Garbage Retrospective To The Assassin's Creed Series

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  • The Assassin's creed franchise is a series I like. But the story is confusing. But I am going to make it more confusing. I like the story and the stealth game play but it needs more sneaking boats. Boat sneaking should be the focus right now.
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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    I tried to make the videos as unbiased against Assassins and Templars as possible
    If you feel like I failed in my mission to be unbiased complain here www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
    Now I am going to make tacos from minced moose meat. That is actually not a joke.

    • @jayman4432
      @jayman4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i love you

    • @anunc
      @anunc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kilian Experience hi

    • @anunc
      @anunc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kilian Experience you are a funny red panda

    • @user-yq9ed5ts9b
      @user-yq9ed5ts9b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi

    • @ryankujawa7062
      @ryankujawa7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I feel almost as though you are pushing a pro templar ideal, GET REKT EPIC STYLE LIBTARD

  • @nexus1418
    @nexus1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4164

    "Aaaah... Sacré bleu, innit..."
    I'm fucking dead.

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That was the fucking best part, omg xD

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carlos Porto when was that?

    • @roger5555ful
      @roger5555ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      10:13

    • @supasf
      @supasf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kurt 104 thanks👍

    • @aperry8810
      @aperry8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Juh mappel Napoleon

  • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
    @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    Let's make a Pirate game and put some sneaky in it
    - Ubisoft Montreal

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx accidentally made the best AC game in the series

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheB0sss I like it, but I actually like Rogue a bit better, maybe just because of its scenery and less dickish character.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Black Flag: Great game, terrible AC.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Boat stealth sections

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser kind of agree, i did love the stealth in that game tho

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    "The game starts with him hanging out with his assassin friends. And as you would expect"
    "Portugal explodes"

    • @nobodyjusnobody1554
      @nobodyjusnobody1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You know the usual

    • @roxel7522
      @roxel7522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Im from Portugal and I can confirm

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually it's more accurate to say it imploded

    • @thehamster0520
      @thehamster0520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The way he casually says it just gets me every time

    • @jimmydcriket4086
      @jimmydcriket4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have been laughing at "Portugal explodes" for 5 minutes

  • @alexworman
    @alexworman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "I dont even remember what happens, I just remember sailing around having fun."
    What a perfect way to describe Black Flag

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Turning on cheats so you can have epic battles in thunderstorms with massive waves was pretty fun yes

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wellshit9489 I remember when I was playing Black Flag I was taking over a fort (as you do) but the entire time a massive storm with huge waves was there. It was cool as fuck and fun as fuck just bombarding a fort while trying not to die to the storm.
      Another time I had just attempted to fight one of the legendary ships (I think it was the one on the bottom right, the HMS Prince or something), but being a Ubisoft game the game bugged and the music and weather kept playing even though I had lost the battle. After that I swiftly went to the nearest Man O' Wars and started a fight between like 4 of them at once. Again, fun as fuck to board a Man O' War with that music playing while like 3 others are also hull to hull.
      I still haven't beaten the fast legendary ship in the top left though, that shit is difficult af.
      Other non-ship things were cool too (even though the ships stole the show); I actually kinda liked the jungle bits - it felt cool to just run around in a dense jungle doing shit. And the bit at the West coast of Africa was pretty neat too.
      Overall, Black Flag is a thoroughly fun game (even if the missions are quite repetitive and tedious) that definitely deserves a remake.

    • @sanjaynagarimadugu6108
      @sanjaynagarimadugu6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I spent so many hours listening to them sing , exploring new islands and more. It truly was the first strand type game

  • @MetalGearAusInd
    @MetalGearAusInd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    "He's in love with a girl, but shes a Templar and he's a DAIRY PRODUCT"
    10/10 would Kilian again

    • @4vro
      @4vro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like a line from Rick and morty S2E8 or S3E4

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when i read this, "Fell in love with a girl" plays on repeat

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "He can't decline cause cheese doesn't have opinions."

  • @oldbees648
    @oldbees648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    “How long until that French game is released?”
    “I don’t know a year and a half?”
    “Okay *release it tomorrow* “

    • @chankahms6271
      @chankahms6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol

    • @khursaadt
      @khursaadt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chankahms6271 Legend

    • @magnasupreme
      @magnasupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jake Oo. They should of made rogue longer and the released unity after a further year of development and learning how to program for the now current gen

    • @srai5333
      @srai5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i like to imagine thats what happened

    • @Nate1656
      @Nate1656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not gonna lie, I immediately looked for this comment. Funniest line in the video lol.

  • @kutlumzrak2689
    @kutlumzrak2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    "New exotic game location."
    "Massachusets."
    I lost it there :D:D:D:D:D

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kutlu Mızrak hey if the average person can’t spell the name of the place, its exotic

    • @khursaadt
      @khursaadt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrCurbinator trololol

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrCurbinator I mean it is american so should anyone really care?

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AgroBabb Yellowstone edge lord. Bon voyage

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrCurbinator ?

  • @LEFT4BASS
    @LEFT4BASS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I lost it when he pointed out that Desmond had to feel the part where Ezio was being born.

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's so true though. Like "All we know about Ezio is his name and date of birth, so guess how we're finding this man."

  • @TheMono313
    @TheMono313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    "most gruesome war in history"
    THEY ACTUALLY WROTE THAT?????

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      *Ubisoft totally not trying to appeal to americans
      Edit: wait 430 people actually thought my shit reply was funny?

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TheMono313 which brings up the question, which war is?

    • @anon4336
      @anon4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@valon5069 *NAPOLEON IS TYPING*

    • @LooterPenguin
      @LooterPenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      @@valon5069 Uuh... how about the 1st or 2nd World War? I think those are pretty good contenders.

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Funny, I've heard the series was actually historically accurate. I don't want to dispute that but this makes me somewhat doubtful...

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    "I like peace, and I like temples! I'm going to start a peace club called the Templars!"

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If only the actual ending could be like that... Too bad.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Tell me more, tell me more..."

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@math3000 did she put up a fight
      Did you slip her a pill
      Did she call the police
      Did she press charges, got you arrested ,and told them you were driving on your own so you don't have an alliby and looked her in they eye and denied you ever meeeeet heeeeeeeeeer

  • @yaterodst
    @yaterodst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    "They speak the same language why are they fighting."
    Man that line killed me.

    • @michaelbondarenko8904
      @michaelbondarenko8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is actually study American Revolution here, in Ukraine

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sure a lot of people must look back at it like that

    • @stevied3400
      @stevied3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dante's Inferno
      Why? What does language have to do with anything in regard to the rev war? I mean, civil wars for instance happen in countries all the time despite the participants speaking the same language. Sometimes diplomacy fails even with people who speak the same language. How is this difficult to understand?

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some guys don't want to pay taxes so they start a revolution tiny bit more but that's pretty much it.

    • @manakmishra
      @manakmishra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@totallyahuman5055 or you could be ultra-mega rich. No need to pay taxes then BABBYY

  • @gertvandenberghe5914
    @gertvandenberghe5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "Origins isn't set in ancient Egypt." Thank you Kilian, I love you

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it's egypt

    • @gertvandenberghe5914
      @gertvandenberghe5914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@fettaheker Yes, but not ancient. The Egypt people usually call "Ancient Egypt" is Pharaonic Egypt, while the setting of this game is Ptolemaic Egypt, which is Egypt ruled by Macedonians

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gertvandenberghe5914 i don't get a single shit of what you sayed but I agree😂

    • @fettaheker
      @fettaheker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gertvandenberghe5914 i think if they added a bit more Egypt to the game removed the beating the gods missions and added more aassasin to bayek it would be 3 times better

    • @FerretGoober
      @FerretGoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@fettaheker basically egypt was just vibin but then alexander the great just (a macedonian) comes up and takes it all over thus spreading the macedonian steff over from greece.

  • @BegbertBiggs
    @BegbertBiggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    sacre bleu, innit

    • @lecommentateur6336
      @lecommentateur6336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Par ma barbe !

    • @Outside998
      @Outside998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I fucking died at that part.

    • @coletiffany1220
      @coletiffany1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Had me in stitches

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BegbertBiggs that game was such a shame. It had really good atmosphere and a story with a good atmosphere, but c’est la vie.

    • @playaboutpatforms2709
      @playaboutpatforms2709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Innit is ´leicester english

  • @theviniso
    @theviniso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I always expect Portugal to explode in games, that's why Rogue is the only game I've ever enjoyed.

    • @emory4641
      @emory4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vinícius I always look at it as a go to place for assassins creed

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portugal is just a province of spain

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @tiagomaia6730
      @tiagomaia6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Respect brother, we definitely have some amazing story, but everything great we have has been explored already

    • @unoriginalname9556
      @unoriginalname9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jqa16 ???????

  • @Pablo_Esco
    @Pablo_Esco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I like Peace. I like Temples. I'm gonna start a Peace Club called The Templars.
    Accurate af

    • @trialnerror3643
      @trialnerror3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that what actually happened, I never finished the game

    • @ajayavsm7476
      @ajayavsm7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@trialnerror3643 no. nothing significant happens.

    • @gustavfrye2736
      @gustavfrye2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@trialnerror3643 literally nothing happens. But in the Legate of The First Blade >DLC< however, they show that Kassandra has a child who goes to Egypt and has children of it's own making so that Aya is a descendant from the Eagle Bearer, Leonidas and Pythagoras. (wtf). I loved the game btw

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "... the most gruesome war in history: The American Revolution."
    World War 1: [Awkward cough]

    • @reapordeath
      @reapordeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      [World war 2] *looks away*

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Joke *Unnoticed*

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      World war 3: [grins menacingly]

    • @Tom_The_Cat
      @Tom_The_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      American Civil War: *awkwardly shuffles feet*

    • @nonapplicable2009
      @nonapplicable2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the civil war. Rebels and yank blood still stains the south

  • @ShinySwalot
    @ShinySwalot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    3:05 I kid you not I spend 30+ minutes on that part, I just couldn't do the stupid jump

    • @dailyvolvo4830
      @dailyvolvo4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Shiny Swalot true i had to look it up on youtube to figure it out

    • @corvokielea7156
      @corvokielea7156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I spent hours on it since it was my favourite game but I never managed it, so I didn't get to finish the game.

    • @robinchen5458
      @robinchen5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@dailyvolvo4830 even the legend himself looked it up on youtube, now i dont have to feel bad about myself

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I ran around the whole town wondering where I should go when I wasn't able to jump up there. Had to watch a walkthrough.

    • @robinchen5458
      @robinchen5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SmileytheSmile I spent an hour on it... after watching a walkthrough

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I played this at 2am on a school night”
    That was almost certainly a personal attack. That’s the best time to finish a video game...

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I distinctly remember sitting next to my best friend and watching him beat Portal 1 while the July 4th fireworks were going off outside.

  • @necrotic256
    @necrotic256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    >his favourites is 4 and Rogue
    Ahh, i see you are a man of culture as well

    • @fidelio9301
      @fidelio9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      necrotic256 apart from 2 and brotherhood they were the best tbf

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      2 and brotherhood because I'm old.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2 and Brotherhood because I am also old. Haven't even played Revelations yet. Played 4 and Origins a little. But I fucking love 2 and Brotherhood.

    • @juhis5936
      @juhis5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4 and rogue are the only playable ones, Syndicate was ok aswell for a while just cus the setting is cool

    • @stephen9381
      @stephen9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2, 2: revelations and 4 are my favourite, mostly biased on 2 because it was the first I played

  • @MisterNoah
    @MisterNoah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "To leave the game, you must make Ubisoft a bit more money with this game engine".
    So, true

  • @rigel555
    @rigel555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Plot of every game from what I understood from this:
    -ReVEnGe PloT
    -Kill a few people
    -Unnecessarily long exposition
    -???
    -go save the world
    -???
    -were in the modern world actually*
    -???
    - -profit-
    *Plot line killed in AC3

    • @Snacks256
      @Snacks256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wrong, you only save the world once, by killing yourself. Assassin's Creed III was a poignant and philosophical masterpiece. I think.

    • @rigel555
      @rigel555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Snacks256 oh ok

    • @deppjones8789
      @deppjones8789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      forgot revenge-plot

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You missed the part where you do a failing missing and then do a taiking mission and then a taiking mission

    • @Snacks256
      @Snacks256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joseph-no6sn They actually stopped doing tailing and talking missions in Unity onwards.

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    6:34 As an American, no, The American Revolution is not the most gruesome war in history. Not even in American history. Not sure what they were smoking when they wrote that.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      A big pot of "We want to appeal to the narcissistic nationalism of uneducated Americans".

    • @deiranmooring4624
      @deiranmooring4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Civil war would've been great, Jesse James as a templar

    • @waelxvii8161
      @waelxvii8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Eleodie Maracavanya as a non American person i have 0 fucks to give, but fuck America tho

    • @npc1172
      @npc1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@waelxvii8161 lol you from Europe?

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Armed Wombat I don’t think any American thinks that.

  • @dylanmcnab3479
    @dylanmcnab3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Moses has a cameo In origins.
    When you wonder out into the desert you will start to see the ten plagues happen, and you can see him turn his staff into a snake

    • @oka1424
      @oka1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      God is cannon in Assassin's Creed

    • @cjfireblast5458
      @cjfireblast5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dude, we got an ancient civilisation that not only created humans, but also artifices more powerful than /gamemode c, who can shatter the 4th wall despite having being wiped out by a humongous solar flare, we got fist fights WITH THE POPE, and your surprised that god is cannon

    • @igjozz5646
      @igjozz5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God is indeed a cannon. He fires ballistic missiles

    • @Erraddo
      @Erraddo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@igjozz5646 "the Pope" is a biblical ICBM, St George heavily misunderstood his role.

  • @vasilistheocharis164
    @vasilistheocharis164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Greece was fancy before the invention of cigarettes" yeah boi. Still is my guy have you seen those old people drinking coffee and smoking at the kafenia those are some cool old people.

    • @whiskey8838
      @whiskey8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man they trust themselves not to shit

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I don't remember what happens. I just sailed around and had fun."
    This is probably the best review any game can get, honestly.
    When you don't remember the game because you were so absorbed in having fun with it, someone probably did something right.

  • @TheRealCocoColours
    @TheRealCocoColours 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    3:05 made me cry tears... back then of pain, now of laughter

    • @alexyates9828
      @alexyates9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!

    • @RonnieBanerjee007
      @RonnieBanerjee007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexyates9828 me too man.. me too..

    • @carlosedu5
      @carlosedu5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that goddamn jump

  • @tomhepburn1984
    @tomhepburn1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "They tip a load of tea into the harbour because Americans love to tip" killed me.
    Odyssey being set in Grease instead of Greece killed me again.
    Your best video yet Kilian. Btw you owe me two funerals.

  • @soda8182
    @soda8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "They speak the same language, why are they fighting?" Lol

  • @TheFarSideNoob
    @TheFarSideNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    As someone who was an Assassins' Creed fanatic between II through IV, it now seems like the the biggest flaw the series has is the concept. Take away the interesting characters (i.e. Ezio and Edward) and what's left is a story about a group of anarchist psychos who think they can make the world a better place by murdering people, who only look good in comparison by making the other side a bunch of Saturday Morning Cartoon Villains.

    • @panq8904
      @panq8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Agreed, IMHO scenes where MC's like Altair and Bayek gloat over the targets they've killed are a little sickening, even after Altair learns his lesson it's difficult to like him as a character after that.
      As a lover of history their twisting of events to make particular factions and people out to be the villains whilst claiming to be "Historically accurate" is also extremely annoying, AC3's Charles Lee being the worst offender so far.

    • @Stanehable
      @Stanehable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Biggest flaw of Ass Creed is that it became a heartless money grab by Ubisoft which became a short of evil corporation themself

    • @cristalido3640
      @cristalido3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The templars in Assassin's Creed 3 were the best, they did know what they wanted. Also, Ezio explained what the assassins really are very well.

    • @jelleposthuma8786
      @jelleposthuma8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved bayek as a character though

    • @firas9102
      @firas9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@panq8904 nobody claimed it's historically accurate. There is a big difference between "based on historical events" and "historically accurate"

  • @darkshaver1
    @darkshaver1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Did they seriously call the american revolutionary war the ”most gruesome war in history”?
    wow
    Just.. wow

    • @TheFarSideNoob
      @TheFarSideNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Total Casualties for all sides in American Revolution: c. 60,000
      Causalities for the British Army on Day 1 of the Battle of the Somme, WWI: c. 57,000
      tHE mOST gREUSOME wAR iN hISTORY: tHE aMERICAN rEVOLUTION

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      hahaha that's so typical of them thinking they're the center of the world, yeah you really don't take their words at face value.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The Revolutionary War was actually pretty civilized by the standards of that time. The British never shied away from atrocities, but this time they fought people of whom they thought of as brethren. So it's not even the most gruesome war fought on US soil, that would be the Civil War (on a World stage it's clearly WW2).
      Whoever wrote that, was either an idiot or tried to appeal to the vain nationalism of uneducated Americans.

    • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
      @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Olle Rosenholmer I mean, that's not even the most gruesone war fought by US WTF? (Pretty sure that they lost most people during the civil war).

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      f1r3 hunt3rz umm, thats was by the French and Canadian devs/publishers, in what possible way is that the fault of the Americans?

  • @Capsberry
    @Capsberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Ok. Release it tomorrow."
    I'm crying!

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ubisoft HQ: How long until that France game is released?
    Ubisoft Montreal: I don’t know. A year and a half maybe....?
    Ubisoft HQ: Okay..... *Release It Tomorrow*

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ubisoft Montpellier should have made that game instead. Don't believe me, try playing the Rayman series, Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie, Beyond Good and Evil, and Valiant Hearts: The Great War.

  • @derpizzaman1050
    @derpizzaman1050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    sacre bleu innit

  • @mr.x5047
    @mr.x5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "you play as Shay. An Assassin turned Templar. And it's weird playing as the good guys"
    Mots accurate description of Rogue I've ever heard

    • @sahilrahman5066
      @sahilrahman5066 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironically the only assassin's creed game I have ever played

  • @reiendowo
    @reiendowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Edward meets famous pirates like Blackbeard... And less famous pirates, like the rest of them"
    Couldn't agree more

  • @RodsRetroplays
    @RodsRetroplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Someone saying good things about Rogue? What alternate reality is this?!

    • @Cerylion
      @Cerylion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      I have yet to see someone NOT saying good things about Rogue :P

    • @RodsRetroplays
      @RodsRetroplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Cerylion I like that game, honestly. Not as much as AC1 and AC2, but it sure felt nice playing as a templar after Haytham again.

    • @sebastiandurando2493
      @sebastiandurando2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rogue is my second favorite AC.

    • @IBrowneeI
      @IBrowneeI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I mean, Black Flag is my favourite AC of the lot, and Rogue is just... shorter Black Flag, except with an Irish guy and an occasional attempt on your life by Assassin's that can't stop whispering. What's not to like?

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What the hell do you mean, everyone fanboys over Rogue, it seems everyone and their mother only wants to play as Templars in an IP called Assassin's Creed. Fucking hell it gets annoying.

  • @frederick6512
    @frederick6512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "How long until that France game?"
    "Uhhhhh, a year and a half maybe?"
    "Goooood release it tomorrow!"
    I fucking choked

  • @canlex
    @canlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    3:08 actually stopped me from beating the game when I was younger

    • @tellemyboy
      @tellemyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Canlex I got PTSD from just looking at that

    • @antcircus5564
      @antcircus5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It'd like that scene from into the Spiderverse where he can't stop sticking to stuff

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canlex man I hated that soooooo much. It always made me want to destroy my PS4.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Crispycream08 It wasn't out on the PS4...

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE1NONLY1 I played it like a month ago...

  • @Andrew-sl7tj
    @Andrew-sl7tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    love the classical music in the video
    1:19 hungarian dance no 5
    2:11 Nessun Dorma
    3:04 dies irae - verdi requiem
    4:06 barber of Seville - Figaro's aria
    8:49 carmen suite - habanera
    does anyone know what some of the other pieces in the video are?

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      11:15 oh mio babbino caro

    • @huntermccarver43
      @huntermccarver43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      9:11 The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky

    • @thesweboy2873
      @thesweboy2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5:57 Don't know if the tune from 'Team America' movie counts as "classical music" though :-p
      But there it is.

    • @hotpocketbitch
      @hotpocketbitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew 12:11 dance macabre

    • @Andrew-sl7tj
      @Andrew-sl7tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesweboy2873 I'll allow it

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Cesare Borgia" who was a Spanish person who took control of Italy and did what a Spanish person in control of Italy would do" Hahahaha so clicher. But yeah, its how any Spanish person person control of Italy would do.

    • @Eshanas
      @Eshanas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Southern Italy ruination 6.8]

  • @logfire4628
    @logfire4628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Awe, sacre bleu, innit!?" I'm dead.

  • @recepates5091
    @recepates5091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Kilian's masterpiece. You can literally choose any random second in the video and it's a good joke.

  • @Matdrox
    @Matdrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy's Swedish dialect is so strong my IKEA table started cooking meatballs

  • @ludowic8187
    @ludowic8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Thanks for the video swedish man on the internet!

    • @tinpustaj2486
      @tinpustaj2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He is a swedish red panda you puny human

    • @Eudomac99
      @Eudomac99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm now really intrigued about these 10 taps of yours

    • @ludowic8187
      @ludowic8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, thanks alot Macdonald!

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did he mention Euros then and not Kronas?

    • @adriac1291
      @adriac1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gothicfan51 Because most people dont know how much 200kr is in their currency

  • @thebhoy2000
    @thebhoy2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The DS game better be in this

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was disappointed, i'm serious....

    • @FUNBadTime
      @FUNBadTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about the PSP game?

    • @RubbelDieKatzNr1
      @RubbelDieKatzNr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We don't talk about the PSP

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That ds game was good. Didnt complete it cause got stuck

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like the Simpsons had a great DS game, so did Assassin's Creed.
      Maybe Marge really is a templar.

  • @maarchalk2840
    @maarchalk2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The new AC game revolves around "vikings" oh boi I can't wait for that video.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lot of politics in the raid and pillage simulator where you try to increase the radius of your murder blender until you can kill Templars on the horizon line.

  • @JXHNDRX
    @JXHNDRX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "The game actually starts with the main character being born....Desmond had to feel that"
    I LITERALLY LAUGHED

  • @FawnGesicht
    @FawnGesicht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Uh oh, time for vengeance" favorite line I like to use in my daily life at inappropriate times.

  • @xdiamondx5721
    @xdiamondx5721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hey, I just played Assassins Creed this morning.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.
    Killian = Mind Reader

    • @freekhoogveld9185
      @freekhoogveld9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who is this Killian guy? The guy in prison?

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not just a mind reader. Remember how he was thinking for like 2 days for how to continue that one section? Therefore, he must be a /precognizant/ mind reader!

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mustn't had a shit morning then

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you realize his videos take days to make right? He can't read minds. He can see into the future.

    • @xdiamondx5721
      @xdiamondx5721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourethatmantis5178 oh crap your right

  • @sheltonhatton3325
    @sheltonhatton3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Release ir tomorrow” ive literally never laughed so hard at a TH-cam video in my LIFE.

  • @1996Pinocchio
    @1996Pinocchio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I played this at 2am on a school night, and it blew my mind so I couldn't sleep"
    Same

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Sacré bleu, innit" is one of the best things you've said.

  • @kneau
    @kneau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    02:17 _"...had to feel that."_
    *This is alarmingly correct.*

  • @aytek98
    @aytek98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:08 No one but killian could explain the best game of the franchise in such an accurate sentence.

  • @crumbledonkeythirtyseven
    @crumbledonkeythirtyseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “They speak the same language, why are they fighting”

  • @willrigby8202
    @willrigby8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    13:16 I guess the twenty centuries of Ancient Egyptian history weren't interesting enough for Ubisoft.

  • @jose2226
    @jose2226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Are you Stitch from Lilo and Stitch?

  • @carolinehan2073
    @carolinehan2073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Moses sequence makes me laugh every time.

  • @alexandersong5753
    @alexandersong5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lmao Julius Caesar is "ancient Tom Hanks"

  • @vendicius154
    @vendicius154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "I've played every Assassin's Creed game" oh, I'm sorry...

    • @lost-one
      @lost-one 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As an IT consultant I must say that I'm very annoyed with that comment. The .it domain name is very rare, largely unsupported and is therefore bound to have issues. I find it distasteful that you give us the blame for this error in mismanagement.
      Edit: Guy I responded to deleted his comment. This comment is now extremely weird and I expect to be collected by a psychiatric unit at any point.
      Edit2: I was released from the asylum after a short exchange of words. Turns out that people generally acting in more perplexing manners over the internet, is a well accepted phenomenon and I was therefore diagnosed as totally sane. The staff was very polite and gave me a straight jacket as an apology for their gruesome mistake. I plan on using it for BDSM with my imaginary girlfriend.

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man, now I really want to know what he was talking about. Might you tell us about.it?
      Sorry, I had to.

    • @britneewashington4106
      @britneewashington4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your pfp!

  • @garethharris8732
    @garethharris8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Killian for smash bros ultimate

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he'll be dead then!

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah we got the piranha plant so i think the roster is pretty complete now

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is already in smash who do you think caused all the characters except Kirby to get thanosed?

  • @AmilGaoulKris
    @AmilGaoulKris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Oi mate je m'appelle Napoleon .

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd like to crown Kilian as the king of European-based jokes

  • @RaidsEpicly
    @RaidsEpicly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    god damn killian, the music in this game is ON POINT.
    For anyone interested, the song that plays at the end of the revelations bit is "Dschinghis Khan - Dschinghis Khan" (groups name is the same as the songs name), easy to find on youtube if you search the phrase

  • @stargazer4326
    @stargazer4326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Assassin's Creed Rogue Internet Defence Force has arrived, but that's not a bad thing.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly the most powerful force on Earth.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 *cough* Black Flag was better... *cough*

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeadSpacedOut Agh! How dare You!!!
      Nah just kidding I actually would probably agree. Though to be honest, I actually think the first game was the best, at least as far as how cool it felt for a first time experience. Don't get me wrong though, the sequels still blow it out of the water in virtually every way.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 i never played the first one, damn :/ i only played Bloodlines, Revelations, 3, Black Flag and Rogue... since then it seems like AC is just complete shite tbh lol i wish they'd go back to their roots damnit!

  • @bobthemouse6668
    @bobthemouse6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow funny how nostalgia can make you forget the absolute potato faces everyone has in Assassin's creed 2

  • @efeambroseenthusiast180
    @efeambroseenthusiast180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:02 “and, as you expect; Portugal explodes.”

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sacré bleu innit?

  • @pazz
    @pazz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Jacob didn't become Jack the Ripper, Evie didn't kill him. It was Jacob's apprentice, Jack.

    • @carlosmaestre
      @carlosmaestre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thank you! I rushed into comments to see if anyone had pointed that out!

    • @az12223
      @az12223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its a fucking joke you dumfuck

    • @engineerheavy1344
      @engineerheavy1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ecrusar I think he said that so people weren’t confused

    • @kacpernowak1535
      @kacpernowak1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But it would be better if this ended like he said in the video.

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@az12223 calm down dude, not everyone gets every single joke ever told...

  • @LundinSebastian
    @LundinSebastian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:08
    The best joke in this video was.
    It's so accurate.

  • @Anonymous-Wolf
    @Anonymous-Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:09 That frikin mission on Assassin's Creed 2 I was stuck there for more than 2 years until I got internet connection .

  • @lunal.8556
    @lunal.8556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    BY THE KING, WHAT GLORIOUS TEMPLAR PROPAGANDA!

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brought to you by Abstergo entertainment.

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will never forget the feeling when I finally realized that the Templars were the good guys.

  • @onion69420
    @onion69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They are just average
    But revelations always had a place in my heart

    • @onion69420
      @onion69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aydingundogar9217 It's because the worlds is so empty,the side missions are meh at best,and the story itself tries to much to blend with the stories of the past present and future instead of assassination missions,we get tailing missions for more than half of the game.

    • @ironic4910
      @ironic4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you could craft bombs

    • @canaarar4331
      @canaarar4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anupam Srivastava I’m glad you like Revelations. I like it too but they kinda fucked Istanbul and Capadocchia

  • @IwashereJay
    @IwashereJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:16 almost made me decorate the walls with cereals

  • @ndricimhalili9793
    @ndricimhalili9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    AC "Syndicate" was pretty great and I think "Unity" is to blame for not being so popular. Since it was hated amongst fans, people lost trust in Ubisoft and skipped it.
    Also the funny thing about "Rogue" is that it was not the main AC of that year and it was more loved than "Unity". People didn't expect much from it and you can say it was an AC4 rip-off gameplay wise, but it had a great story.
    "Unity" pissed me off for not putting much attention to Napoleon Bonaparte a.k.a the greatest war tactician of all time.

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ndriqim Halili no syndicate is to blame for it not being so popular, it was a terrible game

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheB0sss Playing it right now, it's alright, not quite flawless, but good enough. The atmosphere is awesome, shit, there is a bunch of people near Big Ben singing "Rule Britannia". Combat is meh, love stealth part tho, feels realistic, until you get an upgrade that makes you invisible literally. Story is okay, characters are generic, but developed enough to me to not abandon the game (as I did with Far Cry 5, it was just boring). Gang mechanics are alright, the side missions aka the district missions are fun. Overall, I'd recommend it to someone who likes this British atmosphere as I do. If not - the game probably would appear boring or just not good enough. Can't rate the story since haven't finished yet, far from it

    • @monalisa-bs4zs
      @monalisa-bs4zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unity is actually really good, though I played it with zero bugs..

  • @stolencheese
    @stolencheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    wow Kilian stole my 2012 joke. I feel ripped off

  • @therealitzatrap
    @therealitzatrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man this was amazing. It reminded me of all the fun times I had in this series, and why I stopped playing.

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are great reviews/retrospectives, plz keep em coming

  • @Alba_Longa
    @Alba_Longa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:15 Killed me.
    Sacre bleu, Innit?

    • @finjanx9402
      @finjanx9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude please explain the joke, tried to get explanation from Google but failed

    • @Cailan_Mors
      @Cailan_Mors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahmed Hussam Kazim "Innit" is British slang and the french characters have British accents.

    • @finjanx9402
      @finjanx9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cailan_Mors thnx dude

  • @BobbyBlockable
    @BobbyBlockable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This video is counter-revolutionary and reactionary.

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What does that even mean?

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "dirty Templar propaganda"

    • @Foxr-
      @Foxr- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dirty Assasin propaganda

  • @zoningouterspace
    @zoningouterspace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have to say, the entire unity bit was hilarious and when you got to the accents I just couldn't. stop. laughing.

  • @sarkasmt2
    @sarkasmt2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I also played the ending on a late schoolnight when I was like 13 years old and had a similar reaction 😂

  • @louayattia8180
    @louayattia8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    No lie, I unironically adore Syndicate. One of the most interesting and fun games in the series imo. Granted, I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes ALL of the AC games (yes, even Revelations and Unity)

    • @louayattia8180
      @louayattia8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Rob Bob For having an opinion on video games...?

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Louay Attia no, for liking objectively bad games, that's called fanboyism

    • @louayattia8180
      @louayattia8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheB0sss 'Objectively bad games'. Alright, I'll bite. I found games like Unity and Syndicate really enjoyable because they changed up the Assassin's Creed formula and made it more in-depth. The graphics were beautiful, the combat was more intuitive, the stealth mechanics were tweaked to be more immersive, the parkour was vastly improved, and the stories (especially in the case of Syndicate) were fun adventures that introduced us to some really fun and lovable characters. Of course I understand that these games have flaws, so before you bring up the infamous glitches that plagued Unity upon launch, I'm well aware. These glitches were not an issue for ME however, since I played Unity months after launch after it had been patched. I recognize that the glitches were an issue that certainly don't shine Ubisoft in the best light as a game company, but I'm not going to use them to judge the game in its current state. Because that would be stupid.
      All in all, those are the reasons I found Syndicate and Unity to be excellent entries in the Assassin's Creed series. Of course, this is all MY opinion, and you don't have to agree with any of it, but saying that they're 'objectively bad games' and calling me a 'fanboy' simply for liking something that you and some other segments of the fanbase didn't, is a bit narrow-minded, and certainly a dick move. But anyways, I thank you for allowing me the opportunity to explain why I enjoy these games; I always love a good discussion.
      Good day to you, sir.

    • @TheB0sss
      @TheB0sss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Louay Attia I was indeed specifically talking about unity, I have no strong opinions on syndicate since unity ruined the series for me.
      Me saying it's objectively bad, I was referring to it's launch state, which I assumed you played because you're a fan of the series.

    • @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
      @rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wach asa7bi

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:10 "ive been kidnapped, nagnagnag ...torture"
    gets me everytime :P

  • @Kosm0Dawq
    @Kosm0Dawq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Hallo whats the biggest game arcade in the world?"
    "you serious? United States"
    " thats New games location"

  • @jacobpoore9575
    @jacobpoore9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:05 I for real spent like 8 hours on that jump

  • @michaeldedrick8307
    @michaeldedrick8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jabob isn't Jack the Ripper, it's another assassin that he trained. The DLC is all about rescuing Jacob from Jack.

    • @kelonfreeman9823
      @kelonfreeman9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Dedrick I was so confused when he said that. Glad to know I wasn’t going crazy

  • @NotSoObvious
    @NotSoObvious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:05 I laughed so hard i nearly spat my dinner everywhere. If you know then YOU KNOW. Kilian you madlad

    • @jacobpoore9575
      @jacobpoore9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, I had that same problem.

  • @MoonLight-zj8iu
    @MoonLight-zj8iu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "And as you expect, Portugal explodes."

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:40 Undying admiration for that pun. UNDYING, Kilian!

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Super Assassin Odyssey is the best game in the series

    • @gheorghenicolae
      @gheorghenicolae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me is brotherhood

    • @modestzachman758
      @modestzachman758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon I love Assassins Creed 3D World.

    • @Ryocniel
      @Ryocniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait, are you Christopher Moon or a crazy killer

    • @gheorghenicolae
      @gheorghenicolae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about assassins creed 4D world

    • @vysaikina6506
      @vysaikina6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Paper Assassin is freaking great too

  • @ric-1
    @ric-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAAVVEEE HER

  • @GURKENGOTT
    @GURKENGOTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this video so much. Had a blast during that Napoleon impression.

  • @JakeDafox94
    @JakeDafox94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:13 "Subaru sound intensifies"

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They tip tea into the ocean because they love to tip" outstanding move 10/10 redcoats

  • @AllNyteLova
    @AllNyteLova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "experience the most gruesome war in history.....IS IT THOUGH?" lmao that was too actual to be sarcastic lmao "like someone actually wrote that" was Killian's thought lol

  • @Dare_To_Game
    @Dare_To_Game 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfectly accurate summary of all the assassin's creed games. Excellent work.

  • @gmintraining4597
    @gmintraining4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is absolutely amazing, new sub!!!
    “Release it tomorrow!”