ASMR Voice: Wake up slow [M4A] [Comfort for waking up tired] [Sleeping in]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Who says we need to wake up? Let's take the day off together, lovely~
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Written by Principesa/Ebba/Adulescentia and recorded by CardlinAudio
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"Shh. I got you."
But-
"SHHHH"
Cardlin, I-
"I SAID SHH DIDN'T I?!"
😂😂😂😂
Wait is this in the video
@@noel3834 no.
@@captainlevi8972 LIVAIII??
@@chloebourgeois8691 CHLOE???
Cardlin: Maybe, we can stay in today.
Me: *has an A+ to maintain, wakes up everyday at 4am, is burnt out by homework, needs to go to school* YOU'RE NOT HELPING CARLINNNNNNNN but go ahead and give me more kissies
That is LITERALLY me
Same though 😂
Jessica Borja finally someone in these videos who isn’t a straight C student, not caring about their homework and can sleep all day! I don’t remember the last time I was about to sleep past 6 even on a weekend. HE SAID TEN! Shoot, I’m late! My record of never being late or missing school is ruined!
Can relate, expect for the 4am part lol. But yo, teach me your ways fam!
LITERALLY ME!
Cardlin: “Focus on your breathing”
Me: *suddenly becomes aware that I breathe without thinking*
Me: *forgets how to breathe*
😂, this comment has made my day!! Thank you!!🤣🤣
I do this everyday😭
When you asked "you wanna do anything today?" And then you were like "me?" I was like yeah man. That's exactly what I wanna do.
Hahahahah
Well. I'm not fully innocent... 😳 (I mean, many of these are inspired with my bf as the spokesperson or receiver.)
Rawan Wael Me
woah there. that's dirty. 😂😂👌😉
Omg 😂😂
The fact that I'm at school while listening to this makes me want to cry
Good luck tomorrow :'D x
Omg @dylanASMR. You know who they are!!!! You're awesome!
Don't say that cursed word right now during my summer bro
Me three years late and in quarantine, "huh must be nice"
@@user-ti5mp3zi3g Eee
"You can let it go, everything." *Farts*
😂😂😂😂 oh god help me
That was 100% what I meant 😄
Skylar Menzies omg why is that so funny?
Skylar Menzies omg why is that so funny?
Skylar Menzies omg why is that so funny?
"You awake?"
Me= "AAAAAAAAH. LEAVE ME HERE TO ROT."
DeAsia Bingham leave me alone to die
Lilo
My " GET YO ASS OUT OF BED"
Me "BITCH I'M UP"
Why is this so relatable? 😂
Am I the only one who does what Cardlin says he’s doing to me 🤣 like when he’s stroking my hair I’m just there like stroking my own hair... what HAS MY LIFE COME TO
Sudney Lo nah i do it too, when he said to lie in top of him i rolled ontop of my body pillow lolol 😭
I DO THAT TOOOOOOOO
It hurts bc it's so true
Thats so true :D
Me too
Me too
that awkward moment when you always wake up tired..
sAme
It's probably because you wake up dehydrated
The awkward moment when you are always tired...
Hyuna Kim lol me every morning and for school ugh do not even ask 😂
Valerie Crybby haha i feel you sister 😪😪😂
Your real life girlfriend is the luckiest person on this earth 😊 Glad you have each other!
Kitty K cardlin is a character he does. the voice behind cardlin is probably a lot/little different irl, but nonetheless his girl really is one lucky gal 😊
@Bekah Cassidy I have glasses,acne,I am fat and I am extremely childish sooo I know your pain
@Bekah Cassidy chill wtf
Ebba always writes amazing scripts, no? ^_^ Forgive the off-tune humming!
was you humming simple and clean from kingdom hearts?
Yup! ^_^
+CardlinAudio awww cute good thing I know my songs keep up the good work dude
Why are you so amazing?
CardlinAudio I atually love the humming it's sounds like rain :p
Him: i will stay right here if you need me too!
Me: NOOOOOO, GO GET ME THOSE BANANAAAAPANANNACCCAAAKKKKKESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
LOL I FEEL YA
MRS bluebear 😂
MRS bluebear yesssss👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Same
WHEN HE HUMMED A SECOND TIME, HE WAS HUMMING "SIMPLE AND CLEAN" FROM KINGDOM HEARTS OMGGGGG
"get you some food" *eyes open big smile sits up*. The key words to waking any girl up
Robyn Smith You got that right~! Food will wake up any girl! Especially me! XD 👍
Robyn def not for me i don’t wanna get fat 🤠
well i am a gay man
@@jonahbisset5352 Same. I hate eating but milk, water and some juices and other drinks are the deal.
laughs in eating disorder
“Ten am is early”
Me: bruh it’s 5am
Lol I'm up at 2:04 on a school night
"U can let it go everything" (screams loudly)
*screams endlessly*
Love that meme!
You hummed banana pancakes by Jack Johnson I LOVE that song 😍
YOU! YOU WONDERFUL BEAN! I HAVE BEEN SCROUNGING THE INTERNET FOR THIS SONG BC I RECOGNISED IT AND COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED. YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!
At first I was thinking "is the bed next to a river??" but I'm assuming it's really rain lol
Lol houseboat couple
Katana mini I thought it was bacon.
Vak Ni you are now my favorite person in the world
Vak Ni you have summoned me?
depressed_fox like in the lorax
Ok, I'm now officially engaged to CardlinAudio's work of art. Ok.
Time to get a Real-Life Boyfriend 😂😂😂
i like your name gurl
odessia grace thank you 😊
*Impossible*
Where does one find one though?
CD/DVD Dd screw that all ya need is cardlin! But then again I'm not single myself XD
10 am is not early in my family that’s basically the afternoon for us AND IT SUCKS (anyone else relate)
Sam Lopez omg I feel your pain I deal with the same shit
My mom always wakes me up at 9am but my dumb self complaining about being tired but I'm here watching anime and asmr until 1am
Can’t relate. I’m a Latino-
I don’t know what sleep or afternoons are
Yeah same we all have to wake up at 6-8am I usually push it tho and get up at 8:30
Me: *half asleep*
Him: *humming simple and clean*
Me: awwww I love yooooou
Him: I should go shower
Me: *jumps out of bed* wait I'll go with you! Thanks for walking me up xD
I'm allergic to bananas! do you want me to see Jesus??! 😂
KH_Glambert1216 BRANDON RODGERS
Lmfaooooooooooo but yeah me too
Brandon Rodgers 👌
I am allergic to bananas too but for some reason I can eat them cooked. I get massive hives with raw ones but no reaction to cooked bananas.
*Jesus loves u all.*
Oh this was great to wake up to. . .Although it just made it harder to get up. lol
Same it was harder than anticipated
Dude....gender neutral? ":) Just subbed.
Whoo! Thanks for subbing! ^_^
CAN WE ADVANCE IN TECHNOLOGY SO I CAN GET A CARDLIN CLONE PLEASE!?
Love the rain ☔️. Soft voice, rain and humming. What an awesome boyfriend!
i absolutely lost my shit when i realized you were humming Simple and Clean
there i was, falling alseep, comfortably warm..
and then as soon as i realize i burst into slurred, half-asleep singing
.... couldn't have asked for a better night, man. thanks ♡
I just woke up and this is waiting for me? You see right through me
Perfect as usual. I was totally planning on bumming it today but then I remembered...college... haha. I'll save this for a day off!!!
i wanna cry 😭😭😭 pls god may my husband be like cardlin 😭😭😭😭😭
Cardlin: And you call yourself the early bird
Me: I think you have me confused with someone else
I sleep with a hair scarf so like I just pictured you wiping nothing away from my face haha
Hearing Cardi hum "Simple and Clean"? Check. my life is complete
loved the off tune humming and was a great way to wake up on my free day at this conference. Thank you Cardlin. You are awesome!
AS HE SAID LET EVERYTHING GO MY MOM LITERALLY JUST FARTED SO LOUD IM DEADDDDDD 💀💀💀💀
Me: I want you to sing too
Him: Okay
*clears throat*
...
Me: So you gonna sing or-
Him: ONE PUNNNCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
This helped cheer me up from a break up. Thank you Cardlin, i really appreciate your videos❤
It's really unfair how amazing you are-
“What do you want to do today?”
You?
“Me? Oh idk”
No I mean YOU
LMFAOO
Came here looking for more lovelt cardlin voice and squealed from his amazing voice and the dorky humming! Don't think i didn't hear that simple and clean! *^* love love love your audios
When you walk away, you can't hear me say...
please oh baby dont go
You are perfect at these adorable / cute / cuddly type of audios !
"Did you wanna do anything today?"
Me: Yeah,
*SLEEP.*
He Hummed Utada simple and clean. I love you already!😆💋💋
I love lying in bed listening to the rain, even if I can't fall asleep :)
mad tophatter Oooh that profile pic! Supernatural fan❓🤷🏻♀️
I just woke up and i feel like going back to sleep. How can the voice be so calming?!?
HE HUMMED SIMPLE AND CLEAN FROM KINGDOM HEARTS SKSKSK ♡♡♡♡
you could make one of you going to hospital because she suffered an accident, and she have a arm and a leg broken.
omg omg omg, is that simple and clean from kingdom hearts you're humming???
yup!
I knew it :) thanks so much for replying
OH gosh I LOVE THAT SONG! AAAND now excuse me as I have a nostalgia attack
That humming knocked me out. x___x
Really love the humming part. It sounds so peaceful and soothing :)
It's 10:39 am and I'm listening to this. The second time I heard Cardlin hum, I shouted "YOU DAMN NERD, YOU A KINGDOM HEARTS FAN!"
Well there's one way to wake me up completely...
O yes, The kingdom hearts humming tho 💕
7:54
Him: *humming simple and clean*
Me: *immediately wakes up* REGARDLESS OF WARNING THE FUTURE DOESN'T SCARE ME AT ALL-
Whenever i listen to these audios my realistic side that hates all imagination just laughs. Since my bed is only a single and too small for me there is no fucking way it'll fit two people on it
Cardlin: and you call yourself an early bird.
Me: No I don't.
This didn’t help me wake up this made me fall back asleep 😂
Been a while, but seems like I'm back in business! It was lovely as always hearing your presentation. You always surprise me with your great work 😊 Now, I only have to wait for nightfall
Thank you again for the amazing script ^__^
It was a pleasure ^_^
Its 4:30am and this is just so...perfect
I'm so relaxed his voice is perfect
Waking up? This has never failed as a sleep aid for me 😂
oh my goodness. when you mentioned banana pancakes i was like "i love that song" then you started humming and i melted
sigh... Cardlin is such a sweet boyfriend. Cardybear, I just love your voice.
lmoy1182 me too
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is listen to this, it immediately puts me in a good mood for the day, thanks so much for your amazing audios Cardlin
I legit almost fell asleep listening to this 😴
I started to hum with you the second time. Were you humming simple and clean? if so I want to hug you >///
Yuuup!
+CardlinAudio hugs.. It really made my morning thank you!
I Love u Cardlin
+CardlinAudio Kingdom Hearts fan too?! omg
Same!!~ (。>∀
banana pancakes 😋❤
ding ding ding ^_^
Literally perfect for humming Simple and Clean
I just want to say I love your audios especially the comfort ones such as this and the sleep aid. It always brings me comfort and helps me alot when I'm struggling at night
*Cardlin humming the kingdom heart opening*
*me now totally awake*
"I'M FULLY AWAKE!!!!"
This would've been great if I hadn't overslept and missed my bus
“You can let it go,everything”
.
*starts screaming in frustration*
"Get on top of me then"
Me: *spits coffee*
Lol I was so ready
I know the song, Simple and Clean!!!! Thank you Cardlin!!!!!!
OMG YOU WERE HUMMING SIMPLE AND CLEAN!!!
I listen to this almost every Sunday cuz I don't work on that day and I'm so used to the audio that I can hum along with him and it makes me happy 😊
I geeked out when he started to humming simple and clean
" Oh it is quite early "
Me: It's 10 am?
" No 10 am counts still early "
Me: That is scary bro...
"Oh youre cold "
Me : HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT TOO?! *looks even more for cameras*
IT really was 10 Am ....this is really scary
him: "you stayed up way to late, you should get more sleep if you need to."
me *on the verge of friggin tears* : "that's the nicest and most understanding thing anyone has ever said to me.."
Hey Cardlin! I love all of you're audios, they're really well done!
I was wondering, if your willing to take suggestions, if any of these would be an idea?
I'd love to see some 'big brother' audios, perhaps one where either the little sister (or brother) got beat up and tried to hide it from him or perhaps where the little sibling ran away from home and the older brother got really worried?
Keep on doing what you're doing, cause you are doing an awesome thing!
:)
Hey Lizzie! I have a link in the description for submitting script ideas. That's definitely the best way to get them to me.
Thanks!
Alrighty! :) I will make sure I keep that in mind it the future! Smiles all round!
Cardlin can you do a dom Master/ submissive woman scenario? Or which videos of yours are along these lines?🙏🏻♦️ thank you.
Every time I listen to this the beginning of his humming reminds me of an old song my mother and my grandfather would sing to me. Even though I know its not the same song. ^_^
Who else loved when he says “ Don’t poke me “
HE WAS HUMMING SIMPLE AND CLEAR oh my God I woke up so hard when I started recognizing the song holy moly shdbfbfn
I normally get up at 5:30 am so I'm tired almost every morning
Omg I literally was humming with you! Just found your channel this weekend and I have been obsessed! Keep it up Cardlin ❤️❤️
This was the best thing to wake up to on my birthday!
Happy birthday, Rhiannon! ^__^
Thank you Cardlin!
Do your parents like fleetwood mac?
Yeah they were
Love your name dude
cardlin: think about your breathing
me: gasps for air
This was uploaded right as I woke up this morning. Great timing Cardlin :) Love hearing your calming voice first thing in the morning
To this day you still help me not only to fall asleep but to wake up too! Thank for all that you do!
I knew there was going to be a Banana Pancakes reference! I love that song so much. Your humming was so adorable.
holy crap this was JUST in time. i was up all night doing work for my IB english class and i woke up laying on my papers with a pencil in my hand... thanks so much cardlin
Ironically I fall asleep. 😅 new sub. Love what you guys do!💙
I listen to these to fall asleep, when I woke up I was trying so desperately to go back to sleep I look over and I turn on my phone to check the time and there this video was, just waiting for me
it really worked thx Cardlin
This is literally the first thing I hear in the morning... i fricking love it
humming is my favorite!
SIMPLY AND CLEAN OMG
I CANT HANDLE THIS!!!!!!!! DEEP, TIRED VOICES ARE MY WEAKNESS!!!!!
I heard rain. But when I heard it get louder/heavier, I tensed up but immediately relaxed because I could hear your voice. I woke up about 20 minutes ago. I listened to this and now I know I won't drift off again until later... Thank you Cardlin! - Scarlet ❤️
My mental response to 1:08
“I’m a freaking night owl”
Thanks for always bringing joy to my darkness Cardlin. You sir have made such an impact on my life. ❤