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Gus and Sven and Richard read hilariously terrible small town reviews.
Welcome to the Gus Johnson channel, where the most average content comes to fizzle out.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - ตลก
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This was a lot of fun to film, and I hope to make another one in the future. This definitely won't become a big series, but if you would like to see more of these review videos please let me know!
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Yeah it actually is, and hey look first to reply
We love anything you make Gus!!!!
Make a trillion more
Gus Johnson YOS
Please make more!
My hometown was super lame, absolutely nothing to do there.
Jesus Christ
Nazareth?
And then they had the nerve to crucify him. 3 stars.
Holy man
🙏 thank you for your wise words
*Blasphemy!!*
Love these
I love when you upload jake
But it's kinda shit right?
Fucking colab you goddamned Midwestern pieces of shit. I love you bye.
Ew go away
WELP, YOU HEARD IT FOLKS!
For real though, we like this style of video.
Y'all just look like the personification of the Midwest.
as a midwesterner I gotta be that dude and say that wisconsin is in the west, not midwest. honestly though? dudes are like this here too, just with less pride
@@jacquesalope Wisconsin is east of the Louisiana purchase, in the Ohio valley region. By every definition it's the mid West.
@@jacquesalope I'm a Midwesterner as well and Wisconsin most definitely is Midwestern. The Midwest is: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio, Wisconsin. Sometimes North and South Dakota are included along with Nebraska and Kansas, but those are reffered to as The Plains, along with OK and TX, so not really seen as Midwest usually.
Jack Prince are you actually a Midwesterner?
@@jacquesalope I'm from Minnesota... Wisconsin is definitely in the Midwest
My local movie theater got a four star review from a local guide that only says “Tick”. It’s so cryptic
Prove it
I think they were trying to write out "tick" as in "check mark", for Gboard to autocomplete it to a symbol.
Man, I'm fun at parties!
SPRITE FREAK I mean your thinking skills and confidence are something to be envied...when I was depressed I always second guessed myself and wouldn’t have ever have had the metaphorical balls to even comment something like this.
Edit: Sorry, you probably don’t give a shite about what I’ve been through lol
Edit 2: I just realized what I did lol
@@gingergamergirl98
I totally understand what you're going through. I was exactly like this just a year ago until I got proper therapy. My confidence wasn’t even nearly high enough to ask for that therapy. I just happened to get it because I was diagnosed with ADD. I'm guessing you still have issues with this, so I'll tell you some ways of thinking, that really helped me come to terms with my crippling fears and sadness. Hope this helps you at least a little.
Now this might not apply, depending on which worldview you already have, but something that ironically really helped me, is adapting a nihilistic outlook on life. So basically thinking that nothing matters and that there’s no meaning to anything. But that’s not something I saw negatively. I saw it as something beautiful, because I didn’t have a reason to second-guess myself all the time. Most of the things I saw as important, really weren’t. This is what I told myself: “Will I remember any of these awkward situations in a year?” if no, why care at all?
“Will any of these people remember me acting like this in a year?” No they won’t, so why should I watch myself in the first place? The people wouldn’t remember these situations for even a week, if not a day. There’s never a good reason not to be yourself.
Thinking like this took some time, but the resulting “me” felt amazing.
I made friends with people, that I wouldn’t even have dared to be in the same room with.
Walking around in public didn’t feel like a nightmare anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still an introvert. I still struggle to talk to people. But I don’t fear it anymore, no matter what might happen. There was this thought engraved in my brain, telling me I owed the world staying quiet and never make even one mistake. But the world doesn’t care your sacrificing yourself for it. Think about it, the world even hardly cares about the actual troublemakers. And let me tell you something, nobody likes a perfect person. You aren’t perfect, and you should never try to be. The things you hate about yourself are things that make you a lovable person.
Everybody can be loved if you know them enough.
My mind fought back when I was trying to better myself. It’s just something our brains do, they always try to prove themselves right. My brain didn’t want to believe it was the culprit behind its own sadness. “This will never work.” “Why am I even trying.” “I was probably born this anxious.” “It’s not something I can change.” “Why is this so hard for me specifically?” I believe we’re all different in the same way. Nobody is born “smart”, “dumb”, “happy” or “sad”.
People aren’t born being able to do things you can’t. It sounds cliche, but if you tell yourself you can achieve something, you will be able to achieve it. And if you till yourself you can’t achieve something, you won’t. Even if you do fail, it doesn’t mean you should give up. Learn from your downfalls, they are direct directions to your goal.
I’m sorry if this was a little ranty and cliche. And sorry if you didn’t get anything out of this huge block of text. But I felt really compelled to write this comment, because it’s something I wish somebody told me a year ago. Anyways, hope have a nice day.
@@Poly_0000 nice comment 10/10 (srsly)
Small towns in rural America are different planets. Rules of logic and common decency do not apply.
Shelmon’s Bing Bang Bazinga Bing Bong Burger
@My Phone well now, I must stamp an r/woooosh on your forehead
@@danielandrus8024 Ratt and Bryan from UltraMega?!
@My Phone hey, I saw an opportunity and I shit on it
@My Phone Maybe you're in the wrong part of a city. I'm from L.A. born and raised and have never had anyone or seen anyone do that, except for when I was a kid at a public library in a upper class part of town...but that was like 20 years ago! 😂 I hear New York is like that tho!
Cat lady: No olives please, buttons is deadly allergic.
Subway worker: Is that so? 😈
lmao
Is this real
I know the kid that left that comment, we both live in the area of Wisconsin, god he's hilarious😂
"This bitch comes in all the time and ALWAYS singles ME out in these shitty reviews... Well, I'm going to do it. Everyone in this single stoplight town knows Buttons is allergic to olives. I'm gonna stuff this shit full of olives!"
@Josh Bleezy totally agree lol if that was a genuine comment, oh my god, it's the best piece of accidental comedy I've heard in years
But idk.. I don't really feel it's genuine but I really want to believe lol
Can you even imagine...
It's almost like...
They wanted to KILL BUTTONS
Are you LW? From tube steak???
@@trashtoto (pssst it was from the video but nvm, I hope you have a good day and stay safe.)
Lol. That review was definitely a troll.
Yellow tape around his body, it’s a f@#king homicide 😭😭
"I'd like to slip my tube steak in LW"
... I don't know what that is, but no thank you.
Are you not excited about "tube steaks" LW?
Sorry typing that out felt disgusting xD
rgtrooper13 fuck off dude
Let's play: *spot the incel*
@rgtrooper13 fuck off
@rgtrooper13 shut the hell up dumbass.
“NordVPN is probably the best brand that I’ve worked with this year”
*Released video on January 2nd*
@@starwolf8887 you missed the joke
Star Wolf Oh wait really? I thought these videos just appeared on his channel
Wooooosh
I was thinking the same thing lol
@@starwolf8887 Who's getting wooshed here?
Can you imagine making a subway sandwich with a carefully crafted plot to kill Buttons? I wonder how they sleep at night.
"maybe if I slip some olives into that crazy cat lady's food, she'll stop ransacking my garbage can looking for left-overs."
It’s more believable the cat died of pancreatitis since it was fed a fuckin subway sandwich
I think it's a troll, they had a roblox avitar picture
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You can tell that Gus and Sven are brothers because they both turn the same shade of red when they laugh.
Local youtube watcher:
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It is a youtube video
Local commenter:
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@@omxls local replier:
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Certainly a reply, but lack of punctuation gives uncomfortable cryptic tone. I will not be returning.
@@Natalie-101, Local Reply Replier:
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Decent like count and good points made about comment being reviewed as well as containing proper punctuation. Would read again.
Local cereal eater
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Cinnimon toast crunch is good
Jones barbecue and foot massage
kremit the frog ok
people want to give me TWO hot girlfriends foot massages all the time
Please leave me and my family alone
You are that one trump guy i got in a fight with on YT while watching the one CNN video lol funny to see you here.
You're not justin y
"Tube steak"
_He's speaking the language of the Gods..._
I was literally laughing so hard through this that I physically couldn’t stop crying
Yeah this video is a solid 1 star. After my wife broke up with me in public, I wanted to watch one of Gus' videos to cheer me up but instead I cried of laughter so hard. It's like he WANTED me to be sad. Gus is a master of his crafts though.
gus looks the oldest and the youngest of the three simultaneously
I’m now crying with laughter
POOR BUTTONS
*was poisoned by the Subway*
@Toori Baba don't go changing
good thinking taping the mic to the table this time
Microphones are perfect for the switch.
Footloose
Hi Joey
Gus, I live in small town Wisconsin and I can say that this series is my favorite! ★☆☆☆☆
Anthony Naze the one video in your channel is amazing
Your right
Oh me too
Yes, the classic neon orange shirt with a deer on it. Nothing says middle aged north westerns more than that.
*a beer. A bear who is a deer.
Do you mean midwesterners?
Hey Gus, I know these aren’t the biggest video’s on your channel but as somebody who also lives in a small Wisconsin town, these videos always have me on the floor laughing. I Hope you keep making these, 10/10 very creamy memes
I also live in Wisconsin
@@KristenZianourry2015 wow!
@@KristenZianourry2015 I don't! Isn't that cool
This is so true!
sven is cute as hell
You can't say that that's gay
dont do my man gus like this
It's giving me a man boner
hi my name's also Sven
Do you want his tube steak
can't believe no one ever used *tube steak* to describe their member
I was honestly so chill with them not doing so
Reviews in general: “something very minor pissed me off one time, and I didn’t say anything or give them a chance to fix it, and it probably wasn’t anybody’s fault, just a misunderstanding, but I’m an unreasonable and whiny person so DONT EVER GO HERE!!!!!”
Not every review, but a decent chunk go like that.
My wife left me. Don't go to Subway.
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im pretty sure its because they added olives to ur sub
@@cassidystupid543 It's like they WANTED to kill my wife
Rip Buttons
🕯 i light a candle for buttons
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(More original than an F.)
@@LucasCAPS thank you for coming Lucas. It means a lot to us.
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Ohhhh you’re from Wisconsin... it all makes sense now
As someone from Wisconsin...same
me tp
Suburban cheese world
Yeah man Wisconsin is lit
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 most young Wisconsin people don't have a stereotypical accent
my local Sonic’s reviews are gold. enjoy:
“the milkshake was too milky. i don’t know what else to say” (1 star)
“i ordered a strawberry slush usually have chunks of real frozen strawberries in it this time i barely got any and it was watered down.” (1 star)
“always decent.” (5 stars)
Yeah not really that gold
Eh
When you have low expectations “always decent”....... 5 stars
Gargle shit and razors Cro-Magnon
@@lizbitsmith9706 super low standards
*gets fucking shot by employee*
One of the employees shot me but everything else was ok. 4 stars
1/5 ⭐☆☆☆☆
1 review
Came here expecting a quality business review, ended up being served by three coughing guys. 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.
lol
Your friend sounds like the kid from The Polar Express
you guys wanna hear mo bamba or sicko mode?
Big Jane Lebowski YES
No hate, just wanna point out how shitty it would make him feel if he happened to read this thread (the kid you’re referencing is clearly written to be annoying af)
Maybe don’t do this kinda stuff in the future? Again, I’m not trying to make you feel bad about yourselves or anything, I just don’t like seeing people spread negativity online :)
@@gingergamergirl98 You're must be new to the internet.
SVENY No, I just don’t like people being rude for no fuckin’ reason
Richard reminds me of the vibe that’s like ‘oh that’s a nice cornfield bud THIS IS A NICE CORNFIELD’
Idk Richard reminds me more of this kid - i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/921/Screen_Shot_2018-12-20_at_3.43.27_PM.jpg
Troy yes 😂😂
Richard’s sweater is the most on brand Wisconsin sweater I’ve ever seen.
Can we get an F in the chat for buttons the cat
Sad F
F
F
F
i found that one legitimately sad :(
Your children have grown up so fast, you should be very proud Gus.
The buttons guy had Angela from the office energy😂
I was going to go to bed at midnight when I accidentally found your channel. Its now 2am and I'm still bingeing your videos. I am not sure I'll ever sleep again.
starting a gofundme for buttons, let’s pray
Bob Pancakes where is the link? I want to help buttons.
Panda YT gofundme.com/vj5p4-help-buttons please help him
Bob Pancakes you’re doing God’s work god bless ❤️
Panda YT it’s the least he deserves 😫
Dude on the right sounds like the nerd kid from polar express
Nommerz oooooohh my gosh
_Wanna listen to Mo Bamba or Sicko Mode?????_
@@Trisaaru lmao
The nerd kid from anything, really.
He doesn't look or sound jewish
“With a rebel yell, she cries more, more, more.”
- Billy Joel
Idol not Joel lolol
You're literally the only TH-camr I enjoy watching sponsored videos from. You always manage to make something tedious and pretty unavoidable into something fun and entertaining for the viewer, which is tricky to do. Awesome, awesome, awesome content. You're a fantastic fish, good buddy!! 😃👍❤
*_a better sequel doesn’t exist_*
my two girlfriends dont need a sequel because it doesnt get any better
Reported for child abuse
Shrek 2
Are u the pupil to justin y ?
Dude you're everywhere
why does richard look like the Great Value brand drew gooden
I can’t stop watching Gus Johnson. Please help.
**grammar has left the chat**
Pretty sure it's spelled *grammer
Joe A it is grammar
What about my grandma?
@@jonahguerndt6214 Pretty sure it's spelled *grandme
@@patrickstanley7211 wooosh
Hahahaha i love your content David. Always a treat to hear your pet toy reviews. I appreciate it and please give my thanks also to your head chef.
The guy on the right looks like that kid from the polar express
It's almost as if SHE wanted to kill Buttons!
PLEASE make more of these. Both of these have had me in tears. I’m from Nebraska and this is far too relatable
Where in NE? Im in Grand Island and shit shit is DAILY, Go read the reviews of the bar up in Hadar if you want a good laugh
definitely sumthing fishy going on
*very fast service tho*
7:53 the weird thing is, I can't find anything online saying "ty" means "mouse" in any language.
This was fun to watch. Also have to say it's enjoyable hearing you advertise instead of just regular ad's put up of the same old stuff paid for by big companies when you can easily pull it off in sometimes funny ways.
fun fact: it can take from 12 to 48 hours to suffer food poisoning so no you didnt get it 2 hours after. we have customers trying to pull these scams and once u offer free food they all the sudden are better and can eat again.
humans are a weird bunch
Big shout to the hands-off sponsors keeping my favorite channels going.
The ines that were all five stars that said it is a subway probs were employees my boss makes me review out bk every week and i always put "food is good"
katie kat lol I thought only my boss was shit enough to do that. For a company that doesn’t even allow overtime pay, they really use the shit out of the workers
I looked up reviews in my own hometown, and we have a 4 Star cemetery, it is apparently very clean.
Holy crap, Gus, I haven’t laughed this hard in forever. 5/5 Footloose
This entire series should just be on wisconsin towns.
Review review 👏🏻👏🏻
These videos help remind me how much I love my home State of Wisconsin. Thank you for your optimistic awesomeness! It is greatly appreciated.
Those are the kind of reviews, where you can't tell if they're serious or not.
I once saw on Amazon a review for Monster Hunter, where someone didn't like, that you were supposed to attack the monsters.
"I tried talking to the monsters, but they immediately attacked me."
I mean, it's called MONSTER HUNTER. It's in the name.
plus 100 intelligence
@@davidsteele3155 Though I got to say, It's on the German Amazon. Still, it seemed to be a young woman and I don't think that nowadays a young German woman doesn't understand English.
I mean, I taught English to myself when I was 13 years old.
@@MacDonellCashRicher Clearly you didn't teach it wrll enough because I had to read that 3 times to understand what you were trying to say.
@@JustAskMeTV101 You mean my answer? Yeah, the second half of my second sentence is written a bit weird. However, I understand it almost perfectly and that's enough to watch English videos on TH-cam and to read English manga.
@@MacDonellCashRicher Don't listen to that person, you write fine.
But yeah, sometimes reviews look so dumb that one wonders if the author was sarcastic or not. Happens pretty frequently with Steam reviews -- with people giving negative reviews to games because they didn't check the specs beforehand, didn't look at the trailers, didn't try the demos, don't like the multiplayer community (and don't have any friends), etc etc
But my favorite are the reviews of government establishments and employment agencies. That's where people like to vent their frustration when dissing diners just doesn't cut it.
"10/10 would go there again"
~ Business owner
Very cool Justin
Thank you justin, very cool.
You have to stop kremit and how to clean your metal keyboard
Justin Time for the comments!
Thank you Justin, very cool.
Justin Y. > Blue Eyes White Dragon don't @ me
Man I live so close I know exactly where you're talking about lol we're the same guy!
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It is a subway
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it is a comment
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It is a reply
no offense guts jortom but i consider you a very very good delightful boy.
Where is father Burback?
In LA
Dude you're one of my favorite comedians and these crack me up. Definitely bring this back sometime soon! Keep up the amazing content.
My local instrument store got a one star review from a mom who was mad her kid couldn’t get a trombone for free
"NordVPN is probably the best brand I've worked with this year" *posted January 2nd*
Gus is a cool guy, he once let me have a bite of a slim Jim when we were on the bus. Super nice guy
He let me open his hot pocket for him when we were on flight from Madagascar to Las Vegas last week.
Video Games and Other Vices Gus once gave me his tube steak ;)
He once let me eat tots out of his left cargo pocket.
@@cassandra5322 He once let me come get some ham
Thanks for this. I had a lot of fun listening to you guys rationalize the reviews. I'm newish to your channel but first time I seen Richard playing and he was cracking me up. Thanks again.
I just finished watching the first video and all I had to say at the end of that video was, "God I wish that there was a second" and all be dammed I scroll down and I see this video. God-bless you, Gus!! You are my hero, you funky little Internet man 💗🌻👍 4/5 stars
Hey Gus, crazy shit goes down in gas station reviews around the Detroit Michigan area. I recommend you read a few. Also Happy New Year to you and your mustache!
Oh u from Michigan i am too
Detroit is another world
Top 10 most anticipated sequels of 2019
MORE OF THESE! I've been sick for the last 8 days and these reviews give me life.
these videos are AMAZING, i cant wait to see more of them!
Everyone out here roasting Richard but he's a cutie imo
5:47
Bears
Beets
Battle star galactica
Bees?
Beads.
Having spent much of my life in the town (I think) you are referring to, these are painfully accurate. Life in Rural wisconsin is a phantasmagoria of farming, high functioning alcoholism, rifle fishing, and broken English.
Yes, I would love to see more of these! Wouldn’t mind seeing more Suspicious Package videos too😉
*first video of the year*
Gus: NordVPN is the best brand I've used this year
hmmm
@@starwolf8887 woooosh
@@starwolf8887 damn thats a double whoosh! :O CLEVER BOYYYYY
"I requested no olives" you stand there while they make it...
love these, especially cuz I'm from the same town as you guys! love garbage town, and these reviews are pretty good!! especially the dollar store ones.
I enjoy all of your content, you're a really likable guy and you're a super talented creator. Keep trying new things, and make anything that pleases you. But, yes, this video was enjoyable and it was nice you included your friends in it.
Hey, Gus, you didnt have any Bookworm Adventures Deluxe content last year. You think you can change that?
God has returned
Hey Beef Stew what happened with the bookworm adventures removed from steam thing?
Can you explain to me the current obsession with Bookworm? I mean, it's an amazing game that I play every week, but why has suddenly the world and it's grandmother decided it's a meme?
@@MsCherade9 because of Beef Stew.
Beef Stew D-Dunkey?
love you bus jackson
Hell ya! I just moved to Wisconsin and I see what you're saying!
Please make more of these, I love them!
I'm sorry but Sven is so cute
You spelled Gus wrong
I've been waiting for this video ever since the first! Make it a series!
Please keep doing these. I laughed so much watching this that I think five years were added onto my life.
These are so good, hope you keep doing more!
10:14 I want Dan to review every restaurant, strip club, and mud wrestling center in America.
This is great, please do more! It's hilarious to hear you all laugh
Recently discovered this channel and I'm loving it, especially these reviews
I may be late to the party, but these are some of my favorite videos, please continue, or start doing them again if you stopped.
This is outrageous please upload more of this so I can procrastinate doing stuff some more
So glad there's a sequel to one of my favorite videos!
This is great! It reminds me of a show I saw at SF Sketchfest a few years ago. It was called "One Star" and it was dramatic readings of one star Yelp reviews.
I absolutely love the small town reviews, can you please do more?