Which district would you belong to? Discuss www.reddit.com/r/kilian/ I was gonna do an April fools video but that never happened so instead I am making the april fools video as an offical video. So the next video is gonna be insane.
Shouldn’t that make things easier, since you don’t have to deal with anyone? Nobody makes a mess, no tickets or ticket stands to run... seems like paradise to me, honestly.
@@jmitterii2 you don't want universal healthcare unless you want the taxes jacked way up. I don't have health insurance and I'm glad to not be burdened with it
‘I know that in my Game of the Year video I said that I would not make another gaming video again. That still holds true: this is a political science video.’ Category: gaming *Seems legit*
There's bunch of countries with free tuition: www.edvisors.com/plan-for-college/money-saving-tips/colleges-with-free-tuition/countries-with-free-tuition/
I tend to browse TH-cam a fair bit and watch a lot of new people, then you upload a video and I realise you're still the funniest out of all of them each time. I never know what you're going to do next and it's hilarious, I actually get interested in the silly story you're telling, then when I least expect it, you throw in a joke like a punchline I had no idea could even arrive, it's perfect.
"Aren't allowed to sit around and watch TH-cam all day disappointing their parents." I clicked on this video to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Killian: and all the cool military rations have been replaced by non-warrior foods... like smoothies... and... *visible disgust* Quinoa... Me: *looking down at the quinoa I am eating while watching this video* Fair point... I'll give you that...
How to create a Perfect Society in Cities Skylines: Step 1: You don't Step 2: Rain Level 500 Natural Disasters onto your city like a crazy drunk Irish man
You know what else you need for your city? *Country roads~ take me home~* *To the place~ I belong~* *West Virginia~ Mountain Mama~* *Take me home~ country roads~*
Which district would you belong to? Discuss www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
I was gonna do an April fools video but that never happened so instead I am making the april fools video as an offical video. So the next video is gonna be insane.
Definatly elephants and bouncy castles
You keep changing the comment and im so confused
Killin you should watch Die welle it's such a cool movie you would love it
The Water
The wave
“Yes! A terrorist attack!”
_One of two identical side-by-side towers falls_
I pretend I didn't see this
this comment has 911 likes...
I was gonna like this but ill keep it at 911
uh oh
This video was sponsored by George W. Bush
"There is nothing more EVIL than being organised."
That's right, for as few know, the E in EVIL stands for Ergonomics.
Ergonomic Viable Industrial Logistics
The L stands for lawyers.
Every
Villian
Is
Lemons
Environmental
Villainous
Industry
Lawful Evil
Every
Vodka
Is
Latvian
"The people here study all their lives, then make no money."
Dude.. too real.
Remember it's a perfect society.
Le Cobra do... do you know what a dystopia is?
>not gaming
>trending on gaming
I see through the lies of the Red Panda.
fornaxian but Cities: Skylines is a game... so it’s gaming...
@@mr.haroldthetoaster6263 no, it's a political science video
I do not fear the troll logic as you do.
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new dystopian megacity!
ShadeStrider103 Your new Dystopian mega city?
Sion Dutta don’t make us kill you
,,Yes, a terrorist attack''
Kilian Expierience
2019
Michał D don’t use it out of context
@@shockedgame5558 But he said, "....Use this out of context"
Eri Ch yes but I like it better my way
Aliens watching us like Netflix
They seen 911 :
*_Several people are typing..._*
You see, the people in the amusement park district only work at the amusement park. No customers. Just workers. No one rides the rides.
Shouldn’t that make things easier, since you don’t have to deal with anyone? Nobody makes a mess, no tickets or ticket stands to run... seems like paradise to me, honestly.
@@shadestrider1033 I think maybe only people from the capitol can ride the rides? That's how a YA novel would probably work, anyway.
"steel is mined" whoah there buddy
Tin plus iron= ???
@@awesomeninja1311 That's the thing, you don't mine steel you mine iron and tin
@@XplosivDS Uh, no. Steel is just iron, fused with coal, and covered in chrome, usually.
@@nerd_nato564 It's iron with ~1% carbon.
@@dylanpresidafonseca2545 Yeah. Iron, fused with coal (carbon) and the chrome is if it's stainless, then it's coated in chrome to prevent rust.
What if we used 100% of the brain?
Kilian Experience:"Steel was mined"
Haven’t you played Rimworld?
"Oh you think you're stressed out?"
"But tuition is free, we are not THAT dystopian"
My brother died from stress and a lack of sleep so YEAH WERE STRESSED OUT
That line sounded a lot like an RTGame cameo.
No Name school staff: yes.
@@nex_gama48 sorry for your loss
In russian language "Socity" is pronounce like "сосите" which mean "suck" in negative tense. So its double plus fun name.
Mой *_slav_* friend
Nice new speak
The sauces
But still tuition is free because we're not that dystopian
America has left the chat
Kilian throwing serious shade
At this point American college is just day care for adults do even if it was free it wouldn't be worth going.
Hell, we don't even have universal healthcare.... we're so backwards.
@@jmitterii2 you don't want universal healthcare unless you want the taxes jacked way up. I don't have health insurance and I'm glad to not be burdened with it
jmitterii2 NO America has universal healthcare for kidneys. I swear to god it’s the only free healthcare you have.
‘I know that in my Game of the Year video I said that I would not make another gaming video again. That still holds true: this is a political science video.’
Category: gaming
*Seems legit*
youtube can be pretty bad at categorizing videos so that could be used as an excuse
Love how he used the beginning of the Papers,Please anthem
French Soldier Yes. Game is good.
4:36 love how the districts are either really boring jobs youre forced to do, or something actually helpful and enjoyable
"The districts are divided by a 200 meter dirt wall that the police spray with lube every hour"
That fucking killed me.
Best representation of "young adult dystopia"
This is how I remember hunger games.
1984 and Paper Please for life.
Low wealth senior
Tourist
PRESIDENT OF THE SOCITY
Not even a citizen, of course he’s a ty rant...
Going to evil spire
Non-military foods:
Smoothies...........and quinoa.
xD I'm dead.
The veggie taco pasta he put a picture of isn't the worst one.
its pronounced KEEN-wah
@@thechosenone8808 so? It's spelt quinoa
“The water district” owh look he Made the Netherlands
Or Venus
As Dutchies, I can confirm, it's more the Netherlands
Lmao
"Tuition is free because we're not THAT dystopian."
Anxiety over my student loans overwhelms me
having the state fund education is by definition more dystopian than private options actually.
4:35 "PIGS"
*shows Hungarian flag made from containers*
meh, sounds about right
Yes, I am also Hungarian
@@repapeti98 congratulations didn't understand a thing
It's the Italian flag too!
@@plutarchvonpluto6439 and mexican too. ;) A lot of countries use this flag
@@miata5477 because yall lazy
Kilian: Tries to be evil
Also Kilian: Let's make it cozy!
President ty rant is called that because he wears a tie and he rants a lot and hes a tyrant
Iq 2000
You're wrong about the one part.
"YES! A TERRORIST ATTACK."
"Don't use that out of context."
Girafs are already just modified horses. ~ Kilian 2019
"Tuition is free because we aren't that dystopian"
Me: _cries in American_
Hahahahahahhshs
Water District?
Kilian is a member of Team Aqua confirmed.
Selinay Tiryakioğlu I mean, who’s better, a nerd or a pirate?
No it's Dutch
I can confirm Amusement Park district is the worst place to live.
But it's just Orlando
“There’s nothing more evil than being organized”
Than panic buyers are pure good
Hold up. 0:06 Is that the theme song from Jazz Jackrabbit 2 playing in the background? I do declare a fine choice sir. A fine choice indeed.
hey it's a famous person
7:15 is 100% stardew valley
"Oh, you think you're stressed out?"
Best motto from Kilian 2019.
BUT KILLIAN STEEL IS NOT MINED.
Is what a weak person would say.
I say:
You are wrong about the 2 meanings of Ty Rant's name. There are 3!
1. It his name
2. Ty Rant and Tyrant
3. Ty Rants
@@waffles6280 See, this guy gets it.
Thai rants
Ty means thank you so.... 4 MEANINGS HAHAHAHA
How about Tyre Ant?
"But tuition is free, cause we're not that dystopian"
Well yeah, the us is pretty much a dystopia come to think of it...
4:12 that's an eeriely good RTGame's voice impersonation
This is the only gaming video that makes less sense the more you know about the game
2:44
Excuse me, but did I hear.
*_O i l ?_*
Capitalist Painter Pyro
AMERICA INTENSIFIES
1:56, is the second meaning that he is always yelling and complaining about men's formal attire?
No, it's the Tyrell corporation from Blade Runner. Hu duh
/s
No its Big man Tyrone
"Tuition is free" how do I move to this utopian city
There's bunch of countries with free tuition: www.edvisors.com/plan-for-college/money-saving-tips/colleges-with-free-tuition/countries-with-free-tuition/
Move to Sweden instead. No tuition here!
A few years ago, I felt called out by 2:58. I can proudly say I have a job now!
"Yes, a terrorist attack!"
My timing for watching this video is hysterical.
I for one welcome our new swedish overlords...
JUST KIDDING IM ACTUALLY ALL FOR CANADA
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
What? The revolution already started!? Come on! I was just learning swedish!
The next thing you know the capital of Sweden is called "Oteywey".
We've been waiting for this revolution for a while
There was more effort put into the worldbuilding in this video than Veronica Roth ever put in all of the Divergent books combined.
"It reminds me of Autocratic Governments"
*Oceania joined the chat*
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
8:44 *Yes! A terrorist attack!*
Killian Experience - 2019
“President Ty Rant.”
Is a tourist
"But tuition is free, because we're not *that* dystopian."
Cries in American.
I tend to browse TH-cam a fair bit and watch a lot of new people, then you upload a video and I realise you're still the funniest out of all of them each time. I never know what you're going to do next and it's hilarious, I actually get interested in the silly story you're telling, then when I least expect it, you throw in a joke like a punchline I had no idea could even arrive, it's perfect.
undeniable proof that
we live _in_ a society
we live in a socity.
2:00 He made a tourist the president, LOL
Just noticed that, sounds like the premise of a 2000's comedy.
Clearly you have never worked in an amus-
Kolmården ad plays.
I got an ad for Gröna Lund during the video :P
in the industry district you should have dug a pit to a metal deposit and called it an ore well.
👏👏
Believe it or not, I have been waiting for this for years...
Hearing that hint of The Neverhood soundtrack in there sent me back and earned this channel my greatest respects.
"Yes! A terrorist attack!" - Kilian 2019
No wonder it turned into a post-apocalyptic city! There's sand EVERYWHERE!
I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere.
In a building contest, who would win, Kilian Experience or RTGame?
yes
neither, they would both end up making non-functional dying cities ravaged by disasters
@@equaius893 big brain time
"Aren't allowed to sit around and watch TH-cam all day disappointing their parents."
I clicked on this video to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
When you're a tourist but then god who looks like a giant Red Panda forces you to become a presidential dictator.
5:12 I have worked at an amusement park... I'd rather live in cargo town
3:16 Don't think for a second I wouldn't notice the Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines music
Killian: and all the cool military rations have been replaced by non-warrior foods... like smoothies... and...
*visible disgust*
Quinoa...
Me: *looking down at the quinoa I am eating while watching this video*
Fair point... I'll give you that...
Can't wait to visit The Socity and see the central capitol capital capital!
7:30 with the release of the hunger games prequel, that sentence is even more funny
6:45 Swedish style: Always think about the offseason.
I loved the Parks and Recreation reference with the tv show theme in the background
>Pigs
>Shows military base
10/10
you declared a tourist to president
I just visualize a fox talking, and the voice matches perfectly.
Red Panda=Fox
@@LG-dk2gd Ailurus fulgens != Vulpes vulpes
@@PrivateHaggard Exactly my dude
"But tuition is free, we aren't that dystopian."
*cries in thousands of dollars of debt*
That JazzJackrabbit background music, now thats nostalgic
Every Kilian video is like an apple of gold
How to create a Perfect Society in Cities Skylines:
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Rain Level 500 Natural Disasters onto your city like a crazy drunk Irish man
What if I force 100 Minecraft players to build a amazon factory?
@@friendlyfire2615 That works too,I guess
@@computerizedcocaineaddicti3703 I ate 16 mini waffles earlier today. They were soft and warm. So good.
“Who knew that revolutions could be so mean spirited”
"YES! A terrorist attack!"
-Kilian, 2019
Some say Max Ward is still surviving to this day
Ok, so I had it muted for the first five seconds, I just see Autocratic government flash across my screen...
Me: Well this will be fun.
"Non-warrior food. Smoothies and quinoa." Do you know how funny that really is? .... really really funny.
0:03 *Glory to Arstotzka, Comrade.*
3:48
I'm just glad someone's pronouncing quinoa properly, instead of this 'quinWA' we hear all the time.
6:17 NUUUUU THE BABY ELEPHANT AND BOUNCY HOUSE
Good to know we have a parks and Rec fan here. Ben is my favourite character.
Absolutely love your videos killian great work. Really looking forward to the next one :)
The Neverhood and Rayman 3 soundtrack in the background! You win the day!
I love that every single minute of these videos is pure quality content 😍
Parks and recreation district
*Plays Parks and Recreation theme*
You know what else you need for your city?
*Country roads~ take me home~*
*To the place~ I belong~*
*West Virginia~ Mountain Mama~*
*Take me home~ country roads~*
Well you certainly don't belong to VIRGINia
I’m sorry but “The socie... the semmh... the sssss... the SOCITY” is fucking everything
“And sex toys are assembled”
I’m wheezing.
And Max Ward is...
a perfect rebel name honestly.
Ah yes, I do remember all my presidents being tourists to my own country
2:56 You jumbed me in broad daylight
6:13 Lets go Rome Total War II Music!!!
"Socity" is actually a cool name. Might take that for my own project
The CIA would like to know your location
Awesome to see an upload. Funny vid so far. Keep up the great work! (I'm totally a Water District kinda guy)
The people here study all their lives and then make no money.
Lol
You forced an entire district to drink water? I know this is just a video game, but god damnit, Killian! This is too much!
1:01 Step one: Call RTGame
The Сосити. I like how it sounds in rus,great job Kilian.