The TikTok F-Boy Final Boss

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1994

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  • @brobionics
    @brobionics 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10852

    "booktok has been summoned" has superwholock energy and it sends a chill down my spine

    • @rob-tt3hb
      @rob-tt3hb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +347

      Bro I stopped using tumblr years ago dont remind me please.....

    • @allangels.havefallen
      @allangels.havefallen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      LMFAO YES😭😭😭

    • @kitsterangel
      @kitsterangel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +451

      It's so fucking cringe 😭😭 Like y'all are in your 30s, go cry about how expensive groceries are, what are you doing 😭

    • @Erdnuahsyek
      @Erdnuahsyek 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      It brings back the days when wattpad was rampant 😂

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      What is superwholock?

  • @Bellalugosi
    @Bellalugosi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5469

    Ive never felt more unsafe than when that man said "you're safe" in that hallway scene

    • @emgene3
      @emgene3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      actually grimaced irl when I watched that part

    • @Nik-ko9eq
      @Nik-ko9eq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      I agree. It had me feeling very… noooooo

    • @alyzu4755
      @alyzu4755 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Right?!?!? That was the opening of a movie about an axe murderer. 😬

    • @oulafursson
      @oulafursson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      ​@@alyzu4755 why would somebody murder an axe :(

    • @planetlazuli7626
      @planetlazuli7626 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@oulafursson The Axe was naughty

  • @Batemanmusic2458
    @Batemanmusic2458 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12167

    As a British dude him trying to use “love” as an endearing nickname but saying it way too often and in the wrong places makes him sound like an ai who has replaced certain words with love

    • @suchafknladyyy5780
      @suchafknladyyy5780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      Kina like Diddy and his brother love bs and I'm in no way accusing him of being a Diddy adjacent kina guy I'm jus saying can NEVER really be too trusting of a certain type of person....

    • @Lucawee
      @Lucawee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

      that's so love of you, love

    • @malaikakhan28
      @malaikakhan28 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

      It sounds so wrong from American men, every time. Atp they need to take classes from you guys 😭

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love is an endearing thing Americans know how to use perfectly fine, but this guy fucking sucks as endearment period

    • @Phil-tn5ny
      @Phil-tn5ny 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude it sounds extremely unnatural and weird... and I'm not a British dude. It kind of feels like subconscious brainwashing that he's failing miserably at

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2140

    And cats hearing is insanely sensitive. That wasn’t just singing; that was yelling to an obviously distressed cat.

    • @skayodev
      @skayodev 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      I think it's mostly the way he's holding them upside down and not letting them go - cats feel very vulnerable lying on their back and they only do it if they trust you, so forcing them upside down like this is probably very distressing...

    • @what3954
      @what3954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Yeah. The fact that he mistook the signs of shock, general anger and discomfort for "calming the cat by singing to it" is probably VERY telling of how he treats his pets in general. People almost always take cats biting and hissing at their owners as "Oh he's just a grumpy kitty! Cats are generally mean anyways!" when in actuality they just want respect and space.
      I adopted a very skittish and fully clawed kitten a few years back and after giving her the respect and space when she wanted it, she has become one of the most clingy, cuddly, and sweet cats I have ever met.
      Just pisses me off man, leave the poor cat alone :(((

    • @fdcarpio31
      @fdcarpio31 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Thats why he looooooks familiar, he was THAT guy.

    • @gaysquidbowser
      @gaysquidbowser 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      i hate people that make animals uncomfortable and blatantly ignore their stressed body language :(

    • @pazkal61
      @pazkal61 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bruh stfu ur cat is not made of cristal he is fine

  • @rowanberrypop
    @rowanberrypop 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16169

    “ive talked about many men in my career” is a very strong start to the video

    • @Bubbles603
      @Bubbles603 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +213

      Sounds like the beginning of an exposé😭

    • @brook-w2d
      @brook-w2d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @ville__ bot😐

    • @sharpiesnifferthefirst
      @sharpiesnifferthefirst 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brook-w2ddont respond, it will just encourage the people behind it

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @ville__Ayo Vile you changed your pfp? It’s confusing me lol

    • @rheenusthebeanus
      @rheenusthebeanus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      50 CENT REFERENCE!!! WISH DEATH UPON ME!!!

  • @KendraElizabethh
    @KendraElizabethh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5820

    It wasn't just the holding the cat hostage - the singing had a ton to do with it too. Imagine someone picked you up and screamed directly into your ear, and then didn't let you get away, held you down and kept screaming. That's how that cat felt. At that volume, in a room like that with lots of reverb, that would have HURT. Cats don't bite and scratch like that over nothing. That was pure animal abuse.

    • @r.nicogorodetzky3084
      @r.nicogorodetzky3084 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

      The fact that the cats knew what was going to happen beforehand :///

    • @xX_black_hearts_Xx
      @xX_black_hearts_Xx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Don't reply to the all caps guy, total bait. just report

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      I have tons of cats, I could never imagine doing that to them. I don’t even sing at average volume in the same general area as one of my cats because she doesn’t like it. It’s horrific to see people get pets and not understand how to properly take care of them and bond with them, they just expect automatic love while mistreating the animal all the time
      That poor guy was so obviously upset and irritated and he never put him down or stopped yelling right in his ear.

    • @Ather_sys
      @Ather_sys 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      exactly, that's straight up animal abuse, and the fact that his audience found it funny and entertaining is deeply disturbing

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Apparently they were also attacking him defending themselves because he was pinching them real hard. I could be wrong. I have no sources besides hearsay. But it's worth looking into.

  • @yunochiii
    @yunochiii 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31776

    I’m sorry, but that “guys raised by flies” video is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

    • @silverdandelions1908
      @silverdandelions1908 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +336

      agreed

    • @sarahbearbabygirl
      @sarahbearbabygirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +974

      literally cried laughing the first time i saw it

    • @emmawaters5531
      @emmawaters5531 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +400

      That video has shown up on my FYP a couple times and I laugh everytime

    • @Rileyyyveyron
      @Rileyyyveyron 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Same 😭

    • @martophrenia
      @martophrenia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      still laughing

  • @noahg23
    @noahg23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +457

    “it ain’t a kink. it’s a crime” is giving “these are not pranks. these are crimes” from danny’s video about the stokes twins felony

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Theyre so in sync, its insane

    • @wisteria7749
      @wisteria7749 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      when he said that i was like, tell that to nsfw twitter. the shit on there is criminal but they try to call it a kink

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7975

    using his cats like that is genuinely so disgusting. you can see those poor things immediately knew their body language and boundaries weren't going to be remotely respected, and they're going to have to be held wrong with loud sounds bellowed into their sensitive ears.

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +330

      And a lot of cats don't like to have their stomachs grabbed like that

    • @cricketjuices
      @cricketjuices 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +385

      dude seriously, you said exactly what I was thinking. my cat gets a little uncomfortable and I'm like "oh I'm sorry honey, what is it?" idc what this guy's shtick is now, that behavior is absolutely horrible

    • @rayhem
      @rayhem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

      @@cricketjuicesyeah. imo one of the most beautiful parts of having a cat is being able to slowly develop complete trust in eachother. i can't imagine how many times i would have to violate the trust of my own cat for her to get to a point where she was immediately clawing and biting my face like that.
      these "funny" or "cute" aggressive cats and dogs videos are SO common online though unfortunately. if only everyone learned to stop and critically think about what kind of context might exist around the animal videos they're liking online, they would be less popular and there would be a lot less mistreatment and abuse of animals happening for the sake of clout.

    • @vic2249
      @vic2249 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      I thought the cat part connected very interestingly with the "POV breaking into her house" part, both had strong themes of boundaries being ignored

    • @ColorfulBallss
      @ColorfulBallss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ville__Writing this and calling others cringe is very goofy ☝️🤓

  • @hollismcc96
    @hollismcc96 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2847

    as a cat owner, my cat loves to play fight but even just from those clips I can tell that cat is not playing. it’s body language is distressed, it’s hissing/growling and it’s tail is puffed, which cats don’t do when they’re playing. not to mention he’s yelling pretty much directly into their ears. there’s a reason people say under cat videos “if the cat didn’t like it, you would know” and this is exactly what they mean.

    • @elle_rose_xx
      @elle_rose_xx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      100% if I know my cat doesn’t like something I won’t do it unless I absolutely have to (my male cat hates being picked up but ya know if he won’t get in his box to go to the vet sometimes we gotta). I feel so bad for the lil guy, he probably knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as he picked him up and tbh I would probably react the same way. Not even as a cat. As a human. I also hate being physically restricted and having someone scream down my ear

    • @ImTMZ
      @ImTMZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      I've interacted with a lot of cats. Those bites made my skin crawl

    • @THEWILLBROTHERS3
      @THEWILLBROTHERS3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      The position in which garrett is forcing the cats into is also the most abusive way to hold a cat. It puts so much pressure on their spines and hurts them really bad

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yeah those cats are so distressed, poor babies deserve a better life away from him. My cat does bite me occasionally, but super gently and as play biting. Jeez man he doesn't deserve those sweet cats

    • @user-hg8io5xm8o
      @user-hg8io5xm8o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      EXACTLY
      My cat is a pretty... Wild one, due to growing up in not the best environment, and she likes to attack from the corner even unprovoked, but even if it hurts very much, it's OBVIOUS that she's just playing because she's bored and everyone's asleep. These cats though? Downright defensive, and every time too? Nah, he's just mistreating his pets.

  • @EthanDJC
    @EthanDJC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6210

    it’s been a kurtis honour

    • @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg
      @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      truly sad to see him go.. 😔😔

    • @fh11235
      @fh11235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

      honour? i hardly know her!!

    • @emmarose8194
      @emmarose8194 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fh11235 Beat me by one minute

    • @livvlife
      @livvlife 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🥁

    • @livvlife
      @livvlife 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fh11235genius

  • @sophiaanth
    @sophiaanth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    Kurtis PLEASE give us a booktok deep dive

  • @leminem1
    @leminem1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3986

    “What kind of judge are you?!”
    “A fuckin bad one you should spank me”
    I laughed way too hard dude

    • @RenopunkJo
      @RenopunkJo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      same lmao

    • @Notea57
      @Notea57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@ville__ tie a knot, yeah yeah yeah! Use it well, yeah yeah yeah! So you can get the fuck out, so you can get the fuck out!

    • @isabelladominguez348
      @isabelladominguez348 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@ville__ are you fucking kidding me you really think that's funny.?

    • @ExtraCreativeUsername
      @ExtraCreativeUsername 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@isabelladominguez348 It's called rage bait. Just report them

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@isabelladominguez348It's a bot. Just ignore and report

  • @lilahrose7666
    @lilahrose7666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1836

    “Why is nobody hating on this” is so real like sometimes I look through the comment section and everyone is nice and I’m like “am I the problem?”

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      Completely know what you mean!😅 One example for me is videos of people “helping“ people on drugs. And I don’t mean professionals, just random people literally going up to clearly intoxicated, often homeless people, filming them and acting like they are this empathetic hero that could totally save them. These videos get almost exclusively praise and positive comments and I‘m baffled by that.

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      RIGHT LOL makes me think they’re filtering the comments

    • @honeysunday
      @honeysunday 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      real as fuck

    • @yuh...127
      @yuh...127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Real

    • @kestrel.01
      @kestrel.01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I just can't imagine the shamelessness required to plan out, record, edit, and post this type of stuff. Like just standing in front of a camera trying so hard to look as edgy as possible, or scripting the most psuedo-romantic schlock, then picking out the perfect "badass" background music to try to look cool/sexy. How do you look your friends and family in the eyes after this?
      But apparently there's an audience of people who eat this shit up so go off I guess

  • @carmenbaby
    @carmenbaby 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30108

    His cats being so stressed that they constantly feel the need to physically defend themselves against him says a lot

    • @abbadonne8342
      @abbadonne8342 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1838

      Exactly 🚩🚩🚩🚩

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2532

      Yeah that was extremely unsettling to watch as someone who actually loves and respects their cats. Can't imagine what those cats went through

    • @aar8n955
      @aar8n955 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

      Poor Ivan has been traumatized. 😹😹😹

    • @tastytizzler1383
      @tastytizzler1383 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      @ville__ liked your own comment

    • @bagelenjoyer3437
      @bagelenjoyer3437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Could just be asshole cats

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    "I'm loyal. I won't leave you for being human and having flaws".
    The bar is so very, very low.

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I honestly thought he was building up to a joke like “I WILL leave you because you’re ugly”

    • @Ashlyn-p1r
      @Ashlyn-p1r หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@riabouchinskaWould have made his long ass monologue worth it

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The bar is so low it’s a tavern in Hades.

  • @Sarah-oj7bh
    @Sarah-oj7bh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4050

    The fact that TWO DIFFERENT CATS have had that reaction towards him should have made him think :(

    • @satanyourlord1134
      @satanyourlord1134 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      What​@ville__

    • @rabbitchcraft
      @rabbitchcraft 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@satanyourlord1134 Well you see, according to their recent comments, they're an animal abvzing pdf file 🙃
      Hilarious right?

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

      @ville__ ???????????????? someone check this guys hard drive

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@kuhntzzzit’s a bot

    • @kuhntzzz
      @kuhntzzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@_Kuma_ i forgot to delete that comment but i realized that after i kept scrolling and saw them saying more insane and vile things 😭😭😭😭 i’ve been punked

  • @kimberlynodell
    @kimberlynodell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1486

    him saying love over and over is making my skin crawl

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      He thinks it sounds cute, but it just sounds like a baseline test from Blade Runner

    • @lemonnnnnyyy
      @lemonnnnnyyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      same

    • @cryforkisses
      @cryforkisses 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      literally almost passed out because of how visceral my bodily reaction AGAINST him saying that was… goodness

    • @lemonnnnnyyy
      @lemonnnnnyyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cryforkisses what

    • @HiddenDarkHM
      @HiddenDarkHM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's like when guys in romance media call girls "kitten" more than once. Once under the right circumstances, not that bad but not my favorite, MULTIPLE times, instant restraining order. Hackles raised.

  • @Daze..
    @Daze.. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1975

    “I loyalty you too” is the most well crafted joke I’ve ever heard in my short lifespan

    • @tschulietta219
      @tschulietta219 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Can you explain?

    • @lolcapitalised
      @lolcapitalised 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      @@tschulietta219with the premise of the skit being the guy prioritizing loyalty over love-he responds to his girlfriend saying “i love you” with “i *loyalty* you, too”. i think the sincerity in kurtis’s response and the fact he added “too” as if to ignore/dismiss his girlfriends declaration of love for him was what made it comedic imo. hope this helps!

    • @yuiscene
      @yuiscene 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      give kurtis a grammy or something for that

    • @EFAanimationpro
      @EFAanimationpro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Shot lifespan? Are you an actual fly? Wait... your a fucking gumball machine

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thank u for commenting this for me i got the giggles

  • @sossyedits
    @sossyedits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    Kurtis being completely oblivious about erotica books was not on my 2024 bingo card

  • @Blueskysummer7
    @Blueskysummer7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2302

    The ending plot twist that he's the same guy that would overstimulate his cat so it would bite him on camera is wild. Man got views based on animal abuse and is now like "look how good a boyfriend i would be (by ignoring your boundaries and listing things that annoy me about you)"

    • @biosh4x
      @biosh4x 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Omg, yes, I was like is this funny singing cat man... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @okay-oliver
      @okay-oliver 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      RIGHT??? i remember the videos of him and his cats and it always felt really off to me. that kind of aggressive behavior towards their owner does NOT come from nowhere but looks like self defense. if he can't respect the boundaries of his pets then how do you expect him to respect people's boundaries.... red flag overall

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah, glad he's not torturing his cats anymore

    • @Chase345-o8c
      @Chase345-o8c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@ville__ we found it ladies and gentlemen, the worst youtube comment in history

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Chase345-o8c its a spam account that keeps coming back with different names and dumb comments

  • @TheThingFromMars
    @TheThingFromMars 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8770

    "If you're unsure you're a lesbian, take a scroll through his channel" kurtis knows his audience lol

    • @RPGLover87
      @RPGLover87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

      If you weren't before, you will be once you're done scrolling, he's THAT much of a turn off.

    • @screams_and_crysbahahhaha9388
      @screams_and_crysbahahhaha9388 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

      lesbian or aroace (Im saying this as an aroace person)

    • @convictartist
      @convictartist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +471

      Honestly I'm a gay man and even I'm reconsidering looking at that dude

    • @MeganRecktenwald
      @MeganRecktenwald 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      so real

    • @_sleepyaisha_
      @_sleepyaisha_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      pan demisex and guys I think I only like women now

  • @bbmolnar
    @bbmolnar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3400

    "I love you."
    "I loyalty you too" took me out 😂😭💀

  • @hanakkimmm
    @hanakkimmm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    give this guy a grammie!!!

  • @darrelmcanacan5014
    @darrelmcanacan5014 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1413

    3:20 it literally looks like they filmed this in a hotel in the middle of the night 😭 imagine being on vacation and having two tiktokers slumped against your doorway when you’re tryna get a cup of ice at 3am 💀

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Really hope there's a video cut of someone stumbling to the ice machine drunk and almost tripping over them

    • @sparklepugtea
      @sparklepugtea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Just wanted to get my ice to stress crunch man

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@sparklepugteatime to C R O N C H

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ville__ STFU AND QUIT SELF PROMO-ING + NO-ONE ASKED

  • @ShreyanshKamuni
    @ShreyanshKamuni 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1759

    Imagine Garett Nolan crawling in your ear, you tell him to stop, but he’s already in there

    • @thedancingkitkat
      @thedancingkitkat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      Niall has been replaced

    • @elfish7766
      @elfish7766 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @@thedancingkitkatthey’ll have to fight it out

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      AAAAAAH STOP I THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

    • @literallyjasongrace
      @literallyjasongrace 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      y'know personally I'd rather not ❤

  • @itsannahere.
    @itsannahere. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2180

    no bc i got so excited that there was a book community on tiktok to get recommendations and EVERY SINGLE RECOMMENDATION WAS SMUT EVERY SINGLE ONE

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      I love smut 😭

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@romantic_hippieI’m dead 💀

    • @scarlett3035
      @scarlett3035 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

      @@romantic_hippie keep it to urself 💀

    • @waffleaffle231
      @waffleaffle231 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

      Same, time to start a community where we only recommend books with ZERO romance

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@waffleaffle231 do you have any recs? Because I need some desperately 😭

  • @double_di_925
    @double_di_925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    The absolute difference between my cats who would never even dream of biting me, scratching me, hissing at me vs his cats who literally fucking hate him is insane to me. I mean think of what hes done to those cats i mean despite screaming in their ears to make BOTH of them hate him that much.

    • @pintsizedchaos
      @pintsizedchaos หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      fr, if my cats started acting like that not only would I put them back down but worry about them

  • @jordan-my2vl
    @jordan-my2vl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4363

    drew and kurty on the same day!! at the same time!!

    • @averytypicalrock3183
      @averytypicalrock3183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      We eatin good today 💪💪💪💪

    • @nen5441
      @nen5441 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Doesnt the kurtis danny drew chad chad duo upload at the same time as in the same day?

    • @pri.sci.lla.
      @pri.sci.lla. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Who is drew? I want to check out his channel

    • @endureher
      @endureher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pri.sci.lla.drew gooden he's kurtis and danny's best friend

    • @lumaw152
      @lumaw152 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pri.sci.lla. @Danny-Gonzalez check him out. he is quite funny.

  • @minlanuelmiranda
    @minlanuelmiranda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4273

    aww look at drew and kurtis procrastinating on their sponsorship deadlines together🥺

    • @iamdaniel471
      @iamdaniel471 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

      @UTTP-142 cyberpunk is not THAT good

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

    • @achattyindividual
      @achattyindividual 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Acc the funniest comment I’ve ever seen

    • @astro_nim
      @astro_nim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      Wtf are these comments

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      @@astro_nimbots… best to report them and not respond to them

  • @Sanamina119
    @Sanamina119 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +969

    15:55 I don't think people understand how bad this is. The sound of their bell is enough to give cats extreme stress and anxiety. My cats will leave the room if we're speaking too loud, let alone yelling. Cats ears are so sensitive, holding a cat up to your face and screaming would not just distress a cat, it would unbearably painful and overstimulating. Neither of the cats in that video are responding poorly, literally any cat would react like that. The fact that he has done this so many times he has enough less than 1 minute shorts to create a 35 minute long video is not just bad pet ownership, it is physical and psychological abuse.

    • @Waddledee13
      @Waddledee13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Honestly heartbreaking. Hope those cats are okay

  • @aluzuka
    @aluzuka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    15:21 one of the funniest things ever is when like normal ppl go to a shooting range in full tactical gear as if they’re gonna be getting shot at

  • @calupoh9788
    @calupoh9788 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +761

    that "Love what's wrong? Love?!!" video legit had major unsettling vibes going on

    • @ndawn90
      @ndawn90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      Yeah, that video sent off every predator alarm in my body. And the fact that so many women were commenting saying they wanted that is deeply unsettling!

    • @annoyingkid48
      @annoyingkid48 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Idk something about him calling her love over and over was sooo annoying too. Just like shut up and stop harrassing this woman in a hotel hallway

    • @trailblazer225
      @trailblazer225 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I'm just imagining this video but with the woman just getting progressively madder that he won't believe her. "Love, what's wrong?" "Nothing!" "What's wrong??" "I said nothing!" "Love, what is it, what's wrong?" "Okay, now what's wrong is that you won't leave me alone"

    • @brigit3759
      @brigit3759 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s audio from the TV series ‘You’ which is voiced by a murderous stalker

    • @calupoh9788
      @calupoh9788 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@brigit3759 ohhh, totally makes sense then, the tone is all wrong if it was supposed to be a wholesome couple moment 😬

  • @liohawkes5123
    @liohawkes5123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +356

    cats are the ultimate litmus test on respecting another being's boundaries and wants imo. the way his cats are straight up willing to bite tells me everything i need to know

  • @carriesnaps3508
    @carriesnaps3508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2951

    *"That isn't a kink, it's a crime."* Honestly, this should be the slogan of every dark romance novel.

    • @mimu3727
      @mimu3727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as of now 558 people ​@ville__

    • @ShipperTrash
      @ShipperTrash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      More like "Kink in fiction, crime irl"
      People who do bad stuff don't read dark fiction that correlates to it, they just do it lol.

    • @btsdulcet6899
      @btsdulcet6899 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShipperTrashdo u think murderers just randomly murder people? they study novels, research known killers and their crimes, etc. they do read about it, until their desire to actually kill someone becomes too great. fuck are u talking about? u must be one of those dark romance reading weirdos

    • @agirlhasnoname1472
      @agirlhasnoname1472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ville__😂💯

    • @KalebSStricker
      @KalebSStricker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real

  • @aidanlubamersky4609
    @aidanlubamersky4609 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    3:05 doing allat in the apartment hallway is absolutely devious

  • @lgbtligma
    @lgbtligma 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3630

    "id be so happy if someone was this obsessed with me" says the person who's never been stalked before

    • @Addy_The_Baddy
      @Addy_The_Baddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      I know some ppl with fantasies like that who, yeah, when they get creeped on in real life it's just a bad time
      big difference between engaging with something as a fantasy and the reality of it

    • @poggingmilk9452
      @poggingmilk9452 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bruh your a „they/them“ literally no one even cares about you enough to stalk you

    • @lilyms.waytomanyfandoms3405
      @lilyms.waytomanyfandoms3405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      LITERALLY

    • @xxluciddreamingxx
      @xxluciddreamingxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      She said so just because the guy is handsome. If he wasnt, any other guy would get hate comments

    • @lemon4087
      @lemon4087 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@xxluciddreamingxx as per plot that character is her ex, so must found him a bit handsome at least. But ye doesn't matter if the guy is handsome or not

  • @ITSPENNYTHECLOWN
    @ITSPENNYTHECLOWN 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1871

    "It ain’t a kink it’s a crime" - Kurtis Connor 2024

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Great quote

    • @رزيئة
      @رزيئة 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That's all kinks

    • @tamirisgaelzer1902
      @tamirisgaelzer1902 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      But when the feminists say this, we're wrong lmao. Kudos to Kurtis for being a real one ✌️

    • @arsenbrooks438
      @arsenbrooks438 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@tamirisgaelzer1902To be fair though, I've seen a lot of people call certain kinks crimes even when they are consensually done by two adults... Not liking or getting something doesn't make it illegal or a crime for others to do 😅

    • @arsenbrooks438
      @arsenbrooks438 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@رزيئةthat is not accurate 😂

  • @tiarabiara
    @tiarabiara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +736

    No Kurtis a Grammie not a Grammy … give this guy someone’s grandma rn

    • @usertedi
      @usertedi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      lol

    • @ndawn90
      @ndawn90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He can take my Grammie over my cold, dead body!! That woman is a straight up saint.

    • @tiarabiara
      @tiarabiara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @ville__ why would TH-cam let you comment this and why won’t they let me report it wtf

    • @jadef4963
      @jadef4963 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tiarabiara i report most of his commet and his channel...might be a kid feeling really bad in his life rn...thats sad

    • @tiarabiara
      @tiarabiara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jadef4963 Fr like get outta here with that

  • @mikaylamast4695
    @mikaylamast4695 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    “Men used to go to war”
    “Oh wait nevermind!! He’s still doing it”

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

    The guy raised by flies was so funny I also had to rub my hands together and drag them down my face while I laughed

  • @ItsAlannaBanana
    @ItsAlannaBanana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3259

    The breaking into his ex’s house one and all the comments being like “this is so hot, you can break into my house anytime” is the perfect example of pretty privilege. If an unattractive person made the same vid, the comments would be like “ew! That’s so creepy”

    • @Emily-kd2zv
      @Emily-kd2zv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not if the unattractive person is wearing a ghost cosplay

    • @AgentPilot
      @AgentPilot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

      It's definitely still creepy if attractive people do it, but you can tell those comments are from people who've never had a scary/abusive ex; treating it like a kinky roleplay (in a public comment section) instead of some people's worst nightmare is, uh, interesting, let's say.

    • @Louves192
      @Louves192 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

      @@AgentPilot That always baffles me so much. These people are so far removed from the situation that for them it becomes a kind of scenario that only happens in fiction. Like being bitten by a werewolf or some crap, not like the real nightmare it is that certain people have to endure every day.

    • @yumbadly
      @yumbadly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      @@AgentPilot it is still a kink tho, people have taboo kinks too and having it doesn't mean they would support those actions irl nor downplay the victims that went through those horrible situation. Usually it just happen in roleplay with consensually done by adults or in fiction that hurt no one (if tag correctly or warning)

    • @elonmusk921
      @elonmusk921 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@yumbadlymost people’s understanding and acceptance of kink starts and ends at choking (which has somehow become “vanilla”). No point in explaining

  • @killerrxger8217
    @killerrxger8217 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36131

    beatboxing puppy

    • @LordLycan__13
      @LordLycan__13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1157

      Beat beat boxin puppy

    • @FurinatheArtist
      @FurinatheArtist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1280

      I know you think it’s funny

    • @pineapple9476
      @pineapple9476 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1574

      “huh?”

    • @abigailvictoria8340
      @abigailvictoria8340 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1221

      🗣️ I’M THE BEATBOXING PUPPY

    • @_Finned_
      @_Finned_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

      huh??

  • @infectedp9419
    @infectedp9419 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    it’s hilarious how he put that “you don’t own me” song from harley quinn’s pov emancipating her in her abusive relationship with the joker as the music to that clip of him stalking an ex ans breaking into their house after five years

  • @arob4526
    @arob4526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +703

    i physically don’t think i could have got through those tiktoks without knowing you would roast him after

    • @arob4526
      @arob4526 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      so CRINGE

    • @poopybutthole3961
      @poopybutthole3961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@arob4526got to see someone shitting on those cringe tiktoks to make it watchable fr😂

    • @davidfl4
      @davidfl4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      They actually hurt 😭😭

    • @sagittariusgurl818
      @sagittariusgurl818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Agreed!! He’s so right I was truly uncomfortable watching them especially with his cat 😿

  • @QuietRage
    @QuietRage 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1863

    "That's not a kink, that's a crime" PUT THAT ON A SHIRT

    • @georgiamcenoy9431
      @georgiamcenoy9431 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I'd absolutely buy this

    • @mairydamaskinou
      @mairydamaskinou 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Knife play people would be pissed

    • @Borntobeheaded-z9p
      @Borntobeheaded-z9p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @ville__bro what😭😭

    • @latiasswings
      @latiasswings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Borntobeheaded-z9pits a bot

    • @hiero-green
      @hiero-green 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@mairydamaskinou It's only a crime if it's non-consentual 👍

  • @syd6964
    @syd6964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1064

    Okay garrett acting like his fictional ex girlfriend drinks straight from the milk is so funny what the fuck 11:42

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Literally my first thought. Like buddy, not everyone is as weird as you, you jug drinker

    • @easiergone
      @easiergone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @ville__ what

    • @nirvanaheights
      @nirvanaheights 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@easiergoneits a bot, just report

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    As a lifelong Fighty Dude, “shaking hands” thing is like the same as “I see red” and is the biggest goofball fallacy of all time. The comments on that video are hilarious

  • @jessicavannoy414
    @jessicavannoy414 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +892

    "It's a not a kink. It's a crime." That's my new saying for everything now 🤣

    • @bobamer932
      @bobamer932 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is also infact a kink.

  • @tesscarlson5552
    @tesscarlson5552 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1232

    kurtis referring to this guy's videos as a lesbian test is the funniest thing i've ever heard because i was literally thinking the same thing as i was watching these. seeing this guy walk towards the screen with his shirt off with only a vague sense of discomfort and disgust and thinking "oh yeah no i'm definitely gay. wow"

    • @hollismcc96
      @hollismcc96 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      it’s too real I had to skip through most of the tiktoks because they made me uncomfortable. I have never been more sure in my life that I’m not attracted to men

    • @anisa2273
      @anisa2273 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      or just an ace one, as i felt uncomfy too

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      ​@ville__your face is a choice

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      I’m straight but I (& I’m sure many of us) don’t want him either, that construction worker cringe was just very painful to watch but the moment he revealed his oddly tiny head in comparison to the rest of his body did get a chuckle out of me.

    • @anais3337
      @anais3337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Fr it made me physically ill 😂

  • @MyAltdraco
    @MyAltdraco 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +678

    No, Kurtis, it's not just you. Those videos were creepy as hell. I think I had a DV PTSD flashback from the video where he keeps saying "love, what's wrong" and there's a sudden closeup of her face where it doesn't look like she's crying, it looks like she's terrified. The way he keeps moving closer and not accepting the "nothing's wrong" answer just seemed so similar to an abuser dialing up for violence if they don't get the answer they want, so she breaks down with the "I just need you" bullshit to try to placate him. THAT is how that video reads to me- nothing sweet or endearing about it at all. Combine that with the horrifying stalker break-in video and the cat torture and I'm getting giant waving red flags with apocalypse sirens wailing. It makes me very worried for all the commenters yearning for this.

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      There are soooo many books with similar situations like that too. It's crazy how people eat that shit up JUST because the man is attractive

    • @rachaelbailey503
      @rachaelbailey503 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      my ex was extremely attractive until he was standing over me threating to unalive me. its not ok

    • @emgene3
      @emgene3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so sorry you had to go through that, ❤

  • @Itsdarkinthis_closet
    @Itsdarkinthis_closet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    Jaw dropped when you revealed he was the cat guy

  • @bholmesdev
    @bholmesdev 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +557

    “Like an umbrella, they’re stopping people from getting wet” underrated bar

  • @Sentientcrabpee
    @Sentientcrabpee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

    I started the video thinking, "this tik tok guy looks really familiar." Then realizing halfway through that it's the raised-by-their-moms guy was great lol my favorite stitch was guys-raised-by-a-keurig and it's some guy making extremely accurate keurig sounds for an uncomfortable amount of time

    • @notoriousthug121
      @notoriousthug121 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ville__that’s pretty fucking vile man

  • @cryptidferrets
    @cryptidferrets 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +642

    "Shut up. [chuckling] It's fine. I'm the solution!" while reaching out menacingly at the camera, has got to be the thing I've laughed at the hardest in awhile

  • @lookpro.rideslow
    @lookpro.rideslow หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    9:45 I knew I recognized this guy. He was remixed in the "guys who were raised by flies" video. 😂

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +671

    3:06 Bro literally did the "shh shh shh" thing that characters do when they murder someone in a movie.

    • @cryforkisses
      @cryforkisses 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      why is that the most accurate description ever…

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It was giving NBC's Hannibal wtf

    • @NicholasNSV
      @NicholasNSV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@spam-el3ee yet somehow Hannibal was more romantic with it.

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@NicholasNSV With the power of gay and Mads Mikkelson's cheekbones, anything is possible

    • @wrightmonster
      @wrightmonster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My bf tried that once and I bit his finger. Some guys are visceral learners.

  • @plentyofmalk9130
    @plentyofmalk9130 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +451

    "I'm not leaving because you're psychologically vulnerable. I'm STAYING because you're psychologically vulnerable".

    • @matthewoakes6089
      @matthewoakes6089 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean I get he’s a weird guy but I feel like abandoning someone who you allegedly care about when they’re going through a hard time in their life is like a pretty horrible thing to do

    • @elle_rose_xx
      @elle_rose_xx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fr that is the vibe the whole channel gives off

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As someone who has been abandoned and rejected many times because of my psychological vulnerabilities, I’ve always wished for someone to stay and love and reassure me like that.

    • @Missingooturtle
      @Missingooturtle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@matthewoakes6089well op is saying he’s staying ‘because’ you’re vulnerable not ‘in spite of’ or ‘to support you’

  • @trustfulplace3894
    @trustfulplace3894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

    at 3:07 i said out loud “she’s not a fucking dog” like absoulutly wild kind of shushing to comfort someone

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Right? 🤢

    • @g.c.9297
      @g.c.9297 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      i get MAD when my husband touches my face too much like come ON

    • @bakageyama222
      @bakageyama222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Frrrr

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Imagine talking to someone like a horse. Shh... easy....

  • @Clipzyy9401
    @Clipzyy9401 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Somebody oughta give Kurtis a grandma for his amazing acting in these videos, seriously next level stuff right here

  • @hu7380
    @hu7380 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +487

    8:14
    On a bit of a serious note, my grandma always told my mother to never fight a scared person. One reason being this, if they feel physically vulnerable it's going to trigger a bad fight or flight; either they're going to do ANYTHING to win, or ANYTHING to get away.

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      I was told something similar: A scared dog is more dangerous than a confident dog. A confident one feels like he's the bigger threat and has no reason to fight back as hard because he doesn't fear you, so he's not going to be as dangerous as one who thinks he literally has to fight to save his life.

    • @kxjx
      @kxjx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Your grandma Ronnie Kray??

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's why you never go quietly when someone tries to attack you

    • @Mienarrr
      @Mienarrr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      when would you ever fight a scared person in the first place??? lmao like in what kind of scenario would that ever happen

    • @hu7380
      @hu7380 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Mienarrr There are certain people who "get scared" in fight or flight situations. That they have both reactions at the same time, thus a "scared" person. Someone who will fight because they have to but will do almost anything to get away.
      It's more like one of those things where you least expect it. Sorta like those people who cry when they're mad, too much unexpected emotion at one time.

  • @TastierLemon
    @TastierLemon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +551

    “why is no one hating” is such a real thought

    • @ampersignia
      @ampersignia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      yes so many random IG vids, TikToks, or whole songs are idiotic and people just praise the ever loving shit out of something. If you have any light criticism, you are downvoted a ton and white knights come out to rip you a new one.

    • @specializedchemicals6669
      @specializedchemicals6669 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ampersigniawhat posts are you seeing on ig? most comments on the posts i see there are hate. not even light criticism 😭

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is how I feel about Taylor Swift lol like you can’t voice even mild dislike of her without people coming out of the woodwork to tell you why you’re wrong

    • @KxmpleteKxllapse
      @KxmpleteKxllapse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@riabouchinska i think u get hate if u dislike any popular singer lol

  • @nai24
    @nai24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1357

    Petition for Kurtis to make a separate video discussing the monstrosity that is Booktok 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @DegenerateHour
      @DegenerateHour 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I actually thought this was gonna be about Booktok because of thumbnail 😅

    • @RescueGoat
      @RescueGoat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Working in a library, it feels so weird to put books on display that are pretty much the same content I read in secret, on chaotically designed webpages during my teenage years. 😂

    • @project_letters
      @project_letters 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Please

    • @raramamala
      @raramamala 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YEEEEES

    • @perfectblueeeee
      @perfectblueeeee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES

  • @kingcuan5261
    @kingcuan5261 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    4:13 obviously he ment a gramie of coke ❄

    • @DoodleDemon69
      @DoodleDemon69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funniest comment I've ever seen

  • @kennie5786
    @kennie5786 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +374

    wasn’t expecting the “guys raised by flies” one, and it’s the funniest thing i’ve seen all year holy hell

  • @Kagomai15
    @Kagomai15 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    Repeating "I'm not leaving you because..." so many times like that really had me anticipating "I'm leaving you because of [this]" because damn, lots of reasons to break up, why not just say "I'm not breaking up with you" 😂

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My thoughts exactly

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "it's not a you... it's a me."

  • @dorel7142
    @dorel7142 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +530

    I'm taking the "that's a topic for another video" as a promise that he will make it because I NEED that booktok video. 💀

  • @exotherm42
    @exotherm42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Oh god yes. Thank you. All those videos about Chihuahuas snarling and biting, French Bulldogs making weird noises because they're literally suffocating... and people think it's hilarious?! Same with these cat videos. That dude gives me chills, and not the good kind...

  • @mitchellclendening7682
    @mitchellclendening7682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1076

    "that ain't a kink, it's a crime" get Kurtis on Kendrick's next diss track PLEASE

    • @unknownmoonlight4572
      @unknownmoonlight4572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Not Like Us ft. Kurtis Conner

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      bars 🔥🔥🔥

    • @rock.arrrght
      @rock.arrrght 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      PLEASE BROOO if he can diss Pinocchio like that then he can definitely diss drake

    • @simonrespeto
      @simonrespeto 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's dissed Drake multiple times on this channel (my favorite is the 90s spy movie one)

  • @ajs_sam
    @ajs_sam 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    4:05 i like to think by 'Grammie' they meant Grandma. Give this guy a Grandma.

  • @elissa8284
    @elissa8284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +358

    The amount of times I yelled “THAT WAS HIM??????” while watching this video is crazy

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      There was a period of time in which I kept on getting this man's content on my fyp w/o knowing it was him and I kept on opening the comments expecting ppl to be clowning on him, but ppl were genuinely thirsting. Turns out I'm not the only victim lmao.

    • @kurtisdoesshit6846
      @kurtisdoesshit6846 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ME TOO. My boyfriend isn’t American and that online so he was like “HUHHHHH??” While I was in shock that it was the same guy

    • @asuka-ryo
      @asuka-ryo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      the cat biting videos, i didn't realise that was him

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm so glad we're hating on the cat videos, I remember them being SO viral and all the comments were laughing while I was genuinely grossed out by how that poor cat was treated

  • @KTwuzhear
    @KTwuzhear 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I cannot believe that this dude who was clowned so hard on military social media years ago is now reemerging into my consciousness here

  • @rixie5384
    @rixie5384 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1578

    “They’re also stopping people from getting wet” THE WAY I SCREAMED 🙁🙁🙁

    • @Addy-q1k
      @Addy-q1k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      @ville__wtf dude…

    • @UnicornPug
      @UnicornPug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Addy-q1k its a bot, they never get removed

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Addy-q1kthat guy’s everywhere trying way too hard to get reactions from people. Don’t give them the time of day and just report their account

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Addy-q1kbot, ignore it

    • @lovesick_and_rotting
      @lovesick_and_rotting 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Addy-q1kits a bot, just ignore it

  • @noellehuijgen4003
    @noellehuijgen4003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    “Flashing full meat on main” is more poetic than I expected 😭 15:00

    • @yippedoodah
      @yippedoodah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean, the dude has an OF

    • @janjanbinks1710
      @janjanbinks1710 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bars

  • @unknownmoonlight4572
    @unknownmoonlight4572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

    9:26 I can confirm that Kurtis wears a mask everywhere he goes because once I asked for an autograph at vidcon and he just pulled out a batman mask and said "Gotham City needs me" and flew away. I never did get that autograph, but at least now I know that batman can fly.

    • @JoeNoshow27
      @JoeNoshow27 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Long live the flying Bat Kurtis!

  • @ParanormalPancakeX
    @ParanormalPancakeX 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    11:11 Lesley Gore did not die for her music to be used in these tik toks :(

  • @jess.0J
    @jess.0J 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    8:23 when Kurtis realizes he is doing jazz hands and goes with it, his smile cracks me up.

  • @GreysonSeymour
    @GreysonSeymour 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    It’s so crazy that sometimes it’s a different cat he’ll be scream singing at and that one’s also biting him so he treats all his animals like garbage

  • @KodasGarden
    @KodasGarden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +404

    I remember a year or so ago I left a comment on one of his cat singing shorts like "it seems like your cats are super uncomfortable around you" and I was assaulted with comments saying I know nothing about cats or cat ownership. I even had a few saying all cats acted like this and boy did they hate when I said "yeah when they're abused" 😂

    • @aubriannataylor
      @aubriannataylor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      yeah my cats have never done anything like that so thats definitely not normal

    • @minighul6511
      @minighul6511 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I always worry when people say that. I have friends that initially were scared of cats, because every cat they knew acted that way and when they saw how chill my cats are they started to actually like cats and thought differently about the owners of previous cats

    • @MalkuthSephira
      @MalkuthSephira 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      some cats are just weird cats but not to this extent, this man's cats are having a bad time

    • @draugr.deathlord
      @draugr.deathlord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah. Most people (not even exaggerating) don't actually understand cats at all, cats are so misunderstood and mistreated it's really sad.

    • @bingusslingus7020
      @bingusslingus7020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@draugr.deathlorda lot of people who dislike cats just don’t understand boundaries and think they’re entitled to instant affection

  • @calcifersniffer3359
    @calcifersniffer3359 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    you played the first clip and I had to stop, I don't think I'm coming to this video anytime soon ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

  • @alicjaptasznik6952
    @alicjaptasznik6952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1208

    Those people never experienced stalker/ abusive boyfriend ✨

    • @Mavuika_Gyaru
      @Mavuika_Gyaru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Well yeah. It's like when guys say that they want a crazy girl that would stab them

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHAT DO YOU WANT. With women, there is *only* "omg he didnt message me back in 0.0000000000000000000001 seconds, he hates me :( " and "this dude wont leave me alone hes trying to kill me :(((((((("

    • @mothfeatherofriverclan439
      @mothfeatherofriverclan439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      @DeltaStormYT
      Spot the incel!

    • @ReginaWrites
      @ReginaWrites 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DeltaStormYTtake a breath, incel.

    • @kaleidoss
      @kaleidoss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ricaboo9304 bro has never actually talked to a woman

  • @khyzra8770
    @khyzra8770 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    i miss when booktok was a community of normal people who recommended good reads.

    • @evelynwright329
      @evelynwright329 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      fr, I'll take the Colleen Hoover recommendations that I'll never listen to mixed in with actual good books over whatever the hell is happening rn. it's just 13 year Olds reading the worst pieces of literature and screaming about how iconic it is.

    • @w花b
      @w花b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My first guess was that it was Wattpad but even worse. Seems like I was right on the last part but not for the same reason...

  • @gracer9656
    @gracer9656 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    “Guy raised by flies” is genuinely the funniest thing ever.

  • @nanohaffy
    @nanohaffy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Kurtis set himself up by showing the "Guys raised by flies" TikTok cz whenever I see it I cry laughing 😭 Love u Mayor but he wins this one lol

  • @graceleonard319
    @graceleonard319 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    “In my own life I’ve seen at least one dad walk away from a tough situation” loved that one as a child of divorce 🤪

  • @Scrimmified
    @Scrimmified 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +828

    kurtis telling people to go check this dude's page as a test to see if they're a lesbian proves he really understands who his core audience is

    • @oakdrawss
      @oakdrawss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      he said that and i had to pause the video because i felt so called out. because I was just sitting there going i dont see what the hype is all about this is just a guy who looks like he could gain some more body fat cause he looks a little malnourished with how defined his muscles are, and then kurtis said that.

    • @BabyMango
      @BabyMango 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @ville__thank god you told me this. I am cured.

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      all 3 ville_ comments reported for misinformation, hate speech, and harassment 👍

    • @clara8328
      @clara8328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @ville__ yeah it is and i choose it all damn day !!!!!!

    • @miggle2784
      @miggle2784 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@BabyMangoDon’t reply to ville! That means it’s easier to click on their profile! This is all they want, they’ve outsmarted you!

  • @cozmicdoodles7167
    @cozmicdoodles7167 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    You can literally hold my cat like a baby and the most she'll do is a give a surprised "merp!". There's something seriously wrong if his own cats are reacting to him to such a ferocious degree.
    Not to mention screaming into their ears probably hurts quite a bit, and i guarantee isn't helping.

    • @specializedchemicals6669
      @specializedchemicals6669 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      exactly! and even if he got his cats and they had previous experiences that left them aggressive (like past abuse or being feral) he shouldn't be forcing them into his arms like that! they're so uncomfortable. one of mine is feisty especially when picked up and i don't force her to be held unless it's needed or she wants it.

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    15:15 Guns are shockingly painfully loud, you can feel one firing nearby in your chest like a subwoofer, but most recording equipment just can't capture that or play it back. So we get Pwop Pwop Pwop in videos. Oh the sharp ring is the bullet hitting steel targets. That's also quite loud.

  • @abbathahoe
    @abbathahoe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +372

    book tok started out as a fun place to get book recs but has now become a place more toxic than a 15 year old’s wattpad collection

  • @ikawaii4830
    @ikawaii4830 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    Give this guy a grammie

    • @jessmorris8920
      @jessmorris8920 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      for real, his acting is so good😍😍

    • @Marie-mf8gg
      @Marie-mf8gg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      👵🏻

    • @simonrespeto
      @simonrespeto 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Tarzan diss track actually goes hard

  • @Idiotbox186
    @Idiotbox186 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    The absolute WHIPLASH i got at seeing that this is the singing cat guy 💀 i had only ever seen one of those clips in compilation videos, and i always thought it was a one time thing he did to show how he calmed his cat down so i really didnt think too much of it. Yeah... seeing him do it over and over is very uncomfortable...

  • @CJBintheHouse
    @CJBintheHouse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    17:44 I genuinely paused the video and clapped in applause for that

  • @pinkblink0211
    @pinkblink0211 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

    the irony of the people who like these types of videos like they're not the biggest red flags in the world being like "why can't i find love" well girl.....😭

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The amount of women who don’t seem to understand that some of these things are GLARING red flags is astounding to me…almost makes me feel like women just walk right into abuse situations willingly 🤷‍♀️ just sayin

    • @heyiamme7196
      @heyiamme7196 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@christinathein951Honestly never seems to amaze me how they want that shit without knowing the consequences but human is human in core with stupidity...

    • @FriendOfMara
      @FriendOfMara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@christinathein951 I don't think women are taught well what things are red flags to be honest. Like look at most spicy romances aimed at women. It is a lot of men not respecting women's boundaries early on and abusing some position of power over them only for the woman to eventually fall in love with their soft side or something. Narratives which support unhealthy relationship dynamics are constantly reproduced in media. And I think most of his audience is probably younger women or girls who haven't yet realized that that stuff is toxic through experience.
      I feel like its not that women walk in to these situations "willingly", but rather they walk in thinking that toxic behaviour is normal, expected, or deserved (if any red flags are actually present at the start and don't only come out later on which is a pretty common thing too). It can also be hard to notice things when you are in a vulnerable state or on the high of being noticed and liked by someone.
      I am a lesbian, but before I figured that out I thought I was bi and started dating a guy almost twice my age when I was barley out of HS. I was in a bad place health wise and craving stability and had been rejected by every girl I'd ever liked so when some charming guy came around and offered me that and made me feel attractive and likeable I thought I was in love or some shit. I didn't even realize until months after things had ended (bc I started realizing I wasn't into men) that he had probably actually just targeted me from the start and had not listened to me consent wise several times. Its easy to play things off when you have been exposed to a lot of media showing those kinds of relationships in a positive light (I used to read too much toxic wattpad as a kid) and when you are vulnerable for whatever reason.

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@christinathein951 I hope you read friendofmara’s response bc you seem like you’re victim blaming 😬 not a healthy mindset to have there

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@FriendOfMaraPart of it definitely is the thrill/excitement of the "taboo". I remember back when I used to be into similar stories it was when I've been much less experienced romantically/sexually than now, so most things that weren't resembling Disney-esque "proper" romance was exciting. With more experience with men I'm happily healed from finding overbearing and TBH abusive characters attractive 💀

  • @cincinnatireds1729
    @cincinnatireds1729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +560

    Drew and Kurtis on demon time releasing together😈😈

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Soy is natural
      everything natural is organic
      Organic Symbiotes will line up in perfect sync with nature

    • @99baking
      @99baking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Truly the barbie x Oppenheimer of TH-cam

    • @jordan-my2vl
      @jordan-my2vl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@armondtanzbro is a loser 😭😭

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@99baking i was thinking more tinkerbell and the tooth furry!

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@UTTP-142 ok, reply repeater

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    12:22 “it ain’t a kink it’s a crime” should be on a shirt

  • @Autumnly24
    @Autumnly24 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "This guys videos are a lesbian test" is the realest thing, half of these videos made me physically recoil like that scene from ratatouille

  • @Kat_815
    @Kat_815 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    the 'look at that body' joke about reading an essay is added to my S tier kurtis jokes list.

  • @kso4104
    @kso4104 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    if a man shushed me, it’s on SIGHT. this is painful.

  • @jg4prez
    @jg4prez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    i think we should give this kurtis guy a grammie, maybe a grandpa too