DSP Nuclear Rage in COD MWIII, Wants Every Developer Fired & Dashboard Quits the Game

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  • @rando3939
    @rando3939 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    I love how terrible he is at literally every game

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      And he can’t even make that funny, it’s just sad and delusional.

    • @ramza675
      @ramza675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Autism

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ​@@ramza675autistic person speaking. I didn't die to Margit.
      That is all I have to say.

    • @Evan.280
      @Evan.280 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s the lag dood

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Even WWE Champions, his claim to fame,I bet he's awful at it. Too bad it's all super secret, if someone who plays the game actually had a chance to look into his account and how he's playing, I bet he's wasting resources and playing poorly but just paying his way to get where he's at.

  • @Wzrd100
    @Wzrd100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    I will never get over the times he asks "how did i die?" and then immediately skips the kill cam

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      IKR

    • @MrXmoda
      @MrXmoda 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Well, everything in the game lies to him right so why would he believe the killcams if he doesn't understand latency and ping lol

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      The few times he did watch it he claimed that's not what happened on his screen and the killcam is lying. Dude is deranged. This must copium is not healthy.

    • @JoNNyCLOUD171
      @JoNNyCLOUD171 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The kill cam is pointless if you did everything correct.

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MrXmoda The fact he is now saying that in game records are false is crazy and a level of narcissism higher than even before.
      We have games now that specifically say what your connection is, show dropped/rollback frames and even state when you have been countered etc etc.
      None of this true however, Phil's eyes and brain work at such a superhuman level that even the greatest chess A.I in the world can't hope to defeat him!

  • @zekeiwa5837
    @zekeiwa5837 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

    Remember, his content is positive and doesn't put anyone down. He doesn't go out of his way to be mean to people and he's changed and doesn't insult developers anymore, that was old Phil.
    Also, he exaggerates and plays a character named DSP who's different from Phil, but he is also honest and doesn't play a character like those famous paid shills, he's always honest and 100% himself

    • @arkhikun
      @arkhikun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      But if you disagree with him like "Seattle isn't full of crime I had a nice time" he'll attack you, verbatim, for contradicting him, and if you contradict him you should be a detractor

    • @mikefidborg1
      @mikefidborg1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sounds like a schizo psychopath to me. I'm still finding my pace with the MP and getting better but watching dsp makes me feel good about how I'm doing.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds good to me. You're just supposed to believe whatever lie fits the current situation he's trying to explain away to his favor, and if you remind him of claiming the complete opposite possibly just in the last 15minutes, you're banned. Accept the alternate reality DSP shills. No questions allowed. Drink the blue juice. Stay in the ranch. Do not interact with outsiders.

    • @witlessteam901
      @witlessteam901 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Actual brain aneurysm reading that, but it's the real state of this geezer's streams.

    • @samgoff5289
      @samgoff5289 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He really thinks when someone runs up behind him as he is trying to camp a spot it is thr games fault and also thinks if he fires first no matter how bad his aim is he should get the kill lmao

  • @girthbrooks9571
    @girthbrooks9571 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    ''Nothing I can do about any of this'' after sprinting full speed headed down a straight line of sight directly at the same guy who just killed him not 15 seconds prior.

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "DUDE HOW DID HE KILL ME?!" Dave says after ADSing at an enemy 2m away from him

    • @bulletghost3452
      @bulletghost3452 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@ohlawd6763 He will never understand the sprint to fire mechanic, like he thinks every gun should just draw like an SMG and blames it on lag or the game being "bad" LMAO.

  • @philovermyer6166
    @philovermyer6166 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    He has no concept that the other players have any autonomy and it's hilarious.

  • @soarta
    @soarta 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    MW3 has filled the void that SF6 left. Big ups Memology! 🙏

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      We eating good 🤜🤛

    • @alienated1350
      @alienated1350 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 We desperately need a massive compilation of nothing but Phil's excuses for why he just died.
      Stuff like @ 6:17 Like Phil, my guy. You clearly weren't around the corner, AND there was someone coming from each side, therefor it does not matter what side of the corner you were on, you were dead either way.

    • @KHETS_BROKEN_SCALE
      @KHETS_BROKEN_SCALE 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 Pigroach is too. Dents showered him.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    Phil's loadouts are some the funniest thing ever. The man has no idea what he's doing 😂

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I'd enjoy input from FPS players about loadout and ideal sets.

    • @karloskrimson2883
      @karloskrimson2883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I love how Phil deploys his shield oui in the open and then runs from it. Pro lvl FPS player

    • @andrewthorsten3809
      @andrewthorsten3809 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@karloskrimson2883when I used it for objective matches, sometimes I'd set it in a halfway so people had to climb over it, and I could shoot at them during the mounting animation. but yeah, don't just throw it in the middle of a giant sniper lane and run away.

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      slowest ads speed with hipfire laser 😂

    • @roundishcap
      @roundishcap 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      To be fair, he only tries to put the shield down in the worst possible locations and at the worst times.

  • @HomegirlKikimora
    @HomegirlKikimora 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    If there's one thing he's good at in CoD, is speed RQ'ing.
    It's like the one true muscle memory he has.

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He’s like LTG in SF6, dude has perfected quitting to dashboard when he’s getting his shit stomped in.

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Facts

    • @IntheBay85
      @IntheBay85 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Makes me cringe when he does that.

    • @RoflCopter726
      @RoflCopter726 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Only wings is quicker than him at RQ/dashboarding

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@deadexo-3 I always find the "go to dashboard so I don't see myself getting KOed" so completely pathetic. Like you still have to go back in game to see the victory/loss screen regardless xD

  • @perturbedxtirade7428
    @perturbedxtirade7428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    11:46 He wants people with real jobs to get fired while he's begging for money on streams? The self awareness of this man. He's so disconnected from reality.

  • @bennyblunto973
    @bennyblunto973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    10 years later he will say this was on purpose and he invented improve comedy

    • @shroudedenigma8607
      @shroudedenigma8607 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd be amazed if he lives another 10 years with all the daily Gin guzzling

  • @asura48
    @asura48 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    The fact that he genuinely thinks he always carry his team every single match is funny, sad, pathetic and completely delusional all at the same time

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Measiah complex, he thinks he’s an 1 manbaby army.

  • @jstring
    @jstring 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    It’s weird how the lag in any game he is playing always benefits his opponent, never him.

    • @jawsplays5016
      @jawsplays5016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      One of the times he was complaining about lag he had 7 ping lmao

  • @IntheBay85
    @IntheBay85 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Phil hitting an impressive 9 CPM (Complaints per minute) in this COD session, not bad!

    • @Thentavius
      @Thentavius 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      9 Whines Per Minute, if you will.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those are rookie numbers. He can do much better.

    • @ajworks5958
      @ajworks5958 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And only 2 snorts… great stuff 🥲

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Calling for people to be fired when you're using their hard work to make essy money while you're jobless is disgusting

  • @thatfunk
    @thatfunk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love when he complains about lag, yet you can see he has an 11ms ping in the top corner.

  • @SquilliamFancyson69
    @SquilliamFancyson69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Shoutout to Phil for somehow becoming more and more unwatchable by the day, which I didn't think was possible

    • @quintafox7582
      @quintafox7582 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Right? Even these clips of him are toxic enough for me to tap out sometimes now

    • @madnes1991
      @madnes1991 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He's very watchable just in the most backwards way possible 😂

    • @SquilliamFancyson69
      @SquilliamFancyson69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@quintafox7582 facts! it's getting difficult to watch him ironically now

  • @ThiagoHaomaru
    @ThiagoHaomaru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Hows 10ms an "inacturate connection"? he's legit just mumbling any shit he can at this point lmao

    • @miked237
      @miked237 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      His gin brain operates at 310ms.

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    These 'delay lobbies' he's complaining about are the legit lobbies. After quitting several times in a row the skill-based matchmaking notices he's lost five games in ten minutes and has a .1 K/D so it puts him in a lobby with bots and five years old. That's why Phil has noticed that quitting several times in a row will get him put in a 'good game.'

  • @judgeprime3730
    @judgeprime3730 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “I literally philled him wif bullets!”

  • @crushember3519
    @crushember3519 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Once again, Phil is calling for people to lose their jobs, during the holiday season no less!

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Just want to point out that it does make sense that he only spent 11hours in game time playing. Phil doesnt account for his time spent in the god damn main menu fucking around with loadouts and talking to the dents.

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It doesn't, in game only counts for time in game, not menus.

    • @Soulmakerc
      @Soulmakerc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@deathtrooper2048 yeah that's what I'm saying, half the time he's in the main menu looking at daily challenges or the shit he just unlocked rather than playing the game

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dude needs his proscription checked, enemies keep sprinting past him and he legit doesn't react.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I'll never understand how someone can play video games for *decades* as a "job" and still be bad at them. Imagine any other profession where you can make a living while being terrible, besides a politician.

    • @MysteriousAya
      @MysteriousAya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its a straight up refusal to self reflect or examine what he might have done different. He NEVER considers his actions as what is wrong. Not once. He doesnt review footage, kill cams, the position of the aiming reticle, the pattern of behavior he falls into, nothing.
      Its a clear sign of his narcissism.
      That in 15 years he has not once considered his own actions to be remotely in the wrong. There is no such thing as a good kill on Phil, its always something else.

    • @seventhson2151
      @seventhson2151 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MysteriousAya This. A ruthlessly competitive player will do all the above in a drive to improve. To DSP, he's already the best, he did everything right, he did nothing wrong... ever. So it's the games fault.

    • @MysteriousAya
      @MysteriousAya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@seventhson2151 Been watching Phil a long, long time. The man is never wrong in his mind, doesn't matter the situation. Even some narcissists will occasionally recognize something happened that they messed up on, but his is so engrained and part of who he is that it just won't happen with him.

  • @RandomGuyxd
    @RandomGuyxd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    what a chill, positive, fun, and meaningful stream

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Such a content curator!

    • @Raidxn96
      @Raidxn96 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @wong8706
    @wong8706 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    16:45 “I can’t fire straight, I can’t aim.”
    It’s called being drunk, Phil

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also not wearing glasses that he needs.

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also have tendencies to hold grudges against their dead aunt because she’s stopped helping to pay for their kahndo after she died

    • @razorbackroar
      @razorbackroar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahahhahahahhaha

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was the aunt in his khando the same aunt that gave him the gout?

    • @drlongcat5053
      @drlongcat5053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@angry_zergling Yes! 🤣

  • @kristianna1556
    @kristianna1556 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Where am I aiming you still haven't told me!

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Lol that ragequit with the quickness when he realized he was the final kill and would be forced to watch himself get bodied, along with everyone else on the teams 😂

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Phil is the type of player that SBMM exists for

    • @eriknewton4656
      @eriknewton4656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      and he still manages to screw it up that's the more hilarious part. even with the help he still fails and fucks up and its everyone else's fault but his. this guy is comedy gold even if its unintentional on his part

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      As much as I hate SBMM, I agree. You know Phil is in a really low bracket just by watching the enemy players. And yet he still manages to get facerolled by them

    • @Collier990RHCP
      @Collier990RHCP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The fact he has a positive KD sums it up. He’s so shit yet is positive

    • @MetatronAD
      @MetatronAD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is SBMM?

    • @Collier990RHCP
      @Collier990RHCP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MetatronAD skill based match making. Makes every match a sweat fest because in MW3 it’s turned up another level

  • @IIMoses740II
    @IIMoses740II 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    3:28 "Perfect accuracy, spraying everywhere!"
    Pick one, Phil...

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So I main snipers in gun games (since ME is an RPG).
      I call BS.

  • @SkrrtCobain21
    @SkrrtCobain21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I dont understand how Phil can play call of duty for like a decade and still not understand things like range, sprint to fire speed, flinch etc. Pro gamer over here xD

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Amazing how EVERY SINGLE GAME HE PLAYED EVER has input drops, lag, glitches, bugs and faulty controls. The most unlucky person ever 😞

  • @NNM-Maverick
    @NNM-Maverick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    bro is having his daily struggle.
    how is he this bad after playing games for so so many years?

    • @ViViDG
      @ViViDG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Plays games for a living, can barely play games. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @benleighton9013
      @benleighton9013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      because its phil

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ViViDGhe’s lucky TH-cam isn’t his boss getting ready for a performance review. Because he’d have been fired long ago.

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because the game isn't important, the money it makes is.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because DSP still thinks that he is the best player ever. So when he doesn't check his six, runs straight to a grenade or sucks at aiming then it cannot be his fault and instead it is the game!

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Imagine wanting people that likely make under 50k a year gone from their job because you lost at a video game.

  • @youdontknowmegigna
    @youdontknowmegigna 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Remember every time he tries to explain how he's matured and not at all the same person he was back when he used to insult the game and game developers? Remember?

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    @10:36 Phil gets 4th place at CoD EVO
    Justin Wong: "4th place doesnt get you anything..."

  • @Messatsu01
    @Messatsu01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He launches giant stones from his glass house but always goes on about how he doesnt do anything to garner people's ire.

  • @nixuniverse5240
    @nixuniverse5240 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I’ve mever played a COD game before, but dying and then literally running back to the place you keep dying over and over again doesn’t seem like the best idea.

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hes like one of those dolls that you pull a cord on and cope just spews out of it

    • @Nite-cq1fj
      @Nite-cq1fj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except, he's the one pulling the cord!

    • @MastaBroshiX
      @MastaBroshiX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Nite-cq1fj and he won't stop 😭

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Some manchild: "Not 0.87, that shoulda been 1.6! Hah hah...!"
    Everyone watching him: "Not $192, that shoulda been $5."

  • @DJDeeCee747
    @DJDeeCee747 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Phil reminds me of the kid who, when you "shot" them and you said you got em they'd say "Nuh uh! You missed! I'm bulletproof! I dodged"

  • @bannifilth
    @bannifilth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If they gave kill streaks for complaints he'd get a nuke every 10 seconds

  • @GREGFRAGS
    @GREGFRAGS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    why is he complaining about connection when the latency is quite literally on the screen?? who is he trying to fool hahaha

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When he played Halo, he claimed here and there that the ping isn't telling its real value.

    • @GREGFRAGS
      @GREGFRAGS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      believe Phil and not the talented game devs xddd

  • @the_og_tyrant
    @the_og_tyrant 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    if i get 1 penny every time he dies and explain what happened in every cod game i would buy myself a castle in dubai

  • @TheHeartlessAlchemist
    @TheHeartlessAlchemist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    **Thows a stun granade alerting the enemy of his presence**
    **Turns around and runs in the oposite direction**
    **Gets killed from behind**
    **Surprised Pikachu face**

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me and my mate were watching (we like having little youtube get togethers) and we both looked at each other dumbfounded at that part.
      Phil seriously did not see the hit marker or his brain didn't register it - guy is obviously so tilted and angered he cannot see the wood for the trees.

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL dude I couldn’t believe what I was watching.

  • @WeCareAlot4693
    @WeCareAlot4693 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    God the longer he goes, the longer his excuses get

  • @RyTheZombieGuy
    @RyTheZombieGuy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    it's funny how he's using the 16 month time of development for this game as an argument for this game only because he's ass at it lol

  • @Swymco
    @Swymco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He is right about losing more than a 1.00 w/l ratio because when you join a match in progress and lose it doesn't count.

  • @erronblack9771
    @erronblack9771 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dave bitching about getting sniped when he didn't show up on the thermal scope (running Cold Blooded or something similar), spawning in and immediately running into a semtex had me rolling.

  • @bobbydiesel6924
    @bobbydiesel6924 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The connection issue excuse is one of my favorites because of that one time he moved across the country in search of better internet. Somehow everyone else is able to perform but not Phil so if it’s lag it’s his own lag. It’s time to move again.

  • @toddbata8644
    @toddbata8644 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Well you see Phil they also count rage quits as a lose

  • @Masuo15
    @Masuo15 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Where the other hours go?" to literally every minute you spend outside of an actual match (break(s), opening/closing your windows, checking on the wife, menuing, waitneing for a match). You don't need to be a genius to figure it out and I dont even play this game; but sure Phil, your the professional...

  • @freewoo9218
    @freewoo9218 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    My favorite excuses are the ones where he says "are you shi**ing me, if I would have just fired my gun first I would have killed him"

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This dude pulled almost 200 bucks on this? That's depressing man.

    • @barrelrolltoday6051
      @barrelrolltoday6051 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's from the same 5 people every day. It was all gone 5 minutes after this stream anyway. Not depressing. Just pathetic.

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@barrelrolltoday6051yea, it’s just one day too, after this, he will be pleading, begging, and threatening to quit the games completely.

  • @mattwingert9297
    @mattwingert9297 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    God phill doesn’t know what k/d is or know the word spawn and also side note that hat makes phill look older then he is

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    How does nobody realize his excuses exist from game to game? It’s always some connection issue or his failure to understand game mechanics.

    • @rella.3505
      @rella.3505 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Everybody realises, the real question is how he doesn’t

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rella.3505 his dents don’t realize it either

  • @Ahri_
    @Ahri_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "I'm doing great!" 1.02 K/D ratio.
    "The gaeme is wrong, right? Peepul are saying, my K/D ratio is like... going to be awenest here... my guess... anyway probably 4.1."

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lmao he was the losing game kill

  • @supermugiboy
    @supermugiboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    8:29 if i'm not mistaken, the "playtime" clock only counts time spent in matches. Goes to show how much time he spends preaching to his chat instead of playing the game.

  • @wittledragon1314
    @wittledragon1314 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    imagine if a company kicked phil out with no exit pay and all that bs he just spit out...oh wait. One did and phil lost his shit, yet he wishes it on others? What a great guy.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    *WHAT A CHILL AND POSITIVE STEAM GUYS. IT'S LIKE BEING HUGGED BY A LITTER OF PUPPIES*

  • @eriknewton4656
    @eriknewton4656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i feel bad for the players stuck with phil on their team.

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A developer could literally build a game around Philburt and all his criticisms and skill issues and he'd still find something to complain about.

    • @captinsparklezremix
      @captinsparklezremix 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They already do. GOW Ragnarok was designed with Phil specifically in mind and he still complained so much and called the Devs lazy hacks and all that.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    *HE RAGEQUIT! OH MY GOD, HE RAGEQUIT!!*

  • @od1401
    @od1401 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love the way he impotently spams the a button or fight buttons when he's raging like a child.

  • @johnwalton8359
    @johnwalton8359 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He's making the biggest mistake - getting angry and tilted. When you start complaining and getting angry, you can't focus on playing the game and start playing poorly as a result.

  • @noided-
    @noided- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He really doesn't get how k/d works. Valedictorian for sure.

  • @lilsweeet0672
    @lilsweeet0672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I have no idea why firing everybody would fix every problem in phils mind.

  • @decorateddeerskull
    @decorateddeerskull 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His lack of self awareness is awe inspiring

  • @theMaster...
    @theMaster... 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ScamSideDave and the 2K Cat Scam will NEVER be forgotten...

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He needs to learn LTG's ragequit efficiency

  • @RadicalJawzFunnyMoments
    @RadicalJawzFunnyMoments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The moment you zoom in on Phil snorting gets me everytime XD

  • @HaikuOezu
    @HaikuOezu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Phil going SOPLAME thinking it means blow me in Spanish was fucking hysterical

  • @thelostradiant3953
    @thelostradiant3953 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder if detractors stream snipe Phil and throw his games, that would be hysterical.

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dents rewarding his toxicity.

  • @RobK-rl6sn
    @RobK-rl6sn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Damn dude the way this guy talks about these people he doesn't know is downright scummy. This guy is in for a bad time when he has to stand in front of his maker. I have complained about some choices and things developers have done but nothing like this guy. He is simply attacking their character and their work. When you can watch him play and see that he's not very good. He's just not a good person and karma is a b****. That's why this guy is secluded in his house and the only interaction he has with human beings is through a little chat box and who knows how many of them are even real people. That's got to be horrible way to live man

  • @iwuvu5940
    @iwuvu5940 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I hope dsp never leaves the internet, I get so many laughs watching him, it brightens my day

  • @majorkong2828
    @majorkong2828 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine being ndo103 and actually giving Phil 100$ for this kind of gameplay.. What the hell, man

  • @Jason-Samurai
    @Jason-Samurai 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He has never been more happy then at this point in his life. Lol

  • @RottenCheeseburger
    @RottenCheeseburger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dies in the middle of an opening, complains he was stuck in a corner. Makes sense

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Looks like the wage quit extortion worked. He got the vest.

  • @kryhcho
    @kryhcho 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love How EVERY TIME he dies there IS a excuse kkkkkkkkkk

  • @Crinale13
    @Crinale13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know it's bad even SBMM doesn't let Phil win

  • @jacktanguay8061
    @jacktanguay8061 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Phil at 40 has the same cod complaints I had at 15… mature adult gamer

  • @DauthEldrvaria
    @DauthEldrvaria 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes blame the developers when they get no choice in the matter!

  • @eriknewton4656
    @eriknewton4656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    phil gets shot by enemy player. also phil: How did i die?

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro got his shopping cart stolen in CoD today.

  • @liltiachan9694
    @liltiachan9694 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Props to phil for giving unlimited amount of salts everyday 🤣

  • @ShadrackMeduson
    @ShadrackMeduson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    take a shoot every time he says ''trash gameplay''

  • @DylanZ1201
    @DylanZ1201 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The real question is why does he keep rage quitting matches, expecting to do better in the next match?

  • @JMTCG
    @JMTCG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I blame turkey tom

  • @Thjrjrnem3kjen4brn
    @Thjrjrnem3kjen4brn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Of all of his cod takes I haven't heard a single that has any validity.

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Phil really doesn't understand the concept of flanking. In his mind if someone ends up behind him they must have just spawned there, it's impossible that they just ran there.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In no way defending him but I’m hearing the developers have f-Ed up this release and spawn killing is totally a thing right now in this game.

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't flanking like... shooter 101?
      My brother and I developed some good flank game in Gears.

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I see he's taking out his loss of 3 grocery bags on Activision 😂😂😂
    Seems the Dents fell for the raaaaaawbery saga lol he's hitting the tip goals again, or the dents are sucking up to Phil in hopes of getting preferential treatment for the Roooobocaaawp game giveaway

  • @Jesse_E5150
    @Jesse_E5150 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He's getting so heated over pub COD matches 😂

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wings and Dsp are secretly brothers.

  • @elec8101
    @elec8101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The moniker of The King of Hate never left, despite what Phil tries to say.

  • @nonfatalfonso
    @nonfatalfonso 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    philbert thinks hes fps_doug, but he aims for the chest instead of the head... boom body shot 🐖snort

  • @KrisLee2113
    @KrisLee2113 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Insane that he manages to use all the same excuses he uses in Fighting games. "THE LAGGY CONNECTION CAUSED THIS" "MY MOVES DIDNT COME OUT" Unbelievable. Lolol.

  • @henryposey6479
    @henryposey6479 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The addition of how much latency and packet loss right there on the HUD is a disaster for DSP. Every time he whines about his delayed reactions being the game's connection you can just look up and see 10ms. lmfao