What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.
none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.
I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.
I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult
In context he thought it was a Halloween costume. So the uncle had a halloween costume like that, not a fursuit. Animal costumes exist in more contexts than just furries lmfao
One of the rotten tomatoes critic reviews from 2010 for this movie says this: “If being innocuous were a crime, Gooby would cause Canada to reinstate the death penalty pronto.” -Bill Gibron
@V. V Most of Gooby seems to be lots of different exterior locations, all of which are far more expensive to shoot on than interior locations - Split's budget was kept so low because of how smart it was with mostly being set in a single indoor location. Fewer setups, which saves time, which saves money. Also filming with kid mains is expensive because child labor laws prohibit them from working for long hours - the school scenes in Gooby would have been stupidly expensive for how little runtime they actually have in the film. Gooby may have a small budget, but it's spent extremely inefficiently. With a few tweaks to the script, the budget could have been halved - which, amazingly, still would not have saved it from flopping.
@@ChrisOvens51 Seriously, even just sitting here for a couple seconds I was able to come up with a plot that would have been better and cheaper. It's a shocker how inefficient this movie was.
@@gfilmer7150 OH SHIT I DON'T EVEN WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS BUT I KNOW THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!! i'm just really excited to know what ur talking about he he he :) he was crazy and trying to kill his sister or sum right? annyways i know him from my babysitters a vampire
the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said
@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂
I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.
This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it
I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.
@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol
I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.
Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it. The actual backstory for Food Fight.
“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever
Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead
y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao
i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."
Oh, for sure. Tall Girl was just some dumb fad movie that got a bit of attention for a while, and was promptly never thought about again by the vast majority of people for the years to come. Meanwhile this video is absolutely iconic and memorable, and I'm so glad it was made instead. It's a much, much better decision in hindsight.
@@freddiejones6253 word 💀 my mum only bothered to look at me about 6 times a day throughout childhood let alone using her deteriorating muscles to move her whole mf head whenever i spoke
14:56 drew and danny's unspoken comedic timing together is actually so impressive, the way drew watches the imaginary trajectory of the imaginary ball matches up with when danny pretends to get hit with it so well
What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009. *2009. Just 10 years ago.* I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.
Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”
kind of reminds me of that one horror movie called The Boy i think?? where a girl is haunted by a doll possessed by the soul of a dead child only for it to turn out it's a grown man living in the walls and doing all the shit
@@RavenSkull3 Bet... the whole movie is just a happy go lucky story and then A24 style in the last half hour we find out Gooby is just an old man in a suit on the run from the cops
Wait a minute, since the bully said that his uncle has a fursuit that looks like Gooby, could that mean... BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, *A GAME THEORY!*
@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video
This movie made $3,234 in the box office. The standard price for a movie ticket in the US in 2009 was $7.50. Movie theaters usually take 45% of the cost of each ticket, meaning 55% goes to the studio. So with that, roughly 784 people saw this movie in theaters.
There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them: 10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think) 21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner 24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey 26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.
I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second
I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.
I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.
That’s what I thought. Make Gooby less Freddy Fazbear looking and more on the lines of something like how Pooh and his friends look in Christopher Robin, plush toys or animals that may look real but are still somewhat cute and appealing to look at
watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome
I love how inclusive Drew is as a friend. Like you can see him making an effort to make Kurtis and Danny both feel included. The world needs more Drews.
The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.
& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.
They’re all so good together. I like how they equally let each other get in jokes and don’t try to out do each other. So strange how alike they all are.
Danny’s shirt describes him a soft boy but is sarcastic sometimes Drew’s shirt describes him a sarcastic boy but actually is Kurtis’s describes him a rebel boy but is a soft boy That how I think about and it’s probably unaccurate
Bit late to comments, but Gooby was filmed at my house/I'm in the background(9:35) some fun tidbits; - Actor inside Gooby costume was as creepy in real life as Gooby is (Coltrane only did the voice) - Gooby's face was controlled by a separate person during filming with a remote control - Eugene Levy seemed very unhappy with being there (probably once he saw the Gooby mask) - The production/investors were SUPER hyped about Gooby being the next Winnie the Pooh sort of series, selling a bunch of merchandise and making plans for lots of sequels. - When the main kid's stunt double wasn't being used we'd play Halo. Main kid didn't want to play Halo with us. - I think it was ~5k paid to my parents to film at our house, plus another 10 or something on renovations. It was about a month though they didn't use our bedrooms so we stayed home during it. - For the backyard scenes we didn't have good enough leaves for them so they collected a bunch from a park (not hotdog park) about 20 minutes away to spread about the yard - During the soccer scenes my team, opposing main kid, were doing too well so they said we had to let him win - At one point during filming a neighbour decided they wanted to sit in their driveway revving their car constantly. Production got upset - Neighbourhood was initially intrigued about the filming, because movie, but quickly got annoyed as most of the block was production trucks/trailers (Alana Dr, Springwater Ontario)
i’m in a fairly new relationship and they’re so sad hagrid died. i’m not a big fan of harry potter but in my head i just keep thinking NOOO GOOBY. how would i even explain this movie to them 😭😭
the reason ethan in my babysitters a vampire was so chill with meeting vampires is because he was traumatised as a kid by gooby. gooby is a lot more terrifying than a vampire.
side note why does the kid look like mike and wills mom from stranger things combined (I know they talked about him looking like Winona but he also looks like Mike)
drew i have to congratulate you on the sponsor read, my mom and i were watching this together and usually she skips the sponsors but as soon as she saw you start walking on the balcony she burst out laughing and ended up watching the whole thing. she gives you props for being the only sponsor read that entertained her
I figured out the problem with Gooby. He's not childlike or whimsical. Like Pooh. Toys brought to life, like the Velveteen Rabbit, Corduroy, Buzz Lightyear, Pooh... they all have a fun, easygoing personality that's perfect for a kid to identify with or even pretend to play with. Gooby is a creepy grown man who has no redeeming qualities and KNOWS every part of it. He's not even child-sized.
Fun fact: someone commented on here that they filmed the movie in their neighborhood and the people who made the movie wanted gooby to be the next Winnie the Pooh
@@ninar9664 Well they were hyped about it, presumably because they didn’t realize why Pooh was popular and just went “fuzzy bears make money” Not that you didn’t say that, I just feel that “wanted” implies they tried any harder than making a crap movie and slapping a bear costume on it, and I refuse to give them that credit
@@DeathnoteBB yeah I get what you’re saying and that makes sense. I feel like the creators didn’t think ‘oh Winnie the Pooh is popular because he’s cute and fun’
this is unironically one of my biggest comfort videos and i have no idea why. like once every 2 weeks i rewatch this in full and laugh at the same jokes every time. goob/10
I read a creepypasta once called “the best school psychologist” about a kid that gets ignored by his parents and the kid goes to a psychologist who kidnaps him and makes the kids parents miss him and then releases the kid- this film reminds me a lot of that and it’s so unsettling because I was not expecting to draw these parallels in this weird kids film???
I mean to be honest I don’t really think that it was intentional, because Dr.Tanner was actually nice to the protagonist, while Gooby is an absolute asshole
@@ashikjaman1940 GOOBY IS IMMORTAL ALL HAIL GOOBY ALL HAIL GOOBY (Pls send help He is throwing hot dogs at my face unless I pledge my allegiance to him)
11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.
This video emanates the energy of a bored older child forcing the middle child to watch a crappy movie with him while the confused younger child watches over their shoulder and becomes severely traumatized
as somebody who has had that happen several times (one of which was the room starring internet darling tommy wiseau) it very much gives off that energy
@Crimson Fox Yeah the directors of the film confirmed this in an interview and it was supposed to be a dark film based on how adults can manipulate children for their own twisted motives and the world can be cruel.
Yeah Gooby is actually an adult that was trying to torture children due to his dark past and throughout his life he was treated wrong, so he decided to show the world what happens when you mess with the wrong person, then he stole a teddy bear costume and pretended to be a toy, that’s why Gooby is so picky and he knew what cookies were. Then when Gooby showed up at the end, he was trying to apologize to Will for what he did, Will’s father showing up to help him makes Gooby reflect on his choices and that’s why Gooby didn’t save Will but freaked out, Gooby wanted to kill Will but he thought that they formed a bond so he was conflicted.
gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens
You could put eerie music over it, and that thing where it flashes to a creepy scene for half a second, and I can guarantee that someone is going to get nightmares.
I wanna throw up
Araconara same
I'll get the trashcan
woah congrats on getting pinned
Nice
the first time I saw gooby I flinched and cringed at the same time 🤢🤮
What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.
Yeah like think about frosty the snowman. He came to life and he was really innocent and wholesome, and then there’s Gooby....
Ted and Jack Frost. 2 movies. One is about an awful adult teddy bear, another is a dead dad snowman
Waffle Cakes He’s like Ted but tall and gross and not awful on purpose.
@@epoillaKory Is he really not awful on purpose, though? Gooby seems like he just has a really trashy personality
The Bronx Boglehead it took me a minute to realize you meant Winnie the poo, not just poop.
none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.
Wasn't it already implied? With Gooby's teeth becoming sharp as daggers and all?
Yummay😂😂😂
i screamed when i saw this comment jesus
Because they don't have to.
We can't forget about hot dog park, too. What's with this movie and hot dogs?
When the bully said "cool costume my uncle's got one just like it" it made me wonder if goobie was just a grown ass man terrorizing this child
I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.
I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult
I'm pretty sure he's saying that his uncle has a Gooby teddy bear, which is what he thinks he's dressed up as
So his uncle is a furry…?
In context he thought it was a Halloween costume. So the uncle had a halloween costume like that, not a fursuit.
Animal costumes exist in more contexts than just furries lmfao
Or mascot costume or another movie prop costume
You're gonna lose it when you find out about the original Wizard of Oz or Harry and the Hendersons.
One of the rotten tomatoes critic reviews from 2010 for this movie says this:
“If being innocuous were a crime, Gooby would cause Canada to reinstate the death penalty pronto.” -Bill Gibron
@V. V Most of Gooby seems to be lots of different exterior locations, all of which are far more expensive to shoot on than interior locations - Split's budget was kept so low because of how smart it was with mostly being set in a single indoor location. Fewer setups, which saves time, which saves money.
Also filming with kid mains is expensive because child labor laws prohibit them from working for long hours - the school scenes in Gooby would have been stupidly expensive for how little runtime they actually have in the film. Gooby may have a small budget, but it's spent extremely inefficiently. With a few tweaks to the script, the budget could have been halved - which, amazingly, still would not have saved it from flopping.
@@ChrisOvens51 Seriously, even just sitting here for a couple seconds I was able to come up with a plot that would have been better and cheaper. It's a shocker how inefficient this movie was.
The most impressive bit of acting in this movie is whenever the kid has to pretend to be having fun with Gooby.
I think that kid was on Criminal Minds once, in season 3
it’s ethan from my babysitters a vampire😳
aurora sky I’ll take your word on that.
@Wacky Heart Season 3, Episode 6 I think, the whole episode took place in a mall
@@gfilmer7150 OH SHIT I DON'T EVEN WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS BUT I KNOW THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!! i'm just really excited to know what ur talking about he he he :) he was crazy and trying to kill his sister or sum right? annyways i know him from my babysitters a vampire
“Puts children in life threatening danger”
Gooby: ight imma head out
I’m like 2 minutes into the video and I am BEYOND excited to see wtf happens
he GOT to GO
@@libif6886 I was just thinking of this XDDD
The only time I would like this movie is if I'm in my mom's woom and can't see or hear it.
Repeat cycle
the child actor seemed genuinely quite competent
Honestly, most of the actors were good - Gooby is just the worst ever
fun fact! he plays ethan in the babysitters a vampire!
@@_kyon._I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
@@_kyon._ OH MY GOD NO WAY
@@_kyon._OMG THAT UNLOCKED SUCH A CORE MEMORY FOR ME
“So our color palette choice for this movie was mustard, vomit, stale bread, rotting wood and sadness.”
Lol
Don't forget about the little girl at the end with the washed out pink jacket!
mmnm
For Shaw
With undertones of pissed-on-mattress.
My favorite part is the weird two headed CGI creature that is just never mentioned again
Yeah wtf WAS that
@@flyingpigproductions5934 but also what was the point of the scene
That was to impress and scam the investors into giving more money.
Lmao
the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said
The way he said “I like being your dad” made me wanna peel my skin off and I think Drew felt the same
Reminded me of all my mom's boyfriends.
I did, yes
@@freeizzy8395 Yeah I remember when I told you that
So that’s where the budget went..
Like a banana peel
is no one gonna talk about the fact that they somehow completely abandoned the whole 2 headed alien thing?? like... where did it go?
That was gonna come back later but they ran out of budget
@@mmog_1 at that point why keep it in?
Ivory they spent so much money on it, I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep it in lol
@@fanaticism3204 i wish they at least made it so it made sense then lol
@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂
the $6.5 million was spent on catering for Gooby
That's a lotta hotdogs
And Gooby waste cleanup
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
@@sheepeyoutube FLEX TAPE
I have never related to ANYTHING more than this comment
“i like being your dad” may be the most shocking twist in cinematic history
yessss 😂
WTD Productions my dad can’t relate
I swear I’ve watched this video like 12 times and yet the CGI alien monster catches me off guard every time. I never remember it exists.
so true
Neither did the producers
same! plus its so fucking scary like genuinely it startles me every time
You watched Gooby 12 times & you weren't lobotomized? Your mental resilience defies all understanding, sir🏆
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 I’ve probably watched it like 20 times by now. I guess my brain does feel a bit jigglier than usual.
I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.
I was shocked when I found out in came out in 2009. Its seriously an outdated form of a movie
It really does kinda feel like an E.T rip off
Wait, this wasn’t made in the 80’s?
This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it
I seriously thought this was a 90s movie and I gave it a little exception until now
This movie came out in 2009 but you could have convinced me it came out in like 1983
Yeah they made that joke in the video where they first watched the trailer
HUHH??? 2009????
ET vibes
2009!? It looks like it was made in the 80’s😃
I would like your comment but I can't for reasons
Kurtis is wearing a camp rock shirt, drew is wearing a shirt that says"Mr Ass" and Danny is wearing his own merch. Fashion 100
Pretty sure Drew’s shirt is meant to say “Mr. Kiss Ass”
@@5549842 it's Mr Ass. It's Billy Gunn merch from like 2003 WWE.
Oh I thought it was meant to be mr kiss ass because there are lips
O B T U S E “IM AN ASS MAN”
Queen of Smarts
Imagine that Danny has none of his own shirts and lives off of his own merch
The fact that Drew probably made more money off this video than Gooby did in theaters is absolutely hilarious but honestly it’s way better this way.
Wait, that’s 100% true and 100% awesome
this kid really outed his uncle as a furry huh
This made me laugh so hard and I don't even fuckin know why
I’m already crying, why did you have to make it worse
This movie already had me on the verge of tears, this comment just made it worse
“My uncle has one just like it”
S weEt hOMe AlabAmA
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imagine walking past that hotel room and hearing 3 grown men chanting "GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY"
Starts walking faster
Indian Here 😆
3?
**stops walking and start chanting with them**
*shakily* is this 911?
I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.
How could you not support
@@whalienabi he bullies people
@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol
We Stan tho
Support him if you will gooby gon eat em he a giant hotdog and gooby love dem dawgs
RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will always be remembered for this role. It was truly the peak of your acting career.
Was looking for this comment 😢 best movie and actor RIP
@@cryspbytes1037 me too
I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.
Sad he died but he wasn’t that great of a person
@@woulfiskwdym?
Gooby came out in 2009. That is the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This movie looks like it came out in 1995
rageboyRM ikr. The whole lighting and everything
wait WHAT
More like 1980ish
It's script was probably written back then though 😂 cos of all the cliches
Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it.
The actual backstory for Food Fight.
“He’ll never take us alive.”
This implies that, if the need depended on it, Gooby would in fact kill this child as opposed to getting caught
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever
colourways those who can’t do, teach
@@delelelele_whooop6194 lmao. Or those who did it and got tired of it.
@@delelelele_whooop6194 False
@@delelelele_whooop6194 wait is that the actual saying because that doesn't make sense
Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead
y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao
Yeah, imagine making 2 movies about a girl who's well..................tall.
i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."
Oh, for sure. Tall Girl was just some dumb fad movie that got a bit of attention for a while, and was promptly never thought about again by the vast majority of people for the years to come. Meanwhile this video is absolutely iconic and memorable, and I'm so glad it was made instead. It's a much, much better decision in hindsight.
Will: *Is in danger*
Gooby: Aight imma head out
Charlotte Byers “IVE GOT TO GO”
Probby “GOT TO LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH” sorry if that wasn’t what you were thinking
I was referencing one of Danny’s videos about a bad Instagram comedian that’s always saying “I GOT TO GO”
DiscoDeaky39 were you going for Bohemian Rhapsody lol
*Gotta blast*
My role models are three grown men yelling “GET UP GOOBY”
Natasha Bruz and then the dissappointed ‘aaahhh’ when the light turned off there lmao
Just the motivation i need in life ✊️
My therapist: Gooby isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Gooby: 👹
Olivia x exactly
I was looking at emojis and I saw that one and I was like, "hey it's gooby!"😂
for shaw
Gooby is VERY real and he WILL hurt you.
Taht isent a devil face its just somting from a jappanese thing
The fact that Gooby was released the same year as Avatar is something I'll never fully reconcile with.
both cinematic masterpieces
@@chrisdavis3204Correction: one cinematic masterpiece. The other one is… I don't even know how to describe it.
@@ethancousins-bh3ll James Cameron proving his brain fell out somewhere between T2 and Titanic, and he never got it back.
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
It’s funny how drew is going to make more money off this movie than the company that produced it
Oh my gosh so true
@AriBon PR Hardrock Nick... I mean..what? sorry, I forgot we don't talk about that..
How can I retweet this comment
Holy shit how much money do you think he makes per video
no he means profit meaning money made - losses
I love how Drew is constantly turning his head so nobody feels neglected
Because that's what heroes do
Nice of you not to say Kurtis
Tatjana wish my parents put in that effort.... or any..
Imagine Drew reply to this kind of comment "I love you too" lol
@@freddiejones6253 word 💀 my mum only bothered to look at me about 6 times a day throughout childhood let alone using her deteriorating muscles to move her whole mf head whenever i spoke
Them at the beginning: “ gooby!! :D”
Them at the end: “good riddance. I fuckin hate gooby”
Now this is character development.
for shaw
for shaw dood
fo shaw dud
For shaw
@@thedangerstrangeruk for dic- shaw dud
14:56 drew and danny's unspoken comedic timing together is actually so impressive, the way drew watches the imaginary trajectory of the imaginary ball matches up with when danny pretends to get hit with it so well
kurtis: i hate gooby SO MUCH
*gets a tattoo of him*
wait he did? lol
Lily yup
Kurtis is now angry every time he has his pants down.
@@lee2791 nice name
wait no freaking way he got a tattoo of him
"I like being your dad"
*discomfort has entered the chat*
Only way it could've been worse:
"I like being your daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Toasty Potate I could’ve gone my entire life without being forced to read that with my own two eyes.
Pulls out a standard issue Glock 11
I legit saw Goobie in my recent nightmare. He was repeatedly saying, "I like being your dad" with a scary face.
When a man say I like being a father he is content with the burden not the easy stuff the hard stuff that became easy.
What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009.
*2009. Just 10 years ago.*
I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.
Dillyn holy shit 2009 was 10 years ago
I was genuinely thinking '98 or something. That's insane 😭
I thought it was from the '90s for sure lol
Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”
You know what came out in 2009...Avatar
I was genuinely expecting this to be a plot-twist horror movie where gooby was actually a grown man in a bear costume the whole time
That is an amazing idea, turn that into a horror movie and if it has a good story and marketing it will do well
kind of reminds me of that one horror movie called The Boy i think?? where a girl is haunted by a doll possessed by the soul of a dead child only for it to turn out it's a grown man living in the walls and doing all the shit
@@RavenSkull3 Bet... the whole movie is just a happy go lucky story and then A24 style in the last half hour we find out Gooby is just an old man in a suit on the run from the cops
@@Pi_LikethenumberIt’s later revealed that this movie was a really weird episode of To catch a predator.
Wait a minute, since the bully said that his uncle has a fursuit that looks like Gooby, could that mean...
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, *A GAME THEORY!*
Why does the movie imply a weird and gross romantic tension between Goobie and Will
Bro where the fuck-
Is everyone gonna by pass the fact that the bully said his uncle has a costume just like gooby's????
I just have a few questions.
Where did you find that
@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video
BURN IT!🔥BURN IT WITH FIRE!🔥
This movie made $3,234 in the box office. The standard price for a movie ticket in the US in 2009 was $7.50. Movie theaters usually take 45% of the cost of each ticket, meaning 55% goes to the studio. So with that, roughly 784 people saw this movie in theaters.
You know a movie’s good when you can calculate the box office to the ones place
th-cam.com/video/NXaohVgFp-4/w-d-xo.html
Nice calculating.
just to add something more for scale, that's less people than an average high school in america.
Wait wait wait is it profit or just how much was made? Because if it's profit it would be more, but otherwise that is shockingly high
I love how happy kurtis gets when he makes danny and drew laugh
Very wholesome
Same
Kurtis is the cutest human being
Awwww
Itz Emerald I’m a member of Kurtistown already, dw I’m nice to the mayor
There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them:
10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think)
21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner
24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey
26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner
I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.
I am reading all of these
just looked at them and the beastiality one being called "bet you've never seen anything like this before" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up😭😭😭😭
Thank you for this
Thank you so so much
@@weedmaster-420im gonna throw up everywhere this is so funny i hope you know
Finding out that the kid won an award for his performance in this was a new emotion
what?
Well, he’s definitely not the worst actor in this movie.
I mean, he was able to pretend like he and gooby were friends, that’s not something anyone can pull off
it was pride
I mean well he wasn’t bad plus he’s one of the main character in my babysitters a vampire
I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second
@@6ebfendi388 wow you have figured out the meaning of life
Danny: hair
Kurtis: must touch nose ring
Drew: mR aSs
Raghad Nabil ikr
I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.
What time?
"4 words: LOOK AT MY ASS"
I think its suppose to be mr kiss ass because of the lips
I feel like the main issue is that Goobie has the mind and mannerisms of a child with the body and voice of a grown man who wants you to call him dad
That is so truth!
Still can't get over the fact that this movie introduces the existance of weird alien monsters and then just... never mentions it again
Maybe that was gonna be the plot of the next movie, but then it wasn't the success they hoped
I'm about 93% sure it was meant to be representing his paranoia or whatever, but they forgot the actual part where they make that clear.
I'm also confused... the kid went through this whole process to catch the weird bird-things but then they never followed up and I am... confused.
That’s just gooby’s true form
Maybe the actual movie went more into it but they left it out of this video
i can’t believe hagrid played gooby like he wasn’t rolling in warner brothers money
linda shrug emoji I was looking for a Hagrid comment cuz Gooby’s voice actor was the first thing I looked at during the credits.
HAGRID DID WHAT???!! that's low, compared to his role in Harry Potter
Yes I saw Robby coltrane and I was like huh? Hagrid? I had to watch it so many times to make sure I didnt see it incorrectly.
thats exactly why he did it. he was rolling in wb money and stopped giving a fuck.
@@fairysuh
Kinda what happened to harry, although the stuff he's in is just weird not awful b movies
Chewbacca's been looking real rough since Han died
NO AKDLFLAJFLS 💀💀💀
I CAN’T
oop-🧍🏾♀️
omg i choked xD
I’m the one thousandth like elemayo
Kurtis with his friends: small font
Kurtis alone: BOLD
“The first night we shared together...”
Thanks I hate this movie.
chocolade vlokken
n o n c e
Gross
I bet Will is uncomfortable when gooby said that lol
“I like being your dad.”
Whatever he says is just disgusting. Like ew
I love how Drew wears a shirt with ‘mr ass’ written over it, Kurtis a camp rock shirt and Danny just straight up wears his own merch
@Levi Shriver classic attitude era 👍
Oh you didn’t know?
Danny Gonzalez with Mr. Nutcracker guy is Mr. Ass and he goes to Camp Rock
Loll
Theres 3 types of people...
“I like being your dad” gave me such a visceral reaction that I made a horrified sound of despair in public
WHY WAS THAT A LINE
The most uncomfortable thing ever because he didn’t even become a dad figure in the end, he just moved on
Ursie Minor just like mine
@@hanniballz. 💀💀💀
What the- this bear trying to get laid
I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.
That’s what I thought. Make Gooby less Freddy Fazbear looking and more on the lines of something like how Pooh and his friends look in Christopher Robin, plush toys or animals that may look real but are still somewhat cute and appealing to look at
also known as gooby emotionally abusing and manipulating a 10 year old child and being a menace to society for 90 minutes asmr
*A S M R*
sir how the HELL is it asmr
i wake up and boom im a rat you can’t tell how relaxing it is
@@BlazeOGlory25 fair have a gooby day
i wake up and boom im a rat thanks so much sir you too
I remembered a film where Hagrid was a big ugly bear, but I thought it was a dream. Ignorance is bliss
Im dying at this comment for some reason omg lmfao
Yeah i thought that as well, but for the reason that i actually has nightmares from this
gooby: i like being your dad
*everyone is typing*
LMAO
I've never had such a visceral reacton, I almost turned inside out
watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome
The guys in the beginning: "IT'S GOOBY DAY!!! SO EXCITED!"
11 minutes in: "I wanna strangle Gooby."
Not even 11 minutes in lol
More like 34 seconds in
Not even 5 minutes in "Goobey is making me so stressed"
his name is drew
@@gemasnicket1817 drew? Think you mean Danny
I love how inclusive Drew is as a friend. Like you can see him making an effort to make Kurtis and Danny both feel included. The world needs more Drews.
Bosl96 Curtis Konner 😍
Bosl96 jk sorry
@@shrekislifeshrekislove6633 BAHAHAHAHAHA A++++++
what's a curtis
and he talks to kurits
danny: hair
drew: shirt
kurtis: nose touch
Avery Fera Nose ring touch**
Avery Fera as someone with a nose piercing, same lol I’m constantly fidgeting with it, really makes it look like I’m picking my nose but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Danny’s hair🥺
Yessssssssss, I was looking at the same thing
Kurtis also just like holding the gooby in his lap the whole time
the realisation that billy is ethan from 'my babysitter's a vampire' has forever changed my life. has no idea how to feel about it.
ooooo so that’s why
drew: oldest sibling
danny: middle child
kurtis: youngest child
Why is this true tho.
Who said you could say something so untamed and controversial yet so true
now all we need is the sexy fanfiction ;)
We get it
But why does it make sense
"My mom and I call it Hot Dog Park because of all the flashers."
Claritey OMG HAHAHHA
I- deceased 💀
I love this comment so much.
JSHSHFHSK
Guess thats why they call em weiners
The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.
& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 dude it’s the middle of the night and i’m super high and that actually freaked me out so much
He doesn't organs, he just needs food to fill the empty hole that is his fluffy insides(?)
He did fart...meaning he did have a stomach, gasterous system..and asshole
@@thecreator3145hi please don’t say that like that 😭
Why does this movie look like it smells
um child anyways SO bRuH 💀💀💀
Smells like a basement
smells like an old pot of brown beans
why is this so accurate
Damp
Rip to the legendary Robbie Coltrane known for his excellent success as Gooby
They’re all so good together. I like how they equally let each other get in jokes and don’t try to out do each other. So strange how alike they all are.
they're the same person in different fonts
I don't know about that?
It's cause they're the same person
Now that they’ve said that Will looks like Winona Ryder, I can’t see him as anyone else and it’s really unsettling...
Buckle_the_Dutchie He reminded me of someone and then they ruined heathers for me
I know right? I can now only see him as winona Ryder
They said it exactly when I noticed it oml
Alice Apsara same, I think it’s because there was a very similar scene in stranger things, still really weird tho XD
Will!
These three men have such immaculately harmonious vibes. If they fused, they'd make a John Mulaney.
If you added the three of them together and then divided by two you’d have john mulaney and bo burnham
Drew is already like a diet John Mulaney, I don’t think combining them would make him
@@pirsickle your mind- wow 🤩
combine them with John Mulaney and you get a Dandrekurohn
They was raised 👏 R I G H T 👏
22:04
*musical theatre kids start bursting out into song*
everyone: "wait what's going on..."
the way he says "I like being your dad" genuinely makes me wanna vomit
And the way he looks at him too ewwwww 🤮
you can tell their personality by the shirts they're wearing
Lmao true
Danny’s shirt describes him a soft boy but is sarcastic sometimes
Drew’s shirt describes him a sarcastic boy but actually is
Kurtis’s describes him a rebel boy but is a soft boy
That how I think about and it’s probably unaccurate
.
.-.
._.
Bit late to comments, but Gooby was filmed at my house/I'm in the background(9:35) some fun tidbits;
- Actor inside Gooby costume was as creepy in real life as Gooby is (Coltrane only did the voice)
- Gooby's face was controlled by a separate person during filming with a remote control
- Eugene Levy seemed very unhappy with being there (probably once he saw the Gooby mask)
- The production/investors were SUPER hyped about Gooby being the next Winnie the Pooh sort of series, selling a bunch of merchandise and making plans for lots of sequels.
- When the main kid's stunt double wasn't being used we'd play Halo. Main kid didn't want to play Halo with us.
- I think it was ~5k paid to my parents to film at our house, plus another 10 or something on renovations. It was about a month though they didn't use our bedrooms so we stayed home during it.
- For the backyard scenes we didn't have good enough leaves for them so they collected a bunch from a park (not hotdog park) about 20 minutes away to spread about the yard
- During the soccer scenes my team, opposing main kid, were doing too well so they said we had to let him win
- At one point during filming a neighbour decided they wanted to sit in their driveway revving their car constantly. Production got upset
- Neighbourhood was initially intrigued about the filming, because movie, but quickly got annoyed as most of the block was production trucks/trailers (Alana Dr, Springwater Ontario)
Wow, also ummmmm ... did Gooby kill anyone
Cool!
Yall played Halo 😂
omg thank u for this that’s so funny i love that the main kid seems like such a dweeb n his stunt double is cooler
Sounds like something a stunt double would do, as opposed to a main.
i’m in a fairly new relationship and they’re so sad hagrid died. i’m not a big fan of harry potter but in my head i just keep thinking NOOO GOOBY. how would i even explain this movie to them 😭😭
could just show them the video
I still can’t get over how badly this movie did financially... multi million dollar budget and only made like $3k. That... is fuckin sad.
especially with so many famous actors
I mean… kind of their fault.
I'm not even sure how it's possible to only make $3,000 when you're a multimillion dollar movie. Did only like 20 theaters show it?
@@softfishy Honestly.. I bet so. And I bet it was in one of those sketchy theaters too.
Man at this point Id buy the movie out of pity...
Imagine being in the hotel room next door and hearing a muffled “get up gooby! get up gooby! get up gooby!”
That would make me burst out laughing ngl
i would break out in a cold sweat
I would so so horrified-
I would go to that hotel room and join'em
get up gooby get up gooby get up gooby ahhhh
the reason ethan in my babysitters a vampire was so chill with meeting vampires is because he was traumatised as a kid by gooby. gooby is a lot more terrifying than a vampire.
in case y'all didnt know ethan and will are played by the same actor. that poor traumatised kid.
@@stayfrostyroyalmilktea I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HIM
THIS HAS BEEN EATING AT ME FOR DAYS TY FOR FINALLY POINTING IT OUT
truefknthat
Finally someone said it!!
8:51im riding my bike looking left and right AND NOT FORWARD
They sound like three girlfriends telling their other friend to leave her toxic boyfriend
The kid deserves an oscar for pretending to like gooby
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side note why does the kid look like mike and wills mom from stranger things combined (I know they talked about him looking like Winona but he also looks like Mike)
@@wren_. he’s the dude from my babysitters a vampire
Does nobody know that this is literally Josh Hutcherson 💀✌🏽
@@Trollestiatumblur lmao if this is a joke it’s funny
plot twist: this is will from stranger things and this is what he saw in the upside down
Is Goobie Worse Than The Demigorgon: Discuss
Edit: Goobie IS the Demigorgon
Omgs yes
S N Goobie: selfish, always hungry
Demagorgan: just vibing, eats like one dear
@@sukonetei4789 and barb
We finally have it all figured out...
drew i have to congratulate you on the sponsor read, my mom and i were watching this together and usually she skips the sponsors but as soon as she saw you start walking on the balcony she burst out laughing and ended up watching the whole thing. she gives you props for being the only sponsor read that entertained her
“My uncle has one just like it”
So either his uncle is like a children’s entertainer or a furry and we’re just going to let that SLIDE?
IKR
*probably both*
Or Gooby is actually that kids uncle? Lol
His uncle is a gooby hunter that wears a gooby skin as a trophy
Plot twist it was his uncle
I figured out the problem with Gooby.
He's not childlike or whimsical. Like Pooh. Toys brought to life, like the Velveteen Rabbit, Corduroy, Buzz Lightyear, Pooh... they all have a fun, easygoing personality that's perfect for a kid to identify with or even pretend to play with.
Gooby is a creepy grown man who has no redeeming qualities and KNOWS every part of it. He's not even child-sized.
Fun fact: someone commented on here that they filmed the movie in their neighborhood and the people who made the movie wanted gooby to be the next Winnie the Pooh
@@ninar9664 Well they were hyped about it, presumably because they didn’t realize why Pooh was popular and just went “fuzzy bears make money”
Not that you didn’t say that, I just feel that “wanted” implies they tried any harder than making a crap movie and slapping a bear costume on it, and I refuse to give them that credit
@@DeathnoteBB yeah I get what you’re saying and that makes sense. I feel like the creators didn’t think ‘oh Winnie the Pooh is popular because he’s cute and fun’
Also that is one heck of a creepy ugly lookin toy. Who would wanna play with a toy that looks like it's possessed & smell real bad?
@@bloblovlalalulu3422 yes gooby looks like he smells like rotten eggs and he doesn’t look fluffy or cuddly his fur looks it’d be rough
Danny is currently cosplaying the love child of kurtis and drew
There’s probably some fanfiction for that
No, Kurtis is the child. Drew and Danny are the parents
That One Nerd HAHAHAHAHA
Legit you can put any combo of two dads and son with these three and it makes sense.
this is unironically one of my biggest comfort videos and i have no idea why. like once every 2 weeks i rewatch this in full and laugh at the same jokes every time. goob/10
I read a creepypasta once called “the best school psychologist” about a kid that gets ignored by his parents and the kid goes to a psychologist who kidnaps him and makes the kids parents miss him and then releases the kid- this film reminds me a lot of that and it’s so unsettling because I was not expecting to draw these parallels in this weird kids film???
The pasta might've taken inspiration from the movie seeing how it's 4 years older than the pasta.
I mean to be honest I don’t really think that it was intentional, because Dr.Tanner was actually nice to the protagonist, while Gooby is an absolute asshole
dude i just read that and it's such a good story, compared to this garbage, it's a wholesome story with a creepy twist but this is just bad.
cows are dope bro what’s that called i love creepypastas
@@Bri-lk7re he's talking about "The world's best school psychologist"
Danny: "I feel like we're gonna be seeing a lot more of those!"
*_we don't_*
Such a tiny thing had me CACKLING
Love how the "read more" on your comment has absolutely no purpose
conspiracy theory just like this movie
The music makes it even better.
The budget was spent on the incinerator they had to buy to put gooby in once they finished filming
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Fire can't stop Gooby
@@ashikjaman1940 GOOBY IS IMMORTAL ALL HAIL GOOBY ALL HAIL GOOBY (Pls send help He is throwing hot dogs at my face unless I pledge my allegiance to him)
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen why doesn’t this have more likes 😭
@@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1 ALL HAIL GOOBY
11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.
with how quiet Kurtis is, I would say he's playing his indoor boyfriend role pretty well.
@@aaeee5328 FUCK i knew i spelt something wrong😔👊 LEMME. FIX IT RN
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okay this made me laugh
@@twilightsparkle75 ok..? what does that have to do with this comment.
@@twilightsparkle75 shut up
This video emanates the energy of a bored older child forcing the middle child to watch a crappy movie with him while the confused younger child watches over their shoulder and becomes severely traumatized
Wait who is who then
and can't stop picking his gorram nose
as somebody who has had that happen several times (one of which was the room starring internet darling tommy wiseau) it very much gives off that energy
Is everyone gonna by pass the fact that the bully said his uncle has a costume just like gooby's????
I just have a few questions.
@Crimson Fox THIS OMG
@Crimson Fox holy shit
@Crimson Fox Yeah the directors of the film confirmed this in an interview and it was supposed to be a dark film based on how adults can manipulate children for their own twisted motives and the world can be cruel.
Crimson Fox I wanna know too lol
Yeah Gooby is actually an adult that was trying to torture children due to his dark past and throughout his life he was treated wrong, so he decided to show the world what happens when you mess with the wrong person, then he stole a teddy bear costume and pretended to be a toy, that’s why Gooby is so picky and he knew what cookies were. Then when Gooby showed up at the end, he was trying to apologize to Will for what he did, Will’s father showing up to help him makes Gooby reflect on his choices and that’s why Gooby didn’t save Will but freaked out, Gooby wanted to kill Will but he thought that they formed a bond so he was conflicted.
gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens
gooby is so terrifying the whole movie plays out like it’s horror
Ikr lmao
For Shaw
That is the main characters specialty
You could put eerie music over it, and that thing where it flashes to a creepy scene for half a second, and I can guarantee that someone is going to get nightmares.
“we are different people” *make the same jokes at the exact same time like a group of clones*
mom: we have paddington at home
paddington at home:
Romantic Outlaw lmfao
Mom: we have Barney at home
Barney at home:
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