Dreams: Hire two infantry guys, one tall and one short. Tall ones are for intimidation, but the short ones... those are the ones you gotta watch out for.
When I was in the 82nd I had connections everywhere, supply, maintenance, EOD, SF, Defac, S1, etc. When I went to the 101st everyone acts like a bunch of cliched up gang members fighting over the dumbest shit where I could barely get anything done without them playing mind games like a bunch of brats.
One of the guys from the army, a sergeant became HR after he left. They call him the grimm reaper. If he sit at the other side of the tabel, you are getting fired
And this is why you tone down the military stuff on your CV; civilians won't understand and admin vets will exact their revenge. "I see you're a Bronze Star recipient. It took an ADMIN PUKE to make that fucking paperwork happen, hero!" :-)
@@trevorcole6360 I passed through anaconda in 05. They had air force, fast food, all the crap from the US set up there (movie theatre, mwr, gym, toilets that flushed, stores, etc. Even sweatshirts with "camp anaconda" being sold as soviniers for the air force people stationed there) I was in taji. We had trailers in the rural dessert with portajohns.
@@stilawesome3586 ive always thought it to be funny how we treat our different branches. got the pride and joy air force that gets everything and then all the way at the other end are our mariens that are like caged animals. thank you for your service bro
2004 Anaconda started in dirt floor tent, went to trailers 4 months in and fast food and movies showed up half way through that year. They were wasting their time watering palm trees and planting grass and we had incoming at least twice a day. Grass is so worth it.
Lol yeah me too. Still have me my gibill which was weird cause I had to write a resume as part of a capstone graduation class. Asked for an alternative assignment but the professor said I had to so my iraq war resume from 2006 was submitted and he gave me an A... A 12 therapy sessions lol
I'm 100% total and permanent, 25 years Infantry, 1988-2013 and I work every fucking day. Driving semi's to cleaning toilets. You Joe's are probably millennials with "PTSD" and entitlement syndrome.
@@CounseledRope97 some wars are pointless and should never have even been fought, such as Vietnam. Poor troops. They did join because of a sense of duty though, too bad the people in charge took advantage of it.
I was a military kid who turned 18 in 2003. F my life. The federal judge reviewing my VA claim did right by me. Looking at everything he was probably like... "Poor bastard"
I went to Anaconda once, after you've hit the fast-food joints there was nothing special about it. I "participated" in one of their bunker things. I told someone that this was normal at our FOB and we just dealt with it.
Yeah I passed through there a few times. It was much nicer than taji, which was literally in the middle of the damn desert with no running water, unless you could pull rank. I was a pvt working in the TOC and my pvt buddies would argue over whose turn it was to be my battle buddy just to use a flushing toilet
@@JoseRamirez-pl8iq seems about right you wouldn’t believe what those Microsoft certificates qualify you for especially if you a monitored wpm typing test from a college program
2 seconds in I burst out laughing. The next time y'all filming a movie near Texas then call me. Been making action/comedies since '73. ETS in 24. E-1 to E-6 95B/C, O-1 to O4 ABN INF, ORD, AMMED, etc... "Put me in Coach!"
A.A.R. 3 sustains - it's funny - good inside jokes - love the blooper reels 3 Improves - background music is too loud - keep the op tempo up ( too much lull between jokes) - YOU IN THE GLASSES!, GET A HAIRCUT!... lookin like Jewish Kid-n-Play.
Did you say diddled the enemy force? Seriously you guys are funny. Private Jokers. LoL. Seriously were guys together in the military. I couldn't think so...the laughter would have got your ass shot....!
I love my dd214. It’s my best friend. The army controlled me and had me do it’s dirty work. I am now doing my dream job, cashier at goodys. I’ve always wanted to sell men’s clothing. I am now living the dream
I loved those Admin Folks they were the ones who made sure you got paid. Some were lazy as hell but some were squared away and when you went to the right one who actually did their job you would be paid and back paid for the last three months you hadn’t been paid.
Applebees: You're hired, just don't kill our guests.
Infantryman: Fuck!
🤣
Ironically me and my roommate both work at Applebee's 😂😂😂
When my friend hired me all she said to me was you got to tune it down on the language
I just stopped cooking at applebees. $16.50hr is good shit😂
The food at Applebees would probably kill you by itself.
Dreams: Hire two infantry guys, one tall and one short. Tall ones are for intimidation, but the short ones... those are the ones you gotta watch out for.
The short ones get issued the biggest guns. M240B
@@justonrg no fucking lies, 5’7 and a fucking m240, got a guy 5’5 and is m2a1
So the Simpsons Movie is how our armed forces work? God help us
Ike Broflovski We wish we were that time efficient.
I can vouch for the 240b;
5'9" and 145 pounds when I got to my unit.
FUCK THAT
"Population Control Specialist" is the best way to describe infantry ever... lmao!
😂👍🏼💯
🙏 I'm here once/week.
😂😂
I love that MOS description 😂
"Life force relocation expert"
Drew actually looks educated in this shit.
tf you mean!?
@@ACombatVeteran you look real educated my guy normally you just look casual but you look real educated in this skit
He looked gay bro
@@josephchatman1273 no he didn’t he just looked like a educated Bussiness man with a clean cut and a Bussiness hairstyle
@@elsalvaje6209 a gay business man with a gay business. Def a bottom
Just two guys alone in a room with a camera...*deployment flashbacks*...and this is why it's relatable. Now do "infantry vs HR"
When I was in the 82nd I had connections everywhere, supply, maintenance, EOD, SF, Defac, S1, etc. When I went to the 101st everyone acts like a bunch of cliched up gang members fighting over the dumbest shit where I could barely get anything done without them playing mind games like a bunch of brats.
One of the guys from the army, a sergeant became HR after he left.
They call him the grimm reaper.
If he sit at the other side of the tabel, you are getting fired
Manager: So what did you do in the military?
Vet: Yes
Screamin Eagles has me crying laughing! I wish I could have seen his facial expression when he said it!
His hair cracks me up. He looks like Borat or one of the members of Prince basketball team who played against Charlie Murphy on the Cheppelle Show. 😆🤣
Shirts vs blouses 😂
He plays the arrogant admin very well. 5 star acting. 😂
And this is why I joined a trade to avoid interviews
Edit: LMAO 😅🤣
Sure lol
I guess?
Hernandez over here looks like a librarian
You guys are good at not losing it sometimes. Sometimes you’re not and we get great bloopers and outtakes.
😁
“An infrantry, aren’t you the compassionate type” 🤣 Helping enemies meet their maker early sounds pretty kind hearted to me.
Love it. Maybe next it could be infantry interviews for police, firefighter, teacher, etc
And this is why you tone down the military stuff on your CV; civilians won't understand and admin vets will exact their revenge. "I see you're a Bronze Star recipient. It took an ADMIN PUKE to make that fucking paperwork happen, hero!" :-)
Lol Anaconda high stree environment. Bunkers everyday. This was the funniest part of the video.
can you tell a quick story about it?
@@trevorcole6360 I passed through anaconda in 05. They had air force, fast food, all the crap from the US set up there (movie theatre, mwr, gym, toilets that flushed, stores, etc. Even sweatshirts with "camp anaconda" being sold as soviniers for the air force people stationed there) I was in taji. We had trailers in the rural dessert with portajohns.
@@stilawesome3586 ive always thought it to be funny how we treat our different branches. got the pride and joy air force that gets everything and then all the way at the other end are our mariens that are like caged animals. thank you for your service bro
2004 Anaconda started in dirt floor tent, went to trailers 4 months in and fast food and movies showed up half way through that year. They were wasting their time watering palm trees and planting grass and we had incoming at least twice a day. Grass is so worth it.
Im 100% disabled, not planning on working again, and now i want to make a resume.
That's what the circular file is for!
100% total and permanent and not gonna work again where you at hahaha
Lol yeah me too. Still have me my gibill which was weird cause I had to write a resume as part of a capstone graduation class. Asked for an alternative assignment but the professor said I had to so my iraq war resume from 2006 was submitted and he gave me an A... A 12 therapy sessions lol
I'm 100% total and permanent, 25 years Infantry, 1988-2013 and I work every fucking day. Driving semi's to cleaning toilets. You Joe's are probably millennials with "PTSD" and entitlement syndrome.
@@haroldenglish943 maybe you're right.
Population control specialists 😂😂😂
"I didn't need a war to join." LOVE IT!
Joining during a war is actually way more patriotic imo
And way more signing bonuses lol
Unless if you survive the Korean war.
@@CounseledRope97 some wars are pointless and should never have even been fought, such as Vietnam. Poor troops. They did join because of a sense of duty though, too bad the people in charge took advantage of it.
I was a military kid who turned 18 in 2003. F my life. The federal judge reviewing my VA claim did right by me. Looking at everything he was probably like... "Poor bastard"
It's braver but being drawn to the service without cause is more patriotic
I went to Anaconda once, after you've hit the fast-food joints there was nothing special about it. I "participated" in one of their bunker things. I told someone that this was normal at our FOB and we just dealt with it.
Yeah I passed through there a few times. It was much nicer than taji, which was literally in the middle of the damn desert with no running water, unless you could pull rank. I was a pvt working in the TOC and my pvt buddies would argue over whose turn it was to be my battle buddy just to use a flushing toilet
@@stilawesome3586, I was at Bernstein, but your situation sounds worse.
I had a police chief in a small town tell me I was unhireable because I had a better resume than he did.
My cousin experienced the same thing smh
@@JoseRamirez-pl8iq I was no where near high speed military police so it makes me laugh at what some agencies consider high speed
@@jshapiro34 apparently for my Cuz being a team leader and knowing basic Microsoft makes you over qualified loool
@@JoseRamirez-pl8iq seems about right you wouldn’t believe what those Microsoft certificates qualify you for especially if you a monitored wpm typing test from a college program
This legit made me cry from laughing! Thanks guys!
I love the freak out 😂😂
Omg that's exactly how it was for me when i got out of the infantry. 11b represent!
You never leave the Infantry, this is usually the problem with us! lol
2 seconds in I burst out laughing.
The next time y'all filming a movie near Texas then call me. Been making action/comedies since '73. ETS in 24. E-1 to E-6 95B/C, O-1 to O4 ABN INF, ORD, AMMED, etc...
"Put me in Coach!"
I loved Samara. Hitting golf balls over the Tigress river was amazingly hilarious. lol
Straight love all you guys. Bringing me too much laughter haha
Much respect, keep on.
I have expected highspeed to dive over the table at ya
Just-on time vs Just-in time!!! 🤣😂🤣
Love your guys vids. Funny shit. Especially the bloopers
Honor killings " we did what we had to do " 😂😂😂😂😂
HELL YEAH 11 BANG BANG BABY! LEAD THE WAY
You have been selected.
Your channel is now going to skyrocket to a million subs. Congratulations.
Yo fam! Really proud of you guys. #Rakkasan
Lmao. Literally got a few laughs out loud. ❤️ 🥁 got me.
7:16 Ok bro, hold it together now.... you almost turned that one into a blooper.
😂😂😂thank you! I can go pass out now😂
I see 8 down votes... must of been admin pogues. Hernandez outtake: "I need hire someone like that." LMAO
Lmfaooo...I see you SSG. G, still doing you thing bro..KEEP AT IT BROTHER!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh gents!
I would walk out of this interview and promptly call my commander and try to get back in
A.A.R.
3 sustains
- it's funny
- good inside jokes
- love the blooper reels
3 Improves
- background music is too loud
- keep the op tempo up ( too much lull between jokes)
- YOU IN THE GLASSES!, GET A HAIRCUT!... lookin like Jewish Kid-n-Play.
The screaming eagle bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I served at baskin robbins ..31 tours
You guys are always funny but this shit is comedy gold! One
"I didn't need a war to join" You made this recruiter lol
I was also in anaconda. Just to be clear the bunker was 3 times a week. 😀
Jared Leto joker laugh 😂
Man, you guys are great! Love these, them guys goin back and forth with the testosterone checks! lol
Love your videos brother.
🙏👍
Great video
These make me feel old! I enlisted in 1968.
@just a guy in the AF I was a T32271Q, army I held a 29H, 39H, 11B.
Lmaoooo bruh best one yet
Didn’t realize interviews to work at CIF became so formal
Same I thought you have to getv2000 kd ratio
Okay but why is that sponsor spot so much louder than the rest of the video tho
That eye twitch has been perfected over years of experience. #15priorto15prior
That va friend joke...I felt that.
3:45 F$%#ing love it!
Hernandez - that haircut looks like a lady's merkin gone rogue !
His PTSD just got triggered.😂😂😂😂
We got motored everyday, 3 times a day, 4 days a week 😂😂😂
Ahhhh hahahaha this one's soo great. Luvvvvvv
His eye twitch at 450 lmao
🙏🙏🙏
Yoo nice haircut G
I feel ya JusTON! 🤙
That nesquick vanilla is the truth
Drew looks like a younger version of Bruno Mars. 😁😁😁
We want Stacy! The people have spoken 😂
#WEWANTSTACY
The worst is when you join a combat mos and spend your entire enlistment as admin.
Voice of the Eagle
I was literally in SFL TAP today...doing this class...this video would have been better!
Dude, the hair.
Needed to be put in the shredder at the very end for true Admin.
Anaconda had a big theater and swimming pool and a stadium ... at one point , not sure if it was abandoned.
i was in talafar, mosul, baqubah and buhriz in 2006-2007
"I was in anaconda" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 am I the only one that caught that?
What are your thoughts on Field Artillery?
Lol at Population Control Specialist...love it!
My job in the Army was "Population Control Specialist" also known as Infantryman. 🤣
lmao 5:55 is a reference to another video I believe
Did you say diddled the enemy force? Seriously you guys are funny. Private Jokers. LoL. Seriously were guys together in the military. I couldn't think so...the laughter would have got your ass shot....!
Dwindled*
I love my dd214. It’s my best friend. The army controlled me and had me do it’s dirty work. I am now doing my dream job, cashier at goodys. I’ve always wanted to sell men’s clothing. I am now living the dream
I was in charge of 11 individuals at one time.
11 WHOLE PEOPLE....WOW!!!!
"99. I didnt need a war to enlist" I feel attacked here cause I enlisted in 99
Cool video!
Man, prince interviewed you.
I loved when we would go to LSA anaconda, we would get to eat good at their chow hall, even got to use the pool once
Signal vs Finance.
Where have yall been?
*he’d fit right in*
*screeches in screaming eagle*
You should have said its 550 cord bracelet
I thought it was Punking Pigeons. Eight-Deuce baby.
YESSSSSSSS SIR 👍👊
I loved those Admin Folks they were the ones who made sure you got paid. Some were lazy as hell but some were squared away and when you went to the right one who actually did their job you would be paid and back paid for the last three months you hadn’t been paid.
I should probably be blood sausage because there's a blood groove to cut it damn it
omfg!!!! i cant lol:)
Wow this video is fantastic!! You guys do great work keep it up! 😀👍👍
🙏🙏🙏
This hurt so good 😂