@@breveth it's good to make it possible for a non-rich guy to work a political office and live an okay life though. nah who am I kidding dude's not getting elected, especially on a national level or just go down the army path further and give them a dorm and a gym card, good enough
Story time.....actually had a guy strike in korea.....inevitably got chaptered for obvious reasons but seeing that dude March back and forth in front of the barracks yelling "hell no we won't work Sgt Blackburn is a jerk" will forever live rent free in my head
yea the VA didn't service connect my TBI or PTSD even though I turned in paperwork showing I was blown up multiple times and went to see the medics after each patrol. Their denial for PTSD was literally "We concede you experienced a stressful event in service or fear of hostile military or terrorist activity. While you submitted positive medical evidence to support your claim, we found other medical evidence more persuasive because it is better supported in its rationale and conclusions. Although you were diagnosed with this condition in-service, and have been treated for this disability at the (insert places) VA Medical Centers, on your most recent VA examination, you were not found to meet the criteria of a diagnoses of post traumatic stress disorder or any other mental condition at this time." That was word for word on my denial letter over 10 years ago.
"Better Pay..E-4 MAFIA"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know a few of them on my assigned unit in the sandbox who dodge deployment for the better part of a decade like Neo from Matrix...their own literal words😂
During Viet Nam,a platoon actually sat down on patrol & refused to follow their LT because he wanted to return to their firebase by the exact same route they'd taken when they left. It took over 30 days of negotiations with other troops providing security to the unit while a Colonel met with them.
That's absolutely an amazing situation!! Imagine, on a patrol and everyone decides to extend it for 30 more days!!! BALLS!!! HUGE BALLS!!! (Unless I missed something!)
@@doughesson I’m sure that’s true. I was just joking. Referring to the Cheech and Chong skit about Vietnam. No offense intended. In case you’ve never heard it. th-cam.com/video/GUhvzurPGkk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=6Oeph7LhS7wvxkzy
Torn, yet not on this!!! Quagmire to say the least. Served 20yrs Mil and YOU can't have a Union! War is hell, but you must follow orders or you have no "Order". Now...Place an idiot or many idiots giving those orders! Can you become "un-orderly" because a group of idiots are issuing fake/false etc...orders of which "You" come home in a bag?. Perplexing pyramid of those giving orders...The bottom order givers, come home in bag's but....Those at the top!, never do!?!?
Brennan: "And behavioral health care if you need to go talk to a counselor." Me: Didn't they already *have* behavioral counseling, usually involving a pillow case and bars of soap? 🤔
We tried this once. Our mistake was doing it in the company area before 9am. Smaj and first sergeant walked in, saw us and smaj walked into the arms room and grabbed a 240
Hell i knew this one girl during my time in the AF that literally got tit surgery, reason: To boost self confidence. AND THEY FUCKING APPROVED AND PAID FOR IT. So yeah. Cosmetic surgery in the military is a real thing.
They used us as ginni pigs for testing the great new drug Motrin. Skinned your knee “here take 3,000 mg of this 14 times a day “ big giant orange horse pills for everything. To this day I’m completely immune to Motrin. I could eat a whole bottle , and it won’t get rid of a headache. Thank god I never had any serious issues. GOD bless you hope things are better these days. 🤙
Guaranteed pay... did they change the Commander's discretion regarding half pay punishments? Also, $500,000? They must have upgraded it unless you're talking about the automatic $100,000 and the GI life insurance ($400,000) combined.
Ahh no. SGLI is $500,000. I don't know where you got your information. But it's all SGLI. As a person that recieved it. I can say it's 100% SGLI. Though it was only $250,000 20 plus years ago. And it had just gone up just before. It hasn't been 100k since pre 9/11. It changed in 2001. Between April to September. Because mine was 100k and my wife's was $250,000. And anyone that want to change places with me. I would be glad to. It F'ed me up.
@@IvanhoeWolfe-zn6fc The $100,000 is not SGLI, it was the death benefit your family received if you died on duty, which you would not receive. (your family would)
Late 70s govt held up our pay 2 weeks, 2 sailors wanted to form a union at great lakes, illinois based on the Dutch military...they were booted out, a group of soldiers at ft. Dix, NJ went on strike, they were booted out too. 2 weeks later we got our pay.😊
Active duty has to pay into Medical, Dental and Life Insurance now? They sent me an order to take a draft physical so after the physical I was happy to enlist ... in the Air Force ... not the army lol. Anything but the Army.
what's wild is that the military HAD a union. but it was repealed by southern democrats during vietnam because blacks were being drafted/volunteering and they didnt like that
If they can't get this one question correct, immediately discharge them!.. "Which month has 28 days?". Get it wrong, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00, go directly to jail! Or..."Name a month that has been forgiven a "29th" day?". If you start off with "trick" question(s)...You may stay another day :) Lastly..."If every week has 7 day's (M thru S), what day of the week, get's doubled once, every 4 years?" (see previous ?). Oh, Ok... 4X5X4, is it a "Score" or something divided by 4 and 7 days added to the Gettysburg home address to not deliver mail to in 1863?".
I walked on the grass once ... I got sent to iraq as my punishment My 1SG: you keep walking on the grass, i know how to fix that! Ha ha! Walk on the grass now private! Me: uh, 1sg, arent you here too? 1sg: oh fuck ... Push private! Get down and push!!! 1 - 2 - 3!!! 1-2-3!! Me: the heat index is 137 first sergeant ... 1sg: 1-2-3.. i dont give a fuck 1-2-3
One of those times you'd expect Yusha Thomas to roll up. "Lemme show you how to do this shit-- *Ha-a-a-alf RIGHT!!!* You're gonna be pushin' until you knock Earth out of its orbit, Private! A-A-AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! 😈
Bro if this happens irl holy shit im gonna cry laughing jesus fuckin christ. I wont lie some new soldiers who bitch and moan would do this lmao. YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT, YOU SIGNED THE DOTTED LINE FOR THE SHIT YOUR DOING! its fuckin sad a civilian knows more about that shit than some of our new soldiers 🤣
As a former made man in the E-4 Mafia, I feel threatened, and like I should've went on strike to demand more sham time in garrison, and in Iraq, and...okay look, just provide more and bigger janitors closets for us!
@@phobos1826 I wasn't kidding. That's how you get elective surgery in the Army. Now finding a doctor to say this is another story. They are like everyone else. Lazy. But if you can get one to say so. And fight for you. Then it happens. Welcome to socialized medicine. I spent 20 years in half that was in the medical field.
Great skit but, strike for the people in the military that they tell they're gonna help when they have mental health issues just to have their entire career ended in seconds. An actual injustice.
And yet people wonder why we don’t seek help…it’s because of that. Behavioral health is a joke anyway. I’m having a hard time finding the humor in this skit and I love this channel normally. Just because those things mentioned exist, doesn’t mean they’re useful or helpful. Same idea with the writers/actors strike. They missed the point here and bringing down another group of people to make this skits’ point, and that point is pretty misguided already, is rubbing me the wrong way.
Nah nah nah. I’ll tell you why they went on strike. The stupid yearly computer classes you have to take and have to get right otherwise you don’t pass and also the constant going to the field.
If all of you don’t get the point that you’re being abused and lied to while you’re serving criminal organizations, then there’s nothing much more I can do for you. How many times have they been caught breaking the law? Even with them being in power, they’ve been caught over and over again. You’re only seeing a tiny fraction of what has happened. It’s more than enough evidence to give all of you reason to think but none of you do. Instead, you help protect criminal organizations
Imma strike to force Politicians to get E-1 pay...
Nah, they do some work. E4 at most. Mainly just so they cannot complain it is the lowest amount.
The irony is the politicians are wealthy anyway! They should do it for free. Lord knows they profit already.
Pay??? F that. They can get reimbursed the same way we did/do. When changing duty station. Everytime they go to washington. And that is it.
@@breveth it's good to make it possible for a non-rich guy to work a political office and live an okay life though. nah who am I kidding dude's not getting elected, especially on a national level
or just go down the army path further and give them a dorm and a gym card, good enough
'I think you are worth a lot less' .... I felt that one.
We all did
Story time.....actually had a guy strike in korea.....inevitably got chaptered for obvious reasons but seeing that dude March back and forth in front of the barracks yelling "hell no we won't work Sgt Blackburn is a jerk" will forever live rent free in my head
The VA has determined your missing foot is not service connected 😂
Don't worry though, your carpal tunnel from the extended time on GO1 (see section 3 subsection e) is though.
Edit: Grammar
yea the VA didn't service connect my TBI or PTSD even though I turned in paperwork showing I was blown up multiple times and went to see the medics after each patrol. Their denial for PTSD was literally "We concede you experienced a stressful event in service or fear of hostile military or terrorist activity. While you submitted positive medical evidence to support your claim, we found other medical evidence more persuasive because it is better supported in its rationale and conclusions. Although you were diagnosed with this condition in-service, and have been treated for this disability at the (insert places) VA Medical Centers, on your most recent VA examination, you were not found to meet the criteria of a diagnoses of post traumatic stress disorder or any other mental condition at this time." That was word for word on my denial letter over 10 years ago.
“I think your worth a lot less” best line ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Re sid daddy😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂
I lost it at the shredder tmnt joke lmao
The bloopers, i luv you guys😂🤣
Ri sid daddy got me good too 🤣🤣
@@DeliahAyala.2.14.91. if only my time in the service was this funny everyday lol
"Better Pay..E-4 MAFIA"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know a few of them on my assigned unit in the sandbox who dodge deployment for the better part of a decade like Neo from Matrix...their own literal words😂
I just volunteered for a year and a half deployment (rotation whatever), can we get a pay raise for the E-3 underground?
@@stevetherex13 back in the early 90s I was the Command PFC of the Military...due to longest time in grade in Military history....jk...or maybe not
During Viet Nam,a platoon actually sat down on patrol & refused to follow their LT because he wanted to return to their firebase by the exact same route they'd taken when they left.
It took over 30 days of negotiations with other troops providing security to the unit while a Colonel met with them.
That's absolutely an amazing situation!!
Imagine, on a patrol and everyone decides to extend it for 30 more days!!!
BALLS!!!
HUGE BALLS!!!
(Unless I missed something!)
Were they sitting in a pot field ????😂😂😂😂
“The whole platoons wiped out sir…”
@@theofficialdiamondlou2418 Just set up by the trailside is what the documentary said.
@@doughesson I’m sure that’s true. I was just joking. Referring to the Cheech and Chong skit about Vietnam. No offense intended. In case you’ve never heard it.
th-cam.com/video/GUhvzurPGkk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=6Oeph7LhS7wvxkzy
Hey, it's Private Phukfays! How you doin', Private? (I guess he's happy.)
Back in my army days, I was stationed in The Netherlands and quickly found out that the Dutch soldiers had a union which was very powerful.
Torn, yet not on this!!! Quagmire to say the least. Served 20yrs Mil and YOU can't have a Union! War is hell, but you must follow orders or you have no "Order". Now...Place an idiot or many idiots giving those orders! Can you become "un-orderly" because a group of idiots are issuing fake/false etc...orders of which "You" come home in a bag?. Perplexing pyramid of those giving orders...The bottom order givers, come home in bag's but....Those at the top!, never do!?!?
And discipline is out the window, I'll bet.
Strangely no, turns out motivated troops don't need to be held hostage by predatory anti-unionists.@@Packaroo
It's funny (or sad) how they all laugh in unison at the "sometimes suicide thing".
3:30 nah cause the leg threw me off i wasnt expecting that😂😂
😂 Donatello is his favorite turtle 😂
"I think you are worth a lot less" had me dying. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brennan: "And behavioral health care if you need to go talk to a counselor."
Me: Didn't they already *have* behavioral counseling, usually involving a pillow case and bars of soap? 🤔
Can I strike until the US Goverment actually pays and gives the soldiers what they promised?
You can but it's dependent on the answer to the question are you immortal?
We tried this once. Our mistake was doing it in the company area before 9am. Smaj and first sergeant walked in, saw us and smaj walked into the arms room and grabbed a 240
See, this is how you do recruitment campaigns without being controversial and still portray it as a welcoming and diverse force
"Can you elaborate on that sometimes suicide thing"... "Do you need to talk to a Chaplin." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn it, this was a recruitment ad, wasn't it
the bloopers are fucking funny
LT: SEDITION IT IS!!!!
SFC Brennan repping a Blackhorse combat patch, hooah!
The kiss 😂😂😂😂
Man I miss these videos, hilarious. Keep it up guys and miss foot lmfao.
I STILL cannot walk on lawns... I am scarred for life from 1977 when it first started!!!!!!! Hilarous!
Love the Tags "The Army" LOL
I LOVED this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How the hell did that happen??!!! 😅😂
The TMNT bit killed me lol
I'm joining the navy but this is funny asf 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao "we get dental?" 🤣
Love the “69th Air Assault Fighting Blue Falcon” patches….🤣🤣🤣🤣
My most recent "health care". At my eye appointment, the provider cancelled it because she isn't required to honor my appointments.
Hell i knew this one girl during my time in the AF that literally got tit surgery, reason: To boost self confidence.
AND THEY FUCKING APPROVED AND PAID FOR IT.
So yeah. Cosmetic surgery in the military is a real thing.
so THAT's what the recruiters are talking about when they say joining the military helps with confidence and leadership skills!
Sounds like she's the reason the Marine Corps does what it does 😤. She sounds like I need to thank her for her cervix.
Medical sucked, I had to retire early because a doctor at Walter Reed butchered my leg. Thanks Army Medical ! 😡🤬
I was discharged for a knee and you didn't go to medical for anything voluntarily. Buncha idiots.
They used us as ginni pigs for testing the great new drug Motrin. Skinned your knee “here take 3,000 mg of this 14 times a day “ big giant orange horse pills for everything. To this day I’m completely immune to Motrin. I could eat a whole bottle , and it won’t get rid of a headache. Thank god I never had any serious issues.
GOD bless you hope things are better these days.
🤙
The key there was “a SMALL FEE,” there should be no fee at all and the fee they do take is NOT small by any means.
The new SGTs time
"Oh hey Sergeant"
Quality. Every time
he said daddy lol
why is there an S at the end? Well no one knows HAHAHAHA Loved it!
Holy smokes she lost her foot. I just noticed that. Hoowah. Better you than me. All that respect stuff.
This is SUPERB!!!!!!!! Ret Army
Yeah! Strike guild for enlisted! 😂😂😂 I'm sure to get a better contract.
All I want is to be able to login and check my email within the hour...
Tbh them dentists are lethal
the something with a Shredder dont worry about it. thats the line
You could do a skit about coddling moms on FB constantly whining about "their SIT" 🤦♂️
I guess the MPs were busy elsewhere.
E4 Mafia baby.
Time to get yelled at.
Guaranteed pay... did they change the Commander's discretion regarding half pay punishments?
Also, $500,000? They must have upgraded it unless you're talking about the automatic $100,000 and the GI life insurance ($400,000) combined.
SGLI is 500k now and the automatic 100k still exists so it's actually 600k these days.
Ahh no.
SGLI is $500,000.
I don't know where you got your information.
But it's all SGLI.
As a person that recieved it. I can say it's 100% SGLI. Though it was only $250,000 20 plus years ago. And it had just gone up just before.
It hasn't been 100k since pre 9/11. It changed in 2001. Between April to September. Because mine was 100k and my wife's was $250,000.
And anyone that want to change places with me. I would be glad to.
It F'ed me up.
@@IvanhoeWolfe-zn6fc The $100,000 is not SGLI, it was the death benefit your family received if you died on duty, which you would not receive. (your family would)
Late 70s govt held up our pay 2 weeks, 2 sailors wanted to form a union at great lakes, illinois based on the Dutch military...they were booted out, a group of soldiers at ft. Dix, NJ went on strike, they were booted out too. 2 weeks later we got our pay.😊
is this a recruitment ad? :D
Shout out to the 11th CAV patch. Allons!
When are you going to see more of hot blonde the sergeant dresses up as we need more of her in the videos
Stacey? She's a whole lotta woman....
Who is the Asian Soldier in this. That kiss! 😂😂😂
Private Phukfays
The actor's name is Kevin Phan
@@justonrg Oh, so he Viet. I'm glad to see more Viet joining the military. There not a lot of us there.
Funny how they say "free medical" All i got was a whole lot of motrin and upturned noses.
That’s crazy. I just replied on another comment the same thing. We were Motrin Ginny pigs , 1,000 mg orange horse pills for everything.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would have stayed in for some BAH
I want a 3 day pass said the corporal.
😄
Navy Sailors, there 1STSGT !! … and Navy Corpsman ARE all hot !!! 😁😉 #facts
Allons.
We use to say we need to form a union.
Hate to see what happened to the shredder?
Yea right. How many soldiers were kicked out for seeing the shrink
What happened?
There was a time that was done on base stayed on base!
Pay
Is it true that in the military they do not pay for your moving expenses? Even if the military is making you move.
Military members should be allowed to unionize.
Active duty has to pay into Medical, Dental and Life Insurance now? They sent me an order to take a draft physical so after the physical I was happy to enlist ... in the Air Force ... not the army lol. Anything but the Army.
Funny enough, there is a no shit regulation that prohibits unionizing.
what's wild is that the military HAD a union. but it was repealed by southern democrats during vietnam because blacks were being drafted/volunteering and they didnt like that
@@jacobrardin2445 I actually didn't know that.
Im gonna need some documentation on that one. Not saying its not true but I need something. @@jacobrardin2445
Clean cups Clean silverware and bowls and plates and not dry uncooked chicken burgers and everything else
No no no
If they can't get this one question correct, immediately discharge them!.. "Which month has 28 days?". Get it wrong, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00, go directly to jail! Or..."Name a month that has been forgiven a "29th" day?". If you start off with "trick" question(s)...You may stay another day :) Lastly..."If every week has 7 day's (M thru S), what day of the week, get's doubled once, every 4 years?" (see previous ?). Oh, Ok... 4X5X4, is it a "Score" or something divided by 4 and 7 days added to the Gettysburg home address to not deliver mail to in 1863?".
Ah, the mighty prancing pony. You weren't with A co back in 2006 were you?
Silly question, but why do they have fancy haircuts? I thought they are all shaved bald in military
Only if youre apart of the alphabet mafia, then this will actually work.
I walked on the grass once ... I got sent to iraq as my punishment
My 1SG: you keep walking on the grass, i know how to fix that! Ha ha! Walk on the grass now private!
Me: uh, 1sg, arent you here too?
1sg: oh fuck ... Push private! Get down and push!!! 1 - 2 - 3!!! 1-2-3!!
Me: the heat index is 137 first sergeant ...
1sg: 1-2-3.. i dont give a fuck 1-2-3
One of those times you'd expect Yusha Thomas to roll up. "Lemme show you how to do this shit-- *Ha-a-a-alf RIGHT!!!* You're gonna be pushin' until you knock Earth out of its orbit, Private! A-A-AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! 😈
@@BennyLlama39 lol yeah, " your gonna be doing pushups till jesus comes back!"
@@BennyLlama39brutal😂
@@stilawesome3586haha😂
137 heat index? Just have been autumn.
Bro if this happens irl holy shit im gonna cry laughing jesus fuckin christ. I wont lie some new soldiers who bitch and moan would do this lmao. YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT, YOU SIGNED THE DOTTED LINE FOR THE SHIT YOUR DOING! its fuckin sad a civilian knows more about that shit than some of our new soldiers 🤣
As a former made man in the E-4 Mafia, I feel threatened, and like I should've went on strike to demand more sham time in garrison, and in Iraq, and...okay look, just provide more and bigger janitors closets for us!
Huh, guardsman here, what's the fee program for the cosmetic surgery? Me want braces.
Do you really want them?
Then find a military dentist to say you need them.
This goes for any surgery. Find a military doctor that says you need it.
@@IvanhoeWolfe-zn6fc I do kind of need them because some of my teeth hit and grind each other when I close my jaw.
Thanks.
@@phobos1826 I wasn't kidding.
That's how you get elective surgery in the Army.
Now finding a doctor to say this is another story.
They are like everyone else. Lazy.
But if you can get one to say so. And fight for you. Then it happens.
Welcome to socialized medicine.
I spent 20 years in half that was in the medical field.
Great skit but, strike for the people in the military that they tell they're gonna help when they have mental health issues just to have their entire career ended in seconds. An actual injustice.
And yet people wonder why we don’t seek help…it’s because of that. Behavioral health is a joke anyway.
I’m having a hard time finding the humor in this skit and I love this channel normally. Just because those things mentioned exist, doesn’t mean they’re useful or helpful.
Same idea with the writers/actors strike. They missed the point here and bringing down another group of people to make this skits’ point, and that point is pretty misguided already, is rubbing me the wrong way.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😴
Bring back the other 9 mountains and let rock climbers train ⛰️🧗♂️🍺👍
They are training 9 year olds in China to climb v10 most likely they will solo around you and cut your rope if we are fighting in the mountains
Nah nah nah. I’ll tell you why they went on strike. The stupid yearly computer classes you have to take and have to get right otherwise you don’t pass and also the constant going to the field.
Don't worry they are too dumb to strike.
(Yes I am dunking on the army but I also want to be in said branch.)
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For real though, servicemembers shouldn't have to pay federal taxes.
Lower enlisted of the world, unit! 🪖👍 we outnumber them! ✊
Unit? Unite would work better.
Now we have to appoint a leader, who represents us. We'll give him a higher rank. Doh..
If all of you don’t get the point that you’re being abused and lied to while you’re serving criminal organizations, then there’s nothing much more I can do for you. How many times have they been caught breaking the law? Even with them being in power, they’ve been caught over and over again. You’re only seeing a tiny fraction of what has happened. It’s more than enough evidence to give all of you reason to think but none of you do. Instead, you help protect criminal organizations