Reddit Stories That'll Infuriate You
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มิ.ย. 2024
- Reddit stories are always a wild time, but these just might be the craziest batch of stories that I've read on this channel so far. r/AITA can't even touch a couple of these tales. Strap in and try not to grit those teeth too hard.
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WHO UP ANGRILY TIPTOEING THROUGH THE TULIPS RN 😤 🚩
Usually, my insomnia and/or warped circadian rhythm allows me to nap during daylight hours only. So...👋 Hi, Dustin! Glad I'm only 6 hours late from this upload. LOVE your stuff! Keep it up, you're doing swell! 😊❤❤❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂
IK! I just want a cup of coffee before the dreaded door creek of my two year old waking up and shoving his cup in my face asking for juice 😂.
I laughed so hard when you did that at 3:52-ish! 😂😂😂 Tried not to wake my family - failed miserably...
This is the first video of your's I've seen, but now that the tears from the laughter are finally subsiding, I am definitely subbing just for that. Well earned, my friend! 😎👍😂
I also love the subtle little 🚩 stirrings that lead up to the "tiptoe" interlude:
-Peeking out from behind the 🚩
-The hesitant readiness of your fist to grip the 🚩
Then you unleashed the "TIPTOE" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🤣😭💀
The first one sounds like a narcissistic BF trying to devalue the GF by creating nonexistent stuff to make her feel bad.
As someone who has unfortunately been a narc magnet most of my life, I knew from the beginning what this was actually about. Narcs and psychos looooooooooove to devalue you every chance they get. Sometimes they use things that you are insecure about, sometimes they try to make your good traits into bad ones to really throw you into an existential crisis. And sometimes they just straight up make things up, or heavily twist reality. Like I said about them saying your good traits are bad... Over time you will catch them contradicting themselves. Like they one day say X about you is a bad thing, another day they praise you about X. People who come at you with negative remarks all the time should never be trusted. THEY ARE TELLING LIES!!! Don't trust a single word out of their snake mouth!!
I could tell right off the bat it was a textbook case of gaslighting, but then to hear his explanation for why he did it, holy shit.
The update is disgusting
It’s projection of his own insecurities. Probably a RP m@nosohere creep
Met a dude that said small passive shit that was meant to pick at self esteem. Ashamed to say that at first I didn't really 'notice' because I really could have cared less when he made the comments at the time (and it only lasted a few dates), but retrospectively.....yeah. Insecure af to the point the only way they could be secure in a "relationship" is to make sure you're emotionally manipulated into staying. Because, y'know. They don't know how to build a healthy one or treat you like a person with human decency and respect.
The "tiptoe through the tulips" made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video
Same!
Or how about... I'm as nervous as a narwhal in a room full of balloons 😂😂
With the aggressive tiptoeing 😂
Ikr I wheezed like a seagull at that bit lmfao-
That one always gets me😂 he needs to keep doing it lol
Story 2... sounds like the IRS might have plenty of financial questions to ask of him...
Wait really? Why? I’m not familiar with American laws, could you please explain?
@@Kira-xs1zv,
Okay. He's leading a double life. He's "officially" living in 2 different states. In each State he has a "full time family" that he, supports 100% with his income.
Couples, who are living together, do their taxes together. Since the person who has the higher income are able to reduce their "tax bracket" (aka how much taxes they own) by "transferring" some of their "income" to their spouse's taxes.
This also comes into play with _children_ that they also need to support and, sometimes, get tax credits for supporting them.
@@aralornwolf3140although it did say in the story that the other woman was financially independent from him? Idk how much with them sharing kids tho
So many stories about men ruining their relationships because they took advice from misogynists or Tater Tot manosphere bullshit. My favourite is an OOP whose boyfriend started choking her during sex and whispering he would cheat on her. He got the idea from an MRA podcast that said doing that would 'program' a woman into being hypersexual for them and them alone. She dumped his ass.
As to the other family, it happens. My dad has five other kids that we know of, the youngest was born after my niece. He maintains at least two other houses in gated communities and he thinks we don't know
Do the other women know he is married/sleeping around?
@CurliFox They know about my mom but I'm not sure if they know about each other. Tbh I don't think they'd care as long as my dad continues to finance their lives.
You should anonymously turn him into the IRS. 😁
My history professor studies this phenomenon. It's called bigamy and it's more common than people think
Some people are just… wildly ignorant
for the first story, op please don't ruin your skin's natural biome for a man, dump him please.
edit: i obviously commented before the update. GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
Ok. First story didn't go where I thought it would. Like, it's worse. I was expecting he had a super sensitive nose and just didn't like her scent or something. But wow. 😮
Hey! At least the young man can go to his father and say "following your advice destroyed my relationship. Also, I just realized how much of misogynist you are."
I was gearing up for a comment regarding pheromones as a protective function for reproduction. Then, BAM!!
Maybe it was him. His body or his odor receptors.
@@myst0dreamer No, he admitted it was a ploy he learned from his father to psyops women.
@@surewhatever8843 As soon as I finished writing I remembered that, but then I thought I'd leave it because that's what I had been thinking before I heard about the psyops. Because it still could be true for someone else, where someone is projecting.
First story .This is how you give trauma to people. His father is bastard and the ex boyfriend is even worse.
third story: That man taking video evidence was genius. Even when he was stunned and having a million thoughts in his mind, he handled things well. I'm happy he's doing better now.
It’s called “revenge porn” and it’s illegal.
So I found this channel today. The reddit stories channels I usually follow don't have much more than commentary, and while it's good background noise it gets a little stale. Watching you run around with a giant red flag and singing "tiptoe through the tulips" through your teeth made me snort so hard I think I pulled something. You, sir, have a new subscriber.
This means so much!! Thank you!! 🚩 🏃♂️ 🌸
I agree, I’m subscribed to other people reading Reddit stuff, but this one just has something that they don’t.
same here, i knew the clip of the flag from memes on reddit but now im so glad i subcribed to the source!
The literal red flag waving and the little skits made me instantly subscribe 😂
Btk is even better than that. He asked the police if they could trace a floppy disk and they lied and told him no. 😂
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Bahahaha, did he seriously expect them to answer honestly?! 🤦🏼♀️😂
Better part, he was upset that they lied. Like sir you killed people
@@yin-sinbut dide he lie about it? Honestly what sricks with me is the cops getting his daughters pap smear to link him to the crimes.
the best part of the BTK floppy disk was that he asked if they could trace it, they said no, so he sent it …. 😂
Yup! I'm like, how dumb can you be?! 😂
that BO story is ACTUAL gaslighting
The second story made me cry because someone I love lied to me six years. But the "but it's floppy" was marvellous 😂 I really like your content and please consider doing more true crime videos like the OJ one, it would be great to hear more stories from your perspective
I can already hear him ripping Karla homolka apart
My girlfriend and I are working on a video together that’s in the OJ video style! She does similar videos about cults, high-control groups, crime, etc. It’s definitely gonna become a mainstay on this channel. Appreciate you!! 🕺🏻
@@DustinPoynterVideos oh god I second the homolka comment so bad. That one bothers me so much
@@DustinPoynterVideos fuck yes.
I really like how you present things regarding crime. I think yours and Papa Meat delivery is the best.
@@DustinPoynterVideos YAY! I’m so excited! I love true crime stuff that is presented light heartedly but with respect 🎉
I love the green flag stuff, not only for the wholesomeness but the way you break it down.
So often bad stuff is analysed and good stuff just taken at a superficial face value, it's honestly nice to see it get the same attention.
That story about the second set/family happened to my aunt. My cousin found out right before his own wedding. Saw it online somehow and he talked to his dad, who didn’t come clean even after months. My cousin had his wedding-hiding this all from the rest of his family-and afterward he told my aunt and everyone’s lives imploded. I think my aunt had been cheated on for 17-20 years of their …30(?) year marriage. Thought he was on an international business trip most of the time, or stuck in Louisiana for weeks during COVID one time, but the husband was 30 minutes away the entire time. He and his lady owned a ranch together. So sad… Our neighbor, too, found out her husband had a second family. I don’t know how people are able to maintain the lie so long. My uncle messed up because he was inebriated and accidentally mixed up where he’d been during one occasion which led my poor cousin down the internet’s rabbit hole.
Holy shit 😭 sounds like you need to submit your own Reddit story. For real though I hate to hear this. And you’re right, I truly don’t know how you keep up this lifestyle for so long. It’s morally reprehensible, and it also seems like a logistical nightmare.
Mom with the two family husband needs to let Bigamy Dad tell the kids.
No way! He's a master manipulator and would undoubtedly try to spin it to where he's the victim. I get the sentiment but I would want to make sure they get accurate facts and know what a dirtbag he is. The younger one should be spared some more egregious facts but the college age ones can handle the facts.
Bigamy Dad is wild
There was a story I heard recently where the dad had an affair, created a child, whom he ignored. He left the mistress bc how dare she get prego. Cue 5 years later. AP was in a car wreck and didn't make it. Dad was listed as next of kin. So the OP made arrangements to take in the kid. All the dad had to do was tell their two kids. Dad did not. It created a huge issue, bc the literal just lost their mom child is brought to the home (it took a few weeks to sort through everything) dad tries to imply it's the child of a family friend and OP, assuming her husband did the one thing asked, told the kids it was their half sibling. The son, who was younger, got along great. But the older daughter was old enough to understand the existence of the child meant her dad was a cheater. Dad blamed the affair kid. OP just full armed welcomed kid in. Iirc in updates, dad became unhinged and OP was working towards adopting her kids half sibling ASAP so she could get custody in the divorce bc the dad would absolutely neglect or abandon the kid. Oldest daughter was put into therapy and was making progress.
@@benjie128 that OP is an angel ❤ really hope it all works out for the family, except the cheating bastard, I hope he steps on legos his whole life.
Yes! Sit the whole family down, have Bigamy Dad tell the kids, and every time he starts lying or twisting it to make him sound better go "nope, try again" like the fucking child he is. 💁♀
The last one is wild …
Beef cradled by a jock strap?! I can't tell you how terrible my day has been and how much I needed that laugh 😆😆😆😆 Thank you!!
For some reason it reminds me of beefcake pantihose 😂
Story one: my stepfather who has since passed away, used to tell my exes that they should fatten me up in order to keep me (I never did adhere to that train of thought but my mom always struggled with her weight). So men did use to think crazy stuff like that.
As far as story two: two things, I used to live in Albuquerque until last year so I’m definitely wondering if this is someone I know and two, I think a therapist would be best to assist in this situation because different strokes for different folks. You can never blindly assess what’s best for a stranger in a situation like that
i’m fucking eating and hear “it smells like locker room taco meat” THANKS I WASNT PLANNING ON BEING HUNGRY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ANYWAY 😂😭😡💀
The worst story from Reddit I’ve ever heard
What’s the story about a boy whose mother died in childbirth with him. Who’s father blamed him for here death. Who abandoned him to his grandparents. And years later out of guilt invited him to meet his fiancé . The boy told the father’s fiancé how he was treated.
I’m subbing for your “Tiptoe through the tulips”
BY THE WINDOW!!!! THATS WHERE ILL BE 😤 (thank you for the sub though fr)
Okay the first one. The update? Omfg. No fucking way he believed that. I thought it was going to be him just nitpicking to push her away (which is still awful).
2nd one. She should absolutely talk about it openly with her kids. It would open a dialog that will teach them how to treat others and what not to do. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
The 3rd one just broke my heart.
Unfortunately, sometimes the negging can ruin a partner's self esteem and make them suicidal. I have a friend who went through this with her narcissistic ex. He was always putting her down, making her feel like she was a burden, acting like any health issue she had was just an inconvenience to him and generally making her feel like shit. Long story short, she finally grew a spine and dumped him. She's now happily married to someone who loves her and treats her like a queen.
holy shit some of these stories make me feel a sickening pit in my stomache. how the fuck are there people who think this shit is okay??? i feel so bad for the victims of this level of bullshit
💯 % Agreeded! Grrr.... rotten, rotten....
THE TEA IS PIPING HOT TODAY WOW. Also thank you for some good genuine laughs in the midst of this chaos, you’re hilarious.
Whenever I hear about someone having a second family, my first thought is “how do you even have that much time to do that?”
That first story was crazy! I remember when I first read it last year.
Thing is, that dudes dad is most likely not a boomer. I’m pretty sure hes a young guy in his 20s and that puts his father in his 40s or 50s, making him a shady ass Gen xr 😂😂😂😂
A LOT of Gen Xers think like this lol I’m no contact with my mom and stepdad partially because of their racist and sexist beliefs (they’re both Gen X, I’m in my 30s)
I've dated enough genX dudes to feel like this just checks out.
Yeah Gen X is a weird one. I meet people my own age who are about as knowledgeable about technology as my mother (who thinks dismissing a notification deletes something on her phone), whereas I had computer classes (including programming classes) since the 4th grade (1984 or there abouts, I don't feel like doing the math lol)
@@elaexplorer same! I’ve been working with computers since our class got a Commodore 64🤣🤣🤣. But some of our generation are throwbacks.
@@AspienWaifu And that’s pretty darn sad. I’m a geNXR and we were raised to be pretty inclusive so it’s so weird that so many of us are going down that road that our parents and grandparents went down.
Dustin, can you please make a page on your website so we can submit stories to you??? Dusty thunder has one if you need an example of how to set it up. I have a few I REALLY want you to react to
This is a good idea! I have been including my email for this in some posts but honestly I need more avenues to get submissions.
"oh you poor dipshit" I laughed way to hard at that.
On the first one. As someone who grew up in a psychologically and verbally abusive household that is all on the BF. We know the difference society teaches us the difference between our childhood experiences and normality.
There is a 1992 movie called Used People where the mother insists the daughter smells bad as a form of abuse. It was supposed to be a comedy, but you feel so bad that a mother would tell her young daughter such an unkind thing.
Support the 4B movement!!!
"We are (heel click) live! Heavens to Betsy!" What a great way to kick off. 🤣
I understand the "send the video" comment but you very much should not do that. Like ever.
It sucks, the people betrayed you, but there are all kinds of laws around spreading a video like that that could end up with you in jail or facing a lawsuit.
So absolutely if anyone is ever in that situation, do not immediately share the video. If you're determined to share it please speak to a lawyer first, or at the very least look up some info online.
You do not want the people to screw you over even more.
❤🎉🎉🎉 we are all ready and happily waiting our green flag friend!
Dude that paternity test is gonna be difficult and expensive since both potential fathers are so closely related
Damn… I need to look into being an insurance broker, man is providing for two families on one income?
SERIOUSLY
Quite easily
"Facebook has data too"
Biggest understatement of the century.
the way you say update included activates some sort of neurons in my brain
Second story reminds me of an ex boyfriend of my mom’s. She found out he had a fiancée while dating him and he blamed it on his split personality disorder. He also tried to set the house on fire once, so I’m pretty glad he never became a stepfather of mine
I’m so glad OP1 got away from that fool.
Folks, never stay with someone who does not lift you up.
LMFAO @ shoulder cave -- also seeing you literally RUNNING with a GIANT RED FLAG and your commentary while running with it -- I just... This is *chef's kiss*!
I listen to a lot of reddit readings and recently found your channel. Very few reddit channels show their face, and here you are running around for the sake of a bit and I absolutely love it. I also really like how your voice is on the calm side. Keep up the good work 😊
I relate to the wheezing while running so much. And I’m part of the percentage who is subscribed!
If anything is medically wrong with anyone in the BO situation it's the boyfriend.
If i remember correctly, the story the dad gave his wife was that his son was abusing his fiance and the dad stepped in to defend her and that's why he got hit. Still a dumb story considering his son had video evidence, but considering the circumstances he put himself in, I assume the dad is an idiot. Or at very least concussed.
I am also paranoid about my smell but that’s because I was born with a sense of smell and taste bad enough to confuse a caramel apple and a caramel ONION. There was three day old chicken rotting in the trash once from me forgetting to take it out and I had no idea. It was mortifying. So I understand on a level far deeper than I ever want to the feelings of insecurity that person in the first story was going through. It’s horrible and demeaning and eats away at you inside. I’m so glad they kicked that sorry excuse of a boyfriend out the door. What a disgusting human being. I hope he learned from this and never ever does such a thing again
I love your shorts. Instant sub.
Finish video, zero regrets
ETA: off to binge land at 11:30pm. Still 0 regrets
Man the point you made about the cheating husband about how op should tell the kids so they don’t find it on their own. Speaking from experience. Yes. I found out my dad was cheating. I told my mom. She denied it to me. Turns out she knew for years. I was along in it and gaslit. Horrible.
“Who told you that?”
“Papaw.” 😂💀
I was over here like “don’t tell him to send it that is revenge corn and a crime” 😂😅
I love when the updates are included!!
The one with the husband with a second family made me wanna cry
So happy you upload on TH-cam. Followed you on IG, but I love your longer content. Cheers
Didn't know you had a YT channel until I saw about it at the end of one of your FB videos. Instantly came over and subscribed!! I absolutely love your content ❤ It's an original idea that has been done by someone likeable with mature and relatable views
Love your vibe dude
I always laugh so hard when you start running with the flag! Good exercise for you and more dopamine for me!
TIPTOOOEEE👹👹THROUGH THETULIPSSSS👺👺
I do like the green man more. New to channel and just binged your stuff and subbed. Love from Australia.
Just found this channel 15 minutes ago, and I will be requiring every future reddit reading channel to include running through the park waving a red flag and singing humerously
Papaw!!! You’re killing me!!!
The heel click always gets me but when the perfect timing of you screaming WE ARE LIVE with the combo heel click idoubled over 😂 plus the oversize flag and life or death running everything is comedy gold 🙌👍🤣
This is my first time listening, and I chuckled a lot. So much that I subscribed and will start binge watching.
lol the papa “sleeping in chair” impersonation 😂😂😂
So funny. Love it. Keep doing it. Please. Thank you.
You got it Cory!! Thanks for the support! 🚩
Just come across your channel - 5:24, subbed when I heard your comment. Thank you so much for saying this! It's the thing so many people seem to need to hear in situations like this. 🖤They are not the cause of the issue and subsequent ramifications - their cheating partner is
The last one. Oh my lord.
I'm subscribed! I love your content 🎉💚
I'm totally with you on the fact that the husband (second story) is the one who caused her this, she shouldn't feel like she has to shoulder the truth of this situation, he made it everyone's problem who's involved, he would be the direct cause of SEVEN OTHER PEOPLE'S suffering as a result of his lying. If she told the other woman involved, they would have an opportunity to talk about next steps and have someone who understands exactly what they're going through, kids and all. I'm not even to the update yet, but the fact she had to bear the truth and sit in it alone, god I cannot imagine.
"But it's floppy" PLEASEEE
The audio experience is absolutely nice 😊👌
Good for her for telling him and file for divorce seriously. He’s pathetic. You can divorce and get him out of the home for sure. Judge is gonna side with the mom for sure.
First story just makes me think of generational verbal abuse. I honestly feel so bad for OP's ex's mother...
That last story made me think of my husband’s bio mom. She didn’t know if his dad was a father or son she had slept with around the same time 😬
Bruh 😂😂😂 I cannot tell you how hard I have been laughing at you. I needed a laugh so bad today and you delivered in spades. So glad I discovered this channel. Subscribed. ❤
“BO smells like Locker room taco meat.”
How the FUCK is this right on the mark ?!?!
I used to say BO smelled like if you boiled onions in hotdog water and then threw yeast into the pot to come to life, and yes that’s one of the most accurate forms of “I can smell what you said, and I hate it.”
First time here… and the clip of you just running with the GIANT RED FLAG made me make this hilarious sound of laughter? and some coffee came outta my nose.
Thanks, I needed that!! New sub. Bravo dude.
I freaking love your videos keep making amazing content 🎉✨👏🏼☺️
That was TWO doozies...
I'm gonna go binge on green flag vids now
I promise you, the first time I saw you ran with the flag, I hit the subscribe button! You had me at Sir!!
I just discovered this channel, I do not know the significance of Tiptoe Through the Window but I love it
I watched one of you videos for the first time today. I subscribed about 10 seconds in. I've not laughed this hard in a long time.
That painting in the background is stunning! 😳
very happy I found your channel
What crazy is that Reddit is full of these relationship horror soap opera stories…like whaaaaat
See I'm gonna need us all to find this dude to find out if the baby was his or his dads omg i wanna know so bad
Your red flag clips are the best 😂
Im here cuz bell notifications! Excited to see some green flag videos in the future :D
Missed the premiere again. 😂😂😂 This is getting to be our thing…😝😘
There is no way you’re 32. I shan’t believe it.
Story2: I feel so sad for OP. I think she should consult an attorney and gather all of the evidence. If he's engaged to another woman then it sounds like he might be planning to divorce OP. She needs to get someone to check the finances and make sure he doesn't leave her completely broke once the last kid is out of the house. My cousin's husband got fired from his job for gross insubordination but pretended to be going to work every day for several months. He also pretended to be on business trips while going to see a mistress. My cousin figured out when she checked some of their bank statements and saw he was withdrawing $ and buying jewelry that he didn't give to her or their daughters. He was actually the one to first ask for a divorce because when she put his shirts up in the closet she didn't hang them all facing the same way. It was very ugly and he had to be told to only communicate with her via her attorney- before then he was sending group e-mails (ccing their 4 children) to say vile, hateful awful things to her and accuse her of breaking her vows to him. He was actually banned from their eldest daughter's wedding. Not sure if he's invited to his son's upcoming wedding this month, but I hope not.
(Tiptoeing by the tulips aggressively in the background)
Aaaaah I’m so close by to that double family story that is so uncomfortable knowing that’s happening so close.
Always amazes me that people can have secret lives. As an adult, just doing the things I have to do is exhausting. I'm not doing extra
“And we are live…” 😂
*violently clicks heels*
aw, i already know the 2 first reddit stories, i wanted to hear new stories
but i love hearing your point of view and u had the same reactions i had when read them
That first story really brought back some memories about how my narcissistic ex would just put me down anytime he could. Never again will I put up with the shit again! I'm glad she left his ass! ❤by
Story 2...... please tell the police.... this is Bigamy.
I'm a new subscriber from TikTok. LOVE your videos! I too have permanent lumbar spine damage!