What is the Smallest Possible .EXE?

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  • What is the smallest possible EXE that can be run on the Windows Operating System? What about the largest possible EXE? What even is an EXE file? On Windows, EXE files use the Portable Executable file format, which contains the program's code, data, and references to other libraries that can be loaded and run by the OS. It is often referred to as an "Image", the captured state of the program in a form ready to be run by the system.
    After testing it was found that the smallest EXE on 64-bit Windows is 268 bytes. This is a system limitation and not a limit with the Portable Executable file format itself. The smallest EXE runnable by other versions of Windows are as follows:
    Windows XP: 97 bytes
    Windows 2000: 133 bytes
    Windows Vista/7 (32-bit): 252 bytes
    Windows 7/10/11 (64-bit): 268 bytes
    The largest EXE possible is 1,996,488,704 bytes. Again, this size is a limitation with Windows.
    GitHub project containing 268 byte EXE, world's smallest game, and world's smallest piano:
    github.com/Ink...
    About the PE file format:
    PE file format: learn.microsof...
    PE file diagram: github.com/cor...
    Making Small EXE:
    Original research into smallest possible EXE: archive.is/w01DO
    World's Smallest Windows App (Dave's Garage): • C vs ASM: Making the W...
    Tiny PE on Windows 10 (x64): github.com/aya...
    More on the 268 byte limit: gist.github.co...
    Refined MattKC snake: github.com/Eim...
    Low Level Programming:
    Kernel32 functions: www.geoffchapp...
    Windows Virtual Terminal Sequences: learn.microsof...
    MSVC Linker options: learn.microsof...
    What is the largest EXE: superuser.com/...
    This video is sponsored by Brilliant

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  • @shortcat
    @shortcat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2620

    "I’m not sure typing simulator would become a best seller on Steam."
    You'd be surprised what's taking over Steam tops these days...

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

      banana

    • @pepsiman9093
      @pepsiman9093 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      banana

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      terracotta

    • @mjdevlog
      @mjdevlog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      banana click simulator?

    • @pepsiman9093
      @pepsiman9093 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mjdevlog yeah, it basically just exists to make money off the item trading system on steam

  • @JJFX-
    @JJFX- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +742

    Fun fact: That "MZ" required at the beginning of the header stands for Mark Zbikowski, who is credited with creating the .exe file format at Microsoft.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yep, but sadly most IT/Is people never learn it unless they have the right class and right instructors.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@RvnKnight Well I've taken no such official classes. Just an obsessive need to learn the 'why' as much as the 'how' and whatever experience comes from having to find my own way through this never-ending cave.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@JJFX- Hence 'most*, not 'all'.

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@RvnKnight I don't think it's that sad that people aren't aware of the MZ standing for Mike Wazowski. It's pretty much the most useless trivia imaginable.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@delphicdescant That's your opinion and you are entitled to it.

  • @KadeDev
    @KadeDev 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    "Works twice as well as expected" is probably the best line i've ever heard. Great video!

  • @ArthurKhazbs
    @ArthurKhazbs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    "What is the largest possible EXE?" (Proceeds to develop an Electron application.)

    • @KIllAlIPie
      @KIllAlIPie หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A blow to the heart

    • @MarkAJAgi
      @MarkAJAgi 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​ @KIllAlIPie Your still using a BBC Acorn Election! Don't think EXE's will work with your Acorn. :o(

    • @plashplash-fg6hd
      @plashplash-fg6hd 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But what us an electron app? do you mean a simulation?

    • @0x5D
      @0x5D 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​​@@plashplash-fg6hdelectron is a "framework" for packaging web apps as native apps, its basically just chrome and node.js glued together.
      discord, slack, vscode use it among others
      even the bare minimum hello world electron app is like 50MB because it embeds an entire browser engine

    • @_artemis37
      @_artemis37 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @araghon007
    @araghon007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1087

    When I started watching, I somehow only expected the usual "overlapping the DOS and PE headers" and hello world message box, didn't expect you to enter the

    • @TheSulross
      @TheSulross 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Clearly the video failed hugely on its stated objective to create smallest possible .EXE. Have to give a grade of F for that reason.

    • @128Gigabytes
      @128Gigabytes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@TheSulross thats stupid, he found out how small it could be and then went on to, after answering the question, making something else related to the same topic, which again happened after answering the main question

    • @RoganGunn
      @RoganGunn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@128Gigabytes Sarcasm detection failure detected 👀😁

    • @sonicSnap
      @sonicSnap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@RoganGunn it very clearly isn't sarcasm based on context clues

    • @timmygilbert4102
      @timmygilbert4102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      F is the highest grade in the hexadecimal scale ⚖️ 😂

  • @darkarchon
    @darkarchon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2981

    Just to be pedantic, the first file isn't actually 0 bytes. But its contents are!

    • @HeyImSolace
      @HeyImSolace 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

      But the file is nothing but its contents. Unless you're considering the directory entry of the file system part of the file, in which case you would also need to consider the filename and all the files metadata part of it. To my knowledge it isn't though. Directory structure is kept completely separate from file contents

    • @mars5train601
      @mars5train601 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +381

      ​@@HeyImSolaceFiles on your computer are stored with overhead. Some tools will tell you your file has a size of x bytes, and a size on disk of y bytes.
      This difference will exist even if the contents are 0bytes, since usually the system reserves a section of disk for it.
      This difference is op's 'being pedantic'

    • @albi2k88
      @albi2k88 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      O Archon się tu zjawił.

    • @HeyImSolace
      @HeyImSolace 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@mars5train601 I know that this overhead exists, but this overhead is not part of the file. This is like saying a Google search result is part of a Website. It takes up space, but it's not part of the website itself, it merely shows some data of it (Title and a little preview) and points to where it is (its web address).

    • @qwerty11111122
      @qwerty11111122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@HeyImSolace nah, thats the difference in memory vs storage.
      The file's metadata in the inode table has a minimum size. In windows ntfs (from googling), the equivalent looks to be the mft record, which clocks in at 1kb or 2 512B ssd sectors.

  • @SomethingCatchy2_
    @SomethingCatchy2_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +401

    I was exspecting this to just be a deep dive in to how small an exe can be, then he just made a game, this is amazing

    • @egarcia1360
      @egarcia1360 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Anticlickbait

    • @SomethingCatchy2_
      @SomethingCatchy2_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@egarcia1360 Yeah!!

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SomethingCatchy2_is that twitter meme

    • @SomethingCatchy2_
      @SomethingCatchy2_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NolanHOfficial ?

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SomethingCatchy2_ "Yeah!!! 👍"

  • @technikschaf1574
    @technikschaf1574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    The smallest piano having 555 Bytes, "like" THE one IC used for making simple sounds, the one and only NE555... That's just awesome and it cant be a coincidence

    • @lizardswithhats
      @lizardswithhats 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I thought the same thing lmao

    • @ping_th
      @ping_th 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don’t understand your technical, so you mean like make a file that run beep/ small sound?

    • @technikschaf1574
      @technikschaf1574 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@ping_th the NE555 is a small IC (integrated Circuit) / Chip used in electronic devices for timing/clock signal (and more) purposes. This chip (and its clones) are probably the most used IC for such stuff. It is so easy to use and cheap and widely used it became synonymous for this kind of usecase. Since any note you can play is nothing more than a sine wave with a specific frequency and the NE555 can easily produce such frequency you can use this chip to build a small piano (ignoring it not producing sine waves but square waves you then have to filter)

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If he manages to shrink that by another 45 bytes, it'll fit into a boot sector and will clearly kick pac-man and doom from the most popular choices.

    • @anty.
      @anty. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@technikschaf1574 do modern computers still have this circuit, and if so, is it still possible to use it to make sounds/music that come straight from the computer?

  • @AlexTrusk91
    @AlexTrusk91 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    I once talked to the kernel directly.
    Now I got a lifetime supply of chicken wings.

    • @timmygilbert4102
      @timmygilbert4102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Something is not right because it should have given you pop corn 🌽🍿😮

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why is your PFP Person... sideways...?

    • @computercoderawesome
      @computercoderawesome 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️➡️➡️➡️

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@computercoderawesome Gotta RunRunRunRunRunRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      𓊖 Emojitranslator.exe has stopped unexpectedly.

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      c

  • @qwerty11111122
    @qwerty11111122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +949

    17:46 bad video for security. Now the number of executables is finite and we can brute force through all of the 2^2^34 executables to find all of the penetration vectors.

    • @lunabennett-1
      @lunabennett-1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      only for windows. unix/linux-based systems are still safe (but for how long?)

    • @v84l42
      @v84l42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      huh?

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

      Good idea. I'm sure this calculation will complete before the heat death of the universe

    • @SG_01
      @SG_01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      While you're at it, you can figure out all the valid versions of Doom are in there ^^

    • @yigawaffle
      @yigawaffle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@samuelthecamel Well, it probably would. As technological advancements are constantly happening, once we have, per say, consumer-grade quantum computers, we just write the program, sit back, and enjoy.

  • @MangoPango1973
    @MangoPango1973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Nearly 40 years ago, my first Computer was an Amstrad / Schneider CPC 464. I bought a monthly magazine which featured type in programs, back then called listings and there was always the 1kb program section, containing fantastic tools and full games with sound, colour graphics and joystick controls. I remember several Space Invaders clones, Shoot'em Ups, Racing and Puzzle games and an absolutely awesome Fractal generator, everything less than 1kb in Locomotive Basic and less than one page in the magazine.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Back in the day before magazines had download codes. Or DVDs. Or CDs. Or floppies.
      No, they printed the code directly and you had to type it in manually.

  • @EscapedShadows
    @EscapedShadows 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    11:58 „And that works twice as well as I expected“ Best line every

  • @KvapuJanjalia
    @KvapuJanjalia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    If I remember correctly, if you disable ASLR, you can simply jump to Win32 API function addresses. This will eliminate some strings in IMPORTS section of a PE file.
    I haven't tried it myself.

    • @shinyhappyrem8728
      @shinyhappyrem8728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Is that portable between Windows versions though?

    • @KvapuJanjalia
      @KvapuJanjalia 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shinyhappyrem8728 Nope.

  • @OlegDorbitt
    @OlegDorbitt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    14:04 big thumbs up for CISC, without it we wouldn't have such gems as "AAA" and "PUNPCKHQDQ"

    • @marcsh_dev
      @marcsh_dev 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And the lovely EIEIO

    • @Cmdrbzrd
      @Cmdrbzrd หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@marcsh_dev PowerPC is a risc architecture though?

  • @thomquiri9860
    @thomquiri9860 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +400

    1:15 nice integer overflow lmao

    • @HasanGaming482
      @HasanGaming482 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      idiots who dont know freaking a bit of coding arent allowed

  • @powerpc6037
    @powerpc6037 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    I remember having an exe file on my Amiga which was only 56 bytes in size: "reboot". This in fact rebooted the Amiga computer when you executed it.

    • @stalker32041
      @stalker32041 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't checked size of linux "reboot" program...

    • @neoney
      @neoney 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stalker32041its a symlink to systemctl if on systemd

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@stalker32041 Fifteen characters, 'shutdown -r now' is enough to do that, as root, from the Command Line.

    • @chriku
      @chriku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stalker32041i am not sure if it even has one, as i saw one being a symlink to systemd, which checks its filename on start and if it was started via the reboot link recommends the main systemd to reboot.

    • @cmposting
      @cmposting 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@RWBHere that is a command which executes the program known as "shutdown" with the arguements "-r now" and has nothing to do with the size of the shutdown program, which includes reboot functionality

  • @DavesGarage
    @DavesGarage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    Great video! I never considered what the *largest* would be! Now I know :-)

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Thanks for giving it a watch, it means a lot coming from you.

    • @kipchickensout
      @kipchickensout 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was confused when I saw the video in my feed, thinking it would be basically the same as your video, but I love how this one explains everything visually! Kudos to you both

    • @ognjenjakovljevic494
      @ognjenjakovljevic494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@InkboxSoftware for a guy who scammed non educated ppl by selling fake cleaning software LOL

  • @InkboxSoftware
    @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

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    • @Pawlo370
      @Pawlo370 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      3:46

    • @ProgrammingProAwire
      @ProgrammingProAwire 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      no

    • @IT10T
      @IT10T 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How does Brilliant afford to sponsor so many channels, who is paying all that for some information that is already publicly available? And why?

    • @EalaFreond
      @EalaFreond 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      brilliant along with most other sponsors email them a script made to sound better than youtube and stuff which intrigues people

    • @USERNAMEteammmw
      @USERNAMEteammmw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shove that brilliant up your a‌‌‌s‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌s

  • @filker0
    @filker0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Fun video.
    ANSI (usually spoken as "ahn-see") control sequence originated with the Digital Equipment Corporation VT100. The SGR (Set Graphic Rendition) sequence was extended in "ANSI.SYS" on DOS to allow setting foreground and background colors. The glyphs the video shows beyond the ASCII characters are the VT100 graphics set, so the same program game would work using a serial port connected to a VT100+ terminal emulator that supported the color extension.
    The flickering could be reduced by only redrawing the bottom row except as the meteors shift down. Using save cursor and restore cursor sequences could improve keeping the little house's position from flickering. This will take more code code, of course.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah and similar usage of ANSI is also great for anyone who enjoys torturing themselves making unnecessarily complicated batch files. Using it to clear lines and restore cursor positions instead of simply clearing it is much more pleasant and opens up some cool possibilities that wouldn't be possible (or practical) otherwise.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *usually pronounced an-see

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JJFX- as someone who has made unnecessarily complicated batch files, I appreciate all methods that make it less complicated, because that allows me to add more stuff.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HappyBeezerStudios It can simplify things but can become a headache to decipher later unless you mask repeated commands as vars. Aside from totally necessary colors and animations I mostly find it useful for advanced menu navigation, the ability to display information underneath an input line, temporarily replacing an invalid input with text, etc...

  • @pielover267
    @pielover267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    5:17 wait a sec, wait a sec, does every windows executable really contain ASCII art of a shrub by default? I'm tempted to assume that was a joke so you would have something to rhyme, but honestly I'm hoping that it's true because that would be a hilarious and genuinely beautiful absurdity.

    • @Levi_OP
      @Levi_OP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Just a joke :-)

    • @avantesma1
      @avantesma1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      This would be a software equivalent of those dudes etching Milhouse in the corners of their microchips.

    • @zpa89
      @zpa89 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​​@@avantesma1 one of the code bases my teams work with has a big old dragon ASCII. It isn't super uncommon. Though that is just made with comments so not technically the same

    • @avantesma1
      @avantesma1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@zpa89 If those etched Milhouses weren't functional parts of the chips, I'd say it's indeed, technically the same.
      Comments are the non-functional part of code, right? 🙂

    • @DiamondNoobie
      @DiamondNoobie หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:20*

  • @andrew_ray
    @andrew_ray 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    With the parameters now all in place, we can build Jorge Luis Borges' library of Babel, but for exe files. Since there's a limit to the number of bytes that can go in an exe and a finite number of values each byte can have, we can imagine a filesystem the contains every possible exe file. But it couldn't be a Windows filesystem.

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Here you go: github.com/InkboxSoftware/DatabaseOfDamascus

  • @Felice_Enellen
    @Felice_Enellen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    One thing about compressors like crinkler is that you'll always have the potential hazard of the output executable being detected as possible malware. Most AV is leery of anything that looks like it's compressed, since it's a common way to hide telling features of the executable.

    • @RainDownpours
      @RainDownpours 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Ah, that's why windows defender detects it as a trojan.

    • @mkstffwthstff
      @mkstffwthstff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@RainDownpours I got that too

  • @JustinWang
    @JustinWang 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:26 the background music is the “if there is no CCP, there is no new China” wow very patriotic

  • @verebellus
    @verebellus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    2:47 was a BRILLIANT sponsor cut?

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      After a certain time I can cut them out for a better viewing experience

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@InkboxSoftwareUnbelievably based

    • @Thespikedballofdoom
      @Thespikedballofdoom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@InkboxSoftware so swag

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol I thought it was a sponsorblock skip, but then was confused why I didn't see the popup asking if I wanted to unskip lol

  • @mrjson3039
    @mrjson3039 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Dude... Dealing with microsoft's documentation practoces, that's the challenge I saw. Amazing work of art

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Most useful usage of chatgpt for me when coding is simply to have it return documentation info...... and then hope it doesn't decide to just make something up which ends up wasting more time than simply digging into it myself :/

    • @spht9ng
      @spht9ng 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JJFX-just tell it DO NOT HALLUCINATE . That’s what Apple does on their prompts

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spht9ng lol "DON'T F'IN LIE TO ME!"

  • @godwin972
    @godwin972 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    for anyone wondering, the character at 4:06 is "嗯", which (according to Wiktionary) is a Chinese character that can mean doubt, curiosity, surprise, agreement, "pledge", or just onomatopoeia for groaning.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So in general the reaction of the programmer after the program starts and displays the message.
      All of that.

    • @yanzhenhuang9820
      @yanzhenhuang9820 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      嗯.....嗯。

  • @shallex5744
    @shallex5744 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    10:56 those aren't actually ASCII characters (except for the @)
    ASCII is only a 7-bit encoding, and thus only contains 127 characters. anything beyond that into the 8-bit realm is a vendor-specific extension beyond ASCII

    • @sttate
      @sttate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where's the 128th value?

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@sttate the 128th value is the number 127. the 1st value is the number 0

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shallex5744 not only the value (not number) 0, but also the NULL byte. Sometimes used as a string terminator so not exactly a character, but if you think of the other control characters as a character, it can be argued that NULL is also one, which makes a total of 128 characters. Also, back in the day the remaining 128 values used to be known as high-ASCII which were more or less vendor or machine specific. Later they became code pages which were more or less standardised.

    • @marsovac
      @marsovac 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you actually look at the image that you complain about, you first notice there are 16 rows with 8 columns, which excluding the NULL character makes for 127 characters. Then you notice that columns have 3 bits and rows 4 bits. Which is exactly 7 bits. And then you notice that those are precisely the ASCII characters.

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@marsovac i wasn't focused on the image, i was referring to him suggesting that the house and the horseshoe-looking thing were ASCII characters

  • @blarghblargh
    @blarghblargh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    Back in the day, we called it "Anne See" (like "antsy" with a silent "t"). not "Ay En Ess Eye"

    • @yourcomputerhasdied
      @yourcomputerhasdied 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      it's the superior way to pronounce it. less syllables and easier to say. I've heard some people say ASCII one letter at a time, one of the worst experiences of my life

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@yourcomputerhasdied you poor soul. Stay strong!

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@yourcomputerhasdied Laugh out loud, what a waste of time.

    • @rhysbaker2595
      @rhysbaker2595 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In fairness, he might have never heard anyone say it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mewity
      @mewity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I pronounce it "ayensi"

  • @Dr-Zed
    @Dr-Zed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Demoscene members being chads as always. Crinkler is one of my favorite tools, so cursed yet so elegant.

    • @stgigamovement
      @stgigamovement 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Another demoscene-friendly language is JS. In my experience, it's quite versatile. Stuff like fitting a game that was 30,000 bytes into 3,081 bytes. People have also made 140-character JS programs back in the olden days of X/Twitter when there was a hard 140 character limit.

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@stgigamovement sounds more like code golf.
      does the demoscene want or care about JS?

    • @stgigamovement
      @stgigamovement 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@blarghblargh there's a section on Demozoo and Pouet for Javascript demoscene works, which I've used.

    • @eter9nitysslut131
      @eter9nitysslut131 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stgigamovement i mean you need the runtime to go with it lol so not really demosccene

    • @Roomsaver
      @Roomsaver 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@stgigamovementThat’s code golf, you still need an interpreter for JS

  • @PaulPassarelli
    @PaulPassarelli 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Back in the days of DOS, we (Crescent Software) sold a library for BASIC (called PDQ) which would allow for the quick compilation & linking of EXEs less then 512 Bytes. Why 'so big' (LOL)? Because that was the size of *ONE* sector on a *FLOPPY DISK*. Anything less was moot.
    It could also create TSR (Terminate & Stay Resident) programs, which were available with a keystroke or interrupt. And we could shove them up into Extended, or of you remember it, "Expanded" memory.
    Since this was in the days prior to math coprocessors, I wrote the 8087 emulator for the product.
    Thanks for the nostalgic trip down memory lane.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      did it compile basic into a more native program instead of the more usual of adding the basic intepreter and the bas itself into an exe?
      I remember trying to coax borland c/c++ 3.1 into compiling as small executable as possible (I think I was like 11 back then). i think i got a 'flame' effect down to 8kb or so, which was still huge for what it was(just couple of loops really and calling bios to change the video mode and make the pallette).

    • @PaulPassarelli
      @PaulPassarelli 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lasskinn474 LOL! Yeah, these were genuine EXE files. The BASIC compilers BC 6 & BC 7 Professional were actually pretty good compilers for the time. BASIC code was lexed into 8086, 80286, or 80386 instructions. It even had math coprocessor options. statements like Print, Play, Open, Locate, REDIM, Strings, etc., generated calls into the runtime libraries just like C functions.
      We re-wrote the runtimes from *SCRATCH* in hand tuned assembly language (MASM). Because our libraries were so granular, the linker was able to bring in just the bare bones set of library routines that the programmer actually invoked. Nothing was just along for the ride.
      Since it was a library we were able to add extra functionality, such as the TSR capabilities, interrupt handlers, function pointers, pretty much anything a C coder could do, we put that power in the hands of the BASIC programmer.
      Then came Visual Basic for Windows. But that's a story for another day.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@PaulPassarelli that's pretty cool, would've been cool to get hold of back in the day.

  • @KLegyyn
    @KLegyyn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    You brought me back in time to my computer science days, making games on console applications.
    .
    Those were the simplest of days.
    .
    Thank God I still have them.
    .
    .

  • @WilburHawthorne
    @WilburHawthorne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Do not be embarrassed by your mistakes. Nothing can teach us better than our understanding of them. This is one of the best ways of self-education.

  • @RochesterX
    @RochesterX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2:55 - Who knew Plato was a Linux fan?

  • @paumb64
    @paumb64 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    11:59 I laughed more than i should have on this part lol. Amazing video

  • @RobinLeGaming
    @RobinLeGaming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    EXE doesn't actually indicate a PE file.
    It may contain an early MS-DOS MZ, an MS-DOS 4.0 New Executable or a modern Portable Executable.

    • @larkuser
      @larkuser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and also the LE and LX from Windows VxD services and Microsoft OS/2 2.0

  • @diegoreckholder945
    @diegoreckholder945 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    it's been about 10 years since I last wrote any code, and about 12 years since I worked with processor instructions. This video made me remember that I loved this before my professors at college made me hate this with my soul 😅

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    15:09 I braced myself for a Rickroll, but was glad that that wasn't the case.

  • @etaoinwu
    @etaoinwu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    that 嗯 got me laughing so hard in the binary selection part

  • @HedgehogGolf
    @HedgehogGolf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:26 sneaking in your mailing list is a genius move lol

  • @numbr6
    @numbr6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Over they years, Windows developers give zero consideration of the size of their programs. I'm glad to see someone demonstrating it is possible to write functionally interesting programs in the

  • @nordern1
    @nordern1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Maybe an interesting honorable mention: "fr-016c: fuenf (in your face)" by the demo group Farbrausch. It's a COM file that just produces an endless stream of garbage in the terminal, but because sometimes includes ascii bell symbols, it's technically an application with visuals and audio in 5 bytes.
    (It also crashes the terminal window)

  • @ElectricalInsanity
    @ElectricalInsanity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I never expected to see a video game that you can print on a single sheet of paper.

  • @nikotheoneshot
    @nikotheoneshot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    watching videos like these gives me such a desire to c r e a t e something in assembly
    but, yknow, then I remember, oh yea, I hate coding in assembly

  • @Ko_Choso
    @Ko_Choso 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is actually just amazing, amazing work!

  • @IamNerfDart
    @IamNerfDart 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Someone mention MattKC his QR code game could get an upgrade

  • @Duncanate
    @Duncanate 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The was actually very educational. Thank you for making this!

  • @MsHojat
    @MsHojat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I know that 4k is comparatively huge to these tiny minimal-size exes, but I've seen some pretty cool demoscene exes that are only 4kb.

  • @km077
    @km077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *fun fact:* Registers: EDI, ESP, EBI and EFL could be used to power a RNG with some multiplications and/or additions. Some of them change to a pretty unique value only at start-up and then increment as the program is running, but others could be used to get multiple equally dispersed pseudo-random numbers.

  • @MonroeChapman
    @MonroeChapman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

  • @beautifulsmall
    @beautifulsmall 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I dived into bitmaps years ago and found unseen riches, unused digits at the ends of non 32bit arrays. nice work . we all need to keep kicking the tyres.

  • @marijalt9
    @marijalt9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    4:22 ASCII art of a shrub??

    • @pauljones9150
      @pauljones9150 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah wtf, why is there a shrub

    • @chrisalex82
      @chrisalex82 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I rember hearing this exact same fact somewhere else and that it exists and i think that there is a reason tl it but i dont rember
      Maybe an easter egg ???? Or testing idk

  • @Bunny99s
    @Bunny99s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Writing small programs under an OS is fun. Try writing a bootable game :) People managed to pack whole simulations or games into the bootsector of a floppy. A sector has 512 bytes but the last 2 bytes are required or the BIOS won't recognise it as bootable (55AA in hex). Though the bootsector (depending on the medium) also contains some volume information. That only leaves a little bit left for the program. People have written bootsector games or simulations and still have the disk to work properly under DOS or windows. Also there are no sys calls to any OS function since we ARE the OS if we boot from this medium. All we have are the BIOS interrupts and direct memory access. The BIOS only loads the first sector (boot sector) of the medium which usually just contains code to load the actual OS boot loader from other sectors.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      back in the day booter games on dos machines were not that common but there were a bunch of them. if you had only 1 floppy drive you didn't need to swap from dos, you didn't need to worry if the customers config.sys was weird etc and could have more confidence in whatever tricks you used to make it harder to copy the floppy.
      i think that there were those titles is one reason for why booting from floppy was default for so long on pc's so you couldn't leave a floppy in the drive.

  • @cigmorfil4101
    @cigmorfil4101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There used to be a full chess game for the Sinclair ZX81 (Timex 1000) which fitted in the 1k (1024 bytes) of static RAM which came with the system, from which some was used for the screen....

  • @artofnoise5013
    @artofnoise5013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just discovered your channel. At first wasn't sure if I was watching clickbait. Then at 1:00 - 1:15 I knew you were the real deal!

  • @sundhaug92
    @sundhaug92 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I mean, you can make a smaller executable for Windows by taking advantage of the NTVDM and making a COM-file

    • @klh.
      @klh. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, you can get it down to one byte, a single RET instruction.

    • @shinyhappyrem8728
      @shinyhappyrem8728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wouldn't that be a 16-bit x86 file? Which wouldn't run on 64-bit Windows versions...

    • @sundhaug92
      @sundhaug92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shinyhappyrem8728 Sure, but 32-bit Windows is still supported for about a year more

  • @Daniel15au
    @Daniel15au 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:14 you just offended a whole generation of people that played DOS games on Windows 9x lol

  • @doslogo
    @doslogo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My game is 53 KB, runs even before/without Windows directly when the PC turn on power, and funny enough, it has the MZ header! I am quite happy with that 😇

    • @MissNorington
      @MissNorington 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I looked at it, great video, the MZ header is used by the bootsector, very clever!

    • @larkuser
      @larkuser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thats quite extreme compression you got. blew my mind!

  • @slushyboy1212
    @slushyboy1212 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:52 brilliant ad

  • @leafdebrief
    @leafdebrief 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    2:53 Subliminal ad placement

  • @andreyrumming6842
    @andreyrumming6842 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The 2GB limit for RAM with 32 bit systems was a massive headache until I realised using GCC I was compiling for 32 bit OS's, when my OS was 64 bit. Changed that, and solved

  • @thewelder3538
    @thewelder3538 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Just as a comment here, you don't want to do things like cmp al, 0. The reason is simple. You're comparing an immediate value and that value has to be stored in the instruction. Since you're only interested in the flags, you should test al, al whereby the assembly doesn't need to store the immediate value and it will set the flags for you to branch against.

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Thanks, I had forgot about TEST, looks like I can shave off a few more bytes

    • @thewelder3538
      @thewelder3538 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@InkboxSoftware Well when you've done as much assembly as I have and enter 4k/64k demo competitions at Revision and other parties, every byte does indeed matter!
      Good video though.

  • @bradl7439
    @bradl7439 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In practical terms, the smallest .exe file you can have is the cluster size the FAT uses on the storage device you're using. Assuming you saved your work that is.

  • @aarocka11
    @aarocka11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Cool. Next time do a boot sector program so that way you don’t need the pesky bloat of an OS to execute.

  • @Dan-ib4yc
    @Dan-ib4yc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Getting into low-level programming is like trying to get what's going on in a soap opera that began 3 decades before you were born

  • @araghon007
    @araghon007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Just a heads up, the link in description for the diagram at 1:00 is not the original source, nor does it link to the original source. The author is 'corkami' (look up 'corkami pe101')

    • @araghon007
      @araghon007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've been working on my own compiler, and diagrams from that person have been a huge help

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for bringing that up, I've corrected it to reflect the original author. It it a great chart.

  • @notstupid5322
    @notstupid5322 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Congratulations on making the world's most basic bullet hell game, be sure to watch out for ZUN knocking on your door at 3 AM. Lock the door.

  • @MonochromeWench
    @MonochromeWench 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    linking an extra dll just for a rng is costing a lot of space. Ok not really a lot but you can do better. It would be smaller to implement a LFSR rng using a seed value from whatever source you can get that you're already have access to. A Console handle is probably good enough to use as a seed for a LFSR. The Handle values are likely going to be unique every time you run the exe though not guaranteed, the chances you'd get repeated Handle values are extremely unlikely. Or you can just go straight to using a cpu random instruction but you lose compatibility with old cpus.

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    17:41 This is close to 1.99 Gigabytes for those who don't know.

  • @minirop
    @minirop 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    would you save some space if you used RDRAND or RDSEED instead for the RNG?

  • @Harvey-b2j
    @Harvey-b2j 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Silence bot

    • @tuxedoboy1
      @tuxedoboy1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@InkboxSoftware LMAO

  • @OzzFan1000
    @OzzFan1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    That comment about every Windows executable having the same DOS header isn't true. You could specify an actual MS-DOS application as the header and create a dual-mode application. The same .EXE when run under DOS would run only the DOS "header" portion, while when run from Windows would skip over the DOS header and execute the Windows code.
    Many applications used to do this back in the day - and I've even created a few myself!

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That's true, and that's why it has an MS-DOS header in the first place. It's just nowadays your standard compiler will fill in the string "This program cannot be run in DOS mode" automatically.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Older compiler uses slightly different string "This program requires Microsoft Windows".

    • @throwaway6478
      @throwaway6478 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@rashidisw And certain versions of Delphi had a DOS stub that printed "This program must be run under Win32."

  • @Yoshi-t5xKm
    @Yoshi-t5xKm หลายเดือนก่อน

    useful video, enjoyed it 💚
    keep it up

  • @hc4633
    @hc4633 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    nice mix of humor and knowledge, good stuff

  • @lizardswithhats
    @lizardswithhats 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is hands down the best channel on youtube right now. Interesting and concise!

  • @omgboy4939
    @omgboy4939 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    what is the smallest possible elf64?

    • @aspectreishauntingeurope
      @aspectreishauntingeurope 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      (btw the result turns out to be 45 bytes)

    • @aspectreishauntingeurope
      @aspectreishauntingeurope 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      it seems youtube deleted my reply so let's try it again...
      even though it's about elf32, I'd highly recommend the famous essay "A Whirlwind Tutorial on Creating Really Teensy ELF Executables for Linux"

    • @cirkulx
      @cirkulx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think using a header someone i know made and assembling asm -> elf64 it was 40 or smth

    • @asdfghyter
      @asdfghyter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aspectreishauntingeurope that's way smaller than I expected!

  • @BoyCcns
    @BoyCcns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In my minimal work with exe compression in the demoscene I verified that if the PE header offset at 0x3C points to a value smaller than 0x40 then the microsoft signing tool will not recognize the image as an executable, which may be an indication towards future limitations. The space between 0x02 and 0x3C can still be used freely though... We use it to put a small vanity ASCII art header in there for our 64k intros ;)

  • @aspectreishauntingeurope
    @aspectreishauntingeurope 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    11:00 none of those characters are a part of ASCII... 😄

    • @timseguine2
      @timseguine2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If memory serves, isn't this CP437?

    • @EvelynIsDeprecated
      @EvelynIsDeprecated 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@timseguine2To my knolwedge with ANSI art, yes

    • @COArSe_D1RTxxx
      @COArSe_D1RTxxx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The "@" sign isn't part of ASCII-7?

    • @goomygaming980
      @goomygaming980 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @ is ASCII at least

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact you put your closing parentheses on its own line to create a ); is almost too perfect, lol.

  • @Saru-Dono
    @Saru-Dono 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    We really need Dave on this one

    • @graealex
      @graealex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, let's bring in the tone-deaf boomer millionaire. He'll solve our problems.

    • @Saru-Dono
      @Saru-Dono 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@graealex Well, he kinda knows Windows, so he may be a good fit to explain Windows executables

    • @skycaptain95
      @skycaptain95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is not some esoteric boomer multimillionaire knowledge ​@@Saru-Dono

    • @graealex
      @graealex 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Saru-Dono He knows task manager. There are far more competent people still around in regards to WINAPI.

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@graealexhe developed windows... he made fucking task manager and zip... *_he probably knows a lot about executable files._*

  • @atdt01410x
    @atdt01410x 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even an exe file whose size has been reduced in this way will become a 1GB exe file with just one touch from a designer.

  • @gLitCheRR44
    @gLitCheRR44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow, it took until 2016 for windows to support ANSI escape sequences? Yikes!

  • @kylebowles9820
    @kylebowles9820 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:37 lol i thought you were just going to say the results; animating the binary search was super funny

  • @code123ns
    @code123ns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    In DOS, the smallest EXE that will do something is 2 bytes. If an EXE contains "@e" it will reboot the computer when run.

    • @Drysart
      @Drysart 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      That sounds more like a COM file. EXE files *must* start with "MZ" to be valid; and then also contain a header (very similar to the one used by EXE files for Windows).
      COM files, on the other hand, were literally just something DOS loaded into a page of memory and then jumped to the first byte of. The smallest valid COM file is 1 byte, the encoding of the "RET" instruction (hex code C3). That would just immediately terminate and return control to DOS.

    • @pdr.
      @pdr. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Last time I used DOS/Windows (c. late 1994), you could rename a .COM file to .EXE (and vice versa) with no effect on how it would run.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@pdr. Back then they do checks for header within the file content instead of fully reliant on file extension.

    • @code123ns
      @code123ns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Drysart i know.. but I didn't say it was valid :D I discovered this as a kid who didn't have any compilers, but desperatly wanted to make my own exe. So, as all kids do, I just renamed a BAT to EXE to see what would happen 🤔 the first line was... .@echo off 😀 and the result was that it would restart when I run it. I progressively deleted stuff until I was left with just @e and it would still do the same.

    • @maxmuster7003
      @maxmuster7003 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A DOS executable com file with a nop instructions = 1 byte file size.😂

  • @eavids128
    @eavids128 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looked into it a bit, correct me if i'm wrong but there is a way to make this smaller in theory: shellcode style import calls. Crinkler is importing every function from called DLL's, which is cool but doing it on your own using shellcode style function calls would be smaller I believe? Would make rhe actual assembly code longer but would make the post linking DLL shorter

    • @eavids128
      @eavids128 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm sure you could apply a lot of shellcode techniques to make this smaller, but I'm sure both you and crinkler are also using a lot, have not had time to read the code in depth yet but that import area is my area of interest

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:40 +1000 soical credit for the music

    • @loquenderovalencia2003
      @loquenderovalencia2003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought no one else noticed

    • @xxxtrib
      @xxxtrib 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      goof

    • @H1O_AN
      @H1O_AN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no it’s -9999999999 social credit. it’s Taiwan’s music

  • @IanZainea1990
    @IanZainea1990 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:59 theoretically (based on size alone) it could run on the Apollo guidance computer. Congrats!

  • @lpyibm5333
    @lpyibm5333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    正津津有味看视频的时候突然蹦出来一个汉字,给我整恍惚了

    • @lpyibm5333
      @lpyibm5333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      看起来老哥你是真喜欢简中,关注了,加油!

  • @GigAnonymous
    @GigAnonymous 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Meanwhile, bare metal developers:
    "What do you mean you need more than ONE WORD?"

  • @moontoadz
    @moontoadz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    ANSI you can just say "an-see"

    • @willyzemlya
      @willyzemlya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Un-see🙈

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've got ANSI in my pantsi

  • @gigabytemon
    @gigabytemon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:15 "Granted it's not a good piano, but it is the smallest."
    Only a poor musician blames his instruments.

  • @Mr.Pixie.
    @Mr.Pixie. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    But can it run Doom?

    • @CosmoYe
      @CosmoYe 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That makes no sense

  • @leviackerman5866
    @leviackerman5866 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Markus Persson, in a

  • @G-u-z-i-o
    @G-u-z-i-o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:17 Okay, but WHY? WHYYYY in the world would Windows put a shrub there? What purpose does this serve?

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      what man, you ain't shrubbin? it's the new craze!

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think this is the first time I've ever heard anyone say "ay en ess eye" instead of "an-see"

  • @tuckercarlsonbot
    @tuckercarlsonbot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ELF gets smaller.

    • @Everybody467_
      @Everybody467_ 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What is an elf?

  • @TheMcSebi
    @TheMcSebi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not sure if you already know about this, but you might be interested in Cosmopolitan libc, a project to compile c code to a polyglot binary running natively on Linux + Mac + Windows + FreeBSD + OpenBSD + NetBSD and even in BIOS

  • @danmakufan
    @danmakufan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:29 is that a CCP song lol

    • @Nonethousand9090
      @Nonethousand9090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. It's called "without the communist party, there will be no new china" or something like that

  • @michaelives5201
    @michaelives5201 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i really like the explanation on what an .exe file is and exactly how they work, very interesting and easy to understand

  • @win7best
    @win7best 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    You could fit the entirety of Minecraft into a exe lol

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yes? most games can be fit in an exe. in fact that's how games work. they are exes.

    • @win7best
      @win7best 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 you dont get my point...

    • @saidtejeda2012
      @saidtejeda2012 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 He refers to all the DLLs, libraries, files, external to the Minecraft JAR or EXE file depending on the game edition (Java or Bedrock)

    • @gavinrolls1054
      @gavinrolls1054 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thewhitefalcon8539he means the entire game, not just the "executable" portion. (using quotation marks since it's java which is a VM and not a real executable)

    • @stalker32041
      @stalker32041 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, but saves

  • @maxandroverinc.
    @maxandroverinc. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'William Gates' actually threw me for a second.