ASMR Voice: A Light Dinner [M4A] [Comfort for Fainting] [Sweet]
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Written by KimuraCarter
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“Hey are you okay?”
I don’t know, therapist hasn’t figured that one out yet.
Answer pending
You'll never Know my name I can relate so much 😂
Oh my gosh me too 😂
Same
Ouchie.
Join the club lolol
cardlin: "think, stupid, think!"
me: **immediately opens eyes** you're not stupid >:(
Same
>:(
Oml that profile pic i-
👁👄👁
Me 😂😂😂
Therapist: Now, what do we do when we’re sad?
Me: pulls up Cardlin’s TH-cam Channel...
Therapist: Uh....
Yesssss
It really be like that sometimes😩😂😂
Lmaooo
Mood
Yep
He sounds like he accidentally killed us and didnt know what to do next lol
Edit: 30 likes is more than I've ever gotten lollll thanks guys
Pocky this made me laugh so hard
@@_Dippin_Dots_ I'm glad I was able to say something funny.... For once
Pocky I bet your a pretty funny person
@@_Dippin_Dots_ I'm the type of person who laughs to hard at my own jokes then realizes I'm the only one laughing 😐
Pocky same here
The only reason why I would faint while cooking with Cardlin is because of how hot/cute Cardlin would look in a apron
Same
that meme.addict yesssss
Yup XD
@@bimmi9008 Yes 😂😍
I’d faint of heatstroke
but what about the wine on the floor.
*please do something*
*it kinda stains*
Siri Hübner Could be white wine!
KimCarter true! great script by the way, loved it ✨
I was kinda worried that Cardlin would step in the glass or sumthin. ._.
@@KimCarter I just wanted to tell you how much I love this script!
@@ghettomarc50 Thank you!
A light dinner
*meanwhile I'm stuffing my face with a whole dang turkey with extra stuffing*
So tru
Rotisserie chicken
👌😂🤭
not me stuffing my mouth with rice chicken and hummus 😭
@@nashmiasaad74 save some for me!
I ran across the room at the speed of light for my headphones and now my family is questioning my mental health
MOOD 😂😂😂
Lolol my family has been questioning my mental health for awhile! Pretty sure my mom thinks I’m bipolar!
Same
I wonder what my mom would think
If u are listening to this I feel like they have been questioning before
I was playing TH-cam as background noise while painting...
Me: Are you psychic?
Cardlin: No.
Me: *aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?*
I always draw + paint while listening to this too! ^^
wow I wish I could draw
😂🤣🤣
You know us anemic people need this😂😂💀
Yes please. I havent fainted yet, but I have come very close.
Yes indeed. My ironless buddy.
grace barber yep 😂💀
lil weeb yep- Iron? Who’s she? Never had her.
I haven’t fainted yet but it’s gotten to the point everything goes black (like dots) and I need to sit
Is it odd to say I love the way he says “sh*t”😂
Same tho.
It's oddly cute ahahah
I’ve only fainted once, from what I can remember. It was like feeling weak and dizzy, then gradually waking up in a wheelchair.
I've fainted like 14 times in 3 years🌚🌚
I've fainted few times, too. Once on a public. I scared my sister do death.
@@julkap4190 I've fainted 4 times in public. Mostly I faint cuz I hit my head a lot and maybe cuz I'm too scared of shots and whenever I get them I faint🤭😂
I have fainted 3 times from the sight of blood I woke up with carpet burn on my cheek on the classroom floor
I fainted in the school bathroom from period pains BAHA. The 3 girls in line were so confused I was kinda just dead next to the trash can for a couple minutes and they (thankfully) left me alone LMAO
“Ooooooof Shiit”
A term I use to describe my life my dude
Oh my god bakugou-
*Reading bakugou x reader on wattpad*
Cardlin: *uplodes*
Me: ANGERY HEGDHOG CAN WAIT!
Mood😂
Bakubae is best boi
Which bakugou x reader?
@@river2319 uhhhh I think one of the soft Bakugou ones I can't remember sorr
@@starflash8346 yesh he is
I stopped watching 'Friends' for this, This is how I show my love *:3*
Aestheticly Depressed ahhh I love that show
Me: *searches fainting ASMR*
*sees this*
*clicks fast*
Ikr?
I struggle with general lightheadedness (haha, thanks past eating disorder) and get really woozy very easily. This was such a comfort.
Also, side note: as someone who is involved in the health industry; if someone faints and you are there, lay them on their side (possible vomitting wont choke them) and prop their head up on something.
Thanks for the tips!
I have an iron deficiency and I have adhd and I forget to eat a lot so I make sure I have something that has a little salt in it to help
Is that a long term symptom of restrictive eds? General lightheadedness?
1:41 Oh damn.
1:52 Jesus! Is she fainting or dying??
yes, im both
@@Instinxx AMANE--
As a Diabetic who has done this a few times, this was very realistic and needed. ♥️
Nioka Thacker Same!
Yessss! I’m glad. I’ve never fainted, so I did my best
@@KimCarter You did an amazing job! I was listening and it gave me chills.
Ohhhh my god!
I've had Diabetes since I was 2 as well and I swear, I fainted ALL THE TIME when I was in Elementary School!
But the doctors said that the type of *'fainting spells'* that I have, wasn't Diabetes related at all...
We coulden't figure out why it was happening for YEARS...
Until about around the years of 2013 - 2015. (I was 14 - 17 at those times.)
I was diagnosed with a COUPLE MORE diseases such as- (I will name the big ones.)- *Severely Advanced Crohns Disease, Rheumatoid Arthritis, P.T.S.D. and E.D.S.-* (Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. Basically, It's a rare muscle, tissue and nerve disorder that causes a person, like me, to have TEN TIMES more pain than the average persons pain. IT F'ING SUCKS!)
Aaaanyway.
There was another one that confirmed why I keeped fainting all the time...
It's called; *P.O.T.S.-* (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.)
It is a syndrome that makes my heartbeat mis-beat, or in this case, jump when I sit in a position for TOO long and try to stand up fast. Get stressed out. Or when I'm running fast.
It makes my blood pull downward too fast to my feet and shot up to my heart and that is what made me pass out all the time!
My family and I were glad we found out what it was. It was scary not knowing the cause of it happening...
😓😓😓😓
@@diamondl.5032 Oh my goodness. I have only passed out like 5 times and they all were from low blood sugar. I was diagnosed at age 13.
I can't stop smiling while closing my eyes pretending to faint 😅😅
I don't know why I laughed at this comment so hard! maybe because I was actually doing this too lol
same here cookie pie but sometimes i can do it without smiling
Is it weird that from 2:05 until 3:25 it reminded me when wall-E was trying to wake Eva in the movie 😅
OMG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Loki's fan omg yassss!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking 🤣
I have a very weird, borderline obsession with role playing fainting or being knocked out. Don’t worry, I think it’s weird too but this got me so excited to see cos now it’s not just something I play out in my head it’s actually something I can listen to! Wow, I’m sad 😂
Same
Same
Yep same. I can’t imagine stuff though so *sobs*
WAIT ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Fainting isn't actually as bad as people make it out to be. It helps if you manage to land on a soft surface but other than the confusion and temporary loss of vision and hearing, it's really not that bad. Now, if it's related to health, go see a doctor.
Yeah. I've fainted few times during my life. And mostly I didn't eaven need help. I just woke up by myself.
i fainted once when i was working at mcdonald’s, and i was out for 20 mins and i was having problems breathing, so they called the ambulance and when i was conscious again, my mom told me that they fired me cause i fainted...... turns out i have a heart disease and we didn’t know about it and that’s why i pass out.
@@Erika-xj9dv wou wou wou wou wou... THEY FIRED YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!! I... I don't eaven know what to say. I'm that furious.
Also wou, 20 minutes is long. And sorry for heart disease. At least nothing worse didn't happen. And now you know about it.
I fainted from heat exhaustion at the state fair when I was a teenager. My poor amazing friend had to haul me up over her shoulder and carry me into the shade. I woke up in less than a minute I think, and after sitting and sipping water for a few minutes I felt fine. Really the only shitty part was the oncoming faint, when my head felt awful and I was all hot and dizzy. It was so weird because I remember feeling my bare knees hit the pavement, but it didn't hurt. Then just black until I woke up hanging on my friend's shoulder. I was honestly more fascinated by the experience (and embarrassed) than scared lol.
Well it can be absolutely horrific if it's bound together with a panic attack or anxiety attack.
But other than that I agree, It's for sure unpleasant and weird but not the biggest problem.
It gets problematic when people around you go ape shit crazy and are being overdramatic while I would just stand back up and be on my way like nothing happened.
Passed out recently---except it wasn't in a kitchen, it was on a tarmac at a local airshow. My hubby was great, just like Cardlin here :)
@Victoria Aburn I was home alone once and decided to take a shower with the window closed.
The problem with this is that hot steam irritates my lungs.
So I put the temperature of the water on really high which was a mistake lmao.
I wear glasses and my eyesight is incredibly bad so when the steam irritated my lungs I couldn’t find my inhaler and then I got dizzy and started throwing up everywhere - in my room, I’m the bathroom.
Then I fainted on the tile floor lol
Then I got up with my shampoo in my hair and walked to my room again and fainted once more haha
Then my parents came home and got mad at me and now they have cameras with motion detectors in the living room and the corridors lmao
It was rather chaotic and embarrassing lol
Him: She's pale
Me: "In my sleep" No sir, I'm black
we go grey
5:52 I thought you said “are you gay love” and i answered full confidence “YES”
I fainted when I got nofication about new video.
hahaha love it
The very first time I passed out, I was 6 went into a coma, and woke up a week later with type 1 diabetes.
Osauese Guobadia that sad :(
The whole time I thought the house was going to burn down
Bro same.
random thought:
When every character who faints is caused by skipping 1 meal and here i am
Who skipped a few days without eating😂😂😂 Ulcer is gonna get me
as someone who has an iron deficiency and is prone to fainting because of it, this makes me feel comforted ❤️
His little panicky jam is so cute and I love him.
As someone who faints a lot, this is 💖💖 Thank you~ 💖
Cardlin: Ow! Hey! Did you- Did you just throw a pen at me!?
Me:
There's a sniper in the kitchen...get down
I've never fully passed out before, but I almost did once during a panic attack.
That was fun.
Same
I have been waiting for a fainting one forever. I have POTS, which makes me faint pretty often so this is awesome. Thank you cardlin!!!!
Him: slowly you don’t want hiccups
Me: literally been hiccuping throughout the whole vid 🤣🤣😫
Osamu dazai
Aussiebenasmr made one of these to😍😍 i love them both❤️❤️
Despite this awesome audio; WHENEVER someone faints, take them to the HOSPITAL! There is always a reason someone faints, so better safe than sorry!
That was a PSA, this audio is still awesome and I love you Cardlin
vill lynn Thank you for that!
Thank you!
Unless they already have a diagnosed condition such as anemia, but even then you should alert a healthcare professional
Cardlin: "What, you didn't order extra cheese with dinner?"
Me: "Hon, I always order extra cheese with dinner. That's way my grandpa calls me 'mouse'.'"
i’ve been having a lot of trouble with a heatwave in my area and have fainted A LOT in the past couple weeks. i was happy to see this video in my notifications :)
Wherever you are, stay cool and hydrated!
throughout this *w h o l e* thing i was screaming
"THE FOODS GONNA BURN!"
Yaay! Daily dose of Cardlin arrived! I Really loved that Audio. So calming. Kim that was one awesome Script and Cardlin you did an awesome Job, as always!
Thanks for Everything dude! Keep up the awesome work.
*big hugs for those who read this*
NurSarah Thank you!!
And a hug back to you. :3
The nervous sing-song voice is super cute!!!
"no, a doughnut doesn't count!" calling me out, jeeze
This really hit home and made me feel less self conscious, my mom is diabetic having low blood sugar and me being her daughter (I'm 15 :3) I am pre diabetic and have had feelings of passing out and have passed out a few times, I'm trying to be more healthy and me and my mom are eating healthier and excersising and we feel alot better and our overall health has improved, this helped me feel better, someone that understands how it feels and how to comfort someone you has fainted before
Cardlin this audio means a lot to me. I have had trouble with fainting and not eating. Thank you so much for this.
“No cuts, no buts, no coconuts”
Le GaSpE- YO GABBA GABBA💀💖✨best show of all time while growing up.😭🤚😌💅✨
YES 😭🖐 YO GABBA GABBA! 👁💧👄💧👁
I have issues with hypoglycemia so hearing Cardlin talking about needing to eat and all that makes me happy
Me on the floor at 2 in the morning like 👁👄👁 opp I’ve mcfallen
Mkay, so, I'm a diabetic, and so when he mentioned low blood sugar I'm sure you could imagine what I was thinking. Made me wanna cry, man. Thank you Cardlin.
wait, what about the wine????? i think you should clean it, or i’ll clean it
My lightbulb just went out while I was watching this and it was rlly loud so I almost actually fainted
I've read this script a bunch of times and it's still adorable!
I always love seeing the little "Cardlin spin" he puts on each one.
Where can you find the scripts? Are they posted somewhere? I thought they were just sent to him. Or do you get to see his scripts on patreon or something?
@@harmonymelody2834
At one point it was posted on reddit r/pillowtalkaudio subreddit.
You can probably search KimCarter on reddit and find more scripts
*passed out when I get notif so I only see it now coz I wakes up*
This is the audio i never know i needed. I used to Pass out a lot still sometimes do but its better now feels nice to be taken care of like this 😊
I used to faint once in public, in an airport.... I remembered feeling hot, even though there’s an air conditioning inside, feeling weak that I couldn’t stand properly and wanting to eat so badly... I didn’t eat breakfast that time and I waited for so many hours to be checked in for the flight with my family... Besides almost drowning at a very young age without any experience of swimming or any supervision, it scared me when I suddenly lost all my senses and blacked out... Thank goodness I was able to eat a lot after getting dextrose into my body... I’m also glad that my family was there too to take care of me. Thanks Cardlin for making this audio, it made me feel... safe in a way. And keep up the great work!! 💖💜💙
I swear one time I actually felt like fainting. There was this time when I slammed my finger through the door so hard that it started to bleed really bad and when I said I was wobbling, I dang looked like I just came back from drinking 10 bottles of wine and was dang drunk, not to mention I was as pale as a dang paper.
I've never seen anything like this before! Really cool!😊
I've fainted once in my life, and I've come close to fainting twice very recently- once for a reason like in this video! Every time it happened, it was absolutely terrifying and I didn't enjoy it one bit. I was very lucky to have good samaritans offer their help- a stranger even bought me some orange juice at a Starbucks! Towards the end I legit teared up, because I never realized how touching it is to have someone talk you through a scary and extremely personal situation like this (mostly because I was embarrassed or stubborn in the moment). Thank you, Cardlin. This made me really, stupidly happy.
I’ve had a moment where I suddenly felt really dizzy and sat down. My dad said it was a thing where people have a sudden drop in blood pressure and it can make people faint. It’s not serious but scary for sure.
I was in my dad’s nurse training class so I would’ve been okay if anything happened.
Oh my god I've been waiting for this! 😍
I get faint very often so this is really nice to hear
5:05. I know. I have it recorded😎
😎
The first time I fainted was the scariest day of my life
This reminds me of when I was at work when I felt light headed but they needed me on floor so I continued to work, about five minutes later my vision was really blurry and I was swaying so I closed my eyes and tried to focus while getting my last few orders ready. My nose began bleeding and I felt super dizzy and my hands were shaking, that's all I remember before collapsing at the back of the restruant. This is a good outcome considering I have seizures if my blood sugar levels are low and I haven't eaten in a long time.
Great audio, one of my favorites really 😄😄
The script feels like it has been cut in the middle. For me it's practically demanding a part 2🙏🙏
Damn! Hate TH-cam...
Thank U so much Cardlin!
Have a nice week... Love U! ♥️♥️♥️
Oh man, this is exactly what I needed right now. I just got back from the doctor after doing a lot of exams for my fainting spells. Thank you so much for uploading this! I feel a lot better now :)
I feel like Cardlin's a wizard. He knows exactly when to post his videos.
YAAAAAAY I've been hoping for a video like this!!!! *starts fangirling* i love it
I think it's good to lay on the floor BEFORE u faint 😂
Earlier I nearly fainted due to dehydration and low iron so I searched up "cardlinaudio fainting" and rn this shit slaps 😌
This is wonderful! Thanks for the new post, Cardlin!
Bro when he started singing for us to come back to him.
*my heart is so hard right now*
It really got me in my feels man, coming from a person who faints a lot.
I haven’t listened to your audios in a while, Cardlin. You are SO talented! This really helps when struggling to sleep and is a pure non-lustful example of selfless self- giving love. Plus, the part where Cardlin takes care of the gal was pure gold. GOD Bless Y’all and Mary, The Mother of Jesus Protect You All. ✝️🕊❤️🙏🏻
i can tell yall from experience, fainting is a terrifying thing to happen... especially in the shower. even more so when youve never fainted before and you land on your hands and knees :3
Velline Magoa you know when fainting at certain times is really bad when you are a skater.... yeah I still have bad, noticeable scars and I’m glad that the two times it happened on my skateboard, there were no cars on the roads... fun oh and i still have no idea why I fainted
@@chloejohnson5523 oh oof my condolences friend
Velline Magoa but also imagine being on a skateboard..
@@chloejohnson5523 bruh im sorry im a wuss i dont even wanna
NOT THE FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE AHHHHH 🍷
Nobody:
Literally nobody
Me:Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry
*ends up crying*
The sound of us breaking things and messing things up triggers my anxiety so bad I had to take out my headphones for a moment. One of my worst fears is messing something up or doing something stupid in front of someone I care about 😀👍
Love it so much cardlin ❤🧡💖
I am...currently...very dizzy rn.
I've never actually properly fainted but only because I've had friends nearby to help.
This really it’s so helpful, I had one experience in fainting and I hate that feeling it’s the worst
Love your channel. It has gotten me through some lonely times.
Can you please do a "comfort for physical injury/going through physical therapy?"
I threw my knee out and would love a support script ❤️
Much appreciation for this channel
I faint at time sometimes due to pain or due to not taking care of myself. I’ve gotten used to it and I’ve learned when it’s about to happen. This audio really helped me due to not many people understand and try to call an hospital right away when it’s just somthing as simple as light headedness, cramps, or just not eating enough. This audio helped me a lot due to I passed out yesterday while studying so thank you for making this audio.
If that was a Wreck-It Ralph reference, tis greatly appreciated. It's probably my fav disney movie
Thank you for this. Love you❤️
Too real. My husband has caught me and found me laying on the floor after fainting. He always gets freaked out.
He sounds so concerned! It’s really cute
SO SO good, as usual. Thanks Cardlin! I really enjoyed listening to this 😊
Ooooh boi
Just had fainted a few days ago (all thanks to my insomnia ha ha)
Tbh , the only thought that I had was "no no no no no, not again. Oh god why"
It still feels like a weird dream. I just can't believe it happened to ME, not to a someone I know
This video is what I needed
Thank you, Cardlin
"...if the face is pale..."
Me: I aM bLaCk! YOU CAN'T TELL😭😭
This was perfect I had fainted yesterday because I had forgotten to eat 😅
Always live by mystic messengers motto: DiD yOu EaT yEt?
But for real at least try to get a snack or something to keep ya goin' 😁
“I’m doing this to wake you up, I promise” pauses nervously “you need to wake up now” lol that’s actually pretty funny 😆
Love this audio so much
I’m watching this the day after he posted cause when I got the notification I was out at my friends house 😢
The way he said ooh *shet!*
I knoooooow
Daaaaamn! Hate TH-cam.
Thank U so much Cardlin!
Have a nice week... Love U!♥️♥️♥️
Cardlin: 2:52 "right in the brain you go blood"
Me: "you can't tell me that the way he said that wasn't cute"
I feel really bad for breaking the bottle anyone else
Watching during a blood glucose crash. Makes me feel better.