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What Dumb Thing Did You Do As A Kid? (r/AskReddit)
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Took a dump, reached into the toilet and grabbed the biggest log there, then called my mom to show her my trophy. She wasn't as excited about it as I was.
I can't stop laughing...
When I was a kid, we used to go to this beach house for the holidays. There was really tall grass. I would take my clothes off and pretend that I was a shark.
When I was like 6, one time on the way back from visiting my grandparents in Florida we stopped at a gift shop near the Alabama line, I got some boiled peanuts, I love boiled peanuts, and was eating them for about 30 mins, before my mom asked me what I was doing with my shells. I very sweetly said "I'm eating them." She flipped because she as a kid got scared and inhaled a peanut shell into her lung and had to have a lobe removed. I no longer eat the shells.
Jennifer King this is too cute 😭
people eat peanuts with the shell? 😱😳 it's like soft wood to me 😲
@@anniebe4992 I was six, and didn't really know any better, and when they're boiled they're soft, so I was just popping them in my mouth. My mom case, she was cracking the shell in her mouth when her oldest sister scared her and she gasped and inhaled the shell when she did.
@@thunderstorminblack ok, I think they don't sell those soft ones here 😲
mom purchased an activity book.
there was a family tree page.
“oh, doesn’t that look fun sweetie?”
“sure!” *eats paper*
needless to say it did not look fun to me.
One day I saw some guys in my town using one of those mint sprays to make your breath smell better. So the next day I found some of my dads cologne and thinking it was the same thing sprayed it in my mouth. It took the whole day to get rid of the taste
Oh wait I remember something
I used to think that when you were sleeping you don’t breathe.
When I mentioned it in my private Abacus class the teacher jokingly said “So, we turn to zombies when we wake up?”
I was kinda scarred
I’m pretty sure that’s what sleep apnea is.
But it’s only for short periods of time.
When I was around 6, I watched the Truman Show with my sister and spent the next year convinced and terrified that my every move was being filmed for a secret audience.
We had plants with bean pods all over the neighborhood I lived in when I was 5. One day I thought it would be a grand idea to open a bean pod up and stick one of the beans in my nose. I stuck it up so far up my nose my parents had to take me to a clinic that could dig the bean out.
My mum had a friend at school who did this with a rubber (eraser for US readers) and had to go to the hospital too!
My sister and I tried to help my mom clean the bathroom.
With baby oil.
Me and my sis liked to do that, but pretended it was an ice rank- my mom no longer buys baby oil for that reason
@@mayawilliams35 It makes it super shiny and smells good at least 😂
@@mayawilliams35 i imagine 2 kids just sliding at incomprehensible speeds and then just a meaty thud
My parents got a new car and were admiring it in the driveway when they heard a grinding noise and came around to the other side of the car to find me “coloring” on the passenger side door with a rock.
Also, my sisters tried bungee jumping from the top bunk of their bed by tying a scarf around their waists and one of them got stuck and the other one had to go screaming to my dad because they thought she was going to die
We were really stupid kids
Was too young to remember this but I, supposedly, was so fascinated by insects that I ate a live cockroach and wasp.
I wondered what pepper spray tasted like... it was painful
When i was a kid at sleepovers,every kid did this thing where you stand against the wall and hyperventilate as long as you can, then hold your breath while someone pushed your chest against the wall. Then i fell to the floor clunk! I was passed out for like 20minutes! My best freind keept yelling my name ,she was crying, and when i woke up i never did that again. Even though everyone still did that!
I was really young but I remember almost clearly; I was in the bathroom snooping around through my parents' things, when I found some sort of makeup marker(?) in my mom's stuff. Me, being the little dumbass I was, thought "hey, it's a marker, _I'm gonna draw on the cabinet door with it."_ Needless to say, my parents weren't nearly as entertained as I was.
I trained myself to play mary had a little lamb with my nose on a recorder
that's not dumb.
that's artistic.
That's just impressive
not dumb, Just genius
This video has just reaffirmed the idea that I'm not having kids
judging by your pfp and name, you will definitely not have any kids at all
I used to play a game where I would jump from our cube freezer to the couch, my grandmother came over and moved it not realizing I did this and next time I did it I hit my face off the corner and that's why I have a scar on my eyebrow.
When I was a kid my dad gave me some binoculars. I decided to look at the sun using them. Fortunately I didn't go blind
Ok, when I was little I learned how oysters made pearls. So, being the genius I was, I put some dirt in my mouth and rolled it around, trying to make a pearl. It didn't work and I'm a dumbass.
When I was maybe about 6-8 years old, me and my friend (who was at least one year younger than me) found a really big mattress laying against the wall in one of the rooms in my house. I started pulling it like the idiot I was, and it fell on me. My friend immediately started jumping on top of me, and I couldn’t get free from under the weight of the mattress and my friend, who was luckily very small. Eventually my mom found me.
i was about 6-7 years old. I had the idea of making "potions" so I got a paper cup, and started filling it up with random liquids (i remember i put in soap, so luckily i didn't actually drink it). i then had the idea of microwaving a cookie and get the "cookie liquids" inside the cup. so i microwaved a cookie and then accidentally set up the fire alarm. the cookie was really hot and was stuck to the microwave.
Oh my God, I remember microwaving skittles because I liked the way sugar looked when it was in liquid form (this was during the time those cake competition shows were popular and when they used sugar glass as a part of their display). My dad's glass plate broke, and I swore to never do it again
I made these shapes with plastic beads, it was flexible so I asked my nan to put it in the microwave to strengthen it, as if I knew of heat treatment at that time and glad I didn't
Obviously the thing would've melted and I thought I broke the microwave when it stopped
My sister did that.
She’s do it in the hallway bathroom, and fill up the sink with water mixed with soap and detergent and other stuff.
In the UK we have these split pin things. They've got two prongs about a millimeter each. The idea is that you push them through paper, and spread the little prongs out to the side, and they keep the paper together.
4 year old me decided it would be a good idea to stick one in my ween-hole.
It felt like fire, and stung for a long time.
ouch 😳😳😳
btw do you speak German? ... re: your nickname 🤔😇
@@anniebe4992 Nope. I was messing around with my friend on the beaches of normandy in Call of Duty WWII and I started chasing him with a shovel. He said "Ahh! It's the Crazy Spade Maniac!" And thus, my name, in german, was born.
@@I.AM.BIG.J lol I see :D
there's a K missing I just noticed: der Verrückte...
👋🏼
I use to throw old raisins at my sister & scream terd.
Oh man... I did a lot of dumb things when I was little.
Gave my dog frosted cheerios, she got sick of course.
Went to bed with a snack, fell asleep with it half eaten, then wake up with a leg full of bug bites.
Went to neighbor houses without my parents knowing. Had dinner at one of them when my parents was making dinner for me.
Drew on my toys with a pen. It was like I was a tattoo artist.
Put a plastic wand in an electric socket. Luckily, I didn't get shocked.
When I was a kid, I couldn't do Cartwheels properly, and one day, I finally did a proper cartwheel! ...chrashing into a computer
In third grade I called a girl a meatball.
Explanation: I think i was in third grade but cannot guarantee. Also, i associate people with random things and thats why.
i like to call people "peanuts"
Lol. I call some ppl mushrooms and i call one of my friends a foot creature
I was a teen at the time, but I was playing with a fallen tree that was still attached to the stump, like 10-15 feet long and 4 inch diameter at the point i held it at. I decided to try to push it enough to make it fall the other way. it fell towards me. I kid you not, I did that cartoon thing where the character runs back and forth only for it to fall on my head directly.
That said, I didn't lose consciousness and have had no symptoms of concussion (yes I know that a concussion can still happen without falling unconscious).
sometimes my anxiety tells me to get it X-rayed though.
I always let our guinea pigs run around our apartment. When I move the couch, I found a huge pile of shit. Also a patch of the carpet was chewed out. If you do this, get all cords picked up or you will have no way to plug your tv or lamps in
I have not laughed this hard for ages.
Tears streaming, seriously.
Now to read the comments for other stories.
When I was 5 or 6 I purposely plugged in something the wrong way out of curiosity. The power in my house went out. Thankfully it was only a safety feature or it could've been worse
Tareq N. Gaming how do you plug something in the wrong way? Where I’m from (America) plugs are able to be flipped either way unless it’s some heavy-duty thing
@@kalevala1778 I live in Asia. (Country not given due to privacy) In the country that I live in there are two plug types. One is the Type G, the other one is Type C (Link to image: www.google.com/search?q=asia+plug&client=ms-android-asus&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ACYBGNSny6B3gpnSloFOj5b2HumfUBmrbA:1578967385358&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjC1vbw_4HnAhWWV30KHa3tCaEQ_AUoAXoECA8QAQ&biw=570&bih=239#imgrc=rtTf1-m-m44CMM%3A ) The Type C one can be plugged in to the Type G one, but the Type G one can't be plugged in to the Type C oone I decided that it would be a good idea to plug in a Type C plug into a Type G socket with one end in the top hole. And then the power went out.
Me and my bois chewed on tree bark in school for fun, we were not the brightest people in the school
I was alive and breathing
*thats stupid*
-words from my parents
Love peanut shells.
When I was in elementary school, My 5th grade teacher was Mr.Rounds. One day when I was in his class, I accidentally called him “dad”. Then he laughed for a bit and admitted that a few of my classmates accidentally called him “Mom”
I may have already posted this with more detail, but before I reached the age of Kindergarten, I climbed down the ladder of an open storm drain manhole next to my house and walked a couple hundred yards to a big open pit where construction of the pipe was occurring. I freaked out the workmen and tried to climb the bank and race off to freedom, but they caught me. When I told them how I got in, there was a lot of yelling at other crew to go put the lid back on! I told my mom more than 50 years later. She was horrified, but it was a little late to get angry. She still brings it up, occasionally.
I put floaties on my feet thinking I could walk on water, fell forward in the water and was
hanging upside down until my mom saved me
(I was like 5)
I have one
My brother(to my little cousin): what's your favorite season
My little cousin: banana
😂😂😂
I once pooped in the yard with my dog.
My then-3 y.o. daughter ran into the house and dragged me out to show me the "chicken poop". I should have known what it was. We didn't have chickens.
She pooped in the yard, and was so proud to show me!
Once when I was like five I grabbed a razor and slid my finger across to feel the metal and a few months later I filled a grey bucket with water and started mixing water and grass and stuff, got bored and tossed it onto the concrete. My sister was yelling a few seconds later and I turned around to find that whatever was in the bucket before didn't dilute due to the water and when it hit the hot concrete it started a fire. Yeah idk how either but it happened.
I went to a very popular restaurant on a Friday night with my parents and their Friends. I hit the fire alarm button and the entire restaurant started the alarm. The manager quickly deactivated it and laught it off. My parents were furious for obvious reasons
Eating a whole box of sugar lumps my family still hasn't let me live that down lol
My brother and I tried to hatch an ender dragon egg in Minecraft…our disappointment was immeasurable.
When I was five I saw my friend go to the nurse for some unnamed reason and didn’t come back to play that recess, the next day it was cold out and I didn’t want to go out so I rammed my head on a pole and told an ea that I needed an ice pack and got sent to the nurse, well.... she just gave me an ice pack and sent me back out
My brother and I found a giant plastic bag and decided to cover ourselves in it and run around in it. A neighbor yelled at us to stop and after she walked away, we went back to it. She yelled at us again.
We had some bows and arrows.I was told if you aimed it with a higher angle it would go farther. So of course I wonder how far it would go if I shot it straight up in the air. I realized as soon as it left the bow why that was a bad idea. Luckily it got stuck in a tree and I didn't die
Love is magic. Thank you, romantic doggo! In return, I have two stories.
When I was probably no more than 5, my brother was 2 or 3 and not very potty trained. One day, I see this small round brown thing on the bathroom tile. You can see where this is going, right? Well not little me! I pick it up, run to my mom, and tell her I found a raisin. Mom instantly knew it was not a raisin, and told me to give it to her and wash my hands. That's when I realized what it really was. I was too embarrassed to tell my dad that I thought my brother's poop was a raisin, so what did I do? I told him mom made me wash my hands after I picked up a raisin but I didn't know why. To cover my stupidity, I just made myself sound even stupider. It's a wonder how I'm a straight A student.
I also tried to pick up my friend at the same age. Keep in mind that I was always abnormally short, and my friend was pretty big. Needless to say, I fell backwards and hit my head, miraculously not getting anything worse than a headache. That was the first time I was sent to the nurses office, and I was terrified. Yet again I lied about what happened because I was embarrassed. I just said we were hugging and my friend jumped, inadvertently pinning the blame on her. Sorry, Ayla!
Saw a western, so I replayed it with some friends.. Well we turned our swing inzo a gallow..
I was the one to be hanged, till an elderly neighboor screamed his lungs off from of his balcony. Didnt understand the fuss, but I guess he saved my life. I was about 5.
I always thought I didn't blink and how I was supernatural.
Props to my parents for dealing with me
I would paint my face with markers acting like a indian or clown
0:20 narcissus be rollin over in his grave
After watching the live version of Peter Pan as a kid, me and my siblings would jump (with confidence) off of our twin bed.
I felt like if I kept believing in myself, surely I too would fly around my room and meet tinkerbell.
This other time, we tried making a hammock out of bed sheets like the one from The Lion King 1 1/2 (Timone and Pumba's movie). The "hammock" was tied to 2 of the twin beds (they were metal), so it would work. It really did hold up at first, until the beds fell on my older sister-yep, not doing that again.
Long story short, life isn't a Disney movie 😔
I listen to these before bed and the razor story woke me out of my sleep laughing 😂
I cut off my side-burns without telling my parents: hey I want my side-burns to be gone. So I cut them into the bathroom sink, my mum instantly found out and I got in deep shit, iPad was taken for a week :P
Why is that something your parents would be upset about?
Had a single small light bulb (Christmas bulb) and tried to connect it with live exposed wire. I touched the covered part, felt a strong treamer on my arm, I thought it was my sister playing pranks so I preceeded to continue-i was nearing the exposed party went I suddenly realised what was going on..I was in this trench phase and my mind couldn't register any high
I played with mercury. Broke the thermometer carefully and just played with it in my hand. I think I dropped it on the carpet and never saw it again.
I used to run around the halls untill I was cornered by 2 teachers coming both ways
one day I was being cornered, I remembered about camoflarge and decided to camo myself as a painting that was there for 10 seconds
the teacher walked past
I can only hope she had a hard time keeping a straight face
I'm laughing just thinking about it
Constantly climbed on things not ment to be climbed on. When i was about 4 i almost broke my finger because i was tipping a chair back and forth (whilst holding the back of it and standing on the seat), and it came crashing the force of God down on my petite little toddler fingers as i screamed in pain. Now im 12 and still climb on stuff like cat trees, fridges, bookshelves and more. Im waiting for the day i break something bigger...
I once was given what was obviously a cooked bar of soap, was told it was a marshmallow my brother made.And without hesitation I grabbed it and took a big bite out of it and chewed..And it took me a second for me to realize it was soap.
I tried eating a fish and a blade of grass I got sick the next few days after I got better I ate cat litter what the heck
Call 911 and told them to shut up
I went to an amusement park with my parents and brother, we could stay overnight. I like a pole and in the tent that night, I puked.
I use to open my brother’s eyes at night
I spent many afternoons of my childhood and early teens (when the after school care ran out and my mother working till the evening, my father being off to work the entire week) at my grandmother's house, with grandpa and uncle living there.
In primary school (I guess it was on a saturday because then my mother was working and there was no school anyway) I discovered a foreign language channel. I would be starting to learn that language as soon as I would enter 5th grade but I wasn't in 5th grade yet so the language was basically unknown to me.
I enjoyed watching that kids channel a lot and with time I understood more and more. My grandmother even said "why are you watching this? you can't understand it anyway!" but I felt like I understood more than in my native language with time. it was my favourite channel and favourite activity to be listening to this foreign language.
one day I was nevertheless bored and I was messing around with a toy I had gotten and I noticed I could press this lowered button on the remote control. I didn't know what it said, it was a foreign word too. I managed to press the button and suddenly my favourite channel was gone 😭😭😭
I didn't dare to tell my uncle what I had done, because I feared he would become angry. I just told him the channel was gone, hoping he would bring it back, but he was really indifferent about it 😭 so I never got to watch that channel again
when I started learning the foreign language later, however, at least it came very easy to me and I was the best in my class 🤩
I would have enjoyed the tv channel even more then ... but 😥
I guess my uncle was glad I couldn't watch that channel any more because my grandmother found it annoying that it was a foreign language and he wanted to please her (he didn't speak that language either)
I also put a key in the electrical socket, not because I wanted to drive the house, but because it looked like a spot where a key belonged.
Used to play like I was a horse and go lick the salt block with our horse and eat her food with her. Lol!!!
.....I sprayed the tv with a water gun.....I was a idiot
I grabbed a hot iron when i was a kid.
Still have the scar to show for it
6:32
Same
I just was so bored and wanted to skip rocks with my neighbor, but we were nowhere near a river, so the road was the next thing. Thankfully it landed on the trunk and not through a window. Honestly, I don't even remember the lady even stopping the car. I just remember the metallic thunk sound and suddenly my mother and my neighbor's mother were walking towards us, not looking happy. Then I was sitting in the living room, watching my mom talk to the lady through the window and that's it.
Now that I'm older and have a car of my own, I have a real "stink eye" for children playing close to the side of the road, apparently alone.
I burned a pillowcase by putting a lamp underneath it. No clue why, I might've been pretending it was an egg or something? but it had a sizable burn hole afterwards, I'm just glad it wasn't my Digimon pillowcase, iirc it was a Disney one? I was probably like 6 or 7, so I'm extra glad I didn't catch the house on fire, definitely one of the stupider things I did.
Pushing the fire alarm in Kindergarten... Guess you know how it ended
One time I was hanging out with my Best Friend and we decided to drive to Starbucks (as one does) and we took her car and it was one of the cars that has the camera in the back to look when you are backing out… now it was hard to see through the screen… now instead of going around and wiping off the camera…. She decided to wipe off the screen… Not once, not twice, not even four times…. She tried to wipe off the screen 7 times…. 💀
Not even a minute ago I accidentally shot myself of the smaller stapler gun and it hurts like hell
8:37 One of my ex-boyfriends jumped off the porch when he was a kid, thinking he could fly because of his Superman pjs. I had to stop and re-read that, to see if it was him. LMAO
I eat the plastic on fruit roll ups to lol
When I was 5 I had the Idea to eat Sand, I regreted it.
I dont like sand.its coarse rough irritating and it gets everywhere
Everyone has, nemotastsic.
@@marcus-vu8gj As a little kid I just had the idea to eat sand, and I regreted it.
MarcoDaBoi STAR WARS
@@toasterlad5577 *Nemotastic
I almost suffocated in my laughter wtf is wrong with me
Edit: not a metaphor. Im crying oh god im insane
When I was in 6th grade I sat next to the window and a wasp came in. I screamed MOMMY!!! Uh I mean miss…….
man we were some weird kids lol
When I was 8 or 9 I had a littlest pet shop play set that had an elevator that went up and down using a crank but I wanted to try to push the elevator down without the crank and my hand got stuck in the play set
In the early 2000s my *sister* washed my moms new flip-phone because it got some dust on it
I ate the powdered green soap you clean bathtubs with
i ate snow
and ice from frozen puddles
2:21 somehow this works a bit for me - I forget I have to breathe, and then I somehow don't have to breathe until I remember it. I wouldn't try this, but it's pretty cool.
Once when was like 8 or 9 my school use to have these huge spikey fence so me and my friend decide to climb it then i got stuck with my duck hovering over a sharp spike luckily before i slipped someone grabbed me
Btw my parents didnt and still dont know i almost lost my duck
When I was young I once tried to start a fire using hot water.
I joined orchestra (I am in band now)
I have a few stories lol.. one time when I was about 4 I chugged a bottle of hand sanitizer I also pretended to fish with a charger when I was sitting on the counter when I was about 4 my mom walked in and I said I fish
6:02 my friend has the same problem with trying to hit me but hurting him self more
When i was a kid i was cutting a box to fast and ended up stabbing myself in the knee with the knife, luckily i didn't bleed or need help.
I have a stove in my dining room. When I was like 6 or something I was spinning around and dancing. The stove was on. I tripped and burnt my hand on the glass part. My parents weren’t in the room but my older sister was. However she was drawing and didn’t see. I freaked out and thought I would get into trouble for not being careful so I didn’t tell anyone. I sat around for like half an hour with a really sore hand. Eventually I started crying from the pain and my parents asked what had happened. I fessed up and they panicked, rushed me to the bathroom and ran cold water over my hand. I still have a slight mark.
I used to stand on soccer balls or basketballs when I was little. I don't think I stopped for a while even after I broke my arm falling off one.
This isn't the stupidest but still. Someone I knew ate a dead fly, so I asked them on a scale of one to ten how did it taste? They answers with -64,
I thought my older sisters PlayStation 2 could play movies when I was 4, it couldn’t.
Love is magic
At this point the romantic doggo's worth a try
I discovered that my schools iPad would black out for a few seconds when we erased on them (some cases could have maker drawn on them for math) realized it was the magnetic fluff that the erasers have I haven’t done somthing dumb yet but I’m 13 I’ll do somthing stupid soon
When I was 8, I used to go to the tiled mirror upstairs, take my pants off, and check my añüš. I don't know why, but it felt necessary.
Something that can be considered stupid, but is not very stupid in my eyes.
So i was at school once, and i got a little hyper and broke a object on accident. It wasnt a big deal but in the hallway up the stairs i laughed about that to myself (i have no friends so yeah..) and then sh*tty boy who bullies me (who we will call sh*t Q) slaps me and calls me a downy (sorry if i spelt that wrong) and because i hate him and he didnt have to slap me, i got pissed off and started swearing at him. And the WHOLE F*CKIN CLASS INCLUDING THE TEACHER (who i also really hate) STARTS TO SIDE WITH HIM. And then i just sneak-ran outside crying, and my brain said: "F*ck it, lets just walk home i can just remember the way the taxi drives." And then i walked home, without a jacket, without a phone, with a epic sense of direction from my autistic brain and not caring that it was cold. That whole walk took me a hour.. but it was worth it?? Didnt get in trouble, but the police DID get called bc i was gone and not at the park where i usually went when really upset. Mum and dad were really stressed though oops..
Anyways have a nice day thanks for reading this chaotic comment!
My friends and I thought it was super fun to jump off the roof over a sidewalk onto soft grass. It was loads of fun until my friend Josh slipped and had to get his leg screwed back together.
We also thought it would be fun to hop the fence of the tow yard near our house rob the cars and just for fun break the windows. We were assholes.
This actually made me laugh. 😂😂😂
I got one of them big ass cat's eye marbles stuck up my left nostril when I was small
This video may have been 3 years ago.But….
*i threatened my ipad whenever it didn’t load by almost punching it*
Fell down ONE stair and broke a bone ONE STAIR. Then laid on a huge dog I never met and it but my face. Still have a scar under my nose
I put zipper into a car’s keyhole. Thing is, I was 11