ASMR Voice: Baby... you don't look so good... [M4A] [Comfort for being sick] [Boyfriend]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.พ. 2016
- Everyone gets sick from time to time, baby, it's okay. C'mere, love... let me take care of you.
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Written by Ebba/Principessa/Adulescentia and recorded by CardlinAudio
Cardlin drawn by: Staresleep! / staresleep
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Cardlin: You're pale
Me: I'm black
jaiye rose welcome to my world but u can get a bit pale when ur sick even if u're dark skinned just saying 😃😛
We tend to turn a little grayish when you get sick ;)
Omg I thought the same
Hmhm, I know since one time my blood sugar got so high that my skin turned pale due to dehydration
jaiye rose I FUCKING WHEEZED OH MY GOD
"Aw honey, what's wrong?"
*Me: ....*
*It all started when I was born-*
Shooketh Lili when he said he forgot the kettle I internally screamed BRO IM HAVING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS STAY BACK
Paradise Danger THE KETTLE?
SAME
I LAUGHED SO HARD I YEETED MY BROTHER OUT OF THE WINDOW
@@itsdowny1627 I- LMFAO-
"you're pale"
me: BRO I'M ALWAYS PALE
Me: I AM THE DEFINITION OF PALE, CARDLIN! I LOOK LIKE A GHOST!
Natalie Nightmare I legit can’t look pale it isn’t possible 😂
Can’t relate
This is my original character she is basically a ghost
Natalie Nightmare why did I think of that “I so pale” vine 😂😂
When I'm sick, I don't lie about it.
It's more like "What's wrong?"
"I'M DYIIIIIING."
Yep exactly
Mood
Kyra same
Im half and half, if my friends want me to go home I say "no, im fine!!" "I wont go home unless I pass out!" Other people ask and I say "I HAVE THE PLAUGE, IM DYINNGGGG"
Deadass me rn.
Me yelling like:
THE CORONAVIRUS GOT MEEEE-
"Eyes up here" **lowkey melts**
I see you on every video lol ^^
Jeon Taehyungiii Hiya! Im Cardlins stalker, just kidding!
Hahah
jordyn d. Same. Did the trick instantly
jordyn d. When he said that it reminded me of at school when teachers would say that
-You don't want to watch a movie, not even Tangled?
Me: HOW DID HE KNOW
Same!
seriously tho! im not the only one who has tangled as my "sick flick"?!?!
#tangled squad
Cristina Cuevas
Him: you don’t want to watch a movie, not even tangled
Me: no I want to watch beauty and the beast how many time do I have to tell you
You don’t want to watch a movie, not even tangled?
No I want to watch moana!
"You're looking ill
like the flu way not the Run DMC way" Cardlin, stop being a cute hip-hop head!
Kia Doll I started cracking up on that part
Remind me what DMC means. Because I have a certain thought of what it means.
Hip hop group @@azraelmeeks8178
I'm koala
you're the eucalyptus tree
koala loves eucalyptus, so
I love you
Ermaya Auliana aww sweet ^-^
Ermaya Auliana
is that the stuff they eat? because liKE SAME
Ermaya Auliana ＼(>o
"My little koala."
Me: *melts*
I died at that part. This video was so cute I think I was smiling the entire time.
When I hear Cardlin says "My Little Koala", I melt my heart for real, the hair of my skin suddenly get up and the most funny is he kissed me on my lips and then he forgot I'm sick! He said like " Oh Shit!"
Marianita Bustos 13:46
Marianita Bustos saaaaaaame
Girl same. Its so cute!
"what kind of tea do you want"
*Black. Just like my soul*
(edit : 2020)
I just now came back to see all 962+ of you are just as Myspace edgy as I am and Idk how to take that-
* dumps gallon of holy water on their head
You'll thank me later
and no I'm not a Christian well semi not Christian I go to Bible School
S H I N O B U K I
My mood 24/7
Him: *”.........”*
S H I N O B U K I woahtherebud we got an edgelord
"What? Turning down pancakes?"
*i WoUlD nEvEr-*
SAME HERE.
I would.
I can
I would. They're too fluffy and filling. I wouldn't even be able to finish half of one...
Can't relate. I lose appetite as fast as usain bolt can run, when I run
"my little koala" i'm sick and dead
Alia Zaki your profile pic seas it all
"Not like the Run DMC ill. They're and old rap gr- never mind" I laughed so hard I woke up my step-dad XD
vxrrynoicx I laughed so hard it scared my dog.
me:*gripping onto your shirt*
cardlin:my little koala~
me:put me the fuck down-
So I guess you have a TEMMIE-ache
//shotforever
+Bre Shore OH MY GOD-
+Bre Shore omg yisss!
The Tems need to eat less Temmie Flakes...... So they can save up FOR COLEG!
Bre Shore YAZZZZZZZZ
Cardlin: *kisses you*
Me (somewhere in the background): IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT CARDLIN KNEW, HE FUCKED UP.
Cardlin: Oh shit.
i was half asleep and didn't catch onto the kissing sound so the oh shit scared the FUCK out of me
@@lanesheridanphillips3415 BRO SAME
^_^' I was half awake and missed the kiss but heard 'oh shit' and my curiosity at what happened woke me up enough to scroll through comments trying to figure it out.
...the fact that i bothered typing all that i think i'm more tired than not...
@@neosunrider I did the same! I’m currently sick so figured this was a good one to listen to while lying in bed. I just all of a sudden heard “oh shit” and started trying to scroll comments to figure out what happened or if there was a part 2 or what was going on.
me looking for the comment explaining the oh shit 🫡
"You don't wanna watch a movie? Not even Tangled??" I squealed so loud, I love that movie! Too funny, thank you for that!
Him: my little koala Me: ha it's funny because I'm Australian lol lmao
Sky Martin same
Sky Martin I'm spanish ;--;
im american (. __ .)
I’m *_Victorian_*
Sameeeeee
YES CARDLIN BOYFRIEND COME LOVE ME IM SICK
SAME
;-;
I found phil and mel
+;-; PHANDOM
+Mileena666 Phan HI
MY PHAMILY
A quick tip:
WHEN A GIRL IS SICK GIVE HER FUCKINGGGG FOOOOODDD
Good tip
When I'm sick, the IDEA of food is absolutely revolting to me
Food is a way to get me to shut up or do anything want me to clean or get you something? Bring up you’ll grab me a bag of chips and I’ll do it
Cardlin: oh shit
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha *cough cough*
BaconBitGamer lol😂
Same
Xddddddddddddd
Voltron Chronicles nah. I think he just tripped on the stairs. XD
*hands inhaler*
I'm wheezing too
Me: turns down pancakes
Me: YEAH MAN I TURNED DOWN PANCAKES HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW
me: but I actually like pancakes...
*you dont wanna watch movie?"*
Me: *shook my head*
Cardlin
"Not even Tangled?"
I DONT CARE IF I AM SICK PUT THAT MOVIE ON! 😂😂😂
sealedfresh yasssss
PREACH
Agreed!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
@@sealedfresh I’LL GRAD THE FRYING PANS!!!!
goddamn i wish i had a boyfriend like you
clorox candy Same oh my LORD
Goddamn I wish I just had a boyfriend
Same
lol abby I wish I had a boyfriend in general
Same....
Maybe the "oh shit" at the end was because he was kissing you and then realized that you might be contagious?? Lol
Oh God your voice is so perfect that you could be reading a carrot cake recipe and I would still be in heaven! 😇
+Fabiana Magalhaes Or maybe the instructions on how to put togheter an Ikea closet?
+Principessa that too! 🔨😊
Haha >.<
Hahahaha totally 😍😜
Fabiana Magalhaes the cake makes it even better 😂
I almost wanted to quote "Fix it! Come here and fix it and make it go away and...fix it!"
😂 this was a job well done.
lolol!
Memories...
Cady Mejias SAME XD
@@bluebellaj7908 It's a reference to one of his videos "Baby I'm sick, take care of meeee" when he's all whiny about us having to go to work while he's "dying" xd
@@annoorgohan ￦~￦
That's how to treat a lady, even in her bad times.
I would always love to take care of my girl and make her day a little better during those times. Be it by serving her a surprise breakfast at bed, or brewing a nice tea, or taking care of the meals.
Give her a nice massage and keep her close and warm.
Sam Nightraxx Well damn, that's so sweet omg.
hmm it’s been a few years but.. dang you taking girlfriend applications ?
Bois take notes of This amazing gentleman
Sam Nightraxx K, you can take me.
There needs to be more people like you
does being on your period count as sick ☹️
i'vegotASthMaR yes it does😁
I wish😭
I agree I was looking for a normal ASMR video and as I was scrolling through I found this. This is just what I was looking for.....
He’s voice comforts anything!!!
YES YEEESSSSSSSS why are men lucky😭😭😢
Yes yes yes
I laughed so hard at the sudden "aw shit, forgot the kettle,"
I laughed so hard i got sick
Fr me to
Him: food network?
Me: DOWN TO FLAVOR TOWN
Cardlin: "you got the flu? Something's been going around"
Me here in 2020 like :"yeah it's called the Corona virus"
lol, this must be the prequel to "baby im sick take care of meeeee"
Miss Multifandom WRONG
Its Baaaaaaaaaaby take care of meeee
When he says "oh shit" at the end though
“Stay Put.”
*Foot moves a centimetre*
_YOU BETTER STOP_
When you're sick and no one cares
*Cardlin*
Same TwT
all I want for Christmas is cardlinnnnnn ooooh
~baaaaaabbyy~
You have no idea how re-assuring your voice is. It used to take me hours to fall asleep. Now I just pop in some earbuds while I listen to your audios and I'm out in about 45 minutes.
I actually am sick rn and this makes me feel better! Thank you Cardlin!!!
Dorky Lukey same and lol 5SOS fam 😂
Dorky Lukey same
Amazing Taylor same
Same I feel like trash
Anonymous Taylor
When you want to say same because you're glad there's others out there but remember that these comments are old and you're probably the only one sick
7:30 bruh I'm drenched in sweat you do NOT want to cuddle
"My little koala" omg im in love
Please do a playful asmr where you tickle us and tell us corny jokes and stuff like that❤️
Omg yesss please do tickle videos
omg yes yes yesssss pls!
aww hell yeah!
#bringbackthebaron!
Yes just yes oh my god
Renee_ yeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!1!!
*was trying so hard to stay in the rp until...*
Cardlin: not even Tangled?
pftttt!! *overload of cuteness and dies of happiness* 😍 oh my gosh! I love your videos so much!! 😙 keep up the amazing work Cardlin-senpai!!
WAIT! Woah woah, how did he know I love pancakes??!! This is blowing my mind! Like df 😂😂
Stuffed Wolf I don't like pancakes XD
Natalia Davila Gaming Ikr. I'm wondering how he knew that I love tangled😂😂
Awkward Cutie_ EVERYONE LOVE PANCAKEEEES
Awkwardcutie _ everyone loves pancakes
What was the "Oh shit" at the end?? What happened??
He kissed her and she's sick ^_^
+CardlinAudio Ooooh. That's what I thought it might be. I didn't want to make assumptions. Thanks :)
Ohhhhhh 😂 I've watched this so many times and didn't even notice oh my god!
omg
Venus Vantas he started kissing our lipa and forgot we were sick so he said oh shit
Occasionally miss something he says because I sneeze and can't hear him. Anyone can relate?
0:53 Me: ~Just playing along in my head for no reason~ 'I'm fine."
0:56 BF:"Well, i get you're saying your fine..."
Me: 0-0 ~INCEPTION~ ..Omg, is saying "I'm fine" the oldest trick in the book?!
Saying I'm fine IS the oldest trick in the book, it gets those that we care about to back off and lets us try to take care of it ourselves. (I guess people think they can take care of themselves when they're sick.)
Yes is the fastest anwser for not worry the People
whispers "Not even tangled?!" CD
Stupidly Amazing
isn't it like one of his favorite Disney movies 😁
My stomach was absolutely killing me last night, medicine didnt work, and I couldnt sleep. But listening to this calmed me down so I could sleep, so I thank you for that.
Sherlock Watson hhhhhhhhhhhhh
3 videos in 2 days. i'm in heaven.
+Aleyna Çiftçi It's been busy! ^_^
CardlinAudio
and it's worth. :D
+CardlinAudio I was actually sick this made me feel better thxs for making this video happen xoxoxo I love you so much.😙
Oop- 4 yıl geciktim fakat TÜRK BULDUM HEHEHHEE
@@yungelita6984 Selam. 👋🏻
I'm listening to this while I'm currently bed ridden with a cold, this video makes be feel more relaxed, made me forget my aches and pains, well kinda
Who else here picked rose tea?
Gasp!!! Me!!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!~
Amaya Ugarte it's okay! 😂😂😂
Gummy Gamer I chose green tea sorry 😂🍵
Gummy Gamer mate I said I'd rather a coffee
Boyfriend goals
14:13
It was at this moment he knew
He fucked up
Cardlin: How're you feelin'?
Me: Like shit
Cardlin: I know you say you're fine but-
Me: What
Edit:
* Kissing noises*
Me: I thought u couldn’t kiss me???
Cardlin: Oh shit
Hey Cardlin, can you make parent roleplay comforting for nervous on his daughter wedding day. Your voice fit with father character😃😊😃
So true💯
"Someone save meeeeeee" *meh* (LAUGH) HAAAAAAA JERHERHERHER XD NUUU I SHALL NOT!! (Edit) Whoaaa one like?!?! Oh... That's my own like *Hello darkness my old friend 😢😭*
When you're sick so you come back and listen to this audio..
When you said "koala" I thought it was "piranha" for a second lol
Gosh dang it. It's sweet , fluffy, it's freaking Cotten candy.
im actually having a fever rn because of my covid vaccination, my whole body hurts & now im laying in bed crying because i found someone who takes care of me
There needs to be more goddamn guys like this in the world..WHO AGREEEES
"Wow your turning down pancakes?!"
*Is that like a personal attack or something?*
"Don't spill the tea"
*SpiLl ThE tEa SiS*
“You’re pale” Me: Cardlin sweetie you know I never go outside
Me: sees video title
Cardi B in my voice: *iTS C O R O N A VIRUS*
“You look ill”
Really because I feel like I could run a marathon. (I get sarcastic when I’m sick.)
ANYONE ELSE SICK TODAY?
Hiroko Mitsu me ;-;
Hiroko Mitsuu me
Me T-T
I am now!!
Emotionally, yes. Physically no
Cardlin: you don't look so well, you have a fever, your pale.... I know you, you haven't eaten.
me: sweetie I'm always pale. and how did you know?
I dont eat most of the time and am extremely pale. XD.
Can you please do a video that's comfort for a severe migraine/headache?
Karla he has
Emily Allsop I know, I left this comment months ago before he did
Karla Yeah sorry hah:)
Ooh! Your new nickname is now Cardlin the Bad Karma Koala
Ellen Chan YESS
I'm definitely coming back to this when I'm sick. I tend to get lonely when don't feel well and this will be perfect. you're so good at this. ^_^
"Someone save me!" That kills me every time!
Cardlin: your pale
Me: I DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!!!!
Ah, dude! I just found your videos a couple of days ago and I'm so impressed by the quality of your sound! It's seriously really nice. Especially around like 4:30 - the whole "walking away w/ sound effects" thing - is that a really good microphone? Is that some creative foley work? So cool! Ahaha!
I've had a mic sitting around ready to use, but I just can't; whenever I have to speak into it, I just lose it. Suddenly everything is just too funny. I've always admired the abilities of people who can act in any capacity without breaking down into laughing fits, so that's just another point to you. :P
Anyway, thanks for posting stuff like this, it's really fun!
Eyyy, thanks! ^_^ I totally get what you're talking about with losing it in front of a mic, haha.
Well with all the material you've recorded, I imagine you probably have some fantastic outtakes - and there's something so much funnier about high-quality shenanigans than your average, y'know, *mundane* hilarity. in any case I'm really looking forward to popping in now and again in the future for more shenaniganery. I hope that things are going splendidly well for you, mister. Take care, okay? :3
"Your sick so you make the rules today"
Come snuggle with me bring the hot chocolate... then lets watch tangled and then the black butler
I internally screeched when he said “oh shit forgot the kettle” IM LIKE TODOROKI STAY BACK WITH THAT MONSTER
"Not even Tangled?"
*Hides poster of Eugene and DVD
"I don't like Tangled.... ._.
Me: *reads title*
Also me: *flashbacks to the trauma*
Also also me: mR stArK
It's so weird how you come up with the exact audios I need in my life at the exact time. When you posted the Comfort during period one, I had just started, and this one is for my first day being sick. It's cool
my god, I feel single. great audio though. I'm so relaxed
"Sweetheart." My heart melted
This has got to be the sweetest thing I've ever heard ❤️
My:Fallin asleep to being cared for and kisses
Cardlin:kisses-“Oh shit-“
Me:Dies
“you seem kind of shaky”
Me: yeah I have tremors
Oml when he said tangled I freaked out cuz I’ve been in the mood to watch tangled
how did u know i was sick lol❤😕
“Your pale”
Me: I haven’t seen sun in 4,0000000 years HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I saw the sun today and i asked My dad what is was doing there
Hi, I’m Leonie and I Live for vines and memes. Wtf 😂😂😂😂
what the hell, imagine someone actually loving you like this, wow.
The “oh shit” at the end got me
“You should focus on drinking your tea and not infecting the world”
HOLD UP-
Him: baby you don’t look so good.
Me: I never look good so...
2020 people would be SCREAMING Corona
"I will even make you pancakes..."
Me: I can hardly swallow!!
“Also your eyes look drowsy”
Me at 5am: You don't say 😀
"oh shit! Forgot the kettle!" Lol meeee
Todoroki be like: O.O
Lol am I the only one watching this and actually sick?
Me too
“Don’t spill the tea sweetie”
Oh I will spill the tea😏😏😏
Oh no that ending....well I guess you will have to call both of us in sick Cardlin 😉 haha great video.
I currently have the flu so this is very comforting
Even before I clicked on "Play", I was sure this audio would be amazing. I'm glad that I was totally right 😊
Both of you Cardlin & Principessa did such a great work together (as usual ☺), THANK YOU for all the efforts you put in there.
Aw #^_^# I'll get to work on a new script soon!
I'll do my best ^_- Hope it lives up to your expectations #^_^# I was considering a "deeper" script, but I am not so sure.
+Principessa ❤ Yay! Can't wait to hear Cardlin reading your future script :)
+Principessa This could be very interesting, I'm sure you'll do a great job :)
As long as you like what you write, we will like it too 😊
Good luck!
(P.S: I don't want to pressure you, I am so sorry if I did...)
Thank you Barbara ^_^ No excuse needed, I truly do this because I adore to write ^_^ You'll hear another one in notime
I got all giggly and blushed when he said "eyes up here" and "someone save me!!"
Cardlin -" your pale ?"
Me-" cool shit ?"
* I stand up and walk towards you with a pained expression and almost faint *
Cardlin -" please... let me check your temperature stay seated sweetie!"
* you run to my aid and lay me down on the bed and place the blankets over me *
Me-" I'm not sick * cough * damn it!* cough * * cough *"
Cardlin-" YOU ARE SICK !"
* I roll my eyes at you and smile and sit up *
Cardlin-"!!!"
Me-" what?"
Cardlin-" please baby lay down😥!"
Me-" fuck you ... you need some milk I'm not even sick... it's anxiety"
Cardlin-"...?"
* I smack you across the face and stand up and pout angrily *
Me-" you fucking assumer!!"
Cardlin-"....!! 😢OW!"
me-"... your such a wuss?"
Cardlin-" F-FUCK YOU !!!😳😠😡"
* smacks you across the face again *
Me-" biiiitch * cough *"
Cardlin-" that's it "
* you carry me to bed and lay me down and I faint asoon as my head touches the pillow *
Cardlin-" ... your such a damn liar 😑😤 but I can't help but to love you ... * sigh * "