What's The Worst Thing You Did As A Kid? (r/AskReddit)
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As soon as it said "Stuffed them into a pair of jeans" I just said no no no no no.
Then what? After they stuffed it into a pair of jeans and said nonononono}?
alright guys so i stuffed them into a pair of jeans and-
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-
When I was three-ish, my mother introduced me to the new probation and parole officer (We owned a bailbond company.) He is a large black man. I have and have always had social anxiety issues and it really didn't have anything to do with him being black, because my father was SO DARK a Native American, I thought we were half black till kindergarten, I was just being shy.
But I wouldn't shake his hand to save my life, for whatever reason, and he told me "It won't rub off on you!" My mom AND him still bring it up to this very day (I'm 40) and no matter what I say, I can never clear my name.😑
I feel so bad for that frog that got spray painted
We were holding a yard sale of my (racist, possibly serial killer) grandfather in rural Alabama on the Florida line, and as I was helping people (mostly black people, with my black son, 6 at the time, adopted from Malawi very recently and still non-verbal at that point. And my 3 other boys in the house. ) when there was a sudden collective gasp of horror from the crowd in front of me......
I turned around to see my Mestizo 4 year old wearing my grandfather's KKK Hood and Grand Wizard's cape, helpfully put on by his older, adopted brother who hadn't the slightest clue what it meant, yelling "LOOK MAMA!!! I'M A GHOST!"
I didn't know I could run that fast.
And the cherry on top of this mortifiing incident was the visit from child services and the local Sheriff that night. Demanding an explanation as to why I had a KKK outfit, enough guns to restart the civil war, and a mute black child, and a very, VERY DARK preschooler who still thought the costume was AWESOME and wanted to take it home for Halloween. (I have 4 boys. The oldest two are very, very pale Mestizo, then John, whom I adopted. Very black. And the little one who looks as Apache as his great-great-grandfather, Victorio.
All from the same Mestizo father and Mestiza mother, save John. Very common in New Mexico. Not so common in Alabama, and I had zero documentation that any of them were mine. Luckily, the local D.A. and Sheriff of my hometown back in New Mexico at the time, were God Parents to a couple of our boys and knew our family very well and was able to clear up the misunderstandings.
But Jesus Christ, I thought I was on my way to an Alabama jail cell. I'm a bailbondsman, and as I was being led outside for questioning, I told my oldest to call my surety company and ask if I could bail myself out of jail in Alabama.
Thank God it didn't come to that.😬🥵, but I was sweating it.
That is one heck of a story...
This is a crazy story!! I hope your sons are doing great now :)).
Everyone’s like ‘haha I was so awkward’ when I was 7 I single handedly started a Satan cult in my school and did blood sacrifices every Friday (I basically cut my arm and drew circles on the pavement and everyone else had to too)
Yo, uh... wtf, please elaborate
*calling the police *
*calls priest*
Elaborate pleaseeeee
*perry noises*
Said the N word while trying to say Nigeria.
Ok here’s the backstory, me, my mom and my sister were doing a puzzle where each country was a puzzle piece and I innocently ask “where’s (N-word)?” My mom looked shocked, angry and she laughed all at the same time while my sister looked off into space, trying to comprehend the situation
I doubt you were the first or last to do that.
Dahken I sure hope I wasn’t
As a half black person, I wish I was there to hear that
I'd be rolling on the floor in tears
When I was 11-12ish I instigated a fight between my younger sisters and recorded them hitting each other.
Damn ok that's just cruel ngl
@@itgetsworsetm9856I know and I don't remember it. I only found out because I found one of the recordings
Nearly drowned my little brother when I was 6. We were playing some game in our little pool and who lost had to have their head held under water for some time. He lost and I held his head under the water for 2 minutes before my grandma yelled: "What are you doing?!"
“Just making sure he’s dead grandpa”
“Oh ok”
When I was like 4 or 5 I used to beat my baby brother until he cried because I liked comforting him.
Felt so bad when years later I relized how fucked up this was.
I'm now 20 and just recently apologized to him. Luckily he doesn't even remember it.
that’s messed up bro
What in the fresh blue-mountain Kentucky-fried FUCK, chief.
@@0_dearghealach_083 LOLOLOLOL, literally!
One of the worst things I did as younger kid was hit my cat. She nipped me and I got mad. I basically burst into tears after doing it from the guilt, she was so afraid of me for a day or two.
on the accidentally saying a swear word bit, in 2nd grade I wasn't aware of the word "bitch." during lunch, which we had in our classrooms, our teacher was telling us jokes. One of the jokes was, "what do you get when you cross a witch with a beach?" Well, I'm on the autism spectrum so it's already difficult for me to tell jokes apart from sincerity. I'm a lot better with it now, but as a kid I took a lot of things, even obvious jokes, literally. So that being said, I thought I would take a crack at it by putting the words beach and witch together. So 8 year old me raised my hand and said, loud and proud, with my speech impediment, "a b-bitch. " Teacher yelled at me to the point of me crying.
I held my younger sister down on the trampoline and threw a football/soccerball in her face. My 9 year old brain really hated my sister. We're friendly siblings now. But I still think about it now and then and feel bad about it.
When I was a kid we played knock and nash, the British version of ding dong ditch. When my husband was a child they used to tie a rope loosely to two adjacent front doors handles on the terraced street when he lived. They would then knock on both doors and watch as the neighbours struggled to open their front doors. Happy days!
My mum used to do that when she was younger
me and some classmates did this in a pretty posh hotel in france with some other schools on different floors, I was smaller and thinner than 2 of my friends when we hid in the elevator so this other school who complained about my friends didn't actually see me hiding behind my 2 friends in elevator, explains why they didn't like me for the rest of the trip because they got in trouble and not me even though the teachers knew I was playing as well yet because I wasn't identified i didn't get in trouble, I did almost break my ankle from jumping down about 8-10 steps landing directly on one foot when running from one floor to the floor I was staying on, couldn't walk on the foot for a few hours and because I didn't have an eu medical card I didn't want to go hospital, luckily it was more just shock and started walking on the foot after the few hour long quiz, well was still a bit sore however I've had no lasting damage from that jump thankfully, I'm from uk and we called it knock a door run
@@cheddarcheese9311 Be your own you!
As a British person, I don't think anybody else calls it that.
my dad was holding me up with his feet while laying on the ground (called it "airplane"). i had the idea to spit in his face. a second later i did it, and went right in his mouth. he flipped hahahah
When I was really young my brother was going to tell on me for swearing and I was panicking and threw a net full of rocks I had been picking up at him and it hit his head. He had to get stitches. I couldn’t stand to look at his coat with blood on it, it made me feel so sick. I have no idea how he still likes me. I hate thinking about it so much 😭
Are these kid’s parents never teaching them anything? I would never dream of doing something remotely this bad
Kids do stupid things a lot of time. The Important thing is that they learn that it's wrong and not do it in the future.
There was this very obviously transgender woman (MtF) in our neighborhood in the very early 90s. My mom told me about this one day, when I was a toddler, we were standing in line at McDonald's and the trans woman got in line as well. I was young enough to know something "wasn't right" with her, but had no concept of what being transgender was. I kept saying to my mom "Look. A man." and pointing at her. My mom would try to shoosh me but as I was a dumbass toddler I kept doing it.
That trans woman must have felt like shit.
1. I didn’t want to swim extra laps at swimming practice so i lied about having asthma. Wonder why my mom and coach were pissed off.
2. I used to take tape and grab insects and suffocate them and glue their bodies to the walls. I once ripped the head off an ant and it bled goo on the rug.
3. Screamed black boy! Black boy! While playing soccer. Not because of his skin but his black shirt. I actually was confused why i got in trouble.
4. Saying I wanted to marry my mom.
5. Asking if i could marry my cousin to my mom. (wtf)
6. Hitting a kid on the head with a metal spoon
The first frog thing was kinda disturbing
Once I was fighting with another girl, I pulled her bangs and almost rip them completly off. (Btw they were long emo bangs)
Oh that sounds painful
Okay, i'm pretty sure this is not the worst thing i did but when i was like 4, I dug up a lot of worms from the ground and threw them all over my mom's car. I have no idea why i did that but i remember that she was very pleased. :)
When I was a toddler somehow I was so mean to our beautiful American spitz (doggo) that we had since before I was born, and later on when I was a little older I wised up and started to treat her much better but she never trusted me after that last incident when I was 5 (I wised up when I was 7) she had to be put down when I was 10, I miss her. I was a shitty kid 😭
When I was like 8 we were shopping at the mall I think in Sears, my brothers were trying on pants and I had to pee really bad. My mom said wait there's no bathroom near here. So I saw a small wastebasket and took it into a fitting room and peed in there. Before we got out of the store another customer noticed it and we got in trouble lol
oomg this totally reminded me of one of the worst things I've ever done as a small child that I regretted as soon as I did it, still regret and never owned up to. When my parents divorced and my younger sister, mother and I moved a few hours drive away from my dad. We still saw him according to court order scheduled custody and I watched a lot of TV with my dad and at the time he liked WWE or whatever its called. Once back with my mom in a new town, my sister and I were at home alone with the live-in housekeeper/nanny. My sister was lying on the carpet in the living room and I had the bright idea to climb onto the couch and slam down on her like they did on TV that I would watch with my dad. DIdn't know that wrestling was fake/scripted or that those people are professionals in the way that they know how not to get seriously injured. 6 year old me broke my 4 year old sister's arm. She was known for being kinda a cry baby and over reacting to things that were minor already, so the housekeeper paid her no mind and hours later when my mom came home my sister was still crying and even my mother didn't believe she was hurt bad.. I don't remember when but eventually she ended up having her arm in a cast. 20 years later, I still haven't told my mother and my sister doesn't remember it. It eats at me when that memory comes up. I don't think I will ever own up to it because I still feel so ashamed. I've done worse things but that one is hard to live with.
My parents told me that when I was 3 and on a plane going to vacation there was a lady sitting right next to my parents that really wanted to hold me saying that she loved kids and had three kids soon after I threw a full metal motorcycle toy at her face at full force and it was hard enough my dad was able to catch the rebound needless to say she shut up for the rest of the flight
When i was a kid i found a kitten that had swallowed a large fishing hook, like really swallowed this 3 prong hook and was covered in its own blood.
It was in so much pain I felt so bad for it I decided to put it out of its misery so I found a machete in my grandads tool shed and was thinking i could behead it and give it a quick death.
Missed and cut it in half. I was six. This is honestly the one memory that freaks me out the most I'm 28 now and still think about that poor little kitten screaming and useing its front legs to try to escape while leaving its hind part behind.
I don't try to help anymore.
one time i left a massive bruise on a babies forehead while attempting to ride a toy car down a fight of stairs
True story. Hacked my school, and stole my teachers thumb drive back in grade 3. In grade 6 I understood why what I did was so bad, and why I was unable to use a computer in school without being supervised. that lasted until I graduated high school (now 21). Also was banned by court order from owning one at home until grade 9. On the upside, the school board really amped up their cyber security. On the downside, I was forever unable to change my report card again, and forgot most of my skills. Do I regret it? only for one reason. Where would I have been now if I didn't do it?
I used to be a huge racist when I was 15, I'm Mexican but I refused to talk to anyone who wasn't from my country, it also meant no Paraguayans, no puerto Rico folk, nobody except México
I was a reallllly bad kid. I genuinely wouldn’t know where to begin, the list is so long it’s actually scary. Good thing I got all of it out of my system by like 18, now I’m just boring and depressed.
Hoping someone reply’s asking me what I did
@@kujo4388 what you did?
I lived in an apartment complex and I had a friend there. We found some random person's alovera plant. I had a small plastic knife. My friend and I cut this person's alovera plant up with said knife.
Ok but why were 11 year olds wearing thongs
Ikr
Because of social pressure. Girls get sexualised at a very young age by the media and the people around them, told to be beautiful, sexy, how a 'woman' should behave, etc. and then there's peer pressure. I also got my first thongs at 11 - purchased, not stolen, though, against my mum's wishes - because my friends had them and movies, music videos and magazines portrayed it as what girls do.
They were terribly uncomfortable and my sister and dad teased the hell out of me for having/wearing them but I still did because I thought that's what cool, sexy, grown-up girls do. This was sixteen years ago and it's been ages since I last wore one. It's underwear. No one sees/cares anyway but at 11, it was a huge deal.
@@SomethingStupide could not have said it even better
SomethingStupide i mean i can decide of u are LGBT at any age, but what u say here is true
I pissed on a kid in Nursery
Little thing, but as a third grader (think seven or eight) My friend and I thought it was super fun to lock all of the stall doors of the girl's bathroom and slip back out. We never felt bad about it, everyone we knew was smart enough to just climb under if they had to go. What we didn't take into consideration was how many kindergartners would have accidents because of this. She eventually caved and told her parents and I got in trouble to. I legit didn't realize we were doing anything wrong.
One time, when I was around 8 or 9, I took $5 my dad had left above our computer on the shelf that was supposed to be used to develop the film from our disposable camera. I didn't know that, though, so I was just like "Sweet, $5!" Later that day, my mom and dad were arguing about the missing $5, my mom accusing my dad of trying to pocket the money for himself, and my dad defending himself saying he had left the money there that morning. They had such a nasty fight and I was so scared of getting punished, that I took the coward's way out and never said anything. I feel guilty about it to this day. I ended up telling my parents about this a few years ago now that I'm an adult, and they actually laughed it off. They were finally glad to have some closure on the infamous $5 that went missing. I'll always regret doing that, though.
Dam that’s some serious criminal work
My favorite thing when like 10-12 was to go into a bathroom at school or like a store or something with a full bladder and drench the toilet paper, paper towels, wall paper, piss in the soap dispenser and anything else I could ruin with my piss. If somebody left something in there like a sweater, I drenched it. One time at a store some lady left her purse and I ruined it, inside and out - drenched everything in it. I was grinning all day after I got away with that.
I used to do that too
Wow ! I've always wondered how shit or piss got all over public restrooms. It's hard to imagine that being done on purpose by a person that's not a ra-tard. Kind of animalistic, like marking territory.
I put my parents clothes in the toilet thinking it was a laundry machine.
Didn't notice how bad it was until I was 19
The first story was a critical error. If the parent’s relationship was already rocky, that could have resulted in a divorce. What the heck was she thinking hiding stripper underwear in her DAD’S JEANS?!
When I was 3-5 I was at a restaurant one day and they put up this machine like an arcade thingy. So I went and inserted a coin, and another kid just went by and selected the game I didn't want to play. As you could probably guess, I WAS PISSED OFF. And then I punched the kid to the point he went crying to his mom, and her mom said words I cannot forget:
"Why didn't you hit him back?"
Even my mom was concerned, and then me and my parents got out as quick as humanly possible.
I chased cats, took a bath in the fish tank and got myself bitten/stung by various insects and arachnids and ran away screaming like I was being murdered. I do not recommend getting bitten by a wheel bug. Look it up its face is the face of nightmares
Beat the shit out of a guy who was bullying a 1st year in high school, the bully was in his final year and i was a year behind him. What makes it bad is that I was in monstrously good shape at the time. I was regularly bench pressing well over my own body weight, and when I was angry I had a punch like a pissed off freight train...I could’ve killed him so easily. I’d been bullied out of school a couple of years earlier for 2 full years, so that kid kinda caught a whole load of very pissed off Amanda to the face, and throat.
I know now that I should’ve tried to negotiate first, but all that I could see was some little kid being treated the way I had been and I snapped.
I drop kicked a bunny when I was 3 because I didn’t understand the difference between living animals and stuffed animals. Honestly might have been my first interaction with something so fluffy and small that wasn’t a stuffed animal (and I went HARD on my stuffed animals) and my parents left me and my friend alone in the back yard with it. Neither of us knew better. I still feel horrible when I remember that feeling of something being horribly wrong and knowing that I just did something horribly wrong but not knowing what exactly or why the bunny isn’t moving anymore like it was before.. god that was awful
I would have beat you.
Once I broke my moms nose with my metal hello kitty headphones because she wouldn’t go get me some batteries when I was like five or six
Another time a couple months ago I killed a lizard I know I sound like a monster but I did it for a good reason. So one day I found a lizard and picked it up then I looked at its side and saw it had a huge cut and it’s intestines hanging out. And I realized if I didn’t kill it quickly it would have a long painful death. I felt so bad for the poor thing and knew it was too late because it was barely breathing and it didn’t even try to run when I picked it up. So I went into my garage and got a mallet laid it down in the flower bed and smashed it’s head multiple times to give it the quickest least painful death I could after I felt like a monster and like I needed to be killed the same way . After killing it me and my friends buried it. Later I found out from my grandpa he had accidentally hit it with the weed eater. Now I feel I did the right thing giving it a quick painless death. RIP little lizard buddy I hope you got reincarnated as another lizard and your living a long happy lizard life I’m sorry.
Barney The purple dinosaur with Internet access That is a good thing you did with the lizard.
I love toads, frogs and lizards... Poor little guys! I also did something really stupid when I was about 7 years old. As a seven year old blind kid, I definantly went on some "adventures." One day my mom took me on a little walk around the apartment complex. There was this spot with a fire hydrant and a ton of little rocks. I decided it would be an absolutely brilliant idea to pick one up and throw it as hard as I could not seeing where it would land. It hit a car window, almost breaking it. At that same moment, an alarm went off and my mom was pissed. I never did that again lol.
I was around 7-8, told a teacher I hated her for making me do something I sucked at and hated, math. After weeks and weeks of me telling her this, she got transferred. Now I realize why she was just trying to help me and feel bad now. Sorry Na. Dejesus.
When I was a kid me and my friends were walking to a park, On the way to a park you pass a golf course. I picked up one of the stray balls to bounce it on the sidewalk....it hit a car windshield.
the ziplock bag one;
why did you have it closed all the way- you should've had it open, carefully carried it over, and splooshed the kid with a fucking gallon of water
I already commented something like this on another video, but whatever.
I was like 5, 6. I had some pretty crappy friends that were a few years older than me. Being an oblivious 6 year old, I thought they were super cool and would copy everything they did because I looked up to them. Anyway, one day they taught me this EXTREMELY racist rhyme (saying, chant, whatever) It went like this:
"My mam is Chinese [pull eyes outwards], my Dad is Japanese [pull eyes downwards], and I ended up like this! [Pull one eye downwards and the other outwards]"
Pretty bad, right? Well, stupid 6 year old me had no idea this was racist and was very proud of what I had learnt from my friends, so I decided to show my Mam and my Aunt. My JAPANESE Aunt. My Mam was mortified and grounded me for weeks. I was super confused at the time and had absolutely no idea why I was in so much trouble, but a few years later I realised how bad and racist that was, and I definitely deserved to be grounded.
I'm SO sorry, Auntie Tomo! I was just a little kid, I didn't know, I swear! I'm not racist!
When I was around 1st grade (so i was like 5-6), our school had a rule where we couldn't go out to the playground until we finished our lunch (To prevent litter), I never wanted to eat my lunch, just go out and play. So one day my mom happened to pack a peanut butter sandwich, and to get out of having to eat, I thought I would lie about having a peanut allergy. The teacher no joke believed me and contacted my mother asking if it was true, she was understandably confused and slightly offended that they would think she would give her own daughter peanuts if she even had a allergy. As u could probably tell, i was eventually made to eat the sandwich. Even nearly 20 years later, my parents still don't let me live that down. And ironically, now days i like peanut butter lol
So glad to see i wasn't the only kid that faked a food allergy
ok the worst thing I can think of right off the top of my head went like this and I didnt regret it at the time b/c I was like 11 and was just pissed, however it was something I said to my mom. When I was a kid, epsecially when I was about this age, I despised going to my Grandmother's house (My mom's mom) for a few reasons. 1.) I always felt like my Grandmother favored my brother over me and he could do no wrong, while I always got into trouble from her and my mom. 2.) Secondly when my mom would get mad about something she didnt know how to let it go and would keep harping on it. Well I did something to make her mad and she wouldnt let up about something and I was getting yelled at by her and my Grandmother and my brother as well and he was just allowed to add his two cents unopposed. Well my Mom said something to me and I dont remember what she or what I did to make her made. However, w/e was said that was it and I had enough. I look her in the eyes and I said to her "I HATE YOU, AND I WISH YOU WERENT IN MY LIFE!!!!" I saw the look on her face when I said that and she was immediately crest fallen and turned around and started to cry and ran out of the room. I don't remember what happened after that, but years later I think about this and I feel like shit for saying that, and I wish I didn't. But when you're 11 or 12 and you're just pissed b/c people gang up on you, yeah you're gonna say things you dont mean and later wish you could take it back.
As soon as the dude at 19:00 started talking about how much he messed up the little kid's teeth, I winced in pain as well. I have the WORST fear of messing up my own teeth, and just made me react as if it happened to me.
Never thought I would me wiping tears in a askreddit video.
Confession: when I was little, I threw rocks at duck eggs.
Still think about it to this day.
Fun fact # 5783
*The Fastest Land Mammal Is A Toddler Who's Been Asked What's In His Mouth*
Fax
When I was about twelve, I had a friend who older brother became a beligerante drunk. He was nineteen, or twenty years old. He would get drunk, and come home. His mother say thing to make him angry, and he would bust up the place. She so ashamed, and was like a big secret, except everyone know, when they can hear the screaming, and the police are at the house once a week. One Saturday, her brother is drunk, and passed out on the couch. He came home half naked, and was sleeping it off on the couch. His pants were bunched up around one foot, and he had walked home that way. One of my friends found a pair of assless underwear in the woods, and kept them. I called him up, and he brought them over. We stuck the unwear on him, and then wrote a bunch names on his back. with comments like, "Thanks for the ride", or "I was here." Then we took pictures of it, and sent it to all his friends. We called his best friend, and had him come over. We acted like dumb kids. "Boo hoo. We don't know what to do." His friend was very nice. His friend called all his friends, and siad, "You got'ta see this." A bunch of his friends showed up, and tried to wake him up. He was too drunk. We told them, there was a crowd of guy out side the house, and her brother was giving two dollar bjs. "Right in the front yard, with the cars going by." The next day, when he woke up, he never knew what happened, except he was wearing strange underwear. The whole thing took weeks to unroll. It didn't stop him from drinking, if anything, he drank more. The only thing that really happened was. I realized drunks need friend, because after that, her brother ended up drunk in the ditches.
To the contributor near the end, who was bathing their puppy and the puppy jumped down and landed painfully: Why the guilt? I honestly was scared as I listened that we were going to hear the puppy died. He probably hurt just because of that: He was a puppy. You did not have anything to do with that. If you bathed him as an adult dog, and he jumped down off a counter, it would be OK.
My twin carved "I love you" in my stepdads grill....😳😳
And then said you did it
so, like I was in prep making a paper clock and after every time I did a cut with scissors, I held my hand to the air and snapped them a couple of times. long story short faces are weak to sharp metal and ended up sending a midget to hospital.
also this costed my parents 1k and i got a 7-YEAR PROBATION from scissors...
I threw a water bottle at a seagull.
5:16 why did I laugh at that?? Oh well. I was already going to hell anyway.
I did something but it’s not really a thing so I had woken up from surgery and I started screaming (I was 10) and saying that I hate everyone including the doctor and my mom and yeah I know it’s not my fault it was the anesthesia but when I think about it I just feel so bad 😭
6:24 my older, dyslexic sister had the same problem with Nigeria. lucky for her, we were at home looking through an atlas, except she was 16
When I was in middle school, my friend and I used a slingshot to launch rocks at a street light. We only cracked it, but I felt so bad about it that I broke the slingshot the next day.
Why did you feel bad?
Dahken Because I damaged public property and it was the first and only time I ever did something like that.
@@connorofbells That's the sort of thing where you feel bad because you got caught, not for doing it. If you didn't get arrested for damaging public property, or reemed by your parents then why would you feel guilty?
@@dahken417 maybe because he's not a fricking sociopath and feels bad about doing something bad. Ever heard of feeling guilty?
Even though I still laugh about it I still think it was a bad thing to do.
I called 911 at Church asking for Pepperoni Pizza.
Worse thing I did: Summer day camp 8 or 9 years old we went to the pool for the afternoon and I joined in locker room "fun" by pranking some fellow campers by pulling down swim trunks.
I remember I used to torture insects a lot when I was a small child. I used to get worms and turn them inside out on small twigs before snapping the twig inside them and throwing them down the drain, Slugs and snails I used to stab their undersides and pour salt in the wounds just wo watch them froth and bubble. I also used to dropkick snails into the neighbours yard and also had a Tonka Truck that I used to push around the garden, I filled it with snails, and gave them a ride around the garden, after their journey came to an end I used to crush them with my hand and make a snail soup in the bed of my truck. I pulled the wings off flies and the legs off spiders, I alsoused to bend woodlouse (i think Americans call them pillbugs) the other way and break them.
I also found an old cow bone my dog (RIP George xx) buried and forgot about for about a year, I broke it open and actually ate the maggots out of it, i used to eat ants as well, they tasted bitter. I never hurt animals though, just innocent bugs minding their own business lol
I broke a stool once because I was mad. I had to do chores every day to pay for another one.
Just thought I shared this. Once when I was 4 I got banned from using scissors because I only cut 1 tiny bit of hair of that you wouldn’t be a able to notice. After that I was dancing to a song and this 1 bit of hair annoyed me so I cut it of and somehow my parents didn’t notice :/
SuperStar Ava how’d you get banned if they didn’t notice
I have had THREE national alerts* before I was 7 years old..
(*Description of what I looked like and what clothes I was wearing on the radio and picture in all tv channels.. The first time it was both in the Swedish media and in Danish because this happened in Malmö and it was 2 months after a murder of a little girl near that mall)
Nr 1:
I was 5 years old when I went to find my mom in a shop that was in a big mall. I couldn't find my mom but I did find a big lovely bed in a shop window.. Soooo I went o lay down in the bed, I had put the blanket over my head and into the dreamland I went 😴😴😴.
The police woke me up 5 hours later after an elderly lady told the police who led the search for me.. (around 2000 military guys was looking for me)..
Nr 2
After daycare i found a new friend and we played all day long and evening. When she was going to bed at 23:30 I was told to go home but her mother said that I should be careful when I went home because it seems that something has happened on our street because there are many police cars there ... The police had been there for hours because they were looking for 6 year old me.. My mom had a "talk" to that girls mom the day after I remember we saw her in the store some day after, she had a big black eye… (Our backyards was against each other so that's how they could see that the police were on my streetl
3 O AND YES another new friend a boy this time. This new friend I met down at our camping place (my parents ran a campsite for 22years)asked if I wanted to go with him and his dad when they were going out on their houseboat for a few days. I had to ask my parents before so I ran home and packed a bag and waited a little while then I ran down to their boat and said that my parents said I could come along…
My parents didn't have a faintest idea that I had gone out in a boat with with my newfound friend and his father for a few days. Luckily, the father had a communication radio in the boat and someone at camping was smart enough and send out a request if anyone had seen a girl who was 6.5years old.. So it was just to turn back home to the port without even getting to sleep in the boat one night, I was so mad..
IF you ask my mother today about how her hair turned chalk white as it is now, she doesn't say a word, she only POINTS AT ME..
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🙄🙄🙄🙄I have no idea why she is pointing at me. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I am now 43 years old and despite my mother's wishes, none of my daughters haven't done anything close to this or any of the other terrible things I put my parentes through, luckily..
(Excuse me for spelling mistakes, etc. English is not my first or second language but I hope you understand , if not then feel free to ask) ❣️
I let my moms turtle out of a hole in our garage door. Our garage was more of a shed and had a door to the alley way and there's a small hole in it so for a "Prank" i put the turtle at the door and it left. I kept saying the turtle may be at the shed but no one believed me and the turtle ran away. I thought nothing of it until my mom became depressed because she couldn't find that turtle.
Today I learned that I was an angel as a child.
Theft. I literally stole things
Punching a pregnant kindergarten teacher in the belly… . I was 5 at the time and she’s my teacher too… . It was bad. Hope she’s still shake to have a kid of her own after that…
i was an awful child and i think about it everyday 😭😭😭
i was an awful child but i vowed to myself that i would never tell my parents that i hate them because i watched a movie once where that was someone’s last words to their parents and i knew i wouldn’t be able to handle that. i’m 21 now and still have never said that to my parents, to my knowledge.
24:31 that wasn’t really anyone’s fault tbh
When I was like 8 or 9 my friends parents were going through a rough time and my friend told me they were getting a divorce,his step dad wasn’t there for a few days and then the week after I see them together at the town fair and asked them both “I thought you guys were getting a divorce?” And my dad yelled my name .now it’s just a funny story and they are doing well together now lol
10:35 I cringed. Because I did that minus the child. It was me trying to pick up my dog and the q tip was in there. I passed out because Ear injury. But that ringing was so loud. Like that ringing when a character in a movie was near an explosion that’s the best I can describe it.
Hacked a loogie in some kids hair in 2nd grade. I don't really remember why because of a head injury my freshman year of HS. I don't remember much before then.
*I JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW.*
I used to piss in the air vent lol
I have a good one!
I was probably 14-15 at the time (not a child anymore) and growinf up in a small city that feels like nowhere in the early 2000s when internet still wasnt that much of a thing, our best means of soending time was to just hang out but we only had like 2 places to go, a mall (open style of architecture, not your traditional mall) and downtown, since thid mall was closer to my house it was like the standard place to go hang out.
Can't remember if this was with a kid i met on the arcade (we were addicted to one these Korean dance machines called pump it up) or with a friend from school (loved that guy in the sense of he was my best friend: no homo stuff, but my parents hated him and almost always adviced me against hanging out with him, but being extremely introvert myself it was like the only friend i could make, this guy btw got caught twice by security guards shoplifting toys so you can imagine why my parents didnt want me to hang out with him ), thing is we went out of the mall to do some slight urban exploration before it was even a thing, we found an abandoned land that apparently was used to sell cars because had a huge parking lot and some super 90s style office in there, we went in and i was dead scared but the other guy went into the office and took a pee in the floor, i wanted to return so bad but the dude was like "come on nobody comes here".
Fortunately nothing happened, we didnt find anything interesting but now as an adult I realize that would've been easily 2 charges: trespassing and vandalism, could've potentially got into real trouble. Btw no more than a year later they opened up again and started selling used cars as we assumed at first.
Was 7 went over to friends house after school without calling home. Didn't know my phone number. Well we lived on an Air Force Base. So yeah after an hour they shut down the base and put out a missing child report. Checking every car that left base. Went home 3hours later, and yeah wasn't grounded but the police gave me a stern talk
I don’t understand the wrestling/stepdad/drunk man thing. (23.58 ish)
Was there an old, drunk man in their kitchen? Why? How could a couple of nine year olds beat him until he couldn’t move? And why didn’t the step dad notice it? Did they kill the man?
*When you pick your nose and rub it on your teacher because you thought it was funny*
This reminds me when I was in year 5
I was in trouble for doing something ( I don’t remember why )
But I made it worse when I picked my nose and rubbed a massive booger on the principal.
Then I was suspended for 5 or 3 days
The Niger thing, when I was in school and learning the countries, I asked my teacher how to pronounce it because I didn’t want to say the N word by mistake. My teacher knew what was up and told us the pronunciation. Glad I didn’t try to pronounce it myself first. That would’ve been unfortunate
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Honestly I do not think that was bad besides joking about, should have told principle and principle did end up knowing
I thought I was the only one scared of frogs.
To the girls who wanted thongs, simply steal your Mums clean thongs and when they need to be washed throw them in her laundry. She won't notice, I did it all through grade 7..
Eww 😐
I don't know if this was the worst thing I've done as a child, but I remember in 1st grade when it was story time, my friend flipped me off (I'm guessing she'd just learned about it). I knew what it meant and was apparently offended because I either hit or pushed her in anger. So I ended up in time out. The first and last time I was ever in time out.
Man when my brother and i were little we used to throw rocks at cars and put traps for them to get flat tires. We thought we were so funny. i still cringe when I remember to this day. What the fuck were we thinking i dont know. Ugh
I hired a narrator for my reddit vids, in hindsight that was not a financially sound decision
Then fire em lolmao
@@magicarp9437 He enjoys it too much, I would feel bad lol
I locked a stray cat in an old fridge 12 hours cuz I wanted to play with it when I got home from my dad's house cat was fine but pissed
This happend when I was like 8 so I was on a walk and there was a river near the path and i had walked away from my parents and a kid that looked to be atleast 10 was standing next to the river and I fcking pushed him in for no reason it was pretty deep like he couldn't touch the bottom he started screaming and flailing around and I just ran needless to say I was never caught and regret the whole ordeal
Some of these stories are so fucking tame, wow you put sugar in ketchup? You put salt on a slug? Ive done so much tiny shit like that I dont really even remember
The only things ive felt bad for was once I stole this old nokia brick back in 02 from a firetruck we were alowed in at some event, I dont feel bad about stealing the phone, but one of the calls I made, I mistakenly dialed the wrong number of a cat who went missing, I was calling to say I had lost a cat, but as soon as the guy was like "ohh you found him?" I realized my mistake, I still feel bad about that n hope the guy got his cat back, also when I was a kid I would mess around with my cat, try and throw spin it to see if I could get the cat to land on her back, also just scaring her to a point of her pissing, thats the only stuff I feel bad about.
Ive done all kinds of shit that I still dont care to this day, like I did a ton of graffiti, kinda as a fuck you to society for constantly fucking me over, ive stolen probably over 10k in confectionery and spray paint, but I dont feel bad coz it was big buisness, I never really stole from ma n pa stores or off individual people, honestly I regret not doing more shit, like bringing a knife to school to stab the kid who set me up n robbed me of like 80 bucks worth of high quality spray paint, not having the ability to shoot up my school,
when you constantly get fucked over with no break you end up holding a fuckton of anger, I know one day im not going to be able to hold it in, and I know exactly who to take my anger out on, 20 years and 6 months of anger all realeased in one go, its gonna get real fucking messy, usually as a kid I would do the opposite of what most kids do, at school I wouldnt really break any rules, as when it came to fights I never started them, id just take all my anger out on my brother n sister, but never like broke bones unlike some kids in my class, but yeah once I got kicked out by my granparents coz they didnt understand brothers n sisters fight, since then ive had no outlet to get my anger out, other then vandalism, but now even that doesnt satisfy me enough, I want blood
Worst thing I did was use a sling shot my parents gave me on my birthday. Note this is their fault for giveing me a very near sighted kid one and not supervise me.
Anyways I was using it correctly when my sister ran in front right as I shot a rock at a target I wouldn't have had I the ability to see her coming but anyways it hit her non fatal nor hospital worthy but I of course had it banned from me.
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When I was younger I made a blow dart gun and the ammo was sowing needles and I blow it at ppls legs and it would stick into them I now regret being born
I did a lot of stupid sh!t
Putting soap in my aunt's soda
Throwing paper airplanes in class
Putting a tack on my teachers seat
And I feel bad for doing those things but I was a child younger than 12 maybe under 10. I used to get hit a lot for it but tbh my teachers were a$$ holes but my aunt is a sweet woman!
If your teacher was like some of mine I don’t blame you
When I was 15 hours with my counselor in her office and another counselor was singing and dancing with another kid in the next room and I said I wish she was my counselor what I meant is I wanted to sing and dance LOL I was very childish I meant to say I was not ours
When I was 10 or so I used a tent peg to poke a toads eye out for weeks after I was afraid of a tiad army intacting revenge (not sure wether or not the tuad was alive when I did it)
@Oh Crap Oh Frick yeah it is OP poked a toads eye out
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