DSP Insanely Toxic Stream Insulting Players, Whines About Low Viewership & Chat Acting Dead

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  • @blackmachine0058
    @blackmachine0058 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    "Online only!!"
    You'll never play offline so it doesn't even matter. 😂

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Exactly. Why the fuck is that the excuse? He's been playing online only for years. He never tried playing offline with a good player. How can he know what you can and can't do offline?

    • @ScruffsX
      @ScruffsX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@zrider100zanything to invalidate his losses will do in his mind

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If only Phil had any real life friends. 😂😂

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +378

    If only someone would play him offline, Phil would double perfect each time

    • @ugandantoad6616
      @ugandantoad6616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Jasper?

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Khet?

    • @ugandantoad6616
      @ugandantoad6616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Posidevv she's downstairs crying!

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Definitely 4th place if he goes to Evo

    • @BlueLightningSky
      @BlueLightningSky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Where's Viscant when you need him? A first to 10 and a boxing match. That's all you need.

  • @superweedenjoyer
    @superweedenjoyer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    It's wild that he won't even entertain the idea that it's his fault he's losing. And he says he's not a narcissist, lunatic

    • @Tatoebot
      @Tatoebot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Autism

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Seriously. I wish he could hear himself, I mean, really listen to what he says. "Did you see that?! Hahaha! You can't even do that. Literally, it's not even possible. You realize that, right? His connection, whatever kind of connection he has, 100% favors him doing this pattern and you can't stop the pattern. You see what I mean? The netcode.. his internet connection is so bad that the game just gives him things. For Free. That don't even work in the game." That Blanka bit was insane. He couldn't blame Blanka so it had to be the connection. It sure didn't look laggy.

    • @Tatoebot
      @Tatoebot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Autism

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As he stated in the intro, it is his fault sometimes but only 10-20% of the time. So he's only 80-90% perfect.

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ashleybrooke2087he said that 80% of the time is someone else's fault, the last 20% is nobody's fault and nothing he could do.

  • @wiggawha
    @wiggawha 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    DSP: *fails to make wife come*
    "CAN ONLY DO THIS ONLINE"

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Phil during the Incident: "I can't get it to come out!" #teamnoload

    • @MrHeem94
      @MrHeem94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Not his fault. He did nothing wrong.

    • @evelienthys6253
      @evelienthys6253 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's my aunt's fault...

    • @timculhane625
      @timculhane625 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Technically it's spelled CUM. But thank you you are right. PHILIP BURNELL a man

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      "It's cuz my mom helped me stroke until I was like 16"

  • @Dende8981
    @Dende8981 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    He really is incapable of admitting that a loss is his fault.
    Who is he trying to fool but himself?

    • @videosgamering6045
      @videosgamering6045 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It’s hilarious to watch in real time because the first few matches he was playing against some pretty bad players and smashing them and you can see how different his attitude is. Then the moment he gets hit with a nice combo and he knows he’s outmatched the excuses start pouring out rapidly .

    • @pipehelix5776
      @pipehelix5776 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Time it when he gets hit and when he starts complaining about what happened, it's like he is more prepared to bitch about perfectly avoidable situations than actually having his head on the game for a bit

    • @DocYAYAYA
      @DocYAYAYA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      nothing is his fault... its his parents, its the helicopter company, its his tax man, its machinima, its twitch, its youtube, its trolls, its PandaLee, its the game, he done everything correct

  • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
    @ladyrendarkstrider2398 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    His resolution of him not being toxic in SF6-Objective Failed.

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Quelle surprise.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Whoa. Who saw that coming? 😮 😂

    • @NinBendo1
      @NinBendo1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That’s because *their* connection is bad and only HE feels the lag! Yep! That’s it! Not his fault!!1!11!1!11!!!1

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Its those cannon brothers dood! They cheated him! UNEARNED!

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It'll be reinstated when Mike Clum is there. Phil will suddenly be the perfect gentleman, level-headed and reasonable.

  • @madphantompixels6478
    @madphantompixels6478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    He gets more and more pathetic every single day.

    • @timculhane625
      @timculhane625 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      If we think our lives suck we should really watch more Philip Burnell.Thank you Mr.Burnell

    • @finnwinn1438
      @finnwinn1438 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@timculhane625 he really does make me feel better about myself. Not only as a player, but as a human being.

    • @yungwelfare3394
      @yungwelfare3394 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@finnwinn1438he is unironically the cure to depression

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't know if I agree with this. He's been pretty good at keeping a pretty consistent level of pathetic going for a long time now.

    • @Courageous91
      @Courageous91 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's a perpetual motion machine of pathetic.

  • @bew6332
    @bew6332 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    the rollback netcode argument still astonishes me. we need top players to start calling this guy out more

    • @Banzaiguy15
      @Banzaiguy15 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're all in on the conspiracy. Every player in the fgc has been paid off by Big Rollback to gaslight the population into thinking Phil sucks

    • @Krudey09
      @Krudey09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Thats the thing, they have. Way back in the day when rollback netcode was just a concept Phil went on SRK and complained about “dropped inputs” and “lag” that no one else was having. Because of his lies (and the fact no one liked him) he was banned from the forum. In reality he hates it because 1- its not the same as offline play (and never will be, its impossible) and 2- he hates the guy who made it and has since the early 2000’s.
      But hey, we should all listen to the wisdom of a one time fourth place EVO “champion” right?

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Top players have got better things to do than acknowledge pigroachs existence.

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Krudey09 None of his problems would be solved by offline play anyway, he just reacts too late and cannot for the life of him learn to adapt to anything

    • @Krudey09
      @Krudey09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Kalulosu You make a valid point, he has the reflexes of a dead cat and his brain is fried from all the gin... but he was making the same excuses back in the arcade cabinet days when he was the "walking ATM"

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    This a good example of what happens when you remove all human contact from your life.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yep. Doesn't help that he was an alien to begin with.

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I love how he gets steamrolled by blanka and finally sees what a bullshit character he really is

    • @hurricanemixer
      @hurricanemixer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You think Blanka is bullshit? Bro, learn the matchup…

    • @MudchopX
      @MudchopX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Top tier dood, unless Phil is playing

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    it's truly stunning how fucking little he understands how this game works

    • @ScruffsX
      @ScruffsX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Those punish counter butt slams into complete silence are hilarious

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Its amazing Mike Clum even has the opportunity to making a documentary, to this vaneered hermit. Im looking forward to phil's echochambered rants about how mike clum wronged him 😂

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Unless he gets into the snortfort with candid photos/recordings of the place and his horse, it won't be worth watching.

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ForeverLaxxif it’s anything like boogies doc then i’m gonna have yo disagree.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@leradmuiel7634 Clearly you have no concept of the level of paranoia and demand for control Phil possesses. Shame.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@ForeverLaxxI don't know if he can infiltrate the snort fort but apparently they've met in person

    • @dangilbertson592
      @dangilbertson592 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      "And that Mike Clum guy was a total morahn, never gave me a chance to tell my side of the story (snort), and during that interview he totally dropped my input so I couldn't hide my gacha game addiction. I need that money to pay my rent at the start and the end of the month!"
      -The Pigroach.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Game: running perfectly
    Phil: YOU SEE THAT LAG!?

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Phil is like those self-proclaimed martial arts "masters" who step into a ring for the first time and instantly get knocked out. 🤣

    • @Vangror
      @Vangror 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except even they are better because they at least have the balls to fight in real life. Not this squealing pig though. Always talking about offline play, yet never putting his money where his mouth is

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The Steven Segal of FGC

    • @videosgamering6045
      @videosgamering6045 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kingrainbow5432😂😂😂

    • @soHatey
      @soHatey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Black belt in Shit Fu

    • @Im_Mr_Cole
      @Im_Mr_Cole 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠@@kingrainbow5432lmfao yes. Exactly. Phil Segal.

  • @professorpenne9962
    @professorpenne9962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    6:35 let's all give phil a seal clap. the man has changed for the better and doesn't think about stereotypes anymore 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I'm more disgusted about the fact that he got wrecked 4-1 against that Chun, when he won that one time he ran away and acted megasmug like he just beat her 5-0.

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ACK ACK ACK

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@pvblivscornelivsscipioHe has to feel better about himself somehow. 😂

    • @herosshade2247
      @herosshade2247 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can see it now.
      "No dood, it was because he owns a restaurant, that's why I made that joke! Look, Chun even said it in her win quote. You're the racist one for pointing out that Asians eat fish and rice!"

    • @majorquack3900
      @majorquack3900 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Its the same thing when he scrubbed out a win against Gojitenks after getting bodied for countless matches and said " See you in Lagville! BYEBYE!" He has so much malice he cant contain it. He'll never change.

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Ahnline only kahmbo, ahnline only kahmbo, can't do anything

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      you can hear him hitting buttons, he did everything correct

    • @Mattos77
      @Mattos77 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nothing he could do

    • @badluck3850
      @badluck3850 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly, that reminded me on Boogies tantrum while speaking with Muta (on RTU's stream). In the end all lolcows are the same.

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can't wait for the doc to drop and show Phil getting his ass kicked when he tried to trash talk like this IRL.

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Flo chart pattern play with a lag switch omg dood

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    I love how he always acts like Lag ONLY effects him, if it was actually lagging the other person would feel it too

    • @SleepyDonnnn
      @SleepyDonnnn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I mean with how little he uses his brain it probably is imaginary lag that affects him only

    • @Valentineishere
      @Valentineishere 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah like the ms shown is for both right? idk cause i dont play street fighter but it would make no sence that 1 of the two has lag

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ping absolutely affects both players in all fighting games that aren't peer to peer. The game clients have to communicate with the server, and lag on one side affects the other. Hell, his whining about "AHNLINE PLAY" or whatever is dumb as fuck, with rollback it actually plays like if you were offline. He's just too dumb and proud to admit he sucks.@@Valentineishere

    • @jimiace9797
      @jimiace9797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But the Brazilians are use to their lag and have adapted to it

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude is a moron. I play monster hunter multiplayer with people across the world and rarely have lag or connection issues so it's not capcoms fault.

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    Blames it on the lag, blames it on the controller, blames it on anything but himself.

    • @AssDust
      @AssDust 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      that's narcissism, baby

    • @Robotnik19
      @Robotnik19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

    • @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf
      @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      U watched the vid too huh genius congratz

    • @poxylandgamesers959
      @poxylandgamesers959 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can't even blame cross play for Li either haha

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    It's going to be hilarious when he buys tekken8 and gets absolutely bodied and drops it faster than mk1

  • @GlamRockSydney1987
    @GlamRockSydney1987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    So my boyfriend got me this game for Christmas and it literally plays gorgeously online, and it's not like we've got the craziest wifi plan either. I haven't had a single issue with lag.

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      With the technology we have these days, having stuff the way he describes makes no sense. No one would ever even bother with the game or playing online

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      You don’t have those gunner glasses on, that make it able for Phil to witness events that are so insignificant & trivial, a regular person couldn’t see, or comprehend the elite brain sight Phil has.. he sees the ghost lag, you can’t, you’re wrong, he’s not.

    • @juanertizer
      @juanertizer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because you don't have 2 separate "business class" internet lines, you are causing the game to lag for phil, you selfish troll.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Obviously your internet just favors you. Everyone you face is getting their inputs dropped because as we all know, if you have crappy internet the game works great for you at all times.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Im sorry but where did you place at evo on a broken port? I think philip knows better.

  • @hollyinhell
    @hollyinhell 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    It's beyond annoyed and almost unbearable to watch. I couldn't imagine watching such a miserable streamer.

    • @Dualshockdude
      @Dualshockdude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I only watch TIHYDP. They make his cahntent more tolerable.

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I can literally only tolerate it if it's either x2 speed for a long video .5 if it's short, so it distorts his horrible voice enough. Or someone actually entertaining is talking over him.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    For someone who hasn't played offline in over a decade, he sure is a master of offline.

  • @oilfan9445
    @oilfan9445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    He really has no idea what an "online warrior" actually is and just loves to say whatever he thinks sound like a good diss or burn.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It's especially funny cause philbert is the definition of online warrior in every way.

    • @oilfan9445
      @oilfan9445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true 😂@@StationaryBeggar

  • @zrider100z
    @zrider100z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    20:55 yeah, 15 hit combo. He never hit you legitimate. The Internet just gave him a combo.

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dude, how else could he have been beaten? Especially when he's doing top tier combos like jab jab jab headbutt. That's REAL skill

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Eidlones he just doesn't use online tactics like parry, break throw, combo. If you combo then you pattern play. You can't pattern play. You should mix up, jab and headbutt and when they don't suspect it - headbutt and jab.

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    21:30 - Am I hearing this right? Phil's been saying that his opponent's BAD internet connection is giving him the unfair advantage?
    Someone make this make sense.
    Please.

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      What are you? Some kind of morahn? Everyone knows, if you have a bad connection, it's the reason he loses. If you have a good connection, it's also the reason he loses. Capcom somehow had to save all these pattern-playing scrubs from the obliteration they would be handed courtesy of Dave, so they invented a netcode that specifically targets only his connection.
      It's only when the connection is just right, down to the exact 1/1000th of a second, that Dave can absolutely perceive, that his skill then justly wins the day. You would be a real dummy if you thought there was any reality in which he would otherwise ever lose a round.

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      His ego must be the most fragile Thing on the planet.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dende8981 Sadly... I think that's the case.

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Phil is a great example of the dangers of not being self reflective or even being able to laugh at yourself, cause otherwise you turn into a Dsp and no one wants to be a Dsp.

    • @publiccrown2382
      @publiccrown2382 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Remember! No one wants to be a DSP!

    • @grogwire
      @grogwire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@publiccrown2382I had forgotten. Thank you.

  • @MoxieCatte
    @MoxieCatte 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Well he slipped up and called someone an 'idiot', guess that means we've broken the vow of non-toxicity and all it took was 5 days. 😹

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Why is he calling people “online warriors”? It’s very pathetic for an insult.

    • @Jonfgc
      @Jonfgc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He is literally an online warrior

    • @DarldDale
      @DarldDale 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      His regarded ass thinks that it's an insult when he hasn't played and offline match in over a decade. Anything dsp says is always projection.

    • @BroneOppa
      @BroneOppa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well imagine someone with no friends who only plays online and abuses things that work all the way to master
      Wait a min...

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Doesn't Maximillian call his series The Online Warrior?

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Soooo what was that about trying to be less toxic during SF6 streams in 2024, there, Phil?
    Guess the key word was "try".

  • @dramacelcia
    @dramacelcia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    He lost to a rookie dhalsim 5-2 btw.

    • @jorgerosario3308
      @jorgerosario3308 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And also dsp lost against begginer jp

  • @ResonantJustice
    @ResonantJustice 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Big ups to Chun-Li_Forever for triggering the Pig Roach into salt overload!

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      dude literally makes Chun Li look top tier its crazy.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@JoeyCentral she....is top tier

    • @johnh.9230
      @johnh.9230 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *PIG-ups

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah i seen Chun-Li Forever in battle hub alot she is a goated player

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@V2ULTRAKill no she isn’t . Ken, JP, and Luke are far better r

  • @akbossk5317
    @akbossk5317 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Hearing Phil talk about online only stuff like it’s the old days is hilarious

    • @Seama327
      @Seama327 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It reminds me of that Honda player that trolled him in sf4 😂

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    At first it was cringe, now it's just sad, he will never change

  • @georgedavidson957
    @georgedavidson957 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The man is just sad but it was nice to see blanka played properly for a change.

  • @elec8101
    @elec8101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Undeserved win. I refuse to acknowledge any of Phil's "wins" as legit, because if he calls out other players for an "undeserved win", then it's only fair we treat his "wins" as fake.

    • @DarldDale
      @DarldDale 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Especially with how mad he got when people told him is 4th place Evo win wasn't valid because of the janky port.
      He got so mad at them and is now projecting things that hurt him onto others in hopes that it hurts them as much as it hurt him. But they can't hear him, so it really doesn't matter. It's just funny to everyone else.

    • @TheShoguneagle
      @TheShoguneagle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A good chunk of the FGC players boycotted that particular EVO for that reason. So even Phil’s 4th place was sandbagged.

  • @MrHeem94
    @MrHeem94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    So instead of toxic we got subtle racism. Refreshing change of pace, Phil.

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    what even is an online only combo, like DSP ever blocks anything. That blankka was probably wondering if someone's little sibling was playing street fighter that day. It is funny his new years goal of being less toxic to players lasted less than a week.
    That blankka also had super clean execution, probably would do ok in a local tournament if they don't get flustered.

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      DSP claims some combos he's at the receiving end of can't work in local multiplayer because, after all, local doesn't rely on rollback netcode.

    • @SuperShado101
      @SuperShado101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@shis1988 it's funny because you can literally see at the top "D: 0F R: 0F"
      the experience is literally identical to an offline match

    • @myleycostanzas5264
      @myleycostanzas5264 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The “online only” combos chun li was delivering, but notice he placed his camera over the hit counter in the video. Claiming he “couldnt block” yeah sir bc its a combo

  • @wildudyr
    @wildudyr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This Blanka player looks so smooth compared to DSPs Blanka ball spam. He would never acknowledge that though

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    20:00 "WHAT THE HELL I DIDN'T ATTACK" as the game shows Counter Hit.

  • @erichenry6356
    @erichenry6356 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "offline that doesn't work!" How the fuck would you know anything about offline SF6 Phil? You stopped playing offline like 15 years ago.
    Probably forcing Kat and Jasper to play with him, money matches of course.

  • @eb6510
    @eb6510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    it's always weird to me that he calls these things "online tactics" when 1. He's never played the game offline before and 2. You can literally find footage from offline events of players doing this stuff.
    Also, I find it interesting how he never queues into online from training mode, or even to lab certain things after a match. It's a minor thing, but his unwillingness to lab is part of the reason he's not really improved much in the past twenty years. Meanwhile, I just hit Masters and I feel myself improving every day. Maybe I'll run into Phil one day on ranked, eh?

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have a whole ass notebook and phil cant even hit the lab once

    • @eb6510
      @eb6510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@V2ULTRAKill it's not even like you really need to do a whole lot. Surely he has the free time to simply watch a few replays or combo videos for the characters he plays. He blocked a whole DP in this video and only got like 15% of the Ken's healthbar off it, even though he had full Drive and SA3 stocked.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eb6510 i may not play sf anymore
      But i would drop in immediately and half health a ken meterless on cammy after a dp whiff

    • @eb6510
      @eb6510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@V2ULTRAKill I don't play Honda at all but I'm pretty sure he could've just done 5HP into headbutt or OD Hands into SA3 for like 50%. It's not exactly a rocket science punish

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eb6510 5hp dr 5hp dr 5hp H hands SA3 wouldve done some big numbers if he had the drive gauge for it

  • @SlamHannigan
    @SlamHannigan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "That wouldn't work offline" Phil how on earth would you know? You haven't played a fighting game in-person in years. You barely leave the house!!

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    DSP is the only person I know of who complains about someone doing the same thing repeatedly in a fighting game.

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s funny because he himself has admitted multiple times to learning patterns from top pro players 😂 yet claims he’s not a pattern player

  • @finnwinn1438
    @finnwinn1438 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Online only!"
    - only plays online.
    Its messed up that only his version of the game doesnt let you throw tech or react to d.i.

  • @MajorSquiggles
    @MajorSquiggles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    For a man who has literally never played this game offline, he is an absolute expert at offline only play.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He played the singleplayer. So he has technically played it offline. Of course, I know you mean VS offline, which he hasn't done, but please clarify before posting something like that again.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Game: Pings 1+/-
    *PHIL: "YOU GUYS SEE THAT LAG?!?!?"*

  • @GaryGG
    @GaryGG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The online/offline cope is insane. Ive never once seen this man play offline since before sf4

  • @liquidbiden
    @liquidbiden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lol I play with chun li forever , I gotta let him.know how far off the deep end he sent Phil.

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Remember when he said he wasn't gonna be toxic on SF6?

    • @romanv5457
      @romanv5457 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah...'snorts'

    • @marlon8095
      @marlon8095 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @prietito1742
    @prietito1742 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That blanka was not lagging he got destroyed hard lmao

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mike Clum needs to setup an AFHHLINE MAAHTCH for Phil to lose at. In fact that whole doc needs to be an intervention.

  • @Breeze-kw7ry
    @Breeze-kw7ry 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Him blaming low viewership on the game is next level cognitive dissonance

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because he firmly believes it's the game, not the person that makes streams/videos entertaining. It's quite sad.

  • @lilacbookshelf1909
    @lilacbookshelf1909 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The blanka set is a perfect example of Phil just never labbing. He has no concept of practicing tech so when he sees it he doesn’t think it’s real. The idea that he doesn’t know everything about Blanka doesn’t enter into his head.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He thinks he knows better than everyone else and he thinks he doesn't have the time because he set a schedule that screams "I'm a workaholic" and sticks to it for... some reason.

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, Phil would take the gold.

  • @ScumDogMF
    @ScumDogMF 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    16:16 his distorted troll laughs are absolutely hysterical

  • @OfficialWRX
    @OfficialWRX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m friends with Chun li forever. They are not trash he’s just really bad 💀

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a Chun-Li main, it's very tricky to land that split kick on the way down and do it on reaction. It's much more reliable to do it in the air.
    It's not a Hail Mary, idk what his obsession is with the term. Is it what he says every night asking God to forgive him? 🤣

  • @Diyomaro
    @Diyomaro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    O N L I N E
    O N L Y
    C O M B O S ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
    This man’s power of excuses is on some next level sh!t

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    That Blanka tore his ass up🤣

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fillup loved feeling those bwlue bwlanka bwalls up close.

  • @TheMoskibear
    @TheMoskibear 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love how the old phil returns to his classic toxic self as soon as he plays this game. He's toxic nowadays too but it hits different.

  • @zrider100z
    @zrider100z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    12:20 now he complains that the enemy has a jump button and he can use that to dodge. What the fuck is the problem?!

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't forget this is the same guy who likes to yell "RANDOM JUMP!!". Like there's only certain times you're allowed to jump during a match.

  • @nickthelaststand
    @nickthelaststand 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Phil playing FGC pro: "oh no please don't beat me I'm not ready bro "seal laugh and clap good match man really good player the game worked perfectly no lag what so ever"
    Phil playing randoms : "DOOD this game is catering to bad players and lag is helping him pattern players DOOD"
    Phil just has to admit some players are better than him and put more time into the game. Phil however won't admit that he not that guy and he isn't a top tier player but him admitting to that would be when hell freezes over even then he probably still won't admit it

  • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
    @austin9568AuraMasterDX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That Blanka exposed Phil for the Trash Blanka player he is.

  • @ThunderWolfXIII
    @ThunderWolfXIII 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    New Year’s resolution didn’t even last a week 😂😂😂

  • @Onikage1985
    @Onikage1985 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    DSP he's called Dhalsim not Doll-seam.

  • @eugenekrabs2403
    @eugenekrabs2403 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Funny how Phil will shit talk people who beat him once & just leave, yet he does the exact same thing against that Chun-Li player after he gets a singular win against them

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His ''online only, this crap wont fly offline'' makes absolutely no sense. How would he know? He hasnt played offline against a living person in over a decade, if anything he should be good with the amount of online experience, but fill isnt good at anything

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That chun li player lives rent free in his thick head.

  • @oldmatejohnno
    @oldmatejohnno 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    WHY AM I TOXIC?!

  • @dramacelcia
    @dramacelcia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That blanka is just so much better why cant he ever accept that???? Unreal man

  • @bkim412
    @bkim412 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sounds like a person that enjoys playing video games.

  • @josukehigashikata7769
    @josukehigashikata7769 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Well the New year's resolution is already gone

  • @Flindo911
    @Flindo911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Remember when he said he wouldn’t insult his opponent anymore?

  • @liljon2137.
    @liljon2137. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    God this conspiracy shit is hilarious. "He has made it a certain way in internet..." fuckin lol Phil. The logic of "This guy doesn't understand the fundamentals, I do!" Well if someone has such a higher understanding of the game, that person should figure out a way to beat the person who knows nothing. But Phils brain operates in a way that he always comes out on top and he cannot fathom that type of logic

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He makes himself out to be this tragically good person that suffers from an unfathomable misfortune 24/7. It's almost like he never stopped being an edgy teenager. Because only a sad excuse of a human would come up with that and seriously stick to that "story".

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That Chun Li was mixing him the FUCK up and he blamed it all on online…pathetic. 100% he wouldn’t have been aware offline either. New attitude btw

  • @elitefourfay4712
    @elitefourfay4712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That Blanka is one of the best Blankas in tbe FGC, Phil will never stand a chance lol

  • @NotTheGrimmReaper
    @NotTheGrimmReaper 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OMg that fking Blanka, i loved every second of that he beat Dave like a fucking drum, King if you ever see this, you're a legend lmao

  • @Rascarrr
    @Rascarrr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can't react online! Except for my opponents. They can always react online like programmed robots! Durrrrrrr *wipes away drool*

  • @AngusLeftovers
    @AngusLeftovers 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The first 10 seconds already pissed me off… like why is he complaining about online… THATS ALL YOU DO. Bruh. Someone please disconnect this guys internet privileges

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No shock Phil still acts like this, despite his resolution. A leopard can’t change his spots.

  • @henryposey6479
    @henryposey6479 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dsp is so lame. He gets beat clean four times in a row. Gets a lucky wakeup super win then leaves while bragging about taking the win streak lmfao. Dude literally acts like a spoiled younger brother

  • @sorinsilverheart3200
    @sorinsilverheart3200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love how he spams headbutt pount blank and is genuinely surprised when people jump over and punnish the long end lag

    • @drattyg8099
      @drattyg8099 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Smells like smash player in here... That's called "recovery" in fighting games.

    • @sorinsilverheart3200
      @sorinsilverheart3200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@drattyg8099 I played a little bit of SC6 but that's about it

    • @sanicboi9187
      @sanicboi9187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@drattyg8099end lag and recovery are the same exact thing

    • @VoidWanderer92
      @VoidWanderer92 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@drattyg8099 you knew what he meant

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    HAHA! So when DSP is all out of excuses specifically during the Blanka match up he simply resorts to saying he/she is doing things that aren't possible in-game. Just accept the loss and move on. No one thinks you're good at SF or any fighting game regardless of what you do or say.

  • @Cell2677
    @Cell2677 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    14:45 I love hearing how salty this man-child gets when someone is better than him at "his character"

  • @MechaSonicFan01
    @MechaSonicFan01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm so happy when he gets perfected cause I'm excited to see how the "Laugh" clip is edited

  • @KrimsonKB
    @KrimsonKB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well that didn't last long.
    To the shock of nobody.

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    O Drop Frames. O Rollback Frames. 44ms Connection
    Phil: AHNLINE ONLY KAHMBO!

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This man has never played this game offline, how the hell does he know its 'Online Only'? Lol

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Couldn't even last a week. Truly a loathesome goblin

  • @snoozeflu
    @snoozeflu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What was with that "go eat fish and rice" comment?

  • @sgttv8797
    @sgttv8797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Phil acting like hes some offline expert. tell me something ,how often is Phil playing other players offline ?

  • @eojj14
    @eojj14 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jaxx Cuxxor with the $25 as usual

  • @ringe1008
    @ringe1008 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    a truly chill stream from Pig Master Burnell

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bro ure never playing offline again, just stop

  • @TheB0neD0ct0r
    @TheB0neD0ct0r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Khet leaving because Phil can't control his anger over a video game would be hilarious and fitting

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    AWHNLYNE OWNLEE AWHNLYNE OWNLEE KAYUNT REACKTUH
    You can't react because you're slow, DSP. You shouldn't even be "reacting" anyway; you should be predicting.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Funniest part is he's like 0-15 to that Chun at this point, and when he finally gets his 1 win (at 3rd round, one hit from dying, via reversal CA), the amount of smug and bragging is unreal. And then he leaves the set on his one win. That is the most bitch-made shit possible.

  • @Goyo__1
    @Goyo__1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lmao lag at 40-46 ms ping mhm suuuure and then accuses of breaking the game of how its all online and wouldn't work offline? How would he know he never practices/play offline or goes outside 😂😂

  • @Astrokittens
    @Astrokittens 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whens the last time he played a fighting game offline. 2010? Like brother you have to adapt to the game mode youve been exclusively playing for like 15 years

  • @Ocho132
    @Ocho132 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why does he keep saying "online only combo" like he has played in any offline scenario this past decade? Or am I wrong in saying that

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s a tard and his viewers never question him.