Steve Harvey is terrible with women

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12315

    please take a look at the description and check out the cool women creators i talked about in the video!!!!!!!! women are cool/good!!!!!!!!! 👍

    • @robmcnall928
      @robmcnall928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hi Gus!

    • @icarusXIV
      @icarusXIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ok

    • @robmcnall928
      @robmcnall928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How’s it going?

    • @clairelaws317
      @clairelaws317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      Sorry, I don’t believe in women. They’re like aliens, or good TH-cam content. Not real.

    • @CalibSmith
      @CalibSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Done!

  • @-scotty-6321
    @-scotty-6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13189

    This man really just said “I don’t have any female friends because I wouldn’t be able to resist cheating on my wife”

    • @gabrieltiq412
      @gabrieltiq412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Gotta respect it

    • @rhinoblessnyc8324
      @rhinoblessnyc8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ☺🤫Mistress don't count 🤔

    • @catlady4858
      @catlady4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

      @@j.hurlock Sinners don't get friends, JACOB.

    • @JBSauce
      @JBSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@j.hurlock Other bisexuals?

    • @BillyMinnow
      @BillyMinnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@JBSauce Ummm... I think you missed the joke???
      ....
      ?

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5197

    help i am actually stuck inside of the wall and all i can hear is gus yelling about WOMEN???

    • @leroybrown5726
      @leroybrown5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Oh hey Sabrina

    • @gustoonz
      @gustoonz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

      get out of my wall

    • @joshuarobert2004
      @joshuarobert2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Women... boy amiright aha uptop

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      How do you feel about Gus saying your channel name backwards??

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sabrina abelina well aren’t you guys a treasure.

  • @blazingblade013
    @blazingblade013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13690

    I like how he's holding himself at knifepoint and his shirt says "help".

  • @ea-tr1jh
    @ea-tr1jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    A womans opinion:
    Honestly a lot of the sexist things he says don't even just demean women... he's putting down his own sex by implying that men aren't capable of holding back sexually and they are like these animalistic hypersexual beasts who aren't capable of interacting with women in platonic ways (without having romantic/sexual intentions).

    • @seeeds4702
      @seeeds4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      I think he is a creep who likes to justify it by pretending all men are also creeps. As a man it realy annoys me.

    • @ea-tr1jh
      @ea-tr1jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@seeeds4702 I noticed watching family feud that when the question is about women, he will often focus most on and enjoy most the answers that are about a woman's body. And when the question is about men, if an answer is given that he deems not "manly" enough or something he thinks a man would never do (like an answer that does the opposite of objectifying a woman) he will make fun of the answer for being "wrong". Very creepy

    • @maryedmonds4350
      @maryedmonds4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Patriarchy hurts everyone

    • @samhagel6189
      @samhagel6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he's just one more guy telling guys (like me) what i should and shouldn't be doing

    • @thegreenestofmachines
      @thegreenestofmachines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think I figured out the problem. Most guys are ok, but the bad ones (like Steve) are louder. Some women see the bad ones, and think that all men are like that. These women then say foolish things, which scare some of the guys who haven’t picked a side onto the bad side.

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    "Just fake a seizure - but that doesn't always work."
    *The implication.*

    • @gizmodobaggins7040
      @gizmodobaggins7040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Jacob Furrow *steve Harvey having a seizure for the third time on the same date* “Steve I know you’re faking it!”

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@gizmodobaggins7040 I think they mean that insinuates that someone else had/faked a seizure and??? Steve Harvey??? Still had sex with them????/wanted to

    • @jaheriawilson19
      @jaheriawilson19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it was so painful and cringey to watch him say that, like it was supposed to be funny... but it wasn't 🤢

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      that whole "speech" was all about ignoring someone's refusal and it's scary as fuck he said that with an audience w no consequences.

    • @chrisoberg6888
      @chrisoberg6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Harvey was the OG of the DENNIS system

  • @Tesla_Death_Ray
    @Tesla_Death_Ray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    "men cheat because so many women are willing to cheat with them". Y'know, keeping your marriage on track isn't their job. It's yours.

    • @ldallas8315
      @ldallas8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Fo real. What a bizarre answer. Like, of course cheaters cheat with people who are either okay with or unaware of them cheating. That doesn’t explain why YOU are okay with cheating. Seems like pathological cheater Steve Harvey is trying to offload the guilt of his long history of cheating on his wives onto literally anyone but him lmao. What a sad dude honestly. He can’t even acknowledge what kind of person he is

    • @HauntingTheChapel89
      @HauntingTheChapel89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Both parties are responsible. Not just 1.

    • @Tesla_Death_Ray
      @Tesla_Death_Ray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@HauntingTheChapel89 The two parties responsible for the integrity of a marriage are the husband and wife.

    • @marinasunshine4517
      @marinasunshine4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Also like…a lot of married men hide the face that they’re married from the women they cheat with. (Or lead then on by clamming they’ll leave their wives for them).

    • @SLashafrass
      @SLashafrass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yet he's the one that can't be friends with a woman cuz he'll cheat on his wife

  • @GambitsEnd
    @GambitsEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    Steve Harvey is a perfect example of people confusing self confidence for wisdom. Just because he speaks with confidence doesn't make what hes saying good.

    • @shippo4ever101
      @shippo4ever101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Didn't think of it like that before

    • @driathunderwolf677
      @driathunderwolf677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I mean, that's how people get scammed by motivational speakers, quick cash schemers, and timeshare companies.

    • @robertduluth8994
      @robertduluth8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jordan Peterson in a nutshell

    • @bridawg24
      @bridawg24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And AOC

    • @br2485
      @br2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how people talk online too.

  • @veryconfused967
    @veryconfused967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    I’m a lesbian and I can’t tell you how many girls think a similar way, after I came out none of the girls would even talk to me for fear of me getting a crush on them despite the fact that I already have a girlfriend, and I made it blatantly obvious that I was not interested

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Cant have any women friends as a guy, those are the rules because of the sex thing, you know? But, I'm bi... so can't have any guy friends either. Oh shit, this whole not being straight thing sucks.

    • @jenniferl.8111
      @jenniferl.8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Right? My sister came out as bi to her friends, and I kid you not, 3 of them said "do you have a crush on me??"

    • @thelifeofanintrovert1505
      @thelifeofanintrovert1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I don’t get why ppl think that you can’t have preferences or an emotional connection before feeling romantic potential?? Like obviously ur not attracted to everyone from a gender. Even if u find someone attractive you can still not be attracted to someone. It’s like how u can tell if ur parents are good looking or not without feeling any animosity

    • @brokatarofficial
      @brokatarofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      unfortunately not a lot of people know what it's like because they've never been exposed to that life or those feelings, so they make assumptions and fear the unknown. I hope your friends learn better and get past those fears.

    • @dorkusmaximus5765
      @dorkusmaximus5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This might be an intrusive question, but I’ve noticed that lesbians normally have a lot more dude friends than lady friends. Do you think this is why?

  • @CaptainIcebeard
    @CaptainIcebeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3070

    Steve is a bad human being, and instead of trying to become a better man, he tries to convince the world all men are as bad as he is, so he'll seem less bad.

    • @_--9286
      @_--9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Yep, trying to pull everyone down to his level. I didn't know this side of Steve Harvey until i saw this video sadly. Im surprised he hasn't been cancelled yet

    • @stinkygoose666
      @stinkygoose666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very well put

    • @channynene7242
      @channynene7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is painfully spot-on.

    • @andrewedwards8137
      @andrewedwards8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _-- don’t let this one video sway your opinion

    • @CaptainIcebeard
      @CaptainIcebeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@andrewedwards8137 What do you mean? Are you saying he is a decent man who just can't stop saying awful things?

  • @seekingeudaimonia6884
    @seekingeudaimonia6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    As for the sports, he is criticizing women for not liking sports, then he is getting upset when women are trying to learn and be interested in sports, by asking questions to understand something the partner loves.

    • @kcjm7345
      @kcjm7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Maybe his soul mate is a man 😂

    • @oliviaholt565
      @oliviaholt565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      And it's messed up to assume all women don't like sports. I know plenty of women, including myself, that love watching sports and know a lot. In fact, my sister could give any man a run for his money on who knows more. So, it's just an extremely twisted and misogynistic view.

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kcjm7345 guess steve isn’t a real man :( so sad for him /s

    • @bluerose536
      @bluerose536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@oliviaholt565 they even literally have WOMEN SPORTS and yet they still say that we don't like sports. Like softball for example is a female only sport. If women didn't like sports softball wouldn't exist. Gymnastics is mainly a womens sport. Men just want to try and belittle women and hate on them any chance they can. Even about things that you can prove wrong in 2 seconds.

    • @therealfinnaspring8585
      @therealfinnaspring8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@bluerose536 you know he probably thinks women's sports "aren't real sports"

  • @implosionator
    @implosionator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10007

    This whole video looks like Gus is holding himself hostage at knifepoint

    • @SpaceClown404
      @SpaceClown404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I cant fucking unsee it now

    • @wickedwildwezt
      @wickedwildwezt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Steve is behind the camera

    • @DrPeppa
      @DrPeppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I kept getting nervous that he'd stick himself in the face or something 😬😂

    • @TheWereparadox
      @TheWereparadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Plot twist. Thats not his arm.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Radboy Hours Especially with the shirt

  • @cloudysky581
    @cloudysky581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    imo, there's a difference between having a friend who would *hypothetically* date you but is still happy just being friends at the end of the day, and having a friend who's friends with you ONLY because they hope to date you someday. if that makes sense

    • @dillanfolkers669
      @dillanfolkers669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is the best way to word it. If the whole freindship is built on the hope of dating them and nothing else then it's toxic

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That makes perfect sense, don’t worry. It’s never happened to me but I have a friend who was friends with someone for a long time, then they started dating for like 6 months before breaking up and stayed friends. While they were dating they both said for the longest time they hadn’t really considered being together but eventually it had happened (I didn’t pry into the details of how) and then they broke up for complicated reasons and as I said stayed great friends.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ismael-kc3ry I think it's healthy to see a sexual relationship as not that far removed from a regular friendship.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noahmay7708 yeah it means any more serious relationship is gonna end up being more supportive imo

  • @moelester8486
    @moelester8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6321

    Steve Harvey is just a character in a rpg picking all the worst dialogue options

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      He’s just someones guy when they go on the dickhead play through just to see what happens

    • @Senator-Wary
      @Senator-Wary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And for that I love'em

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "I am incapable of having female friends"
      * *Everyone will remember that* *

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Rolled poorly on every charisma check

    • @midnightsnow9769
      @midnightsnow9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment award !!

  • @mynameisreallycool1
    @mynameisreallycool1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    Seeing Gus literally pointing a knife at himself for nearly the whole video is making me nervous.

    • @ColorMeDoubleZ
      @ColorMeDoubleZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It is currently driving me insane.

    • @dovep8360
      @dovep8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Erebma Dammahom same it’s so hard to watch

    • @Fabio-yu3xb
      @Fabio-yu3xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He throws his hands around it too

    • @dylanwade2020
      @dylanwade2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That, plus his shirt makes me wonder if there is something subconsciously going on in Gus' brain

  • @jackbunnyhop4580
    @jackbunnyhop4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6062

    The knife mixed with the shirt is concerning to me.

    • @shivanshlolayekar9668
      @shivanshlolayekar9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      H E L P

    • @scotts.8972
      @scotts.8972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yeah normally I’m pretty chill, but the knife is kinda concerning. Also it’s kinda distracting because the whole time I’m concerned he’s gonna hurt himself by accident.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I miss the gun. At least it was pointed at *us* not Gus

    • @thomasfriedlander7208
      @thomasfriedlander7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thing is, I have that same knife. I got mine for like $35 at a place that also sold bongs disguised as Sprite cans. It must be a headshop staple.

    • @primedecanus5301
      @primedecanus5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He keeps the knife really close to the face. I'm glad he didn't poke his eyes out.

  • @kenzieham
    @kenzieham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Visited my sister's new house and one of her roommates has Steve Harvey's book about love and relationships. She unironically looked me in the eyes and said "He's so smart, I have so much to learn" and all I could think about was this video...

    • @whateverwhatever860
      @whateverwhatever860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That sounds depressing

    • @itzli_7930
      @itzli_7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      9:06

    • @carrieon2912
      @carrieon2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I own the book, got halfway through, had to put it down and never picked it up again. I’m getting flashbacks again now because of this video

    • @bradleyunknown319
      @bradleyunknown319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably payed someone else to right it for him anyway or copy pasted someone elses advice so she might be fine lol

  • @sahajsarup
    @sahajsarup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Gus respect ranking:
    1: Sponsor
    2: Women
    3: Eddy
    4: Self

    • @moss1788
      @moss1788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      the caste system

    • @zero_gravity5861
      @zero_gravity5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gf and viewers?

    • @jfl7204
      @jfl7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope it's sponsor, viewers, Eddie, girlfriend and then self

    • @Tyler-cm6vk
      @Tyler-cm6vk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      turns out, the actual ranking is:
      1. Sponsor
      2. Self
      3. Self
      4. Self

      50. Eddy

      9999999: Women and Sabrina

  • @ElijahTjerngren
    @ElijahTjerngren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9011

    the second i came out as gay, steve harvey broke into my home, slapped me and took my man card

    • @whackle7378
      @whackle7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      You too?

    • @1SpicyMeataball
      @1SpicyMeataball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      He stole your capital letters as well? Damn.

    • @ElijahTjerngren
      @ElijahTjerngren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@1SpicyMeataball if i use capital letters i 'll die

    • @Red-jr2lk
      @Red-jr2lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ur local gay “J Do” oh no, I am sorry, it’s probably too late.

    • @lalagefurman3458
      @lalagefurman3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Uh oh, not your *man card*

  • @smeliotstinky
    @smeliotstinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    “I diDNt mEAn tHaT” -Steve Harvey after saying and meaning it

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slips happen. Jesus christ.

    • @izukuyeagerfreecss6121
      @izukuyeagerfreecss6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@WadeAlma Jesus Christs happen. Slip.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@izukuyeagerfreecss6121 Jesus slip happen. Christ.

    • @izukuyeagerfreecss6121
      @izukuyeagerfreecss6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@WadeAlma Jesus slips. Christs happen. :/

    • @oceanokelly8097
      @oceanokelly8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chists slips. Jesus happens

  • @amandasimmons3693
    @amandasimmons3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Here’s a tip that helps me a lot with stupid people, ask them to repeat themselves. Pretend that you didn’t hear them or you don’t understand. They will feel stupid and not want to. Same go’s with suggestive jokes. If you laugh you play into the fantasy, pretend to not understand.

    • @fedoramaster6035
      @fedoramaster6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep. Suggestive jokes are only made by stupid people. And remember kids, always ignore stupid people, better that they stay that way

    • @cassieosaurus_9217
      @cassieosaurus_9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've done that to cat callers when it's been a safe enough situation. They get SO uncomfortable. " Hey girl, I wanna xxxxx" "Sorry, what?" "I wanna xxxxxx" " So sorry, it's really loud here. What did you ask me?" "uhhhhhhhh"

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Especially for jokes based on casual/unexamined prejudice. If they have to explain how it's funny, they are more likely to see the prejudice themselves.

    • @JacksonRell
      @JacksonRell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “But sometimes.. that don’t always work”

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i do this every time someone tries to disguise a racist or sexist joke as humor and watch them try not to sound like the biggest bigot on the planet. it's kind of funny.

  • @keeganhodgkins6488
    @keeganhodgkins6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    Steve Harvey is a boomer who is still in middle school.

  • @FlintSparkedStudios
    @FlintSparkedStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    That red line on Gus's neck looks like he has blood poisoning. He has a shirt that says "HELP" and he's pointing a knife at himself. What does it all mean

    • @ahab5735
      @ahab5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Big oof oof

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Big oof oofies

    • @buryurhedinthesbawls
      @buryurhedinthesbawls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good job Detective

    • @judi7238
      @judi7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it means we need to all send him and Eddy more knives to open on the podcast

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no idea, we're gonna have to investigate this one.

  • @zaynab-to-a
    @zaynab-to-a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "Men cannot be friends with women, only sex, friendship is impossible"
    I know it doesn't happen all the time, but people can be friends with their siblings without trying to date them.

    • @absolutelyfookinnobody2843
      @absolutelyfookinnobody2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tell that to the south

    • @absolutelyfookinnobody2843
      @absolutelyfookinnobody2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is the reverse cowgirl postion unpopular in Mississippi?

    • @zaynab-to-a
      @zaynab-to-a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 well, yeah, that's why I said not all the time.

    • @josephinehendricks
      @josephinehendricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Str8 ppl are weird

    • @zaynab-to-a
      @zaynab-to-a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Peter Kazavis maybe, but he talked about in such absolute terms that he literally meant "never" with no exceptions whatsoever.

  • @lizistired7420
    @lizistired7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    As a bisexual, there are no friends. Only prey.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      The only reason I paint my nails is to deal posion damage

    • @sheepgrass500
      @sheepgrass500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Underated comment

    • @mmm-uv9bn
      @mmm-uv9bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Every morning I prepare for the ensuing hunt by putting on the ugliest Hawaiian shirt I can find.

    • @InsertName69
      @InsertName69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Try omni people, there’s no boundaries there.

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      My pansexual friend says that the reason they’re called “pansexuals” is because they carry around pots and pans during their hunting rituals.

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Steve Harvey constantly looks like he’s on the verge of a mental breakdown everywhere he goes

    • @user-qx7tm5df8j
      @user-qx7tm5df8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its really unsettling

    • @caseychapman5726
      @caseychapman5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he probably is.

    • @t4ky0n
      @t4ky0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or he always sees something beyond human comprehension just outside of everyone else's view.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably is.

    • @RangeRov49
      @RangeRov49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being that bold and opinionated and on the platform Harvey's on, you'd be too! 😂

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    Steve Harvey got that alien-trying-to-fit-in-on-planet-earth vibe about him.

    • @lemonnomel9416
      @lemonnomel9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean he does cycle through the same 5 facial expressions

    • @thisisstraightcancerboi7063
      @thisisstraightcancerboi7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s incredibly out of touch

    • @rachaelfitzpatrick8574
      @rachaelfitzpatrick8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a time traveller from the past trying to adjust to the present day

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda goes along with being both rich and old.

    • @maiam388
      @maiam388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His mustache is an alien lashed onto a human host

  • @abbimybeloved5640
    @abbimybeloved5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3656

    Steve Harvey: What is a common word for the word “intercorse?“
    Contestent: Sex
    Steve: *shocked*
    *Audience bursts out laugh*

    • @livelifeincolour
      @livelifeincolour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Oh my gosh YES! Thank you! Whenever they have questions about body parts or sex, Steve always acts shocked and appalled whenever an answer related to body parts or sex is given... Like what did you expect?!!

    • @krams48
      @krams48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Steve Harvey's face: 👀
      Audience:😂😭😂😆

    • @skeedleknievel
      @skeedleknievel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@krams48 oh hello twin Brüter

    • @sushiwithasword5089
      @sushiwithasword5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh my, a synonym, how comical.

    • @reviathan3524
      @reviathan3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      STEVE: *Walks away, pinching nose trying to process what happened before going back.*

  • @hylian2027
    @hylian2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Interviewer: why do men cheat?
    Steve: because there are other women
    What

    • @tuna9444
      @tuna9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So he's blaming women for a man making a conscious decision to have sex with them like it's all the woman's fault. Lame.

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    “How can I tell a guy I’m not interested?”
    “You can’t!”
    Of all the answers I was ready for; I was not ready for that answer.

    • @dissinyosandwich7548
      @dissinyosandwich7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I've genuinely not felt that uncomfortable ever before in my 19 years of existence when he said that without a single ounce of hesitation.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chocolate Cream pretty sure that’s just the tip of the iceberg when married to him.

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It crossed my mind before he said it as being the worst possible answer, but then he said it and I was taken aback.

    • @jaheriawilson19
      @jaheriawilson19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dissinyosandwich7548 yoo same and I'm also 19.
      honestly, I had a lot of respect for Steve Harvey before watching this video.... thanks for showing me the truth, internet🤙🏽

  • @tavicotavio
    @tavicotavio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    He is the type man that will go "well you are pretty smart for a girl"

    • @kostiheinonen
      @kostiheinonen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Or "I usually don't like asians but you're cute"

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@kostiheinonen EXACTLY

    • @shim0381
      @shim0381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Or “you know you throw pretty well for a girl.”

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@shim0381 if he was white he would a hundred por cent throw one of the good old "for a black man you are pretty kind"

    • @acomatosemob
      @acomatosemob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's the type of person who thinks anyone who isn't a Christian doesn't deserve the same rights or respect as him. He's garbage.

  • @dayman721
    @dayman721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    Steve: We men-
    Gus: YOUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT UNIVERSAL

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This

    • @thisisntallowed9560
      @thisisntallowed9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I feel bad because I watched his show sometimes and when he said ''us men'' I buyed into his bullshit. It's really important to reveal things like that about people who have a big influence.

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      For real. Like, "hold up, bro - miss me with that "we" shit. You mean *YOU*."

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @{} Feminists are fighting for all women so their use is appropriate. While Steve is recounting the experiences of "we men," even though his experiences are not universal. Feminists are uniting under a common goal, while Steve is spreading misinformation.

    • @adamvradenburg2018
      @adamvradenburg2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thisdraco4794 to be honest. I think his mustache took him over many years ago. Replacing him with a Stache alien. Much like cyanide and happiness. " the beard'" don't touch it. It'll infect you.

  • @JollyJustice
    @JollyJustice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    “Why do men like shallow women”
    Steve: “Woman no talk back to man. unga bunga. Dumb woman no fight.”

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @Klausbro
      @Klausbro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile pic is cute!

    • @mauithemushroom3878
      @mauithemushroom3878 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dumb woman just yes no say no

  • @onebackzach
    @onebackzach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    Steve Harvey is the kind of guy in your college class that sits at the front of the class so that he can argue with the professor despite having no clue what he's talking about and it makes everyone else in the class super uncomfortable and then he complains about how terrible the professor is outside of class despite not trying at all and consistently missing assignments

    • @33blaz3r8
      @33blaz3r8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      WTF are you in my class?

    • @leonardocorredorgarcia8848
      @leonardocorredorgarcia8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Have they not covered commas in your class??

    • @eleanor4406
      @eleanor4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I may have done all those things, but it was mostly because I was bored. Does that still make me Steve Harvey?

    • @leonardocorredorgarcia8848
      @leonardocorredorgarcia8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Healeon Shit, that went right over my head. My bad.

    • @miamuffin1827
      @miamuffin1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's shocking how things so hyperspecific can be so accurate.

  • @ramentaco9179
    @ramentaco9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Steve Harvey’s the type of guy to own one of those “rules of the man cave” signs.

    • @thermionicemission6355
      @thermionicemission6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's nothing wrong with those lol wtf.

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s the type of guy to do a quick Amazon search of said signs then make a poster containing the most frequently used phrases to sell on his own website

    • @piinncchh
      @piinncchh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is like joe

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DANIEL HOLDEN not to Steve Harvey

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I had one (both a man cave and a sign for it), it'd probably just have something like "Please keep at least mostly clean. Also, don't get the Mario Kart machines dirty, trying to clean food/soda off one is a major pain."

  • @patiencen1280
    @patiencen1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4663

    I think its funny he has a relationship advice show after being divorced several times

    • @patiencen1280
      @patiencen1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @Jennifer Olughor you’re welcome jennifer

    • @aznmozez2214
      @aznmozez2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I hear your voice clearly Peppa when u said that

    • @aznmozez2214
      @aznmozez2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      U should’ve added a “snort” at the end of that sentence

    • @fish3380
      @fish3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to like but... 69 😔

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fish3380 😅 107 likes

  • @4Vio4
    @4Vio4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I'm incapable of having female friends"
    OH GEEEEE I WONDER WHY

    • @geodude7116
      @geodude7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has no female friends. Only “female friends with benefits“.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej ปีที่แล้ว

      For me personally it's a big red flag when guys have not a single woman friend.

  • @sparkfilms558
    @sparkfilms558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    I checked my husband's man card, it had been revoked, we have since divorced.

    • @paradocks6564
      @paradocks6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @Normon Jazzes he probably nags too much

    • @itai7809
      @itai7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @I’m_a_stupid_person who_should_get_a_life he didn't watch enough sports

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @I’m_a_stupid_person who_should_get_a_life he didn't see the play

    • @ollierobinson473
      @ollierobinson473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It got revoked, obviously because he married an intelligent woman...

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    When he said women should just "fake a seizure" to avoid men's advances, I face palmed and threw my head back so hard that I smacked the back of my head off the wall. I may actually get seizures now. Thanks Steve.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      At least your safe for his advances now I guess (in all seriousness I hope you were okay)

    • @andremartinez418
      @andremartinez418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@lazynoodle6739 not completely safe as he said that only works sometimes

    • @shim0381
      @shim0381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Okay so pretty much just beat the shit out of the man

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ha! I have epilepsy so I don't have to fake.
      Yay 🙃

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somewhat better than nothing at all. Although there's better advice.

  • @farkleberry867
    @farkleberry867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    Ugh it's so annoying when a woman wants to learn about something I enjoy so she can join in amiright fellas?

    • @silversalmon9909
      @silversalmon9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fuckin too true

    • @dhayrockdemore4668
      @dhayrockdemore4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless it video games 🎮 booo yaaa! Am I right? 🤣

    • @nicks0show
      @nicks0show 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@dhayrockdemore4668 I think you missed the joke dude

    • @smallbeanmusic2187
      @smallbeanmusic2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk it's never happened to me before :(

    • @night06phere35
      @night06phere35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@dhayrockdemore4668
      You seem like a 8 year old

  • @bevin3354
    @bevin3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    In middle school, my grade went on a field trip to be in the audience of the steve harvey show because the episode was about bullying or something so he wanted kids to be in the audience to ask questions. when the producers were looking for kids to ask questions they literally just said "do any of you have this very specific problem? ok we'll film you asking steve this." it was entirely set up which makes the shitty advice he gives so much funnier because he had the time to think of a good answer and this is the best he could do.

  • @RetroJ3000
    @RetroJ3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Man holds himself at knifepoint for 18 minutes.

    • @ktbrunner1862
      @ktbrunner1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RetroJ3000 perfect

    • @ariebearcarver7942
      @ariebearcarver7942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The black mirror be like

    • @buenogoodlive
      @buenogoodlive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While ranting about and critiquing Family Feud game show host Steve Harvey.

    • @lachlanthomas4179
      @lachlanthomas4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was literally wearing a shirt that said “help” out of context this situation could look really bad...

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously. Anxiety forever watching some guy almost stab himself in the face.

  • @grace4873
    @grace4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Steve really called every single man you could be friends with a simp

    • @vampevanescencefan12
      @vampevanescencefan12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What does simp mean? I keep seeing that

    • @grace4873
      @grace4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One Good Honest Kiss it’s like a guy that is friends with a bunch of girls just because he’s trying to sleep with them

    • @Euphoryaaa
      @Euphoryaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      One Good Honest Kiss a simp is also a guy who comments under Instagram thots pictures thinking she will actually notice/acknowledge him.
      He also subscribes to onlyfans thinking it will get him closer to getting laid

    • @flaminghead1va
      @flaminghead1va 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No he didn't. I have to disagree with you just based on definitions. A simp is a more pathetic lifeform than an orbiter. Anyone (male or female) can be or have an orbiter (beta male orbiter or otherwise) and there's nothing weird about it

    • @902496
      @902496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vampevanescencefan12 it means simpleton, or just simple, ie stupid.

  • @cringe_embracer4843
    @cringe_embracer4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    "Why do guys only go after shallow women?"
    Steve: "Because only dumb women like sex duhh"

    • @blueeyeswhitedragon9569
      @blueeyeswhitedragon9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He siad it was easier

    • @skylarj3374
      @skylarj3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I may be dumb and I may like sex but I refuse to be a statistic

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Steve is just too dumb to get intelligent women 🙃

    • @adamyooz
      @adamyooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I feel like the majority of people like sex, just not sex with Steve Harvey

    • @Exploshi
      @Exploshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only a really dumb woman would want to have sex with him lol

  • @pleaseenteraname4824
    @pleaseenteraname4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Women don't like sports"
    Steve, have you ever heard of... the olympics?

    • @cnb98
      @cnb98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he probably doesn't think that those are "real sports"

  • @user-rx2ur5el9p
    @user-rx2ur5el9p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    Steve Harvey: "Men only want sex from women, are never genuinely their friends, can't resist cheating, ect."
    Is... is Steve Harvey a Nice Guy(tm)?

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just wants you to try it out. Keep em high, keep em tight.

    • @haileywarner5109
      @haileywarner5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      TheBestUsername hes an incel

    • @Sarah333123
      @Sarah333123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No he’s a chad

    • @gordistador
      @gordistador 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haileywarner5109 I mean he is married with children, unlike you.

    • @LordSinclair420
      @LordSinclair420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes a simp

  • @ellenweld3131
    @ellenweld3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Steve doesn't really like women but he also seems to think men are simplistic and incapable of discipline or meaningful relationships which isn't a very good look either.

    • @roycethompson3161
      @roycethompson3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ellen Weld i think thats just called hating people actually.

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's because *_HE_* is simplistic and incapable of discipline or meaningful relationships (barring the rare poor bastard that has had at least one spouse pass away). The kind of guy who marries more than twice is just that kind of guy. They wanna fuck, and they also want a roommate who'll take care of the dishes and trash. Immature, irresponsible, underdeveloped, spoiled simpletons. To. The. Man. I've never met a "repeat offender" I haven't felt secondhand shame for. It's pathetic and lowly.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Steve Harvey has been married three times and hasn’t been faithful to any of his wives iirc. He seems to think all men are as shitty as him and that all women should just be okay with that. Whenever I explained that to my mom, she told me that men really are like how he explains and that I just don’t know bc I’ve never dated 😒

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nootnewt9323 Well your Mom clearly picked the wrong men, or is simply sexist.

  • @alycedevon1483
    @alycedevon1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4853

    "I dont have women friends"
    Translation: I cant trust or control myself around other women

    • @starguhl
      @starguhl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      *spot on*

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Alarmingly accurate

    • @johntucker3695
      @johntucker3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Why did you write the same sentence twice?

    • @Watercooler89
      @Watercooler89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Or Translation: I have no interest in being friends with women besides having sex with them.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Watercooler89 ooh even creepier! Great!

  • @gamemaster613
    @gamemaster613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Steve's whole thing is that he's a terrible man and instead of facing that and changing he lies to himself and the world and says all men are like him so he's good by comparison.

  • @brycemw
    @brycemw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    I’m a straight guy and yet somehow most of my friends are women who I just want to be friends with and nothing else. It’s almost as if it is possible to just be friends and just appreciate people for people and not treat them like objects to manipulate such that they do what you want.

    • @ezrachang2756
      @ezrachang2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Bryce bro same I had friends who are girls but I don’t want to date them their just cool people I like to hang out with

    • @fathercarlos808
      @fathercarlos808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i’m gonna need to see your man card for confirmation sir

    • @RCSDominoToppling
      @RCSDominoToppling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @5,ooo LightYears Away Lol, and can you imagine if he had a conversation with an asexual guy? I think his head might actually explode.

    • @joeyk3134
      @joeyk3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You can manipulate them to buy you applebees

    • @VForceWave
      @VForceWave 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @5,ooo LightYears Away t. Someone who's had sex

  • @offlineable
    @offlineable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    BREAKING NEWS: Local Internet Comedian Holds Himself at Knife Point While Exposing Sexist Celebrity

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And homophobic

    • @maryedmonds4350
      @maryedmonds4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wallybloc1415 Probably transphobic with his "real man" talk

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maryedmonds4350 yea

    • @stupidass69420
      @stupidass69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maryedmonds4350 true tho

  • @shilo.R.A
    @shilo.R.A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Steve:"Im incapable of being friends with a woman"
    women:"Its ok, we are incapable of being friends with you as well"

    • @hu1902
      @hu1902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay

    • @sodaunderthesink9014
      @sodaunderthesink9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      if only every nice guy had this mentality so they'd stay away from us

    • @toastedsniper9248
      @toastedsniper9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soda Under The Sink if only, if only

    • @maxcheese382
      @maxcheese382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The thing with Steve is that he probably has shallow women coming onto him all the time just cuz of his money and influence so it could definitely contribute to his shitty takes

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cringe

  • @splurgy.
    @splurgy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This one aged well.

  • @noimandersen
    @noimandersen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    it's actually crazy how the comments that he's made not only degrades women (a LOT) but they also degrade men, implying that they're mindless creatures who only care about sex, and views women as sex objects only, especially because he talks like he represents all men. says stuff like, "we men" or, "99% of men," as if they all think like that when there are genuinely nice human beings who are men. putting them in the same box as him (which is kind of what he's doing) is so stupid.

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      lovely lovely
      Most people like that only dehumanize half the population with their views. But Steve Harvey managed to dehumanize the entire human race.

    • @icytrash
      @icytrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lovely lovely ok but George Harrison is my favorite too

    • @jennylennings4551
      @jennylennings4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's called projection

    • @JeremyChung
      @JeremyChung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ok simp

    • @turquoisecrow4513
      @turquoisecrow4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It also says a lot about himself if he thinks all men are like that. He probably is also like that

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    He can’t help it, he’s the embodiment of all boomers. He says it all: wife bad, darn gays, lemme tell ya, the game is on
    Wait has he said video games cause violence?

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      EGG-FUCKIN'-ZACTLLY.

    • @saintazepam
      @saintazepam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Also God knows best or whatever religious boomers say

    • @Stop_Infanticide
      @Stop_Infanticide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You get it.

    • @ham4514
      @ham4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      isnt it just as bad to generalize about old people as he is when he generalizes about women/men/gays, listen i dont like the guy but not every boomer or old guy is some repressed psycho.

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not okay to be gay

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Steve's only incapable of being friends with women because no one wants to be anywhere near him.

    • @illneverbeyourdreamgirl
      @illneverbeyourdreamgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha, right? I know people who act like him and I avoid them like the plague✌

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@illneverbeyourdreamgirl to be fair, they are only insufferable, I don't think they can infect you. At least I really hope they can't.

    • @trevorworkman8191
      @trevorworkman8191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umm not true. Steve Harvey is hella popular idk if you are aware or not

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who cares? Some guys don't want to or can't be friends with broads...ohhh nooooo! Some ladies don't want to or can't be friends with other ladies...ahhhhh! Scumbags I say!
      Calling them "insufferable" and judging them because of their choice isn't useful. I'd argue it puts you on the same level you seem to think they're on.

    • @TheKitykat1234
      @TheKitykat1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@juggmkj yes please. Be disgustingly afraid of half of the world's population being your friend.

  • @saturn746
    @saturn746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    as a woman who has guy friends, I know that we don’t wanna date each other because we’re ACTUALLY FRIENDS and we communicate. A lot

    • @damienbailey7375
      @damienbailey7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many damn typos I’m sorry you have to be my first correction. You’re a woman. Lots of you is women.

    • @saturn746
      @saturn746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@damienbailey7375 thanks 12 year old boy, I’m sorry that I spelled one word wrong. This isn’t a spelling bee, it’s a godamn comment section.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@damienbailey7375 what are you even saying

    • @slugyourpal
      @slugyourpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saturn746 amen!

    • @slugyourpal
      @slugyourpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damienbailey7375 "Lots of you is women" dude youre the one with the typos. Go back to english class.

  • @ktm2901
    @ktm2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Not all men are the same and not all women are the same idk why that’s so hard for some people to understand lol

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Kt M I KNOW RIGHT, and certain people get so belligerent and mad, essentially “Your rejection of the stereotypes I cling onto based off cherry-picking my personal experiences is illogical and unreasonable”.

    • @Syd448
      @Syd448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kt M facts!

    • @karimqk1895
      @karimqk1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ***And if you're different from the expected norm, you aren't automatically an invalid or "bad" man or woman

    • @KingOfSharksYuriy
      @KingOfSharksYuriy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah I mean....gender isn't a personality

    • @Jacob-ye7gu
      @Jacob-ye7gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is a lot of commonality among them. We are all variations on a template.

  • @BaltiYeen
    @BaltiYeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Steve is incapable of having women friends because they've all filed restraining orders against him

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If we all just file restraining orders we'll be safe?

    • @BaltiYeen
      @BaltiYeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might be good, just as a precaution.

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BaltiYeen also that line about faking a seizure not working... Doesn't that insinuate he'd consider r*ping a woman who's having a seizure??? I don't want to jump to that but idk wtf hes trying to say

    • @CloudedByKatana
      @CloudedByKatana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saltmomtmissad8384 that's almost definitely what he's saying

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SaltmomTM Is Sad
      Kinda seems like he’s saying that...

  • @Xvladin
    @Xvladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Steve Harvey has the worst takes. He talks like hes developed this strong personal philosophy but it's just like boomer level, shallowly though out takes that he says with strong conviction.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Great Destroyer Kinda does though.

    • @whatifitneversnows
      @whatifitneversnows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Tattle Boad imagine genuinely thinking it isn't?????

    • @DereBear
      @DereBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tattle Boad “imagine calling a generation of people, by what they are”

    • @aliensanonymous5063
      @aliensanonymous5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it used to be popular opinion 20 years ago. so, everyone would agree in 1999. just not in 2020. times change, gotta change with the rest of the sheep.

    • @AxisDens
      @AxisDens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliensanonymous5063 people using terms like "sheep" are always so annoying. i bet you're really annoying

  • @paine4265
    @paine4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i have actually had guy friends tell me even if they are friendzoned they only stick around in case you get vulnerable in some way so they can swoop in and pretty much trick you into sex by being "there for you"! they called it "being persistent", i call it bullshit.

    • @noah-vf6dy
      @noah-vf6dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      these people dont seem like good friends

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ah, the incel mindset. Those guys aren't friends, they're man-children.

    • @user-vh5rl9wz1d
      @user-vh5rl9wz1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've had shits with more brains than these "friends"

    • @AshTheRatKing
      @AshTheRatKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-vh5rl9wz1d what did u eat???

    • @MichaelTurner856
      @MichaelTurner856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's so fucking rude and manipulative. If a girl says she doesn't like you and you don't wanna be friends just stop. And as hard as it may seem. it IS possible to stay friends and loose feelings believe it or not just don't be such a creepy dick

  • @shelbyshaper
    @shelbyshaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    I read the title as “Steve Harvey is a terrible woman”

    • @_gorezone_
      @_gorezone_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Also true

    • @youcantstopthescout8921
      @youcantstopthescout8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That is correct

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shelby Lerner amen

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, he is. And also a kind of terrible guy.

    • @klar7566
      @klar7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is...he has a moustache and other stuff...

  • @Marina-xt8yf
    @Marina-xt8yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I thought the title said 'Steve Harvey is a terrible woman'

    • @toxicdemon5426
      @toxicdemon5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I mean... he probably would be a terrible woman

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jessica Yaniv level bad

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, I mean, that's not wrong.

    • @kiwie6247
      @kiwie6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he technically is a terrible woman.

    • @joule9255
      @joule9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he really is 😤

  • @SpoopyOugi
    @SpoopyOugi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Did anyone else notice that Steve seems to have this perspective that men are just cruel, hopeless predators AND includes himself in that? It's craziness. Like there are definitely sexist remarks toward women, but a lot of it falls on the men being bricks. WTF

    • @sarahcahill954
      @sarahcahill954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Spoopy Ougi i agree with you but i think he also says that so he can get away with the shit he says about women. he puts men down so he doesn’t have as much backlash when he says offensive things about women.

    • @ceci7783
      @ceci7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ikr??? he makes it seem like "real" men can't control themselves around women like they're wild animals or something??

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4K projection there

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's basically misogyny and all that jazz in a nutshell. It's bad for everyone

    • @johnmccarthy9150
      @johnmccarthy9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatrantinggirl7376 Do you know what misogyny means?

  • @zefiro6829
    @zefiro6829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    You have no idea how much anxiety knife mic gives me.

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @darrenjackson4646
      @darrenjackson4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I cant believe i had to scroll this far to find this. This whole video im like what the frick gus! Put that gosh dang knife down

    • @usxldcom7543
      @usxldcom7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully the knife is very dull but I'm still scared

  • @blueraine8705
    @blueraine8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Clearly, my best friend, who wingmans for me everytime, talks about how I'm going to be his best woman at his wedding and was the one who gave me the courage to take the risk and date my current boyfriend, is just waiting to slide in.

    • @honeytree5419
      @honeytree5419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Oh definitely it makes perfect sense

    • @blueraine8705
      @blueraine8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @MB OF COURSE

    • @snagglepaggle9066
      @snagglepaggle9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @MB He'll shoot his shot after bingo, over soup

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      How could you be so blind smh. Lord and savior steve just saved your ass

    • @gavinbynum7879
      @gavinbynum7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue Raine what is the “HIS best WOMAN” is that a thing I don’t know about

  • @derflerp538
    @derflerp538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Steve makes me feel really good about just exercising common decency.

    • @theedonny8314
      @theedonny8314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s how the riots nowadays make me feel

    • @isaackarjala7916
      @isaackarjala7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@theedonny8314 that's a funny way of saying you're cool with cops murdering people and facing no consequences.

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're not an awful person, you're a great person.

    • @levhdv2117
      @levhdv2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp
      Jk lel

  • @chonchi
    @chonchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I swear he seems like someone 100% dedicated to playing a character his whole public life

    • @nl_morrison
      @nl_morrison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not sure, both of my parents having met him, he is appearently incredibly introverted one on one? Never would've guessed it.

    • @galidroo
      @galidroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you insinuating that he's gay?!?!

    • @SLashafrass
      @SLashafrass 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So well put

    • @creaturehands
      @creaturehands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@galidroo No one said that. And also we gays don't claim Steve.

    • @SilentStone13
      @SilentStone13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roxas Is My Name Why are you geh? Should i call you mista?

  • @Quile99
    @Quile99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He says that 99.9% of men only want one thing but I bet my butt that on the next breath he will turn around and say "nOT aLL mEN!!!"

  • @ammoliteslice
    @ammoliteslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Today I have discovered two things:
    1. Steve Harvey is a Boomer that needs help
    2. Gus's coping mechanism is piano

    • @maisierose654
      @maisierose654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hAH

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @sheppee5608
      @sheppee5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @fjf sjdnx well he has the mindset of stereotypical boomer

    • @user-bd9xg9xj6u
      @user-bd9xg9xj6u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fjf sjdnx It’s not about the age it’s about the opinions 😌

    • @orang3villain437
      @orang3villain437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fjf sjdnx boomers a mindset not an age, boomer and baby boomer are different things

  • @yeasstt
    @yeasstt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4510

    "Gay men aren't real men"
    Tell that to my man William Arondeus. He bombed the Nazi controlled Amsterdam public records office, which was being used to identify people in the Netherlands that were wanted by the gestapo. When he was caught and executed he did not beg for his life or give a false apology. He only said "Let it be known that homosexuals are not weak"

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Wow. Thank you for sharing this. It’s insane how many amazing peoples stories aren’t told.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      interesting history

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Thank you for sharing. Hats off to my mans, hope he's living like a king in heaven.

    • @Weallsuckequally
      @Weallsuckequally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      There is also Alexander the Great his dynasty died because he didn't have kids with his wife historians say it was because he was possibly gay

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's one of the coolest things I've ever heard

  • @ankitde5513
    @ankitde5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    we "men" do not claim steve.......

    • @iabandonedthechanneld7738
      @iabandonedthechanneld7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Nah, we humans don't claim him. The aliens can take it

    • @milkshake2659
      @milkshake2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I’m here to take your “man card”

    • @CosmicMetalhead
      @CosmicMetalhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@milkshake2659 👨🏿‍🦲 🔄👩🏿‍🦱

    • @iscott3187
      @iscott3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@YouthSlant ofc we can’t give that up

    • @iscott3187
      @iscott3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His race is
      Loosuh Moose stache

  • @qorso
    @qorso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I don't have any women friends because of crippling anxiety and Steve's out here giving us non-woman-frienders a bad name.

  • @allthehandlesweretaken
    @allthehandlesweretaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    ''so how did he die?'' ''well he was recording a video while he was using a knife as a microphone''

  • @papajohn3632
    @papajohn3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    Steve would prolly tell a man in a abusive relationship to man up

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Oh *definitely*

    • @joshuacole5608
      @joshuacole5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He probably already has, yikes

    • @papajohn3632
      @papajohn3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@kartech6938 are u ok my guy?

    • @bobbyc1120
      @bobbyc1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I think he would tell a woman in an abusive relationship to man up as well

    • @papajohn3632
      @papajohn3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bobbyc1120 😂😂

  • @duncanevans8937
    @duncanevans8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    That part where he said men cant have female friends really pissed me off. Most of my friends are women and they're pretty but I wouldn't try and date them, they're my friends. this REALLY pissed me off.

    • @seeeds4702
      @seeeds4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Same here, I hate that stereotype.

    • @commiekiller
      @commiekiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I second that notion

    • @chiefbeef6251
      @chiefbeef6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yeah it's really annoying, it's like straight guys just aren't allowed to be friends with women. One of my closest friends is a girl, and for whatever reason, people are convinced that I have a crush on her, when I don't, I just like hanging out with her. It's so stupid the way that people think.

    • @alexanders3691
      @alexanders3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chiefbeef6251 same man it sucks

    • @SA-mr2ol
      @SA-mr2ol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simp

  • @Ardvards
    @Ardvards 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i just remembered he made this and like... yikes

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    That first clip about gay men wasn’t even veiled, he just put it straight out there and the hosts desperately tried to shove him back into the ‘okay’ zone lol

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "Real men--"
      "You mean straight men?"
      [actually looks her straight in the eye] " *Real. Men.* "

    • @bobbyc1120
      @bobbyc1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Real men according to Steve Harvey: Actual rapists who don't take no for an answer.
      Maybe we should be happy that Steve Harvey doesn't consider gay men real men because now we're not rapists?

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbyc1120 in a twisted sense, yeah

  • @Kayla-eu7dp
    @Kayla-eu7dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Steve Harvey definitely was the kid that had a treehouse that said “no girls allowed.”

    • @bubbledreams6382
      @bubbledreams6382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and little girls think boys have cooties. little boys think girls have cooties. child sexism is a thing most of us grow out of

    • @thatguymatt5816
      @thatguymatt5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it’s not really sexism at that age though. But yes, most grow out of that phase.

    • @sbravo3761
      @sbravo3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I dont want to pop your bubble but im sure almost every boy had an "i hate girls" phase

    • @КатяГарь
      @КатяГарь 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sbravo3761 and most of them still didn't get over it

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he was 30 years old...

  • @SophieSherriffs
    @SophieSherriffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    gus: i have to censor the word r*pe otherwise ill get demonetized
    also gus: *holding a knife very close to himself*

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spobie wdym it’s a microphone

    • @SophieSherriffs
      @SophieSherriffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex it is a threat

    • @flaminghead1va
      @flaminghead1va 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And within the first 30 seconds, too 👌

    • @iwinrar5207
      @iwinrar5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since when is google analysis going over the video over the sound? Hmmm

    • @marinapedrinha7946
      @marinapedrinha7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a shirt that says "help" too

  • @sachinsurya007
    @sachinsurya007 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This aged like milk

  • @larpdude7308
    @larpdude7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    It sounds a lot like he's actually a really garbage person and has completely normalized his thoughts. The fact that he thinks that all of his thoughts are "how all men think" and the whole "we" thing... it's sus.

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      It's either because he's trying to quiet his guilty conscious, buried deep deep DEEP within the bristles of his mustache, or he's so delusional that he thinks his way of thinking is the apex of masculinity

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aureliuszeta3037 what he won't tell you is that his mustache comes off like Tom Tucker's

    • @talic-os5899
      @talic-os5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And how he is like "?????????" when someone asks him "why?"

    • @isaiah6278
      @isaiah6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      {} spoken like the exact person he was talking about 💀

    • @lilsunflower9655
      @lilsunflower9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!!!!! I mean you gotta really think this is true if you’re willing to say this shit on national TV?!

  • @GT_WORLD
    @GT_WORLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    man threatens you with a knife for 18 minutes while ranting about Steve Harvey

    • @AndrewGiles688
      @AndrewGiles688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Asmr)

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaooo

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nonthreatening guy in video worries nerds miles away by knowing how to handle a pocket knife.

    • @GT_WORLD
      @GT_WORLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Coleman lmao it’s a joke smooth brain

  • @triggethridge9326
    @triggethridge9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Steve Harvey talks like his "man card" is in constant jeopardy of being stolen by a gay guy

    • @radleyrichman1136
      @radleyrichman1136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trigg Ethridge it is

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He doesn’t realize they all ready have it

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Steve's man card doubles as a Bath and Body Works coupon, so I don't know what he's so worried about

    • @weevilwizarddotmusic9711
      @weevilwizarddotmusic9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as a gay im OUT TA STEAL HIS MAN CARD >:))))

    • @jackgibeau1858
      @jackgibeau1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it's not jeopardy it's family fued

  • @lachlanmaclean6455
    @lachlanmaclean6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Things that didn't age well

  • @hewastheloml1874
    @hewastheloml1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    also why are people asking for relationship advice from a man who’s been married multiple times due to him cheating on his wives??

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But he's on the dang dang TV

    • @cnish5507
      @cnish5507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well OBVIOUSLY he’s an expert because he’s had so much practice.

  • @lemonthief2534
    @lemonthief2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Dude, I’m a guy and I don’t even know what a sports is.

    • @Dee-Eddy
      @Dee-Eddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's the ones with the bouncing and the matching shirts. I thought it might be some sort of Nickelodeon game show or something, but it's just about the ball

    • @nixtheclause9984
      @nixtheclause9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Javier Guidera doesn’t have to be a ball. could be otherly-shaped things that they try to kill each other over

    • @Dee-Eddy
      @Dee-Eddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anyone ever figure out why the guy on the side of the game keeps yelling?

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doesn't it have something to do with knee socks? Sounds pretty sexual, in my opinion.

    • @Treon
      @Treon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw nice train driver pfp

  • @curious_elephant
    @curious_elephant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"
    Contestant: "The penis"
    SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder
    SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard
    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself
    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

    • @AverageSwede2001
      @AverageSwede2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Preston Chloupek what did you just create?!

    • @darlingblue
      @darlingblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      This was a ride from start to finish.

    • @TheClassyCharmeleon
      @TheClassyCharmeleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This is just content theft, you are just posting transcripts from the show.

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Was funny
      Laughed

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just another episode of Family Fued

  • @joliver7304
    @joliver7304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This didn't age well Gus

  • @Tune33338
    @Tune33338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    steves rants are like if he got his twitter hacked but in real life

  • @grayScaLe918
    @grayScaLe918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "check your husband's man card" sound like an innuendo for having a gay experience

    • @monica3020
      @monica3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😏

    • @thegreenestofmachines
      @thegreenestofmachines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mmmm that’s a nice man card you got there😎

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thegreenestofmachines would be a shame if someone, _stamped it_

    • @UhOphelia
      @UhOphelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like a coffee loyalty card, every 12th grindr liaison is free

    • @gun7809
      @gun7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexlovelady8249 This sounds like a porno intro and I hate it.

  • @streax8885
    @streax8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    When i came out as asexual steve gave me testosterone and locked me in his closet untill i wasn't asexual

    • @Azucenary
      @Azucenary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @tnl-warrior3218
      @tnl-warrior3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you come out as asexual? Doesn't that mean you don't like anyone so why would any have a problem with that

    • @streax8885
      @streax8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tnl-warrior3218 no asexual only means I'm not sexually attracted to anyone but can still have feelings for people. Asexual can even be gay or straight

    • @sulociou7846
      @sulociou7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@streax8885 well... you COULD say "gay" and "straight" but their typical meanings are "heterosexual" and "homosexual" so idk if thats accurate. just fyi

    • @streax8885
      @streax8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sulociou7846 yeah i actually didn't remember Heterosexual and Homosexual

  • @WDDragneel
    @WDDragneel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I'm dying over the fact that Steve is implying he's one of the "real manly men" out there.

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah... he thi k men have to like, BE a certain way you ever see his one talk show and whenever someone says they dint believe in god or something, he flips his lid and goes nuts saying "YA HAV TAH BELEEV IN GAAHHDDD! HOW CAN YA NAWT BELEEV IN GAAWWDDAH!"

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because when someone believes in God, they say "YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?"

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He goes to church, drinks beer, watches football, and constantly cheats on his wife like a real American man.

  • @carlcarlington7317
    @carlcarlington7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "o-oh h-hey boss"
    "Tom have you talked about sports yet today?"
    "O-Oh C-Come on Boss you know i'm just not into football"
    "Tom how many times do i have to tell you if you don't talk about sports on mondays i'm going to have to fire you,."
    "Y-Yes S-sir L-love the M-Mets" *sobs*

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      "We NeEd YoU To FiT iNtO cOmPaNy CuLtUrE"

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Trinket Mage What? I didn't realize people put that on their resumes

    • @mrRufffnTumble
      @mrRufffnTumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@TheJerbol what do you mean? Thats all that's on my resume, big time sports ball fan here, and I got the job as CEO for Microsoft.

    • @nicks0show
      @nicks0show 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrRufffnTumble hahahahahahaha best comment!

    • @aliviag6947
      @aliviag6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trinket Mage that's what sports conversion camp is for

  • @jessicanicole4350
    @jessicanicole4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Two of my closest friends are boys. They are straight. We’ve been friends since middle school/high school and we have never had anything romantic between us at all ever. Support your good boys! There’s good boys everywhere go find them and support them

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jessica Nicole exactly! Not all men are the dickheads they are portrayed as by twitter. I’m a woman and I recognize that.

    • @maheenm5134
      @maheenm5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is such a wholesome comment I love it

    • @nicolashrechko8845
      @nicolashrechko8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jessica Nicole sorry to burst this bubble but my dad said that platonic male friends are just waiting for a chink in your armor so they can slide in that crack. God honest or my name isn’t Nicolas Harvey

    • @Maesolmese
      @Maesolmese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love my guy friends, straight, gay, and anywhere between or around. I followed my brother around as a kid and almost exclusively played with him and his friends. Idk where exactly I was going with this, but I enjoy looking cute and sewing and I also enjoy MMA and buying power tools. Doesn't really matter what gender you are. Fuck Steve Harvey.

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hector Silva tell me your joking. Please.

  • @tunedbyripp
    @tunedbyripp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    oh the irony....

  • @thomasquick4050
    @thomasquick4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    The chaotic evil energy of holding a knife to your face while wearing a shirt that reads "help"

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jevil would be proud, I will be proud of you if you get the reference.

    • @Jerry-cg9ni
      @Jerry-cg9ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@holyassasin0544 I don't get it cause I hate deltarune.

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jerry-cg9ni eh, ngl, as a fan of the game I feel like it was FAR too easy and had not enough story, but I still liked it, but to each their own I guess.

    • @Jerry-cg9ni
      @Jerry-cg9ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@holyassasin0544 yeah, undertale is the game thats supposed to make you scream but continue anwyays.

    • @tranquilotl3335
      @tranquilotl3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah chaotic neutral

  • @crannmarbh8559
    @crannmarbh8559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    steve harvey is the kind of person who will argue about a topic that he knows nothing about

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amotekun yes!!!! So accurate.

    • @lucalyons-sosa9843
      @lucalyons-sosa9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me, what is a charachteristic of steve harveys that makes u feel this way?

    • @AndrewGiles688
      @AndrewGiles688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lucalyons-sosa9843 the fact that he said, "women let men cheat" like what the actual fuck.

    • @mike85359
      @mike85359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does it every damn day

    • @Aaron-mj9ie
      @Aaron-mj9ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you say "Steve Harvey", you actually mean "Most people" right?

  • @elizabethcsample
    @elizabethcsample 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    every time he speaks i think it’s the absolute worst thing he could say, and then he says something else and i realize that every sentence gets worse

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elizabeth Catherine Sample this would all be great , if he was a comedian ...

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elizabeth Catherine Sample yeah he’s literally worse than I could even imagine. It’s honestly kinda impressive. He defies expectation.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jblue1622 He...he is a comedian and has been for decades though?
      One can clearly tell that yes, while some of what he says is really what he feels/how he thinks... a lot of it is hyperbolic for the sake of comedy.
      Unless you just get off on being offended, which so many people do anymore...then I'd imagine that could cause you to be unable to tell the difference. =/

    • @elishaso
      @elishaso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juggmkj but if people don't find it funny, the comedic intention has clearly failed.

    • @TheKoen640
      @TheKoen640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont talk about gus like htat

  • @maaax2105
    @maaax2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    oh how the turntables