When the Army Forgot About the FLU

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  • @donsmith4315
    @donsmith4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

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  • @m1a2abrams50
    @m1a2abrams50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "So we're going back to Afghanistan? Because the connexs are still over there, everything is still over there." XD

  • @mr.z3161
    @mr.z3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It’s a natural selection, let nature take us out 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @lp2586
    @lp2586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love the US ARMY name tape that says, "THE ARMY". That is perfect and accurately spot on. Lol.

    • @nexusdrop7863
      @nexusdrop7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair I think they LEGALLY have to do that. However it just works so well.

  • @wyattlapraim2778
    @wyattlapraim2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is definitely what the Army is doing. Digging up issues that don't exist.

    • @Droopybear
      @Droopybear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree!!!

  • @hansangb
    @hansangb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Four hour rapid test, Waste Fraud and Abuse..."EIB over the CIB" LOLOLOLOL comedy gold!

  • @henryverdugo9889
    @henryverdugo9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HOOAH Sarge 😂😂😂 Blue Falcons lead the way

  • @jazzman.
    @jazzman. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Holy crap, they are wearing blue falcon unit patches.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Falcon brigade is literally the best unit in The Army I don’t know how you don’t know this

    • @stilawesome3586
      @stilawesome3586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I left the military I went to Daytona state college whose mascot "falcons" and school color is blue. My former ncoic found out on Facebook and asked that I mail him a blue falcons sweater.

  • @MikeGulf
    @MikeGulf ปีที่แล้ว

    The First Sergeant is spot on!!!

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The excessive testing in the Army is too real. I have had 27 covid tests since September.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nose nothing but a scab yet?

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RuralTowner My CSM refers to it as weekly nose rape so not too far off.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noneofyourbusiness9489 In the right place then to have Scabies then...

    • @Angie12278
      @Angie12278 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂 sounds about right lol

  • @Jdizzle707
    @Jdizzle707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The 🍌 got me 😂 😂 😂

  • @jessiehorne
    @jessiehorne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Heispeed coughing more than the male side at MEPS 😷

  • @ssgwright7419
    @ssgwright7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blessings From Texas 🤠

  • @christopherthomas6336
    @christopherthomas6336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm with staff sergeant high speed. Let the virus take its course and wipe out the week. And if I may I'd like to share a personal experience with staff sergeant lowdrag social distancing doesn't mean to stop talking to people. America 🇺🇲

    • @nexusdrop7863
      @nexusdrop7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if we deny the 'illegal' treatments for anyone in government. They stop getting those mono-antibodies because the plebs are not allowed either.

    • @homerfry9234
      @homerfry9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "week"? What a turd.

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fuck*** POG, love it.

  • @Droopybear
    @Droopybear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The outtakes are just as funny as the show.

  • @ware8229
    @ware8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah quality content

  • @Sabrina1999B
    @Sabrina1999B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really wonder if my platoon sergeant’s briefings be like this if so this is fucking hilarious 😅😅

    • @StandorFall13
      @StandorFall13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are....

    • @MzQTMcHotness
      @MzQTMcHotness 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, honey-bunny, they are. They really are.

    • @susanoo3695
      @susanoo3695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Princesa Villa if you join the army do you immediately get combat training after basic training?? plus if i wanted to be e4 how long does it take

    • @StandorFall13
      @StandorFall13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susanoo3695 what do you mean by combat training? If your specialty is combat i.e. infantry, forward observer then mildly. You get most of your training at your actual unit. It all depends on your MOS and the path you take. To get to E4....well that just depends on a lot as well. Just dont be a dirtbag. Know your shit, be on time in the right uniform, listen, and be a PT stud...or studette. Be there in no time.

    • @Sabrina1999B
      @Sabrina1999B 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susanoo3695 e4 took me three years. Started out as a fuzzy.
      You go to mepps
      Then ship to basic
      Then ship to AIT.
      Then ship to your duty station :)

  • @distinguishedallureproduct879
    @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo I remember when I went to formation and literally 90% of the unit was down due to covid, like literally 10 people were there...And we had a Battalion Formation, it was so crazy seeing everyone with like 150-400 SMs in other units and our small ass unit looking like something out of Maj Payne 😅🤣

  • @DeliahAyala.2.14.91.
    @DeliahAyala.2.14.91. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This one was fucking gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:50 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh pat down of panic………….. guys this was a good video!! Good job no bullshit!!

  • @3drinksin273
    @3drinksin273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm surprised Heispeed didn't have to go to the hospital for all the bananas he had to choke on before he could get a good take lol.

  • @Colonel_Klink
    @Colonel_Klink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loedragg and Heispeed as names just gets better for these 2 every new video, and watching this while I have Covid, makes this that much funnier!

  • @elishahunt4538
    @elishahunt4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the blue falcon unit patch

  • @stephensmith5115
    @stephensmith5115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The EIB jokes hit the nail on the head lol

  • @nexusdrop7863
    @nexusdrop7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He was trying so hard not to laugh with that banana.

  • @TheCaptainbeefylog
    @TheCaptainbeefylog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I love SSGT Brennan.

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew him in high school.
    we played guitar together a few times. he lived in the poor part of town

  • @killaminjaro2068
    @killaminjaro2068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this shit.

  • @christopherthomas6336
    @christopherthomas6336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Like the blue falcon division patch

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel it...

  • @mainpage725
    @mainpage725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good live on tiktok tonight..
    P.s. NFT those Hanes Drew.

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 “assume that they got it right there doctors.” HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA how does Mal practice sound?

  • @hirumbiffidum9145
    @hirumbiffidum9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been quite a while since a video. G-d's to honest did miss it :)

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      @ACombatVeteran  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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  • @clarkrichards1907
    @clarkrichards1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes all of this is true it hurts. It is funny as all get out that it hurts that way also.

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28 you mean the shortage? I am on the fucking floor!!! That was the best line I’ve heard in a month. HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

  • @NoobNuts_OW
    @NoobNuts_OW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes

    • @NoobNuts_OW
      @NoobNuts_OW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally how it is

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:45 only “THE ARMY” could fuck This up…….😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nathanielrudino2405
    @nathanielrudino2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually happening in my unit rn :'D

  • @CartwheelsInTheMoonlight
    @CartwheelsInTheMoonlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yessah

  • @kulaid0
    @kulaid0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I don't want to smell like CLP" hahaha

    • @chrisshaw6200
      @chrisshaw6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😒You must have been 1 of those "Goodie Tu-Shoose" that NEVER got an Artical 15 & had to do extra duty in the Arms Room huh?!😒 I Bathe in that SHIT!😁🍀 Boston!😂

  • @outboardprsnlstndup
    @outboardprsnlstndup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, the army’s forgotten about alot of important things.

  • @colzaidikari
    @colzaidikari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True story, I work in Commo, We got rechargeable batteries just we won't hand them out because we are the only ones who can charge them. IDK why nobody orders the Chargers and then people think the rechargeable batteries are disposable. Then dip-shits be paying 300$ for the battery they have thrown away and forgot they signed a Hand Receipt.

  • @PugFitNation
    @PugFitNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Virtual reality?! 😆 🤣

  • @moshadriscoll8367
    @moshadriscoll8367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do we know they guessed right this year
    😂🤣😭

  • @theindooroutdoorsman
    @theindooroutdoorsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They usually get the flu shot wrong lol.

  • @joeclaridy
    @joeclaridy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's an interesting unit patch. What unit is that again?

    • @strife913
      @strife913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue Falcon patch 🤣

  • @AnnoyoTribe
    @AnnoyoTribe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all in the droplets

  • @dustinryan9671
    @dustinryan9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I got out of the Army.

  • @JavierHernandez-fq4hu
    @JavierHernandez-fq4hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It wasn't until I read the comments that so many things went over my head. Lmao, I failed the E4 mafia.

    • @homerfry9234
      @homerfry9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You never qualified for the mafia if you dont get it. Proud Mafia member here, thank you.

    • @JavierHernandez-fq4hu
      @JavierHernandez-fq4hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@homerfry9234 I'm a disgrace to the shield. *BRB KMS*

  • @Levman74
    @Levman74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh nooooooo

  • @MMACHMP
    @MMACHMP ปีที่แล้ว

    We all have swamp ass

  • @richardsumrall1603
    @richardsumrall1603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that a Bulbasaur planter in the background?

  • @kiachaotic6554
    @kiachaotic6554 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the connexs still in Iraq is so accurate 😂😂

    • @Angie12278
      @Angie12278 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And ocean!!

  • @xstorm_8_shadowx
    @xstorm_8_shadowx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2020 forget about the flu too….

  • @brandonholloway8594
    @brandonholloway8594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "everyone get your 'BOOSTER SHOT', now everyone take a covid test!" "WHY IS EVERYONE TESTING POSITIVE FOR COVID?!?!" "Everyone get in a tight formation while we figure this out!!" XD

  • @JoeZelensky
    @JoeZelensky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The military and their stupid special batteries.

  • @cram3004
    @cram3004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s almost like the US military has had to deal w/ this before….

  • @kalanihanako6087
    @kalanihanako6087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “No comment”

  • @chrisshaw6200
    @chrisshaw6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🍀😒 Um Boston Here?!😳🍀 Do we Still need to get the Anthrax Shot again?😳 I mean.. I Have already had 7!?😳🍀 Whatever

  • @majorhawker4776
    @majorhawker4776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What Patch is that?

    • @MzQTMcHotness
      @MzQTMcHotness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Falcons! Caw!

    • @majorhawker4776
      @majorhawker4776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MzQTMcHotness I thought it was but was not sure. Thanks.

  • @vibertrandy.william.kasanp1777
    @vibertrandy.william.kasanp1777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😎😂😂OK👍

  • @renerocha7922
    @renerocha7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wasabitek3273
    @wasabitek3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol 😂 second person here!

  • @lordvitae
    @lordvitae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣👍

  • @God7ODTaxationIsTheft
    @God7ODTaxationIsTheft 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I got the flu a clinical research clinic will pay me 1,000.

  • @Jack-Surreal_Panes
    @Jack-Surreal_Panes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Allright! Nobody? FU guys.

  • @StandorFall13
    @StandorFall13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Smelling like CLP all day sucked haha

  • @SuperCulverin
    @SuperCulverin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Traitors.
    You're all going to GTMO.