that line showed up here it wouldn't surprise me."
Sounds like something grievous would unironically say
@@nothingtoseehear5012 Apparently you do not know the meaning of the word "concept" since you write such garbage. Rejection of the concept does not mean that it does not exist for the character. For example, an atheist can understand the concept of God but at the same time not believe in him, there is no contradiction. in the case of the Jedi and the concept of death, the same is true: "We know this word and what it means, but we are against taking death for a real phenomenon."
@@texnikozero4934 What kind of ignorant non-sense did you just write? No character would say that about the Jedi when their mantra is the exact opposite. The line was 'death is concept CREATED by the Jedi.' In that canon, NO IT ISN'T. Are you stupid? Or did your education system fail you? Pick. It's one or the other. As one human to another...read more. Actually buy a book called, 'How to read'. Open it. Go to page 1. And call someone to walk you through it. (Don't mind me, just seeing what I can come up with to remind you how stupid you are.)
@@texnikozero4934 Jesus lol you have too much free time
I can’t handle the way he says “little body.”
He says little bottom
Zephyr Weiss he definitely says “little body” it doesn’t even slightly sound like he says “little bottom.”
I know dude I know! 😂😂🤣
Reminds me of Winnie the Pooh
@@Zephyr_Weiss *you say
“im just going to take. a little nap”
(becomes baby)
Vaudsnitchy my favorite part
Godzilla Tales
🤛😔🤜
🦷
Vaudsnitchy
*😪
Definitely Not A Kirby Main i can’t believe I didn’t use that one it’s so GOOD
Inb4 Baby palpatine. NO DISNEY NO
Julius Caesar before he got assassinated "Is this a bit?"
"Is this a bit you're doing? Ack, BRUTE"
@@maxalain9948 ET TU BRUTE?
"Brutus, are we good?"
before he what now
And then he got crushed
The way 3d modelled Palpatine falls down the tube is killing me
I want just an hour loop of him falling just slowly spinning.
LMAO THE WAY HE JUST BECOMES A STIFF 3D MODEL.
inside we are all stiff 3d models
I laughed too hard I coughed
This video will be more perfect if Charlie's 3D model appears
HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪 FUNNY 🤡🤡🤡 HAHAHA 🤪😮😲😂🤣🤣 HAHAHA
😂🔫 EPIC 😎😎😎
@@kouham420 you good
The way he looks like a solid object whilst he falls is just beautiful.
3d model lol
@@Necro_fury i had a feeling it was.
Wha...
I-Is he not solid?
@@cookiecutter6735 Oh no he's *S O L I D* alright.
Whilst
Thanks to Big Top Burger, we can officially categorize the Star Wars Saga at 375 Million Years ago.
Unless of course you're using the same calendar as the Rebelion, in which case it takes place in the year 34.
Which was three hundred fourty-one million years ago, according to Big Top Burger.
:3
My god now every video is getting a timeline
The Worthikids Extended Universe is real…..
@@UndeadGhostGirlhow does it get proved to be 341 Million Years ago?
@@alphayell4598Because of big top Burger latest video
I want it to be canon that the ghost of Yoda harrassed Palpatine for 36 years while he healed.
I also want this to be canon
maybe thats where he was until that one scene where he showed up to burn down an old tree
this is is my headcanon now
We all do still hate how they did my man
It would make it funnier that he just doesn't tell anyone like this isn't pertinent information.
I will now consider this canon..
Well palpatine does look like snoke after all
.
shshow seriously who was snoke and why did Disney kill him off they actually were doing a good job by having an original villain but instead of sticking with snoke for the final movie they just reuse George Lucas's villain after he dies
@@SomeEpicDoge I never really hated him so don't lump me together with everyone else buddy
@@SomeEpicDoge I guess it is funny but the term "like you" is is subjective it's used to group people together who have few things in common. Back to the movie I just thought that it didn't make sense that palpetine survived at first I didn't even know what the movie would be about at first I just knew palpetine was alive 2 days ago and I saw the movie literally yesterday. Plus they didn't even explain who snoke was his back story or even why his face is so fucked up the finished the trilogy and All we know is that he knew palpetine
“Death is a concept invented by the Jedi” I mean Vader only died after he stopped being a sith so the math checks out
And I don't know the complete story, but I think that Darth Maul survives after being cut in half and falling into the abyss (might be wrong)
Ellie Spry yeah, he got sucked into a garbage chute after he fell into that pit and ended up in a trash planet before being rescued by his brother several years later to take revenge on obi wan
@@flare_studios. Darth Plagueis, Count Dooku, and Snoke still died though
@@heartofthesea572 count Doku died to Anakin when he was replaced as a sith, Smoke was replaced by Kylo, and Darth Plagious was replaced by the palpster himself. The last one is maybe a stretch but either way guess which person was related to their deaths? Palpatine. Who is the only guy in the movies to come back to life? Palpatine.
Edit: I should have said that only the sith can kill sith it seems
@@josephlambert7620 i think in a star wars comic somewhere, that said "there can only be one true sith at a time and his apprentice" or something
It's crazy how this 100s animation not only has a better explanation for Palpatine's reappearance than the _official Disney Star Wars trilogy,_ it also has Rey show up with Finn, Rose and that pilot dude as a team, which makes it look like these side-characters actually serve *_any effing point whatsoever_* and like they might actually have done something together lol.
Disney Star Wars is trash don't try to make sense of it.
@@Deno2100 Don't worry, I don't lol.
Disney bought a franchise for 4 billion dollars and made 3 movies in a trilogy that don't tie into one another at all.
The Disney trilogy is such a mess, I bet you could watch them in any random order and it wouldn't make a difference.
I don't even know how you do that: Buy rights to an IP for 4 *billion* dollars and then don't even make a basic plan or structure for your tentpole trilogy.
And it's not even the worst thing about Disney Star Wars, the single most heinous thing they did was how they treated the fans.
Any criticism was met with accusations of sexism and racism. Fine with me, just don't expect me to ever pay money for a Disney product ever again.
LOL @ pilot dude man he got so little character development
@@lanceislateagain They completely wasted him in the first movie. The second came close to giving him a personality, but ultimately, it was lackluster and the third part just dropped that altogether once again.
"They fly now" is his only contribution to the Star Wars universe, it seems.
It's a symptom of Disney Star Wars, though.
They wasted Finn, they wasted pilot dude (I literally can't remember his name... Poe, was that it?), they wasted Kylo more or less, they wasted the original cast and characters wholesale.
The sweet irony is: The only person they put any work into was Rey and she's a blank piece of paper, devoid of personality or character outside of _very_ bland tropes.
Read the novelisation
That shattering noise we heard when he landed was not his bones breaking from the fall...
*It was his heart breaking from his BFF Vader ditching him*
*oh that was a shattering noise?*
It sounds weird but I honestly felt bad for him
No just bones
@@patrey4564 i think both
umm palpatine only used darth vader as a toy he didnt actually care about him
The way he says “body” gets me every time
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Yoda’s face when he says “take a while, that will?” He’s just so smug.
"You be quiet!"
*crunchy noises*
woah thats... was a lot of h-ard work **cough**
*gasp* a chair! it's perfectly sized for my little bodyy...
*Grunting* I’m just going to take a little nap.
I get a kick out of "you... old sponge" everytime without fail. I love it
"death is a concept invented by the Jedi" would unironically have been a better reason for him to survive than "the dark side is mysterious lmao"
He didn't survive he died but was able to sustain his spirit through the force. He then just merged with a clone body created by the remnants of the empire as seen in the mandalorian.
After that he slowly recovers on exegol until the events of the sequel trilogy.
@@jackgibson16 that makes it sound even dumber
@JR (And NOT to @ Jack Gibson , ESPECIALLY NOT TO HIM ACTUALLY) This is the only moderately intelligent comment i found here, so here, have my upvote...the rest can go F themselves, they're not true fans...I mean, even I am not a true fan compared to many, yet i find their comments ridiculously off-topic
"The Dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...u n a t u r a l"
@@roulpops2699 damn who hurt you lmao
“I will use The Force to heal my broken body.” is legitimately something I could imagine Palpatine saying
Yes
Yes
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@@John-X you broke the cycle
I love how the ST characters have realistic bodies and are super-detailed. Meanwhile, Palpatine, the manifestation of the dark side is just...
BLOB
Scott Grey Smolpatine
I want to like it but it says 666 likes so i wont
More realistic than Thors fat ass in the end game
Hmmm respect the old potato, you must
@@toeseater2855 but what about the droid attack on the wookies?
It was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details.
Canon until further notice.
Same
Not like Disney gave us any better explanation
@@ido5269 seriously.
I love democracy
Ido they did explain though that he didn’t survive. He died, he just came back to life somehow
0:09 i don’t know why but the 3D model of palpatine spinning like a broken gmod prop is absolutely hilarious to me
Same
69 likes!!!¡
@@piern1k336 helll yeah
It’s so funny, it reminds me of early 2000’s cartoons like Futurama and Family Guy having to use CGI for a scene but it looks really bad lmao
same lmao
The voice acting in this is better than gold I loved every second
more entertaining than entirety of RoS
@@f67739 yeah the movie was terrible
@@f67739
Yeah, I didn't like Revenge of the Sith either.
@@cometmoon4485 Wrong acronym. RoS=Rise of Skywalker, RtS=Revenge of the Sith
@@engineergaming1537 it's actually RoTS.
It’s so weird. In the movies, palpatine is a menacing and terrifying villain, but in extended material like all the lego stuff and fan videos, he’s adorable
I wish I had a context to use the term “you old sponge” at someone
Have a conversation with the sponge you've been cleaning your dishes with for the past several months. Or visit a nursing home.
Every context is an opportunity to call someone an old sponge
It's only good if you hesitate slightly before the "old."
I mean the perfect context will be when you’re 87 years old and you’re talking with a long-time friend who’s face is moderately-to-incredibly wrinkly.
But until then you really should take any opportunity to say “you old sponge” to someone, it’s not like that term’s gonna vaporize after you say it.
The delivery made it even funnier. It sounds like it was improvised on the fly.
This gives more context to him surviving then the actual movie
Lmao so true.
Apparently there is a FORTNITE TIE IN EVENT that explains his survival.
@@gnoll5506 Nah, just a speech.
@@gnoll5506 Nope. It's just the speech that's mentioned in the opening crawl.
lor shoulda played fortnite
There's so little lore concerning Palpatine in the sequel trilogy, that we might as well consider this canon
Imagine if it was all jarjar...
FOR REAL THEY RUINED STAR WARS, F:;K REY
@@NinjabeeRedtricity jar jar being a secret sith would've been far better than rise of trashwalker
"Every one of these movies is a particularly hard nut to crack. There’s no source material. We don’t have comic books. We don’t have 800-page novels. We don’t have anything other than passionate storytellers who get together and talk about what the next iteration might be.”
~ Kathleen Kennedy (one of the cancerous turds who ruined Star Wars.)
@@eyeswydeshut359 SHE NEEDS TO GO!!!! LEIA BEATING LUKE WAS BULLSH!T
The funniest part about this is that there's no reason that it CAN'T be canon.
“I’m just going.. to take.. a little nap...” *deflates*
Oh no!
that was so cute :3 haha
Broke the 696 likes
Reminds me of the scene where Sophie enters the castle for the first time in Howl's Moving Castle.
he looks like stewie griffin after
"Vader are we good? Is this a bit?" Gets thrown down and falls like a ragdoll.
If by “ragdoll” you mean “popular collectible statuette” then I would agree
more like a prop
Sounds exactly like Gareth from the Dollop. Just me?
@@Grzysweet89 He fell like a Oil Drum Barrel in GMod Lmaoooooo.
My man that is the antithesis of a ragdoll. Unless you do some weird shit to make your dolls stiff.
i love when he squishes down into a little pancake after he decides to take a little nap
Pankcake palpatine
A loaf
Danké boi pancalpitine.
His ayes
Big plushie energy
This is by far the most popular and best-rated video if you search 'how palpatine returned'.
Therefore, it's canon.
Holy shit I just checked he’s right
death was invented by the jedi to sell more coffins
Oh that explains a lot!
Just like climate change and windmills! :O
Random Fandom Trash He was strong enough to see through the lies of the jedi
So THAT'S how they funded the clone armies.
The Jedi are just shills for Big Death lol
it should be noted that Worthi made this cartoon BEFORE seeing the movie.
they didnt bother to explain this in the movie because worthi had already done the job for em
And it still ended up being better than the movie
@@meh756 didn't they explain it in Fortnite or was that a different Palpatine related plot point
@@hambor12 I can't tell if you're joking rn
@@jadendafinger no no, they gave the return of palpy senario to fortnite.
"I dont even know how to spell it"
Hes literally on the death star
Ronan K. lol
he never looked at the signs w/ its name on it
You mean the Def Star?
I can imagine them cutting the video to the death star, a misspelled sign precariously hanging off the front.
he’s jared, nineteen
The writing, animation, and voice acting are all perfect. This is truly a gem.
"Prefectly sized for my little body."
*Heaves onto Giant Chair.*
I don’t know about you, but I love sitting in a Godzilla sized chair, let’s me fully curl up in it with no issue, I don’t blame him for calling it perfect
@@Jade_1872 it has literally zero padding tho. Its just cold hard rock. Get some pillows and a blanket or something at least.
"it's perfectly sized for my little body" - my cat, settling herself right in the middle of my queen sized mattress
@@Engieman909 force cushions!
@@stealthisaccount433 but you would have to focus on the cushioning. Imagine having to focus on the force while trying to sleep. If star wars doesnt have the technology for comfyness beyond our understanding i dont know what it is.
I really like how it seemed like Yoda was trying to kill his ass just by spelling out “death” lmao VERY good video
You mean kiss?
@@sirdomo4 Is this a joke i'm too 2020 to understand?
sirDomo 4 actually I like that better. let them kiss
hey WHERE TF DID ALL THOSE LIKES COME FROM
Jordan Shea
Thanks for not editing your comment to say that
The way Palpatine just *compresses* when he sits down in the chair gives me an unprecedented amount of joy
Same
And Rey ruined everything. As always
@@notjeihoh yes
I can’t stop watching that part, it’s perfect
He makes it look so comfy.
Every couple of months or so i remember this exists and come back to "yoda, you old.. sponge!" Which must be one of the best lines ever made.
"Dead I am okay?" "Dead I would like you to be as well"
I died at that part
Dead you are
TheSpaghet are dead you
So much death in that sentence
Ace Rob exactly
1000th like
Angy grandpa Yoda: dead... *I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE AS WELL...*
smolpatine: *WHEZE*
Gotta love smolpatine
Ikr
Agp
protecc smolpatine
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Nicolas Liz Lima The delivery on that is so *good*
How did you change the font size like that
@@Fallenhell100 google for small text generator, type whatever you want convert it then copy & paste
@@AC-iz7eh thanks
in peace may you rest😑
“Yoda, you old sponge...” That roast was hot enough to cook a chicken
It’s my favourite bit, I’m going to start referring to my boyfriend as an old sponge now
@@invadermaythe1st oh...
That slapped so hard, it cooked the chicken.
Or a children
or a youngling
"I don't even know how to spell it"
"D... E... A-"
"No no look I was kidding"
I like to think that Palpatine interrupted Yoda because if he did learn how to spell the word "death" he would actually die somehow
Aggressive spelling bee contestant be like
He did spell return instead. That is why.....
Somehow Palpatine returned.
DEA = Drug Enforcement Administration = Hank = Waltuh = Breaking Bad. Bravo Vince for the reference 👏
The "little body" voice drop at 1:22 is PERFECT, gets me everytime.
Ben Ozar I always try and mimic it after watching this, but I can’t even get close.
He's like an evil, little Pooh Bear.
A CHAIR
Reminds me of the witch from howls moving castle
@@CaptainRedbeard89 It's perfectly sized for my ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᵒᵈʸ
I love how his squat body seems normal until Rey shows up and you realize everyone else is normal sized
They grew up lol. Death is concept made by the jedi.
Now i absolutely love the idea of Jedi being normally sized people why the sith are just small little fellows
Palpatine is just a little guy, yknow?
Actually Vader and Luke were small like Palpatine.
@@Scar-Predator and Yoda!
wait actually no not Yoda
I like to imagine in the 36 years it took Palpatine to heal himself that Yoda visited several times a month just to taunt him
I wanna movie just about that
“Still at it there are you? The light side is a path to many things people would find, unnatural, as you can see a ghost I am, so join me and be DEAD!”
What if he brought the whole gang over to taunt Palpatine? As well as possibly a few non-Jedi, depending on if a non-Jedi can become a ghost or not.
@@kingboop1060 jedi would've just died normally when yoda died he wasn't a jedi no longer.
Eventually they start having a movie night to pass the time.
some of the best voice acting in an animation I've ever seen, I still come back to it regularly even after all these years
The title "Darth" was actually the result of the Sith trying to spell death.
😂
“I like this one”
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George Lucas: *hits blunt* I got it! We call him “Death Vader.”
Gary Kurts: nah man it’s gotta be something even DARKER than death, ya know?
George Lucas: dark...death... darth... DARTH VADER!
GaryKurts: *hits the bong and coughs* duuude write that down!
@@Saurophaganax1931 This needs to be seen by more!
"In peace, may you rest"
*throws confetti*
I'd like to think of that as the Sith equivalent of building a pire and burning the body.
*ACHOO*
OOOoooohhHHH!
Gotta confess I thought he was saying` "Impish May You Rest"
Yeah,... I don't know why I thought that either...
@Joshua Marchant
I thought the exact same thing, but I was like “what the hell is impish?!”
@@MillMoxx No! No! Dead, you are!
I love that yoda and palpatine act like cantankerous old rivals.
Did.... did you see revenge of the sith?
@@peterlane7128 Yes. I was making a point that it's humorous to imagine them interacting at some point after Revenge of the Sith. Your unnecessarily hostile sarcasm is appreciated tho my gamer.
@@SectusOG well, not hostile, but very much sarcastic.
👉😎👉
@@peterlane7128 Very hostile, actually.
@@Concerned_Custodian hey if you want to color it with your feelings that's not on me. I was trying to be funny. If you want to take it as hostile that energy isn't coming from my side my dude
"Yoda, you, old sponge", the inflection of that line plus the slight psuse absolutely kills me - makes me think Palpatine was having a hard time not laughing.
Yoda so furious he was speaking proper English.
ZvRaki When?
Actually the way yoda speaks is still correct
"Dead, I would like you to be as well!" Palpatine: *wheeze* *dies of laughter*
no he wasn’t
He was so furious, he became Scooby Doo.
Someone please pay this guy to redo all 9 movies in this format.
This is the way
@@Thegreatman203 *this is the way*
ALL 9? That's a bit of a stretch my dude. Sure some of some of them need it but c'mon.
It is the way
I will do what I must
You will try
_"oh no"_ - the most powerful man in the universe
To be fair, they caught him in the middle of nappies
That would be knuckles
@@intensejerking ikr xd
Actually abeloth is
Ramadhan HidayatDesu
Well abeloth when Rey was around is already dead and killed by Luke, but I personally think Palpatine and abeloth fighting would be quite balanced and would be like obi wan vs anakin but with the force, both of them using incredibly powerful dark side techniques, I’m not sure who would win
The fact that this explains it better than the movie is peak hilarity.
I’d like a series about grumpy yoda and annoying smol palpy
Both of the personalities in this vid are so good. Lmao
Yes
Little sheev
Facts
Lmao Annoying Smol Palpy vs Baby Yoda in a battle of Smollness
"is this a bit you're doing?" Out of all the theories of what was going on in his head before Vader tossed him, this is my favorite
what does that line mean though? what does "a bit" in this context mean?
@@surr3al305 A set piece of actions to convey (in this context) a joke, Palpatine was hoping Vader was just messing with him.
@@tjknight oh, so it can be read as "is this all a joke you're doing?"
by any chance is this American/British vernacular?
@@surr3al305 yes, exactly. It's more commonly used to describe a part of a comedian's routine, the set up to the punchline being a "bit". I'm not sure if that's strictly English vernacular bit that's the only place I've heard it.
@@surr3al305 it can also mean an act. he may have thought vader was pretending to get ready to throw him in order to trick luke or something like that.
"Death is a concept invented by the Jedi" has some real "lightsabers can't melt steel beams" energy.
The death star was an inside job
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 literally
Don’t come to the Jedi temple tomorrow you’re alright
They can't, and the death start attack was an *inside* job. Reopen the investigation
Just like they can't cut through slugs\bullets
@1:22 never fails to make me giggle, Palpatine’s happy eyes at seeing a chair perfectly sized for his tiny body
"Take a while that will, hmm?"
Yoda's sass can't be beat, even when he's dead.
Youbequiet
@@felipecosta-kv2fx *Yoda* : I will hit you in the coconut. With my stick? With my stick!
@@WakoDoodle because his stick is better than bacon.
shoukd have said "dead even when he is"
felipe costa hop
The fact Palpatine stopped Yoda before he could finish spelling "death" implies that had he finished, Palpatine would've died instantly.
That's what I thought when I first heard it XD
That’s what I thought was going to happen too lmao
Oh you're a ford fan? Name every ford
Lol I was thinking that as well. You got 666 likes I'm not gonna ruin it
I only just realized Yoda said "D-E-A-" and "th" while Palpatine was talking.
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Zachary Eubanks what?
I don’t even know how to spell it!
The super LEGO/FNaF human66 pffft D- E- A
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Just let me lie here for a moment
"Death is a concept invented by the Jedi."
Pure comedy gold.
Why is no one talking about the facial expressions? They sold every single line!
They were splendid, it was a bit like watching comedic anime.
@@twinpeakswithoutthemagic agree, like something from dragon ball z or avatar
"death i would like you to be" really got me haha
@@twinpeakswithoutthemagic I think it surpass some anime, this cartoon has.
The animation reminds me of ren & stimpy
Honestly I would have accepted the “death is a concept invented by the Jedi” reason for Palpatine being alive, over “he is a clone being inhabited by the force ghost of the real palpatine who is also Rei’s grandfather”
Well at that point you'd have to explain why any sith had ever died at any point in history.
Zachary Brewster because they weren’t fully loyal to the darkness or something maybe.
If I see something like this again YOU WILL LOOSE THE WILL TO LIVE
@@banksb9217 Worst death excuse in the entire series. Her last words were to express that she thinks there is "still good on him" Yet she lost the will to live? 🤔
Yeah... It's retarded, but somehow less retarded than the actual explanation
0:49 People before the Jedi: INMORTAL
Fans: so how did palpatine survive?
JJ Abrams: death is a concept invented by the jedi
Nice
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-the hack who wrote this sh*t
@@janbosch5951 No it's -The hack who stole this sh*t
Hes back was hurt
@@TheRajput25 e
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker also known as “HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN”
“I just love the Skywalkers.” Is probably my personal favorite Darth Sideous line from TROS
III love the young people 😏
Remember, kids:
If Yoda hadn’t made Sheev sneeze by throwing confetti on his face billions of people would still be alive.
Or it would have taken more time
If only Emperor knew how to spell death...
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@@felipecosta-kv2fx Palpatine was kidding! Of course he knows how to spell death!
@Hum, Hum r/wooosh, know how to spell joke, you suppose to
"Back on Broadway yet again 😢"
Can we just appreciate the fact that he spent over 36 years his arms straight up?
My god..
Imagine the pins and needles, no order his hands looked all decayed and grody in 9
Its how he’s so good at casting lightning. Cant do that with your arms down
Ive once seen a video about some monk doing that, now his arm kinda died off and he can't lower it anymore. Fascinating stuff really.
@@Hangman11 yeah saw the video as well was really cool