Garbage Retrospective Of Nintendo Entertainment System
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ย. 2017
- Nintendo Entertainment System was the first console ever. It had Mario zelda and also bad games like most of them. Atleast there was some quality control as opposed to the Atari. That was just everyone for themselves.
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If you claim this video was not actually made in the 80s you are slandering me. Also check out my subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
Kilian Experience I looked up footloose, because I am 17 and have no idea what the past is.
Kilian Experience my father invented the 80s and doesnt know about that video... LIAR
Killing was the first being and created everything else
Thanks for knowing that our country exists comarade.
No it's not! it's in writing so it's libel!
I found a stone in my backyard that had "a garbage guide to wheel" engraved in it
I found a charred stick in my backyard that had "a garbage guide to fire" engraved in it.
I found a skeleton in my backyard with "a garbage guide to hide a body" written on it
R/cursedcomments
Huh, at Stonehenge I found a stone with "garbage guide to building" engraved on it. My favourite part of the stone was when he talked about how to build 'four sided towers that shrink the higher it goes' using math.
I found on atom description that says "a garbage guide to big Bang" what do that mean?
"My name is Kilian Nintendo."
Looks like it's time to update the wiki, boys.
Yeah kilian lore is more complicated then kingdom hearts squared by dark souls....
So Shigeru Nintendo
Kiliantendo
Holy shit, the wiki do exist
i thought he was called kilian the experience
This video was made in the 80s, yet the average lifespan of a red panda is around 15 years. This can only mean one thing... Killian is a vampire!
kot4311 good eye
kot4311 killian the second vs killian the third
Oh.
I should probably stop the gift order of garlic bread I sent him.
Time for game theorizing!
Actually according to the intro he lived since the dawn of time so at that rate he'd be a very good vampire or somehow have access to the pool of life or something.
So kilian's dad owns both nintendo and runescape. how interesting
That is because Kilian's dad is actually Mr. Video, star of the hit arcade game Donkey Kong, and rightful owner of all video games ever made. Mario "Jumpman" Mario was originally his stunt double, but was cast as his spiritual successor in future games when he retired to just taking care of the business side of things. He is also the owner of Steam, EA, and a decent chunk of Sony & Microsoft. What a legend.
Damn kilian lore is more complicated then kingdom hearts squared by dark souls....
He has two dads
@@YitzharVered nothing wrong with that
He didn’t say that there was.
Kilian was behind every major event in history
He's like Forrest Gump but in a longer timespan!
Joshua Norman no it was Walpole
SilverWind MC kilian is walpole
Better, killian was an iceberg in 1912...
Boshua Borman Killian also was Gavrillo princip's bullet
Kids. I'm 35 years old, which means I was alive in the 1980's. I can 100% vouch for the authenticity of Killian's account of Nintendo history. This is exactly how it all happened.
Then why do you have the number 16 in your name
could be a number of reasons does not necessarily mean he is 16 as you are insinuating
@@AdamGSmart that's slander
@@AdamGSmart it's 16 villains...
That he has defeated...
In Mario...
As a normal human being who is not the incarnation of death and who was not born in 2006 i can also say this is true
"And it was all a dream. Meaning Mario dreams about being a princess." - Kilian
i don't blame him
666 likes
I had to unlike this to keep it at 666
I'm a 28 year old guy who had a dream about being a princess a few days ago.
Although I was a space princess from Silver Millenium.
I may have been binge watching Sailor Moon.
Probably for the monah
What’s next, a video game console that can be played on the couch and on the toilet?
Viantastic oh please. Next your gonna tell me that you can play a game by swinging your arms.
Oh come on next thing your gonna say is I could put a futuristic device on my head and it would feel like real life oh please just stop saying these non realistic imaginative things
War Locked Gamerz What next? A portable console that can be played in 3d without glasses? Blasphemy!
Sci fi right?
Next you're going to tell us we're in Blips & Chitz playing Roy.
"If this company becomes a staple of videogames in the 90's , I'm going to call Bill Gates to destroy it"
*Oh wait...*
I am from Romania, that took me off guard XD
We meet again
69th like
I remember watching this back in the 80s on my box television.
DueTurnip I remember recording this. Yes I was the camera guy in the 80s
I can't fucking believe Killian is responsible for the internet and the fall of the Soviet Union.
Honestly, what were you expecting?
And worse, the collapse of Rare
And Obama. Also he was friends with Saddam Hussein
Wow, remastering technology nowadays is really good!
there's got nothing to do with technology, this is Kilian we're talking about.... he probably has a time machine
As a Romanian I can validate that the VHS-s did arrive and we still continue to this day to charish them for helping us in the 89 revolution
You heard it, Killian is responsible for our democracy
Please tell me what this refers to. I have been trying to look it up and understand the reference. But I can't. What did the VHS do and what was it? How did it help?
"No, you just need to lose some import laws, you don't have to collapse the entire union. Mikhael? Mikhael! Ah whatever." -Killian, 1991
this video is from the late 80s... I guess Mikhael just took a while to get it done
Kilian was the sole survivor of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. He became god and created animals, plants, and humans. But most of all, he created garbage guides.
*Nintendo is just run by a DVD copy of Shark tale*
All star played on thicc cat !!!!
jesus you are everywhere
Justin Young OH FOR FUCK SAKE
RASPUTIN
I'm in many places
Finally glad to see this video again, and remastered in HD!
It's been ages!
Why havent i learned about You in History class
They are ignorant to the truth
Alex Lee that the world is only 1300 years old
What?
History classes are a scam.
Yes they are
I never knew Kilian invented the internet and collapsed the Soviet Union. Glad you uncovered this video!
Wait, what? You made a Morrowind guide!? I need to find that.
PaleGhost69 You have to find the Oblivion one too
link it when you find it
I think I got trolled...
PaleGhost69 was it real? If been searching for it. But can't find it.
It was removed for hate speech
Kilian is the reason Rare is dead now.
This changes everything.
Should we kill him
No. The androids have already killed kilian
rare was just getting too big for their own good
DarkPalkia No, he escaped back to the past so he could undo video games
@@TheMamaluigi300 No, the anti pineapple on pizza society got him. Oh no, they're here. COME ON YOU FAKE PIZZA LOVERS! I'M TAKING AT LEAST ONE OF YOU DOWN WITH ME! VIVA LA PINEAPPLE PIZZA!
"If this studio becomes a big hit in the 90s, I'm gonna ask my friend bill gates to destroy it" Never drinking while watching a Kilian video tape again.
The ussr was dissolved because Khrushchev couldn't play punchout.
I knew it.
VeraxonHD You meant Gorbachev... Ouch.
SSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEE EEEEEEAAATTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
TheBusDriver Thanks for the reference
Armour Lapras kinky
TheBusDriver You don't say *wink*
"I named them after people who will never be controversial, like Cosby"
*IM FUCKING DEAD*
Party:
Cosb
gigs
Spcy
Reub
*O H M Y G O D M Y L U N G S*
There've been so many, which ones are Gigs and Reub again?
this took a long time to download over my AOL connection, but it was worth it.
Did you just mention New Zealand without making a refference to LOTR?
It's the eighties bro
Bread Stupid books for nerds which haven't been made into good movies and may get them in the 2000s...
Not only that he didn't mention New Zealand Story either.
What's LotR?
Masashiro Knight of Cookieland (Lord of the rings was published way before 1984)
In an alternate world where Nintendo Flopped
I always assumed the Koopalings were adopted. Like, Bowser found this street gang of koopas stealing something in his castle and was like "Hey there, you guys are pretty good at villainy" and it went from there.
Your name is Killian Nintendo ? I thought it was Kilian Experience all this time.
Experience is only his stage name
His name is killian nintendo stalin experience the 1st
Experiance is his mothers maiden name
This video was made in the 80's. Killian makes references to things that didn't exist in the 80s. Therefore Killian is a time traveler.
Billy Bob well duh, why would he lie to us
no you idiot obviously they stole those references from him.
Kilian has the coolest dad ever. First RuneScape now Nintendo. Too Cool Kilian.
I have a feeling this was not made in the 80's considering that Saria's song in the legend of Zelda came out in the 90's...
Wait never mind You could've made that song yourself and Nintendo just stole it from you.
Remember at the start he said he added the music
His name is Kilian Nintendo, Saria's song came from him, remember to research
VikingSchism how old is his dad then
Joseph Bridgett How old is a piece of string?
Exactly
Everyone's favorite company forever!
*Konami.*
I died.
Oh, that last one hurt a little. Telling bill gates to destroy rare. Now im sad. I guess I'll go to the library and look up how to send a letter.
I got a real TH-cam ad insertion in the middle of the baked in totally real 80s ads.
William Kulich what is this yootoob you speak of?
7:56 I guess Spcy and Cosb stands for Spacey and Cosby😂😂
Well, Kilian canon states he is older than god himself, so who am I to argue?
Heck he *made* him
@Arunas Barkauskas Of course he wasn't born before God. His existence predates creation and the concept of birth. Therefore he is older than all of us and yet was never born.
This video is the most chronologically confusing video Kilian has ever done.
I hope he tries to outdo it.
And he did
am i the only one who laughed at "water the odds that in 30 years water levels" 2:48
I wonder what would happen if Kilian made a collaboration with videogamedunkey.
Would it break the internet ... again?
9:26 I always knew Kilian was behind every occurrence in modern history but this proves it
2:47 *Water* de ouds
The Cakeinater boo
The Cakeinater 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how many times have I seen this and missed that joke
It's like 10x funnier now
The set up for the Die Hard/video found in Romania joke was legendary lol
THE SALAD REVIEW. THE KILIAN EXPERIENCE. my heart can't handle this
but at least i won't have a heart attack because it's the 80's and i eat only margarine
Kilian: adults do not play video games
Also Kilian: is playing games at 1,000,000,000 years old
"I'm going to ask my friend Bill Gates to destroy it."
*I'm DYING THAT JOKE WAS SO PERFECT*
"Enter a tree,
No, it's brick
I can't believe I killed a dragon with my stick"
My new favourite poem
You're my favorite 80s talk show host, Kilian.
I liked it, consider making more of these 'from the past' videos, with references suited for the time. Great job!
We need Garbage Guide to cup and ball
Konami code is:
In the future we will switch to making shitty mobile games and trading cards.
Almost dropped my NES controller when seeing this was posted.
you have a really good sense of humor dude seriously comedy is the art of exaggeration and you nail it 99 times out of 100
OMG, I've been searching for this video for ages! Finally found it again. Thanks for uploading.
So was this the Kilian expirience
Hai
New video hype!
eyyy what's up? love your vids man
Blizzard, quick, spoil some new card so i can tell Legend Stuff to go make a vid about it.
4:37
I’m dying right now
This reminds me of another particular recent educational youtube masterpiece. You know what I'm talking about.
Awesome VHS tape Kilian, hope there's more to come like this, at least Nintendo has just taken off in their career now at the end of 80s.
11:41 Pacman is realy a game about Thatcher vs. Miners confirmed.
I heard "New Zealand" but no Lord of the rings reference!
Leo The Music Ghost that would be historically inaccurate, lotr didn’t come out for another twenty years
But the first book was written in 1937
Leo The Music Ghost but the book had no reference to New Zealand, plus at this time New Zealand wasn’t discovered
that's a lie created by the travelling company because new zealand has always existed it was just called old zealand but no one liked that name so they changed the name so they can scheme their master plan to end the world
@@Ghostly_Leo Still, New/Old Zealand wasn't referenced in the books whatsoever.
I've been waiting for these videos and constantly monitoring your social medias.
1:44 no this comment timestamp isn't marking a joke or anything it's just for me that I always have the timestamp ready whenever I need to hear Killian excitedly shouting excitebike, and trust me I need to hear this fairly often.
"Rare... If this company becomes a staple of video gaming in the 90s, i'm gonna ask my friend Bill Gates to destroy it"
Well, thanks for that! (T_T)
Clearly one of the funniest youtubers out there
This is Kilian's best video hands down, it even beats the really old stuff.
2:03
This didn't go according to plane
I reference the 'excitebike' to myself all the time, no one ever gets it.
Ah the future looks so advanced with it's full colour 8-Bit graphics - I'm off to play Cosmic Chasm on the Vectrex now and imagine how amazing thing are going to get - My friend has a ZX-80 but I think the Vectrex is cooler as it has Carts and I don't have to wait 10 minutes for the text adventure to load. Next year I might get a CBS Colecovision (I wonder if they do a Star Trek game with Klingon Nipples in it) As I want to be able to play great games like Donkey Kong & Smurfs.
Loved how "Spcy" and "Reub" was in your Final Fantasy party keep up the good work, 80s Kilian!
Who are they named after I can't figure it out? Thx.
I just love how you use music from The Neverhood. Brings back so many good memories.
You are the best Kilian.
I knew you had a connection with Ceauşescu!
Since the first time I saw one of your videos (WoW garbage guide) you gave me this impresion. Firstly the accent, it might appear Sweedish, but it is not. Clearly when you were adressing us you were saying dragi tovarăşi, but at the editing you hid this, covering this particular romanian sentence with one of your jokes.
But I still heard it, if you play the video frame by frame you can hear dragi tovarăşi, Ceauşescu's cath phrase.
Secondly, you clearly like communism, in the WoW video you were keep saying "Khadgar is a shitty wizard". Everyone took it as a good joke, but I know its true meaning, clearly you were annoyied that Khadgar is not equaly strong and useful as the other main characters, you want everyone to be useful, to be *equal*
Guess who also wanted for everyone to be equal, yes, Ceauşescu
In the Subnautica you said that water levels are the worst, not because it is annoying to move around, but because it is *different* from the other levels. Another pro-communism fact.
Guess who also liked communism, Ceauşescu.
In conclusion, Killian is not only a communism support, but also Ceauşescu's helper, I won't be surprised if you saved Ceauşescu from execution and replaced him with another person. Maybe you even helped communism to take place in Romania in the first place.
Maybe you helped Hungarians conquer Transylvania long time ago (since you said that you do videos since the begining of time). More research it required, but I promies Killian, I promise that I'm the man who's gonna expose you, I'll show who you truly are.
Horner ai de pula mea, da ai scris un roman intreg...
Tudy Craft lasa omul sa se distreze. Mie mi-a plăcut
You know, that just makes me like Kilian even more!
CYKA!
ba chiar nu ma asteptam sa gasesc romani pe aici
Teorie interesanta
*checks TH-cam*
ooh new Killian video
*click*
*gets to the halfway point*
and now the security is after me. Thanks Killian!
This was absolutely hilarious, great job!
I knew you Are Kilian Nintendo, not Kilian experience
Most interesting video about history of video games
That was my favourite video from you so far, great work ^.^
something about Kilian's voice is so soothing. thank you for all you make
When are you gonna do the Mass Effect 2 retrospective video?!?!
0:28 -> HOME - RESONANCE
BEST SYNTH WAVE/VAPORWAVE MUSIC EVER!!!
This was your best work yet holy crap
7:50 lol he just got arrested a few weeks ago
How can your name be Killian Nintendo when it clearly says Killian Experience?
Experience is a cover up name to hide him from the government
Can you please do a review of Norway!!!??? PLZ PLZ PLZ
Awesome video, very funny jokes, great voice! Loved it!
I bloody love your choice of music. It's so rare to see a fan of Paganini these days...
KILIAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU !
I liked when you plaid whith sadam.
I see you're steadily gaining subs. Good to see:)
This was great; really great. Truly the Killian Experience. : D
The thumbnail has a typo. Unsubbed.
time to make a subbot to compromise.
Unsubbed, reported and hired a hitman.
Kilian can't make mistakes. Obviously he meant retropective, you just don't know what it means. That's your fault
It's not a typo, you have been taught wrong as a joke.
Legendary Super Vegeta woah there!
Prepare for Nintendo to steal you ad revenue
Great video! Keep up the good work man!
This is probably the best Kilian video yet
Still waiting for a garbage guide to **Inhale**
Unturned terraria dayZ super metroid Banjo kazooie breath of the wild persona 5 Mario Odyssey ghosts and goblins luigi's mansion final fantasy 7 ANDDD... *knack two baby!*
What about final fantasy 15
What is this Unturned terraria dayZ super metroid Banjo kazooie breath of the wild persona 5 Mario Odyssey ghosts and goblins luigi's mansion final fantasy 7 game you speak of?
What about super mario bros 2 babyyt
The only real game is knack 2
13:18 you... MONSTER
Conker's '''Ruling'' song at 12:30. Trust me, I recognized it. Good choice. Love you. Much love from QC.
I was wondering, thanks for sharing. I can't seem to find it anywhere. Do you know the exact full title? Thanks
Holy shit you are putting so much effort into this. Great video man !