DSP Goes Berserk Furiously Screaming Over Master Players Squeezing the Few Points He Has in Ranked

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  • @lilacbookshelf1909
    @lilacbookshelf1909 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +417

    Phil’s ability to invent bullshit excuses within milliseconds is genuinely a unique talent. It’s a shame it takes up most of his brain’s processing power.

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well he has memorized them at this point. Same old bullshit night after night. He doesnt even believe it. He thinks his dents to but nobody is this stupid.

    • @elsamurai1220
      @elsamurai1220 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Forever a lolcow

    • @Thee_Deputy
      @Thee_Deputy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He should be a politician tbh.

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      *Godlike 18MS connection.
      ‘Fucking laggy game!’
      🤔

    • @admiralradish
      @admiralradish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      nail on the head.

  • @Hobodrink
    @Hobodrink 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +470

    I cant believe the developers designed a code to specifically target our boy phil like this.😢

    • @MegaKratos2
      @MegaKratos2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Is evilaj or tevin working at capcom or something? 😅

    • @frankwhite51
      @frankwhite51 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      LOL...That anti LTG and DSP netcode.

    • @everestshadow
      @everestshadow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      It's a built in module in most game engines. Just enable "fk DSP" feature in Unreal.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Capcom is a detractor d00d🐖🪳

    • @teddrewflack400
      @teddrewflack400 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It’s an incredible leap for pig kind

  • @nfamus540
    @nfamus540 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

    Latency above 60ms = Bad connection, can't react due to said bad connection.
    Latency under 30ms = connection is too good so the game can't react to his inputs fast enough????
    Phil is actually insane, how can one person blame literally every loss on something other than himself?

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Flowchart offense = this guy sucks he just go pattern and got rewarded
      Wake up super/neutral jump = this guy sucks he just randomly press a button without thinking and got rewarded.
      Welcome to DSP gaming.

    • @DeadweightAnbu
      @DeadweightAnbu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It’s the game’s fault, there’s nothing he can do 😢

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phil just spills nonsense mixed with some gaming jargon to try to look smart for his viewers...
      Anyone with some common sense knows he's full of shit😂

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@zerolifez What a pahsitive streamer

    • @magis123
      @magis123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@zerolifez forgot mash jahb

  • @AgentofChaos81
    @AgentofChaos81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    I missed the part where Phil proved us wrong that he doesnt suck at Street Fighter.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I mean, reaching Masters multiple times proves he's good. Even did it with Lily, considered the worst character in the game. We can dunk on Pigroach and also ACKnowledge he's a good street fighter player 🙂

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      ​@@Pelaquas Getting Master rank in this game is insanely easy, it's designed so that everyone can get into it. He would not get into high rank in any fighting game with a real ranked system and we know that because we've seen him try multiple times.
      He also plays the least skill-based characters in the game. Honda and Blanka have the highest rates of people getting into master in proportion to their playerbase because you just roll the dice with them every match and can win unless the other player is really good. Then there's Lily which no one plays or understands so he gets wins just because he can do things that no one knows what to do against. Tier lists don't matter at all for this level of play, they're made for competitive play where people actually know what they are doing.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@Pelaquas As Phillybutt loves to say without any hint of irony, it's easy for scrubs to grind their way to Master level rank with enough time and patience. When you're tossing a coin enough times, eventually it'll come up heads SOME of the time.
      He's not good at Street Fighter. He is pig-headed and insanely stubborn.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Blisterdude123 But he didn't need to grind? 🤨😂

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@ickyfist I don't think Phil is truly awful, at least not at SF. Maybe not, like, "good" exactly, but he's certainly better than I am. Of course, Phil's also literally been playing Street Fighter longer than I've been alive, and his refusal to accept fault (or even, like, at least queue in training mode for fucks sake) for almost anything means he's pretty far from where his skill level could/should be. He does have things he's genuinely decent at, but he holds himself back by being so salty and absolutely refusing to adapt or to grow as a player.
      On the plus side, watching these videos has encouraged me to try and be less salty myself, so I guess he's doing some good in the world lmao

  • @adun3
    @adun3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    You can almost picture Phil repeating 'pattern, pattern, pattern' to himself while wearing a straightjacket in a padded room somewhere

    • @fast0025ify
      @fast0025ify 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes!! 😂😂

    • @lc1429
      @lc1429 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      the only pattern he needs to worry about is male pattern baldness

    • @Thentavius
      @Thentavius 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He might as well be repeating it to himself over and over. His room is that padded cell.

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Are the "dropped inputs" in the room with us right now; Phil?

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Smash jab Smash jab

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    "He gets rewarded, i get punished because that's how rollback netcode works" He ALWAYS has to be the victim and its never his fault in any situation ever. Pathetically delusional.

    • @MajorSquiggles
      @MajorSquiggles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I would love to hear Phil try to explain how rollback netcode works and how that's possible.

    • @B4ss88
      @B4ss88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MajorSquigglesHe already did and got everything wrong
      th-cam.com/video/peYj9LZldRA/w-d-xo.html

    • @d.h.8279
      @d.h.8279 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's tried it

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's the only person on Planet Earth who thinks rollback netcode is bad.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MajorSquiggleshe has, very badly, because he doesn’t actually understand how rollback netcode works

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I love how at 24:00 his baby rage hoof smashing caused him to give the Cammy a thumbs up.

    • @invalidletterdept2662
      @invalidletterdept2662 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I noticed that too 😂 saw the zoom in of the un pushed thumb, heard him mashing and was like “watch this idiot thumbs up the match” then he does it. Kind of sums up his gameplay in a nutshell

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    What a sad miserable life this dude has created for himself. I love it.

    • @drmwpn
      @drmwpn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Literally like an episode of "Black Mirror"

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      We all love it. It's great, it's fantastic! 😂

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@drmwpnIt really is😂

    • @vojnov9885
      @vojnov9885 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@drmwpnThey could totally make one about DSP.

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CovenantSOLDIER It’s WWE champions TIIIIME!!!

  • @notgonnapay
    @notgonnapay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    This dude heard that some gaming monitors have low latency, and he translated that into ‘all PC players have a huge advantage vs. console.’

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Modern TVs have less than 16ms of input lag anyway, Phil is delusional

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Dave is a superhuman who can tell the difference between 2ms and 4ms delay.@@CamusSC

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Dude, he was saying that there is some magical specific OS that all the FGC pros secretly use that they don't tell the normal ppl about. He's gotten THAT delusional.

    • @HELLRAISER02
      @HELLRAISER02 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@CamusSCAND theres a performance mode in game to reduce input lag, and correct me if im wrong, but if the D and R numbers at the top are 0 then that means theres almost 0 delay, right?

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@HELLRAISER02 The D refers to added delay frames as a result of the connection, which would be on top of whatever input delay each player's hardware has. The R is for rollback frames, which are more complex but are basically there to minimize the number of delay frames even in high-ping matches, because rollback netcode is sick as hell

  • @Nagai1989
    @Nagai1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    It's like all the good players joined forces to teach Philburt a lesson.

    • @Bracey-212
      @Bracey-212 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Philberto is a different kinda human

    • @EdwardVGrimm
      @EdwardVGrimm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd like to think there's an international cabal of 'Don't Fees The Pig' SF players that coordinate meeting in Private Lobbies and say "Okay, you're not playing a match. You're gonna toy with him. Let him beat you one of three, but don't show any mercy after that... Let's make Philbert squeal"
      😂 🤣

  • @bobbyqueso
    @bobbyqueso 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    he has a flowchart of excuses its insane

    • @dqntime26
      @dqntime26 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      pattern complainer

    • @Jesse_E5150
      @Jesse_E5150 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      PATTERN PLAY LAGGY AHNLINE BULLSHIT SAFE KHAMBO PC PLAYER CHEATER

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Definitely does 😂

    • @uhskn9753
      @uhskn9753 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      sooooo true

  • @Shrike1988
    @Shrike1988 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    "Cause i have a 20 millisecond connection its to my disadvantage it absolutely is because it wont react fast enough. Im serious he'll do his pattern and his pattern will come out 100 percent and my reaction will not come out in a net code like that with roll back net code it's in his advantage to play his pattern and i will not get my reaction, thats how net code works"
    This is something phil actuality said

    • @nfamus540
      @nfamus540 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Literally a built in excuse regardless of the situation, bad latency, good latency, doesn't matter all that does matter is "THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO, HE DID NOTHING WRONG, HE DID EVERYTHING CORRECT"

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's quite impressive that after 15 years of streaming, playing online for a bit longer than that, he still doesn't fucking understand how this works...

    • @barbsq
      @barbsq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The funniest part to me is that there’s a number at the top that shows you exactly when rollback netcode kicks in. If it’s at 0, it’s not even operating.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Excuse you. Did you make rollback netcode? Phil asked the guy who did and he told Phil that rollback netcode was made to specifically fuck him over.

    • @infernoburn7849
      @infernoburn7849 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He’s literally insane

  • @rcgshawty
    @rcgshawty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The laughs edited in after a perfect KO makes me die every time

  • @idioticeskimoe5149
    @idioticeskimoe5149 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    The Rashid at the End was so skilled and he was too busy crying like a baby to see how thoroughly countered he was. DSP once again being free like Costco samples.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Funny thing is that every time rashid Jabbed, he was going for a grab. You can see counterhit every time Phil went for the same old tired setups, hop into grab trashball into grab drive rush grab. How can you be angry at your opponent using the best possible option to counter you and then call them trash.

    • @7venXIII
      @7venXIII 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @awellneededsmoke I know, it kills me when he complains abt jab. Jab is how you check against certain moves in the game. What are they supposed to do? Just let you hit them?

    • @MaxxCoyote
      @MaxxCoyote 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Awellneededsmoke "How can you be angry at your opponent using the best possible option to counter you and then call them trash."
      By being so deeply insecure that it's practically a mental illness.
      Every delusional rant is fueled by the Pig's desperate need to protect his feelings and self-worth.

  • @Poopbucket45
    @Poopbucket45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    That poor joystick deserves a better owner

    • @oricebucket
      @oricebucket 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wouldn’t even want to touch it.

    • @user-cd4ms6cf8l
      @user-cd4ms6cf8l 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Imagine how he handles jasper 😮

  • @mr.salvadore1666
    @mr.salvadore1666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    For a guy playing SF for decades, he sure doesn't have the patience of a player playing that long. Most of his losses are just him being very impatient and forcing interactions. Like he doesn't have to force shit ALL the time. Its crazy!

    • @PGO_Gaming
      @PGO_Gaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Can't like this comment enough. At some point you have to allow your opponent to initiate the offense. He's so offensive and uses unsafe anti-air mechanisms. It's clear why he loses. What is unclear is how he got to Master to begin with.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      For someone who claims to hate anime fighters and the way they play, his unga ass seems more fit to play Sol in strive than anybody in sf6

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he also does total hand off controller when he's upset.

    • @mediademon90
      @mediademon90 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@PGO_Gaming Because SF6 is the easiest or say kindest to all player to reach Master rank. You can literally have equal amount of losses and wins and get to master.

    • @donniebell7887
      @donniebell7887 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      no NEVER STOP HITTING BUTTONS!

  • @ldcomtype4
    @ldcomtype4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    He did it, he finally did it. He said that a low 20 something ms connection harms his gameplay. Amazing

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Not the 1st time 😂

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thebigbient8736 Yeah, this is by far not the first time he has made the excuse of the Internet connection being somehow too good for him to play well.

  • @EnemyWasp
    @EnemyWasp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    10:03 is pure gin-brain activity.
    He just stands there and devours 2 Sonic Booms and jumps into one…how can someone be this bad?

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't take his character's gin-brained moves in SF6 out of cahntext, dood!

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    lol, i like how DipShytPhil called a programmer from capcom a dunce... the guy who has the easiest job in the world, playing games then posting it to youtube and still got bankrupt, calling a programmer a dunce! that programmer probably has more braincells in his left pinky than philbert's brain

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "DipShytPhil" I'm rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    For a joystick worth fking 350$, Phil doesn't mind beating the sh*t out of it.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He didn’t pay for it so why would he care.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Only one he could find suitable for piggy trotters too.

  • @Walter_Sobchak_43
    @Walter_Sobchak_43 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Even with cross-play turned off, he still CANT DO ANYTHING!?

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well, it was Friday. His new excuse.

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was there ever really any doubt. We all know the pigroach will change his story at the drop of a hat. As soon as he gets caught out he initiates the next cope on the list.

  • @CineGoodog
    @CineGoodog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    That Rashid broke him. His predictable trick blanka pattern is so aeasily defeated by mashing jab, he doesn't do any frame traps on Oki to counter that, it is all on him.

  • @FreezySmash
    @FreezySmash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Was such a pleasure to watch this live he was particularly unhinged tonight

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    So now he's blaming the day of the week for getting his ass beat?
    lol

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Been recently confirmed the Earth's rotation is a detractor.

    • @deviljin_x
      @deviljin_x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAO

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Wait, we actually got a new excuse at the end.
    He actually said his opponent got rewarded for the game dropping his inputs.
    Yes, so not only is it a bad thing if the connection is TOO good, but it's also a good thing when the "game drops his opponent's moves".

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hes actually said it before 😂 excise for everything no matter what

  • @majorkong2828
    @majorkong2828 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Phil should invent a new type of netcode.. He is clearly an expert on the field

    • @eth0
      @eth0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      First thing the REEACK netcode would do is check if the username is DSPGaming to automatically disable fair play on his opponent.

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Dave blaming the rollback netcode like it's some frigging time machine that just rewrites history. Hilarious!😂
    I think the next stick he should buy is a predictor stick. He got violated so many times I fear he might be pregnant

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He’s never understood how rollback netcode works and doesn’t care for it.

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He still thinks a rainy day fund is money you use for rainy day entertainment

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Mk1 "this game NEEDS street fighter roll back netcode. It's the greatest thing ever."
    Sf6 .....

  • @NecrossXIII
    @NecrossXIII 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    God I hope he never stops playing this game

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Phil really is very impressive at this game. I have never seen a person constantly make excuses during an entire match without taking a breather. He has an answer for everything in every situation ever. Doesn't even have to worry about lag when it comes to excuses. Truley a master

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's impressive that he's almost played 5000 matches and only lost legit maybe 1% of the time at most. Truly inspiring.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@YTcommenter712 We should all do what Phil does in video games. I've personally never lost a multiplayer match in any game online. I knew what I had to do, pushed the right buttons, but the game wouldn't let me win. Nothin I could do.

    • @hotzauhse
      @hotzauhse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dude has an answer for everything but the game 😂

  • @Aitcheoz
    @Aitcheoz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    He deserves this.

  • @shoahkhan5670
    @shoahkhan5670 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    There are not "unfair advantages" in a "PATTERNS BASED" game. All it boils down to is who gets their pattern in first.

  • @invalidletterdept2662
    @invalidletterdept2662 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Imagine every time his wife walks by that room and hears him losing his shit every time, that poor woman. He spends hours a day raging like that, I can’t imagine that rage not sleeping out into what little personal life he has. Like he’s in the shower alone and you just hear shit about patterns and how the game sucks, or he repeats the same rants in bed while his wife reads a book.

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Horses can't read wtf

    • @Julv_
      @Julv_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@enigmaticheart666Damn, tf did she do to piss you off?

  • @cmhallam1561
    @cmhallam1561 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My man has never heard of being downloaded in his life. “He randomly jumped over my ball a third time!”

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Remember, "he loves playing games guys, its not about the money."

  • @snipashot0
    @snipashot0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I just picture a guy coming home from work. Tired looking to unwind. Logging into street fighter 6 his favorite time waster. And absolutely bodying Phil the dude who does this as a "job"

  • @shadowofthenorthstar989
    @shadowofthenorthstar989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    first pc players are cheating now the rollback is bad 😒

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No Dood, Da Internet is Cheating!

    • @Usurpationblitz
      @Usurpationblitz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No, not at all. He was complaining about rollback way before PC players

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He has personal vendetta against the guys who invented the rollback netcode, because they banned him from their forum after he broke rules acting like a homophobic, petulant child.

    • @SSZaris
      @SSZaris 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd like to invite you to take a stroll through the dent sea scrolls

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Abedeuss It's so wild, too, because he has to bend over backwards to act like rollback is anything other than the best thing to happen to online fighting games since, well, pretty much ever.

  • @hoodedkillaray
    @hoodedkillaray 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Maximilian is 40yrs old, Phil is 40yrs old, they both play Street fighter 6 the difference between the two is that one cry's about lag, pattern player's, moves not coming out and calls everyone a scrub that doesn't earn hits and rollback netcode, the other never complains about any of that. Phil just has to except he's trash at modern fighting game's and just go back to SF2 turbo.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's not even that good at SF2 either. There's plenty of footage of him playing it now on various different ports out there. He makes all the same excuses. One can argue it's not the "authentic arcade experience" that he is used too, but that just proves he is incapable of adapting and will always be a loser.

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      One also doesn't have to beg for his income

    • @petercrouchole
      @petercrouchole 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's mega trash at turbo too, don't you worry

  • @absol_lute_zero9083
    @absol_lute_zero9083 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    "Peepul don't realize that JP is fukin' broken dood"
    My guy, it's been what 5+ months now? Litterally everyone and their mama knows JP is good. What took you so long?

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sure JP won Evo

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't like that type of gameplay, he kinda negates learning Sim because his keep away game is just so much better than sim. Even with his air fire ball.

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bruh sim max height float and JP can't do nothing. And a well timed teleport is ez combo for sim. @@sleazyfellow

    • @ItsmeVel
      @ItsmeVel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@rockmanraiden6627It was a Ken/Marisa player but JP placed top 5 still

    • @PGO_Gaming
      @PGO_Gaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ItsmeVel Angrybird does not play Marisa. Big Bird plays her. Angrybird plays Ken and a little Cammy. Kakeru lost to Angrybird in the finals, not top 5.

  • @ncr7016
    @ncr7016 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    10:05 ain’t no way this guy just jumps into a boom says he can’t block, I can’t bro 😂

    • @allangoncalves1453
      @allangoncalves1453 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cant blhak

    • @deviljin_x
      @deviljin_x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bullshit ahnline pattern play

  • @jeremysack5939
    @jeremysack5939 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    How does he lose?? It's crazy! He can read minds, he knows if opponents mean to do things or simply get lucky. He knows all...except somehow, how to win.
    Being isolated really shatters a person's reality. I've never heard so much complaining about anything my entire life. He so much so can't ever just admit he lost, that he feels the need to complain/explain away every single second of every single fight to his Dents, as if they've never seen a video game before. You have to believe there weirdos KNOW he just gets his ass kicked all day every day...right? They can't be dumb enough to believe him, can they?

    • @fuzzymcgee_
      @fuzzymcgee_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they can ... ;D

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    if a 200-300 joystick is a piece of shit....then no joystick will ever be good to you

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Bad workman blames his tool, or is it bad tool blames his tools.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DrakeHunter324 hes proof that even with top tier tools he will produce shit and not improve

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A finely tuned instrument is wasted on his mashing pigroach trotters.

  • @od1401
    @od1401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    You can see why everyone in the FGC hated and still hates him to this day

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's just par for the course as far as the FGC is concerned lol

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's literally your average fighting game player
      Most fg players blame the game 'til they quit or plateau, very few are above average
      (i say this as someone who knows he's average at fg's but admits it's cause I'm old and slow and don't have hours a day to play)

    • @od1401
      @od1401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@happycat4838 Fair enough, I know nothing about the FGC apart from some surface level knowledge and their relationship with DSP. If they (or most/many) are a bunch of excuse making saddos then it's all the more an indictment against Phil, given that he's not even accepted by a community of like minded excuse pedadling, arrogant fools.

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@enigmaticheart666Dont lump us in with DSP, most of us actually enjoy the game and love the strategy. Its common to get salty but its not common to be a narcissist like DSP is.

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@od1401We dont do that. We actually love these games, dont liken us to DSP or LTG. They make our community look awful.

  • @808Toxic
    @808Toxic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    *Shoots two ranged shots - "Broken pattern!" 👌

  • @oricebucket
    @oricebucket 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Yo ChatGPT, if you need to build a database of excuses, this guy is the best specimens.

  • @runnre
    @runnre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    You do have to admit, Phil's dedication to the lie is impressive, he never breaks character, makes up new excuses on the fly and all while being 100% certain he is not the problem.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That's the catch: he's not playing a character lol. He honestly believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

  • @Spliffzilla
    @Spliffzilla 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "You have to learn to be a good loser before you can be a winner" - DSP

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “You notice a pattern?! It’s Friday night! Do you notice a pattern?!”
    Phil the only pattern I’m noticing is you. You drop inputs regardless of latency, platform, controller, the fucking game or EVEN THE DAY OF THE WEEK.

  • @JohnPig-oy8sq
    @JohnPig-oy8sq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how quiet he gets when an AKI player destroys him. He already called garbage so he can’t use the top tier excuse

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    this 41 year old man nearly had a stroke because of "drahpped inpootz" in rollback nahtcode, what a pathetic existence, and it's funny how he didn't notice that he started winning way more after enabling crossplay again, i guess this proves he was wrong about PC players having unfair advantages, but how could he ever admit he was wrong, right?

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He will never admit it 😂

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    A little fun fact: the more gin you drink, the longer your reaction times become.

  • @nexusgalaxy9249
    @nexusgalaxy9249 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm fully convinced Phil doesn't know what plus/minus frames are, let alone block stun

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He doesn't even know spacing.

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he doesn't know what most terms he uses mean, he just hears other people use them and regurgitates them. We're talking about a 'man' whose inner monologue consists of nothing but "ME! REEEE!" on a continuous loop.

  • @friendofphi
    @friendofphi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I drop Reversals all the time with charge characters, I found out if you do your charge move with Parry and the heavy button, if you don't have enough charge you get wake-up parry which is better then just eating shit.

  • @iamfiefo
    @iamfiefo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Let me guess, none of the JPs he fought were Nephew? I could tell from all the complaints and the lack of praise.

  • @reconstructedrichard208
    @reconstructedrichard208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    kat needs a real man. i could be the phil clinton to her leannica lewinsky

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Tyrone has it covered fam

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You’d want to be tunnel bros with the Pigroach, dood? Ewwww.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Couldn't take her from Tyrone, plus I don't have the Harkonnen hover setup to help her move around.

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    41 years old. Allegedly adult man.

  • @ZeroONeal
    @ZeroONeal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I promise you he didn't frame check any of this shit.

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Keep in mind he wants one of his followers to edit clips of him for his channel for free so he can attract new dents and whales.
    But then the question becomes "why would anyone support or stick around for someone so toxic?"

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Is Dave not aware that you can be thrown out of a DI attempt? Lmao definitely a gamer of all time.

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That JP read phil like a book and played him like a fiddle. Phil then had an absolute meltdown...I love it, I LOVE IT!

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact a 41 year old man can’t control his emotions is just sad.

  • @AnodyneRain
    @AnodyneRain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Imagine if he could come up with actual solutions to his problems half as often as he does excuses to his failures

  • @Cell2677
    @Cell2677 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The internet is cheating!
    13:33 you hear him mistime the super lmfao
    15:25 I think the only lag that is happening is in Phil's brain, not the 18 -19 ms match
    16:15 -Phil does wake up super 16:18 -Rashid does wake up super back. Phil: "SCRUB". That's some serious projection there
    19:22 I think Phil forgets we can see the rollback and delay frames at the top of the screen

  • @thatd00doverthere
    @thatd00doverthere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If Phil did literally any training he would understand how this game works for real

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dude beats his joystick on stream harder than he beat his meat. Fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
    Also, Blanka has dolls for a reason. They help him control the neutral in areas where he can't. You put out a doll, watch to see how the opponent reacts to it, then capitalize on it. SF6 pro MenaRD used Blanka's dolls that way and won Capcom Cup. Blanka's all about passivity, not aggression.

  • @senmhil
    @senmhil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine the level of salt if he did get a PC. He's still be average at SF.

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you Capcom for SF6, thank you for all this salt that makes our day better 😂

  • @Saidan79
    @Saidan79 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Big ups Adam Raxor for getting your daddy past the Tier 1 scam reward to get him to put his glasses on, so that he could see better how he was getting crushed.

    • @crustpnx
      @crustpnx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and then it starts - "I put my grasses on, i did nothing wrong... It was lag, it was lag... This is just pattern plaaaay..."
      im sorry, i'll see myself out

  • @YTcommenter712
    @YTcommenter712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love the self own that he does on a regular basis. If everybody is a pattern player, how come genius DSP hasn't learned how to beat said pattern after 4 months?

  • @MegaKratos2
    @MegaKratos2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Ok, whoever at CAPCOM is ruining Fill's games needs to stahp, ok? Or the last thing they see is a pack of wheelchairs coming at them. Sound good?

    • @scottiecurrie7927
      @scottiecurrie7927 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is the most hilarious scenario I've ever heard

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would either make for a very funny scene in a spoof comedy, or one of the most unnervingly creepy moments in horror movie history.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Lolcow of the gaming community

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm gonna punch the fuck outta my joystick" chill steamer guys

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He needed a break so much, he's actively trying to break his joystick.

  • @ceophilosopher7173
    @ceophilosopher7173 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh my god, that Jokersnort “you didn’t earn it” took me OUT.

  • @tenner5992
    @tenner5992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The best part about all of these SF vids is that phil never sits in training mode while searching for games lmfao

  • @uglylikecaillou8079
    @uglylikecaillou8079 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tier 3 tips goal for steeet fighter should be the camera looking at Phil’s game pad.

  • @3ASY355
    @3ASY355 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dang I love the Master Rank. Shows the difference between a player that just slave rank and an actual skilled player 😂

  • @MAISONMEISTER
    @MAISONMEISTER 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The day PIigroachus breaks his stick with his gout ridden immobile fingers, I am throwing a party.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Where's muh upball!" Bro, you whiffed a parry and it got punished, it says Punish Counter right there.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Wake up, jab, beat my meaty". Or, Phail's daily morning routine.

  • @uglylikecaillou8079
    @uglylikecaillou8079 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:28 start of Phil taking the bait 😂

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hearing the pig REEEEEEE will never not get old

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Holy shit, that very first JP basically stunlocked Philburt throughout the entire goddamn fight, LOL.

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "The game sucks tonight"... Wtf? How does a gem decide to suck one day??????

  • @Caius1942
    @Caius1942 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how much Phil beats the shit out of this stick and blames it for his missed inputs. I have the exact same stick (although I bought mine for almost half the price he did getting an open box one off eBay) and the thing is immaculate. If an input is dropped, it’s because I fucked up. The sheer number of excuses is amazing.

  • @casperkdw
    @casperkdw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A bad craftsman blames his tools.....

  • @PHELTHY49plus20
    @PHELTHY49plus20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Phil's 5 Boons ....
    1. Mash Jabs (the most powerful move in the game)
    2. Random moves (if you do something Phil is not ready for)
    3. Pattern play (if u see a pattern....NM)
    4. Lag (Phil's #1 killer)
    5. Luck (EVERYBODY but Phil got a 5 leaf clover 🍀 up there ass)
    .........P.S. if I missed anything lemme know
    D elusional
    S loppy
    P layer

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    imagine saying it's the day of the week's fault for his poor performance, friday is now a detractor

  • @meeb9731
    @meeb9731 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how he claims that rollback netcode is better for "the player who sits still and then does one random move" against the guile.
    At the end against the juri he says rollback favours "players who do constant rush down"

  • @kyledenson1287
    @kyledenson1287 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I fore sure thought Phil was going to break his joystick 🕹️! 😅

  • @roxasdeviluke317
    @roxasdeviluke317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "How dare other players be better than me i have the fancy overpriced controller!"

  • @barbsq
    @barbsq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anyone who has even a basic understanding of networking would realize that the net code must be platform agnostic for crossplay to even work. Even just a cursory search shows that sf6 locks your game to 60 fps online, regardless of console. Exceeding 60 fps on the game engine does absolutely nothing from a competitive standpoint.

  • @jazzy4846
    @jazzy4846 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how DSP can somehow read minds and know exactly why people are doing the moves they're doing.

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He should have bought a more expensive joystick, this one clearly isn't premium enough.

  • @voltron736
    @voltron736 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    lucky ,random, unearned. Sums up his master rank

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His padded cell is going to be covered in the word pattern and Ken.

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's official: Friday is a detractor.

  • @MightGuy15
    @MightGuy15 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm not going to lie Wi-Fi Warrior was a pretty funny insult.😂😂😂

  • @Nodnarb3do
    @Nodnarb3do 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The specific rant about 'some idiot adding that to the game' because he can't meaty is just chef's kiss.

  • @DanielHernandez-pq5cs
    @DanielHernandez-pq5cs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    All I heard was “ I couldn’t do anything!” 😂