your son is suffering in the back. “mother, I just wanted the three little pigs for my bedtime story. please, end this. I wish not to live any longer after hearing this”
Scary how Greg ties these stories to actual events from his life but always makes sure to include a fictional school shooting. As if he feels thats the missing piece of his life.
As someone who while in the brooding edgy teen phase of his life only cared about his dead mom and ham sandwiches, I feel shame that I have anything in common with that man.
As a CSA survivor, Onision's use of the topic as a cheap tactic to avoid criticism is downright disgusting. Using trauma as an excuse to abuse others is literally a tactic the person who abused me used to use. You have every right to feel angry at the person who took your innocence, but that does not give you the right to victimize others.
I’ve always wondered about why people will use trauma as an excuse to abuse others. Aside from the fact that they want pity. Like, wouldn’t you rather not continue the cycle of abuse? If you’re so traumatized by something, why would you want to force others to endure that same trauma? It makes no sense to me.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 because some people believe it's the only way to relieve that pain. They internalized it and believed it was normal, so now they just treat others that way and refuse to own up to those actions. That's part of why it's so important to give proper, healthy support to abuse survivors. They'll have a better chance to come to terms with it and learn good habits that were never taught to them by their abusers. It helps stop the cycle.
I've actively watched this process happen. I have a really close friend who got married to someone who uses her own past abuse as a crutch. It was genuinely hard watching her abuse and manipulate him and I hope he's able to get out of it at some point. If there is a God, he knows I tried my best. I'm so sorry you experienced that; no one should ever have to. Agreed Greg's use of it as an excuse is disgusting.
I’m not even at the end of the video yet, but I had a feeling this was going to be the “twist”. It’s just the right amount of fucked up to make people shocked, while also trying to justify his actions. Truly disgusting.
Zap and have been through severe trauma. In stones to Abigail he literally has sex with her after reading her letter about all the abuse she’d been through
teya: "how well do you know greg's bullshit? his favourite thing about her is-" me: "her sad life and arousing arms?" teya: "that she has no opinions that could possibly challenge his worldview in any way" me: oh yeah that too.
Joining the Air Force cause your dad tried to feed you vegan cheese is the worst situation anyone has ever been through? I’ll tell that to the guy that cried in boot camp cause that was the first time he ever had a hot meal
I love so much that Onision was THAT guy in high school, and is still somehow THAT guy in his 30s. Fascinating arrested development. He should be studied
I know - there was this one guy at my school who, when he was twelve, was exactly like him! The thing is, the guy at my school became a fairly mature, decent person by the time he became an adult - whereas Onision, despite not having been twelve for quite a long time, is still every bit as stupid and immature!
Lucy Towey You are very right. I’m sorry to hear about you going through all this. I hope you’re in a happier environment now, with fewer of THOSE guys in your life and more nice folks and long furbies instead
"He gets absolutely enraged at a woman hes not attracted to insulting his masculinity" Basically the entire premise of Onision's videos of him reacting to your reviews of him lmao. "I wouldn't even date you. I know I said you were an 8.6 before, but now I say zero because you didn't like my books" 😂😂😂
@@chillitheconqueror3567 He rated her photo online without knowing who she was, but wants to do a Nice Guy™ style take-back because he doesn't like her and she doesn't like men 😂 She did the Onision forum "rate me" thing in a video a few years back
You know that that's from a hilarious Harry Potter fanfiction, yeah? It's either the best satire on the planet or the cringiest fanfic on the planet. InsaneReader did a hysterical video summarizing the whole thing. You should go give it a look on his channel!
*"Commit yourself to silence. Statistically you likely have nothing valuable to say anyway."* Ah, if only that fool would follow his own "advice" to other people
He's using words like "facts", "statisticaly" or "logically" all the time while talking about things you can disagree about to make himself invincible. Like saying "If you smoke weed you could go to prison and logically you wouldn't want to date a criminal, so now I get to chaine you to my basement". Yes, because smoking weed is far worse than chaining people to your basement...
I followed a similar guideline a year ago or two, for reason unrelated. All my friends are better than me anyways, at one way or another. I end up ruined my expression ability.
greg’s books are basically “i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in, and i don’t wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that’s weird.
How is this written by a 30-something? This is like a teen writing their edgy diary for a therapist they need because they want to make their whole personality Jaoquin Phoenix’s Joker.
My theory is that 'Stones to Abigail' and this book take place in the same universe or even in the same school. I have little evidence to support this, but I think it makes these books a bit funnier. There are some loose thread connecting the books though it may be just Onion Man's horrible writing skills
My theory is that it is the same school in three different simultaneous dimensions and Arthur, James and Daniel are in their respective ways different versions of Onion Greg but yet entirely unrelated individuals who are just living the same life but with a slight aesthetic and contextual difference that ultimately makes their paths divulge.
If they are in the same school, how weird is it that both James and Arthur have a road trip with their father and stepmother who they hate and then turn on metal music very loudly and they are thrown out of the car and choked by their dad while their stepmom takes their boots off?
I just realized, if Greg dies at the end of the book by being stabbed in the head, how did he write the entry about his fight? And if it was his girlfriend that finished the diary, did she write it in first person through the eyes from him? And she knew exactly what he was thinking about at that exact moment?
I read the book, and turns out Cory wrote the chapter where Greg dies. And she somehow knew his whole thought process. Cuz as Teya pointed out, that's completely normal
@@doonthefool1607 next? They covered the whole fic. I mean, they did a very very very abridged version for part 3 but they're not making more my immortal videos. Doon really Is confused.
I used to be subscribed to Onision on TH-cam when I was like 12 or 13 and I would religiously watch his videos and think he was *immaculate* And now, a gay 18 year old, I’m just.... *r e g r e t*
So, I know Greg’s dad (who was a Christian pastor) *was* accused of sexual abuse of children. Many times. (Greg claimed he doesn’t have many memories from before age 11, sooo...) So I already assumed *that’s* where this was going immediately. But Greg also said he got into a fight with “a jock” in high school because he was disrupting class (•_•) And He Knocked Part Of Greg’s Tooth Out. *SO A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF GREG’S 2 BOOKS ARE JUST GREG INSERTING EVENTS FROM HIS LIFE FOR HIS 2 SELF INSERT CHARACTERS* i cannot even rn ugh
Yeah and did you know that the scene where him, his stepmother and father is in the car and his father chokes him because he’s playing music so loud actually happened. There is a documentary about it. Well not about it more about how he treat his ex-girlfriend and that he is a paedophile rapist, who abused her sexually emotionally physically over many many years and she showed up on his TH-cam channel, and he filmed some of it. (Like there are clips of him verbally abusing her and thrown a thing at her while she’s trying to talk to a camera) But the documentary is a little weird, because right after she is explaining what she went through. They are immediately trying to humanise him with the dad literally telling how he abused Greg .
another thing like this happened in where he got angry his parents forced him on a trip away from his girlfriend, and another seem like that happens in a different book of his, I don't think he knows how to write about anything else
“An incel that touched a boob and suddenly thinks that he’s the ultimate enlightened Chad” is the best description of Onion that I’ve ever heard. Bravo! 👏🏻
Author’s Note: STOP FLAMING PREPZ AND STRANGEAEON FANS!!! Arthur iz nut a self-insert Mary Sue. He’s nut purfect, he’s a nihilist!!!! Fangz to my 10 year-old subscribers 4 the free moneys.
Why vegan cheese is a BLESSING and is DELICIOUS I’m allergic to a protein in milk so I can’t have normal cheese. It’s been years since I ate normal cheese, so when you can’t compare the two, the fake stuff it tastes pretty good. If it wasn’t for vegans, I wouldn’t have any dairy-free alternatives to dairy products. I will FIGHT anyone who tries to take away my dairy alternative.
@@KanishQQuotes oh god no. Vegan cheese instead that bad after it’s been heated. But when it’s raw it’s kinda gross Although maybe it tastes better after it’s cooked because it’s on something. And not all vegan cheeses are good, even if the same brand makes them. I hate the cheddar because it tastes fake to me and the mozzarella tastes like real cheese. But to my mom the vegan cheddar tastes good / okay while the vegan mozzarella tastes fake to her. So how vegan cheese tastes varies from person to person. I wouldn’t say vegan cheese (or other vegan options) are superior to the real thing.
I remember people ranting about Mary Sues, but this the hugest (and most uncomfortable) self insert I’ve ever seen. Dear God, why did you make Onision? Please return him immediately, thank you.
The term Mary Sue has become a bit misused, but I’d argue Greg’s characters are the dictionary definition of Mary Sues. Everyone loves them for no reason, and they are supposedly better than everyone. The only difference is, most Mary Sues are made by 12-13 year olds. This man is 30.
the chadcel... a mytical creature that has the mysoginistic nihilism of an incel, but still a chad, because it doesn't exist, because it is wish fulfillment.
I love how constantly he’s like “UgH. Life is so meaningless and valueless.” Then act like the universe centered around him. Like bro, do you matter or not.
No, you see, none of US matter. Gruggles is a GOD AMONGST US LOWLY PLEBEIANS!! Gruggles wants to be super fucking edgy cool but hes too damn narsistic to pull it off.
I feel like it's a combination of narcissism, psychopathy, and solipsism: "I can see only out my own eyes, experience my own experiences, and therefore everyone else is an NPC in my life and I'm the only one who matters, the only person who has achieved true consciousness and sentience. I'm a god among automatons and I'm the only one who understands anything." And because he doesn't have the capacity to experience empathy, sympathy, or even the moral reasoning to think outside himself, he can't grasp the concept that people have internal emotional and intellectual lives that he can't personally experience. So if you don't think or act exactly like him or the way he wants you to think or behave, you are sub human. Which explains the the manipulative behavior, because he manipulates his "NPCs". It explains why he has the emotional maturity of a 12 y/o, because he can't process empathy or moral reasoning that he didn't come up with. He can't, or refuses to, learn from his betters. He has issues with authority, due to that and his shitty father. Which leads to his hatred of other men, of parents, teachers, the military, and religious figures, all of whom probably tried to correct him over the years.
Rewatching these videos after Onision's autobiography came out is wild. The absolute most ape shit plot points are the ones that are supposedly taken from his own life experiences
What I find hilarious is that Greg keeps making a point that he's an uber intelligent alpha male who is incredibly mature and just enlightened from petty things such as emotions and human needs when he makes it a point multiple times that he cannot control himself unless he either fucks or beats someone up...sooooo literally the most primal most neandarthalish person alive , literally admits to it as well since all these novels are pretty much self projection but yeah so smart, so bigbrain lmao.
"Commit yourself to silence. Statistically you likely have nothing valuable to say anyway" How did a note from his editor make it into the published book?
@@nejdalej As someone who used to do a bit of freelance editing, I did occasionally give up on a manuscript that was particularly bad- the greatest mercy I could give the poor things was to let them die quietly. Alternatively, Greg just couldn't deal with any criticism so it never hot edited.
greg's honestly probably gonna be like "um... i was actually molested by my father... so... essentially you're making fun of my trauma... that's really insensitive..."
Because hes a piece of shit who cant take even a small amount of criticism keep in mind he also went apeshit on a Patreon follower when she dropped 2 dollars..
"and it's not that i failed at representing that in a interesting, well done story with characters that are real people, of course not, it's your fault, it's a story about ME and the protagonist thinks like ME therefore it's good"
Only Greg could write a book, a section be dedicated to the military, and hate the fact that he actually has to do military training, while also using it as a point to show off how alpha he is
"There's a lot to unpack there, but we'll just throw away the entire suitcase" -- And that was the point where my neighbors filed the noise complaint against me 🤣🤣🤣
Onision: *doesn’t read any books yet writes one thinking he knows what a good book is* People who read books: *”This book sucks.”* Onision: *surprised pikachu picture*
i really don't understand greg's romanticization and fetishization of the military in his books or his judgement of people who don't perform well in training or who try to avoid serving considering he's been outspokenly anti-military in the past, citing his experience in the military, where he essentially had a nervous breakdown and begged to be discharged (i can't remember if he was dishonorably discharged or if it was a neutral discharge for medical reasons but it was because of the nervous breakdown)
No one: Actually no one: Greg: iM wEiRd. iM a W E I R D O. i DoNt FiT iN, aNd I dOnT wAnT tO fIt In. HaVe YoU eVeR sEeN mE wItHoUt ThIs StUpId HaT oN? tHaTs W E I R D.
Rosie Low Our Lord and Savior Lesbian Onion Killer Mother of the Long Furby Commander of Tumblr We live for our QUEEN to chop the onion “Yass Gurl chop those onions” (I sound like I’m in a cult omg I’m not I swear)
I once met someone like this. I remember he said, word for word, "I think I have wisdom beyond my years. Wisdom comes from experience. I've experienced more than most adults." He was fifteen. He also believed that a succubus had visited him in a dream and fed on his life force with her magic lady sex power. I still worry about him sometimes.
Even though I knew this before, it catches me off guard every time someone mentions it. It's just so incredibly ridiculous, that it was even a joke on The Office.
What gets me about Gregory Onion is his constant harping on being tall in all three of his books, like he's being so super tall and taller than everyone around him. When in reality he's not really...we've seen it on his court hearing with Reprizon. He's shorter than him. and Reprizon, from what I know is 5'10. So Grug is shorter than this.
I want you to know that the typo of "Grug" you made 2 years ago only makes this post better. Pretty much all of Greg's OCs are the same literal Grug logic too. It's either act like some strong pre-wheat hunter or aggressively out physique everyone to assert dominance and it reads like a MCR obsessed teen just found out about AnPrims.
coming back to these videos after the onion autobiography review and WOW! the protagonists really were just self inserts!! i had to double check i wasn't rewatching the autobiography review because specific story beats were so similar
The whole “teenagers are slaves owned by their parents” sounds like something I wrote when I was 12 cause my parents forced me to go on a school field trip...
I feel like Gruggle sees everyone in the world as some sort of parent (because of his blatantly overwhelming daddy issues) and anyone that disagrees with him in the slightest is then forcing him to go on that field trip. If you think about his actions through this lense, it makes sense.
I know that it's such a small part of the video, but you saying that there is a place for all those weird kids who don't fit in after highschool genuinely made me feel better
Nah, I vibed with that too. She's totally right. I'm in my mid 20s and I just felt like I fit in so much better and had so much more control over my life as soon as I left that place lol.
kristian dimitrov my absolute favorite part of his like ”I'm a feminist, go ladies” bullshit is that in his next book and I think some in this book he does actually think he's being pro-woman. In that, he makes woman delicate untouchable perfect goddesses that he must protect like the white night he is. Like he doesn't get that's just as sexist as the ”ladies exist to be sexy and fuck me” thing he has going on in this book.
I think the best way I heard this book described was "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, but written by a school shooter"
I would describe it more as "Diary of a Wimpy Kid but it was written by a 12 year old edge lord that's failing their English class"
Diary of a wimpy kid: enough is enough
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Stra.... oh wait that's already a title...
I think it could also be described as "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, but written by Elliot Rodgers."
@@joshuarieder2865 Mumkey Jones actually did that one already. It's literally the Elliot manifesto written in that style.
"Greg has never realized the world is bigger than high school." Well he's never tried dating people out of high school.
nahh💀💀
Damn Falcon, I thought cremations were for dead people.
Me, dialing 911:
"What are you doing?"
Me: Calling the police, I just witnessed a murder.
That's a GOOD one.
You didn’t have to kill him 💀
Greg is definetly the kind of person to think that he can turn lesbians straight
He can probably turn gay men straight, that’s pretty close
he turns straight women into lesbians
Of course he can, look at his "BODAAAAAAAYYYY" 🤣🤣🤣 you keep tellin yerself that Greg
Knowing how egotistical Greg is he probably thinks he can
i can
this feels like a self-insert fic for jeff the killer’s lesbophobic twin brother, jake the onion
This is way funnier than it deserves to be.
LMFAOOO
Lmao
Even Jeff the Killer was better written than this!
OH MY GOD😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He's like if an incell managed to touch a boob once and then decided he was the ultimate enlightened chad"
Lost it
I bawled
Basically Onion Man irl
Lesbian Community: How do you view lesbian relationships?
Greg: In HD.
😂😂😂😂
Basically Onion
*I was gonna like this but it's at a perfect 666 in likes*
@@moonhxney5244 Unfortunately 13 other people seemed to not have the same honorable resolve that you did.
@@danielpreciado3112 sadly
Hates everything? Dead mom? Bombing school events? Trenchcoat? That's not Gregory, that's JD from Heathers
Ladies, if your Greg
> hates everything
> had a dead mom
> bombs school events
> wears a trench coat
That ain’t your Greg!! That’s JD
IMPASTA IMPASTA
Exactly
More like a sad knockoff of JD. The real one would kill him.
“Needs” a girl lol
your son is suffering in the back. “mother, I just wanted the three little pigs for my bedtime story. please, end this. I wish not to live any longer after hearing this”
Thursday has seen some shit
I keep expecting him to start slithering away gradually as the video progresses
Onision Logic: Praying to someone is dumb. Preying on someone is dope.
Today on To Catch a Predator “The double standard prayer”
Based
Hey that's a good play on words
This made me smile. Then very sad that someone like him exists.
The fact that this dude made a religion...
"She had the mind of an 11 year old."
I think he found that part most attractive.
Can we get an oof
EEEEKKKK
Hey Harald, how is your invasion going?
nice
v e g a n c h e s s e
Scary how Greg ties these stories to actual events from his life but always makes sure to include a fictional school shooting. As if he feels thats the missing piece of his life.
Not gonna lie “everything sucks except ham sandwiches” is probably the only relatable thing that onions brain has ever produced
As someone who while in the brooding edgy teen phase of his life only cared about his dead mom and ham sandwiches, I feel shame that I have anything in common with that man.
@@thatsanriosoftboy The two things I cane relate about.
I literally can't get over "come to dinner son, its just vegan cheese"
At least it's not lentils now
@@irdiseddere7752 lentils taste good with vegan cheese
“Chubby beta male who believes in god, like a pussy” is my new chosen final form
Frankly, the lentils meme kills me every fucking time holy shit.
This had me crying
“There’s a lot to unpack there, but we’re just going to throw away the entire suitcase” my senior quote
I will now incorporate this into my vocabulary
if I remember, I’ll use this too.
I love your pfp LMAO 💞yoongi💞
we've all gotta remember. THIS MAN IS A FATHER. HE IS THIRTY SIX YEARS OLD. imagine being this pressed about high school in your thirties, good lord
@Not Applicable
Then I'm sorry to bring up Machine Gun Kelly...
@@DemonicRemption ah, yes! moral paragon and role model, mashing gun kelly
i genuinely cannot believe he has children. they gotta be fakes or something
Never mind that, imagine GETTING to high school and having everyone know that your dad is onision
@@nellfromhell7192 oh god
As a CSA survivor, Onision's use of the topic as a cheap tactic to avoid criticism is downright disgusting. Using trauma as an excuse to abuse others is literally a tactic the person who abused me used to use. You have every right to feel angry at the person who took your innocence, but that does not give you the right to victimize others.
I’ve always wondered about why people will use trauma as an excuse to abuse others. Aside from the fact that they want pity.
Like, wouldn’t you rather not continue the cycle of abuse? If you’re so traumatized by something, why would you want to force others to endure that same trauma? It makes no sense to me.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 because some people believe it's the only way to relieve that pain. They internalized it and believed it was normal, so now they just treat others that way and refuse to own up to those actions. That's part of why it's so important to give proper, healthy support to abuse survivors. They'll have a better chance to come to terms with it and learn good habits that were never taught to them by their abusers. It helps stop the cycle.
Thank you.
Two wrongs don't make it right
I've actively watched this process happen. I have a really close friend who got married to someone who uses her own past abuse as a crutch. It was genuinely hard watching her abuse and manipulate him and I hope he's able to get out of it at some point. If there is a God, he knows I tried my best.
I'm so sorry you experienced that; no one should ever have to. Agreed Greg's use of it as an excuse is disgusting.
I’m not even at the end of the video yet, but I had a feeling this was going to be the “twist”. It’s just the right amount of fucked up to make people shocked, while also trying to justify his actions. Truly disgusting.
"so what are you in for?"
"I killed a man, you?"
"I didn't eat my vegan cheese"
*“ I didn’t consume the abomination of a meal that is the insanity of faux vegan meals”*
*backs away*
lol ok Were you possessed by Gregory for a second? Because damn that was a really good impression.
@@eiad1251 lmfao that's a glorious impression of Gregory
“Oh my! God have mercy on us all!”
onion boy only likes girls who don't question anything he says hmmm sounds abusive
Zap and have been through severe trauma. In stones to Abigail he literally has sex with her after reading her letter about all the abuse she’d been through
@@SuperSara924 GET👏THIS👏MAN👏OFF👏TH-cam
teya: "how well do you know greg's bullshit? his favourite thing about her is-"
me: "her sad life and arousing arms?"
teya: "that she has no opinions that could possibly challenge his worldview in any way"
me: oh yeah that too.
tbh i was expecting it to be arousing arms too
I audibly said trauma. I still think that stands but oh well
I thought he meant trauma
I immediately said boobs and depression but that works too ig lmaoo
I was like “Her giant breasts!!”, but was sadly wrong 😔😔
"This bitch is tiring" has become my go-to way of describing bad literature.
Nobody:
Book Greg: IM NOT FAT. YOU MAY THINK I AM BUT I PROMISE IM A SKINNY LEGEND
Boy slim thick. Skinny legend got me quaking
@@bnewtz7492 YES!!!
"Book Greg" NKFJENCNE
That would be parallel universe version of : You think I'm weak 'cause I'm vegaterian? Well HERE IS MY VEGATERIAN BOOODY!!!
i love your profile picture
That opening scene was a religious experience
Perfect, cause then it will make Onision feel more pain. *h e h*
As a vegan, I was absolutely devastated when Greg ate steak, I cry myself to sleep every night because he ate meat
Good
@@tiggyvolts9076sooooo sarcams is lost on ya, isnt it
Joining the Air Force cause your dad tried to feed you vegan cheese is the worst situation anyone has ever been through? I’ll tell that to the guy that cried in boot camp cause that was the first time he ever had a hot meal
I love so much that Onision was THAT guy in high school, and is still somehow THAT guy in his 30s. Fascinating arrested development. He should be studied
THAT guy almost always ends up staying THAT guy.
I know - there was this one guy at my school who, when he was twelve, was exactly like him! The thing is, the guy at my school became a fairly mature, decent person by the time he became an adult - whereas Onision, despite not having been twelve for quite a long time, is still every bit as stupid and immature!
He's like a train wreck that you can't look away from tbh
TQGainz he’s too uncharismatic to be a sociopath
Lucy Towey You are very right. I’m sorry to hear about you going through all this. I hope you’re in a happier environment now, with fewer of THOSE guys in your life and more nice folks and long furbies instead
"Buckle up my homosexuals" I feel so validated
as do i
I’m buckled. I don’t know about you guys.
Why can’t I find this pary
Cameron Trivett it’s near the beginning
Ok
Greg really did unlessh his freaky breedy kink on all of us and tried to pretend it made him an intellectual
"He gets absolutely enraged at a woman hes not attracted to insulting his masculinity"
Basically the entire premise of Onision's videos of him reacting to your reviews of him lmao.
"I wouldn't even date you. I know I said you were an 8.6 before, but now I say zero because you didn't like my books"
😂😂😂
Wait he said that???
@@chillitheconqueror3567 He rated her photo online without knowing who she was, but wants to do a Nice Guy™ style take-back because he doesn't like her and she doesn't like men 😂 She did the Onision forum "rate me" thing in a video a few years back
"my name is gregory darkness demetia raven way"
this is
pure gold
You know that that's from a hilarious Harry Potter fanfiction, yeah? It's either the best satire on the planet or the cringiest fanfic on the planet. InsaneReader did a hysterical video summarizing the whole thing. You should go give it a look on his channel!
Tam it sounded very “Anne of Green Gables” when she said that. I loved it!
G Carter the internet historian also read the whole thing. That version is hilarious
internet historian made a really great 3 part video on this and it was the best thing ive ever binge watched
i knew this would be the first comment right away lol
*"Commit yourself to silence. Statistically you likely have nothing valuable to say anyway."*
Ah, if only that fool would follow his own "advice" to other people
*_-advice-_*
I like how he uses the word "statistically" to give the illusion that he has any idea what he's talking about
He's using words like "facts", "statisticaly" or "logically" all the time while talking about things you can disagree about to make himself invincible. Like saying "If you smoke weed you could go to prison and logically you wouldn't want to date a criminal, so now I get to chaine you to my basement". Yes, because smoking weed is far worse than chaining people to your basement...
@@sallyr8384 I think it funny that he asked for weed brownies but loses when Billy does weed
I followed a similar guideline a year ago or two, for reason unrelated. All my friends are better than me anyways, at one way or another.
I end up ruined my expression ability.
greg’s books are basically “i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in, and i don’t wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that’s weird.
He's a creep he's a weirdo
@@janjanbinks1710 what the hell is he doing here?
How is this written by a 30-something? This is like a teen writing their edgy diary for a therapist they need because they want to make their whole personality Jaoquin Phoenix’s Joker.
“Mom, I met the greatest girl. She has no opinions and her facial proportions are off the HOOOOOOOK!”
mood
Lol I read "Mom, I met the GREASIEST girl" which also seems fitting.
but hid mom is dead
This had me dead!
That's great son
Here have some lentils
Actually deceased at "My name is Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway"
*_“R A P I D L Y C E A S E E X I S T I N G”_*
@@no-man_baugh I can only hope to rapidly cease existing after hearing about Greggy O's more recent "literature"
Enony dark’ness dementia ravenway, god that fanfic is legendary
my immonion
I spat my drink
My theory is that 'Stones to Abigail' and this book take place in the same universe or even in the same school. I have little evidence to support this, but I think it makes these books a bit funnier. There are some loose thread connecting the books though it may be just Onion Man's horrible writing skills
Yeah, I'm pretty sure both of the schools have history teachers named mr Hanson, which is pretty ironic all things considered
Both schools had that school shooting
My theory is that it is the same school in three different simultaneous dimensions and Arthur, James and Daniel are in their respective ways different versions of Onion Greg but yet entirely unrelated individuals who are just living the same life but with a slight aesthetic and contextual difference that ultimately makes their paths divulge.
@@sourwitch2340 They're alternate timelines in the GCU (Greg Cinematic Universe)
If they are in the same school, how weird is it that both James and Arthur have a road trip with their father and stepmother who they hate and then turn on metal music very loudly and they are thrown out of the car and choked by their dad while their stepmom takes their boots off?
how DARE he slander the names of anyone named greg by being named greg
He’s named, like, Daniel or something now
@@blueshell292 which is even more ironic because in Aramaic and Hebrew his name would translate as “God is my Judge”
@@operleutnant7235 Greg has not seen god in many years
Greg be like: "She ruined my dream journal! >:( "
🤣😂
Oh my god i love you
LXXXVIII crying
LXXXVIII WHEEZE
I KNOW EVERYTHING, AND YOU KNOW NOTHING. AT THE END OF THE DAY, BOTH OF YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
Watch he's gonna make a video about how you threatened to murder him with that onion cutting clip
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't give him any ideas.
I mean I will give you a high-five if he makes that video
I genuinely believe there's something legitimately wrong with him.
Courage Karnga I think everyone does
Onion Boy wants so bad to be Light Yagami when in reality he's just walmart brand Light Turner 😔✌️
I just realized, if Greg dies at the end of the book by being stabbed in the head, how did he write the entry about his fight? And if it was his girlfriend that finished the diary, did she write it in first person through the eyes from him? And she knew exactly what he was thinking about at that exact moment?
Ghost Greg
I read the book, and turns out Cory wrote the chapter where Greg dies. And she somehow knew his whole thought process. Cuz as Teya pointed out, that's completely normal
If anyone is still confused about what Toxic Masculinity is:
Greg. It's Greg.
++
Greg is toxic, but there's nothing masculine about him.
@@PhillT1988 I love how you manage to both display toxic masculinity yourself and (rightfully) accuse him of it in less than ten words.
@@PhillT1988 usually toxic masculinity isn't masculine at all
@@Doncornuto I love how you manage to completely miss the joke
"My name is Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!" I CACKLED
don't compare a superior work of fiction to onion
A Gamer For Money I hope this means she’ll join the VA cast for Internet Historian’s next My Immortal video when it happens.
@@doonthefool1607 next? They covered the whole fic. I mean, they did a very very very abridged version for part 3 but they're not making more my immortal videos. Doon really Is confused.
Now I want Internet Historian and Sorrow TV to narrate Gagory's shitty books lmao
James Stark: Ben Edition LET ME DREAM MCDAMMIT
(This was all a joke please don’t steal my Flinstones Vitamins.)
I used to be subscribed to Onision on TH-cam when I was like 12 or 13 and I would religiously watch his videos and think he was *immaculate*
And now, a gay 18 year old, I’m just....
*r e g r e t*
Same, except I was like 16 I think? I've watched his videos for a few years actually😅
Now I'm a 25 year old bi girl and I feel you.
@@Justinya0 so relieved i can say i cant relate, i was like 9 when i heard of him and hated him instantly
It's okay to have shit taste as a kid 😅
I'm so glad I wasn't on the English side of TH-cam
So, I know Greg’s dad (who was a Christian pastor) *was* accused of sexual abuse of children. Many times. (Greg claimed he doesn’t have many memories from before age 11, sooo...)
So I already assumed *that’s* where this was going immediately.
But Greg also said he got into a fight with “a jock” in high school because he was disrupting class (•_•) And He Knocked Part Of Greg’s Tooth Out.
*SO A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF GREG’S 2 BOOKS ARE JUST GREG INSERTING EVENTS FROM HIS LIFE FOR HIS 2 SELF INSERT CHARACTERS* i cannot even rn ugh
It gets worse when you learn that Arthur beats up the jock in school and loses a tooth
Yeah and did you know that the scene where him, his stepmother and father is in the car and his father chokes him because he’s playing music so loud actually happened.
There is a documentary about it. Well not about it more about how he treat his ex-girlfriend and that he is a paedophile rapist, who abused her sexually emotionally physically over many many years and she showed up on his TH-cam channel, and he filmed some of it. (Like there are clips of him verbally abusing her and thrown a thing at her while she’s trying to talk to a camera)
But the documentary is a little weird, because right after she is explaining what she went through. They are immediately trying to humanise him with the dad literally telling how he abused Greg .
another thing like this happened in where he got angry his parents forced him on a trip away from his girlfriend, and another seem like that happens in a different book of his, I don't think he knows how to write about anything else
*"THE ALPHA MALE SHALL SPREAD HIS SEED"*
_Furby stares coldly into the camera_
Jakob Mallory
**Consume**
@@flamingoa2706 ?
@@beepboop83 lmao it's a joke on the channel
@@xxctsxhtlnxx Oh ok, I got confused XD
Rise my beautiful child and soon the rivers will run red with their blood.
No but legit what am i doing here ;-;
“An incel that touched a boob and suddenly thinks that he’s the ultimate enlightened Chad” is the best description of Onion that I’ve ever heard. Bravo! 👏🏻
"My parents wanted me to grow up to be straight, and look how that turned out" is still one of the greatest lines I've ever heard
"Love transcends diets" is really the progressive forward-thinking mindset we need going into the new decade, good job onion man
I saw a quote somewhere that went something like, 'Onision's books are like a pizza cutter, all edge and no point.'
Oh damn... accurate😂
That's just Onion Boy in general.
wasn’t that from the comments of Krimson Rogue, the other book reviewer, the one with a cute cat named ash, and a lot of little footnotes
I'm crying. Oh my gosh, that is so beautiful
Omg that's sooo deep
“an onion has layers like a lesbian... has many jackets”
- 2019
*looks to my closet*
Oh my word, it makes so much sense.
What if you have no jackets at all does that make you straight?
@@newbornpeach0987 according to Onision (if he ever talks about) yes
stop calling me out, i can't stop buying jackets and i also got my other lesbian friends jackets for their birthdays 🙃🙃
@@uglyafrodite you can be the jacket lesbian gang
I swear this feels like reading a serial killer manifesto or a transcript of American psycho
Even Patrick Bateman would read this book and say "What the fuck?"
Greg: a chaotic evil disguised as a chaotic neutral portrayed as a chaotic good pretending to be lawful evil
The world is bigger than high school, just not his dating pool.
Rayce Archer and i- OOP
Oof
SCREAM
That's disturbingly true.
this only becomes more true as time goes on
Onision:
Us:....
Literally not a soul:....
Onision: IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
ouchhh i laughed too hard at this
Onion boy: *I AM AN ALPHA MALE*
Us:.....
Not a single soul:.......
Onision: LOOK AT MY *VEGAN* BODY
Friggin Weeb
Itd be funnier if it went
Onion:
Us:
Onion: IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
WE WUZ AT THE CLUB! STALKING MY OWN SUBS!
Greg saying that he likes her even though she’s not his race implies that her being a different race is a bad thing
Is it an implication or just sort of a statement?
I think the most impressive trait you have is cutting onions without getting red eyed. Wow.
I was like "how are they cutting onions and not crying???"
When you said "My name is Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" I had the largest laugh-fest while simultaneously suffering from war flashbacks.
Edgy edgy edgy
That story was satire, right?
@@whywhy8324 no one knows for sure
Author’s Note: STOP FLAMING PREPZ AND STRANGEAEON FANS!!! Arthur iz nut a self-insert Mary Sue. He’s nut purfect, he’s a nihilist!!!! Fangz to my 10 year-old subscribers 4 the free moneys.
Why vegan cheese is a BLESSING and is DELICIOUS
I’m allergic to a protein in milk so I can’t have normal cheese.
It’s been years since I ate normal cheese, so when you can’t compare the two, the fake stuff it tastes pretty good.
If it wasn’t for vegans, I wouldn’t have any dairy-free alternatives to dairy products.
I will FIGHT anyone who tries to take away my dairy alternative.
So do you like eat a plate full of vegan cheese
@@KanishQQuotes oh god no. Vegan cheese instead that bad after it’s been heated.
But when it’s raw it’s kinda gross
Although maybe it tastes better after it’s cooked because it’s on something.
And not all vegan cheeses are good, even if the same brand makes them. I hate the cheddar because it tastes fake to me and the mozzarella tastes like real cheese.
But to my mom the vegan cheddar tastes good / okay while the vegan mozzarella tastes fake to her.
So how vegan cheese tastes varies from person to person.
I wouldn’t say vegan cheese (or other vegan options) are superior to the real thing.
@@opalishmoth8591 any brand recommendations?
@@opalishmoth8591
I am calling police
I remember people ranting about Mary Sues, but this the hugest (and most uncomfortable) self insert I’ve ever seen. Dear God, why did you make Onision? Please return him immediately, thank you.
God was busy that day, sooo Satan decided to do something but he has absolutely no idea what he did and made Greg...
@@rivahoukes1554 they have since teamed up and are desperately trying to catch him before things get even worse.
@@elenafriese891 I mean, they are trying to catch the unholy abomination know as onion so good luck to them
The term Mary Sue has become a bit misused, but I’d argue Greg’s characters are the dictionary definition of Mary Sues. Everyone loves them for no reason, and they are supposedly better than everyone. The only difference is, most Mary Sues are made by 12-13 year olds. This man is 30.
Nobody:
Onision: I BaSeD tHe PROtagoNIst oN My FreInD WhO DIED
This is so sad alexa make me a ham sandwich
Oliver Hilton fucking HITLER how dare you eat HAM
Stefanie Schweigler
Nobody:
Omission: yoU BaSiCaLLy MaDE FuN oF mY DeAd FrIeND!!!
You know it's based on Greg bc he has no friends
Hey when your a fact machine that's too honest, you don't need friends your the only one good enough for yourself 😁
That feel when you touch a girl's hip and an emo-chadcel rips your eye out.
Big oof moment when he rips the other one out too so you stab him in the back if the head
the chadcel... a mytical creature that has the mysoginistic nihilism of an incel, but still a chad, because it doesn't exist, because it is wish fulfillment.
@@rotciv1486 Mgtow comes the closest to being the fictitious chadcels. Kinda falls flat at the last minute, but it's close enough.
“Greg has never realized that the
world is bigger than high school.”
Correction, Greg has never realized that the world is bigger than *him.*
if Greg ever got in an actual fight i feel like he would get destroyed
Considering him, a literal child can probably beat him down lol
looking really damn attractive while cutting an onion? weird flex but okay
Gurm - Personally, if someone can look this beautiful cutting onions, you’re winning. xD
Legitimately though
OH MY GOD YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT
Weird flex best flex
I was just gonna comment this
I love how constantly he’s like “UgH. Life is so meaningless and valueless.” Then act like the universe centered around him.
Like bro, do you matter or not.
Gotta love that egocentric nihilism
No, you see, none of US matter. Gruggles is a GOD AMONGST US LOWLY PLEBEIANS!! Gruggles wants to be super fucking edgy cool but hes too damn narsistic to pull it off.
I feel like it's a combination of narcissism, psychopathy, and solipsism: "I can see only out my own eyes, experience my own experiences, and therefore everyone else is an NPC in my life and I'm the only one who matters, the only person who has achieved true consciousness and sentience. I'm a god among automatons and I'm the only one who understands anything." And because he doesn't have the capacity to experience empathy, sympathy, or even the moral reasoning to think outside himself, he can't grasp the concept that people have internal emotional and intellectual lives that he can't personally experience. So if you don't think or act exactly like him or the way he wants you to think or behave, you are sub human. Which explains the the manipulative behavior, because he manipulates his "NPCs". It explains why he has the emotional maturity of a 12 y/o, because he can't process empathy or moral reasoning that he didn't come up with. He can't, or refuses to, learn from his betters. He has issues with authority, due to that and his shitty father. Which leads to his hatred of other men, of parents, teachers, the military, and religious figures, all of whom probably tried to correct him over the years.
“Bro, do you matter or not”. ...yes...?
dude he has no life
Rewatching these videos after Onision's autobiography came out is wild. The absolute most ape shit plot points are the ones that are supposedly taken from his own life experiences
What I find hilarious is that Greg keeps making a point that he's an uber intelligent alpha male who is incredibly mature and just enlightened from petty things such as emotions and human needs when he makes it a point multiple times that he cannot control himself unless he either fucks or beats someone up...sooooo literally the most primal most neandarthalish person alive , literally admits to it as well since all these novels are pretty much self projection but yeah so smart, so bigbrain lmao.
Yea his actions, mindset, and personality is very... Animalistic at best.
Even Neanderthals understood altruism tho
His whole book is just in a long post of r/iamverysmart
Lilianna or r/thatreallyhappened
Or R/iamverybadass
That's just his life in general
Y’all forgot r/niceguys
@@Fanimati0n His life can be summed up by different sub-reddits.
"Commit yourself to silence. Statistically you likely have nothing valuable to say anyway"
How did a note from his editor make it into the published book?
Tea ☕️
Perfect comment. Everyone pack up, we’re done here.
Wait he had an editor? :P
@@nejdalej As someone who used to do a bit of freelance editing, I did occasionally give up on a manuscript that was particularly bad- the greatest mercy I could give the poor things was to let them die quietly.
Alternatively, Greg just couldn't deal with any criticism so it never hot edited.
And two adverbs in that sentence. Ew.
This should have been titled, "I'm not like other guys...I'm worse; A wet dream by Onionboy" lmao
I legitimately would hate to be someone's "territory" they use as an excuse to break someone's arm
Therapist: long furby isn’t real. It can’t hurt you
Long furby:
But Thursday Plurboynm Boyporridge wouldn't hurt you. Of course that's before it learns how to break people's arms.
long furby really jus sitting there 👁👄👁
Thursday BoyPorridge: We exist. We won’t hurt you.
Brandeline Meyers I just noticed and I’m so mad I did.
Long Furby will protect you from Onion boy.
greg's honestly probably gonna be like "um... i was actually molested by my father... so... essentially you're making fun of my trauma... that's really insensitive..."
Because hes a piece of shit who cant take even a small amount of criticism keep in mind he also went apeshit on a Patreon follower when she dropped 2 dollars..
eat ass skate fast i hope he makes a response although he did say hes gonna stop putting his "personality" on youtube anymore
@@fantomzhone4365 lmao are you talking about readytoglare? cause that shit was wild 💀💀
"and it's not that i failed at representing that in a interesting, well done story with characters that are real people, of course not, it's your fault, it's a story about ME and the protagonist thinks like ME therefore it's good"
Shit that's a good impression
Only Greg could write a book, a section be dedicated to the military, and hate the fact that he actually has to do military training, while also using it as a point to show off how alpha he is
"There's a lot to unpack there, but we'll just throw away the entire suitcase" -- And that was the point where my neighbors filed the noise complaint against me 🤣🤣🤣
I'm on my knees PRAYING for you to complete this Unholy Trinity
Do you think her sanity can actually withstand the horrible writing abyss that is Reaper's Creek?
Please don’t have her subject herself to the rape scene
Ms. Tinput have you seen krimsion rogues 2 videos, daaaaaaaaaaamn
@@Eagledude131 woah woah woah, slowdown... What!!??
atomicgirl awesomes i said what I said and I wish it wasn’t true as well
Onision: *doesn’t read any books yet writes one thinking he knows what a good book is*
People who read books: *”This book sucks.”*
Onision: *surprised pikachu picture*
instead of surprised pikachu, i think it’d be more of just him screeching and knocking everything off his desk and running at his hAtErS like a raptor
Em Wiebe agreed
Is surprised pikachu dead or not like I feel like it’s dead-
Onision? Did you mean: Onion
He is the most sour of onions
I actually had an ex who broke a mans face in boot camp and was immediately kicked out. I quickly left him afterwards.
He'd've been my ex the moment he left for boot camp lol
i really don't understand greg's romanticization and fetishization of the military in his books or his judgement of people who don't perform well in training or who try to avoid serving considering he's been outspokenly anti-military in the past, citing his experience in the military, where he essentially had a nervous breakdown and begged to be discharged (i can't remember if he was dishonorably discharged or if it was a neutral discharge for medical reasons but it was because of the nervous breakdown)
No one:
Actually no one:
Greg: iM wEiRd. iM a W E I R D O. i DoNt FiT iN, aNd I dOnT wAnT tO fIt In. HaVe YoU eVeR sEeN mE wItHoUt ThIs StUpId HaT oN? tHaTs W E I R D.
what’s that from?
an awful thing called Riverdale
Y'know the very iconic and wholesome Archie comics? They made a gritty, poorly-thought-out-drama-fueled show based on it.
OH GOD NO NOT RIVERDALE HAHHSHADHFAS
@VietnameseGirl98 I thought you said "we live in a society, darling"
In his third book the protagonist’s name ACTIVELY changes to greg every couple pages and it made me want to die
To be fair it's not like nobody knew they're shitty self insert fics.
For real?!
shiiit. I hope she does a video on that one, it sounds like a treat
@@SilentSiri wait whAT???
Chloe Kemp OoooOOOo
"There's a lot to unpack there, but we are just gonna throw away the entire suitcase." I hope I get to use that phrase sometime.
Polyamorous Military Throuple.
That's definitely on my "Sentence that you never thought you would hear" Bingo card.
"My name is Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"
The way that you laughed was so light and precious!
Oh you just love to watch the world burn-
Tara Gillespie and the entirety of “My Immortal” is a national treasure lol
Mcgewgler Tims onisions books are my immortal sequels, we’ve just been to blind to see it
kozumechi but at least My Immortal was at least so bad it was hilarious to read. These books are the literary equivalent of water boarding.
FreedomHero4 yeah these are funny bad but they get to a point where it’s a bit too.......... real lmao
Oh my god it’s the Lesbian Onion Killer, Mother of the Long Furby and Commander of Tumblr
I’m ready for the onion slicing
Rosie Low
Our Lord and Savior
Lesbian Onion Killer
Mother of the Long Furby
Commander of Tumblr
We live for our QUEEN to chop the onion
“Yass Gurl chop those onions”
(I sound like I’m in a cult omg I’m not I swear)
Nerdbox 1037
I’ll join ur cult it sounds p awesome
longer furby
There's a longer furby on Tik Tok.
@@Vexarax first time around? yeah that's her, and she's really entertaining. Hope you enjoy, even if it's for this one video
I once met someone like this. I remember he said, word for word, "I think I have wisdom beyond my years. Wisdom comes from experience. I've experienced more than most adults." He was fifteen. He also believed that a succubus had visited him in a dream and fed on his life force with her magic lady sex power. I still worry about him sometimes.
plot twist: the books don't get progressively worse, you're just slowly descending into madness after you've read stones to abbigale
“My name is Gregory Darkness Dementia Raven Way” ohmygod abbsnfnsnxn
That should be the name of the main character of Greg's next book, provided he writes again!
XXxxAlphaGregofdarknessxxXX
I thought the exact same thing!!
Lmaooo🤣
He sullies the good name of G. Way.
*look, Gerard Way is the only person allowed to be named G. Way for legal reasons*
Okay, you think Arthur is a self-insert, But in his third book, he accidentally calls the main character "Greg" on three separate occasions.
Oh my GOD, seriously? What's the third book?
@@TheJasmine172 it's Reaper's Creek. Some other guy made a pretty good (long) video about it, it's TERRIBLE
Even though I knew this before, it catches me off guard every time someone mentions it. It's just so incredibly ridiculous, that it was even a joke on The Office.
@@fruitygarlic3601 Wait really? What episode lol
Lmao please tell me you're kidding hahah
What gets me about Gregory Onion is his constant harping on being tall in all three of his books, like he's being so super tall and taller than everyone around him. When in reality he's not really...we've seen it on his court hearing with Reprizon. He's shorter than him. and Reprizon, from what I know is 5'10. So Grug is shorter than this.
The idea that I, an average sized ftm trans masc person has the chance of being taller then Greg Onion is so fucking funny to me.
I want you to know that the typo of "Grug" you made 2 years ago only makes this post better. Pretty much all of Greg's OCs are the same literal Grug logic too. It's either act like some strong pre-wheat hunter or aggressively out physique everyone to assert dominance and it reads like a MCR obsessed teen just found out about AnPrims.
As a korean person, I am absolutely distraught that Korea was even mentioned in this book
Also take a shot everytime Greg uses the harassment and abuse of women to create a heroic moment for his character and continue the plot line.
I'd rather not get alcohol poisoning
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd talk to Greg in person
shit I can't afford that much alcohol, or water
Im drunk and not even on half of this video yet ~.~
That will kill some people
Such a big alpha male, he can't even deal with Chris Hansen knocking on his door. lmfao
“He was harassing me :(((((((“ he was peering through the window on the door lmao
*the man breathes, the onion weeps*
I can't imagine being the 911 operator... "Oh, so the man that runs *To Catch A Predator* is at your door?..."
And then when he sued him, he sued the wrong Chris Hansen.
@@avacatherine5646 Icon 😌💅
You know, despite being a 30+ year old man, Greggo has the mind of an edgy teenager that never mentally left High School
Dude needs a therapist
Dude needs more than a therapist.
The therapist is gonna need a therapist
coming back to these videos after the onion autobiography review and WOW! the protagonists really were just self inserts!! i had to double check i wasn't rewatching the autobiography review because specific story beats were so similar
Yeah, Ashley has no opinions but does she have *arousing arms* ?
And a sad life !
@@SirChubbyBunny 😂😂😂😂💀💀
@@MissVintage789 You're laughing because it's true.
SirChubbyBunny if this was the 1800s he would have murdered every woman who rejected him
@@emiliew5553 He'd do that in any time period.
The whole “teenagers are slaves owned by their parents” sounds like something I wrote when I was 12 cause my parents forced me to go on a school field trip...
@Noodle Poodle
That phrase inaccurate... Because there are parents who give their kids total freedom, because they can't be bothered to raise them.
DemonicRemption True, but even normal households go through a rebellious teen phase
@@noodlepoodle3582 you just described onion boy's mental age
I feel like Gruggle sees everyone in the world as some sort of parent (because of his blatantly overwhelming daddy issues) and anyone that disagrees with him in the slightest is then forcing him to go on that field trip. If you think about his actions through this lense, it makes sense.
Bro wtf you mean school field trips were the shit.
The fact that I kinda understood the “my life is meaningless but not my existence” line horrifies me
I know that it's such a small part of the video, but you saying that there is a place for all those weird kids who don't fit in after highschool genuinely made me feel better
Nah, I vibed with that too. She's totally right. I'm in my mid 20s and I just felt like I fit in so much better and had so much more control over my life as soon as I left that place lol.
The way onion writes female characters just speaks such volumes about him. It’s so shockingly sexist.
kerry draco no no don’t you know he is a feminist and all for women’s rights
@@kristiandimitrov7066 lol. please tell me you're being sarcastic
visagepale01 yeah I am it’s just to show his blatant hypocrisy
kristian dimitrov my absolute favorite part of his like ”I'm a feminist, go ladies” bullshit is that in his next book and I think some in this book he does actually think he's being pro-woman. In that, he makes woman delicate untouchable perfect goddesses that he must protect like the white night he is.
Like he doesn't get that's just as sexist as the ”ladies exist to be sexy and fuck me” thing he has going on in this book.
The onion is an epic gamet