Steve Harvey Is A Preacher Now
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Steve Harvey is a preacher now.
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geesus christson our lord and savior
Gus Johnson i am not a Christian I still watched the video because i am a mad lad
Steve is really dumb doing this crap,
Where do you want me to set this lamp
Gus I think you forgot to link your brothers clothing line. I may also just be dumb.
A man making the most money in the room standing around preaching about making money while people work in the background is perfect for the message.
Those fucking heathens
capitalism b liek
Make so much money that you can afford to stand around and tell people how they should make money. That's a grand message.
Do u know dee way my brotha?
Dylan Dreisbach how ironic
His preaching is literally flexing on poor people
Valar Morghulis for real. I went to a taping of one of his shows and he kept very obvious humble bragging about everything
Taylor Winter nothing worse than that lol
That's all he really does is be an asshole to people who don't act and think exactly like he does.
Prosperity Gospel preachers be like this.
So he’s pretty much black Jake Paul ?
In the words of Bo Burnham, "I was privileged, I got lucky, and I'm unhappy"
What song was that 😭
@@alexispeace9836 it’s from a rant during one of his stand-up specials about not being able to give people advice about achieving success the same way he did
I believe it was from “make happy”
Dude Bo’s final act will never not be heartbreaking
@@Ismael-kc3ry "final"
“Harvard is not in the Bible.”
Meanwhile, Harvard was established so people could become literate to be priests and read the Bible.
exactly.
was that really the purpose of Harvard?
@@kirat303 yes, no lie
Help that’s so fucking funny
"Study to show thyself approved..."
Naw, God just wants you to be happy and rich and blissfully ignorant
Imagine comin see family feud or something and Steve takes you as a captive audience to rant at you how poor you are.
Yikes.
Imagine if you lost and had to sit there
😂😂😂i would be PISSED
@@izzywoods794 😂😂😭
I mean, Steve Harvey becoming a televangelist was the most logical conclusion to his story arc if we're being real here
I can't disagree
This ain't the conclusion. This is the beginning of Chapter 2.
@@sword_of_damocle5 family feud was act 2 ending with the character low point
I can't wait for for his powers to be revealed
I'm just waiting for the tournament arc. I can already see him going on against Doctor Phil in the finals.
"everybody get hot nuts" might just be my new favourite quote.
“Google is like God but Google actually answers”
-Some drunk atheist on the Toronto light rail or me at 3am I don’t remember
Amen my guy atheists unite
@@abhipai2109 hello I’m mister christian can I join this conversation?
@@eyeover7307 go ahead dude
@M V yeno.
@M V "Ok but are you a Catholic Atheist or a Protestant Atheist"
-Dara O'Brien
“Education ain’t in the Bible... Harvard is not In There” is going to be my senior quote
Lettuce For life Kinda sick!
That. Will. Be. An epic mic drop moment. Please post it to TH-cam and a link here immediately after. You need to do it when they hand you your diploma on stage. 🤣
I wish lmao I went to catholic school I would have been censored like a Great Leap Forward child under the glorious leader Mao Zedong
@@funkiemaster1169 😂 wtf 🤣
That is going to be amazing @lettuce for life
wow gus looks like you don’t have a moral barometer
Requesting a moral barometer as merch so I can buy one for gus
Myeag
Last time i was this early, you were his moral barometer
You sound like the guy in the phone call Gus didn't film
God pays his rent. You think he don't know that?
Steve describes flying 1st class: "Everybody gettin' hot nuts....."
Jeff Bezos literally the richest man in the world, makes sure to sleep 7 - 9 hours of sleep a night. Wtf
Consistently not getting enough sleep is one of the worst thing you can do for your productivity, health, and mental stability. What shitty advice.
*How to be rich:*
1. DO NOT SLEEP
2. Exclusively fly first-class
3. Pay $3.1 million a year on haircuts.
4. *DO NOT SLEEP*
300k*
30.1 million*
5: be bald while you’re at it
6. you praying wrong
7. Profit
Steve: I get four haircuts a week
Also Steve: is bald
that's how he keeps a clean bald head
bork gork haha. also, love bjork!
@@hjw5838 same! but yeah in all seriousness i also maintain a clean shaven head and you pretty much have to shave your head like 3-4 times a week to maintain it well
bork gork ah. you do it yourself?
@@hjw5838 yeah
The sleeping bit really gets me. It’s been a couple decades since I went to church or read the Bible but I recall something in there about a day of rest...... that lazy god. Taking a whole day off, so lazy. I bet gods poor too.
I just imagine all the gods of old on a playground going off on El being like “yooo lazy god needed a day of rest brooo” and El goes “well least I didn’t vomit the world out eh?” (I think its mbombo does that)
Vishnu just breathes the world out into existence, Etc
" They come in white,
They come in black "
*Cries in yellow*
“Why don’t you ask God for a car that don’t need fixing?”
- Steve Harvey,
the end of poverty, 2019. (Colorised)
Josh
*colorised*
“The Earth is burning up, do not ask God for an end to climate change, ask for a brand new planet!”
I genuinely thought he was joking. How can he be in the same Universe as Janice Joplin’s Mercedes Benz and be serious.
I love it. I was expecting him to preach against praying for material wealth. But no- he wants you to pray for more material wealth .
Brilliant
@@evesapple You know he's the kind of asshole who'd be a prosperity gospel preacher if he were to switch to being a full time pastor.
If steve is such a biblical man, surely he knows "it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven"
Oh, bless your heart, but that's why they built the Space Needle. I plan to take my camels there before I die.
“Thou shall not pass”
I think by that Jesus means that if you become rich you tend to be attached to material things and they become corrupt and care less about God.
@@reedplaysgames It's basically saying that rich people should be giving to the poor to the extend that you can't live like a rich person I think.
So I do think that according to the bible most modern rich people would not get into heaven.
The bible says way more bullshit that that though.
@@reedplaysgames I mean Jesus also says to give your money to the poor, so I think it's more about how you shouldn't hold on to wealth and should give it to people who need it.
“I don’t even make $6000 in a week”
It’s because you love SLEEP
"You know how many hair cuts I got a week? Four hair cuts a week."
Ahhhh, so that's why he's bald!
This is wholly un-biblical as well. Paul actually says no prayer is too small... Wow steve, wow.
I'm not even a Christian and I can tell you that Jesus never complained about people making small requests, but he did despise rich people :P
ateaparrot Not just “harder”...near impossible. He told a rich guy that he first had to get rid of all his stuff in order to follow him. Jesus was all about helping the poor, you can’t have a clean conscience if you’re rich and there’s so many poor people who could use what you have. There’s good evidence that you can’t be rich and also a true Christian, but very few “Christians” actually read the book they claim is so important.
Colin Hayes He thinks that because he’s rich, God has approved him and that he must be better than other people otherwise he wouldn’t be rich.
You know what American Christianity is like - personal relationships with Jesus, whilst exclusively referring to Old Testament passages...
Anon YMouse there’s no evidence that rich people can’t be Christian. The idea that wealth automatically = immoral is a proven logical fallacy. The wealthy help more people than everyone else combined. In the last two decades the wealthy have reduced abject poverty in the world 50%
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus pulls up in a Maserati to flex on the sick and homeless
With his slaves rolling out the red carpet
He wasn't flexing, he was waking those sleepy heads up ya goof
I liked the part with shoot-out with the t-Rex
I like the part where everything is on fire and Nicholas Cage is screaming a monologue
Wearing a supreme shirt and yeezys
i’ve watched this video like 15 times and every time the first lecture pisses me off so much
“‘lord help me make my rent’ well don’t he always?”
.............. no, steve?????? so many people do not make rent?????? it is so wild how out of touch he is as someone who at one point was houseless
Not all rich people are assholes, some people are born like that and Steve is one of them. He was poor but as soon as he got wealth he started making fun of poor people and he’s also a cheater, liar and is sexist. He also thinks that if you don’t believe in God then you must not have a moral barometer.
Steve be like if you're depressed just be happy. Steve's logic.
Nice name
@@Homelander_real thanks
You know, "The Rich People's Bible" sounds like the name of a good, scathing, biting satire.
Or a prog metal band. Dibs!
On the eigth day Satan planted the fossils, and looked upon them, and saw moron billionaires would start immoral wars over them for thousands of years.
Sounds like a Dead Kennedys song
I read this as scratching post
Supply side jesus
You think God ain't don't know you got Cancer? Don't be praying for treatment to work. Ask for a whole new B O D Y.
You don't think God ain't don't not now you aint not got not no f----ng bone marrow? You aint not no prayin no good. You don't not ain't no be thinking that aint no not too good for God?
YoU tHiNK gOd DoN't kNOw yoU tRanS? dOn't aSk fOR hOrMOnes! aSk fo a WHOLE NEW HOOHAW!
Grant Hughes What if you want a new body of the other sex? Thinking that brand new.. E X P E N S I V E other body.. not some rinky dink used crap.
*Mad Facts*
I know you meant this as a joke but some christians would genuinely say this lol
Just wait till Steve learns sleeping less than 8 hours a night is literally detrimental to your health in the long term
I love how Gus straight up stumbled across a rich person conspiracy in the middle of this
HOW DID WE GO OVER THE FACT THAT A MAN MAKES 6K A WEEK TO CUT HIS BALD HEAD
Yaa man. How come Gus didn't bring that up.
He used to have hair. His line-up was on point back then
@@ShanniBananni that shit looked fake like lined that bitch up then put it on
And 4 times a week. What is he cutting? His scalp?
Guys we're just missing the point. He must be bald *because* he gets his hair cut four times a week
"You know how much that guy charged me for my hair cut?!"
... Steve... what hair?
He got scammed
Steve’s not actually bald he has to shave it 4 times a week
Haa ha ha ha
It's either the beard, or the hair on his..
Armpit.
Or ballsa-
Cant like at 469 likes
Harvey is eating his words now since during quarantine, everyone’s sleeping past 8am.
I love how Steve is like, "it says this in the Bible" and then "quotes" something. What he said isn't in the Bible. Half of what he said is, but the first half isn't at all. By doing that he's removing the proper context and meaning to the verse. He might want to go back to that verse and reread it
These camera angles oddly making me feel like I’m in a vr game in Steve’s audience
Thanks now I can't unsee it
Someone should make that but with the goal of the game should be to find different ways to kill him, without you being accused of his murder
Megan Old
What
Megan Old
I would 100% play that
Your friendly neighborhood emo non-binary lesbian someone please make this😔
Just ordered my rich peoples bible, very happy to say I'm now a billionaire and my school disappeared
Smite that bitch like Sodom and Gamorah
It never helps when so many dudes are breeding so many kids that they can't feed! stay alone and wait until you can pay for your kids instead of tossing them onto society and force the world to deal with it! Steve is an example of a black sexist, racist beta male bitch liar, false preacher & hypocrite !!
why isn't he feeding or helping all his black brothers and sisters in need?
Gillette Razor Crybabies Fear Womens Power I’m confused by your trolling technique, your user name and your comment are slightly contradicting.
That’s why it’s called the “Good Word” (mind blown) lol that had me rolling. The expression on your face was priceless.
Why cant I have a reaction that adequately expresses how much I love your desk vids. The 👍 doesn't cut it.
No one gonna address the fact that Steve is bald? Why he need a $1500 haircut?
Branding/ marketing I'm guessing.
they shave his head with an 18 karat gold straight razor and use caviar as aftershave
But he has a thick sexy stache to maintain
Hes trimming the hair downstairs
That's back when he actually had hair. If you listen you can tell he is speaking in the past tense. King of Comedy is some *old* shit. I hate feeling like I'm condescending so maybe you all were joking.
I want u to be my preacher
Hey Cherdleys is is chill if I chill here?
Can you tuck me in bro
Cherdleys heard Gus say he was riding scooters with the boys and came right over
Gus has a chill vibe bro.
Suhhh duuuuu
Steve Harvey reminded me that professor in uni who's trying to give his audience "life advice" on a break
"You get the pieces you put them together" never been asked to put together a bit in a video for myself and thats honestly the best thing right now
GOD: "I've been waiting ten years to give you this Dodge Viper, but you never asked for it. Dipshit."
MrThirtyTwo it’s now a Nissan Maxima you fucked up
I prayed 5 times a day. Now I’m a billionaire. Thank you Steve
Colleges hate him, find out why.
praying 5 times a day? you're a Muslim now
Also didn’t sleep and spent all the money on overpriced haircuts. Thanks you Steve and also God.
Are you single?
Viktoriya little did you know god charges $6000 per prayer
I rewatch the two Steve Harvey videos like once every two weeks. I Love them so much
"You up your ask, he up your give"
Pillow Guy is listening. . .
Us Christians call this the "Health and Wealth Gospel" and it is very anti-biblical and dangerous.
But a good way to make personal gain.
My parents call it the "Prosperity Gospel"
my dad's been following Harvey's teachings and likes to gather the family around so he can preach (see: rant) about how we're still poor because we "aren't praying for the right things". man I hate prosperity gospel, it's a harmful mindset that can seriously mess you up mentally. all anyone in my family's got from that belief is an inferiority complex.
Us Atheists call this fuckin bullshit like the rest of the bible.
The Bible says the Gospel is foolishness to those who are being lost.
You think God doesn't know you didn't get Sven a present? Don't pray for subs, pray for a whole new *brother*
bröther
You think Gus is jealous that he got the dumb simple name, and his brother got the dope name “Sven”?
@@iminthefnzone1515 But they both still have that basic last name no matter what
Ask him for a brother that is satisfied with the nothing you get him every year.
Oh no.
“Everybody get HOT nuts!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy shit, I haven’t had a laugh that good for a while now. Thank you, Gus and Preacher/Television personality Steve Harvey.
Dude the Lil Peep candle is everything
He's drunk on survivor's bias
Brutal, so true
This ^^^^
By blaming the poor for being poor he is ungrateful for those who gave him opportunities to be where he is today while simultaneously preaching that the poor deserve to be poor because it's their fault. Not crippling health debts or student loan debt. Guess you shouldn't have gotten cancer. Whoops.
Survivor’s bias is one of the biggest tests of compassion. Will you assume the circumstances of another person’s life, or will you withhold judgment? In my opinion I think it’s a reason Jesus advocated for rich people to donate their money. That way their own successes, gifts and luck wouldn’t poison their ideas on the less fortunate.
@Cats Steve seems to believe in prosperity gospel so I doubt it.
"Give us this day our daily bread"
Steve Harvey: Don't pray for more bread, pray for a stomach that don't need feeding!
RepublicofE why is this not top comment
"Oh what you think he cant do that, YOU THINK HES TO BIG FOR THAT !?!?"
"How many of you in here know somebody who loves to sleep?" "Let me ask you something - ain't they poor?" I AM IN THIS AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
Gus Johnson. The only videos where I enjoy the ads, and will finish the video just to watch them
“don’t sleep it makes you poor and being poor is a character flaw” -jesus, apparently
Emphasis on the “apparently” lol Jesus was the one that was like “y’all need to take one day of the week off to rest”
Elizabeth DesRuisseau - exactly lmao
Yeah if we start looking at the Bible and Jesus for moral lessons we’d all be horrible evil people. For real, some fucked up shit.
Don’t shoot the messenger 🤷♀️
@@glutenfreedaddy480 greatest part is that jesus was poor too lol.... steve needs to get it together smh.
Elizabeth DesRuisseau Nah, you’re thinking of the Jews. Jesus did work on the Sabbath.
Gus exposing Steve Harvey for being a crappy motivational speaker is very motivational.
Hey! It's tattoo asmr! Love it work
@@ghostophelia2245 fuck off
Mr. Tattoo ASMR One of the many celebrity hacks in this world. I hope Gus does one on “Drs.” Oz and Phil.
9:10 um??
Matthew 6:34 “Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”
So u mean to tell me nobody caught him saying 6:53 "they passing out hot NUTS" and none of yall caught that
For real, I HATE when rich people are like "you're poor because you don't pray and because you don't work hard enough".
My dad came from literal poverty. My family came close to losing our house during my childhood, and for a while my parents couldn't afford to feed all of us.
My parents also prayed DAILY and REGULARLY, read their Bibles and went to church at least once a week, every week.
My dad worked a 70 HOUR WEEK for over a year at one point, and never went below 50 hours until he had a MENTAL BREAKDOWN from how hard he was working and had to go in an AMBULANCE to hospital and stay there because of how severely ill he got from the stress and exhaustion.
But yeah Mr Billionaire, you're right. They just didn't pray or work hard enough.
The rich will find no comfort in the shadow nor shade of gods judgment
Well, I mean, it is because you need to work hard in life, God loves a hard worker, but he does not care if you are rich or poor, "For man sees what appeals to the eyes, but God sees into the Heart." -1 Samuel 16:7.
Now you’re getting it.
Especially since his fame was basically handed to him by orprah like ole boy isn’t even that hard of a worker
@@dancerxfox-8113 It has, thank you. We're in a much better place now financially. Took a long time (unfortunately my dad's breakdown coincided with the 2007 crash so things were real bad after that), but we're stable now. Again, thank you :).
I truly hate Prosperity Doctrine. 100% taking advantage of people who need money. Also 100% taking advantage of religion and people who want to believe in something bigger than themselves. That's 200% bad!
Luke Miller It also just demeans Christianity. Jesus actually said “And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven.” Not “If you don’t sleep and get rich, i gotchu”
Steve Harvey makes other Christians look unintelligent.
@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ I bet you're one of those teens that has self diagnosed depression.
@@casperrr9929 and you probably love the smell of your own shit.
Biblical Prosperity becomes an issue when people present it wrong and try to misuse it. Truth of the matter is that there are things purchased for us in the atonement that we don't have to experience to go to heaven, yet God intends for us to utilize for the betterment of those around us (including for our well-being). People tend to get really upset when you say something like "God wants people to be healthy/prosperous/delivered" for a multitude of reasons. One of the larger reasons being selfish misuse of the gifts and callings of God.
As far as prosperity goes, God's idea of prosperity, in part, is having to _give_. If you are a faithful steward of His calling in your life, with the things you own (really, it doesn't exactly belong to us anyhow), and the relationships you have, God will see that you are faithful in little and grow you in these areas. In turn, we're to pour out to those around us the blessing that God has given us. By being faithful in giving and stewarding the growth, He'll give us more. And then we'll have more to give, which we pour out to those around us. You can't do that if you don't have anything to give (but really, even the widow gave two mites, so we can all start somewhere.). While it includes money, it's honestly a lot bigger than it. But that's where people draw the biggest issue, and I daresay that is part of the reason people miss the bigger picture.
It's easy to call preachers out on the whole "Prosperity Gospel" deal, but like most false doctrines, there's usually some truth muddled in there.
I love how he’s talking up first class compared to normal, and I’ve been too poor to even get on a plane.
Gus's ad plugs are the only acceptable form to plug sponsors.
Great gob jus
Steve Harvey came to my school as a guest speaker and said a TON of misogynistic things in the time allotted to him so I dont feel much need to follow his scripture
Lazerdisck What kinda misogynistic stuff did he say?
@@slickboyist I dunno man, probably some very misogynistic stuff
Look up "shit Steve Harvey says" and you'll probably get a few examples of his misogyny, not to mention his religious bigotry and homophobia, etc.
Lazerdisck Don’t follow a preacher follow Jesus
Piglet Smith no
Steve is approaching the point when he says "Rich people don't sleep 8 hours a day" yeah so we have a system that means you can't succeed and get a healthy amount of sleep. That's a problem.
"I slept two hours a week and have been depressed for the last 23 years and it's going great for me! That's WHY I lick the system's boots for fun!" LMAO
most rich people don’t even work that hard, they’re already successful. poor people don’t get 8 hours of sleep because they have 3 jobs and are still struggling
Rich people have people that do stuff for them that poor people have to spend time on themselves. This bullshit of “we all have the same 24 hours” ain’t true when you have a nanny for your kids and a maid and a chef who free up your time for you.
@@Nnyandmmy The majority of wealth is inherited too, so for most people what Steve preaches just isn't possible
"Who here loves to sleep?"
WTF is the problem with sleeping? Not to mention enjoying sleep.
My girlfriend hates me because I do this same thing when we watch movies, I pause it over and over to point out the bullshit or the flaws or explain something
Not gus saying "lil peek" while holding a lil peep candle 😂 love the video.
Getting a good sleep is literally one of the most vital things for your health. Lack of sleep will decrease your cognitive abilities, ability to form immunities and more. The idea that you should sacrifice your health in order to have a successful life is short sighted, exhibits a lack of priorities and a false dichotomy. Health is more important than excessive wealth and if you have to destroy your body just to get by, something is not right.
I think that the verse meant sleep as in excessive laziness. I’ve noticed the Bible uses a lot of language like that.
I Like Chicken
I don’t think the Bible is anywhere as nice as you’d like it to be.
Alex Delarge Nah the Bible’s just like that. It’s been translated quite a bit from multiple languages all the way up to modern English. Just take a look at the old versions like King James Version and you’ll see that type of language.
I Like Chicken
What I mean is, it talks a lot of trash about people who do certain jobs until Jesus shows up.
Alex Delarge What jobs?
Steve Harvey: *grows beard* Time to become a televangelist.
Can confirm it makes u wiser
4 hair cuts a week Steve harvey: IS BALD
You have that lamp i wanted but it had the wrong plug socket adapter... i contribute so much to this society its immesurable
i like how everything he’s saying is the opposite of the entire bible
Not everything I guess. He's very selectively taking parts that he likes and adding his personal spin on it.
The bible is huge, is written by people in a sometimes vague way, and has contradictions. Anyone can use it to say that just about any action is actually christian.
@@jankbunky4279 Yeah but it is explicitly against rich people
Wait the Bible isn’t about how to get rich?
@@jankbunky4279 written by people? Doesnt sound right
@@jankbunky4279 I mean ur statement sums up not only steve but also majority of Christians who nitpicks what they want to follow and preach to others this shit but get so angry to others who dont even the bible says otherwise
"Everybody get hot nuts" Steve Harvey 2019
Hehe....hot nuts 😂
H W A T NUTS
"That's why it's called the good word" then my car speakers blew out. Guess it's time to pray for a got dang car that ain't need no fixin!
You're a riot....and thanks for the laughs....It made my day..!!!
I tried exposing myself to better things once, and now I'm not allowed within 100 yards of Keanu Reeves.
Same here 😔
Ashlyn S. Hibbs oh no
oh god
I volunteer as tribute. I only need one testicle, it's fine.
Oh god oh no
Dude I'm literally homeless watching this through Walmart wifi 😂😂😂😂😂
Shawn Tingley attaboy.
Did you get your rich people Bible yet? Come bro get on that
Hope it gets better man
PRAY HARDER MAAAAN
I'm only joking and I do hope you're better now. This lifes a mfkn beach. I recall being homeless myself.
You homeless cause you love to sleep. SMH.
In all seriousness, hope things get better for you. Sending positive vibes.
Does he think that middle class people sleep the god diddly damn day away? My parents go to sleep at 12 and wake up at five to feed our family and keep a roof over our heads. The reason why we aren’t rich as shit is because bills and payments and bills and payments. Just because you get less than 8 hours of sleep a day doesnt make you successful.
i once saw someone say you shouldnt go to bed depressed because you have god, and that other people have it worse...if only the mind worked like that💀
"Everybody get HOT N U T S" - Steve Harvey
I’m writing it now. EGHN’s will be the Summer ‘21 biggest song. I love it.
"Rich people don't sleep 8 hours a day."
Then I should be Jeff Bezos right now???
Lmao
Ballsack hair
fun fact: Bezos does sleep 8 hoursper night. He says his sleep is important.
Ariana Huntington also is rich and she sleeps 8h too. She even wrote a book on how important sleeping is.
@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult yes but does Jeff Bezos have a show where he talks absolute jiberish and is extremely misogynistic on national television?
Steve Harvey: I get 4 hair cuts a week
Steve Harvey's head: ✨
Makes sense
“You get the pieces. Put ‘em together”😂😂
“YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP BEING POOR!!”
Ooohhhh ok
Poorness rate drops to 0%
Steve Harvey sounds like the drunk dude hanging out at the family reunion who is a deacon at a church in South Carolina
"That's why it's called the good word" has me hollering
Me: *cuts my hair*
Lady at red lobster: *talking about me* should I add *him* to the check?
Gus during the ad: my *son*
Me: THATS IT IM GETTING A WIG
Steve Harvey: Don't be poor, don't sleep, and pray better
Well boys, we did it, poverty is no more
Omfg ur POOR?/??/? LOL just stop sleeping and pray for a new car you idiot LMAO!1!!1
When 70% of the country is christian and 80% of the population own less money than the top 10%
Unfortunately there is a huge percentage of the US population that will actually believe this crap.
Steve: You don’t have money, just get a job five head.
Sleep paralysis demon but its Steve harvey in the corner saying it's in your bible
Why’s there a “but” in this sentence? That’s my actual sleep paralysis demon 😂 😂 😂
Elizabeth DesRuisseau same but mine is the white steve harvey threatening to send me to the ranch
TJ Collins that's mine every third Wednesday, idk why. They alternate, i think they may be dating not sure
Wait you guys only have to deal with one Steve Harvey at a time?
"Are they poor because they sleep too long."
Me: my family's poor.
And my mom doesn't sleep
hello. well done. good job on the video, gus. keep it up!!
Are we just gonna ignore how Steve Harvey doesn’t even have any hair
The result of too many haircuts
top shelf comment had me a giggle
6,000 a week
You don’t want to know this.
But he used to.
Google Steve Harvey with hair. It’s horrifying.
should have prayed for hair
Putting salt lamp in the background to file it as a work expense, delightfully devilish!
SEY-MOURRRRRRRR!!!
on this weeks comedy bang bang podcast they were talking about salt lamps and i'd never heard of it until then. NOW THIS!
"Education ain't in the Bible"
Proverbs 16:16 "How much better to get wisdom than gold! To get understanding is to be chosen rather than silver"
ngl the good word part comfuzzled and fiddiled my buscuits
I think it's time to give up Gus.
You've been trying to be Steve Harvey for years, the mustache ain't fooling anyone.
Tomorrow you'll be 34, nobody found you yet
@@luc1137 You have my name. Give it back.
@@luc1137 Joint custody?
Nice
@@luc1137 okay, but I get every other holiday alternating each year. And I get father's day.
^You guys drive a tough bargain...
*”E’RYBODY GOT HAWT NUTZ!”* -Dr Stepe Hervey
This comment is hilarious 🤣
Really proud that I got the 69th like on this comment.
🅱️eve 🅱️arvey
"I used to get four haircuts a week!"
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You don't have hair!
That's because he gets four haircuts a week
Steve not sleeping would actually make these vids a lot of sense
"Don't pursue your dreams. You're too old."
-Steve Harvey
Good advice, tbh
@@fulcrumthebrave5715 I mean I think Steve Harvey himself only got really famous later in his life though
@@fulcrumthebrave5715 You're kidding, right? That's horrible advice. That advice only sounds good if you're a) 12 years old and everyone over 18 seems ancient to you, or b) you're Steve Harvey.
Yo, do you know the outro do the video ?
@@PeanutButterZombie00 yes, that's pretty obviously a joke. Or I thought it was.
Steve Harvey doesn’t sleep at all that’s what makes him so crazy
Gus and Sven are the only pair of brotherly creators that I approve of