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Parents, What Are Some Things Your Child Does That Is Kinda Fricked Up?
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“My palms are sweaty” knees weak arms are heavy. There’s vomit on my sweater, moms spaghetti.
A 4 year old at my old job use to talk about the Addams family like they were his own family. He would tell some pretty believable stories until he mentioned "cousin IT" or Wednesday. He was a huge fan and it was honestly the highlight of my day to hear his stories.
1:43 this kid is the male version of coraline
The guy who replied to that thought this as well lol
and now I'm thinking "Where is the closes psychologist, some of these kids need or needed an evaluation"
Psychiatrist, not psychologist.
Hynotama psychiatrist give medications. Psychologists give diagnoses and they treat with mental and emotional things. Technically, OP is correct.
Janet Altamirano l
3:39 Damn. This kid has all the good insults.
She's the person I could only imagine myself being when I'm getting into an imaginary argument
My 8-year-old has three plastic Halloween skulls she has named and slept with since she was about 4. She's bizarrely into dark stuff and has desperately wanted a full skeleton for her room. She dressed up as an SCP for Halloween last year, and loves playing any horror games we let her, like FNaF, Little Nightmares and Among the Sleep. It's especially funny since she wouldn't hurt a fly, and is one of the sweetest, most upbeat and generous kids I know. We've actually had to lecture her several times over about not being too trusting in Roblox and stuff because she's prone to giving things away to be nice.
She sounds cool
Sounds like an awesome kid.
8:58 a truly loyal man never forgets his roots
That last kid is probably just really morbidly curious. "Hurt people" is something we're not suppose to see, especially at that age, so its a fascinating thing to try and witness. Children are also horrific little monsters that haven't developed empathy yet, which means she doesn't care about their pain but instead just wants to see what all the hubbub is about. She'll either grow out of it or get a Liveleak account, its all good
My 6 year old sister once said "The asians are dieing from the coronavirus" she meant no harm and is not a racist we my family has never said anything like this so we dont know where she got this
She probably heard it on the news
*dying*
The kids brain something we will never learn
@@janetaltamirano4145 Thank you.
Yesterday my niece said the birds will eat us and hurt our eyes if we don't go inside with her. She's 3. CHILD WHAT
the very specific insult daughter is hilarious 😂 😂😂 😂 😂! She's wise beyond her years and her wishes she put in ppl will happen so far in the future they will forget she put that bad juju on them 😭😭😭🤣🤣
5:58-6:24 bro you got a psychopath right there, you better watch out o-o
Okay so this isn't as bad as some from this video but here we go. When I was a toddler I knocked the TV down and it broke. It was one of those black and white, box TVs (I'm old, I know). As you can guess it made a loud bang and broke. When my parents came into the room to see what happened, I immediately started asking my sister "What have you done? Why did you break the TV?" And act all shocked. My sister got into trouble instead of me. That's isn't so bad until you realize that even as a toddler I had wicked manipulative skills. Wicked? More like absolutely savage manipulation skills.
Another time I threw a stone and hit a kid in the head because "he was dirty and full of buggers" my mom cleaned up and patched his (superficial) wound and gave him all the candy she had stored for me for like a month and hoping to high heaven that that if the kid's parents came looking, they would be understanding to the fact that I was a small kid and didn't know any better.
Yeah... I was fricked up since I was young.
Azula mode activated
Jeez the strangest thing I did was that I only army crawled as a baby...
Ok this could just be me projecting onto the kid but the one kid who randomly talks with a British accent reminds me of my early childhood with DID/OSDD. My parents always said that i liked to pretend to be someone else sometimes and would talk with accents (little did they know)
What’s the most fricked up thing my child does?
Tik tok.
I used to chew on my hair, it felt cool, and when it dried I could break it apart. By 4th grade(8) I realized I had to stop. One time, I felt a sharp pain, and found that a hair from head had stabbed through my tongue and was coming out the bottom. I could barely even touch the hair, it was like electricity. But I had to eat, it ended up pulling out during(yes I spit the hair out.) Up side I never have to guess what a tongue piercing feels like, it's equal to touching an electric fence. Hair is much sharper than I thought, I stopped chewing.
My little sis says
"Oh shit"
"Crap"
"Aw dammit"
She is two
"I need a wet towel and a dry towel!"
"I need an old priest and a young priest!"
3:17 kid's gifted
That kid at 5:00 is gonna be a Marine.
When I was little I hid from my parents and stayed very quiet. They were looking for me for like 20 minutes. They thought I'd been kidnapped
Ahhhh kids, they are born high and get sober as they age. My kid's seven this year and this holds true.
1:26 I was thinking the same thing, sounds like an OCD thing. Because often, the things we do are weird like that, we’re not always neat freaks. They should find out if it’s simply him being an odd two year old or if he thinks something bad will happen if he doesn’t do it. Does he get anxious he he doesn’t do it? =P those are OCD telltale signs. I have lots of different OCD triggers and the occasional random one I’ll do once and then never again, but it’s things like closing cupboard doors in a pattern, licking a spoon twice when putting sugar in or on something, etc.
The strangest thing I've done when I was young was I would sit up in the middle of the night and have a full on conversation with my shadow
the shoelaces and paper towels kid sounds like me as a kid. i have sensory processing disorder, and although now i can just sort of deal with most sensory things that bother me, as a kid something like wearing wet clothes or having sand in my shoes would be cause for an absolute meltdown. not trying to diagnose a stranger on the internet, just found it interesting.
15:46 the girl who makes the rattling gasping noise is probably hard of hearing, they like the vibrations
When I was like five I would tell my mom about the people in my room (there were four of them- 1 male 2 females and a kid) and then about four years later when Divergent came out, my mom and I watched it together and I pointed right at Jeanine Matthews the first time she came on screen and told my mom 'that's one of the ladies from my room' Creeped the frick out of my mom.
This dude/she found all the good ones
I also eat my pizza backwards since I don’t want a mouthful of just bread at the end. It thoroughly disturbs my siblings and nephew
I swear some of these kids are freaking psychics and they see spirits
"my kid pretends to film minecraft videos"
Oh yeah, I use to pretend to film YT videos when I was a kid too :)
"my siblings torture bees."
...
pardon?-
15:34 lmao me as a kid bit id fart on the floor
Hahaaaaaaaaa I was exactly like that kid in the last one.
"I wanna see the bleeding people" is what I'd say over and over again.
11:00 horse girl lol
I don`t have kids, but i think that my friend`s kid is somekind of psyco.
This kid 5 y.o and her mom was in the car driving. Kid asked her mom "Why mom you don`t run over those people at the sidewalk, like in the Grand theft auto"
5:50 i do that too sometimes while playing gta 5
3:00 Rigby?
Until I was 12 I liked to chew on old barbie dolls. Although if I'd had my choice I wanted the dollar store knockoffs because they had a plastic rod through the arms and legs that made a really nice crunching noise. I am 18 and still have to keep myself from chewing on things. Not only that but rawhide dog chews were my favorite thing as a kid, we didn't have a dog. I just loved those things.
When I Heard ' Other Parents ' I Was Like Here We Go Again
I’m a kiwi, and I have a really bad British accent that I talk with when playing minecraft😂
My parents wouldn't necessarily say any of it was fricked up, but apparently I had some odd habits. Keep in mind, my brother and I were in foster care from birth to when I was almost 3 and he was almost 2 (great foster parents, very loving people).
We spent a lot of time around social workers. They all called our adopted parents by their first names. So, I did the same. Mom always says she's grateful they managed to teach me to call them mom and dad before I started school. It's not that I didn't see them as my parents, or anything like that. I was just doing what the adults did. It's also part of why I got put in daycare. I only knew how to interact with adults, not with kids my own age, and most of the kids in the neighborhood were older than me. So... Daycare for socialization.
Actually, a couple creepy things. I had frequent night terrors as a child. I'd scream and cry about wanting to go home. I didn't know my name, or who the people around me were. My parents didn't know what to do, so they talked to my pediatrician who knew my situation. He said to just sit with me and talk to me, and say my name frequently. Eventually, they'd be able to get me back to bed, but one of them usually had to stay with me until the morning. My dad says the genuine terror I showed really scared him, because he just wanted to fix it and he really couldn't. The night terrors slowly became less and less frequent. But, as an adult, I have several mental illnesses and PTSD. My parents had to teach my husband how to handle the night terrors.
Another was when I was 13 and in therapy. Mom was sitting in, so we could talk about my thoughts on my life (I knew a lot about my bio family, not good people). And I don't remember what brought it up, but I mentioned that my earliest memory is of seeing my little brother. I don't know who I was with, but we think it might've been a nurse. She was wearing all white, and I remember feeling safe with her. But I saw my brother in a little crib inside "a big plastic tent". My brother was a micro-premie and frequently sick. They think that memory was of seeing him in an incubator. The thing is, we're not even 11 months apart in age. I couldn't have been older than maybe 3, otherwise my adopted parents would've been there. And my dad apparently thinks about it a lot.
18:52 I can understand eating it upside down. you'll get fastor flavor, but backwords as well? idk.
my brother used to tie up toys as well. He’s a super sweet kid and it was never really sadistic somehow, I think he just liked ropes and knots in a purely technical way
My friend's 10 year old sister said she wants to cut people open and look at their insides. It was out the blue. Another time when she got in a fight with her dad she said she wants to slit his wrists....my friend and her brother talk VERY graphically when throwing insults so thats where she got the second one from. First one,i have no idea.
1:30 sounds like coraline
Uh that one kid who ate a bunch of hair could had trichophagia and that shouldn't be overlooked...people with trichophagia can eat hair to the point where their stomach and Bowels are obstructed with hair and requires immediate surgery to take the hair ball out..
I love the human thing I call daughter tiny human.
lmao I'm gonna do this if I ever have a kid
Fun Fact: Some American Kids Have Started Speaking In A British Accent Because Of Peppe Pig
I have a one-year-old relative that was fascinated by her parent’s toes. Of course, she’s one, so it was adorable and she got away with it, but it’s very weird. Like, why not the weird bendy sausage things attached to our hands?
My kid told me that I wont get views just because i hired a narrator for my reddit vids. He was right
Reddit Reader maybe have better uh.....forgot th wrd pictures at front
Peachymorgie Thumbnails?
@@dyszquloyyu7745 lmao nah hes right i need to update my word pictures
The kid speaks in a British accent due to Peppa Pig, it's an actual phenomenon in the USA.
When my youngest was 2-5 years old any time we told him no to something he would ask "Can I wait?"
2:50 not gonna lie, there’s a handful of teachers I know that, if some kid called them a trahboat, I’d pat them on the back and call them a hero.
When I was younger I used to draw pictures of my older sister in a grave or dead in some sort of way.
You need to bring back the cutesy piano music for these videos its more fitting
That first one had me stop for a second cuz I legitimately call my boyfriend my human so I'll be in the middle of freaking grocery store and I will call him human to get his attention everyone does look it's great
When I was a kid I used to eat fluff. I had a baby blanket and I would pick and eat the fluff. I ate dust bunnies if I found them (yes including at grocery stores etc). If hair looks soft and fluffy then you bet I was eating it. My parents and grandparents always had to scoop my stash out of my mouth
When I was kid, I played with my poop like play doh.
5:05 Number 4 just sounds like a child marine
Im surprised nobody has disliked this video
MCFan4924 Restarted I’m sure they were right at the time they commented that.
My 4yo triplet daughters spit on random surfaces and play with it... I don't like giving them water. They can die of thirst!! No idea where they got this from, but after 2 years of trying to stop them they keep doing it. Now my 2yo twin sons have learned from them and are starting it.
You only have little bit of time to stop them
Duct tape?
I used to have a stuffed monkey as a toy. When I wss little my family owned a restaurant. My sister came running into the restaurant yelling mom ."___" is behind the kitchen door spanking her monkey. !
9:12
Me: Huh sounds like autism. Probably not though
9:13
Me: Oh there it is
Not sure how fucked up this actually was since some of it I did privately.
-When I was really little I never crawled, I would scoot around on my butt.
-in elementary school I had a couple of those cheap carnival prizes and would cut them up before sewing them back together with read thread to make it look like scars, never did this with my more expensive toys.
-every time I played with dolls as a kid one of them was injured.
-wrote/drew some pretty morbid stuff, but I still do that as an adult, it’s just fun.
-chased my brother with a knife once, but in my defence he decided to piss me off while I was holding a knife and I just didn’t bother putting it down cause I was 10 and it was my first pocket knife, never intended to hurt him.
1:55 finally. some good fucking parenting
I used to hang and torture my dolls too. Had a lot of fun doing it, and just kinda figured that adventure means torture. Tbh, I kind of got this mentality from media.
Rapunzel was kidnapped and locked in a tower for years. Eugene was a thief and an orphan (I think? Been a while)
Ariel was so caged that when she fell love she sold her voice to an evil witch.
Belle was kidnapped and fell in love with her kidnapper, a cursed prince.
Cinderella's father died and she was abused by the surviving members of her family. Right before she was whisked away by man who doesn't even recognize her.
To my child brain, my dolls should live out stories similar to these. So they were kidnapped, tortured, abused, and killed. They got happy endings though. Most of the time anyway.
So when I was a tot I used to lick EVERYTHING I even licked the ground and I licked a pole at the water park I was and still am a weird kid
Kid bites you and explains they did it because they had an urge to.
Bite them back and use the same reasoning. They'll stop after a bit.
(Dont actually do this, please)
Kids are so precious! 😍😝
2:31 that’s just stewie
2:40 switched at birth... And the one about the other parents
I talk to the corners of the house too
Not to be that person, but some of these kids need some sort of, ahem, kid therapy. The one about where the siblings tortured bees made me sad.
Hmmm
Not my offspring, but
My little sister does an English accent and keeps singing “ hallelujah” and it’s really annoying. We aren’t even religious.
If mom or dad we’re on reddit, they’d probs mention the fact that I like salad fingers. I genuinely enjoy it.
Omg.... mine randomly speaks in a British Accent. I’m shocked she’s not the only one 😳
4:30 found the psychos
My husband got a shampoo bottle stuck on his dong when he was little. Fortunately no brother to play with it.
I only reacted to the name Philip as a 3 year old. Today people would probably have thought im a trans boy.
12:25, fnaf phase detected
Warning my future kids now: you better not do any of that weird sheeet!!
Ours recently shit in our inground pool....
17:22 a young Eminem
He pushed her into the fire because she stole his holographic charizard
He's wrong but It's reasonable
No views and 3 likes? TH-cam, what are you on....
Also, second!
Lol 9th comment
first
Im the 420th like
Not first😌