ASMR Voice: I'll teach you how to cuddle [M4A] [Boyfriend] [Your first time] [First kiss]

Come here, sweetheart... let me teach you something.
~~~
Written by Marcus
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Graphic design by L.
Cardlin drawn by:
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[@hopevalentine7155]

"Usually when I'm the big spoon, I feel big and strong. Do you feel like that?"
Me: No, I feel like a spoon.

[@gummyheart7660]

I feel like a fork.

[@nobody1748]

I feel like a knife

[@TheEliKaulitz]

My spoon is too big

[@crow5942]

Oof 😂😂😂

[@achillesp4925]

I feel like a chain saw. 0 u 0

[@IsabelG04]

**hugs pillow tighter realizing how lonely I am**

[@annmaeri1591]

Definitely not Isabelll relatable

[@GrayCole96]

Too real T.T

[@morana-exe2477]

Definitely not Isabelll SAAAAMMMEEE SO HARD

[@SachaCutieGirl]

So relatable right now

[@CommanderWiggins]

I have a large teddy bear who is my boyfriend stand in. Who needs relationships am I right??? *Dying inside*

[@Cherry_Bomb-gl5yz]

the way he says "baaaaby" is my sexuality

[@skittle.edits_]

Honestly tho

[@crow5942]

Yup

[@beaconcreations5585]

* sips some tea * sister same

[@sunflower3520]

mood

[@lilyrose50]

Mine to♡

[@aaronlycan5795]

"Why do your lips taste like candy?"
**hides Halloween candy**
"I-It's my lip balm...yeah"

[@mimi_chaotic]

Aaron Lycan my fricken brain is messed up I read as “hips”

[@sebastianleo1708]

Everyone has that secret matress candy stash

[@anuglyshirt]

*-aphmau fans wear you at-*

[@nemnems.]

You had 123 likes and I wanted to fuck it up

[@DNDFAN792]

Me😆😆😆

[@garbpaige9432]

Cardlin: "I lay like this..."
Me: *wraps legs around his body and arms around chest* No escape *eyes dart around the room*

[@CommanderWiggins]

LittleMixed PandaGirl "This is mine now."

[@victoriaflanagan7269]

I giggled at your comment XD

[@constancecontraire83]

I can't say LMAO, because I'm not Laughing My Ass Off. I can't say ROFL, because It's 1:30 A.M. and i would wake errybody up. AND I CAN'T SAY "I found your comment very amusing " BECAUSE, EVEN IF IT'S TRUE, SOCIETY EOULD PERCEIVE ME AS SOCIALLY AKWARD
i think
I am having
A crisis

[@midnightwolfz8701]

Is it bad that I’ve done that

[@kristenwakefiej3137]

Constance Contraire FYCVA 😂😂

[@kiera_g]

cardlin stop giving me these unrealistic relationship expectations

[@xxangelsofchaosxx]

Sis let me say right now that you deserve a relationship like this cause YOU ARE FRICKEN ADORABLE. GET YO MAAAAN SIS.

[@BABY..MARS..]

Kiera Goins saaaammmmmeee

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Lol, right! I wish boyfriends were really this wonderful! 😭

[@crow5942]

Noo kidding 😫😫

[@stephamigon2389]

Oof same here

[@NotYetBloom]

him: do you know what i love more than chocolate?
me: pls dont say it!
him: you ❤️
me: oh my gosh you said 🙈

[@jazzjoules]

Fullmoon OMG MEEEE

[@miam1731]

I don't really like chocolate

[@kaitey_singerkunz6277]

Fullmoon haha

[@An.Co.]

All I could respond with is “We’ve only been together for three weeks!”

[@annoorgohan]

Fullmoon
XD ME

[@an33sa.]

UP IS SO FREAKING SAD AT THE BEGINNING IT'S OK IF YOU CRY BECAUSE I CRY EVERYTIME

[@mythicalmysteries3591]

Ikr? The beginning gave me tears

[@an33sa.]

Stuffed Wolf NO I JUST WATCHED GAELS VID AND I'M SHOOKETH

[@ijustwannagotospace2001]

Your icon makes it ten times better

[@leilaniaperson1990]

Doot Howell same. I always cry

[@oli_chad4655]

I swear to god the phandom is everywhere

[@s.g.arimos497]

NO, I DON'T FEEL BIG AND STRONG. I AM 5 FOOT 2. I NEVER FEEL BIG AND STRONG

[@nobody1748]

S.G. Arimos smh u think that's bad? try being 4'11 even the doctor lies to me and tells me I'm 5'0 now 💀

[@saphiestudioserogamer]

S.G. Arimos lol me too but im 5'3

[@idilist]

I used to be tall now 5'4 is considered short im just standing here like woww

[@leticiavalverde2856]

4'8

[@alright8713]

hI I RELATE OK BYE

[@sleepypea5877]

Im melting...
I feel so single 😂

[@sleepypea5877]

Mia Maria Bradáčová YEAAAHHH 😍 ARMYYY

[@ellycantsleep5838]

I am a Potato I AM I need a man or woman Idc which

[@tsubakigaming1530]

I relate. Because I am.

[@repressed_yeeemo9472]

I relate...it's the only reasons I listen to his boyfriend audios...it makes me feel about why I'm single...;-;

[@OreoBlox]

I am a Potato CRYINH

[@red4921]

Cardlin: "Do you wanna be a big spoon or the little spoon"
Me: "I wanna be a knife!"

[@rumay.e]

LMAO

[@sm0llqueen289]

Yep

[@cyril2020]

Everyone: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!?!
Cardlin:*Holding you* A KNIFE!
Everyone: *panics* NO!

[@rubysheart1513]

Meeeeee 🤣🤣🤣

[@dweepybug7874]

I’ll be the fork

[@user-si6gs3ne8l]

Cardlin: do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
Me: the little spo-
Cardlin: you know what I'll be the little spoon
Me: O_O

[@ppretzell]

Phiphi Todebone SAME

[@graciekranz9321]

SAME HERE

[@HIRA3TH]

Phiphi Todebone ME RN

[@SachaCutieGirl]

SAME SERIOUSLY!!!!

[@maddi5633]

SAME!!!

[@HarukiUzumaki]

Him: *"Why did you pull back?"*
Me: "s T o P I A m A v I r G I n A n D I M c L u E S s"

[@BuggyTrucks]

stop i am a virgin and im clueless? is that what you said

[@beaconcreations5585]

I choked on my soda because like... Same uwu

[@mags7542]

Mood

[@olivianeill5640]

ᵁʷᵁ

[@emmaparkinson3503]

This is how I act but it’s not what I want

[@cypherstay992]

Headphones: *at full blast*
*BAAAABBBBBBBBYYYYYY*
ME: JESUS!!!

[@valentinacordoba4783]

same

[@sm0llqueen289]

Same

[@bobthebuilder8119]

ME TO BUDDY ITS 2 AM LIKE FJFB

[@shannonjohnson1881]

ME TOO!!!!!

[@enstrac33]

YRS I WAS SO SCARED

[@angelinel7694]

HELLO YES THIS IS THE POLICE AND YOU HAVE JUST POSTED A VIDEO TOO CUTE TO BE LEGAL. Sir, please, give me your hands and let me hold them.

[@Zero-yy8ke]

Angeline L 😂😂😂

[@courtneylittles3355]

😂😂

[@inactive217]

Arrest him officer!!!!!

[@deinodinosuchus]

Angeline L I keep seeing u everywhere lol

[@crow5942]

Omg yasss 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jemilabubbles9384]

Cardlin: You know what I love more than chocolate? You.
*stares back in black confusion*
Me:But I am chocolate.

[@aleeraowens1454]

Same

[@xxangelsofchaosxx]

Saaame

[@img0ingb4ckto505]

IM INDIAN AND I HAVE DARK SKIN AND IM WHEEZING-

[@yagirltaurus1294]

*laughs in black*

[@Zoeykeyes]

Jemilabubbles AHAHAHAHA

[@cinnamonbun3731]

My mind: I'm to awkward for this he's just to adorable and I'm so awkward, awwww.
*dies from fangirling*

[@parsakaali222]

Me

[@MrHardrockcandy]

Nonono...he loves you.You are not akward in Cardlins eyes :)) BTW..its only your own thoughts ,im sure you are a lovely Girl,.just wait til you find that speciel One and he Will tell you 🤗🌹🌻

[@cinnamonbun3731]

Therese that is the sweetest thing I've heard thank you so much ☺

[@skapie6895]

Same

[@alyssamendoza1210]

Omg when he asked "why do your lips taste like candy?" I stopped I'm eating a lollipop

[@lexygames5663]

Oh God I just felt a little warm feeling at the bottom of my tummy when the kissing started...
My God I'm so single😢

[@uiida]

Lexy Games PREACH

[@Miloundoli]

SAME

[@Bishiwarrior19]

SAME!!

[@clorrien1330]

🤗🤗🤗 have some hugs

[@shazinsk9463]

Lexy Games SAME GIRL SAME

[@kannakizuchi4445]

*lays there awkwardly with arms stretched out on the bed* IS THIS RIGHT?

[@xxashes4579]

YeS

[@noonaaa6489]

Yesss

[@ciarraysabellaegnora5456]

I was already falling asleep when:
"This is the perfect position for kissing"
My eyes shot open and I instantly covered my mouth
I realized how single tf I am

[@Mothersangria]

Omg same

[@present_mic8425]

Welcome to the #foreveralone club, we have wine and video games

[@alexgarica8266]

Samantha Dickinson Why was the first thing to come to my mind, is that one episode of SpongeBob that he got drunk off of ice cream.............OHHHHH WWWAAAIITTEERRR?!!

[@present_mic8425]

@@alexgarica8266 that was what i was thinking when i wrote that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexgarica8266]

Samantha Dickinson 😂😂

[@gracedoesstuff1241]

When you realize how single you are;-;

[@MayMagnolia06]

Saw your profile pic-
Im spooped

[@cheyenne2080]

@@MayMagnolia06 _s p o o p e d_

[@crysalplayz1013]

I am 15 and I am 5'2 .. I still have not been in a relationship ever in my life. Oof. So of course not. I'm short.SHORT I say

[@kylahastupidho7341]

@@cheyenne2080 S P O O O O O P E D

[@LonelyHermit08]

Crysalplayz 101
I’m 20 and 5’2, never been in a relationship as well.
You’re just still growing🙂...unlike myself.
😒

[@aderungs10]

*Forgets the sound is turned up really loud*
Babyyyy~
*HOLY HELL*

[@AbbyWhisperWitch]

Cardlin: Baaaaaabyy
Me:*happy squeak!*

[@Stargazer01011]

Perfect way to spend 1am on a Friday night :3

[@kyokominzu69]

[Stargr☆zer] I know right. Me to

[@thestickmangirl4790]

[Stargr☆zer] same here 2 weeks after 😂

[@tuanacongur200]

SAME!

[@mikami1824]

[Stargr☆zer] Saturday morning depending on what you mean

[@suddypahp7236]

[Stargr☆zer] ...or 5:35 am for that matter

[@Willo_tech]

“Cardlin” WhY YoU LooKing at Me LIKe thaT
Me( remembers meme)
Me “because your beautiful”

[@maxbeats8146]

Cardlin: (talks) *GIGGLES* (talks) *GIGGLES* (talks) *GIGGLES* gaaaaaahhhhh so cute

[@yngbri8447]

I squealed in the middle of class....I'm not sorry

[@maxthehuman8162]

Bri *when you know someone who uses the name Bry but know they won't like these types of videos

[@repressed_yeeemo9472]

I was walking and listening to music when I got the notification...easy for me to say that I yelled "HOLY SHIT MY CARDYBEAR IS HERE' and...people looked at me weirdly like I was crazy...

[@kallychicken7654]

🎶*''Being so bad got me feeling so good''*🎶 Oups, sorry 😂

[@aaliyah2085]

Kalys Chicken IM NOT SORRY

[@suddypahp7236]

oK BUT HOW CAN U LISTEN TO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASS WHEN I CAN HARDLY LISTEN TO IT IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOUSE SJWHKJLS

[@noiswhore1234]

Cardlin: Do you want to be the big spoon or little spoon?
Me: The little spo-
Cardlin: You know what? I'll be the little spoon.
Me:*Inhales*I WANTED TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON!!!!!!😡
No joke I actually screamed this and my sister was like "Wtf is wrong with you?"

[@g.briella]

*_*when you're single AND like a girl but you still listen to this anyways, giggling.*_*

[@img0ingb4ckto505]

IM DYING😂😂😂

[@komishoko7373]

I'm in the same situation HHHHHHHHH

[@zuzu6650]

I feel your pain

[@liinliin7128]

Omg your profile picture says it all!!!

[@anuglyshirt]

This made me laugh xD

[@lilypadsweetie9522]

Him: “I wanna be the little spoon”
Me:*being 5’2”* hoW doeS thIS woRK-

[@blackwoodmanor916]

Saaame. Imma just guess that you go full koala, and hope for the best, lol

[@ja6534]

You turn into a jet pack 😌

[@theelementalssystem2063]

Lmao

[@amyartlover]

Arms and legs wrapped around him like a backpack

[@KittenYin]

@@amyartlover Human backpack-

[@saltyvirginia7882]

0:18
"Well they can't just kill that sweet little lady so early in the movie she was so nice!"
Thats called horror movies for a reason.

[@thomaswatkins1473]

Salty Engineer Up is horror film? Damn 😂😂😂

[@anxietyasmr36]

Um I’ve watched UP a lot
Pretty sure it is not a horror movie

[@daftoptimist]

C: "You're getting pretty good at this cuddling thing."
Me: "Well, I learned from the best."

[@pooufeur4370]

“We fit so perfectly together..... like....
Me: Peanut butter and chees-
“Puzzle pieces”
Me: That’s what I was going to say. I was just testing you

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Lilly Ann Vlogs -E crackers right

[@emmathetismgirlie21]

We're you going to say peanut butter and cheez-its? OMFG I love peanut butter cheez-its! I thought I was the only one!

[@emmathetismgirlie21]

We're you going to say peanut butter and cheez-its? OMFG I love peanut butter cheez-its! I thought I was the only one!

[@purplebutterflyprincess1852]

I've never cuddled, never kissed, never been in a real relationship. This is super relatable.

[@hellouwu5087]

The first kiss part:
Him: Why do your lips taste like candy.....
My mind: He kissed a girl and he liked it, taste of her candy lip balm
😂 Im so weird

[@Rynn-]

*cherry chapstick

[@andrea-vw3er]

Pinktiger_123 well yes,but they changed the lyric to fit the scenario

[@Rynn-]

@@andrea-vw3er ooooh🤦‍♀️

[@biggiepoppyandbranch6953]

Candy chapstick, hon.

[@Ohyea432.]

nah she taste like candy she so sweet-

[@notebooknquill2811]

Cardlin: Baaaaaby!~
Me: *HEART ATTACC*
*SCREECHING*
*_O O F_*

[@destinypugh2394]

This came at the perfect time. I had my first sleepover at a guys house last night. This is so accurate I. CAN'T. EVEN.

[@shanaynayokeil6553]

Destiny Pugh HAAA!!! My mom would NEVER allow me to have a sleepover at a girl's house, let alone a guy. Imma be dead lol

[@wickedroulette]

Shanaynay O'keil -Mission failed. We’ll get em next time-

[@sstarrlloverr]

how did it go? i know this is 2 years later but i’m interested.

[@destinypugh2394]

@@sstarrlloverr I think it went good. We are still together today if that's any indicator

[@humixmusic4lyf]

@@destinypugh2394 HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!! OMOMOMOMOMOMO Σ(∩◕ㅁ◕∩) congrats btw! you give hope to us single af cardlin fans (ㆆᴗㆆ)b

[@Winchestersicklove]

Cardlin literally 1 milisecond of the vid: BAAAABY
ME: FUUUUUUU*KING HELL

[@jazzyxo7712]

Lola Barller IKRRRRRR I WAS GONEEEEE

[@shanaynayokeil6553]

Here I am. It's 2:30 am. I am eating cereals alone during my study break while listening to this. I swear I will die single AND virgin *cries in a corner*

[@minttcookie]

Me too....

[@jodieharper5653]

yeah I am not a "lovey dovey" sort of person....I shut everyone out but.. DIS IS CUTE 😜😜😜

[@princessjazmyne7088]

The Jester's Tune same

[@PumpkinAphrodite]

Spooning.

[@tsubakigaming1530]

Jaceline Princess more like swooning if you know what I mean. Hehe.

[@georgiawilson2430]

Yer a spoon harry

[@idilist]

rasha118 i read this and cracked up idk wy

[@georgiawilson2430]

Glad I could bring brightness into your day Constance Contraire

[@jaevlogz]

indeed

[@shanedeleon5376]

Okay I can't be the only one who heard "butt sex" at 4:36
I know I know I'm practically eleven

[@chantale-michelle1084]

Shane de Leon
And I thought I'm alone 👀

[@v4mpirie]

Shane de Leon omg

[@tsubakigaming1530]

No you're not ._.

[@screamingbranch]

*dies laughing*

[@misheru-senpai1038]

Same XD but seriously, what did he say?

[@cvddlethief]

Cardlin: " Hair in your face "
Me: " Well duh.. I'm pretty much have the hair of an "emo" person ... "

[@Lasko_va]

Cody Garza "well yea, that's like the whole point"

[@scarrd3493]

I am an emo. Tbh my hair just be like ima just chill on 1 side of dis childs face.

[@lailal4955]

THAT “oh yeah” AT 6:53 OMFGHJBJGFDSWWJLMNOOBGCC

[@midnightssnacc]

Kylo Ren AHAHAHHA SAME

[@campbellcubing2965]

I finally agree with Kylo.

[@amayaakane3140]

Lol i noticed dat too lmao

[@theminisimmer]

Kylo!!

[@idontcaremuch6317]

"We've only been together for three weeks"
Damn, our relationship is moving faster than most lesbian relationships do

[@AubbieChan]

*trying to do eyeliner*
Carplin: "does it come in...chocolate? I loove chocolate!"
Me: *throws eyeliner down* DAMMIT STOP BEING SO CUTE

[@alexismorgan6292]

AubbieChan litterally me lol and i cover my face cause uuuuughhhhh hes soo cute 😍

[@jolyne9011]

Cardlin: Why do your lips taste like candy
Me: Cause I'm sexy BISH

[@captainlevi8972]

😂😂😂

[@LauraLanford]

This past Sunday I dreamt of cuddling a male figure, now you provide this and it's just perfect to reminisce it... ç__ç

[@hirokomitsuu]

Laura Lanford check for cameras!

[@selenaolivia6639]

THIS IS CUTE OH
MY
*GOD*

[@emily-vr8xj]

*intense blush* oh frick me, this is so cUTE

[@francesnatividad2100]

i swear every day i feel that cardlin's voice career is getting closer to being a professional label

[@starryhawks]

Frances Natividad Yep same

[@cilvertopaz6083]

"Why does your lips taste like candy?" I panicked and yelled " I swear I didn't eat any candy!"

[@unnamedperson2679]

😂😂 reminds me of Fez from that 70s show

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Lol

[@tsubakigaming1530]

I was very confused with the episode art, but then realized that it was indeed a girl so. I'm blind :)

[@chronicallyexhausted4335]

Tsubaki Gaming I did not notice until I saw this comment lol

[@annmaeri1591]

Tsubaki Gaming IM STILL CONFUSED

[@cuddlingteddybears]

Annalise Scott SAME

[@feverdreamcentral]

Omg I just realized it was a girl! I low key thought it was a pillow 😂

[@victoriad425]

Tsubaki Gaming me too before I clicked on

[@LoisGeal]

The art. Oh my god!!! 💜

[@thekrasaleh1007]

Lois Geal my head can't figur out what it is !! I only see his head then his body i can't get it

[@lailal4955]

No Way 10 SAME 😭😭

[@Kloisha]

Its a guy holding a girl

[@cheeseface1810]

EXPLAIN

[@KonbanwaJapan]

Cheeseface18 I see it now! Its a girl's head under his chin and we see her arm too.

[@fudge4556]

THE MOST SWEET ASMR YOU'VE DONE CARDLIN. ABSOLUTELY GREAT.
NOTICE ME SENPAI

[@shadena8079]

I'm eating ice cream while I'm watching LIKE : - Uh God I'm so single-

[@yelenagiron4189]

Me:panting my nails
Him:so sexy
Me:drop nail polish

[@AzenHawke]

The girl in the art kinda looks like MC from mystic messenger.
I'm trash.

[@mcartc4755]

X MapleLeavf O I thought is was the only one.

[@staar_khoi]

X MapleLeavf O I THOUGHT THAT TOO AND ARMYY

[@AzenHawke]

emo_trash_ donteatsoap ARMYYYYYY

[@sarahmj2299]

I just got your messages

[@Luvcyupid]

X MapleLeavf O
DoEs JuMiN hAn Is GaY??? ;D

[@Maya-ic5tq]

why am i watching these i'm gay

[@cuddlingteddybears]

Maya uwu I’m pansexual-demisexual and same

[@shanaynayokeil6553]

cuddlingteddybears lol the more we learn

[@uiida]

Maya uwu PFFFFT LMAO

[@ellamunson-jackson3149]

It's probably the ASMR part of it. These videos also promote a feeling of being protected.

[@xxangelsofchaosxx]

Boys wear lip balm too

[@haileygrassie9144]

cardlin: "your eyes are so beautiful "
me: *tightly shuts eyes*

[@LadyKurta]

I DON'T WANT ANY FANCY DINNER OR WATHEVER... I JUST WANT TO BE WITH A GUY LIKE THIS..

[@yumichan655]

Lady Jotun SAAAAAME!! I'd much rather cuddle at home and watch movies and all that good stuff!

[@chickemnugget6489]

If I’m the big spoon I’m so small I just become a jet pack VROOM VROOM

[@nithilaashok6772]

PLS

[@Rhi_willowgrey]

So super cute! Marcus, I love the writing, definitely capture the sweetness and tenderness. Cardlin amazing audio work as always :)

[@shafira4256]

sooo i figure out why lip balm comes with various flavor

[@ambergreer3901]

"I saw you cry a little too so dont judge me"
me: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE IM A LONELY POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mcartc4755]

Amber Greer SAME

[@itzazzyplayzkun9453]

Potato group!

[@annee_.8487]

3:23 The way you said "Tiny", im gonna screech its too cute

[@astelleludlam9261]

When he calls you baaaabbbbyyyy....
Hrk! It's too much, the cuteness....
Dies*

[@nic.ole.ve2060]

When he said “Up” I gasped out loud and started tearing up

[@Ashlolz]

🔺

[@madtophatter1020]

I could have done with this 4 months ago! My ex dumped me because I'm awkward and don't know how to do couple-y things because I'm weird!

[@destinypugh2394]

mad tophatter He didnt deserve you. I'm the exact same way. I freeze up when he gets affectionate. He knows my limits and over time we began to know how to overcome my shyness. We watch really stupid vines. A guy should like you for who you are

[@constancecontraire83]

Why tf would u dump someone bc of that like u should date them for their personality NOT THEIR ABILITY TO SPOON im the same way whenever someones affectionate to me i just tense up and look around for an escape route (even though there isnt one most of the time)

[@madtophatter1020]

Constance Contraire well it was that and because I have anxiety/depression, apparently it's not attractive....

[@madtophatter1020]

Malvina Kantena ah I don't blame him, I'm not exactly the easiest to love and I was never really a gf to him

[@hannahkmetz7206]

mad tophatter no offense but Rekt (also me too)

[@CloveRheisyl]

BEST TIMING!
I need an audio about cuddling (to sleep) ... AND IT'S HERE!! OMG LOVE YOU MUCH

[@addiecovers2558]

But i wanna be the little spoon :(

[@daichikx5433]

"So good at making food" huh i didnt microwaving hot pockets means youre a good chief. '-------'

[@honeybehrens8125]

Cardlin, you are too cute for your own good!!

[@annmaeri1591]

Anime Nerd Girl I love your profile name and your amazing picture MICHEAL IN THE COMMENT SECTION

[@honeybehrens8125]

Annalise Scott
MICHEAL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!!!

[@baz0rexia]

be more chill?? in mY LOBBY???

[@leatherandparchmentaudios]

Annalise Scott MICHAEL

[@deadweeb3106]

The way he said “baby~” at the beginning just like killed me 😭🥺💕

[@97mollydolly]

Cardlin: and you only had popcorn.
Me: yup only has popcorn! I don’t have a secret stash of candy in my bag! Hehehe... Psh where did you get that idea from...
Edit: that moment you decide to check on you comment and realized you made a spelling error... had* not has...

[@paniniplays6592]

This is something my boyfriend would do, because im new to relationship shit.

[@feel_the_speed]

"That's weird finally sitting together in one bed"
That hits differently now

[@ourseaairland]

Does anyone here lay down in their bed while listening to this and use your pillow as Cardlin...
No.. only me... ok 😐

[@Outfitperfect]

Salma Petrov I thought i was the only one XD

[@ourseaairland]

Outfitperfect lol I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂

[@ss-on3ll]

This would be me if I ever get into a relationship. It was so adorable. Thank you for this, Cardlin. ♡

[@azurerose6607]

"Do you want to be the little spoon or big spoon?"
_"Big spoon."_
"I think I'll be the big spoon.'
_"FINALLY"_

[@lydiaroxburgh5655]

I'm melting. This is so god damn adorable Cardy bear ♡

[@sclarke0x2]

It took me weeks to figure out this art 😂 I finally see it

[@vanessaglass5710]

I legit still don’t

[@beckyalbert7938]

Isabelle Blomberg same

[@tenyaiida2265]

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh, it’s like someone is taking to you and you imagine the they say.
Friend: oh! Like meditation?
Me: yeah let’s go with that.

[@urarakaochako4356]

Iida what are you doing here? O-O"

[@natheyhey5066]

I actually like being the big spoon, even though I'm small. It's just nice😌

[@lalyaocean6213]

Him: you know what I love more than chocolate
Me: strawberry
Him : No
Me: then idk
Him :You of course
Me : that's really chessy

[@infochan4411]

"I looooove chocolate"
*HISSSSSSSS* THE CHOCOLATE IS MINEEEEEEEE

[@ammandermiller7415]

Him: you look so beautiful
Me:aww I'm blushing

[@mateolitc8898]

"I love you."
It's been three weeks.
"And god, you're beautiful."
_Fuuuuck_ 😍

[@2Poco2Loco]

:3 Awwww i get emotional easily too

[@mossthepanspawnofsatan3308]

His laugh in the beginning is just too pure I feel so blessed to have heard that!🤧🤧

[@mynewollabilyne4004]

“Who knew I would talk to u in the bar”
Me*how do I tell him I’m underaged?*

[@Outfitperfect]

Myne Wollabi Lyne I'm underage and I wrote this, i was like "A bar, yes! That's where people meet right??"

[@synaisquashessquishies6204]

Yes, they do have chocolate lip balm

[@kiwiwawa6087]

One Word;
+*ADORABLE*+

[@ellamunson-jackson3149]

If Ron Wealsy were in a relationship: you taste like candy!

[@saraalmutairi1513]

😂😂😂😂

[@LovatoLover22]

I think is so really cute! So soft-spoken! Ioveeee this!!

[@fanficxvids7322]

Cardlin: your eyes look beautiful
Me: *crosses eyes* *burps*

[@ceciliatroschinetz1497]

Cardlin: “Do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon?”
Me: ha little spoo..”
Him: “you know what I’ll be the little spoon.”
Me: laughs in 4’11

[@e.milyzhang]

*sweats in short*

[@ceciliatroschinetz1497]

Emily Zhang haha yesss😂🤣

[@chaneyclark5676]

Cardlin: i feel so tiny and protected
Me: *being a little short 4’10* UM U SURE CAUSE IM A SMOL LITTLE BEAN

[@lapislazuli1669]

"Why do your lips taste like candy?"
Cause I'm a snack ÒwÓ