Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!! .... I hope u understand 😞.
no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!! You've changed Evan.. You've changed..
my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.
the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much
Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation
Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*
I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with
i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore
The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun
I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane
"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one
Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video
@@strawber2939 Yeah, like it isn't very complex comedy since it's like only 3 jokes we have seen in the very same video but it's weirdly creative to be honest, like when he ends with the six AM hotdog joke over the casket I think I died
You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a TH-camr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog
@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way
okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-
I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.
Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner
The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will
@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)
what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon
when I broke up with my ex he made a whisper that said “[my full name] is a skank” with a background of a pregnant belly (I wasn’t pregnant) so I made it my facebook cover picture
Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;) There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"
The smack cam skit becomes even funnier when I think how they’d probably do an autopsy after such a weird death and they just put the organs back randomly into the torso afterwards
I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it
nah ive been like an active user and participated on whisper before for like months. he barely scratched the surface of how weird it get edit: you can also talk to these people btw there are dms on there
“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”
Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!!
.... I hope u understand 😞.
WHAT! Sadie how DARE you. We're over, don't talk to me again and get OUT of- wait this is your house. BYE
no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!!
You've changed Evan.. You've changed..
@@nitzmilky7246 this is so gold and underrated oh GOD
HOW CAN I TRUST YOU SADIE. YOU LIED TO ME! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU WERE A KETCHUP GIRL😒
The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew
@Rachel Hay the *holy* trinity
@@benedictdwyer2608 *NO*
How dare you?!? You'll summon Fedora Drew!
I read this RIGHT when he popped up om the screen
Ah yes Fedora Drew
Where was Fedora Drew? Did I miss a vid?
whisper: "smack cam"
kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*
wholesome? a man got burned alive lmao
@@blue-dabad33 but hey atleast 6am hotdog
@@leewhyyoudontknow_bro y e s
420 likes
i have an oc named peter i should animate that
Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?
@@duckoqx lmao
@@starlightriri BJNKLMKNJBHJNKNM HVBUHIJL 😭😭
@@duckoqx WHAT IS THIS
@@duckoqx WHAT
this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper
Who wouldn't be embarrassed? 😂💀
yeah, he wouldn't wanna piss his pants out of embarassment, would he?
Well if he does, he needs to be careful. The wii doesn't have a flange so it can easily get lost
Don’t make him pee his pants
@@detectivedance no... We save that for the drawer.
I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting
he's clearly being possessed
you almost see is soul dieing each time he says it lol poor guy
He’s so selfless 😔
Except that one time 😌
@@TreeFrog747 he's so soulless.
The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe
KTU- KURTIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
I'm honestly so happy I didn't watch this before sleeping
kurtis cinematic universe iceberg
Ikr, I haven't laughed so hard in a while like wtf
Kurtis town universe
6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable
like it isn’t relatable
like it's relatable
my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.
fr
His voice reminds me of Sherman, from mr.pee body and Sherman
so true, I love that
ok emily.
obamna moment
the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much
I know! How did he even get so much in that closet?!
It's a lifestyle.
such good practical effects!!
I haven't finished the video yet and this comment scares me
@@hiraeth4801 oh ur in for a treat, the pissing has yet to begin
“Whispers have progressively gotten more insane over the years.” So have you Kurtis, so have you.
Agreed
@Joshua EdwinRoehl stfu
yes.
Kurtis is Whisper, confirmed
disliked on accident
but it’s ok
i changed it to a like ;)
Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit
69 xD
So would you say you're in tiers?
@@jacobhake342NOOOOOOO-
kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄
Fr 🙄
Ikr it’s so annoying god
Ugh yes, like just say it 🤨🙄
@@flowerkun767 omg bestie r u a jenozen
@@worm1335 I’m a Tyongf but Jeno is very ‘🥺💔’ so yeah 😋😛
I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history
You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"
"pee drawer"
“ hot dog”
KDHSHEVE
HAHHAHA MERTHY
@@karmaakabane4548 huh
the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated
This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it
How honoured do you feel about kurtis hearting your comment?
I mean, true facts tho. Besides it's always entertaining to watch Kurtis do a million wild skits
@@whale7056 they should be *VERY* honored
@@whale7056 pretty damn honored gotta say
same
the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos
And the pee closet too
The Smurf bit will probably be in there as well
and the 6am hotdog over the burning casket
And the tier list about controllers that are the easiest to shove up your ass LMAO
don’t even get me started on six am hotdog
Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation
Yeaahhh
That’s me, there’s always too many.
I still get upset with myself when I forget something that I thought was funny though 😭😭
Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*
@@yikes2599 I dig MrNutcracker. And MrG is pretty cool too. And other MrG. Yall cool.
All three yall pretty cool.
I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with
the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious
i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore
also Jenna I'll need you to film a smack cam
I see that pfp everywhere o_o
And a tampon lol
I'm sure he already had the Wii and hot dogs probably, and hat. maybe not the face paint tho
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer
OHOHOHOHOOOO TOO SOON 😂😭
YOU DID NOT JUST
Ohhhh noooooooooo….
wow, lucky!
maybe...
*cocks gun*
But Alfred might
the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law
you get it 😎
when worlds collide
@@kurtisconner greetings from Argentina! your videos help me improve my english, thank you very much
i am high rn and that was literally the most inane sketch ever
@@arc.the.sharky you can run
You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies
yesss, also love ur pfp
YESSS
kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"
Lmao
How dare you look at MY HISTORY!
@@GINSHOTGUN why are you everywhere i watch lol
Girl you're so pretty omg
@@okcool7892 wait omg you're so nice thank you 🥺
The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun
Wait!! That's not how you are supposed to eat it?? wtf?
Wiener slapped on a bun is my senior quote
@Tuna Fish Wait!! you eat those types of hotdogs?? wtf?
You’re gonna heat up a hotdog at 6 am??
Good can you see the temperature threw your screen
i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons
You’re onto something...
Oh I thought that had been established
“King Bach pulls out a comically large set of claws and approaches Kurtis” “only a slice!” “Only a slice!” Repeats king Bach
I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane
HOLY SHIT WHAT
“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021
I read this right as he said it lmao
thats something you dont wanna hear out of context
He isn't joking, either. He very much could xD
therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist-
smurf kurtis conner:
Smurf Kurtis Conner: *ominous heavy breathing *
Smurfis Conner
@@allymog5228 omg XD! Thats great!
that was blursed
That bit *reaaally* came out of left field
“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth”
kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.
underated comment oh my GOD
Now that's what I call realistic graphics XD
Wait what
TRUEEEE
Welcome, Kurtis, to Knoxville TN
Where meth takes your teeth, and you spend your denture money on more meth.
As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing
I like ur pfp protogens are so cool
hell yeah let's go proot monster drinkers
The chemistry you have with yourself is everything I wish for
Me too ✋
Idk if this is a self roast or not
S*lki stans:
Kurtis has that 2012 onceler-core appeal
Same I wish I had that kind of self chemistry
"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one
wh. what's the drake and Josh one
@@maligulant4396 i think its “i dont control the speed at which lobsters die” but i may be wrong
@@maligulant4396 i think it was "so there i was, my foot's stuck in the toilet, the dog's going crazy, and i only had one pie left"
@@apricityzz that's the one
@@apricityzz I would love to know how high the writer was when they created that 👌 line.
it’s like kurtis is trying to break the record for most skits in a youtube video
obamna skit man
O
Obanma
Obamna
@@Ahmedwhy2007 obamna.. that’s deep bro
He even got danny doing more skits
fr
I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.
Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos
He hates it lmao
every video it sounds more and more passive aggressive
frrrrr
Is saaaad :(
I swear his will to live drains from his eyes after every time he says it
Can we appreciate the fact that all of Kurtis's skits connect to each other? Kurtis Cinematic Universe, baby
It’s the KCU. We’re taking over the world.
@@kayawhitton4806 Kurtis Chicken Ufried
The kcu
balance, baby.
@@elliotsmelliot yeah in the two pretty bfs vid he mentions in the airport skit that due to the last skit he was late for an interview
When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not
can also confirm that is based
ohhh shii did you know they can literally see your location?
@An oven depends on if you used it or not i think
i did this too 😭
Edgy
Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video
“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”
you spelt his second name wrong lol
My sister and me
Watching this at 4:19 am lmao
lol
Why did you wake up at 3:00
kurtis' sketches are probably the closest things to what my dreams are like when I've eaten cheese
so u only get weirdly insane dreams after you've eaten cheese
what does that cheese to do you
What kinda cheese have you been eating?
@@worldeatjimmy6483 the cheese goat makes
I don't understand this, but I love it🤣🤣🤣
"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes
You can hear it in Drew’s voice
Or a card from cards against humanity 😂😂
Sounds like he’s about to say sexy and I know it
It sounds like part of his pictureofahotdog.com ads
Kurtis’s green screen skills are honestly getting pretty impressive.
I can’t make a good green screen for the life of me, he’s really good
Does he edit his own videos? I thought he had an editor
@@TheLostD0ll nah I think he edits them himself, in that one Nate Garner video he edited a video for his friends test channel, but who knows
In his video of making the viewers green screen ideas real, hes shows how he edit the green screens and shows he does it all alone
@@strawber2939 Yeah, like it isn't very complex comedy since it's like only 3 jokes we have seen in the very same video but it's weirdly creative to be honest, like when he ends with the six AM hotdog joke over the casket I think I died
You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a TH-camr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see:
6am hot dog
i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness
Me too
Happens to the best of us
Tragic 😔
And we're here for it
u said it first
How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform
Lots of practice and consistency
also making all characters of the skit connected
Kurtis' skits are the emotions I can't explain to my therapist.
Same.
Yup
I need a therapist
Next time I go to therapy I’ll just show my therapist a video of Kurtis'
@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way
I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂
This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.
I was thinking the same thing lmao
He made 1 with only skits so it’s not
fr
But I’m not complaining
Mmm, love ur pfp 👀
“She had a mouthful of teeth” is the scariest sentence ever
do you not have a mouthful of teeth?
"and that's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore." LMAO
@@alastorbutwithagun you will
She has a handful of fingers
It implies that she has more than just her own teeth in her mouth
Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i laughed
ok now i’m tempted to make a poster with that on it for my home......
so true
ive watched this too many times. it never gets old
No way will Byers pfp twin
@@Nervousyoungmen omg, another fellow one wheat mark fan
okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-
@bubbles bunny it’s just cause normally stuff like that rhymes,, but it straight up ended with “get shot by a gun” LOL
i laughed so hard
Bro I was the same when the smurf pulled out the wii remote 😂
Don't be scared, finish your sentence.
As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face
i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO
And also poking the camera with a hotdog while evilly chuckling to himself
adds to the charm 😌
Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.
smurtis
smurtis
@@sucrabeille Smurtis
smurtis
for some weird reason, I'm getting the feeling that someone out there is now shipping nutcracker danny and smurf kurtis and idk how to feel about it
Moral of the story : 6am hot dog
My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself
Why would that be normal for me? Why?!?
@@missmichelle1290 .
@@missmichelle1290 huh
More like 5 am
I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.
Choose your fighter:
“im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko
“im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner
ooooh thas hard
I chose believe
BOTH
can i have both??
Coko dy
my favorite is just watching all the previous jokes being incorporated into the final sketch, it’s like he has a kcu, a kurtis cinematic universe
ok krusty crab- i mean cristi cab
It’s literally my favorite thing 😂
couldn’t have summed it up better
what if the funeral was actually held at the gaming church from a few videos ago?... 🤔
A KFC, a Kentucky fried connor
These sketches are the bomb.
i didn’t think anything was gonna be funnier than “6am hotdog” but “smack cam 😔” hit me like a bus
Same 😂
*hit u like a smack cam
kurtis's sketches have better cinematography, effects, storylines and acting than all netflix original movies combined
Uhhhh
All not cancelled netflix originals*
don’t insult bojack horseman like that
i'd agree if it wasn't for the animated series...
devilman crybaby pretty good
when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked
ME TOO WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
A. The only only problem problem that As x. The
ME TOO I SPIT MY WATER OUT
@@zandriamoffett5896 yeah ❤
IK THAT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭
“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner
K u r t i s
Dentist contender
@@hannahtimmons4097 Duster Con artist
@@timtam. dusting conmrade
Deep 😔✌️
If there is no green screen in a Kurtis video, did it really happen?
Omg you watch Kurtis I’m so happy
You never know
omg, you watch his Videos?!?! I love your Channel as well as his!
Hold up, hold up, your a kurtistown citizen? I'm so happy now.
you kinda look like phillipa soo
Kurtis : "How much skits do you want in this video?"
Also Kurtis : "yes"
*many
was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely
I somehow totally missed the “piss drawer” meme, I’ve never seen that before omg that’s fucking hilarious
obamna moment
same😭
Samee
@@Ahmedwhy2007 WHY DO YOU LIKE SAYING OBAMNA IN YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭😭
@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 obamna
therapist: blue kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you
blue kurtis:
Blurtis
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will
"You will" that has a threatening energy
@@junomonsoon I don't know what you mean at all :)
i will have this comment carved just so deep in my subconscious for the rest of my life and I don’t know how to feel about that
@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)
what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon
5:12 as a Dennis, that... Is probably what an alternate reality hipster version of me would be like
Idk why but this Dennis looks vaguely like Danny Gonzales.
"Tell me, do you pee?" "Yes, in the pee drawer."
And that's the story of how Batman and Superman became friends.
UAHSUDUD MERTHY
I scrolled so far past this comment but was still thinking about it and laughing at it so I had to scroll back up to give it the like
I’m crying 😫 such a beautiful story
i like ur pfp
LMAO
“We should keep going” more like “wii should keep going”
BYE💀
nice
PLEASE
Bruh
@@enasalgahmdi9944 the kind of humour I expect and appreciate on a kurtis conner video x 💖✨
"In conclusion, it's awful when people are anonymous online" *This video was sponsored by express VPN*
7:50 I love your jokes so much kurtis. You're a silly oose
when I broke up with my ex he made a whisper that said “[my full name] is a skank” with a background of a pregnant belly (I wasn’t pregnant) so I made it my facebook cover picture
That's AMAZING
@Riley you Legend! 😎
This made me smile
LMAO I ADORE THAT
You're my hero
can we appreciate how he literally painted his entire face blue just for it to be in the video for like 10 seconds
Oh we did
And it worked -- I'm traumatised
He could have done better 😤 I'm not satisfied until I get to see blue-neck Kurtis too
I momentarily forgot Kurtis plays everyone in his skits and was legitimately shocked when Kurtis came out as Tommy like that was a bold casting choice
Same 😭😂
10:50 the little oh my god is the best part of the video
EZEKIEL.LL
I JUST SCROLLED TO THIS COMMENT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT 😭
Kurtis's sketches are unparalleled. The sheer absurdity and creativity of them makes these videos fuckin hilarious
I’m verified on Whisper it’s whatever
Why do all your comments contain the word whatever
how the heck do you get verified on whisper 🗿
DUDE WHAT HAHAHHAA
isn't it supposed to be anonymous tf
King 😩👏👏
my deepest darkest secret: i still haven’t fully recovered from being turned into a dolphin after kurtis used subliminal in his video
hahahah
I thought I was the only one
I still crave raw sardines sometimes
I love this reference. New viewers won’t get it and I love that gatekeeping
thanks to kurtis i'm stuck making dolphin noises ever since that video
These were the most unhinged sketches I've ever seen
I love how Wii Remote efficiently became “Wiimote” like they should’ve thought of that. big brainz.
I think you mean big bwainz
@@pennabear big bwiinz
watching the skits makes me feel like ive taken acid
the girl in ur pfp from monster high was how i realised i like girls when i was 9
@@doll1ly glad to know my pfp helps u revisit ur gay awakening
Most of kurtis's sketches are like a fever dream
they're all fever dreams lol
Yes. They are. Love it.
At this point we should have a Kurtis Cinematic Universe
yes
Hopefully Disney doesn’t try to buy him out and ruin his content like they’ve done with every other Cinematic universe.
Kurtis Conner: Whisper confessions have gotten so weird
Also Kurtis Conner: *makes this fever dream of a TH-cam video*
“friends, family, king bach” i am about to lose my mind
LITERALLY
Dude I died at that
CANADIAN dude who mocked Americans for calling "tuques" "beanies" calls a tuque a beanie! (8:19)
He needs to be arrested
Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;)
There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"
“Batman: Mom found the piss drawer” I’m fucking crying
Batman's true origin story
Honestly so fucking funny
“wanna know how I got this piss drawer”
This script feels like it was written by AI.
Yeah its weird
All his videos' scripts feel like that
Yeah, it's perfect in every way
Kurtis is an AI
@@genericname2747 **conspiracy theory music plays**
“As gullible as a toddler” he says. I guess that means... he was no baby genius
you just had to say it. you just had to! 🤬
@@elliotblack6922 Clam down ella
cLaM dOwN
The smack cam skit becomes even funnier when I think how they’d probably do an autopsy after such a weird death and they just put the organs back randomly into the torso afterwards
I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it
That's pretty accurate. It's like "where was he going with this again?"
@@justSunny7 - I know, it’s like oh now he’s blue - sure 😂
The smurf one ahahahah
The 'Whispers' sound more like an A.I. randomly generated them.
nah ive been like an active user and participated on whisper before for like months. he barely scratched the surface of how weird it get
edit: you can also talk to these people btw there are dms on there
I-
I used to use Whisper too and oh my goodness the amount of sugar daddy bots and groomers there was insane
Really yall? Bless your hearts 🤣
@@mckayla5747 ya I was an attention seeking kid and I got that app. There were a lot of weirdos/pedos
does kurtis not think he's what society would deem a hipster
obamna
@@Ahmedwhy2007 SODA
6am hotdogs
Uh... his names not Dennis.
@@Everettalla you’re right, it’s even more hipster. Kurtis
The way Kurtis say "Smack cam" is just so funny to me😭😭 12:00
Therapist: smurftis ISNT real, he can’t hurt you:
Smurftis: 👁👄👁
hggghfhhhfhgghhhfhhgh
ngl that scares me
@@ejw2354 your pfp scares me lol
first Danny's "I'M A REAL BOY" now Smurftis, I'm suing both for psychological damage
istg he's the scariest thing ive ever seen-