The sad part is shit like this really happens - in all branches. Saw good Marines passed twice while shit bags move up. Demoralizing, it’s all about the points baby until you get to the promotion boards. Then a whole new type of sorcery bullshit takes place.
@@redjack7296 That was (looking back) the second best part of basic; right next to the gas chamber. GAS GAS GAS! I remember it was like a movie. It started to rain right when we went from reception to our actual company so by the time we got there, it was pouring. Seeing everyone running in front of me getting picked off by random drill sergeants, then seeing one of them get in my way so that he would have to shoulder check me. Everything about it was so intense and really set the mood for the first week or two. Man those were good times.
“He he he he dropped his gun, it hit the bump stock on the ground, some how fired the weapon, the bullet ricocheted hitting a wall, bounced off a car, hit a beam, bounced all over the world, hit the sun’s core, landed in heaven, hit Gods chest bounced off, went down to Georgia and met the devil, and some how hit the enemy in the face, which killed a suicide bomber, which saved an entire company, it was all luck, it was all luck!” “Seems realistic” “And that’s why we’re putting him in for the “Medal of Honor”
Explain my E-8 packet being dropped by the board because my unit reported that I was in excess weight which was not correct…..They ended up having to type a memo signed by the brigade commander which I sent to the board….A STAB board was convened, and I was promoted to E-8. Worst experience ever.
Explain to me while I was ets getting out and you still wanted me to do pt and work while I had both my capstones finished cif done and was done with medical I almost put hands on my 1st SGT for being an idiot
Dude this is holy fck accurate. A guy who went to the board with me, failed 4 times straight. I got first time go, BLC complete before the fkhead Even got P status, then 5 months later he gets it because of a special "covid" board, which meant. Boom promotable. Then his points dropped to 150 next month and he promoted... The guy still doesn't fucking shower or even cut his fingernails. Classic Army "it is what it is" bullsh.
"It makes me look like a Ranger". That caused a smile and a slight grimace simultaneously to this old Ranger's heart. You guys are great. BTW, still waiting on a reply to an email I sent a couple of years ago to A Combat Veteran about purchasing a DILLIGAF t-shirt. Keep you head on a swivel and move out.
"He didn't even have to fire his f****** weapon!!" "That's the point. And that's why he's being put in for the medal of Honor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was worth needing to change shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Can't wait to get into a Ranger regiment, lead those guys into combat.... get real soldiers up under me" i heard that and i laughed so hard coffee came out my nose 🤣
lol, so true. I could tell you stories from Arkansas National Guard from the late 80's and early 90's. Short version is somehow all my records was getting swapped with people with bad scores/records..then deleted..then i would need to retake everything. I was on the shooting team...but somehow my first two times to the line on every qualification was a fail...but my 3rd time was perfect/expert. Just like to point out that several of those people had some really good conections with the governor at the time...who went on to become President Clinton.
I was never in the army but I worked for them for a long time and made a lot of great friends wile there. I remember them telling stories like this all the time. I love the part about how only Sargents can use the printer. Great job guys.
I straight up denied my promotion during my last year... trying to get me to sign up for another 2 years... hell nawh. Honestly, just went to all the schools because I needed the extra money LOL.
The army doesn't make mistakes.... Unless it's my constant pay issues. Owe me 2 years of back pay and still paying me the wrong pay grade with promotion orders in hand. 🤦🏻♂️
I did correspondence courses, won soldier of the month boards, got several commendations and medals, was an ace in my MOS, but wasn't even approached for E5 while my friends moved forward.
I was high speed soldier, went to sfas, air assault, made points, 300 pt score. Never got approach for 5, even with 10x the points required. Good soldiers get out while the shitbags stay in. Hence why a mop head has a stronger mental than most soldiers in.
They really like to throw that corp around at Scouts don't they... Tried with me n I was like fuck off, both you and I know I ain't gonna stay out of trouble long enough.
@@OhNo4Sho Not sure who you are crying for, certainly not me. I wasn't mad at the Army for not getting points, I sure as hell didnt want promoted and I am glad to have gotten out.
This hurt😂 one of the other corpsman I work with who has picked his nose behind his patients back with the gloves he intends to use on them. He hasn’t washed his uniform in the 2 and a half years at the command, and gets counciling chits weekly picked up before anyone else.
Sometimes you have the points but during a training exercise where your company commander wants to be "just one of the guards" during a sally port entry and you as the E-4 being the only one in the unit who has deployed and worked a sally port so you get put in charge. You then as the E-4 have to correct your "guard" because they kept putting their knees on the ground instead of squatting over the detainee, put their knee in the back of the detainee, or tried a chock hold on a detainee that was compliant. After the exercise you are told for the next 30 minutes how you should not correct the commander then for the next 50 mins sit in the smoking pit while every NCO comes over to tell you how good you did and how funny it was that the commander looked like a fuzzy chest knowing nothing. Then weirdly the next month the guy who did not know we were waking up at 0330 for that training gets a 5.
I went on an E-4 board a few months before my regular promotion in the suck. I told my Plt Sgt I would sandbag and not win, and he was pissed. I said you don't gain respect because you know some knowledge or you can run a 300 PFT or you can run a stupid drill card. F no, you gain respect by knowing your job, inside and out. Guys who know they can count on you no matter what. Thats how you earn respect. Guy in my Engr school who later served with me in a line company but in another platoon got a meritorious Cpl promotion like that. I never once put Cpl in front of his name thereafter when I talked to him. Why, no respect. He could PFT his ass off, could drill, and was boys with admin and the NCOs. But could he do his job. Uh, no. And they wonder why the good, solid Marines like me, leave. And I left, blood stripes and all, and never looked back. Semper.
LOL. Unfortunately this is true in most cases. had to rebuild my promotion packet several time on active and reserves. also was passed over several times for recommendation because I was the "new guy" in the unit.
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"The Army doesn't make mistakes" 😂
Bullshit lmao
I almost choked on my sandwich seeing this comment xD
Tell that to Vanessa Guillen
@@thatzebranigga98 ..thats so dark only 11b can lol at that
Army never makes mistakes
“It makes me look like a ranger” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, I love that Loedragg is in full agreement with Heispeeds assessments.
The sad part is shit like this really happens - in all branches. Saw good Marines passed twice while shit bags move up. Demoralizing, it’s all about the points baby until you get to the promotion boards. Then a whole new type of sorcery bullshit takes place.
🤣
Yes! Is unavailable, but happens
This is true
I literally played myself in this sketch.
@@ACombatVeteran is that drew replying?
“You’re not authorized to use the printer” 🤣😂🤣
It wouldn't work anyway lol
Lmfaooo as a member of the 92Y club, that line had me crying
The hardest thing to believe is that she just said the Army doesn't make mistakes with a straight face.
Yeah they can't say that now especially after removing the shark attack
@@redjack7296 and removed the acft
The Army doesn’t make mistakes!
@@The812Crew I forgot about that, so stupid.
@@redjack7296 That was (looking back) the second best part of basic; right next to the gas chamber. GAS GAS GAS! I remember it was like a movie. It started to rain right when we went from reception to our actual company so by the time we got there, it was pouring. Seeing everyone running in front of me getting picked off by random drill sergeants, then seeing one of them get in my way so that he would have to shoulder check me. Everything about it was so intense and really set the mood for the first week or two. Man those were good times.
The dude said "Dominion Points. I've heard of those." Had me dying!
Please.... stop.... this hits too close to home.... what in the actual..... 798 points. Lol totally my MOS!
Bet you don’t have a CIB. Also. Enjoy being a POG. 😘
Thats a lot of peoples mos 🤣🤣
@@OhNo4Sho oh I love it, so much time to knock out college.
@@kayclark5475 91 series huh ? Lol
@@cameronprice931 68E
Her collar is killing me. SOMEONE FIX IT
Touch her and get sharp buddy.
Shes unset as it gets time to recycle her back to day 1
Unprofessional but she is kinda hot
Police up your battle buddy then
Perfect for a SSG
“He he he he dropped his gun, it hit the bump stock on the ground, some how fired the weapon, the bullet ricocheted hitting a wall, bounced off a car, hit a beam, bounced all over the world, hit the sun’s core, landed in heaven, hit Gods chest bounced off, went down to Georgia and met the devil, and some how hit the enemy in the face, which killed a suicide bomber, which saved an entire company, it was all luck, it was all luck!”
“Seems realistic”
“And that’s why we’re putting him in for the “Medal of Honor”
Above & beyond...all that goodness...
m4's do not fire from a butt stock strike
@@marlboroman71818 it's a meme
@@jordanmendoza812 I'm aware
@@marlboroman71818 you clearly didnt
PSG: "... However, he did score 300 on his APFT"
1SG: "He scored 300 on the APFT?!"
PSG: "Correct, Top"
1SG: "Promote ahead of peers!"
Fax
That sounds about right. lol
“The Army doesn’t make mistakes” THEN EXPLAIN MY LES🤣🤣
Explain I had to fight as reservist, to get my years straighten out.. Went through hell! Thank God a COL had my back@! And really helped me...
Explain my E-8 packet being dropped by the board because my unit reported that I was in excess weight which was not correct…..They ended up having to type a memo signed by the brigade commander which I sent to the board….A STAB board was convened, and I was promoted to E-8. Worst experience ever.
Explain to me while I was ets getting out and you still wanted me to do pt and work while I had both my capstones finished cif done and was done with medical
I almost put hands on my 1st SGT for being an idiot
Easy, the Army doesn't make mistakes, reality does. 😁
Drew is so good at playing the dumb guy lmao, i love it.
Dude this is holy fck accurate. A guy who went to the board with me, failed 4 times straight. I got first time go, BLC complete before the fkhead Even got P status, then 5 months later he gets it because of a special "covid" board, which meant. Boom promotable. Then his points dropped to 150 next month and he promoted... The guy still doesn't fucking shower or even cut his fingernails. Classic Army "it is what it is" bullsh.
The buttstock hitting the ground and the weapon firing on its own killed me! Pure gold!
That is the part that made me laugh so loud my fiancé had to see what was going on.
@@Adventuregirl96 And people actually believe its possible which made me that much happier to see it in the video!
Some lazy E5 in my unit got a Silver star for guarding local nationals in the ICU. True story.
Sounds bout white
That actually sounds like it could easily make a good award description.
@@CM-oy2kd this ain't about race-
Seen all kind of fuckery in country ,field promotions and boards get asked to recite the no creed boom E-6
I love the nod to 11,780 "points"
i see what they did there lmao
Lol right!!!!
😆
The creed of the non commissioned officer
“I am an American Soldier”
Headass boy welcome to the BACKBONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Get some real soldiers up under me." 0_o
How she got her rocker right there.
“Get some real soldiers up and under me”.... she won 2021 with that comment
"Get some real soldiers up under me" -.........damn
Oh so Beautiful.
"It makes me look like a Ranger". That caused a smile and a slight grimace simultaneously to this old Ranger's heart. You guys are great. BTW, still waiting on a reply to an email I sent a couple of years ago to A Combat Veteran about purchasing a DILLIGAF t-shirt. Keep you head on a swivel and move out.
"Get some real soldiers up and under me"....greatest statement of 2021! =D
This channel makes me laugh harder than anything else I watch. NO question. 🤣.
"He didn't even have to fire his f****** weapon!!" "That's the point. And that's why he's being put in for the medal of Honor." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was worth needing to change shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES THE ARMY NEVER MAKE Mistakes,Love You Guys 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
SSG Atenza is my favorite.
"Nice story"
"Can't wait to get into a Ranger regiment, lead those guys into combat.... get real soldiers up under me" i heard that and i laughed so hard coffee came out my nose 🤣
“Dominion Points.” 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO this is probably your best video yet!
“He has really good financial” 😭😭🤣😂
pure genius all the way around
lol, so true. I could tell you stories from Arkansas National Guard from the late 80's and early 90's. Short version is somehow all my records was getting swapped with people with bad scores/records..then deleted..then i would need to retake everything. I was on the shooting team...but somehow my first two times to the line on every qualification was a fail...but my 3rd time was perfect/expert. Just like to point out that several of those people had some really good conections with the governor at the time...who went on to become President Clinton.
That sounds like a movie I wouldn't mind watching 😂
"That's not how it works" LOL
Ok but when has 11B points been anywhere over 40 points?
“What’s going on with your t-shirt”
What’s going on with your collar? 😂
Her collar is about to drive me nuts ! lol!
"The army doesn't make mistakes" Great faith, bad judgement.
Wait, what? What Specialist WANTS to make points? The art is always being just below points so you don't have to give up the sham shield!!
a traitor to the mafia, that's who
She's still breaking less times than the 'Professionals' :D
And I loved the 11,000 pts reference ;)
"is there some dominion points?" lmao
I was never in the army but I worked for them for a long time and made a lot of great friends wile there. I remember them telling stories like this all the time. I love the part about how only Sargents can use the printer. Great job guys.
I straight up denied my promotion during my last year... trying to get me to sign up for another 2 years... hell nawh. Honestly, just went to all the schools because I needed the extra money LOL.
The army doesn't make mistakes....
Unless it's my constant pay issues. Owe me 2 years of back pay and still paying me the wrong pay grade with promotion orders in hand. 🤦🏻♂️
I've noticed promotion in the military is like feeding the seagulls. You might get lucky, but most of the time you get s**t on or attacked.🤣
Once again, excellent skit
"Dominion points" lol
This made me laugh so loud my fiancé came to see what was going on. Had to replay it just so he could laugh too.
Swear this so accurate in any service. so funny...
"this is mine"😂
That’s real feelings right there.
Redhead NCOs 😳😍😍😍. Yum
Blue falcon....High Speed .....if I’m going down I’m taking everyone with me
Correspondence course killed me
I did correspondence courses, won soldier of the month boards, got several commendations and medals, was an ace in my MOS, but wasn't even approached for E5 while my friends moved forward.
#College lol
I was high speed soldier, went to sfas, air assault, made points, 300 pt score. Never got approach for 5, even with 10x the points required. Good soldiers get out while the shitbags stay in. Hence why a mop head has a stronger mental than most soldiers in.
“It makes me feel like a ranger”
Good work. Love this stuff
Loedragg thinks he is in the Navy with the white shirt LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEMORIES
Pssst, Atienza, let's get lunch?
Don't worry I'm handsome.
Never seen someone so ready to be a sergeant.
I saw you calling out the president 😂😂😂.
11,779 more points lol
Lol he was calling out the president elect
@@curtisgriffith2861 you're delusional if you don't think that was a jab at trump
@@JDogth3Wise yea the idiot winning, and the deserving person needing 11,000 more points was definitely a jab at Trump
That little dig at trump was hilarious
you guys kill me hahahaha
LMAO! ...and that is why we are putting him in for the medal of honor
can't wait for the difference between cpl and sp4
Goddamned as I’m watching this y’all about to spoil cobra Kai that I started watching today 🤣
This hits home
I LOVE YOU.YOU ARE AMAZING
This is soooooo true!!!
I love these guys! 🤣🤣 always funny as fuck 💯🤣
Sounds like points for me before I ETS'd in 11 as a scout. They were like you want Corporal, I was like umm, no thanks, im out.
They really like to throw that corp around at Scouts don't they... Tried with me n I was like fuck off, both you and I know I ain't gonna stay out of trouble long enough.
Wah, I ETS’d and now I regret it because I’m nobody. Waaaaaah. Couldn’t promote so I got angry and blamed the Army. Waaaaaaah. 😂😂😂
@@OhNo4Sho Not sure who you are crying for, certainly not me. I wasn't mad at the Army for not getting points, I sure as hell didnt want promoted and I am glad to have gotten out.
"not authorized to use the printer* dead
Wait, I thought heispeed had long hair and loedragg was clean shaven??? I love this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Army don't make mistakes"
*Best joke ever* Another one please...
This is the type of bullshit that happens a lot in the military. So fucking accurate.
The meltdown of a square away soldier when he sees that dirt bag soldier get promoted...🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@6:45... yeah that's a sharp complaint! "Real soldiers up under me"
This would drive even the most sane of soldiers to this exact reaction.
This hurt😂 one of the other corpsman I work with who has picked his nose behind his patients back with the gloves he intends to use on them. He hasn’t washed his uniform in the 2 and a half years at the command, and gets counciling chits weekly picked up before anyone else.
She is so pretty wth
I’m still stuck on her cib 😂😂
Damn... I felt this
6:15 ...s sarge that was assault.. H he just assaulted me ..hes very angry hes..[inaudible]
I think he said " das alotta money"
Sometimes you have the points but during a training exercise where your company commander wants to be "just one of the guards" during a sally port entry and you as the E-4 being the only one in the unit who has deployed and worked a sally port so you get put in charge. You then as the E-4 have to correct your "guard" because they kept putting their knees on the ground instead of squatting over the detainee, put their knee in the back of the detainee, or tried a chock hold on a detainee that was compliant. After the exercise you are told for the next 30 minutes how you should not correct the commander then for the next 50 mins sit in the smoking pit while every NCO comes over to tell you how good you did and how funny it was that the commander looked like a fuzzy chest knowing nothing. Then weirdly the next month the guy who did not know we were waking up at 0330 for that training gets a 5.
I went on an E-4 board a few months before my regular promotion in the suck. I told my Plt Sgt I would sandbag and not win, and he was pissed. I said you don't gain respect because you know some knowledge or you can run a 300 PFT or you can run a stupid drill card.
F no, you gain respect by knowing your job, inside and out. Guys who know they can count on you no matter what. Thats how you earn respect.
Guy in my Engr school who later served with me in a line company but in another platoon got a meritorious Cpl promotion like that. I never once put Cpl in front of his name thereafter when I talked to him. Why, no respect. He could PFT his ass off, could drill, and was boys with admin and the NCOs. But could he do his job. Uh, no.
And they wonder why the good, solid Marines like me, leave.
And I left, blood stripes and all, and never looked back.
Semper.
Cool story bud.
Sounds about right
I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught the t-shirt thing.
LOL somehow I believe that really happens and that's sad
Oh man do I know about this. I have seen guys get promoted and they couldn't lead a thirsty squad to a keg of beer
THAT'S Sergeant Ascali!
it makes me look like a ranger ... as a 11b that got me lmaoo
LOL. Unfortunately this is true in most cases. had to rebuild my promotion packet several time on active and reserves. also was passed over several times for recommendation because I was the "new guy" in the unit.
LMFAO starting off strong get in here high speed and low drag
Been there!!! All those "Ate up like Soup Sandwiches" getting points....Bruh!!! E4 Mafia roll deep!!!
She has a CIB...LMAO
This is so true!!!!!!
So freaking true...
Very accurate, I’ve been promotable for 3 years. Gotta wait for points to drop back down to 65 again like the month before I got my p status lmao
The points don't work that way. Of they need people to promote, then they do and the last person they promote is the cut off score
@@joeybasenberg4665 I know...
65?! I have 497, how do you only have 65?
@@Loneranger-xw8jb I have 300 something but my MOS tends to either be super low or maxed out
I Kept forgetting the GOTDAMN T on the forhead.
Loedrag agreeing that he shouldn't be promoted was the best.