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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4226

    yo we truly are out here. we always have lots of fun shooting these small town reviews videos. you wanna see some more? you wanna cyberbully me? follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets for all your home shopping needs.

    • @atrivia
      @atrivia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice !

    • @christopherknight54
      @christopherknight54 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah third

    • @thiesey4609
      @thiesey4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Will I watch 16 minutes of two guys reading off of a phone? Hell yeah I'm here for the content

    • @Dee-jd6ym
      @Dee-jd6ym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't like you
      Looks in opposite direction

    • @kinyamadege__6235
      @kinyamadege__6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Broi im getting confused how small is your town

  • @swizzler
    @swizzler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    "Wow! the former Governor of Florida reviewed our casino!"
    "WHOA! What did he say?"
    "Stoopid"

    • @qwaccc
      @qwaccc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah i guess maybe that’s accurate

  • @gromgardenlor
    @gromgardenlor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12513

    Please... for the love of god. Small town strip club reviews.

    • @milod6553
      @milod6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      ^^^This^^^

    • @___echo___
      @___echo___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Can those be on google maps lol

    • @milod6553
      @milod6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@___echo___ yeah dude

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im down 🤣

    • @anonnonon7137
      @anonnonon7137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      holy FUCK yes

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    Very confused on how Gus can look mid 20s and mid 40s at the same time.
    Looking like Sven’s uncle.

    • @BarelyGoodTV
      @BarelyGoodTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I think it's the mustache

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Looking like Sven's brother and uncle, and they're not even from Alabama. That's talent.

    • @gabeg.5329
      @gabeg.5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It’s definitely the mustache. And also the hat. He’s got a thick ‘stache and a dad hat.

    • @AdamRadenheimer
      @AdamRadenheimer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s the mustache

    • @drewchestnut468
      @drewchestnut468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im confused by people still making this observation a year ago later

  • @chungobungo3657
    @chungobungo3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    How does 1 mustache turn a guy who looks 23 to a 36 dad

    • @MsAdlerHolmes
      @MsAdlerHolmes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      That's why all musicians in the 70s looked middle aged

    • @KipVaughan
      @KipVaughan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There is a guy from work that looks so much younger when he shaves off his beard! It's crazy how some men are like that.

    • @kevinoconnor497
      @kevinoconnor497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because he wanted to be a DILF

    • @big_goblin
      @big_goblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice pfp we have practically the same one lol

    • @ParksyBee
      @ParksyBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ChungoBungo he is 23!?!?!

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    I love when Sven just stares into my soul for a few seconds every so often

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agistoni lmao

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      it’s so hot

    • @ryancorcoran9205
      @ryancorcoran9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Is that the moon from bear in the big blue house?!?

    • @happylittle3x37
      @happylittle3x37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Please include time stamps

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You like Shawn Mendes don't you

  • @morahc3692
    @morahc3692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I think it's so cute how they have the SAME SMILE y'know, 'cause siblings.

    • @oliviahansen7237
      @oliviahansen7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Morah C their lil bunny teeth 🥺🥺

    • @mich.3ll3
      @mich.3ll3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they both sooo precious

  • @cgodshall
    @cgodshall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    My hometown has an icecream shop that also sells guns and musical instruments..
    The reviews arent nearly as interesting

    • @LunaSDominni
      @LunaSDominni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      There's a knick-knack shop up near where I used to live in NC that had a big sign that said "Guns! Lingerie! Jerky! Tires!"

    • @brextondavenport5192
      @brextondavenport5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No way!!
      I just saw that sign a day ago!

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What is the place called?
      I need music shit.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This. This is culture.

    • @AwfullyDeer
      @AwfullyDeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      “Come on down to tod’s creamery where you can toot a horn and shoot a newborn (newborn not included)”

  • @sydneyostberg543
    @sydneyostberg543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2613


    This video was TOO HOT... i had to wait TWENTY MINITES for it to cool...it still burn

    • @bertramwinkle2656
      @bertramwinkle2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @jackielanewireless
      @jackielanewireless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut up

    • @sydneyostberg543
      @sydneyostberg543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jackielanewireless no you

    • @PWNDpresents
      @PWNDpresents 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank you Syndey Stoddard

    • @SeanGilbertson
      @SeanGilbertson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the wildest review. “I [put it in a pile of ice for a thousand years and then I merely looked at it and my face melted off.]”

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Plot twist: the casino didn't ruin Robert's life, he's never gambled in his life, he was just leaving his review to warn people.

  • @sumschm5264
    @sumschm5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    When I make new friends at college I show them the Imbiamba Jombes sketch and if they don’t laugh, I never talk to them again.

    • @olivianicoloff2998
      @olivianicoloff2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sum Schm i do the same but i show the jk rowling one!!!!!!! the phd candidates think i’m creepy but i don’t mind

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Jay, It’s a joke

    • @bone_krusher5474
      @bone_krusher5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jay uh oh someone no understand joke... suspense .... POOP

    • @sumschm5264
      @sumschm5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jay My little brother didn’t like the Imbiama sketch either... I haven’t talked to him in 5 months.

    • @sumschm5264
      @sumschm5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Olivia Nicoloff They are not worthy of their phds if they think you’re creepy. Keep up the good work.

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3740

    I love that your name is Gus but your brothers’ names are _Sven_ and _Thor_

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      I’m pretty sure his full name is Gustav

    • @branchdravidian
      @branchdravidian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      His full name is Gustav

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      ...he has a brother named Thor?

    • @minimarn1220
      @minimarn1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Are they from Scandinavia ?

    • @gheorghemihnea8126
      @gheorghemihnea8126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Amalie Bramming Winsconsin

  • @peachsoup3695
    @peachsoup3695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2702

    *Why do you look like a young Dr.Phil here*

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Peach Soup he is his son

    • @psy0rz
      @psy0rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This asks for a dr phil bit!

    • @011mph
      @011mph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i-

    • @mossyteef
      @mossyteef 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @ShiruKitty
      @ShiruKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time travel.

  • @cgomc323
    @cgomc323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    i’m not sure why, but “stinky house take my money” had me rolling.

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Everson my stomach and face hurt from laughing

  • @j03man44
    @j03man44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    you need to read multiple reviews from the same person. I want to get to know these local guides better.

    • @noah6305
      @noah6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i wanna know about the guy that posted 800 photos and wrote over 300 reviews.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "You are the one star."
    -Sven Johnson, 2019

  • @DelveInn
    @DelveInn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    I'm a dealer at a casino and this is truly how people complain.

  • @tianna6933
    @tianna6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    i come back everyday just to hear gus say "bissy bissy bissy"

  • @Minecraftwargod926
    @Minecraftwargod926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I have a professor that does that "....." in every email and it's never needed, it has to be an old man thing.

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I also find it to be a "just became a teen thing", they think it's cool or something. (Did it myself, not gonna lie).

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have a friend who does that in her texts. It's really annoying. She's a women in her fifties.

    • @BigHitbox9746
      @BigHitbox9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck people who do that it doesnt make sense...

    • @impendingeuphoria8802
      @impendingeuphoria8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think thats called an ellipse... dont know why its so offensive to people

    • @Minecraftwargod926
      @Minecraftwargod926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@impendingeuphoria8802 honestly it just feels like an unequal amount of respect an consideration of order and professionalism which professors yell at us for

  • @jae_lee-
    @jae_lee- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    ah yes, dr. Phill and Charlie Puth

  • @kingjamezjr3045
    @kingjamezjr3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    At 4:41 gus said "thats like the guy in Rudolf bissy bissy bissy" and as we all know that quote is from frosty the snow man and not Rudolf the red nose rain dear. The fact that you did not correct yourself really shows that gus does not know anything about the lore of old Christmas cartoons and as an old Christmas cartoon activist i am furious. I will be unsubscribing now. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

    • @peterirvin7121
      @peterirvin7121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is so good that I can't tell if you're serious or not.

    • @TheBasherHD
      @TheBasherHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @usamatariq9897
      @usamatariq9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok

    • @tannerobara9283
      @tannerobara9283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Calm down it's not that big of a deal, if you dont like gus then you can unsubscribe he doesnt need haters, he probably just misspoke, also what even is an old christmas cartoon activist? What activity are you doing? Sounds bad

    • @dirt3554
      @dirt3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@tannerobara9283 Welcome to the joke!

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Review: “go to hard rock casino”
    Me: **has ptsd to hard rock nick**

    • @OriginalPinkPenguin
      @OriginalPinkPenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      daddy devito
      Me: Hears Hardrock Cafe
      My brain: *image of a bald guy wearing terrible facial hair and mascara* *PTSD ensues*
      “I get my balls licked, my ass hole eaten out, any bitch would be lucky to tie me down.”

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *_i like to get my balls tugged on one by one_*

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      also *_average 2 Amazon packages a week - that’s down from 3 from last year_*

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need the source. What is “Hard Rock Nick”?

    • @itscareagan
      @itscareagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yᴏsʜɪ_Dɪɴᴏ_Kɪᴅᴅᴏ It was a video Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden did together

  • @korhonenmikko
    @korhonenmikko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Who orders oatmeal at a casino hotel?

    • @EbolaClown
      @EbolaClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mikko Korhonen Who orders oatmeal at all?

    • @jayjaythejetplane5390
      @jayjaythejetplane5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      especially for DINNER

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not throwing shade to anyone but if you don’t eat oats ur probably gonna have a vitamin deficiency

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or milk lmao

    • @paulschultz8011
      @paulschultz8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody... that’s what I tell myself anyway

  • @Davvg
    @Davvg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    10:20 the fun thing about this is that the United States has no “official” language at the federal level

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @Josh Lachman don't be an ass man, yes English is the most common language, but there is no official language, hence why there r many bilingual schools.

    • @WilliamHayman-t
      @WilliamHayman-t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Josh Lachman yeah but he said the official fucking language. O F F I C I A L

    • @deadlves
      @deadlves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chelle Amaka what’s wrong with being an ass-man?

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Josh Lachman It’s funny that you brought up Mandarin specifically when it’s the most widely spoken language in the world. The US is supposed to be “the land of the free” and there’s no reason that should be inclusive to English speakers.

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh Lachman The word “but” is contradictory and almost always implies that the statement it follows it incorrect.

  • @codenox5157
    @codenox5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Please do small town tattoo/piercing shop reviews,, it's a gold mine i swear

  • @SorkeXL
    @SorkeXL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I love how Gus looks at his brother when he tells a joke.

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SorkeXL wait Sven is his brother? Wat

    • @versnellingspookie
      @versnellingspookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ape8658 Right? they don't look alike at all......

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      versnellingspookie I know, genes are one hell of a thing

    • @izabelezyleify
      @izabelezyleify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@versnellingspookie what? are y'all blind? it was so obvious to me that they're brothers. Related doesn't mean twins.

    • @versnellingspookie
      @versnellingspookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@izabelezyleify i was actually kidding. I could see it from a mile away, Gus just happens to have those rosy cheeks that set him apart ;^)

  • @Vartrog
    @Vartrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    “Small town casino reviews”
    “Dubai”

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If it's not in America it's a mud hut duh

    • @dedu98
      @dedu98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn.

  • @megannovak6396
    @megannovak6396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    So nice to see a mother and son spending some quality time together 🥰🥰🥰

  • @blankishere3776
    @blankishere3776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    7:03 “okay so Nick Carlson says...”
    **proceeds to censor last name in screenshot**

    • @johnnytrapantino78
      @johnnytrapantino78 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he made the last name up? But that's hilarious though haha good catch

  • @LordofHogwarts
    @LordofHogwarts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    We want to see more of this, please do more. Some guy suggested the strip club reviews so for the love of Gus, do it.

  • @elg6889
    @elg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Sven looked particularly handsome in this wow ok

  • @lukeerly840
    @lukeerly840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Read the constipation gummy bear reviews. I started crying after reading them. They are novels

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have a link?

    • @victoriadupuis4106
      @victoriadupuis4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Madeline Harper just look up sugarless gummy bear reviews

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @ search Haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon. Read the reviews.

    • @LethalPigeon7
      @LethalPigeon7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @ www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM link for anyone interested

    • @Sarahizahhsum
      @Sarahizahhsum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm dying. Now I know how to take out my enemies.

  • @kennas4281
    @kennas4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Me waiting for the thirsty Sven comments to roll in

    • @333Vampirewillrule33
      @333Vampirewillrule33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just you and your hand tonight, bud

    • @mimiabdo7159
      @mimiabdo7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@333Vampirewillrule33 oop-

    • @keilahvisscher1529
      @keilahvisscher1529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ no shame bb

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sven is a cute boi

    • @velokrypter4505
      @velokrypter4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im looking for pewdiepie comments

  • @please_im_a_staaar
    @please_im_a_staaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ohhh, I'm so glad that Gus and Sven spend so much time together like true loving dad and son.

  • @jmiquelmb
    @jmiquelmb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    The US has no official language. Some states have stated English as their official language (both English and Spanish in Puerto Rico, funnily enough). But not on a federal level

    • @thefirsttime7759
      @thefirsttime7759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes but 99% of americans can speak english

    • @tannerobara9283
      @tannerobara9283 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah also racist

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@thefirsttime7759 It's obviously the lingua franca. But to be official it should be stated as such

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jmiquelmb it's obvious their language is and has always been English, before it was just expected that people understood the obvious. It shouldn't really have to be stated. But then again now days people just bitch and get technical about everything. Kinda like how restaurants need to label coffees hot ir they can be sued if someone claimed they were burned. The US is just becoming full of retarded outraged pansies.

    • @theowitte3091
      @theowitte3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      De juro -> no official language
      De Facto -> english

  • @grandmodesty
    @grandmodesty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Gus (on tour across the country, making meme content on top of commentary/other videos): *posts regularly*
    Eddy (playing Breath of the Wild): *crickets*

    • @abroogie
      @abroogie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GrandModesty but have you ever played breath of the wild? I’d take a week off of work just to play it for the first time again 😂

  • @ann_banan13
    @ann_banan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Sven is so cute oh my god.

    • @phpleb2140
      @phpleb2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I look just like him swear to god

    • @benkile6310
      @benkile6310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ph pleb simp

    • @ItTurnsToStone
      @ItTurnsToStone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ph pleb X doubt

    • @dedu98
      @dedu98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stop..

    • @DRDJkoolade
      @DRDJkoolade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anna Bolen NO 😡

  • @MsRabblerouser
    @MsRabblerouser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I got injured in a casino! I was opening a can and by some freak accident, the tab sliced open my thumb. I had to wander around the casino, bleeding profusely, looking for a bandaid. 5 stars to the desk lady who gave me a bandaid from her purse. 0 stars to the can.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please... add more dot dot dots.... sentences too close together...

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miss, nobody gives af

  • @o0Spurs0o
    @o0Spurs0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Very good video..... please make more of this type of video......
    Thanks for the

    • @Jason-xm8ck
      @Jason-xm8ck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      your creepy emo cousin u do realize ur the one who didn’t get the joke right?

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jason-xm8ck you misspelled "linguini"

    • @spiderdudeproductions
      @spiderdudeproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goonsdirge3464 that's probably just how his name is spelled

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spiderdudeproductions impossible.

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a trainwreck im so confused right now

  • @alexkuzmich9227
    @alexkuzmich9227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When gus smiles, he reminds me of sid from Ice Age i love it

  • @chinesecabbagefarmer
    @chinesecabbagefarmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    Wow I can't believe you named your brother after the pewdiepie character

    • @andrewbo85
      @andrewbo85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice

    • @mattmakesmistakes1894
      @mattmakesmistakes1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice

    • @framelessly
      @framelessly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Narf yes Sven is from frozen he is not real anyway so what the heck
      Ty for the likes
      I'm laughing at the replies though.
      Guys I was being ironic, I don't actually like reddit lol

    • @38trung985
      @38trung985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Framelessly the wooosher about to get wooooshed

    • @polarbear1951
      @polarbear1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@framelessly u got "wooshed" you fucking Reddit nerd

  • @oliviamonet960
    @oliviamonet960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Sven is such a beautiful boy

    • @newyorklights7339
      @newyorklights7339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know!! He reminds me of Brandon Walsh from 90210!!

    • @melynimason4216
      @melynimason4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I know!! He's gorgeous!

    • @kendallb6174
      @kendallb6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Handsome lad

    • @margitouma6172
      @margitouma6172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @Cody65
      @Cody65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Im busy lookin at his dad 😍😍

  • @brownbread435
    @brownbread435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    please please do more of these, you've made me start actually reading google reviews, my favourite thing to do is to read reviews of places I used to work to see if they mentioned me hahaha

  • @rival5192
    @rival5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Awwww, gambling destroyed his life."

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waaaaahh

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have to ask, if one can make the choice to gamble, why can they not, according to gus, leave a bad review? If anything I would not only encourage anyone to leave a bad review for a casino, but all those that over estimated their "luck" or "skill" should leave a bad review as well.

    • @rival5192
      @rival5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markstewart4501 I completely agree, because it's totally not their fault but the Casino's.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rival5192 so is that: bad sarcasm, my failure to express where I am getting at, or a lack of your ability to comprehend what I was saying?
      fault? Casinos are designed to take peoples money, and to a degree reward a bit through chance. If these people either don't realize what they are in for, or were under the belief that a casino provided a different service why can't they leave a bad review.
      I really do not understand why you believe that a "star" review system is a good method for leaving a review in the first place.

    • @rival5192
      @rival5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was sarcasm.
      Gambling is a serious thing and you shouldn't do it if you don't know what you're getting yourself into, everyone knows stuff about gambling. So why would you encourage them to leave a bad review if it's their fault for even trying out their luck in the casino.
      That's like booking a hotel that you 100% know is bad, and then leaving a bad review like you didn't know about it, there's just no point to it.
      *excuse my English, it's not my native language*

  • @RvB_Fan_since_8
    @RvB_Fan_since_8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm two years late but "..." has not always meant suspense! It's a remnant of when people wrote letters, they also used ellipses to indicate just a normal pause in their thoughts. It kind of makes sense because using a comma as a pause isn't always appropriate but it is odd for us that grew up without really writing letters that often.

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait I hate how many commas I put for pauses. Thank you!

  • @sophiedahl3681
    @sophiedahl3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Love this series, but you made my side hurt from laughing. VERY rude. 1/5

  • @Animallovercomedian
    @Animallovercomedian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Fact check - the US is one of the few countries with no official language
    Fact agreement? - I don't know the exact rules but usually in poker you're not allowed to speak any language than the one you are playing in

  • @bruh6417
    @bruh6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It kept making me laugh that you can just barely see the top of Sven’s knees throughout the entire vid

    • @coastersplus
      @coastersplus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I can't unsee it, thanks!

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn’t have the best knees in the game tho

  • @ZoniesCoasters
    @ZoniesCoasters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Reviews for individual amusement park rides in amusement parks. Found a beautiful one star review for runnaway mountain at sixflags over texas just saying, "penis ride."

  • @l_b8029
    @l_b8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Every time I’m texting with my aunts they always use the ... in place of a simple .
    It is the most confusing thing I always think they are mad.

  • @eh2203
    @eh2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I know your brother didn’t choose his name, but I do love that your parents on purpose chose “Sven” for an infant child’s name.

    • @Jade-ck2db
      @Jade-ck2db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that a weird name?

    • @Suplexduplex
      @Suplexduplex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Jade_ Sunny it’s a little unconventional for a white american family. I’m sure Gus’s parents have some sort of Scandinavian heritage which is why all their names are like that, but unless their parents are directly from that area and grew up there, it’s definitely not an average name.

    • @rhizophysa
      @rhizophysa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      All the siblings' names are Scandinavian. Gus is short for Gustav, and there's Sven, and another brother named Thor. I, personally, prefer Gustopher. But that is not the case, and also probably an abomination.

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s a pretty common name though. Also given the -son suffix on The family last name I’m pretty sure Gus’s family is from Northern Europe.

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tk Bandele maybe they had only a few generations in America. I know families who are American but the person who had immigrated to America was a grandpa or great grandpa so the family is still very aligned and thoughtful of the culture despite being very American. Plus I think in his area that he is from they had a lot of roots with Scandinavian immigrants in the past but I’m not sure. There are pockets of America like that were people are very American but love in pockets that had a very present heritage like Italian or polish and they still are very aware and in tune with it/it being important to them to memorialize etc

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Yes, Gus. We ALL want see more.
    Stinky house bad casino gar away, no pay back burned my mouth.
    1 star

  • @sirsackolis5203
    @sirsackolis5203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Holy shit victory land is 10 minutes from me. They have a really strict dress code, can't even wear hoodies or baggie pants. Girls always have to cover up

    • @nochickennick2416
      @nochickennick2416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha yeah, for a second when I heard that I was like, wait... gambling is illegal in Alabama so surely it's not actually in Alabama but I completely forgot about the three Native American (i wanna say Creek Indian) reserves with casinos in Alabama.

    • @sirsackolis5203
      @sirsackolis5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nochickennick2416 I swear to god someone i know got shot in the parking lot a couple weeks ago, look it up on google, folks get robbed and shit all the time out there, it's way out in the country and super ghetto

    • @nochickennick2416
      @nochickennick2416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sirsackolis5203 oy vey 😂😂 sounds like a wild place

    • @sirsackolis5203
      @sirsackolis5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nochickennick2416 it is, folks dont realize how wild it is out here, folks gettin killed everyday around here

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s so fucking insane man, is it a super conservative area or something or are they the only ones like that?

  • @_Polyfez
    @_Polyfez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Marlboro cigarettes killed my grand father... 1/5 stars

  • @tripatripatripatri
    @tripatripatripatri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “YOU ARE THE ONE STAR”

  • @sophiebradshaw4157
    @sophiebradshaw4157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Chucky is the one who told Jazmin to turn her Facebook videos down because they were on Spanish

    • @phoebe9750
      @phoebe9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking haha

  • @henryprice844
    @henryprice844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Such a caring mother and son relationship

  • @larrynintendo6838
    @larrynintendo6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Gamble my moolah" is such an amazing saying. lol

  • @JakeTheCellist
    @JakeTheCellist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Listen here, ladies and gentlemen” and “yours truly and yours you-ly” have me laughing so hard in the ad-read 😂

  • @MesquiteAutomotive
    @MesquiteAutomotive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I’ve been looking at strip clubs reviews for a long time. People will complain about the food a lot. Or not being allowed in for having ring worm.

    • @r4siri
      @r4siri 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not funny
      Didn't laugh

    • @MesquiteAutomotive
      @MesquiteAutomotive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      xd MyUsername Ok?

    • @kevinoconnor497
      @kevinoconnor497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@r4siri He wasn't telling a joke he was just saying what the reviews said

  • @JD..........
    @JD.......... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The takeaway of this is that “Local Guide” is as meaningful as
    *WoopdiefrickingDoO*

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Local Guide just means they've written a certain amount of reviews.

    • @bedtimerat
      @bedtimerat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BelleFlower15 Yeah you can level up and stuff too, its a weird process

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To all the people with gambling addictions:
    1) buy a Nintendo DS or Nintendo 3DS (any model of either will do- I recommend 2DS if you are on a budget)
    2) Buy a copy of New Super Mario Bros. You can get it without the case for $5.
    3) Go to the minigames sections and choose one of the ‘table’ games.
    4) Play one of these games. They are virtual gambling minigames featuring Luigi as the dealer.
    5) Congrats! You now have an addiction to virtual gambling where you lose no money, and can play anywhere you like!

  • @BeourselfBeFleur
    @BeourselfBeFleur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "local casinos" is one of the most american things i've heard.

    • @duhdug821
      @duhdug821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you have to drive 4 hours to go to a casinos?

    • @musicjunkie8228
      @musicjunkie8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@duhdug821 a casinos.

    • @pewpewlazers5702
      @pewpewlazers5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every bar and restaurant is a casino in my state lmao

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pewpewlazers5702 so, do they just have several slot machines? So... Adult version of Chuck E Cheese?

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatever country you’re from sounds terrible

  • @elsiehottner699
    @elsiehottner699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    vsco girls?
    nah, we only know physco girls here

  • @Marssnowable
    @Marssnowable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I noticed this in a lot of these type of review reviews, and would just like to bring it up in case you didn't know. People don't actually sit at home and review the place (normally at least) a lot of the time if you're signed into google maps on your phone right when you leave google will ask you what you thought of the place.
    Them saying no is just boomers not understanding they're inputting that into a review section, lol.

  • @bobloblawslawblog5104
    @bobloblawslawblog5104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Joke's on Chucky, the US doesn't have an official language.

    • @tuckman211213
      @tuckman211213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to speak a different language than a dealer is in poker

    • @logansmith9437
      @logansmith9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@tuckman211213 You can play poker without saying a word, doesnt matter at all. There are hand gestures and actions to represent everything.

    • @dannymadison6335
      @dannymadison6335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also, Chucky barely has a grasp on the English language.

    • @TsGhosty
      @TsGhosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logansmith9437 its about the potential cheating

    • @holographicbunny3297
      @holographicbunny3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tsumekuroable I was on board with Chucky, especially after he mentioned the gaming commission potentially considering it an issue the dealer should’ve addressed; benefit of the doubt and all. I can see it being a problem if 2 guys spoke Klingon and no one else could tell what they were communicating to one another in the same scenario.
      But, then he spelled it out for us, and eliminated said doubt.

  • @shayla9744
    @shayla9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I've been waiting forever for another small town reviews

  • @maebholeary2734
    @maebholeary2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    8:58 I'm hard rock nick
    Anyone watch Danny and Drew's video?

  • @DrGonzz
    @DrGonzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Gus. This is gold! Keep making more of these. Love your reactions!
    *
    One star.

    • @poolsclosed9898
      @poolsclosed9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment was rude and didn’t let me take my drink out of the comments section. Also I think it didn’t like that I was watching my video in Spanish.
      *
      One star.

    • @roninboi1869
      @roninboi1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr these small town reviews are the best Imo
      *
      One star

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I totally know why you mixed it up, but I'm pretty sure the "bissy bissy bissy" guy is from frosty the snowman, not Rudolph. I, too, owned a VHS with both movies on it growing up.

    • @angelaleon4060
      @angelaleon4060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mitch ZImmerman ur right 😂 hahaha

  • @russ7099
    @russ7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:20 thats the casino in my hometown lmao, the boats a shuttle that takes you out to the big boat like 40 miles out

  • @michelletrujillo5376
    @michelletrujillo5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Fun fact, America doesn't have an official language!

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you, I didn't know this actually needed to be stated for people but apparently it does so it's good to see that some people aren't horrible racist pieces of shit

    • @TheBrunarr
      @TheBrunarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd lol that's a funny joke not a fact, I think you got those two confused since they both start with "f"

    • @bobsaggetsdad6086
      @bobsaggetsdad6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact: nobody gives a shit

    • @guenthersteiner8163
      @guenthersteiner8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd the "biological warfare" theory (blankets laced with smallpox knowingly given to natives) was proven false several years ago.

    • @michelletrujillo5376
      @michelletrujillo5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobsaggetsdad6086 oh well I thought I'd mention it since people always get on Latinos for not speaking English. Have a nice day!

  • @Bigtunaproductions09
    @Bigtunaproductions09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    1/5 Stars. Listen to this Gus....Super rude he. Mad funny my cassino....Poops to him. Thank you.

  • @FelixEA
    @FelixEA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think Chucky, the guy that complained about people speaking Spanish, doesn't know that there is NO official language in the US

  • @lCaKeSl
    @lCaKeSl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "..." is definitely an old person thing. But it always makes me feel bad for them because I read it as if they're sad and just unsure/dragged on about everything they're saying ):

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Whoa whoa *whoa!*
    Are you saying playing slots isn't a real job ?!?!?!

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you spell woah like that. Disgusting.

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickv.3573 whats up ?
      Here you go writingexplained.org/whoa-or-woah-difference

  • @educatetheleft
    @educatetheleft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:02 You blurred his last name but still said it out loud 😂 fucking genius

  • @rayneklein1697
    @rayneklein1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Finn can't catch a break from hot food like man

  • @gamermarv007
    @gamermarv007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Great Video! I really enjoyed it, but while i was watching the video i burnt my vegan chicken nuggets.
    3/5 Stars

  • @civil_boss8146
    @civil_boss8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These small town reviews are pretty fun to watch, it'll be nice if you could post more of these.

  • @Rkb.23.
    @Rkb.23. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    This good video... very funni... I enjoy very well... I give 3 star

  • @marebare122
    @marebare122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Something about watching a cute bro duo laugh is one of the most content things. Y’all are great. God bless 🙏🏻

  • @abbeyk6064
    @abbeyk6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    10:38 can we talk about the fact that the US doesnt have an official language?

  • @skoto8219
    @skoto8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    re: "I tried going in with a spaghetti strap and they refused to let me in" - I wonder if they were having issues with customers spending their money on prostitutes instead of gambling it away

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What am I supposed to wear into a fucking casino tho

  • @TrypodKat
    @TrypodKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You are the one star"
    Omg I died

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    gus i absolutely love you and sven. but how do NEITHER of you know the term “ellipsis”?

  • @rabidtangerine
    @rabidtangerine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I took a sip of water at 9:55 and it took all my willpower to not spit take.

  • @katjons_
    @katjons_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Okay, Gus, but I'm here for your dimples and smiley lines. ❤

  • @michaelbates4926
    @michaelbates4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Gus doesn't look like Sven's brother, he looks like his dad

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dang, that's why we bigfoots don't go to small town casinos

    • @kmar1558
      @kmar1558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      smart

  • @synonymous_
    @synonymous_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Yeeeeees my favorite kind of content. Can you do more to catch a predator? Some of those vids are hilarious.

  • @popcorn7421
    @popcorn7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really do appreciate youtubers that make their sponsorships interesting

  • @malllllkaii
    @malllllkaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:04
    “Not good, they took too much money...suns a biCHHH

  • @tripatripatripatri
    @tripatripatripatri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Yes, Gus, I DO want to watch more of this, thank you for asking. How was your day?

    • @phpleb2140
      @phpleb2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I'm gonna call you Pat. Maybe Patty but most likely just Pat

  • @jezzyman
    @jezzyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE more of this format!!!!!

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the bar for becoming a Local Guide is wonderfully low

  • @jannakhalaf7416
    @jannakhalaf7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Dubai” I don’t know if I laughed at this cuz I live in Dubai, or if it was because it made no sense.

  • @EliTheMac
    @EliTheMac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite series Gus! I have actual depression and your videos reviewing small town things with Sabrina or Sven and the boys make me super happy. Thank you for the joy!

  • @Whatever73576
    @Whatever73576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    4:45 Okay, Gus, I have to stop you right there. I'm almost positive you're trying to quote Frosty the Snowman, and the man, who was a magician, was saying, "Messy, messy, messy." Get your xmas movie quotes right, or don't quote them at all.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nathan Alspaugh i feel like you’re genuinely livid about this

    • @Whatever73576
      @Whatever73576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Frosty Teacup Oh, I am. I was hardly able to watch the rest of the video.

  • @soyoltoi
    @soyoltoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Recommendation: read google reviews of places in North Korea