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Destiel is a really cool name though!
naming your firstborn child destiel feels like a blood curse from hell
@@localman8914 no, from SUPERhell
@@sarasthoughts I'm laughing so hard rn
That's it, get in the superhell tunnel.
noooooo
“And her boyfriend... _D e s t i e l”_ fucking destroyed me
I had mouthwash in my mouth when she said that and I damn near choked
I'm a diabetic and was trying to give myself insulin when I first heard that - I had to jump back to not hurt myself due to my laughter
I was scrolling down my (SPN) dashboard at that moment and it just hit me hard
i thought she was joking for so long
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that his name was not actually Destiel
Can confirm, as a 19 year old woman named Mary, never been anywhere near a strip club. This book is freaking me out.
Let frog heal you 🐸
@@chapstick7547 Thank you! He's adorable!😊
I'm a 44 year old man named Marijan, and I've also never been to a strip club. Have seen a few strippers on various weddings and other events, though. :)
As a 35 year old man named Priscilla, I've never been anywhere EXCEPT a strip club. Please send help, I stole a phone to post this. I want to see the sky.
25 year old man
The closest I've been to one is walking past the one that was by my campus during undergrad
"She murders her, unconsenually"
Yknow, as one does
Nah, I only consensually murder people
@@pastalover13 thats just assisted suicide
@@AngryKirbyHatesYou now that I think about it, yeah. (It was I joke, sorry if you didn’t get it)
@@pastalover13 no i got it, having come back to see this, my reply was just funnier in my head than in reality
I mean, there was one case of a guy who was consensually murdered by another guy and had his body eaten by him...they met in a cannibal forum on the dark web 😐
That man is spending about $300 on OATMEAL in a month.
I'm living for your thought process right now
He didn't even like the oatmeal too.
Like, surely he could order something else, right? Surely there was something else on the menu that he liked that could've been around the same price or even cheaper?
how fucking rich do you have to be to justify spending 3600 dollars on oatmeal a year.
Doesn't strike me as a good businessman...
@@vikingunicorn 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing was more shocking than finding out this all transpired over the course of 90 PAGES!?!?!?!?
WHAT??? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 200
...you know that bad fanfic thing where the author doesn't know how to add anything additional to the scene except the action?
@@Ari-uv5qj literally that
how the fuck do you fit all that-
...huh?
Dressing up in an expensive suit to eat $10 oatmeal at a diner is a whole 'nother level of red flag. It's, like, a fuchsia flag. A crimson flag. A very on-fire flag.
It's a blood orange flag
Do Not insult my favourite Shades of Red Like that
That is like the whole marching band carrying the red flags.
That flag is actually not red originally it just dyed itself red because of all the blood of the victims drying on it. That's how red it is.
@@ArturGlass.C what colour was it originally then
The heart-shaped sunglasses and lollipop on the cover, and the horror elements (or anything involving Preston) gave a vibe that the book was intentionally referencing Lolita and actually understood that Lolita is not a romance novel.
I dont think recognizing that fact is really sth to congratulate someone over.
@@zawrator4457 I don’t think they were saying to congratulate her or anyone for it lol just pointing that out. It’s honestly surprising knowing Trisha tho
@@guytrashgurtdog tbh if you think that lolita is a romance novel that means you think there is something romantic about a grown man lusting over a child so. This bar is still so low you kind of have to tunnel under it
Fun fact- the whole “unconsciousness” plot point began with Dante Alighieri. In the divine comedy, he’d often come upon things he really didn’t know how to describe, so he’d solve it by hitting the pov character (who was also his Bible fanfic self-insert, natch) over the head with a hammer and moving the plot forward while he wasn’t looking.
No no, the divine comedy was about himself
@@missilanious I mean, everybody knows that he put himself into the story.
@@missilaniousthat’s what they said?
ngl, big fan of the unconsciousness trope when it emphasizes the emotional state the character is in and doesnt make the character 'miss out' on stuff (f.e. dracula, the picture of Dorian gray, etc did it right imo), but as a cut to black scene change plot device its pretty wack.
Bad Book Bingo:
• charecter falls unconscious at a very convenient time
• Dialogue feels inhuman
• everyone fawns over the main charecter for being a dick
• it becomes a different book halfway through
• [free space] it was written by a youtuber
• makes your want to consume copious amounts of alcohol
• the “romantic” scenes make you outwardly laugh
• a token gay character appears at of no where to justify homophobia
• pace changes randomly
• nothing makes sense
• you begin to cry
• the main character is a painful self insert
• it was self published
feel free to add on \/
• main character is female with brown hair and typically attractive features but is super plain, also super clumsy
• two love interests, at least one is incredibly possessive but occasionally the other one is just a genuinely nice dude that never ends up with the protag
• main character is "quirky" and "weird" because they're an introvert and likes reading and old music
and she's super hot and super modest
lmao the one about it becoming a different book halfway through
• main character has at least one monologue of some sort about their moral beliefs on something that’s breaks any pacing and kinda was unnecessary
@@MrTrombonebandgeek yesss thank you all these are so good. eventually im gonna make these into a little graphic for people to use
As a French person, I can confirm Europe is a country. Our language is Socialism and our currency is Ungodly Deviance.
Is France some city?
@@safala neighborhood
Most of my Europian friends are broke so no, your language is not socialism.
@@micahguillemette3344 Chhhht, the American conservative need to maintain the myth so they can justify always opposing any reform toward things that we would consider basic human right here or in any country who can afford it.
Okay no joke there was this kid who legit believed Holland was it's own country IN THE MIDDLE OF FRANCE. "Like Swaziland" (his quote dead serious)
My AP Human Geography teacher never let that go.
The way they say “are you kidnapping me again” like it’s another Tuesday is sending me
But yesterday was Tuesday too
God, kidnapping me? *Again?*
@@thishuman1621 Dammit Steve I had plans today
princess peach vibes HAJIAJI
@@matchamelon330 I JUST GOT THIS OMG
This feels like Fifty Shades had a love child with Jennifer's Body, with the writing quality of My Immortal.
It's Frankenstein's monster in book format!!
don't drag jennifer's body into this how dare you
Jennifer's Body deserves more respect than that, tbh.
Fangs to Raven
@@HangryOnPaws nah the Monster is waaaaay more human than trisha or however sehe ismspelled
Side note: I am a stripper and we have lots of younger people, including groups of cis women, come in because they feel safe at a place where the men won't hit on them because there are strippers. Most of them are also into girls and like the strippers, too.
Are the drinks any good? I think a good idea for a funny local restaurant would be a bar that makes the best cocktails anywhere, but nobody knows because nobody wants to come in, because it's also a strip club.
Honestly, that's pretty smart.
@@charliekahn4205 Don’t worry, I think strip clubs have a target demographic
I’m pan, and when I rarely go, I just love the physical prowess, mastery and empowerment that can be brought from it. Like anything, there is good and bad, sad and happy, but those women work fucking HARD and deserve respect and a safe place to earn that money because they provide it for us too. Very insightful and thoughtful perspective of that demographic. Love it. Also, when it doesn’t bother them, I prefer talking to the employees over a cigarette like a regular person. They just have a dope skill.
I'm a straight cis woman and I love going to strip clubs. I'm not sexually turned on really, but I appreciate the beauty and how they move. We always tip well, have some overpriced drinks and go home.
*grabs your hair and smashes your head into armrest* Wake up bestie!
Hmm.... Casual violence like that? Yeah now we know why she keeps falling unconscious.
Wait, that's not how you greet your friends? *Friend comes in and slams my head* Wait what was I saying?
If my friends don’t smash a bottle over my head in greeting, are we even friends?
If yo friend dont smash a dumbbell on yo head you are basically stranger at this point
@@biggaygaygay4076 are you ok chihiro?
Ah, yes, the signature elements of self-insert fiction:
-Main characters falling asleep/unconscious for plot convenience
-Protagonist being attacked and tormented for no reason
-Every line of dialogue is a one liner
-Characters can just... leave the hospital ?? Or... leave jail ??
-Time moves like a kids cartoon that only has a 10 minute time slot
-No consequences whatsoever
I mean, I've seen people leave the hospital before 🤷
To be fair they discourage it but unless you're in state custody you can definitely leave the hospital
You can just leave the hospital, against medical advice unless you are being held for being a danger to yourself or others.
My 12-year-old self would be wondering how you got the outline of their adventures in odyssey/39 clues crossover fic lmao
Also confirming that you can leave the hospital at any time as long as you sign a paper saying that you understand you are leaving against medical advice 🤷🏻♀️
(As previously stated, unless you’re a threat to yourself or others, but even then they can’t hold you indefinitely)
“Murders the other Mary in a non consensual act involving zip ties and a fork” is what I’d describe as extremely vague overly graphical description.
Ah yes, the cast of _Tease_ : Priscilla, Gwen, Preston and [looks at smudged writing on hand] Destiel
This through me back to old tumblr memes wosisijhdjsoksb
@@karaleigh_eva lol the word "verguba" springs to mind
@@karaleigh_eva That was intentional 😊
And don't forget our lovely cast of infinitely secondary characters: Brad the normie, the other Mary (the bitter one who, incidentally, is bitter because a woman cannot possibly be happy having women who are more attractive around her), the regulars of the club, Kung Pao the super dungeony chow-chow, and the ever-absent and curiously forgiving Priscilla-dad and Priscilla-mom (does Trisha name them somewhere?)
My name is Gwen and I was thrown so off guard
"I have a daughter older than you....... Anyway, wanna get in my car?" BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER!!!!
I read that in jontron voice
im glad lesbians and jontron viewers intersect to form a venn diagram
@Mute He may be racist but that joke isn't. (I do agree with you. Fuck that racist shit)
@@KamuKamuMeow I think what happened was he made the mistake of talking about politics when he didn't know what he was talking about and ended up saying some really dumb shit. but Idk maybe he fucked up again.
@Mute He wasn't trying to be racist I don't think, but it def came off that way. I personally think he's just ignorant as all hell and needs to learn when to shut up about certain topics. That being said, that whole interview he did was grossly manipulative on the interviewer's part and that should be taken into account.
When you started referring to “Diesel” as “Destiel”, I nearly fucking threw up from laughing. It was like my soul was trying to rapidly vacate my body.
Your soul was... say... rapidly ceasing to exist?
Better get that checked out man-souls are useful
LMAOOOOOO MOOOD
Would you say your soul went to Super Hell?
@@kimberly_5682 oh I thought that super mega turbo hell was only for gays… i guess cw was wrong
Hearing all of that insanity and then "it's only ninety pages" made me feel every single negative emotion a human is capable of all in the same instant and I think my brain tried to hit the kill switch.
Fun fact about this book, Sigmund Freud read it in college and it inspired him to research psychology and he's quoted saying that it was the inspiration for his theories
To be honest I totally see that happening
@loudnsounds I mean, it wasn't out of the ordinary for the early field he more or less founded. It wasn't out of the ordinary, period. Not to be a Freud apologist, but coke was everywhere. In Coke, the soda, as well. Let's keep in mind, Freud was contemporary with phrenology, malaria therapy, hydrotherapy, chemically induced seizures, insulin shock therapy, and ideas à la Henry Cotton. It helps contextualize it, so Freud was bad- but many contemporaries were *significantly* worse.
@loudnsounds he was an addict for sure, but it was a readily available substance. kind of like tobacco was for most of the 19th century, with a few tweaks. most pharmacies carried it in powder too- iirc from my history of psychiatry class
can confirm, i’m sigmund freud
@@hamiltonandcats7274 damn bro, big fan. didn't know they got wifi in hell
'"It wouldn't be right for us to continue our sexual relationship unless it's right in the eyes of god in the state of California," he says in a completely serious tone.'
I don't think I could have said that seriously.
I N T H E S T A T E O F C A L I F O R N I A
I wonder how surprised he would be to find out that premarital sex is indeed legal
@@luciacardosoveloso9458 the law is controlled by heathens they will not take me i am child of god hiiiiiisssssssssssss
The only thing that could've made this book a more of an experience if they somehow went to New Jersey for some "everything is legal in New Jersey" bit.
@@luciacardosoveloso9458 my first thought with these state specific mentions were consent laws 😬😬😬
I'm halfway through and I feel like this book is like someone writing Lolita from the perspective of the girl, but if they literally had no idea that Lolita wasn't a romantic book.
Absolutely, even the cover is a reference to Lolita💀
@@malaina9693 there’s a really cool video out there that talks about how the author of Lolita actually didn’t approve of the cover because he feared it would mislead people, which I feel is ironic to say the least
@@justsomerandompersononthei5087can you link the video? It sounds interesting
I misread the title as “Gross Dollar Store Shades” and thought this video would be critiquing her glasses.
honestly that video would probably slap
OH MY GOD, I DID TOO!
that’s why I haven’t watched it for so long (it’s been on my reccomend a couple timessssss 😭) and I felt so dumb when I realized
me too
@@sophiathefurbst STOPPP ME TOO IVE HAD THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR im cackling rn
Same here lol. I was looking at the thumbnail like “yeah I guess the heart sunglasses look cheap but why are they gross?”
"My lady parts perk up"
I'm a gay man and even I know that's not how that works.
I would upvote you but you’re at 69 likes
Please don't make me laugh this hard, I can't XD
also a gay man, also know that’s stupid
And this was written by a WOMAN!
Clits do get a bit bigger when aroused? Same with nips. Idk man.
No wonder the oatmeal costs $10.00 if they're paying her enough to cover college tuition.
How much can an oatmeal possibly cost, Michael? $10?
@@moxielofton7679 I think you may be reading too much into a dumb joke.
@@moxielofton7679 Fair enough, I've been there myself.
"My lady parts perk up." That should've been the last sentence. It surely would've gone down in literary history as a great ending sentence.
R/menwritingwomen
@@noranizaazmi6523the worst part is. trisha's a cis woman. oh no
"she uses the money she stole from diesel to pay her tuition" excuse me? how much did he have in his wallet?
Enough to pay for overpriced oatmeal and a tuition apparently
"I'm literally being gaslit by this book right now."
The phrase "By Trisha Paytas" feels like a Turn Undead spell that only affects sane people
Those 3 words together would also give me 1d10 psychic damage and unwater my crops
gdhsbxvdbjf
It's an expert level illusion spell that causes entities over level 20 to flee.
i love gaymers
@@eryksobiecki9434 Umm... Good for you, I suppose
@@Randerson2409 i was trying to be nice..
Her talking about these bad porn-y books has the same energy as being the only sober one at a party.
The most unrealistic part of this book is that they find two separate houses in California that have basements.
She really could gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss her way out of any situation huh
He could, eh?
Nah, I think she usually malewife, manipulates, and misgenders
It’s her best trait
The three G’s.
I don’t know how she’s doing it anymore. She’s just fucking horrible.
Why do I get the feeling that oatmeal man makes those weird thirsty 'daddy' tiktoks where he slaps around a belt that looks almost as crusty as he does
OMFG AKDLSJALMCLX
Please I saw one of those the other week and I'm traumatized
😳😳😳😳😳☠☠☠✋🏻✋🏻
I know exactly what you’re talking about unfortunately
God I’m glad I’m not on tik tok
I have a classmate named Preston and he is literally the most innocent sheltered person I have ever met in my life. it was VERY weird to read about this perverted creepy controlling person with the same name. i could never imagine the one i know acting like that.
Yeah, Preston doesn’t have the vibes she’s going for at all.
can confirm, every preston i’ve ever met is a sweet person
@@TheWilderCatPreston gives me rich white dude that's not overtly racist but he do be saying some sus things vibes
The fact that the cover mirrors Lolita just raises every single red flag in existence
the fact that the guy was paying over three and a half grand per year to eat oatmeal baffles me
Imagine having that amount of time and money to waste on probably bland ass oatmeal 😂 that alone would creep me out as a waitress
didn't you read the book??? he was paying three and a half grand per year to see trisha 🙄 /lh
@@ayannabranchcomb7535 it would definitely one of those situations where they are a serial killer and after they are caught in hindsight it makes perfect sense 😬
@@f1zz-k1d89 yeah ik but i mean he still spent all that money eating oatmeal lol
Maybe he has digestion issues and oatmeal is the only thing on the menu that he can eat
Honestly "I wonder if I was born crazy or if men made me this way" and her ending up in a mental ward hits kinda hard considering her history. I feel like she WAS trying to deal with shit in a horrible fcked up way 😬
Someone in the comments said so and apparently, she denounced her book and wrote this when she used to be a drug addict
The unconsciousness thing really gets me because the writing club i was in in *middle school* would joke about how the easiest way to write a fight was to have a character bracing for it at the end of one chapter and waking up from it in the next. Like this was a meme to us when we were 12 and all these self published ~novelists~ are still doing this shit in their 30s
I've only been on Tumblr since, like, August of 2020 and have never watched supernatural, but "her boyfriend Destiel" hit me so hard I took every kind of elemental damage
My god, you’re in for a wild ride the first time you encounter the odd-even-discussion
@@blueshell292 No odd numbers have the letter E :)
Omg lesbian trucy??
@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 i... th... three? one?? five???? seven???????? nineE???? ElEvEn??????? thirtEEn?????????????????????
@@BlueMiaou (it's a meme from tumblr but fucked up. The original is "no EVEN numbers 1-10 contain the letter E" and then it's just about 30 people not knowing basic math.
Tumblr jokes!)
Girlgruel and Thursday listening to this:
🤘👁👄👁🤘 👁👄👁
This comment made me realise how uncomfortably elaborate Girlgruel looks next to Thursday.
This comment had me wheezing! Girlgruel has hands!!!!!
@@fruitygarlic3601 No, it's good. Their styles are complementary. Girlgruel is extra and keeps them both active. Thursday is chill and keeps them both grounded.
@@billvolk4236 The proper balance of bestie
i want to like this but its at 666 so heres a like without liking lol
As a law student, the funniest part of this whole thing is the idea that there is any universe in which a public defender could just get a murder charge dropped on a whim lol
Plus Preston was the one who testified to the police that she was with him that night. Conflict of interest??
“Look your honor, my client just didn’t kill that person. He would never do such a thing”
@@zetanone7211 "Your honor, my client is based."
Right? I was losing my mind over that!
Ask Phoenix Wright, he's done it all the time.
The ugly vs hot Mary thing has more potential than any other idea in this book. Hot Mary is Ugly Mary's "Tyler Durden" and HM killing UM is her psychotic break into her own fantasy life. Meanwhile, she's still working at the diner and Preston exists only in her dissociative fantasy.
They say you shouldn't judge a boots by its cover, but when the cover is a reference to Lolita yet still labeled "erotica" that really says it all on how f**ked up the contents must be.
This.......is like if someone fused fifty shades with Killing Stalking and then tried to call it erotica un-ironically
I hate how accurate this is
Why did u do this to us
killing stalking commentary showed up in my recommended because i watched this video actually
I tried reading Killing Stalking to see why it was so popular and had to stop, it was just...no.
@@coffeeaddict9605 Why, if you don't mind me asking?
You know what? Goddamn it. If Trish and Onion and Meyers and James can write books, I’m going to write one. I cannot possibly unleash worse in the world.
Fucking do it
Hell yeah
Yaaaaas
honestly their bad writing gives me confidence in my own stories
@@mothmadi_
Same. And I’m writing an odyssey length fanfiction of Draco becoming a Horcruxes (well, not really, but it’s insane. I’ve plotted for all seven books and it’s currently 30 pages of planning.).
"It wouldn't be right to continue our relationship unless it's right in the eyes of God in the state of California" love the implication that God has different rules for relationships based on where you're located
Diesel and destiel feel like opposite ends of the same spectrum.
ohmygod its true though
supermasculine homoeroticism but it's on a scale from straight to gay
For some reason my mind first went to "oh you're trying her makeup palette' and I was expecting to open the video to you with pink eye. Whilst I'm glad you don't have pink eye, I can't say I'm relieved about what this video is actually about 😂
Omg Tara! Hi! I love your videos. Still waiting to meet your editor cow
Two iconic queens
lmao same
Omg a queen watches a queen 🐮
TRISHA PAYTAS HAS A MAKEUP PALETTE ?
The horror vibe combined with the cover art is actually giving me more dollar store Lolita vibes than 50 shades of gray
Imagining a combination of the two is making me gag
are lolitas supposed to be scary? I thought they were supposed to be more cute/innocent looking
@@Donky_Bonk the book Lolita is about a creepy older man who has 'relations' with a young girl. It's not associated with the Japanese frilly dress Lolita style.
@@jennifermckay5585 ah my mistake, I didn't know there was a book called Lolita, is it any good, or just outright creepy and bad?
@@Donky_Bonk Its fucking disgusting. Its about a man who's testifying to the court that his stepdaughter 'came on to him' to lessen his charges (she was just twelve.) He basically sexually abused her and the whole book is him trying to justify his actions. BTW, the fact that it's in the man's POV is intentional, the author himself condemns the actions of the protagonist.
Hold on - we’re brushing past the: “We can’t continue our sexual relationship unless it’s right in the eyes of god and the state of California.”
Just gonna brush past it? Say it once and just slide on by like it didn’t happen?
My brain hurts more than the onion boy books because those at least have some semblance of sense and continuity.
Minus book 3 💀
Honestly wtf does that even M E A N??! "The state of California" TRISH WHAT???
I don't remember honestly what this is a reference to, but it's definitely from something, only there's a slight difference of phrasing that I can't remember? I think it's something like "in the eyes of God and the state of "? But it's just a jokey way to refer to a marriage being official versus just cohabitating.
I did NOT realize how much was going on in this book until I was 13 minutes in and you said, “well now onto chapter 3.” THAT WHOLE THING SPANNED ACROSS 2 CHAPTERS??
Was anyone else shook when she said that it was only 90 pages? How do you fit all that in I-
"This is at page 86"
My brain, figuring it was like pp.230 ish: 👁️👄👁️
Maybe the pages are big? Or maybe the font is small
Lots of unconsciousness, like tons of it.
Any "romance" novella written in present tense is the Kiss of Death. Go ahead and prove me wrong.
All tell, no show. Like bullet points, I would imagine. I am actively trembling in fear
"Goddamn it Priscilla, that same man comes in here every morning and buys $10 oatmeal which is like $9.50 straight profit for the business, just for an excuse to propose marriage to you, an employee. And YOU have the nerve to flirt with him when you're off-duty? You're fired!"
The head slam and then the "Hey Bestie" is TOO funny to me.
I use that joke all the time.
Unconsciousness used well: ending a chapter on a car crash, fight, end of the night, ect to change the chapter
Unconsciousness used badly: passing out randomly cuz you can't figure out how to carry on the scene properly
Me: Wow. What a narcissistic self insert. Also me: **goes back to painting myself as the virgin mary and my cat as the baby jesus**
Nonononono
Please keep doing that. It's not a narcissistic self-insert. It's *ART*
The funny thing is that Trisha isn’t narcissistic? She’s a human disaster and she’s well aware of that fact
@@alioc3298 I mean she is clinically narcissistic according to two separate personality tests that were analyzed by doctors. Doesn’t make her a bad person, but she is definitely a narcissist.
I NEED TO SEE
A Cat as baby Jesus is a true Master Piece, my god !
no hypothetical stripper name besides 'equality' is acceptable
I put forward Cultural Appropriation.
i also would like to add similarly, equity
@@ash.bunnyy DAMN YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
ayn rand thought right for anthem huh 😩
if i am ever brave enough to be one, equality or don’t touch just look will be my name
Even as someone closer in age to Trisha Paytas than you, I can confirm: Even when I was 19, a 19 year old girl having never been to a strip club was not considered weird.
The most unrealistic part of this story is how someone with a history like Mary could find jobs so easily
'Trisha Paytas has some things to say that could be really interesting and nuanced but uses a really weird vessel for them' pretty much describes her entire career
She honestly seems like a really interesting person lol
i thought they used they/them
@@elliottsmithlover199 They do,this person just wasn't aware of that at the time of this comment.
@@elliottsmithlover199 wait who? trisha?
@@b4rry420 yea
"i like quirky because it reminds me of oatmeal" CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE
Quirky > Quaker > Quaker Oats Oatmeal
Corky
Corker == Corker oats
I don't want to, but only because my mind will melt.
@@aprilgarrity181 oh
The first time I watched this was while I was sitting on the boat parked on my uncle's ranch in the New Mexico desert as the sun went down. Now this video, despite how gross a topic it is, gives me a sense of comfort and nostalgia.
(I couldn't tell you why they have not one, but two boats on their ranch despite living miles away from any body of water)
Thats sounds very New Mexico to me. Ive only lived in actual Mexico but desert boats is a vibe.
As someone who works at a thrift store, please throw this away.
EDIT: ok, that works.
Me, an optimist,: a grandpa who likes to dress up just to go and enjoy his favourite food? That’s kinda wholesome! It’s always important nice to make little things an occasion! Especially when you are not working anymore! Why can’t the book be about him?
Strange aeons: He is her stalker and the book is about him.
Me; oh no
This comment is so cute ckdksmc
I got all warm and fuzzy lmao thx for making my night
His name might as well be Captain Preston Save-a-Ho
Dude this is exactly what I was thinking too lol
I was like ‘is he her stalker?’
I one day wish to be a quirky grandpa dressing up in a suit and bowler derby to go to a restaurant to eat a bowl of oatmeal.
*AND NOTHING MORE*
The fact that Trisha writes women, just like some men write women, may not be a total shocker, but is still.. a little concerning
You'd be surprised. Satan Was A Lesbian was written by a woman, after all. That's why half of r/menwritingwomen is women writing men writing women, and the other half is Cormac McCarthy.
@@IncredibleMD this hit me right in the solar plexus
Internalized misogyny is alive and well
Wow it's almost like its just shit writing and not gendered.
@@IncredibleMD is cormac bad at writing women or something?
The most horrifying part of this book is that it has 18 5-star ratings on Goodreads out of 80 total ratings.
You know, I try not to judge peoples' tastes in entertainment, since it's all subjective and some of the stuff I enjoy is sort of "cringey" to others. But how in the hell do you...unironically?? give this book five stars??
Trisha writes women the same way men do
Her emotions were so strong at reading "from the sweetest guy to the creepiest in a matter of minutes" were so strong she manifested witch powers and caused the book to fall off the shelf.
wow i can't write for shit. I hope y'all can still understand that.
"So tell me about the moment you became a superhero."
"... It's complicated."
(don't worry, it's all fine. Also, unrelated but I love your username)
you say that as if she didn't have them already
"It wants to protect her cause apparently the dogs knows what a gun is " okay that SENT me
Fr that killed me, also she JUST met the dog why is the dog so loyal to her 😭
@@S.M.9 because we don't deserve dogs 🤧
This thing reads less like erotica and more like a Quentin Tarantino movie. It even has the foot stuff.
They let him be her lawyer when he was the boyfriend/partner of the woman who was murdered??? Think that's probably a conflict of interest.......
I- when we needed her most... she came back w dollor store 50 shades of grey
Such an inspiration😌 /j
It's funny, because I thought 50 Shades of Grey _WAS_ dollar store 50 Shades of Grey.... what that makes this abomination, I do not know.
When did we ever need Trisha Paytas
The problem of this comment is... We never even needed her 😅🤣🤣
Who's we?
My college roommate lived with her boyfriend almost the entirety of my freshman year so I had the room to myself. She came back for maybe a week and the only time she spoke to me was to ask if I wanted to buy weed. It was fantastic.
The weed or the lack of roomate?
@@MoondustManwise the lack of roommate! I was too much of a baby to take her up on the offer 🙄
@@madelinebergeron6258 Doesn't matter how ditch the weed was, would have been better than this book
@@MoondustManwise oh, without a doubt
If anyone listens to frenemies, it's terrifying how many of these themes Trish has actually experienced (the majority of their stories can be backed up at this point; they try not to troll so that others take them seriously). They've been working really, really hard in therapy, have a loving (non-abusive) fiancé, and finally have a supportive nontoxic friend group. Things are looking up for them, but ya -- the psych ward, the SA, mental and physical abuse. This book is a total projection of their actual experiences and it makes me so sad.
yeah, her lies
this comment has aged like milk
@@castaway2850how so? I haven't really been following the drama and I'm frankly afraid to check
We definitely have different associations with the name Priscilla... I hear it and think of a stuck-up rich girl every time
Makes me think of overpriced french vanilla gelato, half-melted on a Friday.
I think of a random woman who works at Walmart ✋💀
Makes me think of " Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert."
Makes me think of one of those stuck up bitches with southern accents
Makes me think of my childhood dog. She was a fawn pug. We called her Cilla for short.
Preston: “I need a place with a dungeon?”
Realtor: “Yeah we gotchu”
Well dungeons are great rooms I mostly use them to torture one of the main protagonist to lure out there friends
Looking for: Oubliette
Preston: I'm not sure about this one. The dungeon doesn't feel cozy.
Realtor: It comes with a dog.
Preston: Sold!
Would it make this experience easier if you envisioned Preston as that robot dog from Wallace & Gromit's 'A Close Shave'?
It reminds me of that guy in How I Met Your Mother who wanted for the protagonist to build him a torture chamber: "I want a laundry room of 5x5 meters, ceramic tiles stain-resistant floor to cieling. I'm a man who likes to do his own laundry, and sometimes it's messy. Steel chains hanging from the cieling 3 meters. This is where my bags of laundry will be hung for three days and three nights before I... cleans"
This book has a disturbingly similar energy as “No longer human” but without the premise of the protagonist being intentionally an awful human being. It’s like if 50’s shades, No longer human, and Lolita wrapped into one, and that’s not a good thing…
Jesus ur right-
They need to update the back cover review testimonials with "This book really punches you in the face sometimes." - STRANGE ÆONS
it's like she watched Perfect Blue and decided to make it a "romantic fantasy" instead of a horrific psychological horror
perfect blue but she's a #girlboss
she does have borderline pd so makes sense, also this is by far nowhere near the most traumatizing read to be had in the erotica genre
@@tellurianapostle no one said it was the most traumatizing, but its disturbing and mis-labeled nonetheless, its not a romance its dark erotica full of triggering content
@@tvdefaults4446 Its legitimately not labelled as romance anywhere, its under erotic literature or adult everywhere. Anyone who has stumbled on erotica that wasn't published in the past 4 decades has seen worse triggering content.
@@tellurianapostle I mean thats cool and all but it's not an edgy competition, the back says a story of "lust, love, power, and sex" and doesn't elude to triggering topics like r*pe or violent murders, most if not all dark erotica says what it is, there's no attack against erotica just simply that she didn't prepare her audience, lust power and love aren't the same as sexual assault and stalking just sayin
I like that Aeons says that dark/nasty topics shouldn't be "disallowed" in fiction, but you also shouldn't mislead your audience like this book is doing. Like, if I only looked at the cover and heard about it being erotica, I would think this was about a young woman who likes to tease guys/girls and has fun doing it (which is a super hot premise for an erotic book, erotic doesn't need to be super deep).
This is the same as someone writing a gory violent fic and not putting any tags about it having gore and just describing the story as "action packed" ajkhfajkfhj
this reminds me of reading a fanfic hoping you can laugh at badly written porn and it turns out to scar you for life
Honestly this is one work that if I saw on wattpad I would be upset if it weren't labeled "Dead dove: do not eat"
@@jameswatson6876 what the actual fuck lmfao
@@salem-01 "dead dove: do not eat" is a joke from arrested development. the main character sees a bag on the fridge labeled with that, opens it, and then says "i don't know what i was expecting". It's commonly used as a tag on fanfiction to mean "hey, however bad you're thinking this is, yes it is EXACTLY that bad, don't read if you don't want to see horrible shit"
@@thanechaves4604 ahhh ok, thanks for the info. That’s way funnier in context now
The character losing consciousness in order to move the plot along is a clear homage to Dante Alighieri who utilised the same technique in his masterpiece (but still less culturally pivotal than 'Tease') 'Divine Comedy'
this reminds me of old wattpat times where kidnapping&abuse was heavily sexualized/romanticized, fun!
As an aspiring writer, these kinds of stories give me hope. If someone will buy this shit, obviously I shouldn't worry so much.
I literally just texted something similar to my friends XD I also think that my stories are unpublishable crap and this video gives me hope lmao
@@lauraminet6259 Right? This, the Pterodactyl Boyfriend thing, the Coronavirus Romance novel - if they can put stuff like this out I have nothing to fear
Nothing boosts the ego more then vain youtuber books.
(Barring a few exceptions)
Do a good job. Don't treat "Crap exists" as an excuse to make something barely better than crap.
And yet, I have faith in you. I bet you can write something fabulous! Because you have the taste to at least know good writing from bad. Practice can give you skill, and you already have taste.
Honestly when i Saw this video and Strange Æons’s ‘Onision book reviews’ i Got more faith in my own writing, if the you Can publish s**t like this and have it do Well... i Think i’ll be fine🤣
"fully intending to be flirtatious" this sounds like some fanfic I wrote in the seventh grade 💀
Was it a destiel fanfic
@@frankisnot1148 I don't even think that's a question you need to be asking
It has peak Wattpad energy.
26:05 "I like school" really stuck with me. This guy is trying to portray himself as her savior because he will take away all her obligations and she's trying to tell him no, she does want an education, she does want to maintain some amount of autonomy. And her pleas go unheard, and the book just marches on like nothing of significance was lost.
Like, erotic horror is a thing, but this is just… this isn’t sexy or scary, it’s just horny and includes murder. Also, Mary wanted to expose Priscilla because Priscilla was hotter than her and not, you know, because theft is bad? What?!
Idk why im dying at “Nothing left to do I guess but became a stripper”
Me after 1 (one) minor inconvenience.
me failing online school:
Why am I literally not surprised she wrote a book like that😭
rekiiii
nice pfp bestie
@@cobweb.collector rekis pfp are the best pfp
Ay, Reki
She has written like 8 books...unfortunately
This honestly feels like that era of really badly written romance books that were on Wattpad in like the mid-2010s. Like, our protagonist is always shy and never wears makeup yet is effortlessly beautiful, the guy she falls in love with is always desperate to protect her but borderline emotionally abusive, there’s always some girl whose ‘face is caked in makeup and skirt barely covers her ass’. It’s really giving early writer working through some issues vibes.
"My lady parts perk up" evokes an image of a pet dog jumping up at the window when they see their owner's car pull into the driveway, and I hate that.
Hearing you casually refer to the dude as Destiel sent me through the five stages of grief
Whoever came up with destiel deserves to go to superhell
I felt like my parents were reading my 2014 tumblr posts back to me
@@gamertim4189
Desti-hell*
Weren't there 5? You got the dlc?
@@yowoshikagekira7539 The first thing that came to mind when I wrote that was the extended version of the Kübler-Ross model instead of the original one lmao, I should probably edit it though to avoid any further confusion
Some ideas for shitty book bingo squares:
-unconciousness (as said by teya)
-"quirky" female character, either lead or love interest
-best friend who's a minority (poc, gay, etc.)
-daddy issues
-massive plothole barely explained at the end
-ultra-mysterious character who's edgy and has unspecified trauma
-serious issue mentioned for woke points but never really discussed
-toxic relationship
-a dead animal
- love interest gets into a physical fight with degenerates hitting on or talking about protagonist
- something about boobs. Anything about boobs. As long as it’s kinda weird and about boobs
- murder
-Overly detailed sex scene
@@diablica8134 I think that might be a positive in the right situation '''''' > . >
- MC is seen as ugly because glasses
- shitty comic relief character
- dead/missing biological parent/relatives
- abusive foster parent/family
- protagonist is OP, does good things (like killing villains), and no one notices it (example: protag kills a powerful mafia boss and all of his cronies. the next day: no one talks about it in the news.)
- *everyone* loves/hates the MC
- if *everyone* hates the MC, they'll prove the haters wrong by saving the day, everyone changes their mind and suddenly likes the MC. even the people that have good points against the MC.
- an OP female character with no personality because "girl power"
- the author doesn't do their research on the subject they're writing about, and it shows
The slightest inconvenience
Me"welp time to be a stripper"
As someone deeply interested in psychology and spesifically truama psychology, this is actually genuinely interesting. Now, it's usually not to this extent, but people who were chronically abused or mistreated as kids don't develop healthy relationship skills or healthy understandings of what love, respect, safety ect is supposed to look like. And very, very often victims will get a sort of "stockholm syndrome" like attachment to their abuser.
In fact, human traffickers will spesifically target people who are insecure, lonely, and have difficulty enforcing boundaries or spotting red flags, very often as a result of child abuse or neglect.
The ways that the human brain can be twisted by even seemingly mild neglect, mistreatment, and abuse, especially during childhood, is really amazing and often unexpected. I can totally see Protagonist Mary's actions and thoughts making sense in that framework.
That all said though this book is miles away from being actually good at communicating the reality of sadly far too many people. I think there *could* be potential, but it would require massive rewrites, and ***definitely*** massive changes to the framing. Paytas seriously needs to hire an editor. And see some professionals. I genuinely hope she's doing okay, because wow is that book. A lot.
That $10 oatmeal gives me flashbacks to Lucille Bluth saying, “What could a banana cost? Ten dollars?”
R.I.P. Jessica Walters.
JESSICA WALTERS DIED???!!!
@@NecroMady Yes on 24 March. In her sleep. She was 80 :-(
She-Hulk?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Now I’m sad, on the bright side at least she passed peacefully. RIP queen
@@NecroMady Yep, real sad. Now she's having vodka and a piece of toast in the big model home in the sky.
Every time you say Destiel all the cells in my body start humming in the frequency of "I like your shoelaces" a little louder
thx i stole them from the president
@@hxrleydxrling9662
A little late to that my dude
@@blueshell292 do i care? no.
thanks, I stole them from the president
idk personally i get the “three weed smoking girlfriends” vibe yk
“It really was so nice of Preston to buy us this house in Europe, United States!”
As someone who once tried to write a book, I made my character pass out at the most INCONVENIENT time and it made the book so much better. Idk what I was doing, I was trying to write a horror book but also make the dialogue really funny (neither of those worked, the only scary thing was the cliffhanger lmao)