Alternate History, 2000 those guys Bring Rona back, 10 years later, Liberstan becomes a new country in western US. Democratic Republic of New England Recognizes the new Country, Whats Left of the United States plans to invade, Liberstan... in 20 years, World War 3, US invades New England, and Liberstan. China and Russia send a massive occupation army to the United States to save Liberstan and Democratic Republic of New England. I should write a book about this....
If they did stop 2020 from happening, there would be no reason to go back and warn themselves in the first place. They would have never had the chance to recieve the warning, thereby allowing 2020 to happen as it originally would have.
Sorry guys you've created a giant time paradox of cluster fuckery. The "time travelers" wouldn't be on the same time line...Should have told them to invest in Enron.
There’s always that one guy who wants to tell you how it’s not possible instead of seeing the humor that it was simply meant to be. Go ahead and educate everyone on string theory and quantum physics next, I hear that shit gets people laughing their asses off!
I was about to say something about the sleeve roll... need to research a little bit more guys about the "Old Fart's" Army. Who out there remembers the Class B Khakis???
@@spamuraigranatabru1149 Yea, it was called the U.S. Air Force Space Command, and up until the "Space farce", they did a great job. Just because YOU never heard of it, doesn't mean the air force didn't have a dedicated group for space surveillance. Now? Now, there is an entirely new branch of the military that wants to suckle at the teat that is the National Defense Budget. With the size, scope, and all associated maintenance costs that come with the U.S. Military, creating an entirely new branch at this time was retarded.
Yeah only 2 of those skits were characterized. I'm pretty sure the last one was publicly coming out/ what you would see if you walked in their barracks. Hey not judging! Its ok soldiers. Carry on.
Drew, Nukes aren't the only WMDs. As a combat engineer, I was involved in burying chemical weapons that Iraq supposedly didn't have. Not to mention, we know he used chemicals against his own people, and Syria got some of their stockpile from Iraq.
@@oz5854 Iraq had domestic production. And that's not the point, the point is that people criticized the Iraq War by saying no WMDs were found when there were.
I keep the winning lottery numbers for the 1.5 BILLION dollar jackpot on my cell phone just in case I go back in time. They couldn't have mentioned that?
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 amazing...what a joke. No doubt this foolery is a drain on the squad & platoon. But to even be able to make comment on what you have to put up & the leadership will use the UCMJ on you, lunacy!
@@Euan_Miller43 the kurds and his people have nothing to do with us,how many american lives and families did the war ruin over here so therefore it was a big waste of time and money
I'm not in any branch of service and that was pretty damn good,started watching your youttube off and on years ago drew. that was damn good👍 laughed my*** off.thanks for both of y'all service✌✌
@@zachwesthoff692 no, what they're saying is its rolled incorrectly for Army. In the army we would roll sleeves, but the cuff goes over the fold. It's a completely different way of rolling them.
@@DBCooper363 What do you mean ? Now they have the WW II style dress brown uniform... or at least that's the plan. I'm not sure of it's present status. It looks pretty sharp and I liked the pic I saw of it. Plus, the Army has had a variety of uniforms over time. Tradition will go on where it can, but if newer, better things can improve the situation they will be adopted. The greens only go back to after WW II, so they aren't THAT traditional. People apparently liked the brown uniforms much better when asked.
Forgot to move outta Cali because...it burned down here. We all moved to Texas, and they love us there...welcomed us with open arms to cry upon their bosoms.
My Joke's are landing like a G6 on the Hudson ... similar to the Milk Mustache from Victorias Secrets catalog without wing's ... Mute buttons on the cover up bedfellows ...
I wonder if the modern versions have shaving profiles. Also, that one dude is an E3... 19-20 years later and he's only an E-3? He must have charlie foxtrotted big time.
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That was way to much information for a couple of E1s
Should make them put a brain bucket on so they don't make a mess when their minds get blown.
Better to tell the E1s than tell the butterbars .
Victor Waddell. Preaching!!!
Throws off on E1’s, yet can’t determine the correct “too”
They tuned out after “new uniforms”
Plot twist. They brought the Rona to 2000
Alternate History, 2000 those guys Bring Rona back, 10 years later, Liberstan becomes a new country in western US. Democratic Republic of New England Recognizes the new Country, Whats Left of the United States plans to invade, Liberstan... in 20 years, World War 3, US invades New England, and Liberstan. China and Russia send a massive occupation army to the United States to save Liberstan and Democratic Republic of New England.
I should write a book about this....
@@irontusk341 Lol... nice!
Rona: i... am... INEVITABLE...
It evolved and today we know it as they SARS pandemy of '03 :o
@@irontusk341 dam brah
That 2050 shit was scary
Giant asteroid 2020.
Yea about that.
Patrick Branch
That 2050 looked like 2019....
Rick Sanchez C137 - I thought it looked 1987.
Bro remember 2064
So you guys knew what was gonna happen and didn't stop 2020. Damn it.
Damn. Imagine if they did. 2020 would've never happened.
We'd just skip 2019 to 2021
If they did stop 2020 from happening, there would be no reason to go back and warn themselves in the first place. They would have never had the chance to recieve the warning, thereby allowing 2020 to happen as it originally would have.
Sorry guys you've created a giant time paradox of cluster fuckery. The "time travelers" wouldn't be on the same time line...Should have told them to invest in Enron.
Do you pronounce that Gahn-yone ? Like Andre Gagnon the soundtrack composer :)
@@hirumbiffidum9145 I do not, i don't normally pronounce it the French way. I pronounce it Gag non.
Amazon...
Lmfao
There’s always that one guy who wants to tell you how it’s not possible instead of seeing the humor that it was simply meant to be. Go ahead and educate everyone on string theory and quantum physics next, I hear that shit gets people laughing their asses off!
Time travel turned them into Marines. Sleeves rolled up wrong... Grin loved it!
Can u time travel to Fort Hood April 20th to prevent the murder of Vanessa Guillen committed by her fellow soldier that'll be pretty cool
lol,good old Gunny rolls.
ORAAH!
I was about to say something about the sleeve roll... need to research a little bit more guys about the "Old Fart's" Army.
Who out there remembers the Class B Khakis???
@@CoyoteSevenFL or, you need to remember how wrong a Private E-1 is in the Army. These "characters" are clearly dirtsacks. 😉
You need Yusha Thomas for this.
Yessir
But Sarge..
Don't worry pri'ate. I got something that'll take care of that. HALF RIGHT! HUH! 😂😂
Someone bring Petty Officer Dingleberry while you're at it XD
Too easy
"We're going to war with Iraq in 2001. Listen don't go there. BIG waste of time."
The understatement of my lifetime.
Didn’t mention anything about “Space Force”
NGL, they do need a dedicated group that does space reconnaissance.
Its cause no one cares
@@spamuraigranatabru1149 Yea, it was called the U.S. Air Force Space Command, and up until the "Space farce", they did a great job. Just because YOU never heard of it, doesn't mean the air force didn't have a dedicated group for space surveillance. Now? Now, there is an entirely new branch of the military that wants to suckle at the teat that is the National Defense Budget.
With the size, scope, and all associated maintenance costs that come with the U.S. Military, creating an entirely new branch at this time was retarded.
@@hsiehman Okay okay, i won't defend it so you can have the glory.
Also SJWs and the snowflake generation
Imagine their NCOs reaction when they mention covid
How'd you know about project covid!?
scary
..
@Apple Tek Support shut up
@@maxkreuzer he's right, you know.
@@redcell9636 I mean, it was partially funded by America under the Obama Administration if not Bush's.
Thanks Señor Hitler!
I died when he said Barrack Obama is probably from Nigeria 😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure he's from Somalia.
A black hawaiian? Ok.
You should visit Somalia. It’s actually a really cool Country. That’s where I was born.
@@oompalumpus699 He actually from The United States of America...
@Devil Dog 1341 🤣🤣🤣
The guys in 81's... don't let Top see those sleeves.
Yeah, can't believe the non-reg roll on the sleeves!
They rolled them like Marines!
yeah and the fac hair is out of regs
@@sgt.guardsman2221 yeah... except crooked as hell.
"Invest in bitcoin"
Darn. I'd tell myself that too
Along with Netflix, Tesla, and SpaceX.
I'd rath invest in marvel and AMD.
Don’t forget about amazon
Drop $1000 on Bitcoin and wait until 2020 cash out.
@@edgeldine3499 I mean, in 2011, bitcoin was 1 dollar, and now it is 40,000 dollars. Pretty good return isn't it?
XD "don't ask don't tell" great work putting it in the script overall awesome really pulled off playing 2 characters u guys are great
Omg had me dieing laughing
Yeah only 2 of those skits were characterized. I'm pretty sure the last one was publicly coming out/ what you would see if you walked in their barracks. Hey not judging! Its ok soldiers. Carry on.
This would've helped me. I enlisted in 99.
Same...out in 03 Thank God
Mental Mand'alor u didn’t get stop lossed ?
We all got bad knees, take a knee. LMAO
To bad they didn't have the ACFT back then. Wouldn't have trashed knees today.
The first group forgot to tell them to start stocking up on toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and lysol 😏
Don't forget to tell Robin William's everything will be okay, just hang in there. 😭
Wrong wording there
Very poor choice of words
Yall are wrong. Lol
Oof!
Drew, Nukes aren't the only WMDs. As a combat engineer, I was involved in burying chemical weapons that Iraq supposedly didn't have. Not to mention, we know he used chemicals against his own people, and Syria got some of their stockpile from Iraq.
And who sold Iraq chemical weapons? And why are we surprised they have them when we sold it to them? lmao...
@@oz5854 Iraq had domestic production. And that's not the point, the point is that people criticized the Iraq War by saying no WMDs were found when there were.
"Tell Prince to take the stairs" Gold!
i hope whoever was flicking the lights on and off in the back had fun
Lmaooo “NIPR, SIPR, she dosent know the difference”
this man said "I love you 3000" and started squealing lmfao! I was dying of laughter right there
Drew: "Now pay attention, you little $h*ts..."
Me: That's something *I'd* say. 😀
I keep the winning lottery numbers for the 1.5 BILLION dollar jackpot on my cell phone just in case I go back in time. They couldn't have mentioned that?
Random numbers change because of the fuckery
That is some groundhog day shit. Run for president because that's the attitude America needs.
endless war and global pandemic...it sounds like a movie like apocalypse for the guy from 2000s.
"go to Iran and Afghanistan, thats where all the bombs are"
yikes
Heath! Heath Ledger! 🙏
You forgot to mention: Women in the Infantry.
Mention to them how you got article 15 from your chain of command because you dare to criticize women in the infantry.
soldier seriously!?
@@christopherhazell420 Political correctness rules everything and everywhere.
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 amazing...what a joke. No doubt this foolery is a drain on the squad & platoon.
But to even be able to make comment on what you have to put up & the leadership will use the UCMJ on you, lunacy!
YOU FORGOT EPSTEIN AND TRUMP AND AMAZON
The dark timeline in which CHAZ metastasizes.
The last cry after 3000.....
😂☠️
Great shit!!! You guy’s are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs .. “Airborne, All The Way!”.
Damn those mustaches. I thought it was the 80's.
Honestly, I love those M81 BDU. Nice to wear compared to the new one.
It’s funny how they say “Obama was alright” you guys must be trying extra hard to make a joke right there😂
He ain't got no nukes leave that man alone.
Financial Advice? Cubs win the 2016 World Series, bet on that!!
WMDs are more than nukes; like nerve agents, or any poison gas. Also; most of the WMDs where shipped to Syria, in commercial planes.
Ah, that old lie.
lol
Dan Morgan regardless of WMD’s the invasion was justified with how awful Sadam treated the Kurds and his people
That sounds like a remarkably convenient premise for the US to have invaded Syria at the time.
@@Euan_Miller43 the kurds and his people have nothing to do with us,how many american lives and families did the war ruin over here so therefore it was a big waste of time and money
I'm not in any branch of service and that was pretty damn good,started watching your youttube off and on years ago drew. that was damn good👍 laughed my*** off.thanks for both of y'all service✌✌
That "Listen, Shitsticks !" had me cracking the fuck up !!!!
Keep it up, Guys !!!
I think this might be my favorite video of you two. Keep it up brothers!
Why are your sleeves rolled up like Marines, SOLDIER? 🤔
They were allowed to back then
@@zachwesthoff692 no, what they're saying is its rolled incorrectly for Army.
In the army we would roll sleeves, but the cuff goes over the fold.
It's a completely different way of rolling them.
I love these videos. Keep em up. Embrace The Grind. Hooah!
I would’ve told them to let Kobe take no helicopter 😭
It's good to know that you're two guys are out there the saving saving the world don't stand too close to each other don't want no accidents LOL
Are you wearing mascera?.... Maybe it's Mabeline?
4:06 XD my mans pulled out a Q-Tip
🤣
Same one I was shining my boots with. 🤷♂️
The words "I love Ricki Lake" were never uttered the entire time I was in the Marine Corps and her show was done before I joined the Army...
You’re going to piss off a lot of people.
Especially the ones that love pissing off a lot people.
This was hilarious.
These skits are the best thing ever
Love every video you guys do and this was amazing lol
if they had come in UCP they would have been thrown into a madhouse.
It really does blend in with Grandma's couch; can confirm.
ACP
@@Peacemaker-96 bo can confirm, its UCP at least that's what they have on my clothing record
@@redcell9636 Universal Camouflage Pattern
no joke^^ they really meant it.
POGs traveling to the past more like
This is sad terrifying and funny all at once they hit all the buttons.... I approve
You guys nailed it out of the park on this one!
"Maybe its mabaling" I lost it
Maybeline?
@@thill29 maybe 😁
I love how the one thing they were the most pissed about was Colin K kneeling
0:44
“your getting new uniforms”
Me: Remembers the UCP pattern*
At least you don't have to polish your boots anymore.
The ACU isn’t a pattern. You thinking of the UCP?
xvxNinjaWolfxvx Oh damn
@@lukewarmwater6713 lol
When you find out that you brought the “virus” to the past
Yo this is awesome, you guys are appreciated by me for sure.
Glad to see your back man
you guys really really need to take your medication .before I died laughing.
6:34 I lost it. “Heyyyyy”🤣🤣
Pvt. Hodges is my spirit animal, and 50 years in the future he’s still a private.
That was great job Gents. Keep up the good work
This channel is beyond underappreciated
I lost it with "I Love You 3000"
AHHHHNH!!!! this video is GOLDEN... every word XD
NIPR SIPR doesn't know the difference had me dying lol
You forgot KOBE😭
Who? ...lol j/k
No body cares
I'm just happy Bitcoin got a mention😂😂😂
Hilarious I love the content! 😂
Damnit, need a part 2!
I thought they went back in time to correct those soup sandwich sleeves.
I see you guys rolled up your sleeves like we do in the Marines. Cool video.😎
We used to be able to do that
Yeah they rolled them up wrong.
The Critic in the army we did it differently
Army used to do that during BDU days and prior... nevermind, can't expect crayon eaters to do simple Google search.
johnnycatR58
“Crayon eater,” I’m old School.
Glad they took notes
Great Scott!!!!
Out freaking standing guys!!!
This is freakin hilarious!!!
BDUs....I got to wear BDUs back in 2001 during basic....I also spitshined belt buckles and boots.....what a times. ....
Q-tip was for the cracks, seems near soles. Easy spit shine acquired with flame or stove top heat.
Lmfao! Good job guys! Miss the funny shit you do.
The dress greens got phased out in 2010 lol. I liked those more then the current dress blues...
@Blitz 557 The dress greens are classic Army uniforms. The Army doesnt really care about history I guess...
I like the dress blues. Looking forward to pinks and greens though.
@@DBCooper363 What do you mean ? Now they have the WW II style dress brown uniform... or at least that's the plan. I'm not sure of it's present status. It looks pretty sharp and I liked the pic I saw of it. Plus, the Army has had a variety of uniforms over time. Tradition will go on where it can, but if newer, better things can improve the situation they will be adopted. The greens only go back to after WW II, so they aren't THAT traditional. People apparently liked the brown uniforms much better when asked.
Tell Micheal Jackson to change doctors? How about telling him to stay away from them kids.
Yeah, that story was pretty scuffed. Not saying he did or didn't but I'm fairly certain his accusers were not victims at the very least.
2000 would have been too late to tell jim to stop...
He made thriller...
*I love you 3000*
Tears and sobbing 😭
You just created a new timeline by doing this thats funny
Graham and Hodges hair is out of reg for 2000. Even for an E1, those uniforms are soup sandwiches.
It took me till the end of the video to realize that they went back to see their past selves.
Forgot to move outta Cali because...it burned down here.
We all moved to Texas, and they love us there...welcomed us with open arms to cry upon their bosoms.
This is amazing 😂
The pencil stash makes it better.
Why y’all gotta bring me into this? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?
20 years later and he's still a PFC.
I have bad knees already! 🤣
"Don't ask, don't tell"
My Joke's are landing like a G6 on the Hudson ... similar to the Milk Mustache from Victorias Secrets catalog without wing's ...
Mute buttons on the cover up bedfellows ...
That’s awesome !
I wonder if the modern versions have shaving profiles. Also, that one dude is an E3... 19-20 years later and he's only an E-3? He must have charlie foxtrotted big time.
Love the 'modern' salute from the center of the forehead. LMFAO!
Awesome Brothers