I Read Satan Was A Lesbian
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I heard somewhere that gays love pins . . . strange-aeons.myshopify.com/
Yes, yes we do
oh my god flashback to middle school when my girlfriend and i had to message on pinterest because her parents hated me
Gays do love a good pin
How is everyone so early!!! WTF
@@ravensunstar5620 I don't know either- I have been blessed with the notification early though
the real satan were the lesbians we dated along the way
oH MY GOD
Thank you. I had no idea how much I needed this comment.
Y E S.
OH MY GOD
This comment
So true!
Tiffany Fire Blade ah. I too am young teen. But I still relate to this comment.
I saw the cover and was sure it wasn’t real...
Wait One Topic you’re here?? And I get to be your third like and first reply?? I feel honored
Hello, this is the one place that you’re safe from the click, we won’t say you’re here
Hello there! funny seeing you here! Take this *virtual hug* (if you so chose) :D
And you were oh so wrong
That’s how it be sometimes
"Charlene had the urge to howl like a coyote , she nearly succumbed to the urge to emit a wolf whistle" Charlene really said AWOOGA to that poor girl damn
@@veronicarubio7283 the nightmare fanfic is writing itself
Can I furry this??
@@adeer87 it already is as furry as it should be
On all levels except physical, she was a wolf xD
THIS BROKE ME IM
I cANT
Cynthia declaring she's in love with Charlene less than a week into knowing her is the most accurate lesbian representation I've ever heard
*MOOD*
The two modes of lesbian
"I've known you for less than a week and I want to marry you and your dog/cat/lizard/frog is now *our* dog/cat/lizard/frog" or "hey I've known you pretty much my entire life, we basically live at each other's houses, shower together, and cuddle every night, I think...that I love you. 👉👈"
it's literally me with my gf, we started dating within a WEEK of knowing eachother and bam, it's been a month
@@ackity Ayy same. I developed a huge crush after talking to her for an hour, and asked her out a week later.
@@bubbleslotp2561 I feel like us (boy) gays are the exact opposite.
Tell us your secrets, lesbians
This book is like a screaming argument between someone trying to write gay erotica and my great grandfather, who is also the publisher and won’t let them leave in any of the fun stuff.
Fuck you mean theres no fun stuff? Theres plenty of fun
Legder
@here we go now p f f t-
I read over this quickly and got REALLY scared that your grandfather had actually written this fucking thing odndijdjd
@@chelsjones SAME.lol
Of course God's most beautiful, perfect creation would be a mean lesbian
this comment is kind of adorable
I read that as "male lesbian" and pictured Satan as a smirking Eddie Izzard and that...oddly...kind of works really well
I just misread "Satan Was a Lesbian" as "We Stan a Lesbian"
How did you even manage to.....?
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 sleep deprivation
We Stan satan in this house
as yall should
@Unicorn Burgers
Ok, that’s going a little too far.
I can't believe Charlene just basically called herself Daddy in a book from the 60's. Wow. Iconic.
It's from the 60's?!
@@gachasins699 Copyright date is 1966, so yep!
That has been a thing...
Yes!! The use of "Daddy" in a sexual connotation has been around since the 1600s! Prostitutes would use it to refer to older customers or pimps. Kinda fascinating, kinda creepy.
@@abbymorrison3097 wow I hate the 1600s
Looking particularly gay today, lesbian mother. Very proud.
X to agree
As one of our dearest Lesbian Mother's Gaylings, I aspire to dress like her one day 🥰
@@deeji6098 0 la. La la
El. L0 me
Modern plumbing is a MUST when it comes to romance.
Im only three minutes in but I agree
@@rayg.7861 i see you have your priorities in place
i mean could you imagine going to hook up at someone's house and you go to clean yourself and there's just a bucket and old towel.
@@roelcortez785 Lol y’all wipe?
In these modern times, one simply must. 🧐
What I'm getting from the beginning is that Charlene is like an atheist who dresses in black and has a tarot deck. Cynthia was raised as a Christian and has hots for edgy people. She sees Charlene and immediately thinks: "she's gonna be my goth gf". And Charlene's like "I guess I'm a goth girlfriend now???"
Also,
Charlene: "call me daddy"
Ooooo modern retelling
Cynthia: Experiencing a full mental breakdown bc she murdered people
Charlene: Can I offer you a tiddie in this trying time?
Honestly that's the best way to console someone.
@@MoonchildDontCry fr fr
Intention of the book: Homophobic. Outcome of the book: Homoerotic.
*You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.*
AHAHAHAHAHHAAA YOU CANT DEFEAT US PUBLISHERS
Nowadays it's heteronormative but in fan culture it's the same thing anyways Pog
i want to like this comment but it’s currently at 666 and i feel like that’s very fitting
Also applies for Dean Winchester
*looks at lesbian couple* so... who’s the delicate wallflower and who’s the literal embodiment of Satan?
the likes are 420 by the time I reply this
The likes have doubled at the time I replied to this
Why is that an accurate representation though
It’s like the sun and moon thing lmaoooooooo
Can I be both? I was trying to go for the embodiment of satan look but I always sound like a 13 year old kid :(
Can we make “the gates of hell are waiting, Cynthia” into the pass phrase that gays use to identify each other?
yes
@@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg agreed with me that means it’s constitutional
I also agree to this
“Is she a...y’know....Cynthia?”
So we’ve gone from friends of dorthy to bouncer at the gates of hell? Sure let’s do it
"turn around, little butch" holy shit this is the best book ever written for this line alone
“Turn around, butch eyes!”
“Every now and then I fall apart!”
When you write a novel with an anti-lesbian message but you end up making all the lesbians atheist and into bdsm
That sounds like most lesbians I know...
It's pretty difficult to be gay AND christian for obvious reasons lol
When the homophobe makes you gay: How the turntables-
Stop asking who's the top and who's the bottom in the relationship. Instead, ask who's Charlene and who's Cyntia.
OH GOD XDD
OMG yea
What if you're a Charlene but your name is Cynthia?
@@unknownarmy8744 find your cynthia who's name is charlene
@@unknownarmy8744 So power bottom?
Get you a partner that shows off their MODERN PLUMBING on the first date.
@Johnny Money oh boy, the word "heating" is pulling some massive work keeping that sentence okay; I skipped that one word and damn near had a heart attack
It was written in the 1960s
Pulp novels are just 1960’s fan fiction
Yes
that’s what I was thinking
Yes.
Absolutely
You're not wrong
Satan was a lesbian? She better be, I want something to look forward to.
We all need that to look forward to if we're going to super hell
@UCEQaEae4MhZJkDhe3QUR0gw don't we all
@@bananasare_revolting super hell 💕
I would let Satan strap me.
@@beepbopboop7727 i never thought i would ever read a sentence like that but i did.
Satan was a lesbian really sounds like a rock album
Sounds like something Grateful Dead would write. And my dad and I would probably listen to it.
sounds like a *Twin Temple* song
and it's a rock album i'd listen to lmao
It does
OH ITS GONNA BE ONE NOW
"Revenge Threesome 2: the Foursome".
As an asexual, this is generally my understanding of how all relationships work.
Ace Gang!
ME
Lol. Same though
as an allo i am still confused as hell
Lol, same
yes, i have come to inquire about some
homosexual activities 👁👄👁
Best pickup line for cruising.
All of my activities are homosexual
@@katerinar833 lol
"Charlene works at a drive-in."
I guess the devil really IS a part-timer.
I love this
hey-ooooooh! I understood that reference ...
human of culture
Pulp novels are just english light novels
Yessss
I don't know why I cackled at "the Gates of Hell are waiting, Cynthia." The writer just writes it undramatically and in a casual tone. Maybe that's why. Lmao.
I could not recreate the Sound that I made when I heard this. Something like a disapointed laugh?
Just read it in a New jersey accent its 100 times better
As a gay named Cynthia, you don't know how I cackled lol
I felt like this needs to be adapted to a film but this time it's either directed by an actual lesbian or a LGBT+ ally. I really love that title.
I would single handedly get that movie into the green with how many times I would watch that film in theaters
Honestly as a genderfluid writer(who at one time seriously identified as a lesbian), I would have an absolute FIELD DAY if I could help write a show or a movie reboot
Just get a couple of Film College students and make a short film out of this.
YES
All the actors have to be drunk when their on camera
Me thinking that’s basically the whole book then suddenly; “chapter two”
Satan: “WELCOME TO ETERNAL DAMNA-“
“do u listen to girl in red? 👉👈😳”
🎶They're so pretty with their button up shirts ooooooooohhhh🎶
No,but I do listen to sweater weather😌
Strawberry Blonde folks where u at
girlinred is lesbophobic :(
@@tabasum4087 pardon?😀
“That man inside... literally Satan” honestly the best line I’ve ever heard
what if he was literally hitler, what if was literally hitler and was trying to kill us?
@@steveboy3712 *Intro plays*
@@steveboy3712 I love your reference
Holy crap.
That's the saddest thing I heard in a month
I grew up with fanfiction. I could read this with a straight face.
Lol yeah
I think we all could.
Fluff, however, is where it gets difficult.
😩Don’t be shy post yourself reading it 😎I’ll cash app you if you do
@@thelightingavenger how much
@@cryptidcomics616 how long is it? And how much effort are you willing to put into it? Do I get silly character voices? A shitty old school voice filter? Because You can name a price and we can get this thing going 😂
*we can make a religion out of this*
Underrated comment
It’s called Satanism, sir/ma’am/neither
@@blueshell292 A better term would be devil worship since Satanism was created by an atheist and they only use Satan as a sort of symbol for their beliefs
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that's LaVeyan Satanism but go off I guess
@@BigGayIncorporated Lays is a chip company not a religion, silly /s
"You can write all the raunchy gay sex as you want, as long as the moral at the end is that it's bad!"
I just........
Publisher: Hey man, I'm on chapter 19, and this book has been nothing but hot gay sex. I can't publish this.
Author: Lmao lemme just write one last chapter where they both spontaneously explode.
Publisher: That works for me!
Me "The perfect ending to every sex book."
Reminds me of the post with the 1400's conversation about all the Catholic Church art like
Priest: "This statue of Lucifer is awfully sexual"
The artist: **sweating** Ah well, that's because lust is a sin Father
Priest: Oh wow, oh that's genius. Can we get you to do the ceilings?"
@@meanyapickles Priest takes the guy to a side room "Can you make me a 12 year old version for my chambers, no questions asked? And if there are questions asked, he's 18."
Artist "Well, um. Haha I'll get back to you on that. Later."
Priest "Later then."
Artist "Right after Hell freezes over."
@@meanyapickles the funny part is, after they decided Jozef Geefs' version was too sexy, they commissioned his brother (Guillaume Geefs) to make a "better" version... and the brother made a statue that was both *more satanic* and *more seductive* safdgndsefhdg
@@Sophia-vk5bq Sincerest apologies, I don't typically compliment people, but I think your hair looks nice
This feels like a revenge fic written by a gay girl who was told she was going to hell one many times and I am here for it.
I can’t unsee it now-
Aka me
Omg yes I love that-
lil nas x, a gay brother: *takes notes*
Problem: it was written by a guy.
"watched a TV show just because we heard there was one gay couple in it"
*darn don't call me out like that,, coughs in she ra and the owl house*
@@belle278 same lol, and I love your username
Has The Owl House followed through on that one relationship yet? You are absolutely correct and the only reason I will watch it is if it’s gay.
@@SpanielTower Amity has a canon crush on Luz (it's not just speculation, they say it in the show and Amity is a professional gay disaster), who is bisexual, and there are other gay couples
to be fair, all of she ra is just super gay
Me with One Day At A Time
If i lived back then and i had to write a bad ending, i would just make it the most ABSURD thing ever. Like "and then they kissed and their kiss was so homosexual that the earth exploded. The end!"
Exactly like they get move to a beautiful cottage by the hills and live with other gays happily ever after... Oops rock fell from the sky and then every gay ded.
When you live in a small town with like one other gay person: "Hello I hear you are Charlene and I have come to inquire about homosexual activity" 7:00
Honestly as token smalltown gay, this... Like that and DL/straight??? people make up most of gay culture in smalltowns
"She had forgotten that there are females of all species, including wolves."
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
As a person who's very into animal biology, this hurt
Well gee, I learned something today
No, wolves are always male and cats are always female. Duh! Only if the cat is a lion, than of course it's male. :P
@@timucinharkonnen2699 that makes so much sense omg 😱
My species is female
I swear, Charlene is like when someone plays a game of Sims as an insane psychopath
full circle
Charlene: “I’m the Joka’, baybeyyy!”
Cynthia: “oh, Charlene, you’re so funny!”
"She forgot that female wolves exist" wow omegaverse queen
LMFAOOO
BYE
i HATE THIS thank you have a wonderful day
This is the only thing that could have made the book worse
You mean *EVERY BL EVER* haha not like I read them or anything haha 😆 😅
Charlene is on her third playthrough of an rpg and is just picking the funniest dialogue options
*Me on my 100th playthrough of Persona 5 Royal*
i think you're on to something.
Charlene has started playing Bitlife
@@tsukurikata774 beep boop
@@cartoondeathnoises8756 Makoto best girl.
So Charlene is literally a "hey, mamas" type of lesbian? Lmao
Heres a fun game: count how many times Teya says "babey". Now add it to your age. That's how many years it will take you to mentally heal from this book.
I am not rewatching this and cursing myself with this book again please no
Um actually his real name is "strange".
I love rewatching but can't count that sht
oh considering how much me and my partner reference this video, i feel like it might take a while longer
OH and they're buying the book for both of us so how much do i multiply that
@@ackity bestie you're gonna still be healing in your next life lol
the devil is a hey mamas lesbian and thats the most terrifying thing ever
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED-
I am losing my MIND how dare you
Are you lost baby girl~
i now cannot unsee it
@@snazzydeadbeat3454 i hate you. i hate you so much. how dare you inflict this on my eyeballs.
Teya not realizing that between her ex-Catholicism and possibly possessed long furby, and Charlene's description down to the exact height, the resemblance is uncanny
When I heard the first bit of the description (face) I immediately thought of her. She's so goddamn beautiful
Looks like this book is portentous.
I fell like that spiked collar she wore one time was pretty on-brand too. And just how gotdam beautiful she is.
Thursday is def possessed
@@Hyacinth77 Thursday is not possessed. Thursday posseses others.
i don’t know why but “turn around little butch” absolutely killed me
that is literally how the lesbians at my school talk to each other skalfjaf
@@mammoneymelon What!?
@@theab3957 the lesbians at your school DON'T talk like this?
@@fantasmaghoulical Well I am homeschooled, so that would be awkward
@@theab3957 oh, that'd be hilarious lmao
This sounds like a playthrough of a dating sim with all the "wrong" options
“I have come to inquire about some homosexual activity” is a dope pickup line
i will be using that in the future i hope
I want it on a tshirt
Satan be like;
"I'm not like most girls."
I'm not like the other girls, I possess all the lesbians
@@brainard8211 I'm not LIKE all the other girls, I AM ALL THE OTHER GIRLS
Uhhh can I ask for the source of your icon
@@tylerwashington5625 Superior Iron Man #4 cover
@@comixproviderftw_02 i love that suit so much, shame we'll never see it in the mcu ):
This whole book makes me uncomfortable because my grandmother’s name is Cynthia and I just picture her the whole time help me
That’s unfortunate
I also have a grandma named Cynthia. I agree it ups the cursed factor by 100
My grandmother's name is Charline, she's satan now I guess :(
I cannot hear Cynthia without hearing the D/P/P character
This one has granny issues
“Charlene, as always, does not care.... THAT EVERYBODY IS UNCOMFORTABLE” can’t express how much that made me laugh
I need a t-shirt that says "I'm part of the lesbian illuminati"
Me too tbh
Il-lesbi-nati
PLEASE
Do a i sense new merch?
merch merch merch merch
Catch me in the bar picking up girls with the line, “Why don’t you come to my place? I have... cutting edge plumbing.”
I'd be propably too caught up in trying to figure out if that's some kind of elaborate innuendo to respond lol
Ngl good water pressure is hard to find.
This cover looks like a poster I’d find at a neighbor’s garage sale.
*I want a poster of this.*
You have some interesting neighbours
I actually made Charlene and Cynthia as Sims, because. Charlene kinda looks like the black-haired woman on the cover, I gave them both (roughly) early-'60s clothes, and yes, Sim-Cynthia does have anime bubs. :P
They live in Strangerville, 'cos moving away to a weird little town in the desert where nobody asks very many questions would a pretty appropriate alternate ending. :)
This is adorable
Whats your galley ID?
The fact you didn't name her Simthia saddens me lol.
10:33 After I get bottom surgery, I'm definitely referring to it as my "modern plumbing"
ahahahahaha
Good!
XD yes
Holy shit lol
you better werk that's amazing
How do we not acknowledge the line “turn around little butch?” Like i literary choked on that line but no one pays attention to it?!
EXACTLY
where???
It’s so incredible, whoever wrote this book was a genius.
23:28
I'm dying now that I've heard that.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE DEAD DOG COLLAR SCENE
That made me sick- buy a new one and use it for your kinky escapades
the... the w h a t
Excuse me
Cause everyone wants to forget that one, apparently :-D
@@baramenhardova3583 Damn right I do
"how many of us have watched a tv show just because there is one gay couple in it" Look i didn't just sit through 226 chapters of adventure time to be called out like this
I'M WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME RIGHT NOW FOR THE SAME REASON
"she would blink often in this relationship" wild. Someday I hope to have my own lesbian relationship in which I blink. Inspiring stuff.
One is dangerous and the other is afraid of everything,,,,,,,isnt this just twilight but gay?
or like... Gentleman Jack?
But this time Kristen Stewart is playing Edward
wdym twilight was gay, unless I was watching it wrong and jacob and edward weren't fighting an entire war over a girl to baird for the fact that they're gay for each other....
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
And with Satan?
Cynthia "no, Daddy"
I agree, Cynthia
“Are they real, Cynthia?”
I *spat* chicken noodle soup across the kitchen table.
Thank you for this gift.
I read this as shat
“satan was a lesbian” i mean at least i’ll have a girlfriend...in hell
hi
@@satan9487 hey
@@satan9487 how is it dealing with [insert famous dead person that I don’t like here]
@@satan9487 Hi
@@C455C0R3 oh we just transfer them to heaven, I'd like to keep hell pure.
"The gates of Hell are open" is she. is she talking about her....
Gee, thanks for that perspective
Oh. Oh god. OH GOD WHY
Oh hell nawwwww
I did not have to hear this ;-;
Gigity
Why did they do the daddy thing but instead of being hot Charlene was just like IVE FALLEN AND I AH CANT GET UP
Probably didn’t realize it was going to be a well-known (or at least not-obscure) kink 40-60 years later. Unless I am drastically uninformed and it was a Known Thing That Happened even back then.
Either that or the author was fine with lesbians but not that particular kink. Which is fair.
The Dean and Cas flashes had me choke on my food and shout "How dare you!" while laughing. I don't even know what emotion that was.
I read that as “made me choke on my foot,” which would be right in line with the “deep throating her foot” line in this review.
Christianity head cannon after finding out Lucifer was a lesbian god kicked him out of heaven out of anger knowing that his love for him could never work
Nothing could have prepared me from the whiplash of reading ‘Christian head cannon’
This is true poetry. Reminds me of something apollo would think of and say
@@guitarfrog3674 i mean it makes sense because the word “canon” actually comes from christianity
Beautiful.
I ' m
Charlene is just nonstop Chad energy, in both positive and negative connotations
Chadlene
@@soon_to_emerge omg
@@soon_to_emerge PFFT-
Chadlene
it’s official, the name Charlene is the girl version of Chad
“Women trapped in men’s bodies” did... they accidentally validate trans men by saying you can be trapped in someone else’s body?
Damn Aeon you really tapped into my 19th century lesbian soul who was forced into an all-female school and blushed at pretty girls pulling up their socks in this video.. also you tapped into why I cling to my gay ships so hard oof
"She was to blink often in her relationship with Charlene"
I, also too, blink lots infront of my partner.
Also this reminds me of twilight - b ella having to learn to blink and breathe while a vampire. 1O/1O
I blink to
@@asunflower7993 woah
Uh, yeah. I sure hope she does.
Major Belinda Blinked vibes from that line
Definitely misread this as "Santa is a Lesbian"
Well... Christmas is not far Away.
I need this to be the next video.
Well, I remember an anime in which Santa was actually some badass biker who had strong butch vibes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MrRuano825 I don't know why this seems so familiar to me...
"tall satan-possessed women unite!" felt this in my 5'10 lesbian soul
Damnit; why did everyone end up tall except me? My cousins are 6' 5" 😖
@@theab3957 atleast you don't worry about hitting your head on a doorframe!
@@irliiMicrophone Yeah, true.
The massage scene was interrupted by an ad of Queen singing the words "I want it all!" and that just seemed very appropriate.
Why are we all in the exact same TH-cam circle of like buzzfeed unsolved and sarah z and philosophy tube why is this lesbian culture
I consider Olly an honorary lesbian. He's related to Anne Fitzroy, a badass sapphic, _and_ he was born on the day the Lesbian Avengers formed!
Because.........
The Ghoul boys
Idk but same and stan Sarah z
Cause olly makes me feel gay in an enby way
@@Speederzzz who's this olly person? They sound like someone I'd admire
Men writing women: Lesbian Edition
Edit; Ayo why'd they unironically have the gays rp being straight-
Didn’t we already see this is one of the Onision book reviews 🤔
I feel like if I ever buy a boat, I would name it quivering nipples as now I have seen that, and burst out laughing. I would find it hilarious to have that painted on a ship, and I could yell "Welcome aboard the quivering nipples!"
I need to buy a boat!
What about a canoe or a kayak?
Let us know when you get that boat!
From the same creators of “Jesus is a Biscuit”
"Let Him sop you up!"
W h a t
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 Uhhh it's a Rupaul's Drag Race season 4 reference. The drag queen called Latrice Royale was regularly taking other queens to church and lifting their spirits at the start of every day with that phrase ("Jesus is a biscuit, let him sop you up!"). Feel free to check it out on YT, I'm pretty sure there's a clip.
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 Just type in "Latrice, can you take us to church?" It's iconic
Others have studied the blade, but have you heard about Charlene, who studied the robe?
I clicked on this and audibly said satan was a WHAT-
Lol what
What's funny is that I remember seeing this cover and thinking it was outdated propaganda. Considering this was written by a dude (or a lady using a male name), it very well could be!
@@QJ89 what
QJ89 it was written by a dude?
@@gowonsorbitch7293 According to one GoodReads review, Fred Haley was a nom de plume (pen name) used to sound more masculine. Guess that's what I get for seeing things at face value!
So, real question: Is it the kind of "they crash the car" where you could hypothetically rip out a few pages and have it have a happy ending?
What car crash? They drove off into the sunset and got married and had 100 cats together.
Cynthia: "I can't speak! I'm too distraught!"
Charlene, grabbing a tiddy: "FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
gay and homophobic at the same time we love that
well yk what they say most homophobes are just in denial ;)
@@loladoee the best way to be homophobic is to support the gays
@@nathan-lf7yc ???
@@loladoee dont ask i dont know what it means anymore
@@nathan-lf7yc alright sorry youre confused my guy
They met yesterday? Now that's an accurate portrayal of a lesbian relationship!
U-Haul will be locked and loaded by day 4.
Yes
I feel attacked 😂
I read this in the kids bob voice
@@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 I love your username-
Not a woman with a firm handshake! That’s the most scariest thing for my delicate, fragile masculinity!
Imagine eating a huge block of cheese while commentating on two girls having Relations in front of you, and that's your final moment on this earth
Honestly sounds fun sign me up
i like how its "satan WAS a lesbian" and not "satan IS a lesbian" implying that satan is in fact a trans-man and not a lesbian but straight
@@brainard8211 am i wrong in thinking that logic? (also, im glad i made a stranger smile from a dumb comment about trans-male satan)
@@amberstarr9267 no you are absolutely right
That is such a cute idea I cant- 🥺
I love this idea so much! Satan says trans rights. Yes.
Come on now, everyone knows Satan isn't straight.
The beginning is just a wattpad lesbian fanfic wrote by a 17 year old boy
Yes. That’s why it sounded familiar.
THIS IS A JOKE
The sad thing is, it was written by a woman under a male pseudonym. This is a woman. This is what she thinks sexy lesbians are like. It's... often bizarre just how different the past was.
@@IncredibleMD it’s kind of like prohibition. When alcohol was banned, then the mobs took over the market for alcohol. I feel like when certain normal human behaviors are banned, they also get corrupted in ways that they wouldn’t have otherwise
@@sophiatroanska1432 Except... it's not like prohibition at all. Butch just used to be a lot more butch, back in the days when butch referred to masculine men, before lesbians took the term to describe masculine women.
@@IncredibleMD I’m not following. What does women being masculine have anything to do with sexual suppression manifesting in non consensual acts?
Me reading a “morning cuddle sene”
Also me: what tf is this, twister?
Exactly XD
That blue undercut is stunning. I'd never thought of such a colouring option before. Always a style inspiration and icon. You are the best.
should have called her lucyifer smh
@@marak4597 *This*
Please please please tell me there's a "I put the Sin in Cynthia" joke somewhere in that book!
I'm fucking crying xD
I mean, if they didn't, then that's just a wasted opportunity.
@@yve6177 ikr
I read it for myself and there is not, unfortunately
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Let's write a remaster
I love that this guy Fred Haley has, according to Google, written 3 books called Satan was a lesbian, Love Letters and TEN PUBLIC SPEAKING TIPS TO INSPIRE AND LEAD like how random is that 😭
The fact that Cynthia describes a fawn response perfectly and the book treats it like it's hot is *terrifying*
charlene is a hey mamas lesbian confirmed
Omg yes.
lucifer is actually a lesbian. she fell in love with lilith and they had a cute lil romance but then god was like "no❤" and kicked lucifer out
I love that little passive aggressive No❤️
Sorry I ruined the 6 9
@Soup Lord wait so if Adam also "bit the apple"
Was SatanxAdam a thing as well?
@Slug Waterson So... A polyamorous relationship? OMG this gets better and better
God said it's a real big no no🎶
So, as much as I'd hate to ruin r/menwritingwomen's day (I wouldn't), this is yet another case of a women writing women. Fred Haley was a pseudonym for a woman named Monica Roberts. I imagine a lot of the "men" writing these books were actually pseudonyms for women, because the only thing more scandalous than lesbian erotica is lesbian erotica written by a woman.
EDIT: Oh god she actually did research into the provenance of the book.