I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
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    We all know acting on TikTok is very cool and awesome, and sometimes epic! So I had to make a video about it; and I think you'll agree when I say I have found the best actor on TikTok. Enjoy :)
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    MERCH:
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    thanks for watching!
    comment "these ants making me act up" if ur reading this
    #kurtisconner

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  • @daynakindermann141
    @daynakindermann141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10478

    everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece

    • @stainedbread7945
      @stainedbread7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      don't forget about the lamp

    • @Xweetibird
      @Xweetibird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

    • @maneitzme
      @maneitzme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

    • @Duckmaster-tw2cd
      @Duckmaster-tw2cd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

  • @kiranaomi3734
    @kiranaomi3734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11165

    Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      He forgot the other one too :'(

    • @isisbear3498
      @isisbear3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

    • @kissesonhigh
      @kissesonhigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I subscribed for Nothing huh

    • @asiaa8p
      @asiaa8p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

    • @bingobongo781
      @bingobongo781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

  • @loveemily1589
    @loveemily1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5056

    Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Valid

    • @reandezine
      @reandezine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      420 likes hell yeah

    • @wowimstillalive5878
      @wowimstillalive5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

    • @juliadrake8878
      @juliadrake8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

    • @fattytoads
      @fattytoads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

  • @cucumbersruletheworld
    @cucumbersruletheworld ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    *THAT ONE TIME HE DIDNT GIVE US A GREETING....IVE FOUND IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS*

  • @bangtanbois415
    @bangtanbois415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6661

    POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

    • @canuzzi
      @canuzzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

    • @sabshilli7002
      @sabshilli7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

  • @nixymew987
    @nixymew987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7354

    But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

    • @welikerosafloyd
      @welikerosafloyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

    • @LolaLemonArt
      @LolaLemonArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He gets the dog shed

  • @Nico-xi5rn
    @Nico-xi5rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5413

    "Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."

    • @connoraugh1626
      @connoraugh1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      "We're her girlfriend, you stupid dick waffle." @Jordy

    • @therealglitterbomb
      @therealglitterbomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THAT

    • @rikititi1848
      @rikititi1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The music in the background, I can't 😂

    • @mulkiali3113
      @mulkiali3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gsap o

    • @mulkiali3113
      @mulkiali3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E

  • @StarGuardianKassadin
    @StarGuardianKassadin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +470

    Kurtis making fun of theater kids and releasing the most musical theatre song ever 15 minutes later is so fucking funny

  • @spodsder
    @spodsder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13201

    Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

  • @lindsayjanae
    @lindsayjanae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13406

    POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

    • @liberty3542
      @liberty3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      🥺😭😭😭

    • @Liv_shoe
      @Liv_shoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      “I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And you have to be nice because it's the law

    • @buggiie
      @buggiie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

    • @worldwidehandsome7084
      @worldwidehandsome7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      feeling kinda scammed rn...

  • @kalyssiaseptember
    @kalyssiaseptember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29364

    I like how kurtis realized it was an ant and not an aunt because it saw “a human” and not because it was _looking for food in the bathroom_

    • @itscari2327
      @itscari2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

      Kalyssia September what? Your family doesn’t store your food in the bathroom??

    • @hthuliumy6656
      @hthuliumy6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

      You don’t look for food in your bathroom?

    • @mimicatmoon
      @mimicatmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

      The food is in the toilet guys

    • @haley5735
      @haley5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      What about the fact that the ant caught feelings for her nephew? I thought that was more obvious because, y'know, incest 😬

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      @@haley5735 oh you know, insect, incest, same thing...

  • @KorakiPetrov
    @KorakiPetrov ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀

    • @beebop5040
      @beebop5040 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

    • @ava1216
      @ava1216 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I CACKLED

    • @kathrynwright9588
      @kathrynwright9588 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      its so fucking funny every time

    • @I_am_notfunny
      @I_am_notfunny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

    • @IvysWhackedWonderland
      @IvysWhackedWonderland 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      c:

  • @alicelily550
    @alicelily550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4795

    kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing
    also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

    • @ilovemj4896
      @ilovemj4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂 🤣lol

    • @kairymercado7772
      @kairymercado7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES LMAO

    • @aliciaguzman1224
      @aliciaguzman1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Everyone: “omg I hate quarantine”
    Indoor boyfriends: 😒

    • @Amelia-dh1ot
      @Amelia-dh1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      but imagine how tired we are of it

    • @megamozaik
      @megamozaik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Shit, you just reminded me that I have to go make sure my outdoor boyfriend has a mask and hand sanitizer.

    • @am-zj4mq
      @am-zj4mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amelia
      but imagine how tired WE ARE OF IT

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thewriteinpresident Your rant full of criticism and shaming is already confusing enough, then to see you have porn on your channel banner... ._.

  • @coolbeanz1070
    @coolbeanz1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6554

    Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie

    • @neekymaya
      @neekymaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I knew it was familiar

    • @alicerpz3468
      @alicerpz3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lmao

    • @melh.8861
      @melh.8861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I thought he's the barbie

    • @TCangie
      @TCangie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      r/rareinsults

    • @addie576
      @addie576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha

  • @hopper-jos
    @hopper-jos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    rewatching and i still think outdoor boyfriend has it worse. he has to sleep outside, shower in the rain, pee on trees etc. indoor boyfriend may have the more boring job but he has A/C and stuff. Amenities

  • @mari-su8up
    @mari-su8up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12093

    POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

    • @yannam5339
      @yannam5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      😔

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      *sad noises*

    • @kaeldlr2018
      @kaeldlr2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      #Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

    • @norao0oo761
      @norao0oo761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

  • @WoodenRose16
    @WoodenRose16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.

  • @speccysquaregolike9629
    @speccysquaregolike9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    "the coveted middle smirk"
    👁u👁

  • @Stinky_malinky
    @Stinky_malinky ปีที่แล้ว +260

    5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀

  • @greciaortiz7634
    @greciaortiz7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17454

    kurtis: forgets the extra greeting
    twitter: let’s get him boys

    • @alyssa6743
      @alyssa6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      get his ass

    • @alvinemp9042
      @alvinemp9042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      it freaked me out when i first saw

    • @imsorryaccount1426
      @imsorryaccount1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He was just so excited for his birthday

    • @blackdollie
      @blackdollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ??? what happend?

    • @muddbug
      @muddbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16149

    POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting

  • @themainevent381
    @themainevent381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    Fellas, if your girl:
    Has two thingies,
    Has a wagon in the back,
    And has six legs,
    She's not your girl. She's jordys

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

    • @sxpphs
      @sxpphs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

    • @junosbitch
      @junosbitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

  • @isabellarocks6522
    @isabellarocks6522 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..

    • @d0rm4ntp4st3
      @d0rm4ntp4st3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      also autistic & i think the popularity of pov videos during quarantine made my problems with eye contact like a bazillion times worse 💔💔💔 what if i make eye contact with guy and he thinks im ant 💔

  • @hbombscantling7722
    @hbombscantling7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5854

    Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside

    • @a-c-2001
      @a-c-2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

    • @maitreyeenabar1754
      @maitreyeenabar1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Wait but what if it rains and shit

    • @nathalie4732
      @nathalie4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

    • @Kitkat-vj1yu
      @Kitkat-vj1yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Homeboy must stink.

    • @najnis3174
      @najnis3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

  • @kadeorade5296
    @kadeorade5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2663

    “I’m auditioning for Mother Who’s Baby Just Exploded.”
    BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIREWOOORK

    • @farateq
      @farateq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This dent me into orbit

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      your name is very creative

    • @sarastories8074
      @sarastories8074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

    • @divyasrivastava216
      @divyasrivastava216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was caught off guard when he sang that

  • @strawberry_peroxide8597
    @strawberry_peroxide8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12032

    The “Indoor Boyfriend Song” is now my official quarantine anthem

  • @_kiwari_
    @_kiwari_ ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat?
    Imagine,
    “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!”
    “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.”
    “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”

    • @noahdaanimalguy7673
      @noahdaanimalguy7673 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      “My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

  • @strongboi3028
    @strongboi3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5470

    I can’t imagine how people are actually binge watching his tiktoks when all he does is going like “🥺🤤😏” while the pov says: „you are a cat and i throw a slice of cheese in your face 😳👉🏻👈🏻”

    • @macaca1586
      @macaca1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

    • @onionboy6074
      @onionboy6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *Donkey noises* I just died

    • @user-bl1tm7ji9o
      @user-bl1tm7ji9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

    • @maskedvamp
      @maskedvamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

  • @yannahpeeps2002
    @yannahpeeps2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    “Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020

  • @jordiepraska7684
    @jordiepraska7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    Do you know how hard it is to hear “Jordy is sexually attracted to ants” when your name is Jordie?

    • @isabelle1641
      @isabelle1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jordie Praska AHAHAH

    • @malihachowdhury7323
      @malihachowdhury7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dear god, I hope this comment was ironic because I'd sincerely feel bad if it wasn't...

    • @mickibabe5495
      @mickibabe5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’re attracted to ANTS??

    • @mickibabe5495
      @mickibabe5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maliha Chowdhury uh... do you know what irony is?

    • @calci66
      @calci66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @AceJackWagon885
    @AceJackWagon885 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day."
    Me: *YES PLEASE*

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

    • @someoneunknown7655
      @someoneunknown7655 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      How quickly people forget the past

    • @dread_wolf2301
      @dread_wolf2301 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@blue-dabad33 Lockdown was actually fantastic for me

  • @mackenzie__
    @mackenzie__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11540

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t”
    Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @hiimjames6215
      @hiimjames6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      FOLKS

    • @corbenwegman6999
      @corbenwegman6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

    • @MrFletout
      @MrFletout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

    • @cosmicberry6096
      @cosmicberry6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @T Dawg 👏

  • @colda.f.238
    @colda.f.238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11013

    actually I pictured "indoor boyfriend" being more like "indoor cat," as in, if he was let outside he'd wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife and then get hit by a car

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Lol (also good take about outdoor cats)

    • @ourloveisgreat1398
      @ourloveisgreat1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so essentially a criminal

    • @shroomish778
      @shroomish778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      if i let my indoor cat out, he'd probably just wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife
      because we took him to the vet, and we have proof that he survived some kind of accident sometime in the past

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmfao

    • @kr_sh_
      @kr_sh_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i almost throwup from laughing thank you

  • @raeleighmarie7706
    @raeleighmarie7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    The lack of praise for Kurtis’ song in these comments is disappointing.

  • @thekarlshow_tm
    @thekarlshow_tm ปีที่แล้ว +837

    As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔

  • @mellifroze7532
    @mellifroze7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    ngl kurtis' acting as the indoor boyfriend deserves a jordy

    • @yudonnom3
      @yudonnom3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      this is a reply

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      this is a reply to a reply

    • @camt8240
      @camt8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is a reply for someone replying to a reply

    • @magik8295
      @magik8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply

    • @rem-nl3dl
      @rem-nl3dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a reply to a reply to a reply to reply to a reply to someone replying to a reply.

  • @kirbyvanwyngarden4614
    @kirbyvanwyngarden4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    The middle smirk is SO underrated

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      IKR!
      my drink spilled because of that🔫🌹

    • @ari_archer
      @ari_archer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      •v•

    • @box_full_of_ink958
      @box_full_of_ink958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      👁️u👁️

    • @FareedKhan-xs9nj
      @FareedKhan-xs9nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IT TOOK ME OUTTTT SJNSJSBSGDHA

    • @ZaDe2002
      @ZaDe2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOT THE MIDDLE SMIRK- 😭

  • @sammy4737
    @sammy4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    harry styles has been real quiet since indoor boyfriend came out...

  • @daxosnessus825
    @daxosnessus825 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    They should make a romcom about the indoor and outdoor boyfriends falling in love but they cant be together. sadge

    • @lynxlubbpeeps
      @lynxlubbpeeps 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They just touch hands through a screen door and stare forlornly

  • @_-luke-_
    @_-luke-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    kurtis: * makes fun of theater kids *
    also kurtis: ****18:47****
    he's literally acting like every theater kid ever. and honestly? i respect that.

    • @Wolfgang8-Y
      @Wolfgang8-Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      No one hates theater kids more than theater kids. There's a reason it's called the DRAMA department.

    • @egg9206
      @egg9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lutisky i was literally scouring my brain for every musical theater song i know trying to figure out if he was parodying one lmfao

    • @idontreadorreply
      @idontreadorreply ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kurtis liked ur comment

    • @jonarbuckle4200
      @jonarbuckle4200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      theater kid? i hardly know her kid‼️‼️🤣🤣

  • @elim.6609
    @elim.6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8018

    POV: You’re in the comments wondering if anyone else didn’t get an extra greeting

    • @angelloodleoul4217
      @angelloodleoul4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings

    • @heavenlything
      @heavenlything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      execution

    • @cjsluiter1917
      @cjsluiter1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Phew. It's not just me

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!

    • @BootsofButter
      @BootsofButter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I too was missing my extra greeting :,(

  • @adrianaondrejka2062
    @adrianaondrejka2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sandra Fray yesss

    • @PimpernelVA
      @PimpernelVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live for your truths

    • @patrochilles6275
      @patrochilles6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey fellow carry on fan

    • @carseatneedsrest
      @carseatneedsrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @sunsprite3497
      @sunsprite3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend

  • @bell4898
    @bell4898 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.

    • @WONDERBOIY
      @WONDERBOIY 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SAAAAME

  • @aylove.
    @aylove. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Kurtis Conner - singer, songwriter, actor, indoor boyfriend.

    • @haleemamalik4308
      @haleemamalik4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors

    • @emoboy42069
      @emoboy42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget dancer (2:21)

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and TH-cam Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!!
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    • @haeflxwer4727
      @haeflxwer4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the fuck.

  • @megstevenson762
    @megstevenson762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6692

    Kurtis: “Even though I’m 26 I’m not changing.”
    Also Kurtis: **forgets to do the extra greeting**
    Me: “Well apparently you have.”

    • @rowanwashburn5015
      @rowanwashburn5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I miss my extra greeting!!

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same!

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I WANT MY EXTRA GREETING THIS IS A S C A M

    • @23trainwreck32
      @23trainwreck32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, that's the worst way to change as a person. Complete 180..
      Good to see people aren't overreacting over nothing.
      🤦

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg tysm for all the likes!

  • @sour4570
    @sour4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    kurtis: im not changing for shit. you can't change me.
    also kurtis: * forgets the extra greeting causing everyone to lose it and get him trending on twitter *

  • @Inconsistance_
    @Inconsistance_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night

  • @evilsentient_ai
    @evilsentient_ai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5404

    "you're not just his sisters best friend" ur her gf now he made u realize how much u aren't attracted to men

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I thought that’s what it was until today even though I watched this for so long

    • @jordanramirez5167
      @jordanramirez5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I was bi but now I think I’m les 🥲👍

    • @perperperpen
      @perperperpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You never considered that maybe his sister's best friend was a dude?

    • @evilsentient_ai
      @evilsentient_ai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@perperperpen gay rights bff 🏳️‍🌈

    • @perperperpen
      @perperperpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@evilsentient_ai ???

  • @pipcoakley
    @pipcoakley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    What about outdoor boyfriend? He never gets to go inside. Rain or shine, he's out there.

    • @pipcoakley
      @pipcoakley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @KRISTI CARMONA I think you might be right, someone should go check on him...

    • @maggieandrews7676
      @maggieandrews7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For real my man could freeze out there 😔👊

    • @pipcoakley
      @pipcoakley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@maggieandrews7676 Someone get him blanket at least

    • @ThemanthelegendKenny
      @ThemanthelegendKenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey you copied my comment

    • @DAttorney159
      @DAttorney159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's is cavemen??!!

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    “I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT”
    *-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*

    • @jessespicer6036
      @jessespicer6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

  • @thebiggerkirb974
    @thebiggerkirb974 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting

  • @dilia12ulloa93
    @dilia12ulloa93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Kurtis: theater kids are anoying...
    Also Kurtis: goes full theater kid at the end

    • @eden_curtiss9383
      @eden_curtiss9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmaooo

    • @bee-ke9ek
      @bee-ke9ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not all theatre kids are trashboi garbagemen! That’s just me!

    • @emmarombold2489
      @emmarombold2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the song kinda sounds like a showtune 👀 lmao

    • @Lisa-gl7rc
      @Lisa-gl7rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emma Rombold lmao I thought about that

  • @rats2988
    @rats2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    imagine the outdoor boyfriend it’s probably worse. like he’s not allowed to go inside, he sleeps in the park and he has to ask people to get him food because he can’t go in stores.

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      i mean going to stores is probably an outdoor thing. do you think she has a stores boyfriend just to go shopping with or for romantic dinners?

    • @user-lp2xs3ws4n
      @user-lp2xs3ws4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Drive thru

    • @rats2988
      @rats2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lara İpek Yes she probably has a store boyfriend, a car boyfriend and maybe some other ones

    • @rats2988
      @rats2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marulani Rodriguez well he can’t go in a car so he would have to walk

    • @justjulesie
      @justjulesie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know there is another name for that right?

  • @sara_beara4758
    @sara_beara4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11862

    Plot twist the indoor boyfriend and the
    outdoor boyfriend fall for each other. It’s
    the forbidden romance of a lifetime. The title will be “A Window Away”

    • @ivenfurpaw8498
      @ivenfurpaw8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      Id watch it

    • @ahimsa5971
      @ahimsa5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      Your a god amongst men. I want to make that movie

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      “You ready to go Y/N?” Said outdoor boyfriend , “be there in a minute!” Outdoor boyfriend waited outside cause he can’t go inside , obviously! While he waiting for Y/N he saw something, no... he saw someone “could this be indoor boyfriend?” He thought , he felt himself panic and his heartbeat quicken when he caught a clear glance at him “babe! Why are you staring into space?” Outdoor boyfriend didn’t notice he was staring right at him , being entranced at the beauty through the window...

    • @gonnacry442
      @gonnacry442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      I want the characters to be Kurtis and Kurtis as well

    • @bluebird9870
      @bluebird9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I actually quite like that title

  • @jweaver9089
    @jweaver9089 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.

  • @wolvesluvpnutbuttr998
    @wolvesluvpnutbuttr998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6708

    Kurtis really out here testing the theory we won’t riot without an extra greeting

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I definitely noticed, I feel cheated

    • @myguy3238
      @myguy3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was annoying honestly, it was funny the first few times and stopped the next thousand times

    • @princessnubbins7608
      @princessnubbins7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      We have been hoodwinked, run-amuck, led astray, and completely baffled by what has happened. Smh.

    • @sstarrlloverr
      @sstarrlloverr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Sniffs* I just can’t believe he would do this to us..

    • @foolwithtoomanynames
      @foolwithtoomanynames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BLASTFIMY !!

  • @nadinecheffi2015
    @nadinecheffi2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    No one:
    Kurtis: *turns 26*
    Kurtis: I’m not changing for shit
    Also Kurtis: *forgets extra greeting*

  • @mimigrace0907
    @mimigrace0907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5122

    *Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting*
    the world is actually ending

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "it's not the end of the world"

    • @arsonleblanc2005
      @arsonleblanc2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

    • @laskwkxkwkd
      @laskwkxkwkd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      #kurtisconnerisoverparty

    • @laskwkxkwkd
      @laskwkxkwkd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol jk jk...

    • @melinalopez8367
      @melinalopez8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chill

  • @Jest.R
    @Jest.R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Kurtis… why is the indoor boyfriend song still not on Spotify… please Kurtis I need it.. 😔😔😔😔

    • @Cowplants_are_cool
      @Cowplants_are_cool 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IT'S NOT!?

    • @Jest.R
      @Jest.R 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Cowplants_are_cool NO I CHECKED AND I CRIED

    • @Cowplants_are_cool
      @Cowplants_are_cool 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jest.R SAME! 😭😭

  • @scruncklord5034
    @scruncklord5034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    plot twist: she's keeping the indoor and outdoor boyfriends separate because she knows they'll fall in love if they see each other

  • @SkeIewizard
    @SkeIewizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5344

    POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

    • @nadsvol6
      @nadsvol6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

    • @leoniemuller2096
      @leoniemuller2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nadsvol6 whyyy?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other TH-camr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

    • @luizearaujo5844
      @luizearaujo5844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amandab722 WHAT?

    • @maryaliceloring3795
      @maryaliceloring3795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

  • @legolas_lover
    @legolas_lover 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That was the most beautiful song… brought tears to my eyes

  • @Witchy_Hoo
    @Witchy_Hoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    kurtis conner’s middle smirk: :>

    • @jessicaalter5100
      @jessicaalter5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Middle smirk= Keith from TryGuys.
      I’m never going to see one of their thumbnails without thinking of this now.

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessicaalter5100 OMG I was wondering why it was familiar

    • @scarydeath2480
      @scarydeath2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahah ikr how is that possible

    • @raindrops_mp4819
      @raindrops_mp4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      •v•

    • @kendellkryptonite2561
      @kendellkryptonite2561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      c:

  • @him1517
    @him1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3449

    “Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis

    • @AllHailTheKang
      @AllHailTheKang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It’s a human,

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Between Alabama and zoophilia,

    • @garfield8mybrain356
      @garfield8mybrain356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeeyee

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@buzzfeedhater I prefer Alabama over beastiality

    • @mackenzie8905
      @mackenzie8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because then they'd be blood related

  • @ruetistic
    @ruetistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4800

    “Middle smirk”
    . .
    V

  • @Bowieinsomniac
    @Bowieinsomniac หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the coveted middle smirk got me

  • @p00niK
    @p00niK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5026

    i think about "the middle smirk" way too often

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I guess it has that effect on people

    • @p00niK
      @p00niK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Dead Slushie Walkin' It’s mesmerizing

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@p00niK yes, yes it is...

    • @bobacloud7039
      @bobacloud7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oop

    • @shannmander
      @shannmander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Looking forward to that smirk on merch❤

  • @charmi3809
    @charmi3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2546

    Kurtis’s fake acting is better than jordy’s “real” acting

  • @finn3935
    @finn3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.

    • @mrendo5593
      @mrendo5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

    • @temperature4984
      @temperature4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

    • @scottishrebeljo8158
      @scottishrebeljo8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

    • @yaboidannydevito7810
      @yaboidannydevito7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

    • @natbrown7012
      @natbrown7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

  • @magicdawn1973
    @magicdawn1973 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :')
    Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.

  • @nesssmith7746
    @nesssmith7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    PoV: Kurtis is showing u the straight side of Tik Tok and u want him to stop

    • @sweethibiscustea
      @sweethibiscustea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      True

    • @waterbasednutrients
      @waterbasednutrients 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      It's the insex side of titkok

    • @13gudadod
      @13gudadod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @zeydenciz
      @zeydenciz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he Said furries and cosplayers?? Those are not straight %100

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i love how it’s now gay tiktok and straight tiktok that’s so funny to me for some reason

  • @Angelina-pr5hl
    @Angelina-pr5hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2817

    Kurtis: No extra greeting
    Me: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @jakobsin8414
      @jakobsin8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

    • @auxtomates3757
      @auxtomates3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😖😣😢🤬💔

    • @Vivicci.x
      @Vivicci.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jambgarn5695
      @jambgarn5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elevator Girl I was wondering

    • @h7672
      @h7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BUT WE GOT A SONG

  • @beholdenmoney1723
    @beholdenmoney1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    Beethoven’s been awfully quiet since indoor boyfriend came out

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@noneckfredd8409 thats funny he isnt but ok

    • @howdymynamesjae
      @howdymynamesjae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@noneckfredd8409 what makes you think he's dead?

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@noneckfredd8409 he’s not dead tho 🤔

    • @demolitionlover3443
      @demolitionlover3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i don't think he's heard indoor boyfriend

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's in his grave, de-composing

  • @___OanonymousO___
    @___OanonymousO___ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression

  • @mm_203
    @mm_203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5078

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

    • @Karina-uy1jr
      @Karina-uy1jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      T Dawg hopefully 😥

    • @jotastupr
      @jotastupr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fucking asshole

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also has a lamp now

    • @dorothyscheines3194
      @dorothyscheines3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

  • @somersetdrayton9067
    @somersetdrayton9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5069

    The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.

    • @MorinozukaTakashi123
      @MorinozukaTakashi123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Somerset Drayton it’s his birthday so we had to give him the extra greeting

    • @somersetdrayton9067
      @somersetdrayton9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yaquelin Venegas Oh damn that’s true

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His birthday was over a week ago. if kurtis expects us to celebrate his birthday for over 4 days, he’s high.

    • @Flyersfan28
      @Flyersfan28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@airbearsarrow3426 just calm tf down. he was celebrating his birthday and he hasn't uploaded until now.

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Screw his uploading schedule! I demand satisfaction!

  • @cellostrings565
    @cellostrings565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    Danny is Kurtis’ outdoor boyfriend and Drew is his indoor boyfriend

  • @Da77leraz
    @Da77leraz ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You’re right that isn’t a puka shell necklace. His necklace is made of SODA CAN TABS which is much worse

    • @cardyn1836
      @cardyn1836 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if ur not alt thats the weirdest thing ever

  • @alayna8661
    @alayna8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    iconic backgrounds:
    danny: little nutcracker guy
    drew: ironic artwork
    kurtis: lamp

    • @mackenziecarper4282
      @mackenziecarper4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      and cody has his messy ass couch

    • @christinep4761
      @christinep4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's the doorknobs tho

    • @MrPicunYT
      @MrPicunYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also Kurtis: sit in front of the lamp the whole time

    • @alayna8661
      @alayna8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mackenzie Carper oh shit i forgottt 😂

    • @shav44
      @shav44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly I thought that was a power rangers lamp

  • @caramerkel1005
    @caramerkel1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6796

    the “indoor boyfriend” song needs more recognition bc im literally out of breath from laughing

  • @sapphiredup9932
    @sapphiredup9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    Therapist: middle smirk Kurtis can’t hurt you
    Middle smirk Kurtis: 👁 v 👁

    • @emmajinthetardis
      @emmajinthetardis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sapphired Up i went and rewatched the middle smirk about five times it took me tf out 😂

    • @sapphiredup9932
      @sapphiredup9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      adidas-uchiha SAME

    • @gaurisood4524
      @gaurisood4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That really sent me💀💀

    • @mr.cowell6025
      @mr.cowell6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51

    • @Pichicato
      @Pichicato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg that was so funny

  • @Paeoniaceae
    @Paeoniaceae 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    7:19 THAT'S THE PLOT OF THE BEE MOVIE 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @roslynrobb8201
    @roslynrobb8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    This dude kept building on his ant joke through out the whole video I can’t get over it ✨flawless✨ ✨effortless✨ ✨COMEDY✨

    • @maximilianorodriguez3475
      @maximilianorodriguez3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stfu

    • @charlobster
      @charlobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@maximilianorodriguez3475 ?

    • @applebleed186
      @applebleed186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maximilianorodriguez3475 ??

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@maximilianorodriguez3475 your first name is like 3 names had sexual intercourse and the result was a mess

    • @maximilianorodriguez3475
      @maximilianorodriguez3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lee2791 LOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

  • @lanabobana3311
    @lanabobana3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    If Jordy doesn’t make a TikTok where he’s lip syncing to Indoor Boyfriend, I just might have a gi*ant* fit.

    • @hannahpugh628
      @hannahpugh628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀💀💀

    • @ьаье
      @ьаье 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      💀💀💀

    • @DIPPEYDOO1
      @DIPPEYDOO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who's Jordy

    • @wizrddddd
      @wizrddddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Klay King bruh

    • @queo4733
      @queo4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qa

  • @cassandraflores3090
    @cassandraflores3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Outdoor boyfriend is SUFFERING wandering aimlessly around during quarantine

  • @leifsilva4816
    @leifsilva4816 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Why hasn't Kurtis become a Jedi yet? If his birthday is on May 4th he's a star wars child.

  • @lydiaparker63
    @lydiaparker63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "emotionally lip-syncing a song is not acting"
    true, but have you ever stared out the car window when a sad song comes on and pretended you're in a movie?

    • @non-corporealentity67
      @non-corporealentity67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      forget the car i always pretend i’m in a movie when i listen to music

    • @edabakb
      @edabakb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In the shower, acting like I'm making a very dramatic music video...

    • @AHandleFul
      @AHandleFul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Drag queens turn it into entertainment, but most people can’t pull it off

    • @spacingsquirrel6727
      @spacingsquirrel6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always act like on a show like the Truman Show

    • @whanmot5953
      @whanmot5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...........How did you know?

  • @caterinaaaaaa
    @caterinaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    I can just imagine the outdoor boyfriend on the other side of the window singing about how cold he is and how all he wants is to come inside and sleep in a real bed

    • @whyohwhy1221
      @whyohwhy1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      The grass is always greener on the other boyfriend’s side.

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@whyohwhy1221 I can imagine like that spongebob and mr krabs duet and the aladdin and jasmine duet where they are singing about their different conflict from different locations and end the song with singing the same lyric- the common underlying issue to show that they are not so different. So emotionally moving, i would have cried.

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and cuddle with the indoor boyfriend

    • @superswagmimi4237
      @superswagmimi4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Minnow would love to see that. boyfriends

  • @xlt_yaboi331-8
    @xlt_yaboi331-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    Cody and Kurtis are gonna be best friends in the nursing home!

    • @certifiedcoffeebean
      @certifiedcoffeebean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      But Kurtis will attend Cody’s funeral and have like 20 years left.

    • @theactualghostboi6777
      @theactualghostboi6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope so

    • @fortify6374
      @fortify6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @annatate4068
      @annatate4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      XLT_yaboi331 - they should do a collab

    • @SNK_LRD
      @SNK_LRD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t tell if I see you everywhere or there are just a bunch of people with that pfp

  • @kfcoyote
    @kfcoyote ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kurtis why are you actually a good singer
    I thought it was just a joke but your voice is literally beautiful

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9614

    *”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*

    • @hobijooh7397
      @hobijooh7397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

    • @nicolelewis5237
      @nicolelewis5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

    • @nopenottoday734
      @nopenottoday734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree completely

    • @romi6885
      @romi6885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

  • @user-yl3zz9zs5f
    @user-yl3zz9zs5f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    Plot twist, the real romance is between both indoor and outdoor boyfriend

    • @noneckfredd8409
      @noneckfredd8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I smell yaoi

    • @amagicman13
      @amagicman13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@noneckfredd8409 that’s fetishization yikesss

    • @noneckfredd8409
      @noneckfredd8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@amagicman13 😂 chill

    • @anushasingh3548
      @anushasingh3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noneckfredd8409 2 guys = yaoi 🤪

    • @F1nn1ck-08
      @F1nn1ck-08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@noneckfredd8409 as a gay guy... yuck, yaoi isn’t that good, it’s pretty fetishizing. No hate, just sayin

  • @tenoutofchittaphon1017
    @tenoutofchittaphon1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    I came here in hopes of getting an extra greeting but... He didn't give any.

  • @olliescribbles
    @olliescribbles ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:47
    just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    POV: you’re crying in the shower and unsubbing because there was no extra greeting

    • @linalina69000
      @linalina69000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oml didn't even notice oop-

    • @haleyhuber8370
      @haleyhuber8370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      We need and extra extra greeting next time

    • @ndumisomsomi9053
      @ndumisomsomi9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew something was off!!!!!!!!

    • @linalina69000
      @linalina69000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kurtis reading this comment like: fu-

    • @irvingf.8769
      @irvingf.8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We need an apology video

  • @hollyhobgoblin8838
    @hollyhobgoblin8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2050

    Plot twist: Outdoor Boyfriend and Indoor Boyfriend end up having a forbidden romance.

    • @mortem4573
      @mortem4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      oooh ir already sounds more interesting than those dumb povs

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      outside bf and indoor bf are on opposite sides of the window, almost pressing their hands together. only a piece of glass separates their love. i love it already.

    • @madisunie
      @madisunie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’d watch it

    • @starrcasm8488
      @starrcasm8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i dont know if like a better story would be that the indoor boyfriend is genuinely trapped/locked inside bc the s/o is insane or like the indoor boyfriend has like an autoimmune disorder and will die if they get any kind of sickness so he has to stay inside for his health lmao

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lily That souds so cute ngl

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I was not mentally prepared for Kurtis's middle smirk.

    • @macraff420
      @macraff420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's kinda hot though

    • @viepng
      @viepng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      👁u👁

    • @thetangerine5747
      @thetangerine5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was going to be a smile, but what I got was better

  • @CRIMZ0NN
    @CRIMZ0NN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I genuinely got an ad for a bugs life game on this video