Reading the Worst Small Town Casino Reviews
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ok here is me and my brother sven johnson reading some small town reviews except at casinos ok later.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - ตลก
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yo we truly are out here. we always have lots of fun shooting these small town reviews videos. you wanna see some more? you wanna cyberbully me? follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets for all your home shopping needs.
nice !
Hah third
Will I watch 16 minutes of two guys reading off of a phone? Hell yeah I'm here for the content
I don't like you
Looks in opposite direction
Broi im getting confused how small is your town
Please... for the love of god. Small town strip club reviews.
^^^This^^^
Can those be on google maps lol
@@___echo___ yeah dude
Im down 🤣
holy FUCK yes
"Wow! the former Governor of Florida reviewed our casino!"
"WHOA! What did he say?"
"Stoopid"
yeah i guess maybe that’s accurate
Very confused on how Gus can look mid 20s and mid 40s at the same time.
Looking like Sven’s uncle.
I think it's the mustache
Looking like Sven's brother and uncle, and they're not even from Alabama. That's talent.
It’s definitely the mustache. And also the hat. He’s got a thick ‘stache and a dad hat.
It’s the mustache
im confused by people still making this observation a year ago later
I love when Sven just stares into my soul for a few seconds every so often
Agistoni lmao
it’s so hot
Is that the moon from bear in the big blue house?!?
Please include time stamps
You like Shawn Mendes don't you
How does 1 mustache turn a guy who looks 23 to a 36 dad
That's why all musicians in the 70s looked middle aged
There is a guy from work that looks so much younger when he shaves off his beard! It's crazy how some men are like that.
Because he wanted to be a DILF
nice pfp we have practically the same one lol
ChungoBungo he is 23!?!?!
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This video was TOO HOT... i had to wait TWENTY MINITES for it to cool...it still burn
Yes
Shut up
@@jackielanewireless no you
Thank you Syndey Stoddard
This was the wildest review. “I [put it in a pile of ice for a thousand years and then I merely looked at it and my face melted off.]”
My hometown has an icecream shop that also sells guns and musical instruments..
The reviews arent nearly as interesting
There's a knick-knack shop up near where I used to live in NC that had a big sign that said "Guns! Lingerie! Jerky! Tires!"
No way!!
I just saw that sign a day ago!
What is the place called?
I need music shit.
This. This is culture.
“Come on down to tod’s creamery where you can toot a horn and shoot a newborn (newborn not included)”
I think it's so cute how they have the SAME SMILE y'know, 'cause siblings.
Morah C their lil bunny teeth 🥺🥺
they both sooo precious
I love that your name is Gus but your brothers’ names are _Sven_ and _Thor_
I’m pretty sure his full name is Gustav
His full name is Gustav
...he has a brother named Thor?
Are they from Scandinavia ?
Amalie Bramming Winsconsin
you need to read multiple reviews from the same person. I want to get to know these local guides better.
i wanna know about the guy that posted 800 photos and wrote over 300 reviews.
*Why do you look like a young Dr.Phil here*
Peach Soup he is his son
This asks for a dr phil bit!
i-
LMAO
time travel.
ah yes, dr. Phill and Charlie Puth
OHMYGOD THIS COMMENT 😂
Someone's gotta deep fake that.
Cchalr# Pugh
@@maverickREAL I bet it exsists
When I make new friends at college I show them the Imbiamba Jombes sketch and if they don’t laugh, I never talk to them again.
Sum Schm i do the same but i show the jk rowling one!!!!!!! the phd candidates think i’m creepy but i don’t mind
Jay, It’s a joke
Jay uh oh someone no understand joke... suspense .... POOP
Jay My little brother didn’t like the Imbiama sketch either... I haven’t talked to him in 5 months.
Olivia Nicoloff They are not worthy of their phds if they think you’re creepy. Keep up the good work.
At 4:41 gus said "thats like the guy in Rudolf bissy bissy bissy" and as we all know that quote is from frosty the snow man and not Rudolf the red nose rain dear. The fact that you did not correct yourself really shows that gus does not know anything about the lore of old Christmas cartoons and as an old Christmas cartoon activist i am furious. I will be unsubscribing now. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!
This is so good that I can't tell if you're serious or not.
Ok
ok
Calm down it's not that big of a deal, if you dont like gus then you can unsubscribe he doesnt need haters, he probably just misspoke, also what even is an old christmas cartoon activist? What activity are you doing? Sounds bad
@@tannerobara9283 Welcome to the joke!
Plot twist: the casino didn't ruin Robert's life, he's never gambled in his life, he was just leaving his review to warn people.
Who orders oatmeal at a casino hotel?
Mikko Korhonen Who orders oatmeal at all?
especially for DINNER
not throwing shade to anyone but if you don’t eat oats ur probably gonna have a vitamin deficiency
Or milk lmao
Everybody... that’s what I tell myself anyway
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Very good video..... please make more of this type of video......
Thanks for the
your creepy emo cousin u do realize ur the one who didn’t get the joke right?
@@Jason-xm8ck you misspelled "linguini"
@@goonsdirge3464 that's probably just how his name is spelled
@@spiderdudeproductions impossible.
This is a trainwreck im so confused right now
I'm a dealer at a casino and this is truly how people complain.
Damn
Damn
Damn
Damn
Damn
"You are the one star."
-Sven Johnson, 2019
I CANT RUIN THE 420 LIKES
Please do small town tattoo/piercing shop reviews,, it's a gold mine i swear
i come back everyday just to hear gus say "bissy bissy bissy"
i’m not sure why, but “stinky house take my money” had me rolling.
Andrew Everson my stomach and face hurt from laughing
I have a professor that does that "....." in every email and it's never needed, it has to be an old man thing.
I also find it to be a "just became a teen thing", they think it's cool or something. (Did it myself, not gonna lie).
I have a friend who does that in her texts. It's really annoying. She's a women in her fifties.
Fuck people who do that it doesnt make sense...
i think thats called an ellipse... dont know why its so offensive to people
@@impendingeuphoria8802 honestly it just feels like an unequal amount of respect an consideration of order and professionalism which professors yell at us for
Review: “go to hard rock casino”
Me: **has ptsd to hard rock nick**
daddy devito
Me: Hears Hardrock Cafe
My brain: *image of a bald guy wearing terrible facial hair and mascara* *PTSD ensues*
“I get my balls licked, my ass hole eaten out, any bitch would be lucky to tie me down.”
*_i like to get my balls tugged on one by one_*
also *_average 2 Amazon packages a week - that’s down from 3 from last year_*
I need the source. What is “Hard Rock Nick”?
Yᴏsʜɪ_Dɪɴᴏ_Kɪᴅᴅᴏ It was a video Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden did together
We want to see more of this, please do more. Some guy suggested the strip club reviews so for the love of Gus, do it.
please!
Yah that would be really dope
“Small town casino reviews”
“Dubai”
If it's not in America it's a mud hut duh
Damn.
Sven looked particularly handsome in this wow ok
So nice to see a mother and son spending some quality time together 🥰🥰🥰
Read the constipation gummy bear reviews. I started crying after reading them. They are novels
Madeline Harper just look up sugarless gummy bear reviews
@Madeline Harper search Haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon. Read the reviews.
@Madeline Harper www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM link for anyone interested
I'm dying. Now I know how to take out my enemies.
A TH-camd ate like a pound of them all at once, shit for like 8 hours
Me waiting for the thirsty Sven comments to roll in
Just you and your hand tonight, bud
@@333Vampirewillrule33 oop-
🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️ no shame bb
Sven is a cute boi
im looking for pewdiepie comments
I'm two years late but "..." has not always meant suspense! It's a remnant of when people wrote letters, they also used ellipses to indicate just a normal pause in their thoughts. It kind of makes sense because using a comma as a pause isn't always appropriate but it is odd for us that grew up without really writing letters that often.
Wait I hate how many commas I put for pauses. Thank you!
When gus smiles, he reminds me of sid from Ice Age i love it
10:20 the fun thing about this is that the United States has no “official” language at the federal level
@Josh Lachman don't be an ass man, yes English is the most common language, but there is no official language, hence why there r many bilingual schools.
Josh Lachman yeah but he said the official fucking language. O F F I C I A L
Chelle Amaka what’s wrong with being an ass-man?
Josh Lachman It’s funny that you brought up Mandarin specifically when it’s the most widely spoken language in the world. The US is supposed to be “the land of the free” and there’s no reason that should be inclusive to English speakers.
Josh Lachman The word “but” is contradictory and almost always implies that the statement it follows it incorrect.
I love how Gus looks at his brother when he tells a joke.
SorkeXL wait Sven is his brother? Wat
@@Ape8658 Right? they don't look alike at all......
versnellingspookie I know, genes are one hell of a thing
@@versnellingspookie what? are y'all blind? it was so obvious to me that they're brothers. Related doesn't mean twins.
@@izabelezyleify i was actually kidding. I could see it from a mile away, Gus just happens to have those rosy cheeks that set him apart ;^)
Ohhh, I'm so glad that Gus and Sven spend so much time together like true loving dad and son.
They're brothers
*mom and son
*moses and broses
Sven is so cute oh my god.
I look just like him swear to god
ph pleb simp
ph pleb X doubt
Stop..
Anna Bolen NO 😡
I got injured in a casino! I was opening a can and by some freak accident, the tab sliced open my thumb. I had to wander around the casino, bleeding profusely, looking for a bandaid. 5 stars to the desk lady who gave me a bandaid from her purse. 0 stars to the can.
Please... add more dot dot dots.... sentences too close together...
Miss, nobody gives af
Wow I can't believe you named your brother after the pewdiepie character
Nice
Nice
@Narf yes Sven is from frozen he is not real anyway so what the heck
Ty for the likes
I'm laughing at the replies though.
Guys I was being ironic, I don't actually like reddit lol
Framelessly the wooosher about to get wooooshed
@@framelessly u got "wooshed" you fucking Reddit nerd
Chucky is the one who told Jazmin to turn her Facebook videos down because they were on Spanish
Lmao that’s what I was thinking haha
10:38 can we talk about the fact that the US doesnt have an official language?
Was looking for this comment
But he feels discriminated in his country because other languages exist xD
@Nico Lee lol true
I was told that it does but it has two, English and Spanish
English is the official language. Think about it. What is the language that the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Laws, ect written in?
Sven is such a beautiful boy
I know!! He reminds me of Brandon Walsh from 90210!!
I know!! He's gorgeous!
Handsome lad
He is absolutely gorgeous.
Im busy lookin at his dad 😍😍
Love this series, but you made my side hurt from laughing. VERY rude. 1/5
please please do more of these, you've made me start actually reading google reviews, my favourite thing to do is to read reviews of places I used to work to see if they mentioned me hahaha
I noticed this in a lot of these type of review reviews, and would just like to bring it up in case you didn't know. People don't actually sit at home and review the place (normally at least) a lot of the time if you're signed into google maps on your phone right when you leave google will ask you what you thought of the place.
Them saying no is just boomers not understanding they're inputting that into a review section, lol.
The US has no official language. Some states have stated English as their official language (both English and Spanish in Puerto Rico, funnily enough). But not on a federal level
Yes but 99% of americans can speak english
Yeah also racist
@@thefirsttime7759 It's obviously the lingua franca. But to be official it should be stated as such
@@jmiquelmb it's obvious their language is and has always been English, before it was just expected that people understood the obvious. It shouldn't really have to be stated. But then again now days people just bitch and get technical about everything. Kinda like how restaurants need to label coffees hot ir they can be sued if someone claimed they were burned. The US is just becoming full of retarded outraged pansies.
De juro -> no official language
De Facto -> english
"Awwww, gambling destroyed his life."
Waaaaahh
I have to ask, if one can make the choice to gamble, why can they not, according to gus, leave a bad review? If anything I would not only encourage anyone to leave a bad review for a casino, but all those that over estimated their "luck" or "skill" should leave a bad review as well.
@@markstewart4501 I completely agree, because it's totally not their fault but the Casino's.
@@rival5192 so is that: bad sarcasm, my failure to express where I am getting at, or a lack of your ability to comprehend what I was saying?
fault? Casinos are designed to take peoples money, and to a degree reward a bit through chance. If these people either don't realize what they are in for, or were under the belief that a casino provided a different service why can't they leave a bad review.
I really do not understand why you believe that a "star" review system is a good method for leaving a review in the first place.
It was sarcasm.
Gambling is a serious thing and you shouldn't do it if you don't know what you're getting yourself into, everyone knows stuff about gambling. So why would you encourage them to leave a bad review if it's their fault for even trying out their luck in the casino.
That's like booking a hotel that you 100% know is bad, and then leaving a bad review like you didn't know about it, there's just no point to it.
*excuse my English, it's not my native language*
Every time I’m texting with my aunts they always use the ... in place of a simple .
It is the most confusing thing I always think they are mad.
Holy shit victory land is 10 minutes from me. They have a really strict dress code, can't even wear hoodies or baggie pants. Girls always have to cover up
haha yeah, for a second when I heard that I was like, wait... gambling is illegal in Alabama so surely it's not actually in Alabama but I completely forgot about the three Native American (i wanna say Creek Indian) reserves with casinos in Alabama.
@@nochickennick2416 I swear to god someone i know got shot in the parking lot a couple weeks ago, look it up on google, folks get robbed and shit all the time out there, it's way out in the country and super ghetto
@@sirsackolis5203 oy vey 😂😂 sounds like a wild place
@@nochickennick2416 it is, folks dont realize how wild it is out here, folks gettin killed everyday around here
That’s so fucking insane man, is it a super conservative area or something or are they the only ones like that?
Gus (on tour across the country, making meme content on top of commentary/other videos): *posts regularly*
Eddy (playing Breath of the Wild): *crickets*
GrandModesty but have you ever played breath of the wild? I’d take a week off of work just to play it for the first time again 😂
I think Chucky, the guy that complained about people speaking Spanish, doesn't know that there is NO official language in the US
8:58 I'm hard rock nick
Anyone watch Danny and Drew's video?
Reviews for individual amusement park rides in amusement parks. Found a beautiful one star review for runnaway mountain at sixflags over texas just saying, "penis ride."
7:03 “okay so Nick Carlson says...”
**proceeds to censor last name in screenshot**
Maybe he made the last name up? But that's hilarious though haha good catch
“Listen here, ladies and gentlemen” and “yours truly and yours you-ly” have me laughing so hard in the ad-read 😂
I know your brother didn’t choose his name, but I do love that your parents on purpose chose “Sven” for an infant child’s name.
Is that a weird name?
Jade_ Sunny it’s a little unconventional for a white american family. I’m sure Gus’s parents have some sort of Scandinavian heritage which is why all their names are like that, but unless their parents are directly from that area and grew up there, it’s definitely not an average name.
All the siblings' names are Scandinavian. Gus is short for Gustav, and there's Sven, and another brother named Thor. I, personally, prefer Gustopher. But that is not the case, and also probably an abomination.
That’s a pretty common name though. Also given the -son suffix on The family last name I’m pretty sure Gus’s family is from Northern Europe.
Tk Bandele maybe they had only a few generations in America. I know families who are American but the person who had immigrated to America was a grandpa or great grandpa so the family is still very aligned and thoughtful of the culture despite being very American. Plus I think in his area that he is from they had a lot of roots with Scandinavian immigrants in the past but I’m not sure. There are pockets of America like that were people are very American but love in pockets that had a very present heritage like Italian or polish and they still are very aware and in tune with it/it being important to them to memorialize etc
Fact check - the US is one of the few countries with no official language
Fact agreement? - I don't know the exact rules but usually in poker you're not allowed to speak any language than the one you are playing in
gus i absolutely love you and sven. but how do NEITHER of you know the term “ellipsis”?
Dot dot dot
These small town reviews are pretty fun to watch, it'll be nice if you could post more of these.
Marlboro cigarettes killed my grand father... 1/5 stars
Yes, Gus. We ALL want see more.
Stinky house bad casino gar away, no pay back burned my mouth.
1 star
I like your short clips, your ~3-5 min sketches, and I also like these longer ones - the first two I can like pay attention to, but these longer ones I can just kinda have on in the background. I like the variety!
This is my favorite series Gus! I have actual depression and your videos reviewing small town things with Sabrina or Sven and the boys make me super happy. Thank you for the joy!
Such a caring mother and son relationship
Hopefully Sven washed his hands!
"local casinos" is one of the most american things i've heard.
Do you have to drive 4 hours to go to a casinos?
@@duhdug821 a casinos.
Every bar and restaurant is a casino in my state lmao
@@pewpewlazers5702 so, do they just have several slot machines? So... Adult version of Chuck E Cheese?
Whatever country you’re from sounds terrible
Gus doesn't look like Sven's brother, he looks like his dad
Ikr
absolutely love these. please continue. I enjoy laughing along with you while working.
vsco girls?
nah, we only know physco girls here
“YOU ARE THE ONE STAR”
I really do appreciate youtubers that make their sponsorships interesting
7:20 thats the casino in my hometown lmao, the boats a shuttle that takes you out to the big boat like 40 miles out
It kept making me laugh that you can just barely see the top of Sven’s knees throughout the entire vid
Now I can't unsee it, thanks!
He doesn’t have the best knees in the game tho
I’ve been looking at strip clubs reviews for a long time. People will complain about the food a lot. Or not being allowed in for having ring worm.
Not funny
Didn't laugh
xd MyUsername Ok?
@@r4siri He wasn't telling a joke he was just saying what the reviews said
I need more of this Gus (and Sven)! Keep up the good work boiz
5:04
“Not good, they took too much money...suns a biCHHH
Fun fact, America doesn't have an official language!
Thank you, I didn't know this actually needed to be stated for people but apparently it does so it's good to see that some people aren't horrible racist pieces of shit
@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd lol that's a funny joke not a fact, I think you got those two confused since they both start with "f"
Fun fact: nobody gives a shit
Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd the "biological warfare" theory (blankets laced with smallpox knowingly given to natives) was proven false several years ago.
@@bobsaggetsdad6086 oh well I thought I'd mention it since people always get on Latinos for not speaking English. Have a nice day!
"..." is definitely an old person thing. But it always makes me feel bad for them because I read it as if they're sad and just unsure/dragged on about everything they're saying ):
Gus is literally the only TH-camr that I don’t skip the sponsored messages of
I just like how genuinely happy they are when they are reading the reviews they are really good brothers just makes me happy :)
The takeaway of this is that “Local Guide” is as meaningful as
*WoopdiefrickingDoO*
I think Local Guide just means they've written a certain amount of reviews.
@@BelleFlower15 Yeah you can level up and stuff too, its a weird process
"Gamble my moolah" is such an amazing saying. lol
I give this series 5 stars. Your yelp reviews are my fave.
fml can sven stop looking at the camera so much im getting some butterflies bro
Joke's on Chucky, the US doesn't have an official language.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to speak a different language than a dealer is in poker
@@tuckman211213 You can play poker without saying a word, doesnt matter at all. There are hand gestures and actions to represent everything.
Also, Chucky barely has a grasp on the English language.
@@logansmith9437 its about the potential cheating
Tsumekuroable I was on board with Chucky, especially after he mentioned the gaming commission potentially considering it an issue the dealer should’ve addressed; benefit of the doubt and all. I can see it being a problem if 2 guys spoke Klingon and no one else could tell what they were communicating to one another in the same scenario.
But, then he spelled it out for us, and eliminated said doubt.
1/5 Stars. Listen to this Gus....Super rude he. Mad funny my cassino....Poops to him. Thank you.
Omg
why did youtube let me like this twice
nvm it went away
r/ihadastroke
Gus has the most convincing face for making me want to buy something
As a Minnesotan, Sven looks like everyone I went to high school with.
Time to move to Minnesota
Orange Ants do you still wanna move to Minnesota
@@andreagilliland12 yeah. i like the cold there
Finn can't catch a break from hot food like man
I've been waiting forever for another small town reviews
This video was so fun, made me feel like I was hanging out with funny friends tonight.
These are some of my favourite videos on your channel. Keep it up.
Great Video! I really enjoyed it, but while i was watching the video i burnt my vegan chicken nuggets.
3/5 Stars
I totally know why you mixed it up, but I'm pretty sure the "bissy bissy bissy" guy is from frosty the snowman, not Rudolph. I, too, owned a VHS with both movies on it growing up.
Mitch ZImmerman ur right 😂 hahaha
Yes Gus please give us more of these videos we all love them very much.
So good. Definitely want to see more of these.
Whoa whoa *whoa!*
Are you saying playing slots isn't a real job ?!?!?!
Why do you spell woah like that. Disgusting.
@@nickv.3573 whats up ?
Here you go writingexplained.org/whoa-or-woah-difference
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This good video... very funni... I enjoy very well... I give 3 star
This review was very helpful!
i love you guys and sven is so cute LMAO
You create the best postscript sponsor messages I’ve ever seen. I enjoy them.
Gus. This is gold! Keep making more of these. Love your reactions!
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One star.
This comment was rude and didn’t let me take my drink out of the comments section. Also I think it didn’t like that I was watching my video in Spanish.
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One star.
Ikr these small town reviews are the best Imo
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One star