ASMR Voice: I'll hold your hair back [M4F] [Comfort for fainting at a party]
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Cardlin: "Baby, Baby...are you sleeping???"
Me:(Sarcastically) "No Cardlin, I'm just checking my eyelids for cracks."
Like, "no, I'm training for the great beyond"
Kalia Hampton HAHA
No I am training for bird box
@@marshmallowmuffins1340 clever i see
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK IM PRACTICING FOR MY FUNERAL
*me still focusing on that I threw a cactus*
SAME! 🖐️😂
The Meme Professor PHD sounds like something I would do out of impulse
*it's very important, I must know why I've thrown such a valid plant*
Potato _Chip
Me too.
Me to man
him: “call an ambulance!”
me: “i am not paying thousands of dollars for a lil ride in a wee woo wagon chile, try again”
Lmao 😂🤣
🤣
Not me wrong bitch
It’s the wee woo wagon for me😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Not the "wee woo wagon" Gurl-😂😂
Plot twist it’s pregnancy symptoms
SURPRISE HONEY
Glad I'm not alone in thinking this!
Literally thought that too
Why not?
Lol
Him: “baby... why’d you stop walking?”
Me: *thinking about a smart thing I could’ve said in an argument I was in 7 years ago* barnacles👁👄👁
This happened once to me at school-
Slaps knee *🦵 👋
Is it possible to save a comment because I like this one XD
BARNACLES OMFG
FR
Cardlin: oh! By the water fountain ok
My brain: sHe ToLd Me ThAt ShE LoVeD Me By ThE wAtEr FoUnTaIn!!
KNOW SHES GrABBING MY HIPs
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVED ME AND SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM
AND THAT WAS REALLY LOVELY ...??? I don’t know the lyrics 🤡
Tooo yoUnG
@@alexalex-gg6vs Cuz it was innocent, but no she's gotta a cup with something else in it
I am that person who never fainted in life
I'm friking God!
I haven't fainted in my life yet
Can’t relate I’m the one who faints loads 😂😂 I’m Satan ?
Tsundere -chan same. xd
Yup.....never fainted!!
@@nicolexox1308 sameee
Cardlin: You don't wanna upset your coworkers-
Me: F U C C T H E M.
McKenzie man, fuck dem kids
Dam right
f u k d e m BAHAHHA
cardlin: "fine my ass"
my brain: please don't-
me: yES
WHEN I TELL YOU I YELLED 😭
I SWEAR TA GAWD-😭😭😭
LORD ALMIGHTY 💀💀
BYE AJSHSBS💀🤚
NOOO LMAOOO😭U DIDNT
*i actually threw a fake plant at my enemy*
This is the best comment I've seen 🤣😂🤣😂
Two question...why and can we be best friends
G. Squires 1: they were being a bitch towards my friend and 2: yes
Makes sense and 2. Yayy
i stan u sm 🤚
Husbando: your boss even gave you the next three days off to get better
Me: *Mission Accomplished*
i went "thats all you needed to say woo break with my best husbano"
@@phantomsflames4441 l0l
I think my acting skills of fainting are way worth more then 3 days
At first I thought it said "Farting at a party" 😂
I would honestly need more comforting in that situation.
Shivi Ackerman im wheezing at this comment
😂😂😂😂
@@morikahjo hehehehe,go ahead 😏
*Bnha Has Officially Taken Over My Life*
Should I take a break from my assignment due tonight? No.
Will i do it? Definetely yes.
Cardlin: Hey, no no no, just-
My headphones at low-battery: *pLeAsE cHaRgE dEvIcE*
THIS HAPPENDS TO ME ALL THE TIME ILL BE RELAXING WITH MY EYES CLOSED THEN JUST SHOOT UP
@@fauxreid OMG SAME 😭🤚
That's when classic earphones never went wrong. I stand my point.
i cant be the only person who thought about something when I read the title.
edit 1: holy schnitzels them likes
but frick that
now here is a question
if jesus can walk on water
can he swim on land-
so this is a thing NOOO NOOO IM DYING LAUGHING
😖
Oh my godddddd
Me tooo
SKSKSKSKSKSS AHAH
can i just say
sksksksksk save the turtles?
I thought about vomiting or something like that 😅
When you have a boyfriend but you still listen to this because you're used to it🤣❤
What boyfriend?
Hey you like mj me too follow my ig @michaeljacksonwifeyyy
Me tooo😂😂😂😂😂
meee but he’s always sleeping when i go to bed (long distance)
Lol he even know im listening to this 😂
Cardlin:Baby baby are you sleeping.
Me:No I'm practicing for my funeral.
Me rn:🤣☠️
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more!
I'm sure that was The Proclaimers he was singing.
I know right? I started singing along, and then out of nowhere-"bAbY?!?"
I knew itt
Cardlin: I'll hold your hair back
Me: *laughs in short hair*
-also laughs in short hair with you two-
Lol y'all got it lucky
😂👱🥲*longs for longer hair lol🤓
@@alishalee1766 *laughs with you for longer hair*
Also hysterically laughs in short hair that for some reason turns into a mullet every once in a while
Who ever is reading this I hope you have a great day😁
Alaina Chandler you too 💓
Thank you!
Thanks 😊
Have a cookie |ω･)ﾉ 🍪
Awww thank u.... unfortunately, it won't come true for me, because my of my little brother who is a.... DEMON!
Thank you dear! You too🌈💕(*-*)💖💐
Me:collapsing
Cardlin:panicking
Me: *dies of laughing*
I feel like a mean person😂😂
Cardlin: Baby Baby! Someone call an ambulance!!
Me: **Eating Ice-cream**
I saw the title and almost passed out myself!! Listening to it now, but I really hope everyone liked it! It’s such a privilege to have such an amazing TH-camr read your work! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Thank you, Cardlin!!!!!
Thank yooouuuu for writing it!
Nice script 🥰
U R THE BEST WRITER EVER!!!❤
This a new favorite for me. Thanks for writing it!
this is off topic but our bitmojis look the same🙃
Cardlin: d-dont drink to much to fast
Me: *hates tea with a burning passion* you expecting me to savor this shit 😂😂
I love tea from StarBucks but this comment made me laugh, Thank you!!😂🤣
"I can't kiss your lips because of all the tubes and wires."
Me, with my phobia of hospitals: What tubes and wire? You mean the onces I would have pulled (or ripped if I had to) out/off of me the moment I was conscious?
FUCKING EXACTLY IM NOT ALONE IN THESE THOUGHTS
Cardlin:"There is something I can do? Just name it darling and I'll do it."
Me:"Okay...(whispering harshly) GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
(Croaks like death) gEt Me OuT oF hErE!!!
I've had a fainting spell like this before, and ironically my boyfriend said something along these lines, and my terrified of hospitals, and distaste towards white rooms, ass goes:
"you can get me the FUCK OUTA HERE"
And when I say I hissed those words with pure FURY
Cardlin: you're wobbling. Are you sure you're alright?
me: I'm drunk as hell, can't you tell? (rhyming done on purpose 😏)
But then later - oops guess I wasn't drunk after all 🙊
Legit when he said "you wanna go home?" It gave me flashbacks to when i was stuck in the hospital for three days because i maxed out the "depression scale" and then after three days i was stuck in a mental facility for i don't know how long and am now stuck taking Lexapro for the rest of my miserable worthless life.
don't say "miserable and worthless life" please...
I may be a complete stranger, but, please don't say that! 💞
everything is gonna be alright, even if it takes time, I swear it gets better 🥺
also, your pfp and username are... 👉🏻👈🏻 I mean!! black butler! I really like you even if that's only from a profile picture
@@yutsuko2479 , 😊 thank you that means a lot to me.
@@tamakiswife327 take care of yourself, you beautiful human being 🥺💞
Oh no! I really hope you're doing better now! x
Are you better now?
Me: I do, just didn't want to worry you! ;-;
Cardlin: Didn't want me to worry
Also me: *looks around my room then at my phone*... What....
Omg same😂
This brings back hospital memories of when i got my blood drawn at 5am and passed out then woke up only to puke...luckily, that has not happened in 2 years
Omg!! That just happened to me recently!!! I had ten tubes taken from me, passed out, then puked all over 😅😂
It's almost the end of the vid and I'm thinking that I'm preggo
When it says 11 seconds ago-
When it says 11 months ago-
@MACKENZIE GARCIA When it's says 111 111 111 111 years ago....Hello i am from the futur
At 4:47
is it just me or did it sound like something fell? OMG CARDLIN R U OK?!?!?!!🐻🐻🐻😨
I think Cardy probably when down to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat, and that sound was him when he opened the door, and sees you crying
@@AkuriShinsou 🤣
Well it suppose to be us 😂😂😂😂
4:47 “Oh fck ur crying!”
My brain: its a mental breakdown..doo doo doo do do do do do doo doo doo doo dododododododo..!
4:47 What was that 😂 I got scared 😂💆🏼♀️
Janinebad cardlin fell outta his chair like the clumsy dummys we all are
Hahahahahaha
Cardlin: I could never be disgusted by anything you do.
Me: Is that a challenge?
Hahhahaah fr
Cardlin*Whispers* Are you sleeping?
Me*Whispers* I was trying
When i saw the title i screamed :
ME! ME! MEEEEE!!
( I faint a lot..hEllO)
Could you do one of your girlfriend who keeps trying to leave the hospital like getting out of bed. But it is a emergency.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When was sick I couldn't even stand without Holding on to something
I want that too pllllllz
God i love these, Cardlin i have married you now 😢😢😢
Gotta love when a guy will kiss you on the mouth after you throw up
Also RIP to my boyfriends who are laying next to me and hearing me giggling to this
they know what I listen to and my boys find it weird cuz I have them (I’m in a poly relationship 2 guys and me 💜 love them so much but I also love cardlin too much to stop listening)
Love you cardlin! My guys are jealous of you 😂
Wow I finally found someone who is polyamory
I don't know anyone who is polyamory
And I'm pansexual and polyamory
Honestly I wish I knew a few people who were polyamory
Lol everybody welcome to poly support group
What kind of tubes are blocking my mouth??😂
Oxygen probably.
As an anemic girl ,I fully support this audio❤👌🏾 nice job
Wow, the timing. I fainted two days ago, and have had nearly similar spells throughout the last few days, due to some weird neurological stress thing.
Dear lord I'm sorry
@@lindathetford3776 It's okay. I have really bad physical reactions to the stressful events in my life. I fell terribly sick with strange fevers when my mom landed in the hospital for a year, and break out in head-to-toe hives when I let myself be affected by people's words. I recently had a parent say hurtful things to me, and I started having these painless migraines that end in a roughly 7 minute fainting spell. It's pretty inconvenient. The doctor said that I am simply a very emotionally sensitive person.
@@inkyowl6199 I am so sorry about that, i truly hope you don't let people's insecurities about themselves take away or make you doubt your worth, there is nothing wrong with being sensitive but I do hope it balances out to normal levels for you (I don't mean that how it sounds lol) I wish you the best of luck.
@@lindathetford3776 Thank you so much.
@@inkyowl6199 no problem :) you are loved and worthy, and very much a strong person always remember that. ❤❤❤ I wish you much love in the future friend
Not gonna lie, when I first read the title, I thought it was a hangover audio. Great to listen to though 💜💜
Oh my grrsh I fainted yesterday! What a coincidence
Are you okay?
@@rubymack4914 yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking
I used to have seizures a lot, i finally figured out the right medicine to get it under control, so this kind of thing happened _a lot._ Waking up in the hospital and apologizing to everyone for everything, being emotional and just wanting to go home!
No fun.
I actually love this. I don't think I've ever fainted before, but I have a very long history of stomach bugs, so much so that I can now basically tame my breathing so that I don't throw up cause I'd rather suffer through sweating and stomach cramps for a long time than throw up. My family doesn't get how I do it, so I guess it's like my own personal talent among my family 😂
Same but I do it cuz I have a fear of vomit
@@Midnight-xf5od Me too. Threw up way too much as a kid that now I just get horrified at even the subtlest hint that I might be getting nauseous 😅
Titel: holding hair back
My short hair: am i a joke to you?
Cardlin: starts to sing 500 miles
My Scottish heart: 😱🥺😌
Ok, I know I wasn't the only one singing with him.
I love these videos, makes fainting seem not so bad (I have vasovagal depressive syncope: aka emotional stress fainting) anytime I faint I feel like a damn alien and a weirdo, feels so comforting to have this reaction to something like this...😊😊😊
I usually cry when I wake up from fainting not because of any pain or anything, but the embarrassment of everyone looking at you. I have a form of dysautonomia too. POTS.
Yah I cry too for the same reasons its not fun
cardlin starts singing 100 miles
Me ment to be asleep after fainting *jolts up*
*AND I WILL WALK 500 MILES AND I WILL WALK 100 MORE*
I- ✨w i f e ✨? Yes please 😌💅
I fainted about 3 months ago and of course I had to do it in the most dramatic way 😑😑
Basically the lesson had just started (I was in school)and there was a fly. It landed on my friends arm and she waved her hand so it flew away. Now it landed on my hand. Me being me I thought I could kill it by slapping it but of course I missed and hit my fingertips on the window table. My middle finger hurt a lot and when I looked at it there was blood under my skin (but it wasn't a bruise, I could see the red) and because I am scared of blood I started to feel dizzy, my friend supposed that we would go to the teachers' room. So we got up and started to walk there. That classroom was on the 2nd floor and the teachers' room is on the first floor. When we got out of the classroom my vision was already black and then we reached the stairs. I grabbed the railing and the next thing I knew I was lying face down on the stairs. My friend was on top of the stairs still shocked. I started to get up and then I saw a teacher running toward us. She tought that I just fell down the stairs and she would probably left us alone if I just said that I fell down the stairs, but because I was still feeling dizzy I just blurted out:"I fainted" and then she said that I look kinda pale and she grabbed my one hand and my friend grabbed the other hand and then we started to walk toward the teachers' room, but I kinda blacked out again. Then the teacher told me to sit down and she went and called the principal, who then raised my feet and it was really awkward. And then we just went back to class
The end 😀
Lol you just went back to class after you fainted? A girl in my class fell off a chair and no one saw her faint but she said she did so she went to the office and literally was taken away in an ambulance
@@loganmclean4243 I didn't want to make a scene and I hate ambulance/hospitals so it was just easier to go back to the lesson. Although I think that the principal would have called an ambulance after I told her that I had hit my head, but then right after I said that I was like: "But it doesn't even hurt, my knee and side (I had hit those too) hurt more than my head". But yeah, I am a super clumsy person and injure myself quite often, but I've never gone to the hospital.
@@annialfthan7675 that sounds like exactly what I would do. I get hurt all the time because I'm super clumsy haha
@@loganmclean4243 Like in the past year I have almost fainted/fainted at least 3 times and I have injured myself so much hahah
jesus fucking christ
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD-
chloe jec Angelicaaaaaaa - all the way from London damnnn
@@leahwilliamson3730 ANGELICA! Thank god! Someone understands what im struggling here to do!
Bubbles1821 IM NOT HERE FOR YOUUUUUUU
@@leahwilliamson3730 I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND!
Z - MAX you would never find anyone as trusting or as kind!
My life: *spiralling*
Cardlin: *the way he says baby*
Me: all is right in the world
This one was so cute! ❤️ It’s so easy to slip into a routine of constantly working and forgetting to take care of yourself. Our bodies can take a lot but there are limits. Take care of yourselves, pretty please!
gives me “say you won’t let go” vibes
WOMAN😭😭😭😭
"Call an ambulance!"
Do NOT call an ambulance we can't afford that shit
The one dislike is from Cardlin's boss
Tbh passing out is some of the scariest things that happen to me on a regular basis (vibes in iron deficiency and low blood sugar surges 😂) and I didnt think it happened to many people until I stumbled upon this! Thank you for making me not feel like an alien , it's nice 🥺💙
My mind:ambulance!!!
Me:RUNS-I dont wanna gooooo!!!
him: FINE MY AS*
me: yup i would definitely say that
This made me smile. I pass out often from a heart condition
Yay!!!!!!! I'm so happy!!!!! I'm so glad you posted....I almost fainted at school yesterday
Plot twist we are pregnant 😂😂😂
Ohhhhhhh We EARLY 👀 Go ahead guys!!! WE'RE👏🏾THRI👏🏾VING👏🏾
Cardlin humming "i will walk 500 miles was so cute!!🥰
“Fine my ass”
I wheezed too hard at this. 😂😂😂
Jesús Christ!
Iron deficiency be like:
True that true that
Sometimes because I always wake up feel dizzy and see colours BeCaUsE i'M a CrAcKhEaD!
Bruh I screamed when I heard the people still talking when I fainted 💀
Cardlin: “Do you need me to help you up?”
Me: I NEED UPPIES 😂
*patiently waiting on another fainting Audio*
I've only fainted once in my life, and that was during a flight. The air pressure changed so quick during the descending that my brains simply shut down for a few short moments. I was going in and out of consciousness and my friend just said that I looked weird while that whole ordeal was happening xD
Kind of a terrifying experience, really
Damn, I fainted after I got stung by a bee for the first time a few months ago. My adrenaline was rushing and I had a panic attack.. Now that I think about it it's kinda stupid
AAAAAA CARDLIN ILY
I love you cardlin you have helped me so much
All of these audios make me feel so loved!! Thank you so much cardlin! And I love seeing PepperGinGins art it’s always so nice!
Idk what to say because I'm here early so Imma just😗✌
I cannot explain how much I love your ASMR audios, Cardlin. They are so comforting. Keep it up! ❤
Cardlin, I love all your content, it's so cool!, it's just what I was looking for, love from Mexico ❤️
Love from South Africa 🇿🇦!!!!!!
Love from New York❤
Off topic question.
What the hell happened to the flying cactus in the end
Me watching his audios every day of my life-
I wish there was more men like cardlin, hes such a fkn sweetheart 🥺🧡
The audio was sooo good! Keep up the good work as it is very appreciated! ❤
I've fainted and collapsed before, but not because of dehydration and overworking, it's actually because of seizures due to epilepsy, which, luckily enough, I'm able to manage with medicine
Early!! And I can’t wait to watch this video. Love your content Cardlin!! 💕
ive only watched one video and this is already my favorite youtube channel ever.
same😂
Me: throws up
Also me: demon noises while throwing up
I will definitely be using this soon again. I have 2 full weeks of work with no days off next month. 😨😖
Thanks for this comfort Cardlin
"CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!"
*cries in American*
I NEED THE MONEY FROM THAT THREE DAYS TO PAY FOR THE BILLS YOU JUST RACKED UP
Love this video keep up the good work Cardlin you amazing
Oh woah it's almost 11:00 at night
Looks at phone: Sir it's 10:59
“I could never be grossed or disgusted by you”
Me: LIES AND SLANDER
this was really good wow
Was he just humming the Proclaimers?
cardlin you should do an audio on comfort/support for a new mental health diagnosis!! it can’t just be me that was really struggling when i was first diagnosed and something like that would have really helped me!!
I have to say this was an amazing video definitely one of my favorites!
Me:-Get's hugged at a party-....
The Person hugging me:Hey uh..Y-You good?
Me:-Holding onto the person with a death grip-Yeah I'm fine!
The Person Hugging Me:Y-You sure?..
My family getting ready to go home:Let's go!!
The person hugging me:Isn't that your-
Me:NO,I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE-Holds onto the person tighter-
The person hugging me:Oh good lord okay!!; - ;