What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen On A One Night Stand?
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I encountered a 32 year-old virgin. He wasn't functional, he said, so I cuddled him that night and took him to the appropriate specialist the next day.
Got a post card two years later saying that he was married with twins.
So, happy ending.
It was nice of u too show him some compassion and care. It appears he remembered it and was thankful for it
@@kathleengivant-taylor2277 He told me that all the men in his family lost their ability to get an erection early in life.
Turns out there was a *congenital* growth on his prostate, which was removed.
He was so happy!
Are they he's kid's ?
@@emilyhufschmidt3659 glad they were able too help him. That must have been pretty traumatizing for him. Take care. Best wishes
@@richardrose8773 Yes. That's why he was so excited to tell me. He thought he couldn't have kids because he couldn't get an erection. I took him to a specialist, which his insurance paid for, and he is now a proud father.
I imagine the guy who escaped the goth girls clutches looking like the joker from the dark knight walking away from the exploding hospital in that gown and flip flops when he said he wore her clothes
😂😂😂damn!
So heath ledger was just walking away from a kidnapping
Thanks. Now I can't get the image out my head 🤣🤣🤣
I thought of the movie Misery
He had a coffin in his bedroom
Was sleeping at a girls place after hooking up. One of my contacts fell out in my sleep but I saved it before it dried out. I know she wore contacts too so I tried to wake her up and ask her where she kept her cleaning solution so I can put it back in. I was holding the contact lense on my finger. She drunkenly took my finger and swallowed my contact lense and went back to a dead sleep. I stood there in shock for maybe 10 minutes. I slept on her couch for a couple more hours until the sun came up and drove home half blind.
Woooooow
wtfff that is so weird
bruh
Dude, don't sleep with your contacts in, that's dangerous.
@@sleepinghermit7778 Yeah it's true. If you leave them in and they don't get to rest they can get violent and fight your eyeballs. They become full-contact lenses.
She cleaned your house so you wouldn’t notice whatever it is she stole.
Precisely...count ya shit beforehand.
lmao
And the notes are clues for what she stole.
Exactly what I thought.
More than likely, it was "nesting"
Next thing is pictures of strange people on your wall
“Friend took a crap and blamed it on a porcelain dog”
🤣🤣🤣 God almighty! 🤣🤣🤣
Proper belly laughed at that one. 🤣🤣🤣
Awww I
Too close to home. I played a little April fool’s on her with her dog’s litter box. He was a pug, so he wasn’t very big. I’m a big guy, so when I left a dookie in his litter box, she freaked out because she thought there was something wrong with her dog, and took us to the vet (I had to go along because she was my ride)
I mean...maybe I should have said something before the pet doc examined him...yeah, I should’ve said “April fools“ before hand, because I ended up having to reimburse her the veterinary bill and she STILL didn’t call me back…
Same! Woke up my cat.
@@QuartuvLarry
You know, I would’ve been torn between amusement and horror if a man liberated a u-bend u-boat in my pet’s litter box … 🤣🤦♀️
@@MaggieTheCat01 TEE HEE! Couples' fun!
My drunk friend:
Hooks up with two girls he picked up near his apartment. Passes out, wakes up the next morning and his entire apartment had been emptied out. Only thing they left was an ironing board.
Poor guy
The handcuffed guy wins
poor guy
Dead girl??
Guy that may or may not have fucked a dead girl deffo won 🙄
Nah... porcelain dog.
No man, i think that dead lady beat the odds
I hooked up with a guy that was playing music while doing the deed and he sang along with the songs while trying to look into my eyes. Like he was singing to me. I was mortifying
Omg yes! Exactly, it's like I understand they are trying to be romantic or sweet, idk. But it's so cringey and just makes me grit my teeth fake smiling and I'm trying not to seem unappreciative but don't sing every song or the whole entire song pls lol
I had a guy try this and my laughter stopped it pretty quickly I have no idea how you maintain a straight face through that. I specifically refuse to have music going now because it triggers some cringe moments like this.
I can say that worse is the guy who is quiet and y'all switch positions to doggy and he's still quiet like no moaning or talking or anything.
Then when he reaches climax he literally roars like a lion Sasquatch.
And you have to not scream and jump off the bed. Took every ounce of willpower to not be noticably startled.
Wait like sang while you were doing it or like he thought that was foreplay.
@@krombopulosrick7920 sang while doing it. I dont recommend it.
@@nikoleb9605 "rhythmic clap of balls" There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow.
I just think he had a poor choice of song. That's hilarious.
I imagine the "I love you" chick's method helps her find other crazies... like, if they say it back it's an instant relationship based on absolute insanity. I could totally see some of these stories of relationships on reddit starting out that way.
Any normal human - baby
Robot voice - BaBiYAyA
I'm dead 🤣
Some of these are great stories, but the robot (which has PROBABLY never had sex) just wrecks it.
"tldr: kidnapped"
lol. Yeah, that one word summary just screamed "Read the damn story, you impatient bastards!"
“and tell her to cough” LMAOOO!!!
I actually coughed to see if it would do anything and it does tighten up.
"my what a lovely tea party"
That would've killed me. 😂😂😂
"hit me" said the masochist
"no" said the sadist
how poetic
It really do be like that
Me as a sadist
I hooked up with an old neighbor one time. It was amazing and we even were cuddling a bit after. Then suddenly she said she was gassy and got out of bed. I assumed she’d go to the bathroom or something but nope… did a naked handstand right next to the bed and ripped the gnarliest, longest and smelliest fart I’ve ever been witness to in my life.
I’m a prim and proper girl but the porcelain dog made me laugh to tears. Then again... I’m in a Reddit hole so WTF?
If only he'd been sober/drunk enough to place the dog beside it ;) Make you question reality for a split second
Plot twist, it was Amver Heard.
4:52 DON'T EVER DO THIS! She could try to frame you for assauly/rape/etc. It's a very farfetched scenario, but there's crazy people out there. Don't do this with someone you've just met!
Be careful with that choking thing. You can accidentally kill someone doing that, and end up doing hard time.
My one night stand lasted about 25 seconds....she didn't want me to use a condom because "it wasn't ever possible for her to have kids!"....she didn't even have her tubes tied, and she thought it was okay to do all this while her toddler was in the living room. So many freaking red flags from the start. I declined her request and she LOST IT. I never left a town so fast in my life.
In case you missed it, she said she never could have kids while she had a toddler.
Maybe she had one kid and though that was enough? Having your tubes tied is an optional way to keep you from having kids, if you didn't already know. But yeah, I mean she could've just opted out of having anymore kids.
Im 53 now and ive found myself in a number of interesting situations over the years but some of these stories are just so fricked up im beginning to think ive had a fairly normal life.
Hook up can be more trouble than they are worth in my experience. People lie. Maybe my experience was just negative but I dont drink and hook up anymore.
Tldr. As I dont want to add details. Became the unwitting victim from some jackass trying to get his younger sister laid. Had to seek legal advice to ensure I had done nothing wrong as I was the one lied to.
Just because your a guy doesn't mean you can't be the one drugged. Don't look away from your drink, don't leave it unattended. Anyone can be a victim, even a 24 yo guy.
@Crazy Introvert T-Girl I still got charged with rape somehow. Even tho I was the one with ghb in my system. Got it tossed out and am suing her family since I was smart enough to see something suspicious comming and I started monitoring their mail and everything. This isn't even my main youtube account since I don't dare talk about stuff on there. Long story short. It's really nice when they mail you all of their attorney and privet convos but really you just know their mailman and had him forward everything to you with new envelopes so they can't sat you stole it. Its pretty damning when the daughter is asking how much money she might get if she says she was raped while he was drugged up to the attorney. And even better when they still sent stuff via mail despite half of it going missing. I wouldn't recommend doing this method normally as it is a federal crime to mess with mail
I did dishes n washed dried some clothes, vaccumed, swept, fed his dogs and made breakfast & lunch for a One Night Stand. I didn't plunder or steal anything from him. I just wanted to show him that I'm a good catch who doesn't mind working cleaning while waiting on him to wake up, he slept all day until 5pm so I didn't mind esp being I got up at 5am. We dated for a year and ended up being close friends to this day!
That’s so nice
You read the question wrong.. what you described is not a one night stand. A one night stand is ..well.. one night. Not a year
That one about the fake dog had me laughing so fucking hard.
I had a one night stand with a girl about 4 months ago and gave her my number cause she was a good lay and we both said it would be more of a fwb situation. It would have been for me, but the next morning I woke up to her rearranging my living room and talking to herself about how cute our kids will be. Long story short she had went to her parents house after I fell asleep and started moving her stuff into my apartment and I had to get the cops to kick her out, she's still stalking me and tried stealing one of my cats last week
I can see the Steelers scenario happening. I busted out laughing that's classic
"As loose as you'd imagine" bad woman's anatomy.
@Cpt Dinosaur 6 lane highways-
Heh
@Cpt Dinosaur True
Cpt Dinosaur the most annoying one is that people also associate it with how much sex you have when it’s just a mixture genetics and how turned on the person is
@Cpt Dinosaur exa why do guys get blamed for it or thengirl.says its because he's small
Is anyone else laughing at the way the narrator says baby
28:33 WHY WOULD YOU NOT?! This would be my signal to go "Hey, maybe this could go longer than a one night stand..."
William McGinnis not everyone wants to be in a relationship
@@alexk1682 More baker gf for me, then.
The point of the one night stand isn't to find a gf or wifey
@@jamesgentry13@Alex's Gmail I know the fear is someone catching feelings. But why not fwb?
"Sad cookies? Weird.. but hey, yeah we're both humans. I can hang."
"Round 2? Sure. Btw, I'm seeing other people. Is that cool?"
It's not hard to be decent *and* progressive, as long as you're clear.
I need to share my true story - years back, it was my birthday, (I'm a female), got talking to a guy at the pub, we went back to mine.....
Then my sister, who was staying at mine that weekend, rolls in drunk and full of mischief, tryin to embarrass me, acting like a general dick, for example, singing showtunes AT us, not to us lol, jazz hands, 'david brent' style dancing....
I noticed this guy silently eyeing my sister, as I'm silently sitting rolling a joint....
Once I'd made it, I leaned over and said to my sister I was going to leave them to it, take my joint, and go to bed, as I was shattered.
They ended up getting a taxi to his house, having a one night stand, never to see each other again...
And my sister and me have the best anecdote ever - we now like to tell people she stole my birthday shag 😂😂😂
That some mighty powerful jazz hands...
@KïņG ah❤'ś yeah, I'm so jealous I'm laughing about it and telling strangers in a comment section 🤣🤣
I mean, are you for real? Sometimes it is possible to not be in the mood, or to lose the urge, or to suddenly want sleep more than the stranger you brought home 😂
Edit - tell me how I can share this story without sounding jealous to you, I'd love to know, I'd also love to know where the fuck you got that idea from in the first place 🤣
@@tnokes9247 oh they were *full* of jazz 😂😂
The night of my 21we
I'd feel pretty weird if my one night stand started making me a cornish game hen
Ah…she doesn’t mention just WHAT kitchen implement was in her hand at the doorway. I’m guessing it was a knife!
Had a 1 night stand with a guy who drove me to his house. I honestly had no idea where it was. (it was somewhere on a huge lake) This was before the internet, or cell phones. I woke up, and he'd left for work. I had no car, and no way to know where I was. I walked out to find a street sign, which was extremely generic. Had to walk at least 3 miles to find somewhere I could identify enough to call for a ride, back to the house to make the call, then back to where they could find me to pick me up. 🤣
Sounds like the guy in the first one was just sleepwalking or something
Nah, he just...troll her...I guess?
He wanted some frozing gifts for her to find. And Wtf, just seen you in donuts vid
I used to put socks or some other small garment in my gf's hoodie as I hugged her. I made sure it was sticking out for all to see.... for some reason, she decided to marry me.
The "Emilia" one was AWFUL 14:40
She probably figured out he'd forgotten who she is, lonng before asking that question.
The LOTR smeagol story rubbed me the wrong way more so.,because he was either a) hamming up a girl's unattractiveness for internet points, or b) shaming someone who can't help how they look because he had beer goggles. Bro would still wanna get laid if he looked like gollum
"I dirty Sanchezed myself" hahaha I'm dead
i have that problem to, in the heat of the moment i sometimes yell "i love you", its really hard to avoid, because "i love this sex" sounds so weird. So i just default to giving a headsup in the beginning: "what is being said, stays in the bed" lol :_D
I love REDDIT it helps me cope with my crazy family, l have lived a very sheltered life, the emotional rollacoster, is good for me!
She may have been Dead the last time?!
I recall that was a scene in a Chuck Pahlaniuk novel - hopefully that's all.
Damn, I need to find the woman who cleaned the guy's room and folded his clothes.
I am willing to try the other side of the fence for this.
@Caramel Cupcake A thief is what she is most likely.
she probably cleaned his room so he wouldn't notice the stolen items that quickly, notes were probably hints as to what was stolen
I used to do this so the guy would see that I'm a good catch, I didn't plunder thru his stuff, I just washed dishes in sink n dishes left around the room, washed dried n folded clothes and swept floors. We ended up dating for years and now are only Friends but very close
@@TruecrimewithLeeLee You could try that with me, I would really appreciate it. :)
Goth flip flop guy 😆
Oh my god. I'm surprised I haven't had any weird experiences on one night stands. I hate "away games," though.
I like Bares Für Rares
Du bist halt der Glückliche
Bit of an odd one that never got anywhere at all: at a party, attractive woman about my age, chat for a bit then we start some fairly serious kissing - her female friend then comes over and tells her that her husband just went past and is waiting for her in the kitchen. She excuses herself and after a few minutes I see her and the guy leaving. Presumably he was used to her getting "overenthusiastic".
It was my buddies birthday while we’re at college, she invited us to her dorm that she lives in by herself so all three of us are chilling and my buddy gets plastered. He passes out on her beanbag and I’m on the lower bunk bout to pass out myself and she gets into bed with me. Nothing else happens except my buddy told me later when he got up to use the bathroom he seen us in each other’s arms in a spooning way. I have no recollection as I was passed the frick out. Although I am sure if he had went back to his room things would have turned frisky.
4:25 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.
A notebook with a multi page list of names, that I’m now on, which does make me a little proud.
The last one got me 😂😂😂
The #2 post about the girl that cleaned the room, I can only imagine how good the night before was too trigger that response...
That was my first thought, as well!
LMFAO 😅😅@ 3:08..."Well that's super!!". Absolutely hands down some classic shit 👍 right there
18:45. Does anyone know what a corncob is?
I believe it’s an alternative for dildo, they’d have to censor it because of TH-cam’s rules
Lol that last statement.
Craziest thing I've seen? A woman that would actually HAVE one with me. Oh wait. NOBODY'S THAT desperate, stupid or drunk enough to do that.
Check out a kink club. Wear something wild that you like
10:50 That "creepy encounter" one is just sad. She didn't know he was 30, maybe he didn't know she was 18. Clearly he's just clueless about how to actually date someone.
25:22 had me SCREAMING and rolling‼️‼️ "Screamed like a girl" was too oooohhhhh dang funny‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂craps in the corner and blames a porcelain Dog😂😂😂 LMFAO
15:36
i dont think i've laughed so hard while listening to askreddit videos
The porcelain dog story is the best one and it's not even close LMAO
That last one was fucking great. Just steady churning butter 😂
These were sooooooo bloody hilarious I had to listen twice‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao the last one
"Ah what a lovely tea party" lol
This is gold
Some of these are keepers!
Totally worth my time. Hilarious!!
So thankful that none of my one night stands ever got awkward or weird. Um...normal one night stands, lol
I love these videos, but this one had to be the funniest one yet.
16:37 is absolutely the funniest shit ive ever read
I'm like the cat lady, but with guinea pigs. They're my baby sons.
6:52 *THE ABSOLUTE BEST RESPONSE EVER!!*
Uh yeah, catheter girl figured out a masterful way of getting away from you, dude 😂
Porcelain dog 🐶 best reddit hands down!!
I’m just wondering why seemingly so many people hook up with people they barely know or just met a few minutes ago?
I died when he said she looked liked smeagle
14:10 babayayay lmao
Any body have a copy of that adorable piano song at the end? Looked for it. Couldn't find it.
Had to pause at 13:00. That girl is lucky to be alive.
The third one was super funny.
The pots and pans, panties in the freezer guy... Can you imagine if that was a sleepwalking issue? My HEA had a problem with sleepwalking as a kid. His mom used to tell a story about him making oatmeal, with a single hot dog sticking out of it, when he was 5, and definitely asleep. 🤣🤣🤣 People can do odd things while asleep.
Bro two of these are like wtf!!!! The guy that got handcuffed and had to escape and the dude who fucked the dead girl omg!!!
Eww I hate the new update
No one Ever. Same
What
Just Another Galaxy mobile TH-cam update
Its TERRIBLE!!!!
It's like they're intentionally making the comments more cumbersome to access and use so we spend less time on comment sections and more time on monetized videos so they make more of the big bucks.
No one Ever. That’s why You turn off automatic updates!! I haven’t updated in years!
Listening to these almost makes me happy I can't get any action
so once some priest shoved a disc into my head and i got a cool punchy ghost thing. then the next morning he removed it.
lol
I literally yelled about the one with the dead girl. My room mate ran down and thought I really hurt myself
Not a one night stand but almost. My brother in law went to a chick's house to pick her up for a date and she insisted he meet her dad first. He went inside and she introduced him to an urn on the mantle then turned to brother in law as if she expected him to speak to it. He didn't know what to do so he just left and never looked back
This is just reminding me why one nighter's are bad for me. I'm shit at remembering names in general. Its worse with someone I've just meet
1: she was blind
2: she was also the prosecutor in a case against my father
3: she wasn’t blind
4: she was pregnant
5: she wasn’t pregnant
2:55 Hey its Ted Mosby.
My ex-gf asked my if I wanted to punch her face and her slap her around. She told me she knew I wanted to hit her. I come from a seriously abusive home, I absolutely did not want to hit her. So she hit my head, and I have a traumatic brain injury. We broke up very soon afterwards. I will never date another person who drinks too much.
What does it mean to be used as corncob? I’ve never heard that word used before lmao
Trenchcoat dude funny!
Lol 😂
8:35 good thing you are on a beach just wash off
Love the thumbnail ( minecraft bed )
21:24 nope. lets stop that right there.
Even if she were 22 and on the pill, it still seems like a trap.
I wouldn't be surprised if he found himself getting run over by an angry ex, or tricked into paternity for an existing pregnancy, or wake up missing a kidney.
hooked up with a buddy's sister. got bungalingus from her pomeranian in the AM hungover/ passed out after.😅
You know, cleaning up a place that isn't yours, is common behaviour. I'm not saying normal, but it is relateable. I went to school with a girl, who rented a room. Her room was a foot deep with dirty clothing. I don't think it was a one night stand, but it was the first time she was with the guy. They did the deed, and she conked. She was a heavy sleeper. It was early, and he couldn't sleep. He was board, and couldn't sleep. There was a bunch of us renting the house. Some how we got talking to him. We order pizza, and watched a movie. Some one said, "If your board, why don't you clean up her room, she won't wake up." It was kind of a joke, but he did it. He picked up the clothing, and sorted it. He washed everything except the underwear. Then he picked up the room, and sorted her stuff. We all went and got boards out of dumpster, and made a book shelf with cinder blocks. At one point, the girl woke up sort of. She was a heavy sleeper, so she is kind of away. She looks around, and ask for her PJs, which he gives her. She kind of groggy. She sees her underwear in the hamper, and says, "Just put them in warm water with soap. Let them sit, and swish them around, and let them dry." She woke the next day, and she thought she was in someone else room. She was upset, but everyone told her, "You told him to everything." , which was a little bit the truth. A few days later, she remember tell him how to clean her underwear. It scaried the crap out her. She was a sleepwalker, and had a habit of waking up in strange places. She told us, "It's funny how some can seem creep as hell, then seem terrible nice." We never told her, it was our idea.
I forgot the funny part. She would chain, and lock herself to the bed. You had to bring her the key each morning. A parent came one day to bring somthing. She seen the chain on the bed, and thought something kinky was going on. We told her, she sleep walks. She goes in the kitchen, and gets a big knife, and vanishes in the night for hours. God we were terrible people.
The we got married one is me
Re: Dead chick. I need more details... like... was she awake when they started and died just after? how do you even start it when the other person isn't moving? I have so many questions!!!!
she likely passed out of overdose mid-fricking. guy was high as balls and won't remember. creepy af.
What do they mean when they said “they suggested I had been used as a corncob”? I’ve been trying to look it up for 10 minutes now but the definition doesn’t make sense to the situation
I'm confused too?🤔
i think the robot voice just replaces dildo with corncob
OP should be have added a 'serious' tag
”Bab-ayayay”