I feel lucky compared to your experience I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out but 2 at a time the bottom 2 when I was 16 and the top 2 when I was 18 lmfao that shit sucked
I had 2 teeth pulled for braces. Then had my 12 year old molars pulled. Then my wisdom teeth. 10 teeth pulled @ 3 different times in enough teeth pulling visits to the dentist for a life time.
I got 4 of mine pulled in under 4min cause another surgeon bet him he couldn't do it under in 5 min for a 6 pack of beer welcome to the Marine Corps lol
@kurt mccarthy funny how shiny rank goes to some people's heads right? I had one great PL but we all know the good ones were enlisted first. This guy was a SSgt before he went officer.
We had a guy who somehow got a profile that said and I am NOT KIDDING that he could not have a heart rate above a certain BPM that basically meant no PT. This went on for 6 months.
When I was back at DLI I stayed up all night playing Dark Cloud 2 the day it released for the PS2 and then went and got quarters for insomnia so I could go back and play it some more. XD
OMG as an officer I am both amused and annoyed at how accurate this is for some of us. I also legit had a Soldier who married a stripper right before we deployed 😂🤣
New privates were sent to the motor pool sergeant for boxes of grid squares, radio squelch grease (along with antenna wax), and a single can of woodland camouflage jeep/humvee paint back when I was a young Army soldier in the 80's. These classic pranks are timeless.
Ironically, not showing a Chief anywhere in the video *_IS_* what a Chief does in the Army... seriously, I'm told we have 19 different Chiefs in my unit, but I have yet to see any of them despite having been in and out of their offices on multiple occasions
@@LavenderSystem69 it's like I tell my soldiers. If you see me, I'm not doing any work. So by not seeing us, that just means we're working our asses off. ;)
Everytime I eat I always am reminded of what my DS use to say. "HURRY UP! IF YOUR CHOKING YOUR EATING TOO FAST IF YOUR NOT YOUR EATING TOO SLOW FIND THE HAPPY MEDIUM"
I remember one of my DIs sitting at my table cause there was one more spot. Started talking to the recruit next to me for about a minute, asking him about home and stuff. Before he got up and left he said calm as fuck, "hey recruit, I saw you pick that cookie up and eat it. Don't worry. We'll get it back." They got it back.
I remember being in line at the DFAC and one of the drill sergeants from another platoon suddenly yelled "You guys smell like hot baby shit wrapped in burnt hair." I was in D 1/22 outta FT Sill in '06.
Meanwhile a lone E5 is loading a conex container of sensitive items because: his e4's are either at sick call or s1 to bitch about B.A.H drama....ssgt. is at a training cycle meeting with all the senior nco's (at the tittie bar)... LT is at scuba or pathfinder school trying to beef up that s.f. packet... and the joe's, he left alone to move wall lockers, because god forbid they try to help... and end up losing the lens cover for an LRAS3.
Well and dont forget the E5 packing th connex has the combate arms MOS while all the S-shop NCO's are "stuck in the office" while someone else packs there shit
I love what this channel has become!!! Your old stuff was funny but you’ve found homies that elevate it so much!!! Great job!!! Had me cracking up on this one!!!
1:06 why the hell is no one appreciating the absolutely MAGNIFICENT pronounciation of lieutenant *snake noises* _ThSeR vAn tHeS_ ?!?!? Outstanding performance
I visited my cousin in 1972 while he was a Corporal stationed at Ft. Hood so that I could get a 1st hand look at military life although I was a military brat living under the auspices of my retired Army father at the time. My cousin, the Corporal had paid his entire chain for him not report to work so that he could manage his prostitution ring of women living in 2 double wides whilst he drove around in 3 Porches. He got a Honorable Discharge after 7 years of manipulating his chain. And that's not 1/16th the whole story.
@@nubiannlovely2204 It still is the largest Army base which is compatible to a large metropolis. Amazingly, the crime around Killeen, Harker Hights, etc... is not higher.
I mean, I'd be surprised if a lot of these people actually read/understood their enlistment contracts and that carries a moderate to high chance of dying. It's not surprising if they don't read or understand their car's purchase agreement.
😂 funny, especially the part where you said exhaust samples from three different Humvees, dang it's been a minute since I heard that one. Or even a box of grid squares and kin light batteries, sham Shields do it best but is also referred to as the E4 Mafia. Depicting the lieutenants that's pretty funny, my LT wasn't that bad actually wanted to do things with us, me being just a young PFC at the time not knowing any better DLT asked me to pull the Humvee over so he can drive, I took it as a lawful order from an officer, needless to say I got chewed out by my E5 sergeant, shoot the LT wanted to Mud ride in the Humvee to ft Stewart ,GA tank trails .
I was enlisted, got out, went ROTC, then reserve officer... Was XO in on unit and... offered command twice, turned down and other unit I was supply. Wellllll... I moved to xxx and resigned my commish so I could go to DINFOS (non officer visual information school) and... I went back to BOTH units as a SGT! It was incredible. I had people walk by me in hall, "Good Morning, MAAM"... catch themselves, about face and ask WTF??? It was epic. I will say this... We officers DO work hard too. Just a different way. SP4 to CPT to SSG!!!!! What a career!!!!
You need to do one about vehicles of Soldiers. I had an XO and PL in my troop had a jeep. They were both West Pointers. There was another PL and two Captains in my S3 who had jeeps. They were also West Point graduates. 22 years and I never understood the Jeep thing with officers. Oh yeah the BMW thing as well 😄
I laughed my ass off when the soldier said "id10t cards" and "elbow grease! My dad was a drill sergeant and he used to make his recruits search for that shit!
when I was a Rakkasan, Our LTC created "Alpha team". this was a fire team where the LTC was the team leader and the company commanders were the team members. They would practice fire team tactics and pt together. Those were leaders that we were willing to follow in to hell. RAIDER!!!
Two more years till I pin on my butter bars. I've leaned a lot from your videos about what makes a good v. bad officer. Some of the most important things I've learned is that rank is not as important as experience and time in service. Also, NCOs are going to be baby sitting me my first few years and I will give them my upmost respect. My ranked gives me authority, however I desire to earn respect above my rank.
You need an Airborne segment that sends them looking for canopy lights for a night jump. Oh, and the key to the training area. LOVED the chem light batteries. I actually came across a 2LT that thought that by putting chem lights in your pocket, you could save the light and make it last longer.... one of the dumbest college graduates I ever came across, don't know how he made it through college, much less ROTC/OCS, and the Infantry School, but wow!!!
Those uniform blouses look like a weird hybrid of ACU's and OCP's. They've got the Mandarin collar and vertical shoulder pockets of the ACU with the camo of the OCP's. Also noticed some soldiers were missing their flag patches in some shots.
I got all of my wisdom teeth pulled out at once and I never felt more personally attacked lol
I didn’t even know that was an option. They just told me they were gonna pull all of them
I spaced my wisdom teeth out. First two July first. Then the second two the Wednesday before labor day. Had to plan those ones out.😉
I feel lucky compared to your experience I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out but 2 at a time the bottom 2 when I was 16 and the top 2 when I was 18 lmfao that shit sucked
I had 2 teeth pulled for braces. Then had my 12 year old molars pulled. Then my wisdom teeth. 10 teeth pulled @ 3 different times in enough teeth pulling visits to the dentist for a life time.
I got 4 of mine pulled in under 4min cause another surgeon bet him he couldn't do it under in 5 min for a 6 pack of beer welcome to the Marine Corps lol
PFC: married a stripper and buys a sports car with ridiculous high interest rate. Yep!
Specialist: hardcore shamming at its finest!
The Officer part is how I figure the whole Air Force acts.
Pretty much! We’re pretty catered to🥱
Their DFACs take the Dining part seriously.
kurt mccarthy thank you for your service brother
Can confirm
You're just jealous
As a former Army Officer, I can confirm this is 100% accurate
As a former Army NCO, I can also confirm same.
That's how Navy Officers are, not Army.
@Jay P just must've been your unit
@Jay P only time I ever saw any of my PL's at any unit was first formation. No idea what they did after that. Sure as hell didn't do PT with us.
@kurt mccarthy funny how shiny rank goes to some people's heads right? I had one great PL but we all know the good ones were enlisted first. This guy was a SSgt before he went officer.
E4 Mafia represent!! Dental, finance, education center, etc. The trick is to have an appointment every day!
Dont forget Changing your Will, and Power Of Attorney back home
Those are good for a couple appointments a year each
We had a guy who somehow got a profile that said and I am NOT KIDDING that he could not have a heart rate above a certain BPM that basically meant no PT. This went on for 6 months.
Jason Todd Hell yeaaaaa 😂
Mahotei Nice!!
When I was back at DLI I stayed up all night playing Dark Cloud 2 the day it released for the PS2 and then went and got quarters for insomnia so I could go back and play it some more. XD
We had a saing in the german army:
The army smells like groundwater,
the navy smells like seawater,
and the airforce smells like perfumewater.
As a life time member of the E4 Mafia, this is pretty accurate.
As a Marine I aspire to be a specialist 🙌
whats E4 mafia? refusing being promoted to an NCO?
@@worlore1651 E4 is an NCO.
@@gusargoan E4 can be argued, its just a specialist
@@worlore1651 it's a petty officer in the Navy. It's always been considered an NCO there.
OMG as an officer I am both amused and annoyed at how accurate this is for some of us. I also legit had a Soldier who married a stripper right before we deployed 😂🤣
wonder how long that lasted
New privates were sent to the motor pool sergeant for boxes of grid squares, radio squelch grease (along with antenna wax), and a single can of woodland camouflage jeep/humvee paint back when I was a young Army soldier in the 80's. These classic pranks are timeless.
You forgot Warrant Officers. A shot of an empty room with the words Warrant Officer somewhere on the screen would have worked.
🤣
Wait, we have a chief?
Ironically, not showing a Chief anywhere in the video *_IS_* what a Chief does in the Army... seriously, I'm told we have 19 different Chiefs in my unit, but I have yet to see any of them despite having been in and out of their offices on multiple occasions
@@LavenderSystem69 it's like I tell my soldiers. If you see me, I'm not doing any work. So by not seeing us, that just means we're working our asses off. ;)
I had two in my unit but only ever saw one. Granted I was directly under him in the command structure we had so that might be why I saw him.
"You put the calories in, we'll take the calories out." I freaking lost it when I heard that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I lost it "I'm gona Peter pan across this cow hall and punch a hole in your sole" i died at that line!!!!
Dental part is a Classic. I've been out for almost 20yrs now and the Old Dental Appointment Trick still works.
I was an officer in the Army from 2010-2017. And the officer part....just....wow...
...Totally true. Nailed it!
The Warrant Officer part was spot on.
OMG BEST COMMENT
Facts
What Warrant Officer par--
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@@PBurns-ng3gw now you're getting it...
The cast is growing, a couple more people and you’ll have your own tv show
They already do lol
Everytime I eat I always am reminded of what my DS use to say. "HURRY UP! IF YOUR CHOKING YOUR EATING TOO FAST IF YOUR NOT YOUR EATING TOO SLOW FIND THE HAPPY MEDIUM"
"you put the calories. we'll take the calories out" thats epic.
I remember one of my DIs sitting at my table cause there was one more spot. Started talking to the recruit next to me for about a minute, asking him about home and stuff. Before he got up and left he said calm as fuck, "hey recruit, I saw you pick that cookie up and eat it. Don't worry. We'll get it back."
They got it back.
AIT 1986 Drill Mom would take Soliders food away Good time's
@@ditto9300 💀😂😂
I remember being in line at the DFAC and one of the drill sergeants from another platoon suddenly yelled "You guys smell like hot baby shit wrapped in burnt hair." I was in D 1/22 outta FT Sill in '06.
I just want to say, LT Atienza is hot. I mean real hot
She's hot alright, she'll have you pissin 3 different colors and two varieties of cream.
Uh...
Well she’s definitely a 10 in the military
he's trying so hard not to laugh while reciting the drinks omg I love this
*pans over to warrant officers: empty room and cricket noises*
If that’s how the LTs are imagine the CPTs 😂
Meanwhile a lone E5 is loading a conex container of sensitive items because: his e4's are either at sick call or s1 to bitch about B.A.H drama....ssgt. is at a training cycle meeting with all the senior nco's (at the tittie bar)... LT is at scuba or pathfinder school trying to beef up that s.f. packet... and the joe's, he left alone to move wall lockers, because god forbid they try to help... and end up losing the lens cover for an LRAS3.
This is the most army thing I've ever heard....
Jfc that's funny!!🤣🤣
F**K me did you just bring back some scary ass PTSD shit I had hidden away...thanks a f*cking bunch! xD
Haha!!!! The accuracy 😭😢😅😂
Well and dont forget the E5 packing th connex has the combate arms MOS while all the S-shop NCO's are "stuck in the office" while someone else packs there shit
I love what this channel has become!!! Your old stuff was funny but you’ve found homies that elevate it so much!!! Great job!!! Had me cracking up on this one!!!
Why thank you peasant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it on that part
0:50 - This looks more like something I would expect from the Navy with the pampering of the Officers.
SilverHwk7 I thought Air Force....
That's the lower enlisted in the air force
1:06 why the hell is no one appreciating the absolutely MAGNIFICENT pronounciation of lieutenant *snake noises* _ThSeR vAn tHeS_ ?!?!? Outstanding performance
"Did you crossfit?" Lol. That hit me.
Lmao can totally relate about being spot at the px during a so call “dental appointment”
That wisdom teeth thing is genius, never thought of that one.
I visited my cousin in 1972 while he was a Corporal stationed at Ft. Hood so that I could get a 1st hand look at military life although I was a military brat living under the auspices of my retired Army father at the time.
My cousin, the Corporal had paid his entire chain for him not report to work so that he could manage his prostitution ring of women living in 2 double wides whilst he drove around in 3 Porches.
He got a Honorable Discharge after 7 years of manipulating his chain.
And that's not 1/16th the whole story.
That seems like quite the story indeed.
Tell us more
Explain FT. Hood nowadays
@@nubiannlovely2204 It still is the largest Army base which is compatible to a large metropolis.
Amazingly, the crime around Killeen, Harker Hights, etc... is not higher.
Definitely sounds like Fort Hood lmao
Did you enjoy your CrossFit today. 😂😂😂😂😂
ikr; right!!! I've never heard it called that!!!😎
“The 97% APR on that Corvette” was the craziest!!
Like don’t they read any type of financial intelligence @ Basic or AIT?
They do actually but nobody remembers.
@@joker-0723 yeah I dont rember much of the finance classes
@@taurusfrederick5119 the main thing I remember is "no star cards" and "play hard to get at car dealerships "
I mean, I'd be surprised if a lot of these people actually read/understood their enlistment contracts and that carries a moderate to high chance of dying. It's not surprising if they don't read or understand their car's purchase agreement.
haha these get better every time! so accurate 🤣🤣. and the dude actually found the box of grid squares!
Officers had me dying lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao "if u put the calories in then we'll take the calories out" i'm physically dying hahahahaha
They got me with the grid squares! Had me all over the motor pool looking for them!
Hey, you forgot us Chief Warrants there... Of course, nobody REALLY knows what we do... ;-)
Lol...overpaid spot managers
@@james_jr Maybe in supply but not aviation ;-)
TELLS US YOUR SHAM SECRETS MIGHTY SHAM GODS!!
Y’all do whatever u want 😂 well I mean the 140L’s in my MOS do whatever and say whatever they want
the coffee....you drink the coffee
HAHAHAHAHA ! The box of grid squares - that brought back some memories ! For some reason, the supply sergeant never found it as funny as we did.
Best video so far. That was awesome.
Five minutes ago? Boy I’m lucky to get to see Drew so fast today 😍 love your stuff brother. Keep it comin!
I can’t get enough of this 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Lol😹 fun stuff, I miss being around joes! the raw humor is what get us through the BS on the daily! Thanks for the laughs ya’ll
This one is the best ever!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha made my whole day
0:47
“Why thank you peasant.”
😂 Wasn’t expecting that lmaoo
Yo, Lt Atienza has NOT been skipping leg day, just sayin'
Legs 😍
@4:44 Ahhh, the four finger NCO pointing. Nice touch! And @5:22 "we have to be there 15 min early and 15 min earlier" checks out! LOL
I swear this channel gives me LIFE!!!! If this isn't satire/real life I don't know what to say 😅😅😅😅😅😅.
These skits are dead ass accurate AF....
The specialist was spot on . E4 mafia
Love that the SSG is wearing Old Ironsides, my first division. :-)
Its been awhile since you guys did this well, this was the best.
Hell yeah, loved the video and to the top
Can’t believe cat west and pink lady was mentioned really hits the heart
@@rickeytwolegs2112 same
@@rickeytwolegs2112 im on sango side
I try to avoid tiny town
@@xcyted4now me too lmaoo
Box of gridsquares always puts a smile on my face as a FISTER
Great job ACV and crew!!!!! I thoroughly enjoyed this video....LOL!!!!!!!
Thanks for making me laugh right before work. I went to Parris Island but a lot of it transfers over.
Just knowing how the Army is now and these days I'm apart of the last orginal Army class 2006. No stress cards 😂💯
stress cards weren't real it was a test for 1 year ...before you start...nov 11 2001drink 💧 water
“Exhaust samples from three humvee’s” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grid squares lol takes me back thank you for the laughs :)
1:52 He forgot the box of fallopian tubes!!😂🤣🗣HOOAH!! 91B, 91W, 68W
Blessings From Texas 🤠
😂 funny, especially the part where you said exhaust samples from three different Humvees, dang it's been a minute since I heard that one. Or even a box of grid squares and kin light batteries, sham Shields do it best but is also referred to as the E4 Mafia. Depicting the lieutenants that's pretty funny, my LT wasn't that bad actually wanted to do things with us, me being just a young PFC at the time not knowing any better DLT asked me to pull the Humvee over so he can drive, I took it as a lawful order from an officer, needless to say I got chewed out by my E5 sergeant, shoot the LT wanted to Mud ride in the Humvee to ft Stewart ,GA tank trails .
“Thank you peasant” lmao
I was enlisted, got out, went ROTC, then reserve officer... Was XO in on unit and... offered command twice, turned down and other unit I was supply.
Wellllll... I moved to xxx and resigned my commish so I could go to DINFOS (non officer visual information school) and... I went back to BOTH units as a SGT! It was incredible. I had people walk by me in hall, "Good Morning, MAAM"... catch themselves, about face and ask WTF???
It was epic.
I will say this... We officers DO work hard too. Just a different way.
SP4 to CPT to SSG!!!!! What a career!!!!
This was awesome!! Thank you!!
“Candy from cat West!”😂
2:39 has me dead 💀😂😂 I had some soldiers hitting up the cat west and the pink lady
Your upping your game!!
I think you forgot a can of squelch juice...too funny. Much love from Fate Texas!
LOL FEMALE LT NAMED KAREN
When sgt Brennan said step heel step it took me back because he was my actual DS💀💀
You need to do one about vehicles of Soldiers. I had an XO and PL in my troop had a jeep. They were both West Pointers. There was another PL and two Captains in my S3 who had jeeps. They were also West Point graduates. 22 years and I never understood the Jeep thing with officers.
Oh yeah the BMW thing as well 😄
Thank you for you skit 🥇
😂 they nailed the specialist
Hahah cat west Fort Campbell joke 😂😂😂 the finest place in Clarksville
Air assault!
Glad im not the only one that caught that!! 🤣
the finest 150 square foot piece of land haha
Hope you all are as good at fighting as you are entertaining.
Love the videos.
I laughed my ass off when the soldier said "id10t cards" and "elbow grease! My dad was a drill sergeant and he used to make his recruits search for that shit!
The officers depictiction is closer to Navy Officers. Army Officers are relatively down to earth in comparison
All the surface O1s and O2s only treat everyone like that because they're still pissed off about failing out of flight school hehehe
when I was a Rakkasan, Our LTC created "Alpha team". this was a fire team where the LTC was the team leader and the company commanders were the team members. They would practice fire team tactics and pt together. Those were leaders that we were willing to follow in to hell. RAIDER!!!
Haha, you guys are so freaking great!
This is my new favorite
As a former E-4 Mafia member I can confirm accuracy
Two more years till I pin on my butter bars. I've leaned a lot from your videos about what makes a good v. bad officer. Some of the most important things I've learned is that rank is not as important as experience and time in service. Also, NCOs are going to be baby sitting me my first few years and I will give them my upmost respect. My ranked gives me authority, however I desire to earn respect above my rank.
Please dont take your advice on being an officer from a sketch comedy show.
Just don't be an asshole
You need an Airborne segment that sends them looking for canopy lights for a night jump. Oh, and the key to the training area. LOVED the chem light batteries. I actually came across a 2LT that thought that by putting chem lights in your pocket, you could save the light and make it last longer.... one of the dumbest college graduates I ever came across, don't know how he made it through college, much less ROTC/OCS, and the Infantry School, but wow!!!
Ok, I've heard the the Grid Squares and Exhaust gag but a "Can of Squelch" is gold.
You forgot to mention the mythical creature, the ghost of the Army...the CADET!
WO's were done perfectly in this video might I add
Those uniform blouses look like a weird hybrid of ACU's and OCP's. They've got the Mandarin collar and vertical shoulder pockets of the ACU with the camo of the OCP's. Also noticed some soldiers were missing their flag patches in some shots.
pretty sure they’re hot weather blouses
@@charlieisocoolikegrl The hot-weather uniform doesn't have the zip-up Mandarin collar or the chest pockets.
Bruh they were missing pants in some shots
1:26 is a great snob laugh this dude could be an actor 😂
Why was this so good? Lmao
10+ year active O here...the CrossFit part...facts.
“Candy from catwest”
“No from the pink lady I think”
My E4 days were the best! Extra cool when the key in the 1SG's keybox doesn't actually unlock your door. 😉😂
Lol this was on point, especially the specialists
The grid squares lmao
How do they know I only use plant-based protein in my post-workout shakes???
Funny, because our WO and our OIC were making the same noises while enjoying "crossfit" going for post "workout" shakes too.
Cat West and the Pink Lady! Love it!
2 views with 7 likes? Now thats what im talking about.
It is a video about Math in Basic Training...
That comment gave me a WTF moment
It’ll change when they go active duty in the real army. *looks into my soul*
You guys crack me up!
Loved the Officer protein shake part.