@@jojomojo329 professional killers kill for money someone killing a robber because he's robbing a place doesn't usually mean you kill people professionally
@@didyoueverwonder333that’s not what the assassins do though. The assassins assassinate merchants, political figures, scholars, scientists, nobles, etc. They also get paid to do so. sure those people deserved to die but legally they’re still murderers.
"Assasin's creed 2 was of course the first AAA game to use DRM and that is the actual reason why piracy doesn't exist anymore". in 2009 all the pirates off the coast of somalia were doing their thing when suddenly one guy arrived with a message "Sorry guys but we have to close shop. Assasin's creed 2 has DRM so piracy won't work anymore"
5:25 I don't understand how a master assassin can't just jump on the side of it like a swing and pull himself up but no, we have to stand literally right in front of the lamp post and ninja jump up to the front of the post..
Yeah, the game doesn't require you to jump onto something above you at any point prior to that fucking post, at every point before that you would just automatically climb up.
The Learned Soldier The Templars are like the liberals, they can be good for human rights but when left unchecked loop right back around to being fascists :D
Not possible I haven't seen any videos of you before. The greatest humor in all of TH-cam. You had me with the simplest joke of the video with reference to Sonic The Hedgehog. Wish you all the subs and TH-cam money available
I don't care how old this video is, that goodamn jump to the wooden pole during the altair halucination killed at least 2 runs before i finally figured it out.
I haven't seen a single other video about Assassin's Creed that acknowledges that the lamp in the Altaïr section is the hardest thing ever put in a video game. That's why Kilian was always leagues better than any other gaming youtuber.
As an Italian myself, I would like to pay homage to your brave attempt at measuring with archaic Italian names. A mess, sure, but possibly a fucking funny one
At 5:30, the way I did it was jump up the wall and turned to grab onto the beam. I think that's what they expected players to do, but it was still unnecessary to put in.
You are supposed to crouch under the beam, hold high profile, and jump with no directional input. But more than one way to skin a cat if that worked for you.
Oh my God 5:23. I was so stumped at this point. Never ever in the entire game do you make that maneuver before or after that scene. I had no damn clue it was possible and I'm glad it turned out I wasn't the only one. Such a weird scene for a lot of reasons considering what happens after you climb the tower and stay behind realising you're the damn sperm that was just deposited in the woman he banged and left. I remember the very ending of the game as well. I audibly said "what the fuck" at the exact same time that Desmond does
I don't remember which was the first video I saw on this channel many years ago but it might've been this one, a classic I revisit all the time. Oh it was the CIV V vid!
Look Venezia is really a floating city even in the past, yes it was pretty difficult to build (at least I guess, I wasn't here) but it was build on a swamp so under the city there isn't a see, the river who pass in the city come from the laguna near there. And I also know that Venezia was here even before the 15*century and I love when the stranger try to pronounce italian words (yes I am Italian)
For school I have to write summaries of various books, but I can choose them. the deadline is tomorrow and I still haven't read assassin's creed renaissance, so thank you
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"It's a me Sonic The Hedgehog" ahahahaha! Dude you are great. MAKE MORE!!!!!!
+escapist that part was so funny i watched it 5 times in a row XD
+escapist i didnt see that coming xD im crying so hard right now
It made me spit my drink laughin.
"And then you have Leonardo DaVinci, a not-so-subtle reference to Ninja Turtles."
that's a fantastic joke
*Niña Turtles
"there's his sister, Salute Claudia" lol
I don't get it.
Salute is hello in Italian and Ezio says Salute Claudia so much that Kilian jokes that Salute Claudia is her name.
Salute Claudia is what you say when you visit her at the villa to upgrade the town.
Jayden Louise Nicholas Townsend hErE tO lOoK aT tHe BoOk?
@@abstractcolors1431Ah- prEsto, Ezio
His little brother was innocent"I 'm selling military secrets to France!"
Made me lose my shit 😂😂😂😂😂
"He just bought Crusader Kings 2, but he never leaves his house". Describes my summer perfectly.
Ezio, I'm sure this 500 year old weapon is great, but listen: what if I just buy you a gun?
The statement "how is he innocent if he was a professional killer" changed my view of the entire ezio story
That shit had me dying tho
@@jojomojo329 professional killers kill for money someone killing a robber because he's robbing a place doesn't usually mean you kill people professionally
@@didyoueverwonder333 what do you think an assassin is?
@@didyoueverwonder333that’s not what the assassins do though. The assassins assassinate merchants, political figures, scholars, scientists, nobles, etc. They also get paid to do so. sure those people deserved to die but legally they’re still murderers.
"Father I need money for an iPhone " I lost it at that point haha
Me too father I need money for an iPhone and the father says exopl idiot can't u see I'm locked up lol I died
Ezio, idiotta, cant you see iam locked up.
Lmao
@@NerdomancerKirou But you are innocent, right?
@@jamestown8398 mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM
'I'm selling military secrets to france'
holy fucking shit it's 3am and I lost my shit to that
i know, kid was trying to bring french superiority to italy. made his death much sadder.
"There is Ezio's dad and brother named... Ezio's dad and brother" flawless
'It'sa me! Sonic the hedgehog' XD I'm dying someone help plz
No
I love these. And his accent adds so much.
have i met a fellow dudeist?
That’s right, Dude. 100% Dudeist
InformantⓋ far out.
Far out, man.
+Sam Novak wot
His sister "Salute Claudia"
Hardest challenge in the series? I knew I wasnt the only one who thought that was so hard.
inr
I literally quit playing for a week because my dumbass couldn't figure it out.
Rafael A I did it almost instantly. You just jump
Ler Drax You are evil.
When it came up it was like a floodgate of buried frustration and rage opened and I remembered how made it made me and I was dying of laughter
"Assasin's creed 2 was of course the first AAA game to use DRM and that is the actual reason why piracy doesn't exist anymore". in 2009 all the pirates off the coast of somalia were doing their thing when suddenly one guy arrived with a message "Sorry guys but we have to close shop. Assasin's creed 2 has DRM so piracy won't work anymore"
yes
Cyan Cat Well i actually pirated it..
Zer0 you're so cool
Thanks, you too.
That's how they got the plot for Black Flag
"The first games tutorial was worse than trench warfare" God that's the truth
"Obviously he has strong arms, he can grab onto things at terminal velocity" Nice physics joke xD
"A not-so-subtle reference to the ninja turtles" lmao I died right there. And all during the rest of the video. This is gold xD
"There is his sister, Salute Claudia" Judea that is good junk
When he showed the ultimate challenge of the game.....I knew *exactly* what and where he was talking about
5:25 I don't understand how a master assassin can't just jump on the side of it like a swing and pull himself up but no, we have to stand literally right in front of the lamp post and ninja jump up to the front of the post..
"Ezio's sister, Salute Claudia." I'm in stitches right now. xD
5:24 SO TRUE
+MERIO I do not remember how I managed to get past that shit
+The TPEnthusiast I think I managed to glitch him up there after pressing ALL the buttons
+MERIO You just had to hold the high profile button and jump, without any directional.
+Marcus Fonseca oh. well then
yup.
Challenging the Pope into a fist fight... Well that's going straight on my "Stuff to do in Roma"-List =D
I genuinely wonder how he would respond to that.
@@lortep458 very slowly
“It’s a me sonic the hedgehog!” Wow! So he is crash bandicoot!
Oh my god that one section with altair was so absurd, I really hope ubisoft fired whoever made that beam un-jumpable
5:25 ..... I spent an hour stuck on that.
Yeah, the game doesn't require you to jump onto something above you at any point prior to that fucking post, at every point before that you would just automatically climb up.
it's just a normal jump, wtf dude
Hubbie Just a "normal jump"? Lmao try it out yourself and tell me afterwards if it's just a normal jump.
Dude you have to jump on it from the side. I played AC 2 like 3-4 times and NEVER had a problem with that thing
Hubbie and that means other people wont have a problem either?
Finally, someone else who sees that the actual games are Assassin propaganda, and that, on balance, the Templars are the good guys.
The Learned Soldier true
The Learned Soldier The Templars are like the liberals, they can be good for human rights but when left unchecked loop right back around to being fascists :D
Fubnin strawman
Omni Wolf one word- femenism
May the father of understanding guide us all.
The first AC 2 review that does not make a Italian joke
After listening 3 times I still hear jokes I didn't hear before. Really loving the content! Keep up the good work
I swear to god you post the funniest videos. I'm so glad I found your channel.
This was absolutely fantastic, the 8:42 joke cracked me up real good. Keep up the good work.
"Not that it matters though because Ezio has a GUN." Lmaoooooo
5:30 LMAO when I was doing that, that lantern legit stretched probably the length of the earth and started glitching out
Didn't know people found that jump hard. Just climb up the wall next to the beam and then jump to the side
Not possible I haven't seen any videos of you before. The greatest humor in all of TH-cam. You had me with the simplest joke of the video with reference to Sonic The Hedgehog. Wish you all the subs and TH-cam money available
You are so underrated, I'm currently re binge watching all your vids.
It'sa me Sonic the Hedgehog
10/10
Aaah, I love listening to this when drawing. Are you going to do a ridiculous recap of BrotherHood?
you have got to be one of the funniest youtubers, so far
"Listen coños"
I see what you did there Killian you cheeky boy
That end, lmao. Love these videos, as always.
5:26 that gave me some serious ptsd
In the extremes of complete freedom or mostly controlled from the shadows I prefer the one were people aren't justified in killing me
The murloc eyes and deadmines got me so hard, especially now when classic is out, you are killing it man 🤣👊
5:24 finally someone understands the pain
5:27 I thought I was the only one! XD
Evidently you weren't the only one on both subjects
Ending was on point Brotherhood is even better than 2
You are my hero for using Rayman 2 music.
I don't care how old this video is, that goodamn jump to the wooden pole during the altair halucination killed at least 2 runs before i finally figured it out.
I was expecting you to be like “The game is set in Rome... as they say... GAME THEORIZING!”
I haven't seen a single other video about Assassin's Creed that acknowledges that the lamp in the Altaïr section is the hardest thing ever put in a video game. That's why Kilian was always leagues better than any other gaming youtuber.
I love your yokes, man. Especially the WoW references hahah.
"piracy doesn't exist anymore"
steam unlocked : you sure about that …
1:50 best part
I don't remember how long it's been since a youtube video made me laugh so hard. XD Thank you so much and keep up the good work!
As an Italian myself, I would like to pay homage to your brave attempt at measuring with archaic Italian names. A mess, sure, but possibly a fucking funny one
I just discovered your channel and you have made me laugh more than anyone in a really long time.
at 5:30 I had to look at a guide because this part is imposible
Not to be that bitch, but did no one think to just, hop while on the ledge?
I'm so glad you mentioned that stupid light and door in Desmond's dream sequence
this is one of my fav channels how am i so late
"Templars do something great and Assassins fuck it up."
This is the best review.
The jokes in this reviews have such a terrible timing... I freaking love this
"In front of an alcoholic named Antonio."
Damn, those prophecies were spot on.
At 5:30, the way I did it was jump up the wall and turned to grab onto the beam. I think that's what they expected players to do, but it was still unnecessary to put in.
You are supposed to crouch under the beam, hold high profile, and jump with no directional input. But more than one way to skin a cat if that worked for you.
This channel is gold
I watched the ck2 challenge video.. had to binge watch almost all the shit you made, you fucking genius, xoxo from Uruguay! Skal!
PAHAHAHAHA
This was a great watch
I cant believe no one reply to this comment
Yes Ezio didn't die because if he did Assassins Creed Revalations wouldn't exist.
That probably would of been good.
5:29... i remember that.. Jesus Christ
*"FATHER I NEED MONEY FOR AN IPHONE"* nearly spit my tea lmao
This is fucking GOLD. 24K GOLD!
Love how ezio ends AC2 like "I'm done killing" and then kicks off Brotherhood by killing a bunch of soldiers
Loved the Parks and Rec reference, man, you're awsome!
Oh my God 5:23. I was so stumped at this point. Never ever in the entire game do you make that maneuver before or after that scene. I had no damn clue it was possible and I'm glad it turned out I wasn't the only one. Such a weird scene for a lot of reasons considering what happens after you climb the tower and stay behind realising you're the damn sperm that was just deposited in the woman he banged and left.
I remember the very ending of the game as well. I audibly said "what the fuck" at the exact same time that Desmond does
Kilian you have a excellent taste in the Opera music.
I don't remember which was the first video I saw on this channel many years ago but it might've been this one, a classic I revisit all the time.
Oh it was the CIV V vid!
The pronunciation of "idiota" was spot on! My compliments!
That obstacle was so hard, that even the tutorial guy I watched struggled too
The hardest part was the puzzle and stupid tower with the girl
What's funny is that the gun in this game is better than the guns in later games that are later on in history
Such nostalgic background music. rayman the great escape ost and jazz jack rabbit 2++
"A floating city in the 15th century"
Shh, nobody tell him.
I just found this channel today and I love it
5:24
Its so true... So... So... True... *shivers remembering*
5:27 True man.
A not so subtle reference to ninja turtles lmfao
The Ron Swanson reference XD
Dude, you just made me laugh a lot more than I have laughed for the last few weeks x'D
these are so freaking great. love your sense of humour.
oh my god the jump at 5:30ish. I remember being stuck on that as a kid
"Father I need money for an iPhone" my sides are in orbit jc
5:25 I *KNEW* that i wasn't the only one!
5:25 I, funnily enough, remember that exact part. Holy hell it was hard to grab that wooden beam
5:24 "What you see in front of you is the hardest challenge in the entire series..." GOLD!
3:03 i cant stop watching this
Gotta love The spyro music in The background
Look Venezia is really a floating city even in the past, yes it was pretty difficult to build (at least I guess, I wasn't here) but it was build on a swamp so under the city there isn't a see, the river who pass in the city come from the laguna near there. And I also know that Venezia was here even before the 15*century and I love when the stranger try to pronounce italian words (yes I am Italian)
For school I have to write summaries of various books, but I can choose them. the deadline is tomorrow and I still haven't read assassin's creed renaissance, so thank you
I've lost it with hte Murloc eyes and travel to Ratchet xD.