FEMALES IN THE INFANTRY

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  • @bluescluessuperagent
    @bluescluessuperagent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4174

    "is this one of the transitioning soldiers we were briefed on? whats up bro?"
    cracked me up

    • @Armor_of_Torrent
      @Armor_of_Torrent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      "they're allowed now" lmao

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I love how they almost instantly accepted a Male transexual but couldn't accept a female

    • @shoezomaku
      @shoezomaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That had me dying

    • @kristenmoon9964
      @kristenmoon9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arthas640 That would be female transexual in this situation. ( I am one of the 'allowed now' ones. )

    • @kristenmoon9964
      @kristenmoon9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jack Daniels you're referring to sex, not gender. And no one claims sex does change. Make sure you can pass basic biology before trying to critique someones existence, ol #7

  • @psychoshaggie
    @psychoshaggie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    “That’s sexual assault SGT!!”
    Grabs a handful of hair & jerks head back
    “I’ll show you sexual assault”
    That right there cracks me up every time I see this skit

    • @vasek60
      @vasek60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Totally didn't like.. Didn't.. Get me moist or anything.. Noo.

    • @Michael-pt8gj
      @Michael-pt8gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vasek60 yo calm down

    • @bruhweedles8312
      @bruhweedles8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vasek60 …..

    • @TheHighRoad1748
      @TheHighRoad1748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vasek60 your mom dropped you when you were a baby

    • @anoblefish411
      @anoblefish411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I def didnt get any boner or anything

  • @justinnewcomb2279
    @justinnewcomb2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “I have 300 on the male scale and 650 on the ACFT”
    Funniest line

    • @fenrir834
      @fenrir834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      funny joke indeed

    • @danijelandroid
      @danijelandroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I might have been impressed if I know what those figures meant. 🤔😁

    • @justinnewcomb2279
      @justinnewcomb2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@danijelandroid 300 is max on the APFT and it's almost impossible to reach it even if you're a ranger. the ACFT is gender neutral and only extends to a max of 600 so she "officially" crushed it even on max. which means she can deadlift more than 340 lbs and complete 60 hand release pushups in two minutes.

    • @muhammudbinislam7843
      @muhammudbinislam7843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justinnewcomb2279 For her stature who looks like she weights 50 kg it's not possible but if she was more bulky and ripped women can lift 340 lbs if they train for 3 years straight.

    • @jkxss
      @jkxss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@muhammudbinislam7843 The average man in the gym doesn't even lift 340 lb deadlift... Yeah there are chicks who can deadlift 340 lbs and more, but they are yolked.

  • @helloturtle3749
    @helloturtle3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Sgt HEISPEED, bruh that's like a solid ass hidden gem of a joke there.

    • @smokeabomb7406
      @smokeabomb7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m honestly wondering if that’s his name by random chance, or I’m just retarded and overthinking a joke

    • @AdmiralHalimesh
      @AdmiralHalimesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@smokeabomb7406 it could be either or is the best part 😂I've known a guy named Deathrage, and another guy named Slaughter. Haispeed wouldn't surprise me at all

    • @mrpj1390
      @mrpj1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Non-army people won't catch on to it.

    • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
      @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrpj1390 Navy here, care to fill me in on it??

    • @GryphonIndustrial
      @GryphonIndustrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Referencing "High speed, low drag" its a military slang term. Usually one of them has the Heispeed tape and the other has Loedrag.

  • @Antan-dp4wb
    @Antan-dp4wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    I’m scared with the fact that she stayed in character through most the bloopers.

    • @Varifyr
      @Varifyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Because she has lived it

    • @honeybadger1245
      @honeybadger1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Do you go down all the way?

    • @Love-Is-Kind
      @Love-Is-Kind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      So I'm not the only one who felt completely uncomfortable with her character and had memories of dealing with these kind of females? Talk about moments of anxiety and PTSD triggered. UGH!!!

    • @michaelvacanti7990
      @michaelvacanti7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She scares me lol

    • @voided76
      @voided76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bearing is bearing baby.
      hold the goddamn line lol

  • @hh0520
    @hh0520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    "do you go down all the way" HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @djvell01
      @djvell01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      double entendre🤣🤣🤣

    • @shannongreen1520
      @shannongreen1520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That shit kills...LMAOOOOO

    • @SHADOWofJUSTiCE
      @SHADOWofJUSTiCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      best part

    • @CCMorgan
      @CCMorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There's a difference between men making these jokes among themselves, vs men and women making these jokes to each other. Do people honestly think this isn't going to inevitably lead to sexual tension and people fooling around... especially in high stress situations, out in the sticks... this video just helps prove the point.

    • @hh0520
      @hh0520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CCMorgan along your same premise....sooooo violent video games create killers?

  • @smonelh
    @smonelh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “Is that S1?” “One of those transitioning Soldiers?” I’m DEAD! 🤣

    • @MotherFitness2401
      @MotherFitness2401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Best line!

    • @jaypenha5352
      @jaypenha5352 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yess!! Lmao. That was priceless. I feel like they could have also hit it up with a, “ oh is this the new 42A that transferred from such and such battalion?”

  • @ShadowNinjaDestiny
    @ShadowNinjaDestiny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "She knows exactly what to say so we can keep her. "
    Lady was killing it.

  • @HellFighterz
    @HellFighterz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    "Look where I'm patting.. can I do this with her? No"
    Lmfao

    • @SteelSaint749
      @SteelSaint749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She's flat as the wall, what does it matter?

    • @theguyinthechair8254
      @theguyinthechair8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SteelSaint749 what the fucc bro

    • @SSingh-nr8qz
      @SSingh-nr8qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh the eye contact!

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bros before...

    • @lewismiller870
      @lewismiller870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theguyinthechair8254 is he lyin' tho? :dead:

  • @3Dani.
    @3Dani. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    The way she maintained her military bearing even during the bloopers!

    • @aironiversen9214
      @aironiversen9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right!! 😐

    • @swift_stix-tre9594
      @swift_stix-tre9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She still gonna be on her period during combat. Longest I didn’t shower for on the COP was about 3 months. She gonna need a lot of water bottles. Good luck with that haha

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I couldn’t hold it in when Peter and Juston started laughing after “Do you go down all the way?” Improv man, you never know what you’re gonna say 😂 I’m not military sorry, just acting 🤷🏼‍♀️😊

    • @3Dani.
      @3Dani. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mochimuse Great acting skills! I was convinced you’re a (former) Soldier!

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@3Dani. aw thank you luv!

  • @johnrivera3365
    @johnrivera3365 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “You see where I’m patting? Can I do that with her?..”
    That cracked me up😂😂🤣

  • @drbenzer01
    @drbenzer01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    are we going to see more of Sgt. Askale
    The comedic timing was good with the facial expressions to commicate her disgust.
    Keep up the good work, cant wait to see more.

  • @youreright385
    @youreright385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    I wish overqualified females making those of us in combat jobs insecure was the problem, unfortunately it’s not though.

    • @austinsessums1486
      @austinsessums1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      There are overqualified females?

    • @redjellonian8126
      @redjellonian8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I wish qualified females in the non combat jobs making people insecure was a problem.

    • @jonsmitt9769
      @jonsmitt9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Overqualified individuals are a plot device in a narrative.
      A Mary Sue caricature to challenge the patriarchy.

    • @SandMDOTCOM1
      @SandMDOTCOM1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      In my 21 years of military service (12B/11B) I have not met one female that I would want in a firefight. Good soldiers yes, but in a firefight no. For males I can say 1/4 I wouldn't trust in a firefight, but if they can take orders they still are of some use. You either have it or you don't. Same goes for Corrections (my civilian career)... women have a great part in the job... but fighting is usually not what they are great at. What they usually ARE good at is communicating and de-escalating. Which is a good skill to have too.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Overqualified people are in demand so you don't notice them except maybe when they are flying around or that knocking in the tank's engine stops.

  • @mannyom3213
    @mannyom3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Fantastic, A+. To the point and happy to recieve the message. Seriously though, that poker face can melt an LMTV.

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😊🙏🏼

  • @cedhoward8701
    @cedhoward8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Noticed the "HEISPEED" nametap instantly and cried laughing

    • @blackthought7250
      @blackthought7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Low drag

    • @user-tc7hb8mq1e
      @user-tc7hb8mq1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Straight Up - You need homies like that will keep you laughing...#LoughDragggggg

    • @MrMt42304
      @MrMt42304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackthought7250 Loedragg

  • @ianarnold7363
    @ianarnold7363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    garcia"do you go down all the way?"
    askale"do YOU" go down all the way?"
    first sergeant "she has a good point"

    • @tazirecadet5991
      @tazirecadet5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sgt First Class, am a PFC

    • @georgemichaels2325
      @georgemichaels2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's more important that the Sarge goes down ALL the way.

    • @ethanwhitney6168
      @ethanwhitney6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tazirecadet5991 Sometimes SFCs can serve in 1SG positions. I had one do a whole year of that before he was replaced by an actual 1SG.

    • @SpiraSpiraSpira
      @SpiraSpiraSpira 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanwhitney6168 I was de facto battery commander as a O-2 for almost 9 months because the CO kept either getting DUIs, divorced and leaving or otherwise getting kicked out of the Army. It was awesome.

    • @ethanwhitney6168
      @ethanwhitney6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpiraSpiraSpira Haha I'm sure it was an interesting learning experience. Hopefully you had it recognized on your OER.

  • @CHDSProductions
    @CHDSProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Is he one of the transitioning soldiers they talking about "sup dude" lmao.

  • @jayce3991
    @jayce3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Holy shit imagine going through BCT with the last name Heispeed.

    • @stuka80
      @stuka80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @soggytaco4207
      @soggytaco4207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Had a buddy go through with the last name of “Part”
      Long story short “Private Part” was involved in a lot of shit...

    • @ernestpaniagua1210
      @ernestpaniagua1210 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Had a guy in basic named sham and he was a red headed guy did he get some shit 🤣 LMFAO first time the DS saw him he had to walk away along with the senior DS shaking their heads

    • @TheOminousGamer
      @TheOminousGamer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soggytaco4207 We had a guy who's last name was "Drinkwater" lmfao. He turned out to be a satan worshipper (not fucking joking). Was an interesting time.

  • @ragingshadowttv503
    @ragingshadowttv503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Did you go down all the way?"
    "Do you go down all the way?"
    Hell yeah SGT Askale! Loved that line. I was dead

  • @stefanguajardo4701
    @stefanguajardo4701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "So mental heath doesn't take her away from us"
    .. dead

  • @dragonzgaming5056
    @dragonzgaming5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I'm scared to say what I wanna say she stayed in character the whole time.

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Do YOU go down all the way?" 😂 that had me rollin.

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Honestly, she stayed in character better than the other 3. Props to her and I thank all of these fine soldiers for their service

  • @Elienguitar
    @Elienguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    How the hell she did that skit with a straight face is nothing short of impressive.

  • @anna94k
    @anna94k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Look where I'm petting, can I do this with her? No." :D lol

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    How is it there are four of 'em, and *she's* the only one who can keep a straight face for more than two seconds? Don't get me wrong-- it's good they're having fun while filming. 😀

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      She's an actress who doesn't have military experience and doesn't know the acronyms... so... it's like me watching stand up and not laughing when they make a reference to some political name or thing I'm not familiar with. 🤷‍♂️

    • @donaldsherman5913
      @donaldsherman5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@justonrg I started to think she was an actress when I really took a deep look at her uniform, 10th Mountain Division, 101st Airborne , Airborne, Air Assault, and a Combat badge, that's just one badass solider in general, but I believed it at first

    • @shadowscreamer1
      @shadowscreamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably cuz she legitimately thinks the skit is insulting

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shadowscreamer1 She wouldn't have agreed to do it, then. 😉
      It's okay that you can't find the humor in it. 🤷‍♂️ some comedy isn't for everyone. And there'll always be somebody who can argue another perspective and/or find something offensive.
      ...but just because we, as artists, can see and emphasize with both sides doesn't mean we're gonna stop producing content for what we already know what works best for us.
      🎤 💧💥

    • @Warrior_Culture
      @Warrior_Culture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justonrg Her agreeing to do it and not feeling insulted at the same time are probably specifically because she's not in, but that's just speculation. I see the humor in it, and it's not for me either. I have to deal with some real pricks on a daily basis, and while I certainly DO have a sense of humor, this mostly makes me feel bitter. I still appreciate the channel and a lot of the content. I'm just too fed up with guys in this particular regard to appreciate this.

  • @GoldenGod69
    @GoldenGod69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “She’s got a CIB..” lmao they can’t believe it

  • @LIFEwithBAVAN
    @LIFEwithBAVAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Damn she must be honor guard with that straight face

  • @mclovinsexycheeseburger9330
    @mclovinsexycheeseburger9330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I've been in more than one T.I.C. ..... boooop!!" 😂🤣😅

  • @honeybadger1245
    @honeybadger1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Females in command be like:
    Males be like: This is a joke right? Da hell is this, Space Force?......First Sergeant

    • @cesaraguirre2134
      @cesaraguirre2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Bobsods
      @Bobsods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @livnlf2thefulst taskandpurpose.com/.amp/news/army-combat-fitness-test-pause
      Looks like the gender neutral test is already causing complaints.

    • @Warrior_Culture
      @Warrior_Culture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Bobsods Is there something out there that people DON'T complain about? Fuckem. I want the gender neutral test and I want it to be at the males standard of "difficulty". One less thing for guys to use against me when I wreck them.

    • @Raccoonactual
      @Raccoonactual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bobsods this article kills me. How the fuck does the leg tuck account for the most failures of the ACFT? Even if you're in the heavy group you only need 3 to pass lol.
      I would have thought that the sprint, drag, carry would be the one that had everyone crying to be honest. Or the dead lift for the heavy group.

    • @jaketaylor2923
      @jaketaylor2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Warrior_Culture “when I wreck them” weak minded, daddy issues, chip on your shoulder...

  • @GryphonIndustrial
    @GryphonIndustrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:05 - 3:41 had me DYIN'! Thats one of the funniest bits y'all two have ever done! I needed that laugh.

  • @sekiromusashi4451
    @sekiromusashi4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "That was sexily assault" *grabs hair* "I'll show you sexily assault!"

    • @andrewcook2625
      @andrewcook2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol moment when you are both scared and aroused

    • @Kelemor
      @Kelemor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I volunteer

    • @apexdemond554
      @apexdemond554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don’t threaten me with a good time

    • @Cx10110100
      @Cx10110100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@apexdemond554 yeah, now reverse the genders

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cx10110100 To the gulag you go

  • @gabinomendez1411
    @gabinomendez1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Your gonna let het talk to me like that”

  • @thehelper03
    @thehelper03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That hair grab made me go to attention.

  • @thinbluemerican470
    @thinbluemerican470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "did you go down all the way?"
    **brazzers logo appears**

  • @lastremnantdeliverancemini4929
    @lastremnantdeliverancemini4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was great man! As a USMC vet I found humor and nostalgia in all of it.

  • @mikevanroy9356
    @mikevanroy9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Do you go down all the way?"
    I lost it.

  • @kccustodes2618
    @kccustodes2618 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I come back to you guys over and over and it blows my mind why you don't have at least a small netflix thing or even this scene could be on SNL and get more laughs!

  • @joepullin
    @joepullin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    SGT Askale reminds me of a quite a few females I worked with way back when.
    I was at Fort Campbell for a year and these guys got it down to a T. Took me about a day there to make me want to go back to Korea.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like BS.

  • @kyleprice5253
    @kyleprice5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    She said "I'll show you sexual assault" because of that I never wanna have a battle buddy in the military or barracks that's a woman. Because she might get away with it 😆😂😂

    • @Cx10110100
      @Cx10110100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or she might assault you and get you in trouble alleging you did it

    • @tammyt3434
      @tammyt3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was in an infantry unit where the old crusty guys were complaining about a long gone female soldier who had created a horrible toxic environment with textbook sexual harassment. I asked if they knew females could be reported for SHARP.
      No. No they did not. Thanks mandatory monthly briefings. Thanks so much for being such a deficit to the community.

  • @BrianWilliams21706
    @BrianWilliams21706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I pissed myself laughing when she asked "Do you go down all the way?" That could be taken in many different ways.

    • @jordansbear
      @jordansbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoooo it really could

  • @mrob456
    @mrob456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This needs to be a TV show.

  • @JG-po8io
    @JG-po8io 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love your videos that you post here. They have me laughing and sometimes with tears running down my face. Thank all of you for the great videos. And keep them coming. And I like to say thank all of you for your service.

  • @DMAbCD
    @DMAbCD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how she does her lines with a straight face. Very funny and enjoyable video. Keep up the great work.

  • @DanielDTUBWeinberger
    @DanielDTUBWeinberger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    1:44
    past what she already said
    300 on male scale and 650 on ACFT
    that got me rolling
    just judging by her parade rest this whole episode, she ain't human

    • @77wolf89
      @77wolf89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Honestly, she looks pregnant already

    • @smesaric
      @smesaric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      pretty sure a 650 on the ACFT isn't even possible, and only a handful have gotten a perfect 600. I don't believe there is an extended scale.

    • @77wolf89
      @77wolf89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@smesaric Female...they get extra points

    • @smesaric
      @smesaric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@77wolf89 ohh yeah of course how could i forget

    • @cheuk-yintsang6623
      @cheuk-yintsang6623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smesaric thats correct there is no extended scale for the ACFT

  • @tesla_3_performance
    @tesla_3_performance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "SSG Gonzales" .... anyone else catch that? 😄2:58

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dammit Peter!

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was talking to the other SSG who isn't in frame... 🤷‍♂️

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂now that u mentiom it yeah

    • @tesla_3_performance
      @tesla_3_performance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justonrg 👌

    • @otanguma
      @otanguma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did lol I verified the tags and confused lol

  • @cosmicsanders4319
    @cosmicsanders4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Heispeed would be an absolutely fantastic name for an airforce pilot

    • @hansangb
      @hansangb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The joke went right by you like a ninja - likely since you weren't in the Army. In the Army, anything that's "cool" is referred to as High-speed. Or High-speed Low Drag if using the full nomenclature. So when you see a nice car, you can say "that's highspeed' When someone has a nice classic Colt 1911, you can say "that's high speed" When someone has a burner/cooker that weighs nothing, you say "that's high speed" Finally, in the Army (at least in the Infantry) AF planes/pilots are referred to as "fast-mover"

  • @GCF-Media
    @GCF-Media 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She's so professional. Keeps a straight face even in the bloopers.

  • @wtf1231122
    @wtf1231122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how consistently funny these are!

  • @lanny7721
    @lanny7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    well crafted humor around the sexes, non offensive and witty, that's brilliant.

    • @robertlawrence4719
      @robertlawrence4719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Offensive humor is the best. Screw woke , pc garbage.

    • @mattjack3983
      @mattjack3983 ปีที่แล้ว

      Non offensive? Too bad.

    • @lanny7721
      @lanny7721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattjack3983 I don't understand what you're getting at.

  • @trevor93015
    @trevor93015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What I find bad is that it's OK to joke around with treating men with sexual assault

  • @shoachiwarrior
    @shoachiwarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once again you guys crack me up! Loved the come back! "Do you go down all the way!!" Smooth! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marinceja-hjr352
    @marinceja-hjr352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Finally the full vid.

  • @AnditoGamer
    @AnditoGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    SSG Heispeed checking out his EIB after seen her with a CIB. lmaoo

  • @SCARFACE69247
    @SCARFACE69247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is probably the most accurate video about the military you will ever see.

  • @nft_synergy8880
    @nft_synergy8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that “DO YOU GO DOWN ALL THE WAY” come back, I thought it was scripted but died laughing when I seen it wasn’t 😂🤣

  • @brotha-man7
    @brotha-man7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is hilarious!!! As a Army veteran, this is an awesome skit!!!!

  • @willrockherrera5609
    @willrockherrera5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @2:15 the look on his face says “I actually liked that!” 😂

  • @JorgeGarcia-lw7vc
    @JorgeGarcia-lw7vc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Their acting is amazing! Love these skits!

  • @bulletproofweasel
    @bulletproofweasel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Did you go down all the way" okay hmmm "do you go down all the way" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @starshipcommand183
    @starshipcommand183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I like her, she's COOOOLLL and super funny. I had to rewind her parts a lot because i was laughing so much!

  • @CplVelasco
    @CplVelasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!"
    Welcome to the Army bro

  • @lukepaul6256
    @lukepaul6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “ do you go down all the way?” by far the funniest part😂😂😂😂

  • @Randomyoutubecommenter
    @Randomyoutubecommenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk how she kept a straight face through all that, she’s got some fire in her

  • @UnfilteredMedic
    @UnfilteredMedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The hand motions and from my own experience that is Infantry 100%. 😆 (I am/was a Medic in an Infantry unit.)

  • @martinmccloskey2435
    @martinmccloskey2435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just came your channel today. Oh my gosh, I was laughing so hard I was crying.

  • @ej40313
    @ej40313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far, this is hilarious! Keep up the great videos.

  • @Craeshen
    @Craeshen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    she's trying not to break out laughing

  • @BadKarma714
    @BadKarma714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Do you go Down all the way lol that one got me rolling was that From her or was it in the script?

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That was mine... it just came out man 😅

    • @kinginferno934
      @kinginferno934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mochimuse private inferno requests permission to utilize the latrine ma'am

    • @justonrg
      @justonrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This was pure improv! We rarely write scripts for these sketches; usually just come up with a premise and run with it. @mochimuse might not be a vet, but she definitely nailed that improvisation comeback that fits into our military and veteran humor!

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mochimuse epic 🔥😂

    • @BadKarma714
      @BadKarma714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mochimuse that was awesome I love it

  • @wrath187
    @wrath187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Look where I am patting!" I think I broke my liver laughing.

  • @parabellum2674
    @parabellum2674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you see this, can't do that with her..." I teared up at this one.

  • @medic8377
    @medic8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Look where I'm patting him....can I do this with her!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeddkeech259
    @jeddkeech259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You see where I’m patting him I can’t do that with her 😂😂😂

    • @jordansbear
      @jordansbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he’s not wrong

  • @faaea13
    @faaea13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hahahaha...I was in the Marines and got out right when they started letting females into the infantry and this is hilarious

    • @cpK054L
      @cpK054L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm super glad I got out in 2011, because in 2012, they let females into DIVISION.

  • @bethanyfischer8220
    @bethanyfischer8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Look at where I'm patting" omfg i love these

  • @MovieMax1701
    @MovieMax1701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I died when he said that’s sexual assault and she grabs his head “I’ll show you sexual assault.”

  • @Mr.Ut21
    @Mr.Ut21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Do YOU go down all the way
    😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😂😭🤣

  • @HarPlayer
    @HarPlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She’s the best. Makes the skit!!!😀😀😀😀😀

  • @TKrayz82
    @TKrayz82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great new addition to the family! Welcome!!!

  • @cptmcquacken4887
    @cptmcquacken4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the outtake thing you guys are doing now

  • @johnq4535
    @johnq4535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Combat soldier here, Nangarhar and Kunar provinces 2010-2011. Earlier I listed specific reasons why women should not be in combat with men, with specific real-world examples. I listed multiple examples on why it's dangerous for everyone involved and used my own experiences to make the point. My post was removed. I don't know why I didn't use profanity and was professional and respectful. Perhaps it didn't fit a narrative?

    • @christopherpaxton9823
      @christopherpaxton9823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woopsies 😂

    • @Dooom65
      @Dooom65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Bro Hit me Up with it in this reply

    • @TheLilBear
      @TheLilBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "ThE ArMy ShOuLd Be InClUsIvE"

    • @t.k3650
      @t.k3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you try again? I am interested

    • @lewismiller870
      @lewismiller870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oH nO ArE yOu A
      MiSoGynIsT?

  • @Ocker3
    @Ocker3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn she is Ice Cold, plays the part brilliantly. We need more Askale up in here!

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙏🏼😊

  • @Phantom8589
    @Phantom8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's hilarious.... It's even funnier that the E5 is in charge of 2x E6's 🤣

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did you go down all the way?
    Do you go down all the way?
    🤣 we need a medic for this burn

  • @damaribrackett1159
    @damaribrackett1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:46 looked back like it was going to be a different person lol

  • @Patrick1985McMahon
    @Patrick1985McMahon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:08 best part

  • @krischampion4435
    @krischampion4435 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Do you go down all the way?". Best comeback ever.

  • @lincolnk.1964
    @lincolnk.1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of your best ones yet lol. The faces bwhahaha

  • @lastwolflord
    @lastwolflord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty funny watching them hold in their laughter.

  • @dirtywojta
    @dirtywojta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when the outtakes are funnier than the actual skit

  • @quiashawhite4267
    @quiashawhite4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said 'Did you go down all the way?'
    And her reply 'Did you go down all the way'
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sahme001
    @sahme001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love
    You guys. Happy holidays!!!

  • @censorshipbites7545
    @censorshipbites7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    My sister was an MP, I was combat arms. She's always been an active tomboy while I was a lazy and fat nerd. Her single combat deployment in the Reserves really messed her up back, etc. while my multiple tours had no appreciable lasting effects.
    *I fully support females in the military...but not in combat arms. Biology doesn't care about wishful gender equality initiatives.*

    • @bhammy131
      @bhammy131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly just thinking about the training and bs we had to do in the infantry I don’t see how a female could actually last. We would literally go 35 or more days straight without even so much as seeing a bathroom or shower. I imagine that wouldn’t be too great for a woman’s personal hygiene.

    • @Matt-oj2kl
      @Matt-oj2kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bhammy131 we were doing a 16day ftx in east range which is close to schofield barracks. The lone female we had in our unit got out of the field at day 4 claiming an infection from not being able to shower🤬

    • @censorshipbites7545
      @censorshipbites7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Matt-oj2kl _east range_ Back in the day, we simply called it "East Rain."

    • @bhammy131
      @bhammy131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matt-oj2kl that’s exactly what I’d expect. They have no business being in the infantry. It’s just not suited for them and their needs.

    • @Matt-oj2kl
      @Matt-oj2kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@censorshipbites7545 it could be dry everywhere else on the island but when we went there it was always raining. You know the old saying “if it ain’t raining we ain’t training”😏

  • @GaDawg0513
    @GaDawg0513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That gal looks like she walked off the set of Lord of the Rings

    • @mochimuse
      @mochimuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!

  • @chorlesteajones6794
    @chorlesteajones6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE the battle axe in the background! My unit was the Gladiators and our unit crest and coin from our tour in Afghanistan had a Gladiator helmet in front of a battle axe just like that!

  • @TheWTFsauce
    @TheWTFsauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fuzzy joke still hurts but also tears of laughter

  • @tonyf.9806
    @tonyf.9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably one of your most accurate videos yet.
    Only thing missing are the Down Periscope style jokes. This is going to make things hard on all of us, let me rephrase, it's going to make things difficult. But I'm sure if we just work together as a team, we can handle ourselves accordingly. That is all.

  • @Beachbum247
    @Beachbum247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAOOO “ is this S1 “? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakedavid5289
      @jakedavid5289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You put In Your leave paper work 😃🇺🇸

  • @scottiesbrain4880
    @scottiesbrain4880 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's crazy to see how far you've come from here

  • @jwhimself1258
    @jwhimself1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bloopers are better than the actual skit 😂😂