Dox in the labor camp gets a surprise, he thinks he is going to be released Dox: Finally maybe i can atone for what i did Vader: not quite Dox: You?! Vader: got a surprise for you *throws dirt and rocks all over his cell* Kaboom! Alderaan chunks everywhere Dox: Damn you Vader: these are actual pieces of Alderaan show some gratitude
At that point it would have been a waste of a good hard hitting man. So instead Vader lets him live while also testing the spy. Two birds, one stone, and a very ruthless but dedicated officer is still very much happily killing Rebels. A good day all around, unless you're the spy
I feel you, but in the end, I would do that too, if Vader was to kill me anyways and I lost all hope. It takes balls of steel to not apologizing BEFORE he starts the force choking ...
@Woody Crocker the resion they grasp their necks is a survival instinct to trying to remove what evers stoping you from breathing, i suspect also its like having a fucking BUS on your windpipe, ie not vary nice also vader can choke AND stop attacks from weapons with a good ease, or the weapons on the floor as they droped it.
How so? Vader never really did much torture or slow painful deaths to his victims aside from force choke, he always killed them quickly with precise. And he was never a fan of the Death Star either.
The biggest kick in the nuts is that Vader didn't kill him in the end, instead sent him to a labor camp so can forever live with the guilt of killing his own people.
@@GoldPrince2468 then hes like "hey buddy u look down today so i brought u some thing!" *vader hand him a jar* Traitor: whats this? "Well we coulnt find the ashes of ur loves ones after YOU and ONLY YOU killed them so the closest thing we could get is the some ashes of the city they lived in...cuz U killed them!"
Imagine being the guy that not only talked back to Vader, but also refused to apologize for what he's done, got Vader to admit he's wrong, and was spared before being brought in on a plan to prank some guy. Deemings must've become a legend after this.
Something I’m noticing about these comics and even the movies in some aspects is that Vader and the empire are not as willing to just randomly murder their own commanders. They just want to send a message.
@@dogwithabeard263 ruling an interstellar empire can only effectively be done long term if you are ruthless. The empire isn't perfect but there world's knew peace under there reign. Same cannot be said about the republic or the rebels.
While showing how absolutely ruthless he is. Like really, he watched tarkin commit genocide on one of the most beloved planets in the galaxy with a rich and amazing culture, an act even sidious was shocked by i might add, for absolutely no reason, and then has an undercover member of the people who had almost their entire culture and people wiped out destroy the last remnants of that civilization literally just to prove a point. Some people have laughed at me when i suggested that vader is actually more brutal than sidious in some ways, but it's stories like these that make that claim a hill i'm willing to die on, vader is an absolute menace.
It feels like he's finally learning how the Sith indulge in their powers from the time he killed the Cadet Trainer prematurely before the Emperor could force him to fall into despair at the last bits of the Republic being snuffed out by his Empire
@@daltonevans3412 i mean, Sidious was shocked by the destruction of alderaan, if mostly because it was an incredibly idiotic thing to do. blowing up that planet galvanized the rebels, and brought much more support to their cause. he was pissed about it, so much that he punnished Vader for it, mostly because Vader was supposed to be keeping Tarkin in line (and making sure he didn't try to make himself a warlord with the deathstar). vader would kill to achieve his objective, and had a twisted sense of humor (which is why he did this act), and was quite ruthless... but there is a big jump between being ruthless and blowing up a planet for no good reason. Tarkin did it because of his pride. wanted to show off his big new toy in the loudest way possible. a preening idiot.
@@owlsayssouth actually in lore vader was under tarkins command at this point. Sidious punished vader for another failure and put him under the direct command of tarkin, so vader definitely wasn't there to keep tarkin in line, it's actually the other way around really.
@@thefoolishgmodcube2644 English is not my first language Fun fact: If obi wan really sayed that to vader, he would be so filled with anger that his dark side powers would become more powerful than palpatine's power
Vader: "So then I say 'if you hadn't just destroyed it' and he *totally* freaks out! If only you'd been there to see the look on his face, Master." Sidious: "Ahahahahaha! You have learned well, my young apprentice." Vader: "Thank you, my Ma-" Sidious: "It's almost as funny as that time you killed Padme." Vader: ... Sidious: "Trollmaster: 2, Apprentice: 0."
Remember kids, always have your weapon systems log everything so you can look back the specifics of each shot. "We must've hit a fuel depot" "Yeah maybe, but the logs say you fired at full power"
For a moment I thought this was gonna be a wholesome trolling with some laughs from the crew, a pad on the back, and a "it's all good man, we're just joking around"
"You have served the Emperor well, Garil Dox, and you will continue to serve him -- in an Imperial labour camp." _Traitor is taken away_ 6:03 _Fist pumps_ "Nailed it."
This Darth Vader is so much better than the Darth Vader I've been seeing in the current comics. Actual cunning and clever rebukes, not just the mindless barbarism you see in current canon.
I came expecting a typical Vader killing another person and im so happy to say I was wrong. This is the vader I love and what kylo ten lacked. In the original trilogy Vader wasn't just some anger fueled monster. He was also a military officer. And instead of killing everyone in sight. Vader used his high wits and scheming mind to utterly destroy the young soldier. This is who Vader was. A smart distuingished official. Not just a lightsaber wielding murderer
@@manbehindtheslatra1813 I do and I was smiling to the thought if this was to happen. what would be better is if this was animated and gotten a couple hundred views. yet few would do that. so i am stuck here with the idea of a meme potential, however lack all the skill to animate. then after the thought relapsed, I did think of the consequences. So in reality I caused my own downfall.
I think your definition of trolling is a bit more extreme than my definition of trolling. "Ha, just made you kill the last of your people! Trollololol!" -Vader, probably.
Perry Mason I mean, as there is feigned ignorance involved and no _physical_ violence ensued between the troll and the trolled, I would say it tracks. Don’t recall any troll ever going “alright, this has gone too far, let’s calm down,” it’s generally not _innocent_ , sliding towards malicious.
@Palpatine McSenateFace then let us add Rogue One to what is in our minds actually canon, while not allowing for the rest of the disney stuff save the Mandolorian
You know funny thing is cept the sequel trilogy everything but that has either been good to amazing to just way to epic like I love what disney and especially marvel has done with vader and honestly legends is cool but even I'm not blind to it's many glaring flaws
Making the gunner kill the last of his compatriots and sending him to a forced labour camp with the guilt of his deed to torment him forever, hehe classic troll
@@Bracus.ReghuskRogue one was a bit better than how the solo books described it, though both could very well take place at the same time. Mandalorian was awesome as is Bad Batch though
I did not think that the traitorous rebel was ever going to out troll vader, I mean his teacher was Obi Wan Kenobi, the greatest troll master of all time
I loved this comic. It showed just how ruthless and clever Vader was. This is why Vader was the most feared individual in the galaxy. He was strong, yes. But he was also smart. And nothing is scarier than a a man who can overpower and outsmart you at the same time.
Dox is just like “Lord Vader, why do you honor me with your presence?” And Vader is just like “Your disloyalty to the Empire!” *lightsaber ignite* and now we have a Dox divided
I seriously thought this was gonna be about some off-charachter jokes between Vader and some imperial. But it's no suprise that getting trolled by Vader involves some form of genocide...
Legend has it anikin was unsure about if he wanted to continue his life as darth vader but when he got trolled total darkness engulfed his soul and his mind has set...
@Admiral Thrawn Yeah, yet Lore Master AKA Fact Free still manages to produce high quality videos, i would like to see what happened to the top 10 Duels list tho, is that getting uploaded? I know it takes time and dedication and luckily he is also working with two very talented narrators who can deliver the perfect voice for these obscure Star Wars stories.
Worry not! Yes, his name is Wes, he's the legacy narrator and I learned a lot from his style. I do try my best but it's nice to hear from viewers that I'm doing well. In regards to the lightsaber duels poll, Stay Tuned... :)
@@bradpara yeah but that was near the end of the run and honestly it's impressive how long it took the series to get to that point, and even then other stuff still kept it more restrained and solid all around like in a lot of the comics.
This is actually such a good story wtf, really sinister on Vader's part getting Dox to kill his own people in order to out him and equally on Dox's part for killing his own allies just to protect their information.
Nobody: *Gunner destroys his people's colonies thinking it's a rebel base Vader:Actually you just murdered your own people Gunner: *Say sike right now*
@@katrinajarrett4251 Sorry for the late reply, but the Galactic Empire definitely had Human centered fascist tendencies, not by race among Humans. If you go by the definition of fascism being a power structure centered around attributes that people can't choose.
I wish there was a comic or something showing Vader realizing or confronting Palpatine about the inhibitor chips and 5’s death and being mad at the emperor for deceiving him about the entire clone war.
It'd be kind-of late to do that after the Clone Wars. Chances are Vader learned rather quickly just how far Palpatine had gone to engineer his rise to power.
I've been enjoying these summaries of stories from the Star Wars comics. I'm not really a Star Wars fan but these stories seem very well written. There's a compelling attentiveness to the details of motivation and conflict. Characters behave in interesting, credible yet still surprising ways, a hallmark of good drama. I wish we could have seen this kind of attentiveness in the later movies (by which I mean everything that came after the original trilogy). Well done for bringing these stories to life. I have zero interest in watching The Rise of Skywalker but I'm thinking of tracking down some of the graphic novels, something I never previously imagined doing.
Don't worry at 5:43 folks. That settlement was not the only last settlement of the Alderaanians. In fact, they went ahead to had another settlement on a planet they named "New Alderaan". It didn't get destroyed and it survived the Galactic Civil War. It then became a member world of the New Republic after the destruction of the Empire and establishment of the New Republic. [Legends]
@@colbyboucher6391 Seeing as Palpatine thought so highly of the so-called "Tarkin Doctrine" that he had the entire Imperial military modeled after it, I assume he didn't really care. As for Vader, he might've seen it as a waste of time, seeing as he pointed out that, even with the imminent threat against Alderaan, Leia STILL refused to divulge the location of the active Rebel HQ, making the whole thing pointless.
I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've never seen anything to make me think there's some all powerful force *Trolling* everything
I imagine Demmings thanked Vader on his knees for the breathtakingly out-of-character mercy he was granted and went on to be a competent officer on the level of Veers and Piett. If you come THAT close to death and then get spared by Vader, you do your damnedest to repay his kindness.
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Gunner: *Tricked into nuking his countrymen*
Vader: "Just a prank brah."
Then Vader dabbed in front if the crying gunner and T-Posed to assert his dominance over the crew
@@StaryExtra and then he became a pogchamp
GuNEr AmOGuS FrOm HIt GaEM MoGUs?
😂😂
@@the_biggest_chungus7508 I don't like this comment section anymore.
Everybody gangster till Darth Vader says your full name
Gunner: why u so mad brah? It was just a prank
Vader: hippity-hoppity you destroyed your own property
Vader:st (storm trooper)12435 known as swordhero come here
Me:my time has come
Almost as bad as ur mom doing it
@@nandorfarkas6885 hehe
Darth Vader : Luke Anakin Skywalker, how dare you disrespect our family tradition of amputation!
“I’m trolling you Lieutenant, pray I don’t troll you any further.”
"This troll keeps getting worse all the time."
"The trolling is strong with this one."
I sense a disturbance in the troll.
Damn all the good troll jokes are taken
Dox in the labor camp gets a surprise, he thinks he is going to be released
Dox: Finally maybe i can atone for what i did
Vader: not quite
Dox: You?!
Vader: got a surprise for you *throws dirt and rocks all over his cell* Kaboom! Alderaan chunks everywhere
Dox: Damn you
Vader: these are actual pieces of Alderaan show some gratitude
Getting force chocked by Vader and saying "i wont appologize"... steel balled dedication
And having Vader let you go and then compliment your dedication to the Empire
At that point it would have been a waste of a good hard hitting man. So instead Vader lets him live while also testing the spy. Two birds, one stone, and a very ruthless but dedicated officer is still very much happily killing Rebels. A good day all around, unless you're the spy
"Harder Darth Daddy."
I feel you, but in the end, I would do that too, if Vader was to kill me anyways and I lost all hope. It takes balls of steel to not apologizing BEFORE he starts the force choking ...
@Woody Crocker the resion they grasp their necks is a survival instinct to trying to remove what evers stoping you from breathing, i suspect also its like having a fucking BUS on your windpipe, ie not vary nice also vader can choke AND stop attacks from weapons with a good ease, or the weapons on the floor as they droped it.
Kenobi: Master of Trolling..
Vader: When I left you I was but the learner, NOW I AM THE MASTER.
Master at getting caught. 😏
@@thatonedude Vader: Very funny.
İ have been trained in your troll arts by Kenobi
@Karmai9 nah the original guy was right Vader says it like that
That's a good one
1:08 you know you screwed up when Darth Vader says it’s overkill
I never thought I would hear vader say those words
Shadow Elite 117 I mean, “I want them alive!” is iconic still
How so? Vader never really did much torture or slow painful deaths to his victims aside from force choke, he always killed them quickly with precise. And he was never a fan of the Death Star either.
I guess Vader isn't really about overkill.
It's Tarkin that you gotta worry about.
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The biggest kick in the nuts is that Vader didn't kill him in the end, instead sent him to a labor camp so can forever live with the guilt of killing his own people.
Or at least until the empire fell
Vader visits the dude. “Hey. Remember when you blew up your family? Parents, in-laws, wife, children, siblings. They’re gone and you did it.”
@@GoldPrince2468 then hes like "hey buddy u look down today so i brought u some thing!"
*vader hand him a jar*
Traitor: whats this?
"Well we coulnt find the ashes of ur loves ones after YOU and ONLY YOU killed them so the closest thing we could get is the some ashes of the city they lived in...cuz U killed them!"
@@socksman9968 vader: dont worry im sure some of the ash is the remains of them
Ironic for Vader..He actually trained a Apprentice for once.
Vader just used the biggest UNO reverse card in Star Wars history at the end there
Some say it caused ripples and seismic waves that shook the galaxy
Shadow Elite 117 the forbidden force power... reverse card
@@vicwolfrin vader proceeds to play another after another and then another one
So big the supremacy is dwarfed in comparison
seemed more like he revealed mirror force to be, but, i digress.
"Why did you do it?"
"You killed all the Alderaanians!"
"Well actually..."
Hippity hoppity you destroyed your own property
@@Fugitive685 😂😂😂
No u
"You too."
@@Fugitive685 lol
SPOILER: I thought this was gonna be funny "trolling", not Sith "Haha I made you kill your friends, isn't that a knee slapper" troll funny...
@Minuteman funny "trolling", "genocide" trolling I don't see the difference
It's Vader, EU comics Vader no less. I don't see how you could have expected anything different.
As a Sith said, dark humour is like a refugee colony - lit.
Rogue One: Vader makes dad jokes/puns
Comic: Vader tricks a commander into killing his own people for shits and giggles
@Johnny Nemo couldve gone with "armour"
Obi-Wan would be proud. From a certain point of view.
"Much to learn he still has" "Yoda"
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!" -Mace Windu
You were the chosen one! You were supposed to troll the sith, not for them!
Paxchi absolutely Appalled? yes. Proud at troll? Yes
"What about the droid attack on the wookies?" -Ki-Adi-Mundi
Movie Darth Vader:
*is a Bad ass*
Serie Darth Vader:
*cool BUT not that cool*
Comic Darth Vader:
*your worst nightmare*
The comic one is little bit like Jigsaw
Jedi fallen order: Definition of terrifying
@@bauerrr2030 dude that was a fucking horror movie segment
@@bauerrr2030 I was actually screaming to myself HOLY FUCK RUN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Force Unleashed Vader: next level pussy
Imagine being the guy that not only talked back to Vader, but also refused to apologize for what he's done, got Vader to admit he's wrong, and was spared before being brought in on a plan to prank some guy.
Deemings must've become a legend after this.
Not to mention Vader was low key praising his efforts, abilities and loyalty during the trolling part.
Something I’m noticing about these comics and even the movies in some aspects is that Vader and the empire are not as willing to just randomly murder their own commanders. They just want to send a message.
@@dogwithabeard263 ruling an interstellar empire can only effectively be done long term if you are ruthless. The empire isn't perfect but there world's knew peace under there reign. Same cannot be said about the republic or the rebels.
@@halogeek6 except the worlds that were enslaved or oppressed
@@adora_was_taken again. They weren't perfect but there world's new peace.
That’s actually such a good Vader twist too. Plays right into his character. Being smarter and more cunning than your opponent at all times.
While showing how absolutely ruthless he is. Like really, he watched tarkin commit genocide on one of the most beloved planets in the galaxy with a rich and amazing culture, an act even sidious was shocked by i might add, for absolutely no reason, and then has an undercover member of the people who had almost their entire culture and people wiped out destroy the last remnants of that civilization literally just to prove a point. Some people have laughed at me when i suggested that vader is actually more brutal than sidious in some ways, but it's stories like these that make that claim a hill i'm willing to die on, vader is an absolute menace.
It feels like he's finally learning how the Sith indulge in their powers from the time he killed the Cadet Trainer prematurely before the Emperor could force him to fall into despair at the last bits of the Republic being snuffed out by his Empire
Yeah, it's excellent writing.
Damn shame they don't have that at Disney.
@@daltonevans3412 i mean, Sidious was shocked by the destruction of alderaan, if mostly because it was an incredibly idiotic thing to do. blowing up that planet galvanized the rebels, and brought much more support to their cause. he was pissed about it, so much that he punnished Vader for it, mostly because Vader was supposed to be keeping Tarkin in line (and making sure he didn't try to make himself a warlord with the deathstar). vader would kill to achieve his objective, and had a twisted sense of humor (which is why he did this act), and was quite ruthless... but there is a big jump between being ruthless and blowing up a planet for no good reason. Tarkin did it because of his pride. wanted to show off his big new toy in the loudest way possible. a preening idiot.
@@owlsayssouth actually in lore vader was under tarkins command at this point. Sidious punished vader for another failure and put him under the direct command of tarkin, so vader definitely wasn't there to keep tarkin in line, it's actually the other way around really.
DAMMM Vader put the hurt on that dude. You know you pissed Vader off when he knows you would suffer more by living.
He is the expert on suffering after all.
@@njoshua3265 his best friend "betrayed" him, his wife died, he barely burnt to death in Mustafar and was in a suffering suit, what would you expect
@@lancetheking7524 That's... my point
@@njoshua3265 I was kinda adding to it but seems i failed lmao
@@lancetheking7524 "You have failed him Lance... You have failed him."
Gunner: *Green Uno reverse card*
Vader: *Red Uno reverse card*
Vader: Red Uno Reverse & Red + 4 card
Vader: When i left you i was the trolled, now I AM the troll!
Obi-Wan: You're only the master *AT GETTING CAUGHT!*
@@thefoolishgmodcube2644
English is not my first language
Fun fact: If obi wan really sayed that to vader, he would be so filled with anger that his dark side powers would become more powerful than palpatine's power
Obi wan: but are you the master of the trollground
@@maadtee6281 Vader: I am the master of *trolling* because thats a good trick!
He shall continue to hone his trolling skills
Lord Vader: My former master taught me well in the ways of trolling.
Vader: "When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master"
Obi Wan: "Your only a master of getting caught "
@@shadowelite1177 Very funny!
"Lord Vader, where's your lightsaber?"
"I...lost it"
Vader: "So then I say 'if you hadn't just destroyed it' and he *totally* freaks out! If only you'd been there to see the look on his face, Master."
Sidious: "Ahahahahaha! You have learned well, my young apprentice."
Vader: "Thank you, my Ma-"
Sidious: "It's almost as funny as that time you killed Padme."
Vader: ...
Sidious: "Trollmaster: 2, Apprentice: 0."
😂😂😂
The most underrated comment
So it means that Sidious and Obi-wan are still somehow the same kind of masters he had?
Sidious: from a certain point of view, anyways...
Haha! XD. I love it!
I like the Imperial Officer facing down his cruel Sith master and refusing to give a Sith the satisfaction of begging even under prolonged torture.
Loyalty & conviction Vader understands these things. He doesn't observe these practices. But he understands them.
Gunner: "I'm going to punch you in the face!"
Vader: "But it's opposite day."
Gunner: "OH NOOOOO-!"
asdf for life!!!
@UberGamingHD ASDF movie actually.
FNGof2010 This better be a joke.
FNGof2010 oh that pile of shite
*plays reverse card* no you.
Remember kids, always have your weapon systems log everything so you can look back the specifics of each shot.
"We must've hit a fuel depot"
"Yeah maybe, but the logs say you fired at full power"
That's what they do in artillery units.
Vader must be good at town of Salem, or any social deduction game
@@wow-jw2ql well force choking everyone does seem to get you victory
@@wow-jw2ql AMOGUS
"That goddamned fuel depot deserved it, sir!"
Troll Gunner: Get Trolled "Fires full energy blast at base"
Vader: No U "Coughs" just exterminate your people
Troll Gunner: "Shrieks with tears"
Joseph Stalin aren't you dead?
@@Littleton3513 Hahaaaa
Joseph Stalin I'm scared, please don't shoot me with a communism gun!
I dont want to be in gulag :c
Only one was going to win the standoff in the end
For a moment I thought this was gonna be a wholesome trolling with some laughs from the crew, a pad on the back, and a "it's all good man, we're just joking around"
It's. VADER. Joking isn't exactly his thing anymore.
Vader has some more endeering moments with his favorites. Nothing like old Anakin but some decent moments. But overall Vader was ruthless
You expected wholesome from the empire?... Bless your heart.
Still wholesome that Vader teamed up with a commander to prepare the prank.
Well...if you into that dark, twisted Sith humor. I'm sure Palps would probably think its hilarious.
As I watch these videos a single thought would eventually ring in my head...
"Disney...do you realize what awesome shit you just threw away!?"
Old Canon will always be my story.
“bUt We nEeD iT tO bE FaMiLy fRiEnDlY! vAdEr fRoM tHe cOmIcS iS A mEaNiE wHo wOuLd sCaRe aLl tHe kIdS!”
Kids nowadays: oh look this guy got inverted inside out then exploded there's so much blood that's so cool
@@templatename2143 Disney is hilariously out of touch
@@cwolffe510 Star Wars in the hands of Disney has no chance of reaching full potential
And we all thought Obi Wan was the ultimate troll!
He was secretly training Anakin to become the ultimate troll when he was 10.
"I have the high ground"
@@LouisE-mp8lx LOLOLOL
Obi wan ghost: well done Anakin well done
@@LouisE-mp8lx "you (Anakin) are the master... at getting caught"
Well, anikan was the chosen one, after all
"You have served the Emperor well, Garil Dox, and you will continue to serve him -- in an Imperial labour camp."
_Traitor is taken away_
6:03 _Fist pumps_ "Nailed it."
Haha lol
The Force trolls everything, does it not? - Yoda
The Light Side seems better at that, however.
On that Oracle, we are in agreement
Troll you I will. Ketamine I have taken.
Darth Trump is dark lord of sith who specializes at trolling
@@LordInquisitor701 no need for real life politics here that's not cool
This Darth Vader is so much better than the Darth Vader I've been seeing in the current comics. Actual cunning and clever rebukes, not just the mindless barbarism you see in current canon.
I came expecting a typical Vader killing another person and im so happy to say I was wrong. This is the vader I love and what kylo ten lacked. In the original trilogy Vader wasn't just some anger fueled monster. He was also a military officer. And instead of killing everyone in sight. Vader used his high wits and scheming mind to utterly destroy the young soldier. This is who Vader was. A smart distuingished official. Not just a lightsaber wielding murderer
Well, he IS speaking on behalf of the Emperor, so...
I imagine in that picture at the end he pumps his arm in. "Got em."
XD so good.
Lol
LoL
No
@@safijivvaboi5081 yes
Seems like Obi Wan has taught everyone how to troll. His legacy lives on.
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Elf Loved he would be proud
Nobody:
Vader:Im gonna do Whats called a pro gamer move
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I can't do it!
@@PolloLocoTheFun 70'th like I did it :))
211 Like. It’s big brain time.
@@PolloLocoTheFun now we have to get it to 501
shitty meme format
Imagine that rebel ship was where Princess Leia and the Death Star plans were.... “Directed by George Lucas”
That doesn't make any sense on multiple levels.
Funny idea, but it doesn't stand up to criticism. Better luck next time.
@@thelastnoise9210 y’all don’t know what jokes are and it shows
@@manbehindtheslatra1813 I do and I was smiling to the thought if this was to happen. what would be better is if this was animated and gotten a couple hundred views. yet few would do that. so i am stuck here with the idea of a meme potential, however lack all the skill to animate. then after the thought relapsed, I did think of the consequences. So in reality I caused my own downfall.
@@thelastnoise9210 perfect character development
gunner: i'm gonna destroy this man's whole career
Darth Vader: Uno Reverse, Dox
I think your definition of trolling is a bit more extreme than my definition of trolling. "Ha, just made you kill the last of your people! Trollololol!" -Vader, probably.
Yeah that's some Saruman level trolling there.
Bruh it’s Vader you think he cares?
@@Spartan_Xeno he's probably getting some sick sense of satisfaction out of it at least.
@@perrymason8471 Really wouldn't surprise me
Perry Mason I mean, as there is feigned ignorance involved and no _physical_ violence ensued between the troll and the trolled, I would say it tracks. Don’t recall any troll ever going “alright, this has gone too far, let’s calm down,” it’s generally not _innocent_ , sliding towards malicious.
And this is why Legends is overall better then cannon.
@Palpatine McSenateFace yes
@Palpatine McSenateFace Whilst adding the 'Disney Spin" to it.
@Palpatine McSenateFace then let us add Rogue One to what is in our minds actually canon, while not allowing for the rest of the disney stuff save the Mandolorian
Oh, yeah, because the Jedi Academy Trilogy, The Crystal Star, and Darksaber were all the peak of EU literature.
You know funny thing is cept the sequel trilogy everything but that has either been good to amazing to just way to epic like I love what disney and especially marvel has done with vader and honestly legends is cool but even I'm not blind to it's many glaring flaws
Dark Troll of the Sith.
"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Troll of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the force to influence the Midi-chlorians to create... Trolls"
@@far0145 😆
damn
Making the gunner kill the last of his compatriots and sending him to a forced labour camp with the guilt of his deed to torment him forever, hehe classic troll
Vader: I wanted prisoners! That was complete overkill!
Officer: says the guy that lets his obsession with killing Jedi get the best of him!
*Christ...I had no idea Vader was "THIS" COLD.*
He killd children?
Isaac Goeth not as cold as me
You must be new to lore videos about Vader.
He was not this cold when he was left to die on mustafar
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Nicely done!
No one:
Darth Vader: Sup guys, today we are gonna be doing some pranks on rebel troll.
Also Vader: "So remember to smash that like button and hit the bell for a free lightsaber give away!"
Also Darth Vader: Make sure to join my discord and follow me on Twitter and Instagram for more “friendly memes”
Ah, a Jackass reference. You, my friend, are a man of culture!
I wanna hear about all the fun things Vader did with his “friends”
Vader: *About to force choke an officer* I've been waiting for this, my little green clothing friend!
Snowboarding on Hoth be all like
>Being tricked into killing all the people who one loves.
>Get trolled, rebel nerd.
This is brutal. Wow, I'd love to watch a series about Legends Vader, even if it isn't canon.
Kenobi: I am the Master of trolling.
Vader: Hold my beer.
Hehehe LOL
Eh, vaders trolling is alot more.... leathal
"Now 'I' am the master!"
Plo Koon I think it is about tatooine maybe the reason vader never checked there because he didn’t want to go there? (Just a quess)
Hold my blue milk.
"I said fire across her nose, not UP IT!"
-Dark Helmet
Brian Durio imagine if that gunners names was major asshole
@@soranurasukimo1424 HOW MANY ASSHOLES DO WE GOT ON THIS SHIP???
@@lucaswinsor4469 "YO!"
@@Fakan I knew it... I'm surrounded by Assholes.
Lucas Winsor KEEP FIREING You ASSHOLES
So he learned from Obi wan the master of troll
Honestly this story could totally be canon. It doesn't mess with any of the canon that Disney has made so far.
Legends are far better than "canon" Disney anyway.
@@Bracus.ReghuskRogue one was a bit better than how the solo books described it, though both could very well take place at the same time.
Mandalorian was awesome as is Bad Batch though
@@Darqshadow Rogue One is the only exception
Garil Dox: *unknowingly destroys the last Alderaan colony in their known universe*
Vader: "It's just a prank bro, look the camera's right there XD"
It's well known that Lord Vader has a sense of humour.
The ultimate "they had us in the first half" moment
Wow, that twist at the end though.
I did not think that the traitorous rebel was ever going to out troll vader, I mean his teacher was Obi Wan Kenobi, the greatest troll master of all time
Vader: “Hah! We got you so good! The camera’s over there!😂👌”
"Don't mess with a snake and not expect to be bitten"
or the Star Wars equivalent of a snake
I loved this comic. It showed just how ruthless and clever Vader was. This is why Vader was the most feared individual in the galaxy. He was strong, yes. But he was also smart. And nothing is scarier than a a man who can overpower and outsmart you at the same time.
Dox is just like “Lord Vader, why do you honor me with your presence?” And Vader is just like “Your disloyalty to the Empire!” *lightsaber ignite* and now we have a Dox divided
That's trickery the likes Darth Sidious would be proud of.
“with the Sith Lord fully getting back at him for the frustration he caused” I think Vader did a lot more than get back at him.
I seriously thought this was gonna be about some off-charachter jokes between Vader and some imperial. But it's no suprise that getting trolled by Vader involves some form of genocide...
I know, I kept waiting for for the punchline...then Alderaan got mentioned
Obiwan: it's over Anikin I have the dank memes
Anikin: you under estimate my memes
Ah yes, the ol’ use artillery to get prisoners trick. Works like a charm.
Wonderful tactic, I'm tellin ya. Especially when commanders issue you a bunch of Earthshakers
@@imperialguardsman135 but the only time the imperium takes prisoners is when theres an inquisitor involved?
Legend has it anikin was unsure about if he wanted to continue his life as darth vader but when he got trolled total darkness engulfed his soul and his mind has set...
The Emperor would’ve been so proud of Vader for this. Instead of outright killing the traitor, he mentally tortured him first.
Vader: You thought you outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!
That was a good one! "That would have been possible if you hadn't just destroyed it" lol
Man Vader takes trolling to a whole new level... a darker one too.
Nice!!! the other narrator is back, he is very talented too.
Also i miss Legends :(
@Admiral Thrawn Yeah, yet Lore Master AKA Fact Free still manages to produce high quality videos, i would like to see what happened to the top 10 Duels list tho, is that getting uploaded?
I know it takes time and dedication and luckily he is also working with two very talented narrators who can deliver the perfect voice for these obscure Star Wars stories.
Worry not! Yes, his name is Wes, he's the legacy narrator and I learned a lot from his style. I do try my best but it's nice to hear from viewers that I'm doing well. In regards to the lightsaber duels poll, Stay Tuned... :)
To be fair, the Legends timeline does kinda jump the shark 🦈 with New Jedi Order
As do I, legends was missed
@@bradpara yeah but that was near the end of the run and honestly it's impressive how long it took the series to get to that point, and even then other stuff still kept it more restrained and solid all around like in a lot of the comics.
3:20 I love the sound effect in that panel. Lightning McQueen sht
This is actually such a good story wtf, really sinister on Vader's part getting Dox to kill his own people in order to out him and equally on Dox's part for killing his own allies just to protect their information.
I can't say enough how good it feels when Wesley do the voice over
Like the old days...
Nobody:
*Gunner destroys his people's colonies thinking it's a rebel base
Vader:Actually you just murdered your own people
Gunner: *Say sike right now*
This channel is so underrated I found it a couple of weeks ago and have watched a ton of your videos. After that I subscribed with notifications!
Haha thanks man I appreciate the support :)
Thanks for supporting the channel. I’ve been a fan for over three years
@@TheLoreMasterYT
I have a question for you?
Do you believe that the Empire has fascist tendencies or is full fledged fascist?
@@katrinajarrett4251 Sorry for the late reply, but the Galactic Empire definitely had Human centered fascist tendencies, not by race among Humans. If you go by the definition of fascism being a power structure centered around attributes that people can't choose.
@@TheLoreMasterYT
Its fine friend and i appreciate the reply
I asked cause i like politics and wanted to see if star wars has similar politics.
There should be a movie called: Star Wars: The troll awakens.
Vader: i want precision strikes..
Gunner: so then i started blasting..
One of the first stories I read from a comic book as a kid when I first started to read Star Wars comics. This was such a good story.
Your titles is the second best thing about this channel. The first being how professional it it.
That's a pretty good story, i like when we hear more about the officers serving in the Empire.
Vader: They has us in the first half not gonna lie .
Vader be like: congratulations, you played yourself.
This is the distinct tang of a liar!
Giorno Giovanna!
Never expected a Jojo reference inr the comment section of a Star Wars video.
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."
Now I just have an uncomfortable image of Vader licking the gunner's cheek with his scarred up tongue...
I Darth Vader, have a Dream.....
To Root out the Rebel Scum that challenge the Empire!!!
Oh?..Vader would enjoy this.
why do you have to shove jojo in every god damn video?
Well that was honestly fucking amazing. One of the better stories honestly.
I wish there was a comic or something showing Vader realizing or confronting Palpatine about the inhibitor chips and 5’s death and being mad at the emperor for deceiving him about the entire clone war.
It'd be kind-of late to do that after the Clone Wars. Chances are Vader learned rather quickly just how far Palpatine had gone to engineer his rise to power.
I've been enjoying these summaries of stories from the Star Wars comics. I'm not really a Star Wars fan but these stories seem very well written. There's a compelling attentiveness to the details of motivation and conflict. Characters behave in interesting, credible yet still surprising ways, a hallmark of good drama. I wish we could have seen this kind of attentiveness in the later movies (by which I mean everything that came after the original trilogy). Well done for bringing these stories to life. I have zero interest in watching The Rise of Skywalker but I'm thinking of tracking down some of the graphic novels, something I never previously imagined doing.
I actually own this issue irl. The Legends Empire run had some amazing scenes.
I like how Vader is always a step ahead of his enemy’s
Troll Gunner: "It's big brain time."
Don't worry at 5:43 folks. That settlement was not the only last settlement of the Alderaanians. In fact, they went ahead to had another settlement on a planet they named "New Alderaan". It didn't get destroyed and it survived the Galactic Civil War. It then became a member world of the New Republic after the destruction of the Empire and establishment of the New Republic.
[Legends]
I'd imagine that Palpatine was dissapointed that he missed the Imperial Gunner getting trolled like that.
"When I left you, I was but a learner, now I am the Master."
He was right. He did learn.
That was so freaking cruel, but I have mad respect for that baller move on Vader and the commander's part
Grand Moth Tarkin trolled tf out of Leia when he blew up Aldaran
@@colbyboucher6391 They NEVER gave orders to tarkin blew up alderaan, they expected tarkin to use it on a random planet with no life
@@colbyboucher6391 Seeing as Palpatine thought so highly of the so-called "Tarkin Doctrine" that he had the entire Imperial military modeled after it, I assume he didn't really care. As for Vader, he might've seen it as a waste of time, seeing as he pointed out that, even with the imminent threat against Alderaan, Leia STILL refused to divulge the location of the active Rebel HQ, making the whole thing pointless.
Actually, Palpatine was PISSED that Tarkin blew up Alderaan. Vader didn't like it either.
@@RikkiTikkiTavi290 In Legends or Didney canon?
@@z3r0_35 Probably both, but I was talking about legends.
I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've never seen anything to make me think there's some all powerful force *Trolling* everything
"Trolling is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural"
*Vader make an Alderaanian destroy the last settlement of his species*
Also Vader: It was just a prank bro
Behold: the imperial UNO reverse card.
he was saving the rebels by blowing them up? He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
He was preventing the empire from taking prisoners to interrogate for information on other rebel bases and thus, saving more rebel lives overall.
It's a star wars version of the trolley problem, he ended some lives to save more overall.
Plus, the ones he killed were scheduled for Darth Vader's "tender care". It was a mercy to them, too.
Kevin Ta still wasn’t a win situation
Well dead men tell no tales
That ending made me literally laugh aloud. Damn that was good.
I imagine Demmings thanked Vader on his knees for the breathtakingly out-of-character mercy he was granted and went on to be a competent officer on the level of Veers and Piett. If you come THAT close to death and then get spared by Vader, you do your damnedest to repay his kindness.
"It was just a prank, bro."
The prank in question:
Whether it be anakin or vader his master trolls everyone to a high level.
Obi wan has a level of trolling that could not ever be reached by mere mortals, or even explained by them.