A Ridiculous Recap Of Pokemon Ruby
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Garbage review about the third Pokemon generation. Pokemon Ruby and sapphire. A funny pokemon video is hard to make because every joke has been made. I put an emphasis on the story of team magma. I should have reviewed sapphire at the same time and talk about the differences but I realized that way to late. I hope it's entertaining.
/ kilexperience
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"I didn't overtrain for this, everyone else undertrained."
- Spike
I like how get 500 likes but no answers
@@afonsogalvao4975 Its because you can't fix perfection
Legendary
Spike knows they have common candy to delevel their.pokemans
I just want to point out how unbalanced that team is. Two with Ground and three with water. Kilian's lucky that there's no Grass-Type Elite Four member in Hoenn.
"Who names their kid Brendan?"
Are you serious
O H
oh no
Same
No one
You made that account to just make Killian feel bad
Who names their kid "Leeb"?
Red isn't a conversation starter because he doesn't know how.
An_Annoying_Cat
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No wonder why Hoenn has too much water.
Spike just met 18 killer aquarium fishes
Ha Word
I didn't know you could get that many legendarys,
@@wwerules000 do u catch him just by fishing?
@@marenooomen9574 he hacked it for the sake of the joke
and a sea of zigzagoons
“Too much water,” 7/10
IGN is Team Magma
OMG!!! That make sense
IGN is more dumb than team magma for sure
7.8*
@@fidelluz2942
They have Lex Luther. Wdym? 😂
@@Psycho_Raged what?
"Im a big fan of classical art, and my favorite are memes from 2006" one of the funniest lines ive heard in a long time
So I heard yuo laik mudkipz?
and the joke gets better with age
That's my new motto, "I didn't over train! Everyone else just under trained!"
That's what Nuzlockes seem like to me XD
Pokémon Sun fan 647 that's always been the case. Even from the early games if you overtrain your pokemon when you don't have enough badges they'll disobey you
Haiku Master yup no letting you farm master balls and legendaries easily you have to actually enjoy the game not farm for competetive play
Pokémon Sun fan 647 if you're the original trainer the Pokémon will always listen to you no matter the level. If you aren't the original trainer it won't listen to you this has always been in Pokémon games
Even if you're the original trainer, it can disobey you. Speaking from personal exerience and a quick bulbapedia check.
That sad feelin' when your name is Brendan.
#dicksoutforBrendan
darkghor we rare Brendans lol
darkghor, They say that one night every two months, the elusive Brendan visits Kilian's video's, and spreads 2006 memes across them
darkghor, May-be the name is rare? I thought it was a fairly popular name a few years ago
Man now I feel terrible
"Who names their kid Brendan?" .....Hello darkness my old friend....
F
😭
Is Darkness a reference to your first apartment since there's nit much light & is a old friend
Poor guy
F
I couldn't decide on Ruby or Sapphire.........So i bought Emerald
Me2 but i bought 🅱️u🅱️y
I currently have Emerald loll
Zack Ov I always just choose the cover legendary I like more (in gen 1 I chose yellow for every starter)
Meto I got lucky it wasn't a fake.
@Gagan Singh Agreed
"Sadly, the Game Boy Advance is not powerful enough to render all of the bird shit."
-Killian Experience, 2015
Dead Sea i was watching that part when i read this
"Ruby has a lot of water. Wouldn't lower a review score for it because that's stupid". 😂
8/10
Too much water 7/10
Theranman Wish in the end “N O T E N O U G H T W A T E R”
7.8 too much water
@@MrReedling 7.9999999999999999964/10
This comment has too many emojis 6/10
That feeling when you realise 2002 is closer to 1969 than it is to 2017
Wait...
I had to go look up the dates of the moon landing because something didn't feel right.
m a t h s
You idiots believe in the moon?
Eventually this joke will go over people's heads
@@mjones9932 you believe in the earth?!
I'm going to name my daughter Spike.
Because that's a cool name.
It is the name of a cactus.
EDIT: In Brawl Stars
@@Kuljeskelen for cool people
best youtube username ever
Crash's Underwear
I just thought of something so awful it's brilliant. Roxanne should marry Steven because his last name is Stone. Roxanne Stone. Rocks and stone. It would even fit with her gym!
Holy shit
*The illuminati would like to know your location*
Huh if I recall she is a lot younger......
Truly BRILLIANT😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lucy3766 *A trade for a fighting type wants to know your location*
Gardevoir's name is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I just imagine it constantly screaming at the trainer psychically.
Wait, I don't remember that we can catch the oversized aquarium fish in ruby like that?
Blitznoobz Killian used mods to get it
oh shit i hope that wasnt a joke
OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank god... I thought I have been missing this out all these years
I flinched when I saw the masterball being thrown at a electrode.
Save before, turn off before it shakes 3 times...
+ThePandaHatChick it hurt so much
I did that same shit like literally same shit before. Got electrode though.
right, he sould use it for a Magikarp like normal people do.
Yato my favorite thing to do is get the masterball and drop it for brownie points. Even more brownie points for catching legends in pokeballs
"I'm a big fan of classic art, and my favorite kinds are *memes from 2006* "
I herd you liek mudkipz
@@IyeViking No I don't. Treeko and Torchic are better.
5:51 Your Swampert is named Mudkip. That is a pretty funny joke that I didn't see the first dozen times I watched this.
i hear you liek mudkipz
:(
I only just noticed this upon like my 10th viewing lol.
Funnily enough, you can't nickname a pokemon with it's species name. The game will just acts like you didn't give it a nickname if you try and when it evolves, it's name changes as usual.Which means he had to change its name back to Mudkip after it evolved.
IronyIsGood very clever lmao
"If you want to make some serious cash, you've got to increase the planet's landmass." Every few weeks, I look up this video again just for that line.
There's no money in heroine.
It worked for the Dutch, they literally reclaimed land from underwater and increased their own landmass
"Spike is a cool name for cool people"
i wanna name my kid spike
I’m going to name my child Ace, cuz Ace is a cool name for cool people
Hamish Woodland i
Ray>Spike
Timmy, Johnny a Spike approaching.
"too much water" That website is really not gonna like sun and moon >:)
not enough or 2 much water 0/10
Like Skyrim but with water
Well, if you're referring to IGN, the rating this time is 9/10
TitaniumDragon Too much sun. 7.8/10
shes at gamespot now. whyyyyyyyy
It's sad, but catching an electrode with a masterball is exactly what I did the first time I played Sapphire.
tf
I did the same thing....
It doesn't even matter because no one even needs a masterball.
I never got a master ball so i never got to be a stupid 10 yr old wasting my timr
@@brendanstreecko7847 I never used a Master Ball on any pkmn except legendary pkmn thats all and oh btw the master ball located on the Magma/Aqua boss' room
Ruby isn't a stripper name.....
Okay just went to a strip club and 3 of them introduced themselves as Ruby, I guess you were right.
2/10 No edit.
the ironic thing is in the pokemon adventures manga thats the boys name
Jon Leite would have been funny if you had edit it
@@michaelwalls5638 to be fair in the manga there's actual people who thought "hey let's name our daughter Platinum Berlitz" cause that's not traumatising at all
@@michaelwalls5638 It was his name before the manga came out for hoenn.
"I'd trust a random 12 year old over UPS"
Same dude
Kilian used his masterball on the same thing I did. Good times.
I used it on a wailmer. Gotta catch that fucker.
@Rouge Gaming you are obviously using it wrong
I used it on a tentacool
@@rock-io8sg I actually used one on a tentacruel and it ended up constantly evading the elite 4s attacks
Best use of a masterball ever
Dude i used it at a magikarp
Question. I teleported bread.
you WHAT
+Deltaexio the future is now
Tits or it didn't happen.
+Deltaexio *How. MUCH?*
+Sniblet I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.
“I thought their economy would be in shambles. However, they have a ‘Herb Store’ and it all made sense.”
Lmao.
“They had a fire gym, but what I did in there goes against the geneva convention.”
Lmfao 😂
I didn't get the second one
@@zed-up Water pokémon are a hard counter to fire pokémon and the damage is brutal.
The random Kyogre Encounters being a joke that Kyogre isn't even in Ruby, make this video even more hilarious.
But why did I have the ball Coda, why. did. I. have. the. ball?
Just a little funny 😂
Kyogre appearing constantly was the best running gag I’ve ever seen... I thought it was funny the first time, then on the water it appeared again, and I nearly spat out my drink, I thought it was over, and then it came back right when I least expected it... I was nearly in tears.
"Oi fok that guy"
Sun
False.
Everyone knows all Sun is capable of saying is “:)”.
One of my favorite kilian quotes
Groudon
Kilian:That thing can destroy worlds
Kyogre
Kilian:While that thing...is an overpriced aquarium fish.
I got alpha sapphire because I like kyogre more even though i think i changed my mind
maby
@@jakeswildlifechannel6645 I got that to
actually, kyogre is better
Jake's Wildlife Channel not stronger
Kilian: Now, time for a training montage.
*_DIGIMON THEME PLAYS_*
*prepare to get a gun to shoot*
Yeet
but it's warped
The sun looks doen on earth and sees the red guy
"Oy Fock that guy"
LMAO
Me too... 😂😂
I know, it's an old comment, but you quoted it wrong
@@vipulshukla6345 begone normie
@@c0smo709 I apologise. Let me correct myself then.
"LMAO" Me too...😂😂
@@vipulshukla6345 please stop existing, and wasting oxygen with your presence
Then you realize they have a 'herb' store and it all makes sense.
Best line.
Thank you, Kilian Experience, for giving me a hilarious and amazing end to my mostly terrible day.
This was a real lift.
Armstrong's Moon Landing: 20 July 1969
Release of Pokemon Ruby: 21 November, 2002
The statement can't be true since he did not post this video after 24 March, 2036.
Oh wait, he never said first landing or manned landing or anything that specifies anything.
Darn it, he's good.
LOL
but Kilian is from the year 14000.
No, Ruby's release is closer to the moon landing than today is to the moon landing. Loophole in his phrasing has been found
@@2ndmushroom788 No, he was in the year 14000 but he is from now. He's over 12000 years old and spent over 99.99% of his life watching a broken super mario 64 screen.
@@limecyanizer4394 You are correct sir
"Overprice aquarium fish" LOL
"Fighting the least creative pokemon type"
Normal Types: [Happiness Noise]
Almost every pokemon fights. Most arent normal
Tells a derpy version of the story, but is 100% correct about hm moves...
overpriced aquarium fish XD
Mike K. Ik
Mike K. I hate yooooooooou
Mike K. It looked more a knockoff living Gleipnir.
Lol the big fishy from the worst fucking pokemon game ever (sapphire) is as useless as a magikarp.
loool
LOL... 'Does the sun look down at earth?, and when he see that red fella he is like 'Oi!, fook that guy!'.
Manaf Abdul I laughed so hard at this! Hahahahha
Abdul Manaf thats my fabourote part
2:43 Roxanne.... I don't like puns in my videos
2:56 This is the hoenn map, we need to get here...... HOENN we get there
............. Was that intentional
Nope, he definitely said "How will"
Btw it’s pronounced Ho-inn. He even says it in the video.
He says, how will we get there
I love how Pokémon Sun and Moon finally gave the player’s mom her own bedroom
ruby 11/10, "
the water tasted nice"
I got Sapphire, and my name is Brendan :(
game was my childhood lmao
Valleyraven007 Me two.
I had fr at like, 2 years.
My mom bought Sapphire for me, all my childhood I just wanted a damn groudon. Damnit mom
Valleyraven007 You childhood sucks
Pastafari "You childhood sucks"?
Valleyraven007 kyogre in oras is superior
Groudon is a fancy dinosaur lizard
Whole Kyogre is a fucking kILLER WHALE
When Groudon causes the drought it's not really that bad it's just a bit o' sun.
When Kyogre causes the heavy rain we'RE ALL GONNA DIE FUCK
Also origin pulse is overpowered, thank you and goodnight.
The pokemon games are made by vault-tek.
Truls Skogli Fosshaug of course it all makes sense now
Truls Skogli Fosshaug that explains everything XD
it's spelled vault-tec you PLEB
Fake haaax noupleb
Are you lot for real!!!
"Who names their kid Brendan?" My parents, apparently.
me too
InternetCannonFodder Get better ones.
I know da wae my brudda
8:24
_Why is your gardevoir constantly screaming_
(Late reply) She googled her own name.
@@malachiatkinson7245 lol
no it used flash so he named aaaaaaaaa i think
6:06 but then you find out they have a herb store, and it all makes sense
*i died*
I died at the "Pokémon is real" part lmfao
"My uncle took me to my first dog fight" XD that got me
Whenever I need a pick-me-up I have a Killian Experience because heroin is for weak people.
Miss Elixir
The DEA will be knocking down your door for illicit Killian.
I've never seen a funnier video... The jokes are absolute gold and I love what you do
No, not gold. This is Ruby
You have to like how he says he won't dock points from a game because it has too MUCH water and then docks points from Ruby because it has too LITTLE water. That's pretty funny.
He's a filthy Team Aqua sympathizer.
Master Ball? Guess I'm using it!
*Catches Electrode*
I would use a master ball on a pokemon then release the pokemon
"Not like I need to save the world or anything you twats"
Mika Senpai rftrc4z#uuii7y)5$#sy
"Well that sucks. Who wants Aphrodatie(i think thats not right)?" That made my day!
*Aphrodite
I love the accent
Ah. Dad Norman.
When Pokemon broke barriers by introducing the first Gym Leader with male pattern baldness.
Hard to believe this is seven years old now, but it's even harder to believe that Killian passed away three years ago in a railroad accident #RESTINPOWER
DON'T CRITICIZE MY LIFE
+Suhkma Dheek Well of course he did, those two were the best options available in their respective races.
Mudkip is the best
do you like mudkipz
@@arandommewontheinternet7986 yes,yes, YEEEES
+Rael Rift No.
I love all three starters!
Ruby is a stripper name hahahaha
XD
It's not even a name...bro...
Randy Randalman MY NAMES RUBY IM NOT A STRIPPER
Coaster RVN (yet)
Ruby from Rwby is named Ruby.
Although with that clothes she might be a stripper when she's not on camera.
I still can't believe, I found this channel at 6000 subscribers. This channel is gonna grow...
Tomáš Vilím over 351,000 subs now
Almost 800k now
I remember being very sad when I realized Pokemons weren't real. Then my uncle told me to not be so sure, *So he brought me to my very first Dog Fight*
“I’m going to use this meteor to make this volcano go boom”😆😆😆👌👌👌
2:30 why is that black box there? I MUST KNOW WHATS BEHIND IT
luigisghost227 he used someone else's footage I guess
Nah, you can catch it in other points of dialogue throughout the game where it shows he named his character Red when in the beginning he said it was spike. He sped parts like this up intentionally to feed the joke he made in the beginning.
Waluigi.
Dad loves playing with his items
‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ best pokemon name ever 8:25
i actualy named my gardevor AAAAAAH
That was the name of all my pokemon back when I was 5 and couldn't understand english.
i needed to scroll to near the end of the comment section to find anything on that.
Mudkip
Fish 1
Fish 3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Swellow
Groudon
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't be the only one that heard gadevoir's (however you pronounce it)call like AAAA when we saw that lmao
Yes, I could imagine if the Mona Lisa was stolen again and the louvre was like
“Well that sucks”
“Who wants Aphrodite?”
Are you at all satisfied with the quality of your subscriber's questions so far?
Ye....got a bit more than I expected
Kilian Experience We're just hoping to be graced by the presence of a comedic god. I am unworthy.
+Kilian Experience Do League of legends!
Have you guys seen penguinz0/critikal? I'd say kilian experience rivals his work.
What happened to Fish 2?
Unfortunately Fish 2 was wrapped in a plastic bag and was sent to the ocean to find his dad. Aka flushed down the toilet.
Ayden Ryan haha
We don't talk about Fish 2
What happened to fish 2 goes against the Geneva Convention
We don't talk about fish 2
"I fished in every corner and caught the aquarium fish."
Pff-
2:29 did anyone else notice that player name being blurred out
WHATS GOING ON
I absolutely refuse to believe you legit trained all six of your Pokémon to Level 100.
But he caught 3 kyogres and you dont question it?
Montezuma Correction he caught three fishes
He caught 3 Kyogres in Ruby
*AND THE LEVELS CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION*
@@azelfdaboi5265 I have over 5 Victini's on my copy of Y because my friend exploited the hell out of trading and mystery gifts. I also have 3 boxes worth of shinies, which... Well, she still won't tell me why she had that many lying around, but her insane luck lead to her having that many through her years of playing Pokemon, from gen 3~ to gen 6.
"I am a big fan of classical art and my favorite are memes from 2009" I laughed pretty hard lol, I think I am gonna bingewatch a lot of these videos
2009?
Were memes even a thing In 2009
no but they were in 2006
That part with "ruby"'s dad was hilarious, especially since thats EXACTLY what norman said to brendan in the manga
Digimon did mega evolutions first.
yet no one ever liked digimon
Excuse you?
Digimon's "Mega Evolution": A bat-winged rabbit mega evolve into a feathered man with mask
Pokemon's "Mega Evolution": A rabbit mega evolve into a slightly different, -sexier- rabbit.
Aside from the name, there's nothing similar between the two -_-
-itwasn'tcalledthatinapanesethoughithinkmaybe-
"no one"
"Too much water"
IGN's ceo must be Maxie.
Yep
"Also this Guy in my golf club won't shut up about his beach house.."
Won't be so braggy soon ROBERT!
0:03 Back in my day, you could throw your kids out then they turned 10!
Indigo Gollum same
"[...]and what I did there goes against the Geneva Convention [...]" this literally killed me
"i'm gonna need you to call every other gym leader and tell them they can't use items anymore. If they do, I'll sue them."
#FineBros
Oh man this video is so nostalgic for me. I used to watch it so many times a few years ago. I still remember so much from it lol. This video makes me laugh so much, I love it. I'm glad these videos are still here
“I guess I should name her Ruby...? BUT THAT’S A STRIPPER NAME!”I died laughing.
uwu
"There's too much water."
Woah, calm down there, Maxie.
“I trust a random 12-year old over UPS.”
I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic or not and I hate it.
I have no idea what kind of accent Kilian has. I honestly can't put a finger on it, aside from it being European.
He sounds like he is definitely from a Scandinavian country. If I were to guess, I'd say either Sweden or Denmark.
He's Pakistani.
+Master Chief He's Darudian. Of the Sandstorm dialect.
Im Danish and that is not danish
Also its swedish
I lost it at who wants Aphrodite that shit is so funny, I literally paused the video to get over it
3:10 I agree, that second series was WAAAAY better. Those pokemons who digivolved into giant warrior angels are my favorite.
"If you want to make some serious cash, you have to increase the planets land mass"
0:36 I actually know a girl called Ruby, it seems she hasn't realised the truth yet though.
On 2:31 why did he block out the name
Wait it seems shorter than spike
He is using a different name
Dun dun dun how dare you
It’s changed to red I think 6:19
It's also Red in a few other shots, no clue why
“I just hit 10,000 subscribers”
*5 years later*
- 794,000 subscribers.
Well done killian, congratulations on the success 👍🇸🇪
The humor is unexpectedly sophisticated. Economy->drug dealing-> water boarding all in 30 seconds
8:21 kyogre comes out of a master ball but kilian clearly used the master ball for an electrode, he must've found the secret evolution of electrode like with shuckle and evolved it into a kyogre
Killian girl: throws master ball in a electrode
Me: heart attack°°
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!
-- from a diehard gen 3 fan
5:35. Fave part! “Super scientific meteorite to make a volcano go boom...” 🤣 and the Geneva convention joke for the fire gym.
his gardevoir is named "aaaaaaa" guess we know what he was doing when naming it 😂